Post by Jonnie Valentine on Mar 14, 2024 15:27:32 GMT -5
"One Step Beyond" by The Madness plays and a video montage plays of Hardkore World's 19 year history. Cyrus Williams hits Andrew Karnage with The Blackout...Tarrasque chokeslams Big Brute ACE off of a balcony to the floor below...Rad Rick pulls back on a scorpion deathlock on Dragon Kimura...Ace Kilcannon drops "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson on the back of his head with The Kill...Bronco Guerillo comes off on with a rana off the second turnbuckle on Rad Rick...Adrian Faust nails Death Gojira with a Helldriver...Fidel "Che" Gueverra throws powder in Bronco Guerillo's eyes...Rated X hits Ghandi the Butcher with The Unabomber...Kentaro Korose hits Kuala Hala with a facebreaker deathkick...Matthew X flaming thumper heart punches Quasimoto Jones..."Deathstryke" Cyan Komar hits San Diego Strangler with The Deathstryke...Sadiopath pins "Nightmare" Stormy Sommers with a sadioplex...Devon Stevens hits Bobby Nowa with a Zero Grav Leg Drop...Rally Jackson puts Adrian Faust through a press table with a cradle piledriver...Tosh Marley tiger drivers Matthew X...Ace Kilcannon comes off the rope with a springboard DDT on El Hombre Murcie'Lago...Reverand Gozo Shioda nails Ace Kilcannon with a crucifix ganso bomb...Tuxedo Mask executes a gorgeous corkscrew 450 splash on "Sweet" Richard Romero..."Sexy" Anjanette Turner bending Makoto Jupiter in half with a scorpion deathlock with a crossface...Kilroy Evans drops from off the top of a cage with a crowbar across the chest of Death Gojira on a burning car...Tamara Sanchez delivering a crisp helicopter rana on Xyrynth onto a chair...The Miracle Violence Combination II giving Tarrasque a Shotgun Suplex...Cobryn gives Robert Hunglestien III The Answer 2005...Lonewolf McNeely gets a running start and jumps into the Scent of Destruction diamond cutter but Big Bad Bill reverses it into a reverse DDT faceplant off the second rope...Lucifer Jones gives Devon Stevens a London Air Raid off the top rope through a table on the floor...Ayame "Phoenix" Tokugawa backflips off the cage, catching Brandi on the top turnbuckle on the way down with a inverted FireBird DDT...Death Gojira puts the ladder over Cobryn's head in the corner with his chest in the turnbuckle, then jumps off the top turnbuckle on the long end, see sawing him into the audience....Kilroy Evans grabs Adrian Tanner Jr. on the apron and hits The Bad Touch to the floor...Vampira comes off the top rope with a shooting star press on Vagabond through a table on the floor...Andrew Sinclair gives Andrew Karnage an exploder off the ring steps on to the concrete floor...Lucifer Jones gives Kilroy Evans a burning hammer off the apron through a burning table with thumbtacks...Tatsuya Arakawa DDTs Sun off the apron to the concrete floor...Legacy pulls "Platinum" Pat Bozzini into a set-up for a piledriver, but Bozzini blocks it and reverses it into an alabama slammer but on the way over, Bozzini turns it into a tigerbomb... Lonewolf McNeely presses David Sadler over his head and drops him in the No Human Contact diamond cutter...The Outrider pulls Andrew Karnage up into a crucifix and then drops him into a backbreaker...Bad Boy King Kong gut wrenches Ryan Champion up into a tigerbomb through the tables...Rated X piledrives Kilroy Evans head through the roof of a Toyota Camry...Syberus half nelson facebusters Robert Hunglestien III off the top rope...Yuku Shiro pumphandles "Sexy" Anjanette Turner up into a burning hammer then it fades into a graphic that reads "Irish Rage in Belfast". The camera pans around Ulster Hall showing the fans holding up various signs. The shot pans out to Guillermo O'Bannon with an blow dried Phil Blauer sitting in the next chair. Phil's wearing full riot gear
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hello ladies and gentleman, and welcome to Northern Ireland, or Ulster as it's called. We're here in historic Ulster Hall. Originally built in 1859, designed by William J Barre. It's been the host of countless concerts over the past 145 years but also the last six Irish Rage in Belfast pay-per-views! I'm Guillermo O'Bannon...
Phil Blauer: (flips his riot helmet plastic shield up) And I'm Phil Blauer, here in Northern Ireland, the home of white terrorism. "The understandable terrorism". And if I don't make it out of here tonight. Tell my cat I like him.
Guillermo O'Bannon: But you don't.
Phil Blauer: (flips the plastic shield back down) He doesn't have to know that. It's a constant chess match between me and Mr. Mittens. (flips the shield back up and looks at the camera) Your move, Mittens.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tonight it's gonna get messy. We have matches that have been boiling for the past few months, and tonight they'll explode.
Phil Blauer: Sounds like Yolanda's cooking.
Hardkore World fashion reporter Yolanda Ando smacks Phil, but the riot helmet hurts her hand
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion Syberus and Hardkore West Coast Champion Paul Soutter have beef from November when Paul Soutter broke Syberus' ribs during an impromptu title defense of Syberus' West Coast title during a Hardkore Rocky Mountains show. Syberus was on the shelf until February, and swore revenge.
Phil Blauer: Took him long enough. What was he waiting for the year anniversary?
Guillermo O'Bannon: No, he was waiting to be able to defend his Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship against him. Things boiled over at last month's show in San Diego. After a six man tag team match, Syberus & Soutter traded backstage assaults to try and soften one another up for tonight. But Paul Soutter has a completely different mindset. This is his first Hardkore World Heavyweight title shot. He will try to put Syberus on a stretcher one more time and win his first World Championship of his storied career. Then there's a match that'll pit two former Hardkore World Champions battling for the Hardkore America title. Robert Hunglestien III tries to take the championship from Rated X, with a bum leg.
Phil Blauer: Lucifer Jones got a little taste of revenge for that long ago swerve. Like all most of the food I've been forced to eat this week, it was a dish served cold.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X and Robert Hunglestien III have been chomping on the bit for months for this match so they can finally get their hands on each other.
Phil Blauer: When you say it like that, it sounds kinda gay.
Guillermo O'Bannon: There is an ambulance parked out back for our Hardkore World Women's Championship match.
Phil Blauer: Not anymore. I had it towed for parking in my space. I don't know how many times I gotta do that.
Guillermo O'Bannon: In Phoenix, Yuku Shiro defeated Tamara Sanchez for the Hardkore World Women's Championship which always puts a lady in a pretty tough spot. Tammy has used that sledgehammer to break the arms and legs of anyone who has even touched that belt in the past two years. Tonight she has an entire match devoted to putting someone in the hospital.
Phil Blauer: How nice for Tammy.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then an Irish Rage in Belfast tradition, we string up the barbed wire but this time it's for the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title. "Platinum" Pat Bozzini puts his title on the line against Rising Sun. Sun have a feud that goes back to their Conneticut Chain Match in February. Then Pat defeated Rising Sun for that Light Heavyweight title in a ladder match in May in Albuquerque. Over in UCW, Rising Sun got some revenge when he cost Bozzini his UCW World Triple Crown Championship in a match with Mark Deal. Now it's time for them to put it on the line in a barbed wire match tonight.
Phil Blauer: Poor Pat. When he won the World Light Heavyweight title he must have thought he was in store for technical wrestling clinics. Instead he's had to survive an electrified steel cage match and now a barbed wire match.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then we have a continuation of one of Hardkore World and Irish Rage in Belfast's biggest feud. This scaffold hanging over our heads is a...Phil, did you hang your laundry off of that?
Phil Blauer: I didn't have any clean shirts.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira and Kilroy Evans will continue their bloody feud that has spanned the past two years. They've tried to settle it in barbed wire, tied together with dog collars, a double hell match, barbed wire bomb matches, and now one will be thrown from 25 feet in the air. Then we lower that hell in the cell cage that's over the scaffold for our huge women's elimination match.
Phil Blauer: I wondered why our ring crew was so cranky. Hey Vince Killer! I don't want to be one of those people but can you get my delicates off the scaffold before that match starts?
Head of the Hardkore ring crew Vince Killer headbutts Phil's lunch
Phil Blauer: My lettuce quesadilla! You know how hard it is to explain to these whiskey stewed micks how to make one of those?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro's eight top contenders will battle it out in a hell in a cell cage to see who will face her in Los Angeles. There's a brand new youth movement in the Hardkore World women's ranks and one of these ladies want to take the brass ring tonight. Then there's a submission match that will show who is the quintessential mat technician on the West Coast. Andrew Karnage and James Fierce wrestled in Phoenix to see who would face Rated X for the Hardkore America Championship. Fierce nearly broke X's neck again, but went to a time limit draw.
Phil Blauer: Hunglestien has a good point. I asked Jonnie about expanding the time limit to 60 minutes, he nearly choked on his sushi. Something about most Hardkore matches going 20 minutes and only having the buildings rented for so long. Sounds like a bunch of double talk to me. So I politely thanked him and walked out to tell Boone what I think about him.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jonnie or Boone?
Phil Blauer: Jonnie. Everyone knows Boone's a jerkoff.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Dad says boys don't cry. Hold it in Boone-ster.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then there's a Sadistic Madness Match between Adrian Tanner Jr. and strongman Dan Stein. This is a match where you have to bust open your opponent before you can pin him. Tanner and Stein have been feuding in the Land Down Under and now take their feud to the Emerald Island.
Phil Blauer: You can pin someone before making them bleed in Hardkore World? When did that start? No one tells me anything!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then there's the first threeway chain match in Hardkore World history. "The Unlucky One" 13 is linked with Miester and the Future World Order's Big Mark Evans. The three of these guys will rip and tear one another with that chain to be the first guy to tag all four corners.
Phil Blauer: If you need an idea of what three large men chained to one another looks like, I've taken the liberty of taking one of Boone's magazines from under his matress here and...
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Hey aren't Johnny Parker and Vindication fighting in a straightjacket match?
Guillermo O'Bannon: (checks his notes) Uh, oh yeah. I'll be damned. Says it right here, Vindication & Johnny Parker, straightjacket match.
Phil Blauer: I like matches were you have to put people into things or on things. Like the stretcher match in our main event, or all those weasel suit classics that Bobby Heenan had with Ultimate Warrior. People laugh when I said you could mention them in the same breath as Flair/Steamboat.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: And?
Phil Blauer: That's it, they just laughed.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then we have a last man standing match between Christian Sain and Lucifer Jones. Jones took issue with something Christian Sain said and brutally attacked him before his match with Mr. 100 back in February. Tonight Sain tries to get some revenge.
Phil Blauer: That's a pretty tall order. We're talking about a former Hardkore America Heavyweight Champion who recently injured Hunglestien's leg.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn's comeback continues as he takes on Ryan Champion. Champion just got out of a feud with Miester and is looking to place his name among the immortals with a win over the legendary Cobryn.
Phil Blauer: Don't I have a win over Cobryn?
Guillermo O'Bannon: No, you have a win over Boone on that Olsen Twin video game.
Phil Blauer: That's right. I got Ashley to the dance first.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Indeed sir, and looking smoking yet elegant in that strapless evening gown.
Phil Blauer: A classic never dies, Matthew.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then we see hometown boy Kieran O'Shea have his first match in his native Ireland. He teams with Mr. Psycho to take on the Future World Order. Now, let's go to our first participant, who is standing by backstage.
The Shootfighter is in the locker room waiting for his match with Vinnie Silvestri, Jr. He is wearing his black knee length wrestling tights and black wrestling boots and his chest length dark hair is tied in a pony tail. He is putting on his black tight robe with a red dragon on the front
The Shootfighter: "Just when I thought I would be facing some so-called rookie. I find out that the little punk quit. Typical isn't it? You want to prove yourself to be a man and suddenly you leave like a coward, because you see the bloodshed that occurs in this promotion."
(He ties up his robe and looks at the camera.)
The Shootfighter: "Corey Rebellion sure proved he was just that and then some. He quit like the coward he is. So I was left without an opponent until I was told it was Vinnie Silvestri, Jr. I've seen your matches and I respect your abilities. You're one of those surpise wrestlers that can beat you at any time. The kind of wrestler who can pull off an upset when you least expect..."
(The Shootfighter's face grows dark.)
The Shootfighter: "At least until tonight. You see I'm a man possessed tonight. I'm determined to exercise this demon that has been taunting me. Rage In Belfast is where I was on the verge of winning the Hardkore World Light-Heavyweight Title but was screwed by one Zach Daniels. Tonight I shall settle with you Vinnie Silvestri, Jr. I'll be the one who shall show no mercy to anyone. Not even you. In the ring I am all business and I don't care who I hurt as long as I am the one who is left standing and victorious."
(The Shootfighter goes over and gets his stainless steel singapore cane. He begins to twirl it fast.)
The Shootfighter: "You see Silvestri I'm ruthless and I am relentless in the ring. I know you may be one of the Warhammer Corp. I've had my share of wars with them and the ring ran with blood and we dished out pain by the seconds. Still I'm am here and I'm not going to give you or anyone I face a break. You'll see for yourself when we face off tonight."
(The Shootfighter's face grows angrier.)
The Shootfighter: "When it comes right down to it! The Shootfighter's been in the ring for quite awhile and everyone asks why I don't change my style! I'll tell you why?! It's because I'm not like those weaklings who think that they can change their gimmick or their side of the fence! They think they can get ahead, but as it turns out their gimmick or change of heart and style doesn't go over and they pay for it! Me?! I'm one of those people who likes just the way he is!"
(He slowly goes over to the camera a look of hate, rage and fury on his face as he sticks his face into the camera.)
The Shootfighter: "Vinnie Silvestri, Jr. I shall prove to you why The Shootfighter never changes his style! It's been working for me for quite awhile and when I unleash my hate, rage and fury on you it's going to be painful to you and I shall make sure you see your own blood! I shall make sure you get a lesson in pain and blood so severe that you'll see why The Shootfighter has remained so ruthless and unmerciful all these years! You shall realize it and learn a lot!"
(He screams and turns smashing his stainless steel singapore cane into a trashcan.)
The Shootfighter: "Silvestri prepare for your stay in the hospital and prepare to pay in pain! Prepare for Mortal Kombat!"
The camera slowly fades to Ulster Hall. "Mortal Kombat" by The Immortals plays and the audience cheers. The Shootfighter stalks ringside followed by Judge Death. He gets into the ring, takes off his robes slowly and glares at the entrance with intense hate, rage and fury. Then he crosses his arms as he continues to glare at the entrance
Guillermo O'Bannon: The last time Shootfighter was in Northern Ireland, he lost his Hardkore West Coast title to Zach Daniels in a mask in a threeway with "Giant" Baba O'Reilly. He's hoping to erase that loss out of the Ulster fans' minds tonight with a win over Vincent Silvestri Jr.
Phil Blauer: The Shootfighter's always a huge draw in Northern Ireland. Ever since his war with "The Brain" Allen Anderson and his Warhammer Corporation in this building 10 years ago, Shootfighter merchandise flies off the shelves.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Yeah, these foam rubber singapore canes are awesome.
Boone swats Yolanda on the ass
Yolanda Ando: Ow! Knock it off, Matt. The Shootfighter wears knee length black wrestling tights, black wrestling boots, sharp studded forearm pads and a tight black robe with a red dragon on the back and wields a stainless steel singapore cane.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to Ulster Hall where Hardkore Jonnie Valentine and Hardkore World presents Irish Rage in Belfast 2006!"
Crowd roars
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by his manager, Judge Death; From Bangkok, Thailand; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 235 pounds; The Current HARDKORE NIPPON WESTERN PACIFIC CHAMPION...THE SHOOTFIGHTER!!!"
The crowd cheers The Shootfighter. Then "Ceiling Fan in Spoon" by Lemonhead hits just in tune with a RV backfiring. Then an RV rolls into the Ulster Hall
Phil Blauer: Ahhh!! Pikeys! Here, Guillermo...hold my watch.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vincent Silvestri making his return to Hardkore World for the first time since December 2004 when he accompanied Darlene down to the ring for a match with Horror Girl. His last match with us was at Hardkore Helloween 2004 when he was eliminated from the barbed wire battle royal by Paul Soutter.
Vincent Silvestri comes out of the RV with a whiskey bottle in hand. He chugs the whiskey and tosses it at a fan and laughs
Phil Blauer: This is a town where they will catch that bottle and drink whatever's left.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by his girlfriend, Darlene; from the Mean Parks of Riverside, California; Standing 6 feet 1 inch tall; Weighing in at 235 pounds of whiskey; hailing from the mean parks of Riverside, California...'THE LORD OF THE FLIES' VINCENT SILVESTRI!!!"
Vincent enters the ring and sits down on the canvas and leans back against the turnbuckle, as he waits for the match to start. Mike Peters signals for the bell and The Shootfighter attacks him with a some muy thai kicks to his face and chest! Ulster Hall pops
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter irish whips Silvestri into the ropes but Silvestri comes back with a clothesline.
The Northern Irish fans boo. Silvestri pulls him up by the ponytail, but Shootfighter blocks a punch with his forearm. He counter with a muy thai strike to Silvestri's nose
Phil Blauer: Some blood trickling out of that nose already. We have our first blood of the night.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Silvestri staggers back after another muy thai strike to that nose, and then Shootfighter nearly takes his head off with a russian sickle!
The fans nearly blow the roof of the Ulster Hall. Shootfighter pulls him up by the hair, but Silvestri rakes his eyes. He scoops Shootfighter up and bodyslams him
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter blocks another one of Silvesti's punches and peppers his chest with dragon claw strikes. He applies a heart claw and uses his other arm to apply a claw to his face.
The Shootfighter applies pressure to his temples, causing Silvestri to go down to one knee. Darlene looks on, concerned. Mike Peters asks Silvestri if he wants to submit but he shakes his head
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter switches it up and applies a claw hold to both of Vinny Silver's carotid arteries in his shoulders.
Phil Blauer: Silvestri in some pain there. There's no shame in giving it up here. I give up all the time. I don't even feel like finishing this thought.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vincent Silvestri comes up with an uppercut to Shootfighter's balls!
Phil Blauer: Or bollocks in this region.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Silvestri with a textbook suplex in the center of the ring.
Silvestri sits up and smiles. The Belfast fans boo and jeer. Darlene is on the outside applauding, then rolls Silvestri a bottle of whiskey. Vincent takes a swig
Guillermo O'Bannon: Silvestri sprays all that whiskey out of his mouth on to The Shootfighter!
Phil Blauer: Careful! These Irish are liable to tear him apart if he's covered in whiskey. That's why Nick Nolte can't make it out of Dublin alive.
The boos get louder. Silvestri applies a front facelock and flattens himself out, laying on top of the back of Shootfighter's neck
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vincent Silvestri clamping down on Shootfighter's neck with both hands. Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap out but it's still too early.
Phil Blauer: Shootfighter getting a taste of his own medicene here. How do you like getting choked? It's not fun, is it?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shootfighter working his way to his feet and backdrops Silvestri over his shoulder. He applies a keylock to Silvestri's arm. He thrashes it from side to side.
The crowd lets out some scattered honks from the hundreds of air horns in the audience. Peters checks in to see if Silvestri wants to submit, but he shakes his head. Shootfighter wrenches up on his arm again
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shootfighter twists Silvestri's arm and delivers several dragon claw strikes to the back of his shoulder. He pushes Vincent down to his belly and steps into an STF but applies a crippler crossface!!
The fans roar as Shootfighter pulls up on Silvestri's head & arm with his fingers locked together. Mike Peters crouches over him asking him if he wants to submit. Darlene keeps yelling "Hold on, baby. Hold on!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vincent Silvestri screaming in agony, but The Shootfighter keeping on task. Darlene pushes the bottom rope out far enough for Silvestri to grab and he gets it. Peters makes Shootfighter break The Shootfighter Crossface. The Shootfighter snap suplexes Silvestri.
The audience cheers. Shootfighter pops his hips and rolls back up into a second and third. The Belfast fans chant "EDDIE! EDDIE! EDDIE! EDDIE! EDDIE!" He pulls Silvestri up in a front facelock and then smashes his back & neck with stiff forearms
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shootifighter pulls him up by the hair, but Vincent comes up swinging with a right hand. Another stiff shot to Shootfighter's chops.
Phil Blauer: Careful here, Silvestri does not want to get into a fist fight with The Shootfighter. Just like I found out when I tangled with Dakota Fanning.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vincent Silvestri lifts The Shootfighter by the throat with both hands and throttles him with a choke. He tosses Shootfighter down hard onto the back of his head.
Ulster Hall rocks with boos. Shootfighter sits up, but Silvestri punt kicks him across the jaw. Silvestri measures him and then drops a leg across Shootfighter's throat
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vincent Silvestri irish whips Shootfighter into the ropes but he ducks under Vinny's clothesline. He tears into Silvestri's chest with several knife edge chops.
The Belfast fans "WOO" with each blistering chop. Shootfighter chops him back into the ropes, and then shoots him into the other side of the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vincent Silvestri comes back with a spinning leg lariot! But Shootfighter rolls out of the way of a leg drop, and tags him with a few muy thai kicks to his kneecap. Another stiff kick to his ankle takes him off his feet. He wraps up his legs and turns him over into a scorpion deathlock.
The Shootfighter leans back in a liontamer style of the sharpshooter. The Northern Irish audience chants "SHOOT-FIGHTA! SHOOT-FIGHTA! SHOOT-FIGHTA! SHOOT-FIGHTA! SHOOT-FIGHTA!" Vincent Silvestri reaches out for the ropes, but The Shootfighter keeps him stuck in the middle of the ring. Darlene argues with Mike Peters, but Shootfighter gets his attention by screaming "Ask him!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter pulls back on his twisted legs, putting pressure on his back and knees. Silvestri finally grabs the ropes and Mike Peters forces him to break the The ShootCrab. The Shootfighter irish whips Silvestri into the ropes and dips down for a backdrop but Silvestri reverses with a corkscrew neckbreaker!
Ulster Hall boos. Vincent Silvestri wipes some more blood from his nose. Then he irish whips The Shootfighter into the ropes and spinebusters him hard into the mat! He floats over into a pin
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vincent Silvestri pulls Shootfighter up by the hair, but Shootfighter gives him a reciept for that low blow! He lifts Silvestri up into a human torture rack and spins him around in a backbreaker. He drops him into a samoan drop!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Vincent Silvestri kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter wraps Silvestri's legs up and sits back into a reverse indian deathlock. The Shootfighter Leglock! He leans back on Vinny's twisted legs, trying to get him to tap out. He sits back up and falls back down a few time on his crossed legs.
The fans applaud. Shootfighter whacks Silvestri in the back of the head with a few crossfaces that rattle his teeth. Vincent reaches out and grabs the ropes, Peters forces him to break The Shootfighter Leglock. The Shootfighter pulls him up and irish whips him into the turnbuckles
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shootfighter follows him in but Silvestri nearly takes his head off with a boot to the head! He scoops him up and running powerslams him into the middle of the ring!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vincent Silvestri wraps his legs around Shootfighter's neck and drops down into a triangle choke. He pulls down on Shootfighter's arm to get his legs in there tighter.
Phil Blauer: These fans don't like The Shootfighter being in any kind of hold, much less one of his own.
Ulster Hall boos. The Shootfighter reaches out for the ropes but Silvestri rocks back on the triangle choke. So Shootfighter lifts him up and powerbombs his way out of the choke!! The audience leaps to their feet and cheers
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter shows him how the triangle choke is done! He falls back with Silvestri's arm, cutting off any oxygen to Silvestri's brain.
Phil Blauer: Yeah, that's gonna do something.
The Belfast fans stand and slap the guardrail, chanting "TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP!" Mike Peters asks Vincent Silvestri if he wants to tap out but he can't answer. The Shootfighter lets go of the scissors holds his arm up, and tattoos him with a heart punch
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter rolls out of the ring and pulls a table out from underneath the ring. He lays it against the top turnbuckle. He turns around into a barrage of punches from Silvestri. Silvestri backs up for a haymaker but Shootfighter belly to belly suplexes him through the table!!
Ulster Hall rocks with chants of "SHOOT-FIGHTA! SHOOT-FIGHTA! SHOOT-FIGHTA! SHOOT-FIGHTA! SHOOT-FIGHTA!" The Shootfighter pulls him up and german suplexes him
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Vincent Silvestri rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter spinning toe holds Silvestri, but Vincent kicks him off into the turnbuckles. Shootfighter staggers back into a side effect by Silvestri!
The audience boos Silvestri. He full nelsons Vincent and then release dragon suplexes him across the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vincent Silvestri irish whips him into the ropes and belly to belly suplexes him! He grabs him by the throat, and chokeslams The Shootfighter!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Silvestri rolls out of the ring and sets a table up near the side of the ring. He rolls into the ring but gets lit up with a series of muy thai punches. The Shootfighter pulls him through the ropes out onto the apron. He t-bone suplexes Silvestri off the apron through the table!!
The Belfast fans chant "SHOOT-FIGHTA! SHOOT-FIGHTA! SHOOT-FIGHTA! SHOOT-FIGHTA! SHOOT-FIGHTA!" as The Shootfighter & Vincent Silvestri lie in a broken table
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter rolls into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Darlene gets up and pulls down his leg, crotching him on the turnbuckle. Vincent Silvestri rolls back into the ring and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. He DDTs Shootfighter off the second rope!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Silvestri stomps and kicks Shootfighter while he's on the mat and then climbs up to the second turnbuckle. He hops off with a body press, but The Shootfighter catches him. He drops him on his knee in a backbreaker, then turns him over into a powerslam!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Vincent Silvestri kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter applies an ankle lock! He stands over Silvestri wrenching his foot from side to side. Vincent reaches out for the ropes, but The Shootfighter is not letting up.
The audience continues to chant "TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP!" Vincent Silvestri grabs two handfuls of his hair in pain. He rolls onto his back and kicks The Shootfighter off of him. He ducks a russian sickle and drops The Shootfighter onto the back of his neck with a release tiger suplex. He clutches his leg a little
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vincent Silvestri scoops The Shootfighter and drops him on his head with a tombstone!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Silvestri irish whips The Shootfighter into the ropes and goes for a big boot, but The Shootfighter ducks and takes him down by the leg! He spinning toe holds him and drops down into a figure four!
Ulster Hall erupts and the fans chant "TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP!" Vincent Silvestri sits up and falls back down over & over desperately looking for escape. The Shootfighter clamps down on Silvestri's twisted legs
Phil Blauer: The Shootfighter wore down those legs earlier with those vicious muy thai kicks.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Silvestri sits up but The Shootfighter presses down on his legs even harder to placate him. The Shootfighter releases the figure four, and pulls him up into his double chicken wing but Silvestri backdrops out of The Shootbreaker! He lifts The Shootfighter up into a fireman's carry then spins it into a TKO he calls Trailer Park Justice!!
"Ceiling Fan in Spoon" by the Lemonheads plays. The fans leap to their feet and jeer. Judge Death steps through the ropes and protests the loss to Mike Peters
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 16 minutes 39 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...VINCENT SILVESTRI!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vincent Silvestri makes a successful comeback! He's trying to work off the ring rust in Hardkore Canada against Dougie Ray Bullet and then he's coming back to the West Coast when we return to LA! Coming up is a match with another popular man here in Northern Ireland. Kieran O'Shea made his Hardkore debut in San Diego in a six man tag team match where he got to get his first licks in on the Future World Order. Tonight the Future World Order tries to get their win back on pay-per-view.
Tortured Soul" by Dead Play & Sam X hits as the lights darken as Mr. Psycho walks out acting cocky. He raises his fists high before entering the ring. He climbs onto the turnbuckle and points at the crowd, bringing a mixed reaction upon him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho is used to teaming with Christian Sain, winning the WAW Tag Team titles together as The Kindred. But with Christian Sain wrestling for the Hardkore Britain Heavyweight title tonight against Lucifer Jones, Psycho decided to try on a new partner to take down the Future World Order.
Suddenly, the lights begin to flash green as the fans rise to their feet for a fellow Irishman. "Out of Control" by Hoobastank hits and the crowd goes crazy. With that, Kieran O'Shea steps out and is blown back by a rare chorus of cheers for him, and a loud one at that. He hops up and down before throwing his arms up in the air as green pyro goes off behind him. He walks down to the ring, giving high fives to his countrymen along the way. He climbs into the ring, climbs the turnbuckle, and throws his arms up once more to massive cheers
Phil Blauer: Yikes. Different entrances. That's never a good sign. I don't remember the British Bulldogs coming down to different theme songs. Or the Rockers. And they tried to kill one another once with a broken mirror.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil, I doubt either of these guys have heard of the Bulldogs. We'd be lucky if they heard of the New Age Outlaws. Mr. Psycho & Kieran O'Shea have never teamed before but they are hoping that with these 2000 fans behind them and the win over the FWO in San Diego will be enough to get over any unfamiliarity.
Yolanda Ando: Mr. Psycho wears long black pants and a black tanktop. On the left and right sides of the pants it reads "Psycho" in white lettering. On the chest of the tanktop is the heart/cross symbol that Sain uses. Kieran O'Shea wears green tights with a white shamrock on the front and "O'Shea" on the ass in white cursive lettering.
Phil Blauer: They're on loan from Finley's summer wear.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by Jaclyn Frost; From Lowell, Massachusetts; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 180 pounds...'THE TORTURED SOUL' MR. PSYCHO!! And his partner, from Cork, Ireland; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 223 pounds...KIERAN O'SHEA!!!"
The Belfast fans nearly blow the roof off with their cheers. Then "Headstrong" by Trapt hits as Mr. Dean & Justin Majoy run out to boos. They both flip off the Ulster Hall before running to the ring. The Future World Order raise their arms to more boos
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Future World Order has not had the dominating effect they promised they would when they first formed. They hope a win on the third biggest pay-per-view of the year will change all that.
Yolanda Ando: Mr. Dean wears long light blue pants with a white line down each side. Justin Majoy wears some baggy blue jeans, and a dark blue tanktop.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And their opponents, accompanied to the ring by "The Bad Bitch" Jess; First from Parts Unknown, Florida; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 200 pounds...MR. DEAN!! His partner is from Huron, Ohio; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 225 pounds...JUSTIN MAJOY!!"
The Belfast fans boo and jeer the FWO. Ron Reid signals for the bell. Kieran O'Shea and Justin Majoy elect to start out
Guillermo O'Bannon: Justin Majoy and Kieran O'Shea lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up. O'Shea grabs a standing armbar. He wrenches Majoy's trapped arm over, trying to jam his shoulder.
The audience makes some noise with their many air horns. Ron Reid asks him if he wants to submit but Majoy growls out some refusals. Majoy grabs O'Shea with his other arm and drops down into a stunner
Guillermo O'Bannon: Justin Majoy applies a crippler crossface.
Phil Blauer: This guy is running through all the finishers of Wrestlemania 20.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Majoy pulling his head & arm up with his linked fingers. He wrenches O'Shea's head to the side.
Ulster Hall boos. Ron Reid checks in to see if he submit but O'Shea refuses. Kieran rolls Majoy over into a cradle
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Justin Majoy releases the crippler crossface)
Guillermo O'Bannon: O'Shea the first to his feet and hits Majoy with a clothesline. He grabs Majoy's arm again and leaps into a jumping armbreaker!
Phil Blauer: A leap would imply it's a jumping armbreaker.
The audience cheers. Kieran O'Shea tags in Mr. Psycho. Psycho runs into the ropes and diving elbow drop
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho stands over a crawling Majoy, and rattles his teeth with a few crossfaces. Psycho waistlocks Majoy, but Majoy back elbows him in the face.
Mr. Psycho staggers back, and Majoy runs into the ropes. He takes Psycho off his feet with a pounce. The Belfast fans boo. Justin Majoy slams him into the mat with a uranage
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Mr. Psycho kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Justin Majoy irish whips Psycho, but Mr. Psycho reverses the whip and shoots him into his corner.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: You know what Mr. Psycho's real name is?
Phil Blauer: Irving. Everyone knows that.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho rams his shoulder into Majoy's stomach a few times. He tags in Kieran O'Shea and they double DDT Majoy out of the corner!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Justin Majoy kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kieran O'Shea snap suplexes Majoy. He irish whips Majoy into the ropes and tiltawhirls him but Majoy spins out of it with a spinning headscissors!
The fans boo. Justin Majoy irish whips O'Shea into the ropes and spinebusters him into the mat
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kieran O'Shea kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Justin Majoy waistlocks Kieran O'Shea and then german suplexes him!
Referee Ron Reid: 1....2...(Kieran O'Shea rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Majoy scoops O'Shea up but he falls behind Justin in an inverted facelock. He drops down in a diving reverse DDT!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Justin Majoy gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: O'Shea irish whips Majoy into the ropes and ducks down for a backdrop, but Justin drapes his leg over the back of his head and drops down into a rocker dropper!
The Ulster Hall jeers and boos. Majoy tags in Mr. Dean. He grabs Majoy with an armbar. He sticks his knee into the ball of his shoulder socket and clamps down on his twisted arm
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Dean attempting to pull O'Shea's arm out of it's socket. His partner, Justin Majoy wore down that arm earlier with the crippler crossface. Kieran O'Shea works his way to his feet with Dean still hanging on to his arm.
Kieran O'Shea hiptosses Dean over with his own armbarred arm. The Belfast fans come alive. He flips Dean over into a northern lights suplex
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Mr. Dean gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: O'Shea kicks Dean in the stomach and DDTs him! He climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Jaclyn Frost jumps up and grabs O'Shea's leg. She crotches him on the turnbuckle!
Ulster Hall rocks with boos. Mr. Dean climbs up to the second turnbuckle and superplexes O'Shea! The jeers get louder. He uses the momentum to roll on top of O'Shea with a pinfall
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kieran O'Shea kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Dean climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a double ax handle, but Kieran avoids it and Dean comes up short. O'Shea overhead belly to belly suplexes him across the ring!
Mr. Dean staggers to his feet but ducks a punch from O'Shea. He german suplexes Kieran
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kieran O'Shea rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Dean tags in Justin Majoy. Mr. Dean irish whips O'Shea into the ropes. The Future World Order double clothesline Kieran O'Shea!
The Belfast fans boo. Justin Majoy irish whips O'Shea into the ropes and catches him on the way back with a black hole slam
Guillermo O'Bannon: Scrapbuster!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kieran O'Shea kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Justin Majoy scoops O'Shea up and drops him on his knee in a backbreaker. Majoy goes for a russian legsweep but O'Shea reverses it into a stroke!
The audience cheers wildly. Kieran O'Shea lifts Majoy up in a standing suplex and the Ulster Hall gives him a standing ovation as he shows his strength. O'Shea finally drops him
Guillermo O'Bannon: O'Shea irish whips Majoy into the ropes and goes for a spinebuster but Justin reverses it into a tornado DDT!
The fans boo and Majoy tags Mr. Dean back in. Dean and Majoy climb to their respective top turnbuckles. The FWO comes off with a double missle dropkick!! The jeers get louder as Mr. Dean makes the pin
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kieran O'Shea kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Dean irish whips O'Shea into the ropes and hits him in the chest with a thudding clothesline. He suplexes Kieran O'Shea into the center of the ring.
The Northern Irish crowd boos. Mr. Dean climbs to the top turnbuckle but Mr. Psycho trips him up and crotches him on the turnbuckle. Kieran O'Shea climbs to the second turnbuckle and butterflies his arms
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tiger driver '91 off the second rope!! Cork Screw You!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Mr. Dean kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kieran O'Shea pumphandles him up into a powerslam! He goes into the ropes and leg drops his neck.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Mr. Dean kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kieran O'Shea tags in Mr. Psycho. He slingshots himself over the ropes into a cross body block!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Mr. Dean kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Mr. Psycho vs. Mr. Dean. A match of formal names with magnitude not seen since Mr. Fuji against Mr. Wonderful!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho motions for Mr. Dean to get up and then spears him out of his boots!
The Ulster crowd is deafening. Dean ducks under a superkick and spinebusters him! The cheers turn to jeers. Mr. Dean wraps his legs up and turns him over into a sharpshooter
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Dean plants his feet and pulls back on his crossed ankles. Ron Reid checks in to see if Mr. Psycho wants to give it up but he shakes his head. Psycho's manager, Jaclyn Frost jumps up on the apron and throws some white powder in Dean's eyes!
Phil Blauer: He's snow blind!
The fans cheer. Mr. Psycho flips Dean over his shoulder in a canadian backbreaker. He flips him over into a DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mass Hysteria!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Mr. Dean gets his foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho tags in Kieran O'Shea. O'Shea lifts Mr. Dean up into an electric chair while Psycho climbs to the top turnbuckle. He comes off with a clothesline with a doomsday device!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Mr. Dean kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kieran O'Shea lifts Mr. Dean up in a fisherman's suplex and then turns it into a ki-krusher!! Bareback!
The fans are chanting "O'SHEA!! O'SHEA!! O'SHEA!! O'SHEA!! O'SHEA!!" He irish whips Dean into the ropes and catches him with a black hole slam
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fuck Yer Mam!!
Phil Blauer: He's speaking in tongues!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kieran O'Shea pulls Dean's head into his legs and flips him over into a G-Spot driver!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Out of Control" by Hoobastank plays and the Belfast fans leap to their feet and cheer. Jaclyn Frost holds up both O'Shea & Psycho's arms
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes 38 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, MR. PSYCHO & KIERAN O'SHEA!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: O'Shea & Mr. Psycho's debut as a tag team is successful, in Kieran's home country no-less.
Phil Blauer: Isn't Northern Ireland under British rule?
Guillermo O'Bannon: It's our home country!
Phil Blauer: (into his ifb) What? No, I didn't order a limo. I have ordered limos in the past, but not this time. Here, talk to Guillermo.
(passes his ifb to Guillermo)
Phil Blauer: There's a limo that just pulled up. They think I ordered it.
(Guillermo looks at Phil)
Phil Blauer: Well, I didn't!
Guillermo O'Bannon: (into Phil's ifb) Ok. Right now. Got it. (back to the audience) We're going to Matt Boone live in the parking garage where he was looking for a woman to assault. Matt, can you hear me?
Matt Boone: Boone here, over.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Matt, who's in the limo?
Matt Boone: The door hasn't opened yet and as you can see the windows are tinted. This could be a more difficult assignment then I initially thought, over.
Phil Blauer: Matt, Phil here. I need you to go to my car and get a dime out of my ashtray. The price of soda has risen since our last visit to Ireland.
Guillermo O'Bannon: What if the dime doesn't work? Some dimes don't work.
Phil Blauer: You're right. Matt, this is Phil again. Better make it a quarter.
Matt Boone: Can do, sir, over. Now that I think about it, I have a pocket full of change, over.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Matt, we're not on walkie talkies, you don't have to finish every sentence with "over", and when you do you usually shouldn't keep talking.
(The chauffer gets out and opens the door. Rally Jackson steps out.)
Matt Boone: Rally! Rally! Who's limo is this really? We know you can't afford it. Were you making a gay porno in there?!?! Why are you here? Are you here to get squashed by Rated X before the main event?
"Tigerheart" Rally Jackson: No questions!
(Jackson blows past Boone and argues with security that he actually is on the list.)
Matt Boone: There you have it, former Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion Rally Jackson was in the limo. Back to you Guillermo and Phil.
Fade into the Un-Stable locker room. Syberus is stood in his ring gear and a Connection T-Shirt.
Syberus: “Okay Soutt, here’s the real deal; ‘av grown a lot over the last few years. I started slowly. I picked up things slowly. I watched the likes of Cyrus Williams and “Tigerheart” Rally Jackson do their shit an’ truth be told, I wondered if ‘ad ever reach that level.”
He adjusts the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder.
Syberus: “Through 2003 and 4 I scrapped my way through the midcard and quite frankly, I had a blast doing it. I beat your boy Adam Haven so many times I could open a store called “Victories over Adam Haven R’ Us.” I held the Heavyweight Championship in a fed run by Phoenix, for fuck’s sake. It was a slow process, but I was gaining recognition. Still, I sat back and watched Cobryn win the Ring Syndicate Championship and wondered if ‘ad ever reach that level.”
He adjusts the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder, again.
Syberus: “I beat jobbers in IWA’s undercard that made more compelling arguments than you, Soutter. I dropped Stan Wilson on his face a hundred and fifty times Paul, and I’d still consider him a more valid threat to my Championship than you.”
“Key word son, MY Championship.”
Unscrewing a bottle of mineral water, he takes in some hy-dra-ti-own.
Syberus: “Robert Hunglestein, James Ashcroft, Jake Cannon… all took to this shit like you take to a buffet cart. They clicked inside this ring and bested most they fought time and time again. And they did it straight off the bat. I could only struggle and strain with some forgotten show opener and try to learn the ropes the best I could. I was alone in this. I didn’t even have a Tag partner ‘till SWAT opened. But I looked on the example that others set around me and I started getting the breakthroughs that I needed.”
He stretches his neck from side to side, and begins to pace around the locker room.
Syberus: “Yes Paul, I left Ring Syndicate for a while. Yes, I left SWAT to let my hurt ribs heal. What the fuck can you do about it? Even Cobryn and Hunglestein have had time off at one point. It happens. When you’re at the top of Hardkore World it’s somewhat easier to get burnt out than when you’re cowering behind a desk over at SWAT.”
“Hardkore World helped me to realise that all along, I’ve had the capability to be at *that* level. Some get there in one year. So I got there in four. Where the fuck are you at, Soutter? Still brimming over your Hardkore Tri-State Championship?”
He shakes his head, and spits.
Syberus: “Time to wake up and smell the fresh ground coffee beans, Soutter. By your logic because I lost to James Fierce in 2002 I’d lose to him today. By your logic because my name was only on the programme in SWAT to sell tickets the same should apply to Hardkore World. But it doesn’t, Soutter. In Hardkore World I got a title shot, and I won it. Tonight I get a title defence, and I’m going to win that, too. Last show I choked out Death Gojira. This time I’m going to knock you silly and drag your carcass out on a stretcher.”
“Yes Paul, you are only here because when management asked me for an opponent, I said “Paul Soutter”. It’s a stretcher match because when they suggested it, I said; “why not?”
Sips the water.
Syberus: “I want revenge because you cost me a couple of months of my career. It was you that injured my ribs, Paul. And now I’m going to brutally disfigure you for it. You’ve got no substance, Paul. You’ve got buzzwords, catchphrases, a pumphandle slam and 200 pounds of unsightly fat. Time to end the charade that you should ever be placed higher on the card than Yuku Shiro.”
He slumps down onto a wooden bench, and stares into the gold.
Syberus: “Unless you’ve been livin’ under a rock fer the past year, you insolent cunt, I’m the Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion. I stand atop the plateau and people like you can only look up and wonder. I refined my techniques. I’m the most explosive, aggressive and cerebral technician in the World today, an’ I’m a mad fuckin’ bastard to go with it. I’ll kick your head until fragments of your skull slice into your brain. I’ll smash your bones into useless bits and let the marrow smear across the canvas. I’ll lock you up in things you can barely comprehend. I’ll show you what violence and misery mean. I’m the great Syberus. Flawless wrestler. Your personal fucker-upper. The Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion. An’ when you’re taking food through a pipe and the doctors are tellin’ you it don’t look good… you tell yourself one more time that “saying it” and “doing it” are two different things to the great fucking Syberus.”
“Enough words. I’ve said it; I’ll do it. I’ve reached this level and I’m not surrendering my grip on it; not now. Not to you.”
Fade back to Phil Blauer & Guillermo O'Bannon ringside at Ulster Hall
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn made his return to Hardkore America in San Diego defeating Justin Majoy in a route the likes I haven't seen since the last time I watched a NCAA football game on Fox Sports West.
Phil Blauer: Your just mad you didn't go to college.
Guillermo O'Bannon: But tonight in Belfast he's got a much more capable opponent in Ryan Champion. Champion had some problems with his knee a couple months ago and lost a couple of matches to Miester and Soutter, but erased that loss with a win in an I Quit Match in San Diego. Now he's looking to make history tonight on pay-per-view.
All the lights in Ulster Hall drop. As the first chord of “Pump It” by Black Eyed Peas strikes, a gold spotlight hits the entrance. Ryan Champion comes out wearing an expensive off-white suit, open jacket with no undershirt and a gold chain gold letters “RC” on it, and sports a pair of gold-rimmed sunglasses. Champion extended his arms, hands open and palms up, posing for the crowd. He then casually makes his way to the ring as lights flash to the music in alternating colors. Once in the ring, Champion removes his suit and sunglasses revealing his ring gear, then hands the suit to a ring-hand, telling him to take care of it. He then stretches out and lays across one of the top turnbuckles, awaiting the match to begin
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion has the biggest match of his young career tonight.
Phil Blauer: He's hoping this match will be so good it makes Miester-Champion II look like Miester-Champion I!
Guillermo O'Bannon: What he's hoping is that Cobryn will be so busy setting his sights on the rest of the region, he'll underestimate the very dangerous opponent in the ring with him tonight.
Yoland Ando: Ryan Champion wears half trunks that come up about six to eight inches above the knees lined in gold trim. White with “Champion” written in gold across the top back portion of them. He also wears a necklace with a small “RC” on the chain tight around his neck, and white wrestling boots that have “Champion” written in gold down the outside of each. Wears thin black kneepads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall and a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from The City of the Angels; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 200 pounds...RYAN CHAMPION!!!"
The crowd gives Ryan Champion a mixed reaction. Then "No Quarter" by Led Zepplin plays and The Ulster Hall silences. Cobryn steps out in a black silk robe that trails behind him a good four feet. The Northern Irish audience boos and thows debris at Cobryn as he walks out. He sneers, then smiles and makes his way to the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn shocked the World when he joined up with his former nemesis Robert Hunglestien III in San Diego. They've apparantly joined to try and rest The Un-Stable's stranglehold on the belts on the West Coast.
Phil Blauer: Is that what you got out of that? I got something about Gojira's stank.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Nevertheless, Cobryn and Robert Hunglestien III have declared open season and Syberus' Hardkore World Championship in particular.
Yolanda Ando: Cobryn wears regular black tights with black wrestling boots.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is from Key Largo of the Florida Keys; He Stands 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 250 pounds...COBRYN!!!"
The Belfast fans boo. Cobryn hands Peters his cape and then loosens the ropes. Peters than signals for the bell
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn and Ryan Champion lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up. Cobryn takes him over in a headlock.
Cobryn yells "Yeah!" and the fans boo his headlock. Cobryn cinches it in and hops up & down, getting more boos. Ryan Champion turns it into a german suplex
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Cobryn gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Champion irish whips Cobryn, but Coby reverses it and shoots Champion into the ropes and dropkicks his kneecap!
Phil Blauer: Ouch, that was the knee that Miester injured in Phoenix a couple months ago.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn tiger suplex 85's Ryan Champion!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Ryan Champion gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn scoops Champion up but Ryan falls behind him in an inverted facelock. He drops down into a reverse DDT!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Cobryn gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion begins peppering Cobryn's face with a few forearms. Cobryn blocks one of them and begins jabbing him in the face with lightning quick punches. A huge overhand haymaker sends Ryan Champion over the ropes!
The Northern Irish fans boo. Cobryn rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair from the audience, dumping a fan on his ass. The fan jumps up, wipes off the beer on his shirt, and says "What the feck did ya do that fer?"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn hit Champion in the knee with that chair! He lifts it up over his head and brings the top of it down on Champion's kneecap!
Cobryn yells "Whats your name now?" Champion doesn't answer, and so Cobryn brings the chair down on his knee again. Cobryn says "Come on, what's your name?"
Phil Blauer: Cobryn trying to get Ryan Champion to say his name is Jake. Or Tobey. Tobey works.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn rolls Champion onto the apron and hangs his leg off the side. Cobryn lifts up the chair but Champion kicks the chair into his face! Ryan stands up on the apron, jumps off and lands on Cobryn's shoulders. He flips him over into a Wake Up Call!!
The fans cheer. Ryan Champion limps up to the top turnbuckle and flips off into a corkscrew body press onto Cobryn on the floor!! The audience erupts
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion rolls Cobryn back into the ring and then limps up to the top turnbuckle again. He comes off and catches Cobryn between the eyes with a flying forearm!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Cobryn kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion motions for Cobryn to get up but Cobryn is begging for mercy.
Phil Blauer: He's getting none from these Irish fans!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn low blows him! He grabs Champion by the front of his trunks and yanks him forward so his shoulder hits the ringpost!
The Northern Irish fans boo. Cobryn immediately slides out of the ring and yank both of his legs so Champion is crotched against the ringpost! Ryan sits up, clutching his balls
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn twists Champion's leg so that the knee cap is directly facing the ringpost, and tries to hyperextend the knee.
Cobryn keeps asking "Whats your name now?" and then starts slamming Champion's knee into the ringpost! Ryan screams through his teeth. Cobryn rolls back into the ring and lifts Champion's legs up into a spread eagle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn brings an elbow down on Ryan Champion's bum leg. He rakes his bootlaces across Champion's eyes, and then double stomps the side of Ryan's knee!
Ryan Champion clutches his knee and rolls around the mat. Cobryn full nelsons him and pulls him back up to his feet. He dragon suplexes Champion
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ryan Champion gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn lifts Champion up into a human torture rack. He drops down into a samoan drop. He pulls Ryan up by the hair, but Champion comes up swinging with a reverse knife edge chop!
The Ulster Hall yells out "Woo!" Champion whacks him with another hard chop, and gets another "Woo!" He kicks him hard in the stomach, and then butterflies his arms
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion tiger drivers Cobryn!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Cobryn claps his legs together on Champion's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Champion applies a dragon sleeper. He cranes back on Cobryn's head & neck with his hands clasped. Cobryn scratches and claws at Ryan's arm, desperately trying to escape.
Mike Peters asks Cobryn if he wants to tap out but he refuses. Cobryn reaches up and scratches Champion's eyes. He grabs Ryan by the leg, but Ryan comes around with an enzuigiri
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion limps up to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a kneedrop, but Cobryn rolls out of the way!!
Phil Blauer: Nothing dumber than a pro wrestler is there?
Guillermo O'Bannon: There really isn't. Cobryn grabs Champion's leg, and holds onto his foot with his hand and placing his knee on the side of Champion's knee. He drops himself backwards to the mat while holding on to the ankle with the knee still in position and jerks the knee sideways! Cobryn's holding on and twisting Champion's knee against his own.
Phil Blauer: The last time Cobryn was in this building, he shaved Cyrus Williams' head bald. Cyrus has never been seen since. Will Ryan Champion be next?
The Belfast fans boo as Cobryn wrenches Champion's knee. He grips down on Ryan's ankle, grinding his knee. He stands up and straightens Champion's leg out, and elbow drops his knee again
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn irish whips Champion into the ropes and bounces him off his face with a flapjack!
Cobryn gets up and gives the Belfast fans another "Yeah!" A few soda cups and watter bottles bounce into the ring as a result. Cobryn irish whips Champion into the ropes again
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion comes back with a jumping roundhouse kick! He lifts Cobryn up in a suplex but then drops him on his head with a brainbuster!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Cobryn kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion pulls on the top rope and hops onto the middle of the top rope, he springboards off but his knee gives out and he just falls on the mat! Cobryn presses Champion up over his head and walks him over to the ropes. He dumps him over the rope so that he lands on his feet...and bad knee!!
Ryan Champion growls in pain, grabbing at his knee. Cobryn steps through the ropes and hops down to the floor. He picks up the timekeeper's bell and slams it into Champion's knee
Phil Blauer: Cobryn working the knee like Vicent D'Onofrio works the five o'clock shadow.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn smashes that ring bell into Ryan Champion's knee again! He tells the fans in the front row to get out of the way.
Phil Blauer: It looks like Cobryn's gonna do some fighting in the crowd.
The Ulster Hall buzzes with anticipation, but Cobryn rolls Ryan Champion into the ring instead. The fans boo. Cobryn laughs and flips them off. But Champion takes the opportunity to grabs the second rope and put his legs through the ropes into a dropkick that knocks Cobryn into the railing
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion limps up to the top turnbuckle and dives off with a tope suicida!!
The crowd celebrates with a huge pop. Champion rolls Cobryn back into the ring and limps up onto the apron. He slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope, and this time successfully springboards off onto Cobryn's shoulders
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion reverse huracanranas Cobryn onto his head!! He tiger suplexes him!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Cobryn rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Champion irish whips Cobryn into the ropes and spin into a crucifix, but Cobryn drops down into a samoan drop! He lifts Champion up by the arm, but he shortarm clotheslines him once he's up!
Cobryn lifts Champion up into an inverted crucifix and then drops him into a a reverse razor's edge!! Ryan bounces off his face
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Salty, Salty Tears of Ryan Champion!! Cobryn atomic drops him on the top turnbuckle facing the audience. He climbs up behind him and straightjackets his arms. Straightjacket german superplex!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ryan Champion gets his shoulder up)
Cobryn puts one foot on one of Champion's legs that's on the mat. He picks up Ryan's other leg and pushes it as far as he can, forcing Champion's leg into a split. Cobryn stands on Champion's ankle and balances himself, then places his free foot on the knee he's been working on and pushes down as hard as possible while yanking that ankle back towards him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn calls this move "Jake Cannon Sucked"!
Phil Blauer: I'm noticing a theme here.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn releases the foot away from the knee and then stomps that foot into his knee several times. He goes back to pushing on the knee with his foot. Champion reaches the ropes and Peters makes him break the Jake Cannon Sucked. Cobryn pulls him up into a full nelson, but Champion takes him over in a snap mare. He dropkicks the back of Cobryn's head!
Ryan Champion irish whips Cobryn into the ropes and hits him with a running knee strike. He tigerbombs him in the center of the ring
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Cobryn claps his legs together on Ryan's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Champion irish whips Cobryn into the ropes and swings around into a crucifix cradle into a DDT!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Cobryn kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion full nelsons him and flips into his Tap or Die cattle mutilation, but his knee gives out!
Phil Blauer: This is what Cobryn has been working for the entire match. Champion's without a finisher!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn capitalizes with a standing reverse figure four leg lock and grabs an ankle lock as well.
The Belfast fans boo. Cobryn wrenches Champion's boot from side to side while leaning on his twisted & crossed legs. Mike Peters checks in but Ryan refuses to tap out
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion reaching out for the ropes, while Cobryn tries to twist his foot off. He finally gets to the ropes but the damage is done. Cobryn double underhooks his arms, but Champion backdrops him. Ryan Champion runs into the ropes and whacks him on the side of the head with his Sweet Dreams shining wizard kick!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Robert Hunglestien III pulls Champion off of him)
Phil Blauer: What's Hunglestien doing here?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III pulls Champion into his legs and butterflies his arms. He lifts him up and drops him facefirst into the High Life!! Cobryn inverted facelocks him, and double underhooks his arms underneath his body...The Answer 2005!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
The fans boo and "No Quarter" by Led Zepplin plays. Robert Hunglestien III raises Cobryn's arm
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 13 minutes 12 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...COBRYN!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien and Cobryn's devilish new partnership gains Cobryn another win tonight, against one of the young lions of Hardkore America. Fans, I've just gotten word that Lucifer Jones has decided to put his Hardkore Britain Heavyweight Championship on the line in his Last Man Standing Match against Christian Sain coming up right now.
Ulster Hall goes dark when as a demonic voice is heard
"FEAR...
THE DEAD...
FEAR...
SAIN!!!"
Phil Blauer: Yolanda, I think your ride is here.
At that point, huge pyros explode as the lights come back on and "Crossed" by Sam X hits. Christian Sain walks out wearing a black jacket with his face hidden by the hood. Jaclyn Frost follows behind him with a huge smile. He gets on the apron, climbs the turnbuckle, and removes the hood and raises his arms. He hops into the ring with a wicked smile on his face and removes the jacket and title belt
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain's Kindred partner Mr. Psycho was successful in his match tonight against the Future World Order. Now Christian Sain hopes he fares just as well in the singles ranks with a big championship win on pay-per-view over the Hardkore Britain Heavyweight Champion. But Sain's no slouch himself. He's a former WAW World Heavyweight Champion & Tag Team Champion.
Phil Blauer: I feel that Christian Sain and I are Kindred spirits...
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Pun intended.
Phil Blauer: I've always felt connected to other Double Entendre gimmicks. Everyone remembers my days as indy wrestler, Phil D Vibes.
Phil holds up a picture of himself in a ratty ring with a rastafarian hat with fake braids coming out the back
Phil Blauer: Keep fighting the good fight.
Yolanda Ando: Christian Sain wears long black pants and a black tanktop. On the left side of the pants is Sain's symbol: a cross over a heart. On the right side it reads "Sain" in white lettering. On the chest of the tanktop is the heart/cross symbol again. Sain also wears black tape around his hands and wrists, and black elbow pads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Last Man Standing Match is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit, and is for the HARDKORE BRITAIN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by Jaclyn Frost; Hailing from Lowell, Massachusetts; First, standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 155 pounds...'THE DARK STALKER' CHRISTIAN SAIN!!"
The audience cheers. Then the lights in the Ulster Hall turn a deep shade of blood red, and the sound of white noise blasts over the PA...then suddenly "Homicidal" by Bad Luck 13 plays and Lucifer Jones bursts through the curtains. He starts looking out over the fans, and getting involved with the ones by the security railings; talking shit back to them. Jones eyes the ring and smiles sadistically, his gold teeth and Hardkore Britain Championship title belt bling blingin' under the lights. Jones points at Frost & Sain before running and sliding under the ropes into the ring. He cracks his neck a couple times and continues to run his mouth
Guillermo O'Bannon: And here comes the man with the recently un-retired Hardkore Britain Heavyweight Championship Lucifer Jones picked up a huge win over Robert Hunglestien III in San Diego, even injuring his leg. Tonight he'd like to do the same to a long time thorn in his side, Christian Sain.
Yolanda Ando: Lucifer Jones is wearing a pair of snake skin leather pants tucked into a pair of well worn, scuffed up black leather combat boots. He's heavily tattooed and the scars marking his body look like a battlefield, topped all off with a long nasty scar wrapping around his throat. His eyes are a creepy shade of yellowish, and his hair is now shaved into a long, dyed black mohawk which he keeps slicked back.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent, from White Chapel, England; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 237 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE BRITAIN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...LUCIFER JONES!!!"
The fans boo. Ron Reid signals for the bell, and Lucifer Jones bitch slaps Christian Sain across the face! Sain's eyes burn with rage, and Jones spits in his face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain spears Jones!! He motions for Jones to get up, but LuJo backs him into the corner with punches and slaps. He kicks Sain in the stomach, and then chokes him with the tag rope.
Sain's face turns red from lack of oxygen. Lucifer Jones sinks his teeth into Sain's forehead until he bleeds. Lucifer Jones backs up and finishes him off with a hard close fist punch to the face. Lucifer grabs a fist full of Sain's hair, then delivers a flurry of repeated punches square to his face until he falls to his knees dazed
Phil Blauer: Christian Sain getting mugged in there!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones hits Sain in the head with a a stiff running yakuza kick! LuJo irish whips Sain into the ropes but Sain comes back with a clothesline!
The audience cheers. Christian Sain scoops Lucifer Jones up and drops down to one knee with a shoulderbreaker. He waits for Lucifer to get to his feet and then goes to kick him but Jones catches the leg
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones grabs Sain by the throat and drives him into the mat with a modified STO! While still holding the leg, he stomps him in the gut a few times, then stomps him in the groin! Lucifer Jones finishes him off with a jumping double stomp to his face!
Ulster Hall boos. Jones stands over Christian Sain, taunting him by holding his face as Christian rolls around the mat, clutching his face in pain. Lucifer Jones pulls out his belt and whips Sain across the back with it
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ow! Lucifer Jones gives Sain several lashes on his back with that leather studded belt! He wraps it around Sain's neck and pulls it off, choking him. He braces his knee against the back of Christian's head and pulls back on the belt.
Phil Blauer: Jones trying to make quick work of Christian Sain here tonight and save some of his energy. After this he has to fly across the Irish Sea to the Scottish Exhibition and Conference Centre in Glasgow. There he will wrestle English legend Lee Williams in a 30 Minute Iron Man Match for his Hardkore British Championship. Of course, if Sain pulls this one out. It'll be Sain in that match.
Christian Sain has blood running down his face. He fights his way to his feet, but LuJo tosses him over the ropes. He holds onto the belt, hanging Sain over the ropes! The Belfast fans boo. Sain's legs kick out as his face is covered in blood. Jaclyn Frost screams at Reid to do something
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones drops Christian Sain to the floor then goes out there with him. He grabs a chair and slides it into the ring with it. Sain climbs up on the apron, and then grabs the second rope. Lucifer Jones goes to hit Sain with the chair but Sain pulls on the rope and rams his shoulder into Jones' stomach. He catapults himself over the top rope and lands in a cross body block.
The audience cheers. Christian Sain lifts Lucifer Jones up in a suplex then drops him in the center of the ring. He climbs to the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones runs up the turnbuckles and catches Sain in a super backdrop driver!! Jones grabs the chair and sets it up in the middle of the ring. He sits Sain on the top turnbuckle and goes for a London Air Raid off the top rope, but Sain shoves him off the turnbuckle!!
Lucifer Jones staggers around, dazed. Sain points to the crowd, gets a pop, and leaps off with a moonsault, but Jones sidesteps out of the way and catches Sain by the legs! Jones gives him a wheelbarrow german suplex onto the chair, cracking the back of Sain's head into the chair's backrest!!! The Belfast fans boo. Sain clutches the back of his head, while the camera pushes iinto the seat of that chair is caved in
Phil Blauer: Some of these fans remembering Lucifer Jones' anti-Irish diatribes from his feud with "Arch Patriot" Sean Connor in Hardkore Britain last year. Some say that feud single handedly caused the IRA cease fire. Once IRA leaders saw their struggle had been reduced to a pro wrestling angle, they figured it had run it's course. True story.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones hates him some Irish like Mel Gibson hates him some agents. Jones hangs Sain's head off the apron, and then runs into the ropes. Jones hops over the ropes and comes down on Sain's hanging face with both feet!!
The fans let out a collective "OH!!" Lucifer Jones grabs a chair and smashes Sain on the top of the head with it!! Lucifer Jones irish whips Christian Sain into the corner post. In a fit of pure rage, Jones manages to derail a piece of the guardrails. The fans pop
Phil Blauer: Well, there goes our security deposit. That didn't take long.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones takes that piece of railing and battering rams it into Sain's face!!
The crowd winces at the gruesome impact as Sain's nose gushes blood everywhere and he drops to the floor in a pool of his own blood. Lucifer Jones takes that piece of guardrail and bridges it between the apron and the commentators table
Phil Blauer: Hey, hey, HEY!!!
Lucifer Jones shoots Phil Blauer a look
Phil Blauer: Guillermo would like it if you wouldn't upset my lettuce quesadilla and black cherry vanilla coke. But I keep telling him, this is LuJo's time. I'd do something about it if I were you.
Jones smiles and says "Fuck you, Blauer." then grabs a spool of barbed wire from under the ring. He wraps it around the guardrail
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones taking too long and Christian Sain is back on his feet. He charges Jones, but LuJo conks him in the head with the spool! He pulls Sain onto the apron, and pulls him on to his feet with a waistlock. He german suplexes Sain over into a reverse Whiplash DDT onto the broken guard railing!!!
The crowd erupts in boos while Lucifer Jones gets up and asks "Who, me?" He then wraps barbed wire around Sain and the guard railing. He gets in the ring, and the audience can hear him say, "This gonna hurt you more an' it hurts me, prick."
Guillermo O'Bannon: The White Chapel Horror runs to the far ropes, comes back, and leaps onto the top turnbuckle. He hops off and crushing the barbed wire wrapped Sain with a flying double stomp!!! The audience jeers and throws beer cups and debris in the ring. Jones violently unravels the barbed wire from Sain and rolls him back into the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones irish whips him into the ropes and drops Sain on his head with an emerald frosion!! Dog's Bollocks!
Referee Ron Reid: 1!
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Guillermo O'Bannon: A blood covered Christian Sain pulls himself up along the ropes. Lucifer Jones applies a cobra clutch and then slams him on his knee! He maintains the cobra clutch for the Lucifer's Touch submission. He thrashes Sain's head & arm from side to side, while grinding his back into his knee.
Lucifer Jones applies pressure to the back of his neck, pulling back on the arm. He releases Lucifer's Touch and then climbs to the top turnbuckle. Jaclyn Frost pulls down on Jones' leg and crotches him on the turnbuckle
Phil Blauer: Finally! Frost could take no more of Lucifer Jones brutality and did something about it. If only Yolanda had done that when those teenagers asked me to buy them beer.
Yolanda Ando: They were girls, Phil.
Phil Blauer: Sadism knows no gender, Yolanda.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain climbs to the second turnbuckle and superplexes Lucifer Jones! Sain bounces into the ropes and elbow drops him.
The audience cheers. Sain wipes some blood out of his eyes and pulls Jones to his feet into a front facelock. He whips around into a twist of fate
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain pulls Jones' head into his legs and powerbombs him into the mat!! He fireman's carries LuJo onto his shoulders and sits him on the top turnbuckle. He climbs to the second rope but Jones punches him. Jones double underhooks Sain's arms and lifts him up into a super death driver off the second rope!!
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Phil Blauer: Stay down, kid! Stay down!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain gets to his feet! He doesn't know the word quit.
Phil Blauer: I blame the Massachusetts public school system.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones lifts Sain into a crucifix and runs towards the rope, but Sain lands on his feet. He superkicks Lucifer Jones underneath the jaw!
The fans finally have something to cheer about as LuJo staggers around, dazed. Christian Sain waistlocks Jones but Lucifer back elbows him in the face. He starts out a hangman's neckbreaker and then flips Sain on to the top of his head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yankee Cracker!!
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Christian Sain pulls himself up along the ropes but Lucifer Jones throws a ball of fire into his face
Referee Ron Reid: 7!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones just fireballed Sain!!
Referee Ron Reid: 8!
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Referee Ron Reid: 10!
The bell rings and, fittingly, "Homicidal" by Bad Luck 13 plays. Jaclyn Frost, Mr. Psycho, and Kieran O'Shea rush down to ringside with water bottles and towels. Ron Reid, Mike Peters, O'Shea, Psycho, & Frost frantically try to help a burned and bloody Christian Sain
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 9 minutes 40 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH; AND STILL HARDKORE BRITAIN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...LUCIFER JONES!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones had this match in hand! Why does he have to go and burn a young kid like this? First he injures Robert Hunglestien III, now Christian Sain?
Lucifer Jones walks away with his Hardkore Britain Championship up, smacking away trash and debris the Northern Irish fans are hurling at him. Jaclyn Frost is telling Sain to keep the wet towels on his face, while he screams through them in pain
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones is a devil in a mohawk!
Phil Blauer: Now you're just writing his t-shirts for him.
Guillermo O'Bannon: I'm receiving word another limo has just shown up. Let's send to former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone who's on the scene live; Matt...
(The camera stays on Guillermo. It cuts to Phil who's investigating a bat hanging in his cave.)
Guillermo O'Bannon: It seems we're having some technical difficulties with our live shot. I'm being told we need to stretch.
(The camera cuts to Guillermo.)
Phil Blauer: It's not really stretching if you tell the audience that's what you're doing. You might as well be reading the seconds on a clock to kill time.
(The camera takes a 2 shot.)
Phil Blauer: Didn't they teach you nothing in TV reporter school? The ability to kill time and wrap on cue is what seperates us from the animals; well, me from the animals. You might as well be a garbage man. Or work for CNN.
(Phil succeeds in pulling out a booger. He wipes it on the edge of the table.)
Phil Blauer: I'm getting real heat from the network about this sweeps piece I'm doing on the mysterious death of Peter Jennings. Did you know he was Canadian? I think there's something there...
Guillermo O'Bannon: The live shot is ready. Let's throw it to Boone who has more on the limo situation, Matt...
Matt Boone: Thank's Guillermo. While our live shot was down we in fact did have a limo pull up. If my camera man can get a shot of it, you can see it's no longer here.
(The camera pans off Boone to an empty parking space.)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Matt, can you tell us who was in the limo?
Matt Boone: I can...former Hardkore World Tag Team Champion Bruno!!!
(The crowd pops.)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Uh, Matt, we've gone over this before. Bruno's dead. He died about a year and a half ago. It was sudden, it was sad.
Phil Blauer: Matt, this is Phil. Could it be you maybe confused him with another black man? The police do it all the time.
Matt Boone: It was Bruno. He shot on Big Stan and vowed to return.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Everybody shoots on Big Stan. Coming up is a first ever Straightjacket Match! After Johnny Parker angered Hardkore Jonnie Valentine by not doing his contractually obligated promo time, he put him in the ring with the animal roid case, Vindication!
"Hustler's Ambition" by 50 Cent hits and Vindication comes out to a series of fireworks and pyro. The Belfast fans roar and belt out with their air horns. He storms down to the ring holding the straightjacket in his hand. He enters the ring and acknowledges the fans whilst holding up the straightjacket
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication won a six man tag team match against Johnny Parker and his Future World Order co-horts in San Diego. Tonight, Parker has none of his FWO buddies to help him, and Vindication gets to tear him limb from limb!
Phil Blauer: Vindication looks more ripped than I've seen him in a while. Better check his liver enzyme level.
Yolanda Ando: Vindication wears medium-length black tights with Vindication written in red lettering down each leg.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Straightjacket Match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Detroit, Michigan; Standing 6 feet 8 inches tall; Weighing 310 pounds...VINDICATION!!!"
The Ulster Hall cheers. "I Hate Everything About You" by 3 Days Grace hits as Johnny Parker walks down to the ring, recieving a mixed reaction from the crowd. He climbs in the ring and raises his arm, looking a little concerned about the straightjacket
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker is a great wrestling talent but has been non-existant on the promo scene as of late. Years ago, that wouldn't have mattered. What kind of mic work did Bobby Eaton or Jimmy Snuka have?
Phil Blauer: It's a different world nowadays. Now you need pyros, and a catch phrase, and a slutty manager who never says anything....oh, oh, oh and a straight to video movie in theatres!
Yolanda Ando: Johnny Parker wears long blue jeans and a gold tanktop.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent from Miami, Florida; Standing 6 feet 1 inch tall; Weighing 240 pounds...JOHNNY PARKER!!"
The Ulster Hall boos. Mike Peters signals for the bell. Parker and Vindication lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker scoops Vindication up and drops him on his knee with a backbreaker. He pulls him up and swings at him with a right hand, but Vindication ducks and belly to back suplexes him.
The fans cheer. Parker rolls out of the way of a leg drop and runs into the ropes. He hits Vindication on the back of the head with a scissors kick
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker grabs Vindication by the legs and turns him over into a boston crab. He plants his feet and leans back with his legs under his arm.
Vindication screams in pain, and Parker yanks back on his legs. Vindication plants his hands and powers out of it with his big legs. Parker goes for a DDT but Vindication backdrops out of it
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication irish whips Parker into the ropes, and belly to belly suplexes him over his head! He gut wrenches him up into a tigerbomb!!
The Belfast audience cheers. Vindication waistlocks Parker and german suplexes him but Parker lands on his feet behind him. He lifts Vindication up in a reverse fireman's carry
Guillermo O'Bannon: Parker drops Vindication on his head with a burning hammer!! Vindication gets back to his knees, but Parker cracks him in the side of the head with a shining wizard! He applies a crippler crossface.
Johnny Parker pulls up on Vindication's head & arm. He growls through his teeth in pain, as Parker leans back on the crossface. Vindication reaches out for the ropes, and grabs hold of the bottom one
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mike Peters forces Parker to break the crippler crossface. Parker runs into the ropes, but Vindication gets to his feet and powerslams him!
The audience comes to life. Vindication grabs hold of the straightjacket, and the cheers get louder. Vindication gets Parker's arms in before Johnny realizes what's going on and slips out. Parker scoots away in terror
Phil Blauer: Johnny Parker obviously has a fear of straightjackets. I can relate.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication presses Parker over his head! He drops him on his back hard! He irish whips Parker into the ropes and jams him hard into the mat with a spinebuster!
The fans are deafening as Johnny Parker begs off from the pumped up Vindication. He irish whips Parker into the ropes, but Johnny comes back with a legline lariot
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker applies a chicken wing crossface. He flips him over his back into a Milleniumplex!!
The audience actually applauds that move. Johnny Parker moves in for the kill, and half nelsons him back up to his feet. He drops Vindication on his head with a t-bone suplex
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker applies a border city stretch! He pulls back on Vindication's head & arms, putting him in lots of pain. Vindication gets to his feet and drops back into a samoan drop!
Vindication irish whips Johnny Parker into the ropes and takes his head off with a clothesline! He pulls Parker's head up and drives his face into the mat with an impaler DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication pulls Parker's head into his legs and piledrives him into the mat! He runs into the ropes and diving elbow drops him!
The crowd cheers. Vindication grabs the straightjacket and tries to put it over Parker's head. Parker rakes Vindication's eyes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication staggers around, blinded. Johnny Parker gets up and superkicks him! He climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Vindication gets up and punches him in the stomach, crotching Parker on the turnbuckle. He climbs to the second rope and drills Parker headfirst into a super fisherman's buster!!
Ulster Hall erupts. Vindication grabs the rope and shakes it, prompting them to cheer louder. He pulls Johnny Parker up and takes a wild swing at him, but Parker ducks
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker back suplexes him and then turns it into a Parker Bomb!! He climbs to the top turnbuckles, and flips into a skytwister press!!
The Belfast audience applauds. Parker irish whips Vindication into the ropes and goes for a huracanrana but Vindication turns it into a stiff powerbomb!! The crowd cheers, and Vindication goes to work trying to get the straightjacket on Parker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication almost has that straightjacket on him!
Phil Blauer: Dave Chapelle didn't put up this much of a fight!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker kicks him away, and is able to get that jacket off. Vindication backs up and spears him out of his boots!!
The fans cheer. Vindication scoops Parker up and drops him into a backbreaker. He climbs to the top turnbuckles, and backflips into a shooting star press, but Parker rolls out of the way
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker steps through the ropes out onto the apron. He then does a backwards springboard off the top rope, turns back towards Vindication in mid-air, and connects with a tornado 720 DDT!!
The audience gives Johnny Parker a standing ovation, and a chorus of air horns. Parker cracks a smile and pulls Vindication's head into his legs. He flips into a canadian destroyer
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press!! He pulls Vindication's head into his legs again and pulls him up into a powerbomb...but swings it into a diamond cutter!! JP Drop!!
The audience boos Parker while he slips the straightjacket over Vindication's arms. He rolls him over and secures the belts and buckles. Mike Peters checks it and then signals for the bell. The crowd jeers and "I Hate Everything About You" by 3 Days Grace plays
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 10 minutes 9 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...JOHNNY PARKER!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker impressed everyone tonight with some pretty cool moves and a charisma that we haven't see in earlier matches. This could be the beginning of a great career on the West Coast. A war in UPW is spilling over into Hardkore World with the first ever threeway chain match.
Phil Blauer: "The Unlucky" 113 is chained to the FWO's "Big" Mark Evans & Miester!
"Welcome 2 Detroit" By Tricky featuring Eminem starts up and the fans boo. Meister walks out with Jane Tyrra, and then puts up two middle fingers to the booing fans in Ulster Hall
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester traded some wins with Ryan Champion these past few months, injuring Ryan's knee before losing in an I Quit Match in San Diego. He wants to move on now by beating these two men on pay-per-view.
Yolanda Ando: Miester wears green & brown army pants. His wrist is taped up. His left arm has an arm sleeve. He's also sporting a custom-made Toronto Blue Jays army camo baseball cap. He is also wearing an L.A. Lakers basketball jersey.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following is a Threeway Chain Match scheduled for a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Accompanied to the ring by his manager, Jane Tyrra; Originally from Toronto, now residing in Detroit, Michigan; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 230 pounds...MIESTER!!!"
The Belfast fans boo. "Haunted" by Evanescence plays as the lights go out. Purple lights come up as 13 walks out, a cloak hiding his face. He has the UPW Tag Title around his waist. He walks up the steel steps and raises his arms. The lights come back on as smoke comes out of the turnbuckle posts. He enters the ring and raises his arms. He has three fingers up. Then, he removes the cloak and sits in a corner
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 was successful in defeating the Future World Order in a six man tag team match in San Diego. He's hoping the momentum on his side will be enough to defeat these two men and rocket himself up the West Coast and America ratings.
Yolanda Ando: 13 wears long black jeans and a black tanktop. To the ring 13 wears a long black cloak with the hood covering his face. The UPW Tag Title is on his left shoulder and the UPW Undisputed Title is around his waist.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And from the Darkest Shadows of New York City; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 200 pounds; He is One Half of the UPW Tag Team Champions...'THE UNLUCKY ONE' 13!!!"
"If You Want Blood (You Got It)” by AC/DC hits as Mark Evans walks out from behind the curtain with a mic. The Northern Irish crowd gives him a powerful booing ovation as Evans raises his right arm while trying to ignore the fans, then raises the mic up with his left hand and starts to lip-synch the song. He gets into the ring and raises his arms to more heat
Phil Blauer: Why does he need the mic to lip sync a song? I just use my hair brush when I sing Salt & Pepa's "Shoop".
Guillermo O'Bannon: At seven feet tall, Big Mark Evans can use anything he wants to to lip sync. He's looking to win this one for the pride of the Future World Order.
Yolanda Ando: Evans wears long red tights with the straps coming up over each shoulder.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And from Salisbury, Maryland; Standing 7 feet tall; Weighing 255 pounds...BIG MARK EVANS!!!"
The fans jeer. "The Unlucky One" 13 and Miester double clothesline with the chain! Ron Reid signals for the bell
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester leg drops Big Mark Evans across the throat. "The Unlucky One" 13 pulls Evans up and punches him but Evans no-sells it! Mark headbutts 13.
Big Mark Evans front facelocks 13 but before he can DDT him, Miester catches him with a superkick! 13 gets to his feet but gets clotheslined by the chain by Miester
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester irish whips "The Unlucky One" 13 into the ropes. Miester dips his head down for a backdrop but 13 grabs him and tigerbombs him!!
The Belfast crowd cheers. Big Mark Evans pulls Miester's head into his legs and he and 13 spike piledrive him!! The audience pops
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Mark Evans grabs 13 by the throat and chokeslams him into the mat!!
The fans boo. Big Mark Evans bearhugs "The Unlucky One" 13. He grips his own wrist, and applies pressure to the small of 13's back. 13 tries to punch his way out of it but Evans holds on tight
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester bashes 13 in the face with the chain wrapped around his fist! Evans drops 13 down to his knees. Miester whacks 13 in the side of the head with a buzzsaw kick he calls Charged-Up Shock!!
A busted open 13 tips over to one side. Miester climbs up to the top turnbuckle and comes off and catches Big Mark Evans with a headscissors takedown! The audience boos
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester snap suplexes "The Unlucky One" 13. Big Mark Evans clubs Miester in the back of the head with a shot with that chain! Evans and 13 stuff powerbomb Miester!!
Phil Blauer: Ouch. The challenge of this match is that you must incapacitate two men at the same time to win.
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 applies a crippler crossface with that chain across his eyes. He leans back on the arm, with that chain cutting into Miester's eyes.
Phil Blauer: The Unlucky 113 & Miester had a stellar match at the Naeba Prince Hall in Hardkore Nippon that went to a no-contest. They look like their hoping they can settle this feud once and for all tonight on pay-per-view!
The fans cheer. Big Mark Evans stomps Miester's back to help out the cause. He then tags "The Unlucky One" 13 with a kick to break up the crippler crossface. Evans pulls him up, but 13 ducks under a punch. He german suplexes Mark Evans
Guillermo O'Bannon: 13 charges but Evans and Miester double clothesline him with that chain! Evans military presses 13 over his head and then slams him down hard to the mat!
Big Mark Evans does an FWO hand signal and the audience boos. Big Mark Evans inverted atomic drops Miester. Evans turns around into a superkick by "The Unlucky One" 13
Guillermo O'Bannon: A bleeding Miester elbow drops Big Mark Evans. Miester irish whips Evans into the ropes, but Evans comes back with a clothesline that flips Miester head over heels!
The fans pop, and Jane Tyrra covers her mouth in horror. "The Unlucky One" 13 sits on Miester's back and wraps the chain around Miester's eyes in a camel clutch. Blood runs down Miester's face as he screams in pain
Guillermo O'Bannon: Meanwhile Big Mark Evans tags the first turnbuckle!
Referee Ron Reid: 1!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Mark tags a second one while "The Unlucky One" 13 continues to crane back on that camel clutch with the chain.
Referee Ron Reid: 2!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Evans reaches out for the third one, but 13 releases the clutch and stops Evans with a shot to the face with the chain. He wraps the chain around Evans' throat and falls back into a chokehold!
"The Unlucky One" 13 pulls back on the chain. Evans tries to get his fingers in between the chain and his neck, but 13 has it pulled back tight. Evans kicks his legs out frantically
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester is tagging the turnbuckles, while 13 & Evans are busy.
Referee Ron Reid: 1!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester reaches for the second one, but 13 breaks it up. Miester drops down into a stunner! He grabs Evans by the hair and drives his face into the mat with an X factor!
The Belfast fans boo. Miester wraps the chain around his fist and takes a wild swing, but Evans ducks. He atomic drops Miester into the turnbuckles. 13 moves in and grabs his arms; 13 drops down into a straightjacket lung blower
Guillermo O'Bannon: 13 turns around into a spinebuster from Big Mark Evans! Miester pulls 13 up but 13 comes up swinging with that chain wrapped around his fist. He full nelsons Miester and 13-plexes him!
The crowd comes alive! A bloody 13 bashes Big Mark Evans in the face with the chain and then hits him with a spinning jawbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Headstone! Miester hops onto the middle of the second turnbuckle and backflips onto both Evans & 13 with a moonsault!!
Miester irish whips "The Unlucky One" 13 into the ropes and catches him on the way back with a black hole slam!! The fans boo
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester front facelocks Evans and climbs up to the second rope. He tornado DDTs Big Mark! Miester irish whips Evans into the turnbuckles. He follows him in but Big Mark Evans boots him in the face!
The fans boo. Big Mark Evans lifts Miester up onto his shoulders in a human torture rack. He flips him over into a diamond cutter!! The boos get louder
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Cutter!! Big Mark Evans double underhooks both of Miester's arms and Thunderstruck tigerdrivers him in the middle of the mat!!
The audience boos as Evans celebrates in the middle of the ring. "The Unlucky One" 13 comes up from behind Evans and wraps the chain around his neck. He drops down into his rear naked choke. The Ulster Hall erupts
Guillermo O'Bannon: 13 Chokeout with the chain!! Big Mark Evans thrashes his arms and legs frantically but 13 has it cinched in tight.
Phil Blauer: Where's the FWO? What's the point of a heel stable when they're scratching their balls while your in a submission finisher?
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 has his legs wrapped around Evans' stomach, pulling back with that chain until Evans' arms fall limp. 13 tags the first turnbuckle.
Referee Ron Reid: 1!
Guillermo O'Bannon: 13 walks over and slaps the second turnbuckle.
Referee Ron Reid: 2!
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 walks over and tags the third turnbuckle!
Referee Ron Reid: 3!
Phil Blauer: One more and he's home free!
The Belfast crowd is clapping and stomping their feet into the floor, urging "The Unlucky One" 13 to make it
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Mark Evans is still unconcious from the 13 Chokeout, but Miester is finally starting to stir after The Thunderstruck. Miester is on his feet...but "The Unlucky One" 13 tags the last turnbuckle!
"Haunted" by Evanescence plays and the Belfast fans erupt! "The Unlucky One" 13 unhooks the chain from his wrist and Ron Reid raises his arm
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 17 minutes 33 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...'THE UNLUCKY ONE' 13!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 is victorious!
Phil Blauer: But only just by barely.
Guillermo O'Bannon: 13 breaks the stalemate between himself and Miester that started in Japan.
***commercial***
Voiceover: ESPN and Tostitos had a contest this spring, "Bring Your Favorite NFL Player to Work"! Steve White of Glens Falls, New York won and selected the Dallas Cowboys reciever Terell Owens!
Cut to Steve showing T.O. around his office. Owens' has shades and his headphones on. He looks around, uninterested
Steve White: And this is my cubicle. This is where I do most of my work. I check on the shipping orders and then call the recieving parties and make sure their satisfied with their paper products. Uh, there's a picture of when I went to Miami a few years ago...
T.O.: Uh huh, where's the wetbar?
Steve White: Wetbar? No, Terrell, this is a cubicle...I work here.
T.O.: Sounds like some bullshit. Come on, I'm hungry. Let's grab a fish taco.
Steve White: (checks his watch) Uh, it's 8:30. We've only been here five minutes.
T.O.: So. Take your first lunch.
Steve White: First lunch? Uh, no, T.O. I only get one lunch. It's 12:00pm to 12:30pm.
T.O.: One lunch?!?! Man, you need to grow a pair. What the fuck they gonna do? I played the Super Bowl on a broken leg. What are they gonna do without T.O.?What are they gonna do without Steve White? How they gonna find out if people like their paper?
Cut to Steve White and T.O. making themselves margaritas at Steve's cubicle
Mr. Henderson: White, what happened to those orders headed to Sarasota? I was supposed to have your report by noon?
Steve White: I'm holding out, sir.
Mr. Henderson: HOLDING OUT?? This is a paper shipping company! You can't hold out!
T.O.: What part of Hold Out don't you get, mother fucker? He's exercising his right to work or not work, until his conditions improve.
Mr. White: Conditions?
Drew Rosenhaus pops into the frame
Drew Rosenhaus: Drew Rosenhaus, sir. You have been working this man like a dog, with no return from you. We want a 300% raise, as well as stock options, and the health care that your company's president enjoys.
T.O.: I played the Super Bowl on a broken leg.
Mr. Henderson: Your fired, White. Get your things, your tempermental reciever, your sports agent and leave.
Drew Rosenhaus: They try this everytime. They can't fire you, the union won't allow it.
Steve White: We don't have a union.
Drew Rosenhaus: Oh...
T.O.: Oh...bye.
T.O. and Rosenhaus leave a shocked and mortified Steve White. Fade to Guillermo and Phil, ringside at Ulster Hall
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is the first ever sadistic madness match in Hardkore World. This is a match where pins only count after you have busted open your opponent. Dan Stein and Adrian Tanner Jr. have a fight in the Land Down Under that is making it's World Tour stop in Belfast, Northern Ireland.
Ulster Hall goes dark. On the tron, 3 symbols flash in time with a heart beating:
ALOHA
OMEGA
The Punisher skull
The lights abruptly come on again. “More Human Than Human” by White Zombie plays over the PA as “The Punisher” Dan Stein makes his way to the ring area, flanked by his manager, the 21st century “First Lady of Professional Wrestling,” Domino. Stein gets though the ring ropes, and opens them up for Domino, then comes in himself after her. Upon entering the ring, Stein thrusts up his trusty club, the Peacemaker, to the roar of the crowd. Domino waves and blows kisses to the crowd as random whistles and catcalls reign down upon them. Domino takes Stein’s black duster and promptly leaves the ring.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The last time Dan Stein was in this country, he was involved in the infamous blue bar steel cage match with Lucifer Jones. He lost that match...
Phil Blauer: Oh, did he lose that match.
Guillermo O'Bannon: But tonight, he wants to paint The Ulster Hall with Adrian Tanner Jr.'s blood. To erase that horrible match from anyone's memory.
Yolanda Ando: Stien is wearing a simple tight black t-shirt, and plain black shorts, with black leather wrestling boots. Stein also wears black leather gloves with the fingers ripped out.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Sadistic Madness Match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by Domino; Standing 6 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 285 pounds...'THE PUNISHER' DAN STEIN!!!"
The audience cheers. The house lights dim to black and spliced footage from Metal Gear Solid III appears on the screen.
Revolver Ocelot: Hold it right there, traitor. Let's find out just how lucky you are.
(Ocelot reveals a bullet for his revolver. He loads the bullet)/i
Ocelot: Watch closely. (takes out three revolvers)
Ocelot: One of these three guns has a single bullet in it. I'm going to pull the trigger six times in a row. Are you ready?
(Ocelot juggles the three guns. Each time he pulls a trigger, Sokolov winces. The fifth time a trigger is pulled, Sokolov pisses his pants)
Ocelot: Looks like your luck hasn't run out yet.
{The sixth time, the gun fires and the screen shatters into a million pieces as Nonpoint's "Bullet with a name" booms through the speakers.}
*BOOM!*
A huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage in flames. When the flames die down, Adrian Tanner Jr stands in the middle of the stage, head down, dressed in red "metallic effect" shorts with "AT" in gold letters on each side and an open red "metalic effect" ring jacket with the same, along with black elbow and knee pads.) The Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team title on his right shoulder, the Hardkore World Tag Team title around his waist. Adrian heads to the ring, slapping hands on the way down. In the ring, Adrian takes off his jacket, then mounts the nearest turnbuckle, making the "gun" motion with left hand. He "cocks" and "fires," and then jumps down
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. has been on quite a roll lately since joining The Un-Stable as well as in Australia & IGA. He's got a Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship title shot against his longtime partner Syberus. A win over Dan Stein tonight is gonna be a message to Syberus that his title reign could be coming to an end by friendly fire!
Phil Blauer: Like Pat Tillman!
Yolanda Ando: Adrian Tanner Jr. is wearing red shorts with gold flames with with black and elbow and knee pads, white wrist bands, a black chain around his neck, white boots with "AT" in small blue letters on the back.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent is from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 227 pounds; He is One Third HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS & and One Half HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"
The fans cheer. Dan Stein runs and takes Tanner out with a hooked clothesline! Mike Peters signals for the bell
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stien irish whips Adrian Tanner Jr. into the ropes but Tanner comes back with a dropkick to his chin.
The audience applauds, and Tanner grabs a headlock. Stien lifts Tanner up in an atomic drop and drops him on the turnbuckle and pulls him back into a tree of woe. Stien grabs the ropes and steps on Tanner's throat
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Punisher" Dan Stien chokes Tanner with his boot. He steps back and drops an elbow on Adrian's exposed groin.
Tanner drops down to the mat, and clutches his balls. Dan Stein presses Tanner over his head...but Tanner falls on his feet behind him! Tanner whacks Stien in the chest with a karate chop
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner cuts down Stien with another hard chop to his chest. He knife edge chops his pecs again. He vertical suplexes Dan Stein...but Stien no-sells it!
The Belfast crowd roars as Stien stands right back up and pounds his chest. Tanner looks a little concerned. Dan Stien grabs Tanner by the neck and lifts him up by the throat with two hands
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stien throttles him by the throat, choking the life out of him! He slams him down to the mat! He butterflies his arms and tosses him across the ring with a double underhook suplex!
Stien pulls Tanner's head into his legs and flips him onto his shoulder with an argentinean backbreaker. He bounces Adrian's back up & down on his shoulder. Fans play their air horns to break the silence
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner falls behind Stien and arm drags him across the ring. He applies an armbar. He clamps down on that large arm and thrashes it around, trying to dislocate his shoulder. He places his knee on the back of Stien's head.
Domino yells out some words of encouragement to Stien from ringside. Stien works his way to to his feet, but Tanner leads him over to the corner and reverse russian legsweeps Stien's face into the turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. kneedrops Stien in the small of the back. He irish whips Stien into the ropes and comes at him with a flying body press, but The Punisher catches him with a powerslam!
The audience pops. "The Punisher" Dan Stien half nelsons Tanner and applies a chicken wing, then tiger suplexes him on the back of the head! The fans cheer louder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stien pulls Tanner's head into his legs, and then lifts him up into a powerbomb. He drops Tanner on the rope and slingshot powerbombs him!!
Adrian Tanner Jr. arches his back in pain. Stien gut wrenches Tanner up and then drops him into a reverse DDT! Stien irish whips Tanner into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stien goes for a spinebuster, but Tanner reverses it into a tornado DDT! He sticks his knees into Stien's back and bridges him up into a bow & arrow.
Mike Peters looks on helplessly as Adrian pulls down on Stien's head & crossed legs. Tanner bounces Stien's back on his knees. He drops him over to one side, and then elbow drops the small of his back
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. scoops Stien up and drops him into a backbreaker.
Phil Blauer: Adrian Tanner Jr. going after Stien's back like monkey on a cupcake.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner irish whips Stien into the ropes and dips down for a back body drop, but Stien DDTs him!
Tanner holds the top of his neck. Dan Stien pulls Tanner up into a powerbomb, but Adrian Tanner Jr. turns it into a huracanrana! The Belfast fans cheer, Domino rolls The Peacemaker into the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Domino gets up on the apron and flashes Adrian Tanner!
Phil Blauer: For God sakes' move!
The Northern Irish fans are deafening for the free boobs. Phil leaps over the table and tries to get over to the ring to get a better look. Tanner and Mike Peters are both mesmerized. Dan Stien grabs the Peacemaker staff and cracks it over Tanner's head!! Ulster Hall pops
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stien gut wrenches Tanner up into a stiff powerbomb!! he runs into the ropes, but Tanner trips him up with a drop toe hold that drops his throat on the middle rope!
Adrian Tanner Jr. waits for Stien to get to his feet and whacks him with an enzuigiri kick! Tanner loosens the turnbuckle padding and pulls Stien up by the hair
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner tries to smash Stien's face into the unprotected turnbuckle steel cable hook, but Stien blocks it with his boot. The Punisher smashes Tanner's face into the unprotected turnbuckle, again, again, over & over!
Tanner is busted open and the Belfast fans roar. Dan Stien lifts Tanner up in a vertical suplex and then drops him down into a jackhammer
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Suddenly, Mike's working?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yeah, Tanner's bleeding. The pins didn't count until then.
Phil Blauer: Oh. I just thought he was holding out...like T.O.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stien scoops Tanner up and drops him headfirst into a michinoku driver I!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stien irish whips Tanner into the ropes and dips down for a backdrop, but Tanner reverses it into a swinging neckbreaker!
Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips over Stien's shoulder with a blockbuster! He sticks his knee into Stien's back and pulls back his arms into a surfboard
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stien tries to yank Tanner's arms out of their sockets. He cranes back on the surfboard trying to further weaken the big man's back. He pulls Stien up and double underhooks his arms, but The Punisher backdrops him. He lifts Tanner up into a fireman's carry, and runs into the center of the ring with a death valley driver!
Dan Stien climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a moonsault!! The audience gasps with shock and then chants "PUN!! PUN!! PUN!! PUN!! PUN!!'
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)
Phil Blauer: I don't believe it! Pun pulled off a moonsault?!?! I don't think anyone's ever seen that!
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Just like Veronica Mars!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stien has been heavily training for this big pay-per-view and it shows! He's in the best shape of his life and doing moves I've never seen him do. He irish whips Tanner into the ropes and tiltawhirls him into a backbreaker! He sits on his back and applies a sleeper camel clutch.
Dan Stien rocks back on the camel clutch with Tanner's head in his arms. He thrashes Adrian's head from side to side while Mike Peters asks Tanner if he wants to submit. He refuses while blood pours down his face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stien pulls him up and sets him up for a suplex, but Tanner blocks it with his leg. Tanner responds with a stalling vertical suplex of his own. He dropkicks Stien over the ropes!
The Belfast fans cheer. Adrian Tanner Jr. steps through the ropes out on to the apron. He gets a running start and then grabs Stien with a huracanrana on the concrete!! Stien rolls over with a large gash over his eye
Guillermo O'Bannon: Now both men are elligible to be pinned.
Phil Blauer: I don't get it, why?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. gets back up on the apron, gets a running start and then backflips into a shooting star press off the apron!!
The crowd leaps to their feet and chants "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!" A few squeeze off some air horns around the Ulster Hall. Tanner rolls back into the ring and runs into the ropes. He leaps onto the top rope and springboards off into a senton that smashes Stien into the guardrail!! The chants of "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!" get louder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner goes for a russian legsweep, but Stien blocks it, and does his own russian legsweep, smacking the back of Tanner's head into the guardrail!!
The fans wince at the sound of Tanner's skull cracking against that railing. Stien rolls a bleeding Tanner back into the ring and then climbs back onto the apron. Tanner stops him and brainbusters him back into the ring
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner attempts a suplex but Stien blocks it. He responds by lifting Tanner in a hanging suplex.
Stien gives the crowd a "Come on" gesture with his free hand and the Belfast fans give him a standing ovation for his show of strength before Stien drops him in the suplex. Stien bends both of Tanner's arms behind him and lift him up into a double flying chicken wing
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stien balancing Tanner on both of his elbows, bouncing him up & down to increase the pain. Mike Peters checks in but Tanner is refusing to submit.
Phil Blauer: Stien using Tanner's own weight to try and break both of his arms. Like Soutter when he attempts a push-up.
Guillermo O'Bannon: A bloody Stien slams Tanner down on his chest! He irish whips Tanner into the ropes, but Adrian ducks a clothesline and hits a german suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stien rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. double underhooks Stien's arms and flips him into a tiger driver '91!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stien claps his legs together on Tanner's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein grabs his Peacemaker and rams the butt of it into Tanner's throat! Tanner staggers, choking, and Stien pulls his head into his legs. He lifts him up into a razor's edge and then drops him into a neckbreaker!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stien applies a full nelson. He thrashes Tanner from side to side, not allowing him any balance! Mike Peters asks Tanner, but he shakes his head. Stien clamps down on the back of his neck even harder.
Tanner tries to grab onto the rope, but Domino jumps up on the apron and pulls it back. Adrian takes the other way out and mule kicks Stien in the groin. He full nelsons Stien as well and dragon suplexes him
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stien gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. maintains the full nelson while Stien is on his stomach. He pulls back on Stien's arm & shoulders, pressing down on the back of his neck.
Blood streams down Dan Stien's face. Mike Peters asks him if he wants to submit, but Stien shakes his head. He lifts Stien up into a fireman's carry and and swings it around into a TKO
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner irish whips Stien into the ropes, but The Punisher comes back with a polish hammer to his nose! Tanner staggers around, dazed, and Stien clotheslines him on the back of the head!
Dan Stien grabs The Peacemaker and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He hops off and smashes Tanner on the top of the head with that heavy wooden staff!! The Belfast crowd roars
Phil Blauer: I've seen Stien go off the top more tonight than in his entire career. Like Richie Valens some things should never take flight!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stien applies a full nelson again. This time he spins Tanner around & round so as to not allow him to find his feet and kick him in the jimmy again.
Mike Peters asks Tanner if he wants to submit but he refuses. So Stein full nelson slams him! He irish whips him into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. hits Stien with a flying body press!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner snap suplexes Stien. He rolls his hips and pulls Pun up into a second and third. Then he lifts Stien up and drops him into a backbreaker, holding it for a submission.
Tanner pushes down on Stien's chin and knees, forcing his knee into Dan's spine. Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to submit, but Stien hesitantly holds him off. Domino pounds on the apron, trying to get the crowd to clap. They follow suit
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. applies an abdominal stretch, further weakening Stien's lower back. He plants his foot and pulls back on Stien's arm and lower body.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Mike Peters asks Stien if he wants to submit. Stien shakes his head, and Tanner wrenches back on the abdominal stretch to sweeten the deal. Stien braces himself and hiptosses out of it. The audience applauds
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stien rolls Tanner up with la majistral!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. is the first to his feet and applies a full nelson. He ties up their legs and pitches Stien facefirst into the mat with a reverse russian legsweep!
Stien's face leaves a large blood smear on the canvas. Tanner motions for Stien to get up. When he does, he charges, but Stien grabs him by the throat with both hands and lifts him up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stien throttling Tanner by the throat, choking the very life out of him! He tosses him down to the mat hard! He picks up the Peacemaker and drops it down into Tanner's bloody face!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stien motions for Tanner to get up. When he does, he takes a baseball swing with that bat, but Tanner ducks! He smacks Stien upside the jaw with The Daytripper superkick!!
The Ulster Hall erupts and Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top turnbuckle. He flips off with a corkscrew moonsault
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Dan Stien kicks out)
Phil Blauer: What a match!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. fireman's carries Stien onto his shoulders and sits him on the top turnbuckle. He climbs to the second rope, but Stien punches him in the face. Dan Stien bulldogs him off the second rope!! He oklahoma rolls him up!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stien front facelocks him and then rolls it into a swinging neckbreaker!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stien scoops Tanner up, but Adrian falls on his feet behind him with an inverted facelock. He locks in a kneeling dragon sleeper! He pulls back on Stien's head & neck.
Mike Peters asks Stien if he wants to submit but he refuses. Adrian rolls and hits a modified roll the dice! With Adrian's hand still around his head, he locks on a headscissors, then uses his free hand to grab Stien's left arm, and uses both arms to wrench the left arm back, while still holding the headscissors
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Problem Solver version 1.0! Tanner pulls back on Stien's arm, while crushing Stien's bloody head with that powerful headscissors. Peters again asks Stien if he wants to tap out to The Problem Solver, but Stien refuses. Tanner releases it and pulls Stien up into a perfect plex he calls The SureShot!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Dan Stien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner pulls his head into his legs and lifts him up into a styles clash!! The Best Damn Secondary Finisher, Period! He rolls it into a sunset flip!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Dan Stien claps his legs together on Tanner's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star frog splash, but Stien puts his knees up into Adrian's stomach!! Stien presses Tanner over his head and then drops his throat on the top rope!
Tanner chokes and gags, Stien traps both of his arms and then headbutts him in the face over & over, leaving it a bloody mess. Then he X factors Tanner's face into the mat
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stien lifts Tanner up by his blood soaked hair and drops down into a Twilight's Hammer hangman's neckbreaker!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Punisher" Dan Stien pumphandles Adrian Tanner Jr. up into his The Reckoning powerslam!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
The bell rings and “More Human Than Human” by White Zombie plays on the PA. The fans cheer and Domino raises Stien's arm
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 25 minutes 4 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...'THE PUNISHER' DAN STIEN!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. goes to Scotland for his title shot against Syberus with a loss on his record from "The Punisher" Dan Stien.
Matt Boone: I was spitting off the top of the parking garage when I saw a limo pull up.
Phil Blauer: A limo, you say?
Matt Boone: A limo, long and black like Shaq's penis. Here it is now!
(A limo pulls up. Robert Hunglestein and Robert Hunglestein Jr get out. The crowd pops.)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Hunglesteins! Wrestling legends! They join us tonight as guests of American Heavyweight Champion Rated X.
(The crowd pops. X gets out, the crowd pops huge.)
Rated X: Let me tell you something, Boone. I dedicate tonight's victory to these two giants of our fake sport. Robert Hunglestein Jr was Cleveland when Cleveland wasn't cool.
Rated X: Robert Hunglestein Sr wrestled to a one-hour draw every night for five year. Sure he spent most nights in a side headlock helping Lou Thesz work through his troubled marriage, it's still a feat not matched in our business since. On behalf of everyone, let me say thank you.
Rated X: You deserve better then what you've gotten. Look at your legacy. Robert Hunglestein III is not only a disgrace the Hunglestein name, but to the human race. Imagine if Hitler was your son and his wrestling career was sprialing out of control. That's what I think it would be like to be these two great men with me here tonight.
Robert Hunglestein: Call me dad.
Robert Hunglestein Jr: That would make us brothers, X. We're family.
Rated X: Listen to your Uncle X, Robby, back out now. You practically no showed after a promise to match me word for word, line for line. I knew you didn't have it in you. Feel free to use this defeat as a reason to leave the board for awhile, clean up your life, take what we in the business call a "cobryn vacation". You need it. You deserve it.
Matt Boone: Sources close to Robert Hunglestein III say he's in the middle of one of the greatest free falls.
Rated X: Lost his shot at the world title, lost his shot at my title. About to get swerved by Cobryn, puts him over. Jonnie books him against Death Gojira at PSP; then, maybe a feud with Soutter over the West Coast Title?
Matt Boone: You asking me?
Rated X: Anyone. Tell me, what's next for Robert Hunglestein III.
Fade back to ringside
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce and Andrew Karnage have locked up before. It was for a shot at Rated X's Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship.
Fade to the US Airways Center with video dated 6/9/06
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce lifts Karnage up on his shoulders in a fireman's carry, but Karnage lands on his feet behind him and katahajime suplexes him on his head!
The crowd erupts. Andrew Karnage then lifts James Fierce up into a crucifix and then drops him down into a black tigerbomb
Guillermo O'Bannon: Thrill Kill Edge!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce claps his legs together on Karnage's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce applies a wrist-clutch and then drops him on his head with a fisherman's buster!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage irish whips Fierce into the ropes but James ducks under a lariot, he comes back on the other side with a lariot!
Phil Blauer: Not a nightmare but at least one of those dreams when you first are falling asleep where you jolt awake. Or the one where Judith Light crawls on top of you and you just wake up...screaming...but there's no noise coming out, Guillermo. No noise.
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce drops the back of Karnage's head on the top turnbuckle with a Kobashi Powerbomb! Karnage bounces out into a super side kick underneath his chin!
James Fierce climbs to the top turnbuckle and flies off, crashing down on Karnage's chest with a flying elbow
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Picture Perfect Elbow Drop!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Around the World" by Red Hot Chili Peppers plays and the audience applauds. Ron Reid holds up Fierce's arm
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 16 minutes 6 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...'PLATINUM' JAMES FIERCE!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce wins a shot at Rated X or Dan Stein in San Diego, and has one up on Karnage in the submission match coming up in Belfast.
Fade back to the Ulster Hall. "Around the World" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers plays and the Belfast fans cheer. James Fierce stoically walks down to the ring with The Shootfighter, Paul Soutter, & Judge Death
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce rolling mob deep with the KGB for tonight's Submission Match. Fierce won the last encounter in Phoenix and took Rated X to the limit in their title match in San Diego. Tonight he hopes to make a clean sweep, and defeat Andrew Karnage a second time.
Yolanda Ando: James Fierce is in a traditional wrestling singlet. The singlet is red at the top and transitions into black towards the thighs. On the back of the singlet the letters “KGB” are written in black. The SWAT Carribean Heavyweight Championship is wrapped around his waist. Fierce wears a black and red warm up jacket that has "Bandits" written on the left breast and "Fierce" underneath.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Submission Match is scheduled for 10 Rounds. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first , accompanied to the ring by The K.G.B.; from Washington, D.C but originally from West by gawd Virginia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 255 pounds; He is The Current SWAT Carribean Heavyweight Champion...JAMES'PLATINUM' FIERCE!!!"
Ulster Hall cheers and a few fans belt out with their air horns. "I'm the One" by Static-X plays and the audience pops for Kilroy Evans, Syberus, and Rising Sun walk out
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage has been trying to get one of these matches for a year now. He was slated to face "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa at Palm Springs Punishment 2006, but his winning the tag team titles got in the way. Tonight, he gets to show his talent from BJJ training.
Yolanda Ando: I also trained in that discipline.
Phil Blauer: There's two J's there.
Yolanda Ando: Andrew Karnage wears black trunks with silver and crimson lines on the sides. Black kneepads with amateur style wrestling boots. Black wrist tape with crimson on the edges. Black elbow supporter on the right elbow.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by The Un-Stable; From Orem, Utah; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 263 pounds; He is One Third of the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS and One Half of the HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...ANDREW KARNAGE!!!"
The Belfast fans cheer wildly. Ron Reid signals for the bell and The Un-Stable & The K.G.B. go to their prospective corners. Andrew Karnage and James Fierce lock up with a collar & elbow tie-up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage begins cracking Fierce in the ribs and stomach with some muy thai kneelifts. Fierce tries to subdue him with a front chancery. He cinches it in tight to cut off Karnage's air.
Phil Blauer: We could have a tap out already!
Karnage desperately looks for escape, but then backdrops Fierce over his shoulder. He hammers Fierce with stiff sledgehammer punches, that eventually opens up a cut underneath his eye
Phil Blauer: Karnage has opened up a cut underneath Fierce's eye already.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage whacks Fierce with a few more punches, then pulls him up and belly to belly suplexes him over his head!
Andrew Karnage irish whips James Fierce into the turnbuckles. He hammers Fierce's face with a flurry of stiff forearm shots to his face and the cut under his eye, opening it up even more. The last one is so hard it sends Fierce down to a sitting position
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage bootscrapes Fierce's cut a few times, and then twists his boot over Fierce's face with a bootwash! Andrew pulls Fierce up but James comes up swinging with a european uppercut!
That dazes Karnage, and James Fierce bulldogs Karnage! He applies a reverse chinlock. The crowd chants "BOOO-ring! BOOO-ring! BOOO-ring! BOOO-ring! BOOO-ring!" Fierce cinches up on the chinlock, while Karnage gasps for air
Phil Blauer: Twenty seconds left in the first round.
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce racheting up on that chinlock. But Karnage works his way up to his feet, and elbows Fierce in the stomach. Karnage drops Fierce on his head with a head & arm Icepick 2K1 suplex!
The bell rings, and Soutter and Kilroy Evans put the stools in their corner. James Fierce and Andrew Karnage sit down. Paul Soutter squeezes a wet sponge over Fierce's head, and goes to work on the cut under his eye. Kilroy Evans spreads some vaseline on Karnage's cheeks and forehead
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I gotta give that round to Andrew Karnage. He opened up a cut on James Fierce and threw him around the ring like he was me.
Phil Blauer: I'm impressed with Soutter's talent as a cut-man. He's like a fat Clint Eastwood but better smelling. Mo Chúisle! Mo Chúisle! Mo Chúisle!
A hot bikini woman walks around the ring with a card reading ROUND 2. Ron Reid signals for the bell and Andrew Karnage and James Fierce leave their corners. Andrew Karnage ducks under a punch and drops Fierce with a high angle backdrop driver
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage grabs Fierce by the throat, and drops him on his knee with a Choke-Breaker!! He scoops Fierce up and chicken wings his arm behind him...running hammerlock powerslam!
Phil Blauer: Kilroy Evans is staring a hole through Paul Soutter from across the ring. A staredown not seen from these two since the 2005 Hardkore America Annual Pizza Party "Last Slice" incident.
James Fierce rolls around, clutching his elbow. Karnage pulls him up and irish whips him into the ropes. He dips down for a backdrop, but James Fierce takes over with a corkscrew neckbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce grabs a side headlock. He clamps down on the neck region of Karnage. Karnage tries to push him off into the ropes, but Fierce hangs onto the headlock.
Kilroy Evans makes his way over to the same side as Soutter and stands nect to him. Fierce headlock takeovers Karnage. He grinds that headlock in, meanwhile Soutter notices Kilroy Evans standing right next to him. Soutter says "Get out of here!" and pushes Kilroy away. Fierce does a go behind on the mat and applies a chicken wing. He rolls Karnage onto the mat, and pulls up on his wrist
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid checks in but Karnage not submitting to the chicken wing. Not yet anyway. Fierce then turns it into a crippler crossface. He leans back on Karnage's head & arm.
James Fierce readjusts his grip and yanks back on the crippler crossface. Ron Reid asks Karnage if he wants to tap but he shakes his head. Andrew is able to reach out and grab the rope
Guillermo O'Bannon: The referee forces James Fierce to break the crippler crossface. Fierce pulls Karnage into his legs but Andrew blocks the piledriver, and reverses with an alabama slammer!!
The audience pops. James Fierce is pulled up by the hair, but Fierce comes up swinging with a shotei palm strike. The bell rings and Andrew Karnage and James Fierce retire to their corners. Rising Sun loosens up Karnage's shoulders with a massage. Karnage turns around, and Rising Sun says "I'm not gay...seriously."
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I'm giving that round to James Fierce. He was able to wear down the arm and neck of Karnage which will possible figure into this match later on.
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce definately has been slowing this match down to his style of match.
Kilroy Evans tells Andrew Karnage "Go after that cut. Pop it like a pimple. And bring me back some pork rinds if you get a chance." Soutter tells James Fierce "Keep him on the mat, those roids have to wear out some time." The ring card girl walks through with the ROUND 3 card. Ron Reid signals for the bell
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage comes running out of the corner and hits Fierce in the chest with a yakuza kick! He applies a kimura to Fierce's arm. He bends James' arm behind him, wrenching up on it.
Ron Reid checks in but Fierce refuses to submit. Andrew Karnage rachets up on the trapped arm again. James Fierce pokes Karnage's eyes. He gets to his feet and belly to belly suplexes the AK-47
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce goes for a bulldog but Karnage pushes him off into the turnbuckles! Karnage grabs him by the hair and headbutts him in the back of the head a few times. He half nelsons him and chicken wings his arm, then drops him on the back of his head with an Icepick Suplex!
The crowd pops. Andrew Karnage applies a masterlock. He presses those linked hands into the back of his neck, pushing Fierce's chin into his neck. He swings Fierce round & round, in a giant swing
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage spins Fierce round until his feet leave the ground, while applying intense pressure to the back of his neck. Fierce isn't tapping so Karnage drops him. He goes for a DDT, but Fierce shoots in and double leg takedowns him.
He stands on Karnage's face and twists into a bootscrape. Karnage rolls over onto his stomach, and Fierce kneedrops the back of his head. The bell rings and Fierce and Karnage go back to their corners
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: This round went to Andrew Karnage. He was all over James Fierce from the opening bell.
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce looked a little lost in that opening round, but he has definately made up some ground in the subsequent rounds.
James Fierce has a trickle of blood coming from the cut underneath his eye so Soutter wipes that off. Kilroy Evans tells Andrew Karnage "No luck on those pork rinds, huh? Oh well. I think now's about time to start (sees the camera) ropdsay Iercefay noay ishay eadhay." A woman walks through with a card reading ROUND 4. Ron Reid signals for the bell
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage and Fierce go in for a lock-up, but Fierce grabs his arm and pulls him into a short arm clothesline. He pulls him in for a second, and then double underhook DDTs Karnage! Tylenol’s Favorite Combo!!
James Fierce climbs to the top turnbuckle but Karnage grabs him by the arms and flips him over into an owendriver iconoclasm!! Ulster Hall erupts
Guillermo O'Bannon: Spinal Fusion Driver!! He gut wrenches James Fierce up and running Origin Bombs him in the center of the ring!!
The fans cheer. Andrew Karnage dumps Fierce on his head with an exploder '98! He applies a crippler crossface where he locks a hammerlock on the arm that isn’t scissored holding with his elbow while he reaches up to apply the chinlock
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pain Killer EX!! Andrew Karnage leans back on both of his arms, the arms he's been wearing down with the kimura and chicken wing powerslam tonight.
The front row of the audience slaps the guardrail and chants "TAP!! TAP!! TAP!! TAP!! TAP!!" James Fierce screams in agony but refuses to tap out to Ron Reid. He gets an arm free and grabs the rope, so Reid forces him to break The Pain Killer EX
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce gets to his feet and cracks Andrew Karnage in the face with a few elbow shots to his face. Fierce spins into a rolling elbow that knocks Karnage to the mat!
James Fierce pulls him up and inverted atomic drops him, and then turns him over into a single leg boston crab. He plants his leg and leans back on the hyperextended knee
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage in alot of pain but there's only 10 seconds left in the fourth round! He's gonna try and hold on. Fierce readjusts and yanks back on the bent leg again.
The bell rings and Ron Reid forces Fierce to release the half crab. Fierce goes back to his corner and The Shootfighter and Soutter slap his back in congrats. Andrew Karnage limps back to his corner, and checks his right eyebrow for blood
Guillermo O'Bannon: It looks like one of those elbow shots opened Karnage's eye up a little.
Phil Blauer: We should all open up. I masturbate to Thea Vidale with a plastic bag over my head.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Me too.
Yolanda Ando: Me too.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: That last round was a toss-up. I think Karnage had a slight advantage with the sheer impact of those moves early on.
Syberus helps Kilroy Evans work on the cut over Andrew Karnage's right eye. Soutter keeps telling James Fierce, "You got em baby, you got em now!" The ring card girl walks through with a sign that reads ROUND 5
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce comes out of his corner and takes a wild swing, but Andrew Karnage ducks it and german suplexes him! He pulls him up and full nelsons him into a dragon suplex! He straightjackets his arm and completes The Pride Cycle with an aztec suplex!
The audience pops. Andrew Karnage scoops Fierce up and swings him around into a catatonic backbreaker!! The crowd cheers, and Andrew pulls him up into a half nelson
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage drops James Fierce on his head with a t-bone suplex! He turns Fierce over and returns the favor with a single boston crab of his own.
Andrew Karnage yanks back on Fierce's leg, and then stands on the back of his head. Ron Reid asks Fierce if he wants to tap out but he refuses. Karnage lifts his leg and brings his boot down on James' head with all of his might
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce slips out and drop toe holds Andrew Karnage, and applies an ankle lock. He applies a scissors hold to Karnage's thigh and drops down to the mat. He twists Karnage's foot, yelling for Ron Reid to ask him if he wants to submit.
Andrew Karnage refuses to tap out, but clutches a handful of his hair in pain. Kilroy Evans produces a tazer gun out of his pocket and gets up on the apron. Paul Soutter sees it and almost runs into the ring but Ron Reid cuts him off
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rising Sun enters the ring and stomps James Fierce to release him from the ankle lock. Karnage gets back to his feet, but Fierce takes him back down with a dragon screw, and turns it into an STF!
James Fierce pulls up on Andrew Karnage's head & neck. He clamps down on Karnage's throat, turning his face red from strangulation. Kilroy Evans pulls out the tazer but Syberus and Rising Sun tell him to chill
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage reaches the ropes and Ron Reid forces James Fierce to break the STF. James Fierce climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Karnage gets up and trips him, facing the audience. Karnage climbs up to the top turnbuckle behind him and wraps his legs around the ropes. He drops back with a spider kataha-jime suplex!! Black Market Lobotomy!
The crowd roars! The bell rings. The Shootfighter and Soutter enter the ring and drag James Fierce to the corner. Kilroy Evans and Syberus help an upside down Andrew Karnage right side up and to his corner
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: That one goes to James Fierce. Fierce worked down Karnage's leg & neck area, and despite the last minute Black Market Lobotomy, had this round well in control.
Guillermo O'Bannon: This has been everything we were hoping. A big fight feel!
The Shootfighter works on James Fierce's neck, while Soutter runs some smelling salts under his nose. Andrew Karnage looks confident in his corner, staring at Fierce. The ring card girl walks through with a ROUND 6 card
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage gets out of his corner, but gets blindsided with a clothesline to the back of the head!
Fierce waits for Karnage to get to his feet, and then comes at him with a superkick but Karnage ducks and counters with a sambo suplex
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage lifts Fierce on his shoulders in a human torture rack. He drops down to his knees in a derailer! Karnage stands back up to his feet and swings around into a hangman's neckbreaker!!
The Belfast audience cheers. Kilroy Evans pulls out a pie and Soutter's eyes are drawn to it like moth to a flame. Karnage irish whips Fierce into the ropes and dips down for a backdrop, but James Fierce single underhook DDTs him
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce applies a buffalo sleeper, he cranes back with Karnage's neck & trapped arm. Mike Peters asks him if he wants to tap out, and Fierce is sweetening the deal by wrenching him from side to side.
Karnage kicks his legs out, looking for some way to escape. Soutter yells out some encouragement, but Kilroy pulls the pie out of it's box, and his gaze is diverted. Fierce releases the buffalo sleeper, and pulls him up by the hair
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage ducks under an elbow smash and tosses him on his head with a wrist-clutch fisherman's buster!! He lifts Fierce on his shoulders in a fireman's carry and then runs into the center of the ring with a Ground Zero Driver!
The crowd cheers. Karnage applies an STF, and the pop gets louder. James Fierce reaches out for the ropes but is miles away. The front row of Ulster Hall slaps the front railing chanting "TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP!" Soutter pounds on the apron, trying to keep Fierce in the match. Kilroy Evans takes a big wiff of his pie and Soutter can't help but lick his chops
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage twists James Fierce's head to the side, trying to get him to tap out. Fierce reaches up and rakes Andrew's eyes, to escape the STF. Fierce lifts Karnage up in a fireman's carry and then drops him in a DDT!!
The bell rings. Karnage rolls over to the corner, looking pretty woozy. Kilroy Evans sticks a Q-tip up Karnage's nose and cleans out the blood. Karnage says "Ow, ow, ow. Watch it, Kilroy!" Soutter squeezes a wet sponge over James Fierce and tells him "Now it's time to finish him off! Now's the time!"
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I give this round back to Andrew Karnage, it was pretty much even. But Andrew Karnage is really living up to his name as The Head Dropping Uncle.
Guillermo O'Bannon: With three rounds to go, they have to start honing in on a body part and putting it in the kill zone.
Phil Blauer: The kill zone?
A bikini woman walks through holding a ROUND 7 card. Andrew Karnage runs over and hammers Fierce with some forearms. He scoops him up, but Fierce falls behind him in an inverted facelock
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce swings it into an eye of the hurricane! He maintains the inverted facelock and applies a dragon sleeper. He kneels and leans back tilting Karnage's head back towards his ass.
Phil Blauer: Ouch.
Guillermo O'Bannon: He latches his hands together and cranks back on the dragon sleeper. Ron Reid asks Karnage if he wants to give it up, but not just yet! Karnage rakes his eyes to escape the dragon sleeper. He double underhooks Fierce's arms and pulls him up into a double underhook Tiger Buster!!
The fans cheer. Andrew Karnage pulls James Fierce up into a kataha-jime and then drops him on his head with a Lobotomy Suplex!! The audience chants "KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage lifts James Fierce up in a crucifix and then drops down into a black tigerbomb!! Thrill Kill Edge!
The Belfast audience pops as James Fierce lays over to the side. Andrew Karnage hits the ropes a couple times and when Fierce gets to his feet, he gets flipped over with a Nightmare Lariot
Phil Blauer: Nightmare Lariot!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage pulls him up into a powerbomb but when he slams him down, Fierce holds onto his arm and applies a triangle choke!! Way to hang on! He rocks back with Karnage's arm, cutting off any air with his powerful legs.
Karnage tries to slip away but it caught like a rat in a trap. He frantically tries to reach out for the ropes but he's nowhere near. Meanwhile, Kilroy Evans is chowing down on that lemon pie, driving Soutter nuts. James Fierce releases the triangle choke and front facelocks him, dropping down into a guillotine choke
Phil Blauer: I guess James Fierce has found his "kill zone".
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage not moving as frantically as he once was. Ron Reid raises his arm but Karnage keeps it up, and our match continues. James Fierce pulls Andrew Karnage up into a powerbomb and then drops his face on the turnbuckle!!
The bell rings. Both men are exhausted and need help to their corners. The cut over Andrew Karnage's eye is gushing
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: James Fierce won this one, he had Karnage close to tapping out and opened up that cut over his eye.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage looking very woozy and James Fierce seems primed for the kill.
Phil Blauer: Not the kill zo-...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ok, Phil.
James Fierce stands up before the round is over in a show of endurance. Kilroy Evans is furiously trying to stop the Karnage's cut. The bell for ROUND 8 begins
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage charges but James Fierce belly to belly suplexes him! He irish whips Karnage into the ropes but Karnage leaps in the air and lays out Fierce with a Requiem for a Nightmare Lariat!!
The audience leaps to their feet and cheers!! Andrew Karnage grabs a stool from Kilroy Evans and whacks Fierce in the back with it! He puts it down, but James Fierce cracks him in the face with an elbow
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce drives Andrew Karnage's face into the stool with a fameasser!!
Phil Blauer: He could be a quadrapalegic after that! (wipes a tear) Mo Chúisle! Mo Chúisle! Mo Chúisle!
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce climbs to the top turnbuckle and flies off with The Picture Perfect Elbow Drop, but Karnage rolls out of the way!! The bloody mess that is Andrew Karnage lifts Fierce in a vertical suplex into a Karnage Crush Bomb!!
The audience chants "KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!!" Andrew Karnage sits on James Fierce's back and applies a cobra clutch camel clutch
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Sphinx Clutch!! The audience is on their feet, you can barely hear yourself think in here!
Phil Blauer: I hear fine.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage leans back with James Fierce's head & neck with his own arm! He plants his feet and cranes back, and Fierce taps out!!
The crowd erupts and "I'm the One" by Static-X plays. Syberus, Rising Sun, and Kilroy Evans jump into the ring and celebrate with a bloody Andrew Karnage
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "In 2:31 of the Eighth Round; THE WINNER BY SUBMISSION...ANDREW KARNAGE!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage scores a big win in a submission match over James Fierce on pay-per-view.
Phil Blauer: According to my calculations, that would make The Un-Stable 1-1 so far tonight. That's better the Browns are gonna do this year!
fade up on former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone backstage in front of a door with the sign "Medical Staff"
former prowrestling.com internet reporter: Guillermo & Mr. Blauer, the word back here is that former WAW World Heavyweight Champion Christian Sain was severely burned by that fireball Lucifer Jones threw at him in his Hardkore Britain Heavyweight title match. In fact, he's suffering from second degree and blindness in both eyes. No word on wether he'll ever be able to see again. Back to you.
A hell in the cell cage lowers over the ring as the Hardkore World ring crew go to work furiously trying to secure it
Guillermo O'Bannon: Thanks, Boone. That's horrible news. A young lion at the beginning of his career cut down in his prime by a psycho looking to make a wave on pay-per-view. Anyway, folks, coming up is the first ever hell in the cell battle royal to determine the number one contender to Yuku Shiro's Hardkore World Women's Championship. Eight of our top female wrestlers from Hardkore America, Hardkore Canada, Hardkore Britain, and Hardkore Nippon will fight it out until there is one remaining warrior.
"Alice In Hell" by Annihilator plays and Vampira is led by both Judge Death & Psychotic Goth followed to the ring by an entourage of Goths. She threatens to bite anyone as she makes her way to the cage. When she enters the cage she slowly removes her jacket. Vampira snarls
and glares evilly at the ring entrance
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira is our first competitor tonight. She's finally back where she is most comfortable wrestling in her native England, and getting to travel with her boyfriend Psychotic Goth.
Phil Blauer: Yeah. Their like Lita & Matt Hatt Hardy. Except she sucks people dry and discards them when she's through. Well, I guess she is like Lita.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Hell in a Cell Match is an elimination match to determine the number one contender to the HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION! Your referees are Mike Peters & Ron Reid. Accompanied to the ring by Judge Death and Psychotic Goth; Featuring first, from Somewhere in Carpathia; Standing 6 feet 1 inch tall; Weighing 175 pounds...VAMPIRA!!!"
The Belfast fans boo the familiar star. "#1" by Nelly hits the speakers and Shanna walks out. She shows off her body but the Ulster Hall boos her anyway. Shanna sneers and then walks into the cage
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna has had a rough stay in Hardkore World so far. The EAW Women's Champion has had a few tough losses since coming to the West Coast. Tonight, she tries to mow through seven other contenders to get to the head of the line.
Phil Blauer: No cuts.
Yolanda Ando: Shanna wears a white bikini and a white thong with a blue skirt on over the thong. The EAW Women's Title is around her waist.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And from Austin, Texas; Standing 5 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 162 pounds; She is The Current EAW Women's Champion...SHANNA!!!"
The Northern Irish fans boo. Then "Ding" by Seeed! starts and a few seconds go by before Mo appears on the ramp. She stands there with ice cold face expressions. Then she takes a look to her right, then left, before starting her way down to the cage. She slaps some fans' hands on the way down to the aisleway
Guillermo O'Bannon: Speaking of Shanna, Mo defeated Shanna to continue her undefeated streak since becoming a wrestler. She's one of the favorites to win this thing in my mind tonight.
Phil Blauer: In my mind, Mo's wearing a little french maid outfit and telling me how naughty I am for leaving my room so dirty. Was that out loud?
Yolanda Ando: (rubs her ear) And loud.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "From Bottrop, Germany; Standing 5 feet 10 inches tall; Weighing 120 pounds...MO!!!"
"Without Me" by Eminem hits and The Ulster Hall pops. Jane Tyrra walks out to cheers. Jane Tyrra enters the cage and raises her arms to even more applause from the horny Irish crowd
Guillermo O'Bannon: After dominating the competion in Canada, winning the CWE Women's title, Jane Tyrra has been steadily moving up the ranks of Hardkore World. She came out on the winning end of a long feud with Shanna in the war between EAW & CWE, and has recently signed up to headline the women's ranks of Hardkore Canada.
Phil Blauer: No Miester?
Guillermo O'Bannon: That chain match was pretty brutal.
Yolanda Ando: Jane Tyrra wears long black tights with a blue stripe on each side, and a blue tanktop. She also wears a necklace around her neck, with an 'M' pendant attached to it, as a show of love for her boyfriend Miester.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "From Chicago, Illinois; Standing 5 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 160 pounds...JANE TYRRA!!!"
The crowd pops. "No Reason" by Sum 41 plays and the Belfast audience cheers. "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman steps through the curtain on roller skates. She surveys her new audience then skates down to the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman is going to have to be careful rolling around a hell in the cell on roller skates.
Phil Blauer: I read that was Undertaker's original idea but just decided chokeslamming Foley through the roof would be easier on his ankles.
Yolanda Ando: Amanda Kauffman is on fire, literally! She has on a cute black one piece swimsuit with a fire design. Her black wrestling boots have a fire design, with black elbow pads and black knee pads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "From Austin, Texas; Standing 5 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 135 pounds...'HABANERO' AMANDA KAUFFMAN!!!"
"Warning" by The Notorious B.I.G. plays and the Belfast fans cheer. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner smiles at her old friends from the six other Irish Rages she's been on
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner is a legend in these parts, she's won a lot of battles in this building. However, the last time she was in this town she lost her Hardkore World Women's Championship to Tamara Sanchez. Tonight she hopes to get another shot at Yuku Shiro, the woman who beat her in a cage in San Diego last month.
Phil Blauer: Listen to these people. They love her. She could be an honorary Irishwoman. The first black Irish woman since Hattie McDaniel.
Yolanda Ando: Mammy wasn't Irish, Phil. Anjanette Turner is wearing a Lakeshore slate blue one piece slate blue bathing suit and matching boots with her hair flowing.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Now residing in Las Vegas, Nevada; Standing 5 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 130 pounds...'SEXY' ANJANETTE TURNER!!!"
The crowd gives her the biggest reaction so far. The arena darkens as "Frost Bite" by Winter's Night hits. Blue lights come up as snow appears to be falling. Jaclyn Frost walks down to the cage, and walks through the door. She climbs the turnbuckle, and raises his arms
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jaclyn Frost managed Mr. Psycho who scored a win over the Future World Order. However Christian Sain came up short in his attempt to win the Hardkore Britain Championship from Lucifer Jones. If she wins this big match, The Kindred can call this night a win.
Yolanda Ando: Frost wearing a medium-length light blue skirt and a white short-sleeve t-shirt.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And her opponent, from Lowell, Massachusetts; Standing 5 feet 6 inches tall; Weighing 175 pounds...JACLYN FROST!!!"
"Mary Magdelen" by Guns 'n' Roses starts up and a dragon spews fire and fire pyrotechnics burst along ringside entranceway. Dragonatrix appears at ring entrance. She storms ringside through the pyrotechnics and leaps easily onto the ring apron by the cage door. She enters the cage, climbs to the top rope turnbuckle and does a sunset flip into the ring. She gets to her feet posing with her fists on her hips. She snaps her head towards the ring entrance as she retreats to her corner
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dragonatrix is one of the most experienced wrestlers in this match. She's wrestled in ACE Canada, ACE America, the Northern Wrestling Council, APWA, and FWA, as well as winning the Hardkore Nippon Women's Grand Championship off of Jane Tyrra at Budoken Hall in Tokyo.
Yolanda Ando: Dragonatrix wears a green full bodied surfer's suit with a fierce firebreathing dragon on the front, green wrestling boots, green cobra gloves and a green mask that covers her face except for the nose and mouth and her long dark hair flows freely down the bottom of her mask.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "From Hong Kong, China; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 175 pounds; She is The Current HARDKORE NIPPON WOMEN'S GRAND CHAMPION...DRAGONATRIX!!!"
The fans cheer. Mike Peters signals for the bell. Mo pops Anjanette Turner in the face with a sharp jab. Shanna clotheslines Vampira hard to the mat
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra suplexes Vampira in the center of the ring. Amanda Kauffman skates over and hits Mo with a shotei palm strike to her chin! She rolls over to Dragonatrix and clotheslines her!
Phil Blauer: Someone get those skates off her! It's illegal!
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman gets a skating start and shooting star presses Mo! "Sexy" Anjanette Turner drops Mo on the back of her head with a backdrop driver!
Dragonatrix turns Amanda Kauffman around and hits her with several dragon claw strikes to her face and some to her chest, and then Jaclyn Frost drops her with a chick kick
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira pounding Shanna in the back of the head & neck with stiff forearm shots.
Phil Blauer: She's got those metal studded wristbands to help. No fair.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira goes for a powerbomb, but Shanna turns it into a huracanrana!
Amanda Kauffman snaps off the removable skates from her boots. Shanna comes up from behind Anjanette Turner and german suplexes her! Mike Peters slides into position
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Anjanette Turner gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna gets up and catches a hard clothesline from Mo. She headlocks Shanna, and grinds her forearm into Shanna's temple. But Jane Tyrra cracks Mo in the face with a superkick!
Jane Tyrra scoops Mo up and drops her on her knee with a backbreaker. Meanwhile, "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman runs Dragonatrix into the ropes and rolls her up into a japanese leg roll crush
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Dragonatrix kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kauffman gets to her feet and dropkicks Shanna. On the outside of the ring, "Sexy" Anjanette Turner t-bone suplexes Jaclyn Frost's skull into the steel cage!!
The audience pops and a trickle of blood runs down from Frost's scalp. Anjanette Turner rolls back into the ring and sees Mo lying on the mat. Turner gets a running start and handspring backflips splashes her
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Mo kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dragonatrix punches Jane Tyrra in the stomach, and then goes upstairs with some shotei palm strikes to her face & chest. Jaclyn Frost rolls into the ring and comes up from behind Tyrra and back suplexes her.
The Ulster Hall boos. Jaclyn Frost irish whips Shanna into the turnbuckles and rams her shoulder into her stomach a few times. Vampira runs into the corner and monkey flips her out
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira wraps her belt around Amanda Kauffman's neck and tosses her over the top rope! She's hanging Kauffman with that leather belt!
Kauffman's feet kick out as she desperately tries to find the apron for balance. Vampira braces her knee against Amanda's back, and cinches off that belt to choke her even worse
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo dropkicks Vampira in the back, pitching her over the ropes and helping out Amanda Kauffman! She comes up from behind Shanna and full nelsons her, while Anjanette Turner goes to work on Shanna with punches to her face and stomach.
Mo & Anjanette Turner double team Shanna with hard lefts and rights while Mo holds her. Mo then drops her back into a russian legsweep
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira picks Shanna up in a backdrop driver, but Shanna turns it into a stratusfaction bulldog! Shanna grabs a bleeding Jaclyn Frost and irish whips her into the ropes. She takes Frost out with a spinning heel kick!
The fans boo. Shanna leg drops Frost across the neck. Meanwhile Jane Tyrra catches Dragonatrix with a high cross body
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Dragonatrix kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra snap suplexes Jaclyn Frost. She climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Vampira to turn around. When she does, Tyrra jumps off and catches Vampira with a huracanrana!!
The audience pops. On the outside, Shanna is hammering "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman with hard punches. Kauffman ducks one of them and atomic drops Shanna into the steel cage
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman rolls back into the ring and hiptosses a charging Dragonatrix. Vampira comes to get some and catches a stunner for her trouble!
The cheering gets louder. Amanda Kauffman turns around into a hart attack clothesline off the top rope by "Sexy" Anjanette Turner! Turner chicken wings both of Frost's arms behind her
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner double chicken wing suplexes Jaclyn Frost on both of arms!
Phil Blauer: Ow! Now how will she stroke The Kindred's bruised ego?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Turner suplexes Jane Tyrra up into a falcon arrow!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Jane Tyrra gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dragonatrix lays out a busted open Shanna with a hard right hand! She pulls Shanna up by the hair and irish whips her into the ropes, then hits her in the neck with a double cross chop to her throat.
Dragonatrix applies a rear naked choke to Shanna. She clamps down on Shanna's throat, while preventing her from getting any new air with her powerful legs. Meanwhile, Vampira peppering Jane Tyrra's face with several kung fu kicks
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mike Peters checking in to see if Shanna wants to tap out but she refuses. Vampira grabs Jaclyn Frost and sinks her teeth into her cut, drinking her blood! Dragonatrix leans back on the rear naked choke and Shanna taps out!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes 29 seconds; SHANNA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY DRAGONATRIX!!"
Phil Blauer: The Hardkore Nippon Women's Grand Champion Dragonatrix unleashed one of her dangerous submissions and took care of the first elimination.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jaclyn Frost is now a bloody mess after Vampira went to work on her with those fangs. Vampira then pounds her into the chest with a heart punch.
Mo cracks Vampira in the back of the head with an enzuigiri kick. Jane Tyrra drops an elbow on Vampira's chest and makes a cover
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Vampira kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman irish whips Jaclyn Frost into the ropes and then hits her with a flying body press!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jaclyn Frost kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner ducks under a right hand from Dragonatrix, and back suplexes her. Turner tosses her over the ropes, but Dragonatrix catches the top rope and flips back in but Mo runs and hits Dragonatrix under the chin with a high knee that sends her back to the floor!
The audience cheers. Vampira twists Jane Tyrra's arm and climbs up onto the ropes. She tight rope walks along the rope and then comes down on Tyrra's shoulder with a forearm smash
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo headbutts Jane Tyrra. She shoots Tyrra into the ropes, but when she goes for a huracanrana, Jane turns it into a powerbomb!!
The crowd pops. Jane Tyrra climbs up to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a 747 splash on Mo
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Mo kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Meanwhile, "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman arm drags Jaclyn Frost across the ring. She holds on to Frost's arm with an armbar. She clamps down on Frost's twisted arm.
"Sexy" Anjanette Turner stands on the top turnbuckle and waits for Vampira to turn around. When she does she leaps off and helicopter huracanaranas her!! Ron Reid checks in to see if a blood drenched Jaclyn Frost wants to submit to Kauffman's armbar
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner rolls out of the ring and lifts Dragonatrix up into an inverted crucifix. She gets a running start and reverse razor's edges Dragonatrix's face into the cage!!
The audience cheers as Dragonatrix's face slides down the chain mesh. Meanwhile, inside the ring, Jacklyn Frost works her way to her feet and hiptosses Kauffman off of her with her armbarred arm
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jaclyn Frost runs at Kauffman and slams her into the mat with an STO! Vampira is standing on the top turnbuckle, waiting for Frost to turn around, but Jane Tyrra pulls her down by the leg and crotches her on the turnbuckle!
Jaclyn Frost climbs to the second turnbuckle and superplexes Vampira, rolling on top of her in a pin
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Vampira kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jaclyn Frost inverted facelocks Vampira and twists her into a test drive called a Touch of Frost!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Vampira kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Frost front facelocks Vampira, but Vampira backdrops her. She punches Frost in the throat, and then tags her in her lower back with a hard kung fu kick. Dragonatrix takes Frost out with a bicycle kick to her temple!
Dragonatrix tattoos "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman with several knife edge chops to her chest that you can hear in the cheap seats of Ulster Hall. Meanwhile, Mo is on the apron, and pulls on the rope, slingshotting herself on the middle of the top rope
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo springboard legdrops Jaclyn Frost!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jaclyn Frost kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra grabs Mo by the hair, but Mo swings around with a european uppercut! She german suplexes Tyrra!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 22 minutes 32 seconds; JANE TYRRA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY MO!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dragonatrix irish whips Jaclyn Frost into the ropes, and dips her head down for a backdrop, but Frost turns it into a neckbreaker!
Frost lifts Dragonatrix up in a vertical suplex and then drops her into a brainbuster! She applies a STF on the Hardkore Nippon Women's Grand Champion
Guillermo O'Bannon: Frost pulls up on Dragonatrix's head & neck, wrenching her head to the side in that STF. Meanwhile "Sexy" Anjanette pulls Amanda Kauffman up into a powerbomb but Habanero rolls up and swings around on to her shoulders. She rolls up the 5 time Hardkore World Women's Champion in a victory roll!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mike Peters checks in with Dragonatrix, who is refusing to tap out to Jaclyn Frost's STF. "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman spins into a uraken back punch to Mo's face. She irish whips Mo into the ropes and takes her out with a flying leg lariot!
The audience cheers. Jaclyn Frost releases the STF and climbs to the top turnbuckle. She leaps off with a huracanrana but Anjanette Turner catches her legs and powerbombs her
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner inverted facelocks Frost and twists her into a test drive!! Turner climbs to the top turnbuckle and then backflips into a moonsault on Frost, Dragonatrix, Vampira, Mo, & Kauffman!!!
Ulster Hall erupts as Turner takes out the entire match. Vampira staggers to her feet and full nelsons Mo. She drops back into a dragon suplex
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira pulls up Mo up for another full nelson, and gives her a second dragon suplex! She pulls her up into a third dragon suplex and holds the bridge!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Mo rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo gets to her feet but Dragonatrix comes off the top with an axe kick to the back of her head! Vampira picks Mo up in a hanging suplex and then drops into a jackhammer!! Vampira Driver!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Mo kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira grabs Mo by the arm and drops down to a triangle choke. She rocks back on the arm, scissoring her legs around Mo's neck. Dragonatrix pulls Amanda Kauffman up and running Dragon Bombs her over the ropes, bashing the back of her head against the steel cage wall!!!
The Belfast fans gasp as Kauffman's skull smacks the cold steel and then she falls to the concrete floor. Ron Reid asks Mo if she wants to tap out to the triangle choke but she refuses. Dragonatrix climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off catching her with a huracanrana
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo uppercuts her way out of that triangle choke from Vampira. Jaclyn Frost kicks Dragonatrix in the stomach, and drives her face into the mat with a Frosty pedigree!!
The fans boo. Amanda Kauffman rolls back into the ring. She has a trickle of blood running down her back from a cut on the back of her head. Jaclyn Frost irish whips Kauffman but Amanda reverses it and shoots Frost into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman picks Frost up and drops her on her head with a emerald frosion!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 27 minutes 24 seconds; JACLYN FROST HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY 'HABANERO' AMANDA KAUFFMAN!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira takes those long nails and applies a heart claw to Mo's chest, drawing some blood. Mo cries out in agony and Ron Reid asks her if she wants to tap out.
Mo shakes her head. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner comes up from behind Kauffman and lifts her in a back suplex, but then drops her legs on the top rope for a slingshot german suplex
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Amanda Kauffman kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dragonatrix grabs Mo by the hair and smashes her in the nose with a hard right kung fu punch that drops her. She irish whips Mo into the ropes, but Mo comes back with a clothesline.
Mo side suplexes Dragonatrix. Vampira dives off the top turnbuckle and takes "Sexy" Anjanette Turner out with a clothesline
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira's Curse!! Vampira climbs back up to the top turnbuckle again and backflips into a shooting star press on Turner!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman is on the floor with Mo and applies a bearhug. She tightens her grip on Mo's lower back. Mo refusing to submit to Ron Reid, so Kauffman bashes her head into the cage!
"Habanero" Amanda Kauffman rolls into the ring and gets underneath Vampira and lifts her up into a human torture rack. She flips Vampira onto her head with a burning hammer
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Vampira kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Mo trips her and crotches her on the turnbuckle. Dragonatrix climbs to the second rope and butterflies her arms. She double underhook Dragon DDTs Kauffman off the second rope!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Amanda Kauffman kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dragonatrix applies a cobra clutch on Mo and spins her round & round, making her leave her feet. Once she has her at a good height, she drops her down into a sidewalk slam!! Dragon Crunch! She maintains the cobra clutch on the mat.
Ron Reid asks Mo if she wants to submit but she shakes her head. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner pulls Amanda Kauffman up into a back suplex and then turns it into a blue thunder bomb
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Amanda Kauffman claps her legs together on Anj's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dragonatrix applies pressure to the back of Mo's neck, while pulling back on her arm. Anjanette Turner scoops up Kauffman and does a corkscrew tombstone!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Amanda Kauffman gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dragonatrix releases the Cobra Crunch. She irish whips Mo into the ropes, but Mo ducks under a cross chop. When Dragonatrix gets to her feet, Mo drops her with a flatliner!
Vampira turns around into a spear by Mo! Mo irish whips Vampira into the ropes, and then belly to belly suplexes her over the ropes to the floor below
Guillermo O'Bannon: But Vampira hangs onto the top rope, and pulls herself back into the ring. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner is on the top turnbuckle looking to hit Amanda Kauffman, but Vampira runs up the ropes and drops her with a chokeslam off the top rope!! Carpathian Slam!
The audience boos. Vampira applies a giant octopus on Anjanette Turner. Turner screams in pain, and then Vampira rolls it into a cradle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gothic Stretcher Device!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 33 minutes and 23 seconds; 'SEXY' ANJANETTE TURNER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY VAMPIRA!!"
Phil Blauer: The tables have turned now. Vampira and Dragonatrix are stablemates in Judge Death's Court. Mo and Amanda Kauffman have to team up if they hope to survive this match. Maybe even kiss a little if they want.
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman grabs Vampira by the arm and drops down into a code red armbreaker! She applies an shortarm scissorslock to Vampira's arm.
Dragonatrix grabs Mo by the hair and tosses her head first through the ropes to the floor below! Kauffman pushes Vampira's arm towards her face with that arm scissors. Dragonatrix gets a running start and somersault sentons over the ropes onto Mo on the floor!! The audience boos
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid checks in with Vampira but she's not submitting. Kauffman loosens the arm scissors, and fireman's carries her into an armbreaker. Dragonatrix slides back into the ring, and then gets a running start, then jumps on the top rope. She springboards off and splashes Mo, smashing her into the cage wall!!
The boos get louder. Dragonatrix rolls Mo into the ring, and climbs in herself. Mo bashes her in the face with a jab. Then Mo suplexes her over the ropes and drops her on her head with a brainbuster
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Vampira pulls her leg down and crotches her on the turnbuckle. Vampira climbs up on the second turnbuckle, and samoan drops her!! Carpathian Slam!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Mo kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira gets up but "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman chicken wings both of her arms behind her. Kauffman lifts Vampira up in a double flying hammerlock!
The Belfast fans cheer, while Kauffman bounces Vampira up & down on her own elbows. Mike Peters asks Vampira if she wants to submit and Vampira looks close before Dragonatrix clips Kauffman's knees to break up the double chicken wing
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dragonatrix peppers Kauffman's face with some shotei palm strikes. Meanwhile, Mo DDTs Vampira!
Mo kicks Dragonatrix in the back of the knee to send her to her knees, and then she swings with a shining wizard kick to Dragonatrix's temple
Guillermo O'Bannon: Evo! Meanwhile, Vampira punches Kauffman in the stomach, and then hammers her with lefts and rights until she opens up a cut over her eye! Kauffman blocks one and karate chops Vampira in the neck to get her off of her.
Kauffman checks her eye for blood, and then goes into a rage. She hauls off and heart punches Vampira in the chest
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dragonatrix tosses Mo over the top rope to the floor. She jumps up on the top rope, and springboards off into a corkscrew moonsault that smashes Mo into the cage!!
Dragonatrix rolls Mo into the ring. She rolls in and twists Mo's arm. She climbs up the ropes and tightrope walks along the top rope. Dragonatrix jumps off and legdrops the back of Mo's elbow!! Mo rolls around, clutching her elbow
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dragonatrix climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a huracanrana, but Mo catches her legs and spinning powerbombs her!! She russian legsweeps Dragonatrix and then jumps onto the middle of the second rope. Mo backflips into a lionsault!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 39 minutes 11 seconds; DRAGONATRIX HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY MO!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Now we're down to three. Vampira, Mo, and Amanda Kauffman have turned this into a hell in the cell threeway dance! Amanda Kauffman scoops Mo up and shoulderbreakers the arm that Dragonatrix legdropped a second ago.
Mo growls in pain. Kauffman grabs ger by the arm and flips her over into an ipponzei judo throw
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kauffman chicken wings Mo's arm behind her and hammerlock suplexes her!
Mo grabs her arm, stomping her feet into the mat. Vampira hops onto the middle of the second rope and asai corkscrew moonsaults on both Kauffman & Mo!! The fans boo
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira lifts Kauffman up onto her shoulders in an electric chair and then drops back into an ocean cyclone suplex! Vampira applies a kataha-jime on Kauffman!
Vampira clamps down on Kauffman's throat while keeping her from getting any new air with a body scissors. Mike Peters asks her if she wants to tap out but a bloody Amanda refuses
Phil Blauer: Mo stomps Vampira until she breaks the kataha-jime choke, which is not in her best interest. If Kauffman taps, she's one step closer to winning this thing.
Guillermo O'Bannon: After 41 minutes of brutal action, I can't blame the girl for not thinking straight. She irish whips Vampira into the ropes and knocks her down to the mat with a shoulderblock.
Amanda Kauffman sits on Vampira's back and pulls up on her arm by the wrist. She plants her feet and rows back on the arm, making Vampira clinch her fist in agony. Mo puts the boots to Vampira's exposed side and kidneys
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman continuing to work down both ladies' arms.
Phil Blauer: She's like one of the legendary Anderson brothers. Without the body hair and beer gut.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo climbs to the top turnbuckles and Kauffman releases the kneeling wakigatame. Kauffman trips Mo on the turnbuckle, and Vampira climbs to the second turnbuckle. Vampira V-Bombs Mo off the second rope!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Mo gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman pulls Mo up into a back suplex, but Mo turns it into a bulldog! She ducks a kung fu punch by Vampira and release german suplexes her!
Mo climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press!! The fans leap to their feet
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo Curler!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 43 minutes 50 seconds; VAMPIRA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY MO!!"
Phil Blauer: And we're down to two!
Guillermo O'Bannon: After nearly 45 minutes of beating each other half to death in a hell in the cell, it's down to rookie Mo and decorated veteran "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman.
Phil Blauer: Kauffman's bloodier than this steak I got here.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil, don't eat at the announce table. I'm not gonna tell you again. Amanda Kauffman twists Mo's arm, and then turns it into a wristlock. She forces Mo into a tough looking bridge there.
Mo finds some strength, and comes back up; forcing Kauffman down to the mat! Mo tries to shake some feeling into her arm while Kauffman complains about a hair-pull. Ron Reid shrugs and says "I don't care."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo snaps a jab to Amanda's chin, then lifts Kauffman up into a fireman's carry. She drops her in an FU!
Mo grabs Kauffman in a headlock, but Amanda pushes her off into the ropes. When Mo comes back, Kauffman pounds her in the chest with a kick to her heart
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman applies a crippler crossface on Mo! She leans back with Mo's head & arm in her linked fingers, trying to cash in on that arm the entire division's been working on.
Mike Peters asks Mo if she wants to submit but she refuses. Kauffman readjusts her grip and then yanks back on the crippler crossface. Mo rolls her into a cradle
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Amanda Kauffman releases the crippler crossface)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman rolls up on her shoulders and goes for a victory roll but Mo drops her throat on the top rope! She punches Kauffman in the stomach so hard she throws up a little.
Phil Blauer: That happened to me in high school.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo applies a sleeper hold...
Phil Blauer: Ok, every day in high school.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo gets that forearm right underneath Kauffman's chin, and thrashes her head from side to side. Kauffman goes down to one knee and both her arms fall limply to her side.
Mo demands Ron Reid test her arms. Reid lifts Amanda Kauffman's arm but she keeps it up. The Northern Irish fans applaud. Kauffman finds the strength to stand back up and then drops down to her knees, shooting the top of her head through Mo's chin
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman grabs Mo in a 3/4 nelson and then runs up the ropes into a sliced bread #2!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Mo kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kauffman pulls Mo up by the hair and flips her up onto her shoulder, then stiffly drops her with a samurai driver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Mo rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman applies an abdominal stretch. Mo is too weak to fight it, and is stretched to capacity.
Mike Peters asks Mo if she wants to submit. Mo is too exhausted to answer. Peters raises Mo's arm and she keeps it up. Kauffman plants her foot and wrenches back on the abdominal stretch
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo hiptosses her way out of the abdominal stretch but the damage is done. She irish whips Kauffman into the ropes and knocks her for a loop with a chick kick!
The Belfast fans cheer. Mo climbs to the top turnbuckle and then leaps off, frog splashing Kauffman
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Amanda Kauffman kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo pulls Amanda Kauffman into her legs and butterflies her arms. She pedigrees Kauffman's face into the canvas, leaving a large blood smear!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Amanda Kauffman gets her foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press but Kauffman puts her knees up into Mo's stomach!! Amanda Kauffman applies an inverted facelock, and steps up onto the second turnbuckle. She jumps off into a reverse tornado DDT!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Mo gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman lifts Mo in a fireman's carry, and then runs into the center of the ring with a death valley bomb!
Kauffman lifts Mo on her shoulder and then tucks her head under her arm. She runs into the center of the ring dropping her on the back of her head with an island driver! Kauffman pulls Mo up into a sitting position and then places her leg behind Mo's neck so that the back of her knee is on the neck. Then Kauffman drops down on her side and reaches under her shin around the side Mo's neck and links her hands, squeezing Mo's neck
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kauffman applies her leg scissors sleeper!! She clamps down on Mo's neck with both her legs and arms. Ron Reid checks in to see if Mo wants to submit but she refuses. Kauffman forces Mo's head forward with her leg increasing the pain.
The front row of the Ulster Hall slaps the railing chanting "TAP!! TAP!! TAP!! TAP!! TAP!!" Reid asks Mo if she wants to submit again but doesn't get an answer. He tests her arm and it falls to the mat. Reid signals for the bell and the audience erupts. "No Reason" by Sum 41 plays and Amanda Kauffman releases her leg scissors sleeper
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 48 minutes 56 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...'HABANERO' AMANDA KAUFFMAN!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: After close to an hour of intense action, Amanda Kauffman emerges as the premier blue chipper of Hardkore World's women's division.
As the hell in the cell cage is raised and dismantled, Amanda Kauffman stands on the second turnbuckle celebrating. The Belfast audience chants "KAUFF-MAN!! KAUFF-MAN!! KAUFF-MAN!! KAUFF-MAN!! KAUFF-MAN!!" Her friend Heather runs down to the ring and helps her celebrate. Mo leaves to a standing ovation from the Belfast fans
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman now recieves a title shot at Yuku Shiro at the Staples Center in Los Angeles!
Phil Blauer: I hope she knows what she's doing, as many people have learned, it's one thing to get a shot, it's a completely different World to defeat Yuku Shiro.
Yolanda Ando: Don't be a downer, Phil. You go Manda!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Congrats to Mo as well. She got as close as anyone could come but the three time CWF Women's Champion Kauffman just had the jump on her.
The audience continues to chant her name while Heather raises Kauffman's arm in victory
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hello ladies and gentleman, and welcome to Northern Ireland, or Ulster as it's called. We're here in historic Ulster Hall. Originally built in 1859, designed by William J Barre. It's been the host of countless concerts over the past 145 years but also the last six Irish Rage in Belfast pay-per-views! I'm Guillermo O'Bannon...
Phil Blauer: (flips his riot helmet plastic shield up) And I'm Phil Blauer, here in Northern Ireland, the home of white terrorism. "The understandable terrorism". And if I don't make it out of here tonight. Tell my cat I like him.
Guillermo O'Bannon: But you don't.
Phil Blauer: (flips the plastic shield back down) He doesn't have to know that. It's a constant chess match between me and Mr. Mittens. (flips the shield back up and looks at the camera) Your move, Mittens.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tonight it's gonna get messy. We have matches that have been boiling for the past few months, and tonight they'll explode.
Phil Blauer: Sounds like Yolanda's cooking.
Hardkore World fashion reporter Yolanda Ando smacks Phil, but the riot helmet hurts her hand
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion Syberus and Hardkore West Coast Champion Paul Soutter have beef from November when Paul Soutter broke Syberus' ribs during an impromptu title defense of Syberus' West Coast title during a Hardkore Rocky Mountains show. Syberus was on the shelf until February, and swore revenge.
Phil Blauer: Took him long enough. What was he waiting for the year anniversary?
Guillermo O'Bannon: No, he was waiting to be able to defend his Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship against him. Things boiled over at last month's show in San Diego. After a six man tag team match, Syberus & Soutter traded backstage assaults to try and soften one another up for tonight. But Paul Soutter has a completely different mindset. This is his first Hardkore World Heavyweight title shot. He will try to put Syberus on a stretcher one more time and win his first World Championship of his storied career. Then there's a match that'll pit two former Hardkore World Champions battling for the Hardkore America title. Robert Hunglestien III tries to take the championship from Rated X, with a bum leg.
Phil Blauer: Lucifer Jones got a little taste of revenge for that long ago swerve. Like all most of the food I've been forced to eat this week, it was a dish served cold.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X and Robert Hunglestien III have been chomping on the bit for months for this match so they can finally get their hands on each other.
Phil Blauer: When you say it like that, it sounds kinda gay.
Guillermo O'Bannon: There is an ambulance parked out back for our Hardkore World Women's Championship match.
Phil Blauer: Not anymore. I had it towed for parking in my space. I don't know how many times I gotta do that.
Guillermo O'Bannon: In Phoenix, Yuku Shiro defeated Tamara Sanchez for the Hardkore World Women's Championship which always puts a lady in a pretty tough spot. Tammy has used that sledgehammer to break the arms and legs of anyone who has even touched that belt in the past two years. Tonight she has an entire match devoted to putting someone in the hospital.
Phil Blauer: How nice for Tammy.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then an Irish Rage in Belfast tradition, we string up the barbed wire but this time it's for the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title. "Platinum" Pat Bozzini puts his title on the line against Rising Sun. Sun have a feud that goes back to their Conneticut Chain Match in February. Then Pat defeated Rising Sun for that Light Heavyweight title in a ladder match in May in Albuquerque. Over in UCW, Rising Sun got some revenge when he cost Bozzini his UCW World Triple Crown Championship in a match with Mark Deal. Now it's time for them to put it on the line in a barbed wire match tonight.
Phil Blauer: Poor Pat. When he won the World Light Heavyweight title he must have thought he was in store for technical wrestling clinics. Instead he's had to survive an electrified steel cage match and now a barbed wire match.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then we have a continuation of one of Hardkore World and Irish Rage in Belfast's biggest feud. This scaffold hanging over our heads is a...Phil, did you hang your laundry off of that?
Phil Blauer: I didn't have any clean shirts.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira and Kilroy Evans will continue their bloody feud that has spanned the past two years. They've tried to settle it in barbed wire, tied together with dog collars, a double hell match, barbed wire bomb matches, and now one will be thrown from 25 feet in the air. Then we lower that hell in the cell cage that's over the scaffold for our huge women's elimination match.
Phil Blauer: I wondered why our ring crew was so cranky. Hey Vince Killer! I don't want to be one of those people but can you get my delicates off the scaffold before that match starts?
Head of the Hardkore ring crew Vince Killer headbutts Phil's lunch
Phil Blauer: My lettuce quesadilla! You know how hard it is to explain to these whiskey stewed micks how to make one of those?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro's eight top contenders will battle it out in a hell in a cell cage to see who will face her in Los Angeles. There's a brand new youth movement in the Hardkore World women's ranks and one of these ladies want to take the brass ring tonight. Then there's a submission match that will show who is the quintessential mat technician on the West Coast. Andrew Karnage and James Fierce wrestled in Phoenix to see who would face Rated X for the Hardkore America Championship. Fierce nearly broke X's neck again, but went to a time limit draw.
Phil Blauer: Hunglestien has a good point. I asked Jonnie about expanding the time limit to 60 minutes, he nearly choked on his sushi. Something about most Hardkore matches going 20 minutes and only having the buildings rented for so long. Sounds like a bunch of double talk to me. So I politely thanked him and walked out to tell Boone what I think about him.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jonnie or Boone?
Phil Blauer: Jonnie. Everyone knows Boone's a jerkoff.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Dad says boys don't cry. Hold it in Boone-ster.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then there's a Sadistic Madness Match between Adrian Tanner Jr. and strongman Dan Stein. This is a match where you have to bust open your opponent before you can pin him. Tanner and Stein have been feuding in the Land Down Under and now take their feud to the Emerald Island.
Phil Blauer: You can pin someone before making them bleed in Hardkore World? When did that start? No one tells me anything!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then there's the first threeway chain match in Hardkore World history. "The Unlucky One" 13 is linked with Miester and the Future World Order's Big Mark Evans. The three of these guys will rip and tear one another with that chain to be the first guy to tag all four corners.
Phil Blauer: If you need an idea of what three large men chained to one another looks like, I've taken the liberty of taking one of Boone's magazines from under his matress here and...
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Hey aren't Johnny Parker and Vindication fighting in a straightjacket match?
Guillermo O'Bannon: (checks his notes) Uh, oh yeah. I'll be damned. Says it right here, Vindication & Johnny Parker, straightjacket match.
Phil Blauer: I like matches were you have to put people into things or on things. Like the stretcher match in our main event, or all those weasel suit classics that Bobby Heenan had with Ultimate Warrior. People laugh when I said you could mention them in the same breath as Flair/Steamboat.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: And?
Phil Blauer: That's it, they just laughed.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then we have a last man standing match between Christian Sain and Lucifer Jones. Jones took issue with something Christian Sain said and brutally attacked him before his match with Mr. 100 back in February. Tonight Sain tries to get some revenge.
Phil Blauer: That's a pretty tall order. We're talking about a former Hardkore America Heavyweight Champion who recently injured Hunglestien's leg.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn's comeback continues as he takes on Ryan Champion. Champion just got out of a feud with Miester and is looking to place his name among the immortals with a win over the legendary Cobryn.
Phil Blauer: Don't I have a win over Cobryn?
Guillermo O'Bannon: No, you have a win over Boone on that Olsen Twin video game.
Phil Blauer: That's right. I got Ashley to the dance first.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Indeed sir, and looking smoking yet elegant in that strapless evening gown.
Phil Blauer: A classic never dies, Matthew.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then we see hometown boy Kieran O'Shea have his first match in his native Ireland. He teams with Mr. Psycho to take on the Future World Order. Now, let's go to our first participant, who is standing by backstage.
The Shootfighter is in the locker room waiting for his match with Vinnie Silvestri, Jr. He is wearing his black knee length wrestling tights and black wrestling boots and his chest length dark hair is tied in a pony tail. He is putting on his black tight robe with a red dragon on the front
The Shootfighter: "Just when I thought I would be facing some so-called rookie. I find out that the little punk quit. Typical isn't it? You want to prove yourself to be a man and suddenly you leave like a coward, because you see the bloodshed that occurs in this promotion."
(He ties up his robe and looks at the camera.)
The Shootfighter: "Corey Rebellion sure proved he was just that and then some. He quit like the coward he is. So I was left without an opponent until I was told it was Vinnie Silvestri, Jr. I've seen your matches and I respect your abilities. You're one of those surpise wrestlers that can beat you at any time. The kind of wrestler who can pull off an upset when you least expect..."
(The Shootfighter's face grows dark.)
The Shootfighter: "At least until tonight. You see I'm a man possessed tonight. I'm determined to exercise this demon that has been taunting me. Rage In Belfast is where I was on the verge of winning the Hardkore World Light-Heavyweight Title but was screwed by one Zach Daniels. Tonight I shall settle with you Vinnie Silvestri, Jr. I'll be the one who shall show no mercy to anyone. Not even you. In the ring I am all business and I don't care who I hurt as long as I am the one who is left standing and victorious."
(The Shootfighter goes over and gets his stainless steel singapore cane. He begins to twirl it fast.)
The Shootfighter: "You see Silvestri I'm ruthless and I am relentless in the ring. I know you may be one of the Warhammer Corp. I've had my share of wars with them and the ring ran with blood and we dished out pain by the seconds. Still I'm am here and I'm not going to give you or anyone I face a break. You'll see for yourself when we face off tonight."
(The Shootfighter's face grows angrier.)
The Shootfighter: "When it comes right down to it! The Shootfighter's been in the ring for quite awhile and everyone asks why I don't change my style! I'll tell you why?! It's because I'm not like those weaklings who think that they can change their gimmick or their side of the fence! They think they can get ahead, but as it turns out their gimmick or change of heart and style doesn't go over and they pay for it! Me?! I'm one of those people who likes just the way he is!"
(He slowly goes over to the camera a look of hate, rage and fury on his face as he sticks his face into the camera.)
The Shootfighter: "Vinnie Silvestri, Jr. I shall prove to you why The Shootfighter never changes his style! It's been working for me for quite awhile and when I unleash my hate, rage and fury on you it's going to be painful to you and I shall make sure you see your own blood! I shall make sure you get a lesson in pain and blood so severe that you'll see why The Shootfighter has remained so ruthless and unmerciful all these years! You shall realize it and learn a lot!"
(He screams and turns smashing his stainless steel singapore cane into a trashcan.)
The Shootfighter: "Silvestri prepare for your stay in the hospital and prepare to pay in pain! Prepare for Mortal Kombat!"
The camera slowly fades to Ulster Hall. "Mortal Kombat" by The Immortals plays and the audience cheers. The Shootfighter stalks ringside followed by Judge Death. He gets into the ring, takes off his robes slowly and glares at the entrance with intense hate, rage and fury. Then he crosses his arms as he continues to glare at the entrance
Guillermo O'Bannon: The last time Shootfighter was in Northern Ireland, he lost his Hardkore West Coast title to Zach Daniels in a mask in a threeway with "Giant" Baba O'Reilly. He's hoping to erase that loss out of the Ulster fans' minds tonight with a win over Vincent Silvestri Jr.
Phil Blauer: The Shootfighter's always a huge draw in Northern Ireland. Ever since his war with "The Brain" Allen Anderson and his Warhammer Corporation in this building 10 years ago, Shootfighter merchandise flies off the shelves.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Yeah, these foam rubber singapore canes are awesome.
Boone swats Yolanda on the ass
Yolanda Ando: Ow! Knock it off, Matt. The Shootfighter wears knee length black wrestling tights, black wrestling boots, sharp studded forearm pads and a tight black robe with a red dragon on the back and wields a stainless steel singapore cane.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to Ulster Hall where Hardkore Jonnie Valentine and Hardkore World presents Irish Rage in Belfast 2006!"
Crowd roars
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by his manager, Judge Death; From Bangkok, Thailand; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 235 pounds; The Current HARDKORE NIPPON WESTERN PACIFIC CHAMPION...THE SHOOTFIGHTER!!!"
The crowd cheers The Shootfighter. Then "Ceiling Fan in Spoon" by Lemonhead hits just in tune with a RV backfiring. Then an RV rolls into the Ulster Hall
Phil Blauer: Ahhh!! Pikeys! Here, Guillermo...hold my watch.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vincent Silvestri making his return to Hardkore World for the first time since December 2004 when he accompanied Darlene down to the ring for a match with Horror Girl. His last match with us was at Hardkore Helloween 2004 when he was eliminated from the barbed wire battle royal by Paul Soutter.
Vincent Silvestri comes out of the RV with a whiskey bottle in hand. He chugs the whiskey and tosses it at a fan and laughs
Phil Blauer: This is a town where they will catch that bottle and drink whatever's left.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by his girlfriend, Darlene; from the Mean Parks of Riverside, California; Standing 6 feet 1 inch tall; Weighing in at 235 pounds of whiskey; hailing from the mean parks of Riverside, California...'THE LORD OF THE FLIES' VINCENT SILVESTRI!!!"
Vincent enters the ring and sits down on the canvas and leans back against the turnbuckle, as he waits for the match to start. Mike Peters signals for the bell and The Shootfighter attacks him with a some muy thai kicks to his face and chest! Ulster Hall pops
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter irish whips Silvestri into the ropes but Silvestri comes back with a clothesline.
The Northern Irish fans boo. Silvestri pulls him up by the ponytail, but Shootfighter blocks a punch with his forearm. He counter with a muy thai strike to Silvestri's nose
Phil Blauer: Some blood trickling out of that nose already. We have our first blood of the night.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Silvestri staggers back after another muy thai strike to that nose, and then Shootfighter nearly takes his head off with a russian sickle!
The fans nearly blow the roof of the Ulster Hall. Shootfighter pulls him up by the hair, but Silvestri rakes his eyes. He scoops Shootfighter up and bodyslams him
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter blocks another one of Silvesti's punches and peppers his chest with dragon claw strikes. He applies a heart claw and uses his other arm to apply a claw to his face.
The Shootfighter applies pressure to his temples, causing Silvestri to go down to one knee. Darlene looks on, concerned. Mike Peters asks Silvestri if he wants to submit but he shakes his head
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter switches it up and applies a claw hold to both of Vinny Silver's carotid arteries in his shoulders.
Phil Blauer: Silvestri in some pain there. There's no shame in giving it up here. I give up all the time. I don't even feel like finishing this thought.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vincent Silvestri comes up with an uppercut to Shootfighter's balls!
Phil Blauer: Or bollocks in this region.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Silvestri with a textbook suplex in the center of the ring.
Silvestri sits up and smiles. The Belfast fans boo and jeer. Darlene is on the outside applauding, then rolls Silvestri a bottle of whiskey. Vincent takes a swig
Guillermo O'Bannon: Silvestri sprays all that whiskey out of his mouth on to The Shootfighter!
Phil Blauer: Careful! These Irish are liable to tear him apart if he's covered in whiskey. That's why Nick Nolte can't make it out of Dublin alive.
The boos get louder. Silvestri applies a front facelock and flattens himself out, laying on top of the back of Shootfighter's neck
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vincent Silvestri clamping down on Shootfighter's neck with both hands. Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap out but it's still too early.
Phil Blauer: Shootfighter getting a taste of his own medicene here. How do you like getting choked? It's not fun, is it?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shootfighter working his way to his feet and backdrops Silvestri over his shoulder. He applies a keylock to Silvestri's arm. He thrashes it from side to side.
The crowd lets out some scattered honks from the hundreds of air horns in the audience. Peters checks in to see if Silvestri wants to submit, but he shakes his head. Shootfighter wrenches up on his arm again
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shootfighter twists Silvestri's arm and delivers several dragon claw strikes to the back of his shoulder. He pushes Vincent down to his belly and steps into an STF but applies a crippler crossface!!
The fans roar as Shootfighter pulls up on Silvestri's head & arm with his fingers locked together. Mike Peters crouches over him asking him if he wants to submit. Darlene keeps yelling "Hold on, baby. Hold on!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vincent Silvestri screaming in agony, but The Shootfighter keeping on task. Darlene pushes the bottom rope out far enough for Silvestri to grab and he gets it. Peters makes Shootfighter break The Shootfighter Crossface. The Shootfighter snap suplexes Silvestri.
The audience cheers. Shootfighter pops his hips and rolls back up into a second and third. The Belfast fans chant "EDDIE! EDDIE! EDDIE! EDDIE! EDDIE!" He pulls Silvestri up in a front facelock and then smashes his back & neck with stiff forearms
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shootifighter pulls him up by the hair, but Vincent comes up swinging with a right hand. Another stiff shot to Shootfighter's chops.
Phil Blauer: Careful here, Silvestri does not want to get into a fist fight with The Shootfighter. Just like I found out when I tangled with Dakota Fanning.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vincent Silvestri lifts The Shootfighter by the throat with both hands and throttles him with a choke. He tosses Shootfighter down hard onto the back of his head.
Ulster Hall rocks with boos. Shootfighter sits up, but Silvestri punt kicks him across the jaw. Silvestri measures him and then drops a leg across Shootfighter's throat
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vincent Silvestri irish whips Shootfighter into the ropes but he ducks under Vinny's clothesline. He tears into Silvestri's chest with several knife edge chops.
The Belfast fans "WOO" with each blistering chop. Shootfighter chops him back into the ropes, and then shoots him into the other side of the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vincent Silvestri comes back with a spinning leg lariot! But Shootfighter rolls out of the way of a leg drop, and tags him with a few muy thai kicks to his kneecap. Another stiff kick to his ankle takes him off his feet. He wraps up his legs and turns him over into a scorpion deathlock.
The Shootfighter leans back in a liontamer style of the sharpshooter. The Northern Irish audience chants "SHOOT-FIGHTA! SHOOT-FIGHTA! SHOOT-FIGHTA! SHOOT-FIGHTA! SHOOT-FIGHTA!" Vincent Silvestri reaches out for the ropes, but The Shootfighter keeps him stuck in the middle of the ring. Darlene argues with Mike Peters, but Shootfighter gets his attention by screaming "Ask him!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter pulls back on his twisted legs, putting pressure on his back and knees. Silvestri finally grabs the ropes and Mike Peters forces him to break the The ShootCrab. The Shootfighter irish whips Silvestri into the ropes and dips down for a backdrop but Silvestri reverses with a corkscrew neckbreaker!
Ulster Hall boos. Vincent Silvestri wipes some more blood from his nose. Then he irish whips The Shootfighter into the ropes and spinebusters him hard into the mat! He floats over into a pin
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vincent Silvestri pulls Shootfighter up by the hair, but Shootfighter gives him a reciept for that low blow! He lifts Silvestri up into a human torture rack and spins him around in a backbreaker. He drops him into a samoan drop!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Vincent Silvestri kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter wraps Silvestri's legs up and sits back into a reverse indian deathlock. The Shootfighter Leglock! He leans back on Vinny's twisted legs, trying to get him to tap out. He sits back up and falls back down a few time on his crossed legs.
The fans applaud. Shootfighter whacks Silvestri in the back of the head with a few crossfaces that rattle his teeth. Vincent reaches out and grabs the ropes, Peters forces him to break The Shootfighter Leglock. The Shootfighter pulls him up and irish whips him into the turnbuckles
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shootfighter follows him in but Silvestri nearly takes his head off with a boot to the head! He scoops him up and running powerslams him into the middle of the ring!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vincent Silvestri wraps his legs around Shootfighter's neck and drops down into a triangle choke. He pulls down on Shootfighter's arm to get his legs in there tighter.
Phil Blauer: These fans don't like The Shootfighter being in any kind of hold, much less one of his own.
Ulster Hall boos. The Shootfighter reaches out for the ropes but Silvestri rocks back on the triangle choke. So Shootfighter lifts him up and powerbombs his way out of the choke!! The audience leaps to their feet and cheers
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter shows him how the triangle choke is done! He falls back with Silvestri's arm, cutting off any oxygen to Silvestri's brain.
Phil Blauer: Yeah, that's gonna do something.
The Belfast fans stand and slap the guardrail, chanting "TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP!" Mike Peters asks Vincent Silvestri if he wants to tap out but he can't answer. The Shootfighter lets go of the scissors holds his arm up, and tattoos him with a heart punch
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter rolls out of the ring and pulls a table out from underneath the ring. He lays it against the top turnbuckle. He turns around into a barrage of punches from Silvestri. Silvestri backs up for a haymaker but Shootfighter belly to belly suplexes him through the table!!
Ulster Hall rocks with chants of "SHOOT-FIGHTA! SHOOT-FIGHTA! SHOOT-FIGHTA! SHOOT-FIGHTA! SHOOT-FIGHTA!" The Shootfighter pulls him up and german suplexes him
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Vincent Silvestri rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter spinning toe holds Silvestri, but Vincent kicks him off into the turnbuckles. Shootfighter staggers back into a side effect by Silvestri!
The audience boos Silvestri. He full nelsons Vincent and then release dragon suplexes him across the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vincent Silvestri irish whips him into the ropes and belly to belly suplexes him! He grabs him by the throat, and chokeslams The Shootfighter!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Silvestri rolls out of the ring and sets a table up near the side of the ring. He rolls into the ring but gets lit up with a series of muy thai punches. The Shootfighter pulls him through the ropes out onto the apron. He t-bone suplexes Silvestri off the apron through the table!!
The Belfast fans chant "SHOOT-FIGHTA! SHOOT-FIGHTA! SHOOT-FIGHTA! SHOOT-FIGHTA! SHOOT-FIGHTA!" as The Shootfighter & Vincent Silvestri lie in a broken table
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter rolls into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Darlene gets up and pulls down his leg, crotching him on the turnbuckle. Vincent Silvestri rolls back into the ring and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. He DDTs Shootfighter off the second rope!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Silvestri stomps and kicks Shootfighter while he's on the mat and then climbs up to the second turnbuckle. He hops off with a body press, but The Shootfighter catches him. He drops him on his knee in a backbreaker, then turns him over into a powerslam!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Vincent Silvestri kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter applies an ankle lock! He stands over Silvestri wrenching his foot from side to side. Vincent reaches out for the ropes, but The Shootfighter is not letting up.
The audience continues to chant "TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP!" Vincent Silvestri grabs two handfuls of his hair in pain. He rolls onto his back and kicks The Shootfighter off of him. He ducks a russian sickle and drops The Shootfighter onto the back of his neck with a release tiger suplex. He clutches his leg a little
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vincent Silvestri scoops The Shootfighter and drops him on his head with a tombstone!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Silvestri irish whips The Shootfighter into the ropes and goes for a big boot, but The Shootfighter ducks and takes him down by the leg! He spinning toe holds him and drops down into a figure four!
Ulster Hall erupts and the fans chant "TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP!" Vincent Silvestri sits up and falls back down over & over desperately looking for escape. The Shootfighter clamps down on Silvestri's twisted legs
Phil Blauer: The Shootfighter wore down those legs earlier with those vicious muy thai kicks.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Silvestri sits up but The Shootfighter presses down on his legs even harder to placate him. The Shootfighter releases the figure four, and pulls him up into his double chicken wing but Silvestri backdrops out of The Shootbreaker! He lifts The Shootfighter up into a fireman's carry then spins it into a TKO he calls Trailer Park Justice!!
"Ceiling Fan in Spoon" by the Lemonheads plays. The fans leap to their feet and jeer. Judge Death steps through the ropes and protests the loss to Mike Peters
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 16 minutes 39 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...VINCENT SILVESTRI!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vincent Silvestri makes a successful comeback! He's trying to work off the ring rust in Hardkore Canada against Dougie Ray Bullet and then he's coming back to the West Coast when we return to LA! Coming up is a match with another popular man here in Northern Ireland. Kieran O'Shea made his Hardkore debut in San Diego in a six man tag team match where he got to get his first licks in on the Future World Order. Tonight the Future World Order tries to get their win back on pay-per-view.
Tortured Soul" by Dead Play & Sam X hits as the lights darken as Mr. Psycho walks out acting cocky. He raises his fists high before entering the ring. He climbs onto the turnbuckle and points at the crowd, bringing a mixed reaction upon him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho is used to teaming with Christian Sain, winning the WAW Tag Team titles together as The Kindred. But with Christian Sain wrestling for the Hardkore Britain Heavyweight title tonight against Lucifer Jones, Psycho decided to try on a new partner to take down the Future World Order.
Suddenly, the lights begin to flash green as the fans rise to their feet for a fellow Irishman. "Out of Control" by Hoobastank hits and the crowd goes crazy. With that, Kieran O'Shea steps out and is blown back by a rare chorus of cheers for him, and a loud one at that. He hops up and down before throwing his arms up in the air as green pyro goes off behind him. He walks down to the ring, giving high fives to his countrymen along the way. He climbs into the ring, climbs the turnbuckle, and throws his arms up once more to massive cheers
Phil Blauer: Yikes. Different entrances. That's never a good sign. I don't remember the British Bulldogs coming down to different theme songs. Or the Rockers. And they tried to kill one another once with a broken mirror.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil, I doubt either of these guys have heard of the Bulldogs. We'd be lucky if they heard of the New Age Outlaws. Mr. Psycho & Kieran O'Shea have never teamed before but they are hoping that with these 2000 fans behind them and the win over the FWO in San Diego will be enough to get over any unfamiliarity.
Yolanda Ando: Mr. Psycho wears long black pants and a black tanktop. On the left and right sides of the pants it reads "Psycho" in white lettering. On the chest of the tanktop is the heart/cross symbol that Sain uses. Kieran O'Shea wears green tights with a white shamrock on the front and "O'Shea" on the ass in white cursive lettering.
Phil Blauer: They're on loan from Finley's summer wear.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by Jaclyn Frost; From Lowell, Massachusetts; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 180 pounds...'THE TORTURED SOUL' MR. PSYCHO!! And his partner, from Cork, Ireland; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 223 pounds...KIERAN O'SHEA!!!"
The Belfast fans nearly blow the roof off with their cheers. Then "Headstrong" by Trapt hits as Mr. Dean & Justin Majoy run out to boos. They both flip off the Ulster Hall before running to the ring. The Future World Order raise their arms to more boos
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Future World Order has not had the dominating effect they promised they would when they first formed. They hope a win on the third biggest pay-per-view of the year will change all that.
Yolanda Ando: Mr. Dean wears long light blue pants with a white line down each side. Justin Majoy wears some baggy blue jeans, and a dark blue tanktop.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And their opponents, accompanied to the ring by "The Bad Bitch" Jess; First from Parts Unknown, Florida; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 200 pounds...MR. DEAN!! His partner is from Huron, Ohio; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 225 pounds...JUSTIN MAJOY!!"
The Belfast fans boo and jeer the FWO. Ron Reid signals for the bell. Kieran O'Shea and Justin Majoy elect to start out
Guillermo O'Bannon: Justin Majoy and Kieran O'Shea lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up. O'Shea grabs a standing armbar. He wrenches Majoy's trapped arm over, trying to jam his shoulder.
The audience makes some noise with their many air horns. Ron Reid asks him if he wants to submit but Majoy growls out some refusals. Majoy grabs O'Shea with his other arm and drops down into a stunner
Guillermo O'Bannon: Justin Majoy applies a crippler crossface.
Phil Blauer: This guy is running through all the finishers of Wrestlemania 20.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Majoy pulling his head & arm up with his linked fingers. He wrenches O'Shea's head to the side.
Ulster Hall boos. Ron Reid checks in to see if he submit but O'Shea refuses. Kieran rolls Majoy over into a cradle
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Justin Majoy releases the crippler crossface)
Guillermo O'Bannon: O'Shea the first to his feet and hits Majoy with a clothesline. He grabs Majoy's arm again and leaps into a jumping armbreaker!
Phil Blauer: A leap would imply it's a jumping armbreaker.
The audience cheers. Kieran O'Shea tags in Mr. Psycho. Psycho runs into the ropes and diving elbow drop
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho stands over a crawling Majoy, and rattles his teeth with a few crossfaces. Psycho waistlocks Majoy, but Majoy back elbows him in the face.
Mr. Psycho staggers back, and Majoy runs into the ropes. He takes Psycho off his feet with a pounce. The Belfast fans boo. Justin Majoy slams him into the mat with a uranage
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Mr. Psycho kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Justin Majoy irish whips Psycho, but Mr. Psycho reverses the whip and shoots him into his corner.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: You know what Mr. Psycho's real name is?
Phil Blauer: Irving. Everyone knows that.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho rams his shoulder into Majoy's stomach a few times. He tags in Kieran O'Shea and they double DDT Majoy out of the corner!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Justin Majoy kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kieran O'Shea snap suplexes Majoy. He irish whips Majoy into the ropes and tiltawhirls him but Majoy spins out of it with a spinning headscissors!
The fans boo. Justin Majoy irish whips O'Shea into the ropes and spinebusters him into the mat
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kieran O'Shea kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Justin Majoy waistlocks Kieran O'Shea and then german suplexes him!
Referee Ron Reid: 1....2...(Kieran O'Shea rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Majoy scoops O'Shea up but he falls behind Justin in an inverted facelock. He drops down in a diving reverse DDT!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Justin Majoy gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: O'Shea irish whips Majoy into the ropes and ducks down for a backdrop, but Justin drapes his leg over the back of his head and drops down into a rocker dropper!
The Ulster Hall jeers and boos. Majoy tags in Mr. Dean. He grabs Majoy with an armbar. He sticks his knee into the ball of his shoulder socket and clamps down on his twisted arm
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Dean attempting to pull O'Shea's arm out of it's socket. His partner, Justin Majoy wore down that arm earlier with the crippler crossface. Kieran O'Shea works his way to his feet with Dean still hanging on to his arm.
Kieran O'Shea hiptosses Dean over with his own armbarred arm. The Belfast fans come alive. He flips Dean over into a northern lights suplex
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Mr. Dean gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: O'Shea kicks Dean in the stomach and DDTs him! He climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Jaclyn Frost jumps up and grabs O'Shea's leg. She crotches him on the turnbuckle!
Ulster Hall rocks with boos. Mr. Dean climbs up to the second turnbuckle and superplexes O'Shea! The jeers get louder. He uses the momentum to roll on top of O'Shea with a pinfall
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kieran O'Shea kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Dean climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a double ax handle, but Kieran avoids it and Dean comes up short. O'Shea overhead belly to belly suplexes him across the ring!
Mr. Dean staggers to his feet but ducks a punch from O'Shea. He german suplexes Kieran
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kieran O'Shea rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Dean tags in Justin Majoy. Mr. Dean irish whips O'Shea into the ropes. The Future World Order double clothesline Kieran O'Shea!
The Belfast fans boo. Justin Majoy irish whips O'Shea into the ropes and catches him on the way back with a black hole slam
Guillermo O'Bannon: Scrapbuster!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kieran O'Shea kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Justin Majoy scoops O'Shea up and drops him on his knee in a backbreaker. Majoy goes for a russian legsweep but O'Shea reverses it into a stroke!
The audience cheers wildly. Kieran O'Shea lifts Majoy up in a standing suplex and the Ulster Hall gives him a standing ovation as he shows his strength. O'Shea finally drops him
Guillermo O'Bannon: O'Shea irish whips Majoy into the ropes and goes for a spinebuster but Justin reverses it into a tornado DDT!
The fans boo and Majoy tags Mr. Dean back in. Dean and Majoy climb to their respective top turnbuckles. The FWO comes off with a double missle dropkick!! The jeers get louder as Mr. Dean makes the pin
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kieran O'Shea kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Dean irish whips O'Shea into the ropes and hits him in the chest with a thudding clothesline. He suplexes Kieran O'Shea into the center of the ring.
The Northern Irish crowd boos. Mr. Dean climbs to the top turnbuckle but Mr. Psycho trips him up and crotches him on the turnbuckle. Kieran O'Shea climbs to the second turnbuckle and butterflies his arms
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tiger driver '91 off the second rope!! Cork Screw You!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Mr. Dean kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kieran O'Shea pumphandles him up into a powerslam! He goes into the ropes and leg drops his neck.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Mr. Dean kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kieran O'Shea tags in Mr. Psycho. He slingshots himself over the ropes into a cross body block!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Mr. Dean kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Mr. Psycho vs. Mr. Dean. A match of formal names with magnitude not seen since Mr. Fuji against Mr. Wonderful!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho motions for Mr. Dean to get up and then spears him out of his boots!
The Ulster crowd is deafening. Dean ducks under a superkick and spinebusters him! The cheers turn to jeers. Mr. Dean wraps his legs up and turns him over into a sharpshooter
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Dean plants his feet and pulls back on his crossed ankles. Ron Reid checks in to see if Mr. Psycho wants to give it up but he shakes his head. Psycho's manager, Jaclyn Frost jumps up on the apron and throws some white powder in Dean's eyes!
Phil Blauer: He's snow blind!
The fans cheer. Mr. Psycho flips Dean over his shoulder in a canadian backbreaker. He flips him over into a DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mass Hysteria!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Mr. Dean gets his foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho tags in Kieran O'Shea. O'Shea lifts Mr. Dean up into an electric chair while Psycho climbs to the top turnbuckle. He comes off with a clothesline with a doomsday device!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Mr. Dean kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kieran O'Shea lifts Mr. Dean up in a fisherman's suplex and then turns it into a ki-krusher!! Bareback!
The fans are chanting "O'SHEA!! O'SHEA!! O'SHEA!! O'SHEA!! O'SHEA!!" He irish whips Dean into the ropes and catches him with a black hole slam
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fuck Yer Mam!!
Phil Blauer: He's speaking in tongues!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kieran O'Shea pulls Dean's head into his legs and flips him over into a G-Spot driver!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Out of Control" by Hoobastank plays and the Belfast fans leap to their feet and cheer. Jaclyn Frost holds up both O'Shea & Psycho's arms
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes 38 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, MR. PSYCHO & KIERAN O'SHEA!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: O'Shea & Mr. Psycho's debut as a tag team is successful, in Kieran's home country no-less.
Phil Blauer: Isn't Northern Ireland under British rule?
Guillermo O'Bannon: It's our home country!
Phil Blauer: (into his ifb) What? No, I didn't order a limo. I have ordered limos in the past, but not this time. Here, talk to Guillermo.
(passes his ifb to Guillermo)
Phil Blauer: There's a limo that just pulled up. They think I ordered it.
(Guillermo looks at Phil)
Phil Blauer: Well, I didn't!
Guillermo O'Bannon: (into Phil's ifb) Ok. Right now. Got it. (back to the audience) We're going to Matt Boone live in the parking garage where he was looking for a woman to assault. Matt, can you hear me?
Matt Boone: Boone here, over.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Matt, who's in the limo?
Matt Boone: The door hasn't opened yet and as you can see the windows are tinted. This could be a more difficult assignment then I initially thought, over.
Phil Blauer: Matt, Phil here. I need you to go to my car and get a dime out of my ashtray. The price of soda has risen since our last visit to Ireland.
Guillermo O'Bannon: What if the dime doesn't work? Some dimes don't work.
Phil Blauer: You're right. Matt, this is Phil again. Better make it a quarter.
Matt Boone: Can do, sir, over. Now that I think about it, I have a pocket full of change, over.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Matt, we're not on walkie talkies, you don't have to finish every sentence with "over", and when you do you usually shouldn't keep talking.
(The chauffer gets out and opens the door. Rally Jackson steps out.)
Matt Boone: Rally! Rally! Who's limo is this really? We know you can't afford it. Were you making a gay porno in there?!?! Why are you here? Are you here to get squashed by Rated X before the main event?
"Tigerheart" Rally Jackson: No questions!
(Jackson blows past Boone and argues with security that he actually is on the list.)
Matt Boone: There you have it, former Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion Rally Jackson was in the limo. Back to you Guillermo and Phil.
Fade into the Un-Stable locker room. Syberus is stood in his ring gear and a Connection T-Shirt.
Syberus: “Okay Soutt, here’s the real deal; ‘av grown a lot over the last few years. I started slowly. I picked up things slowly. I watched the likes of Cyrus Williams and “Tigerheart” Rally Jackson do their shit an’ truth be told, I wondered if ‘ad ever reach that level.”
He adjusts the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder.
Syberus: “Through 2003 and 4 I scrapped my way through the midcard and quite frankly, I had a blast doing it. I beat your boy Adam Haven so many times I could open a store called “Victories over Adam Haven R’ Us.” I held the Heavyweight Championship in a fed run by Phoenix, for fuck’s sake. It was a slow process, but I was gaining recognition. Still, I sat back and watched Cobryn win the Ring Syndicate Championship and wondered if ‘ad ever reach that level.”
He adjusts the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder, again.
Syberus: “I beat jobbers in IWA’s undercard that made more compelling arguments than you, Soutter. I dropped Stan Wilson on his face a hundred and fifty times Paul, and I’d still consider him a more valid threat to my Championship than you.”
“Key word son, MY Championship.”
Unscrewing a bottle of mineral water, he takes in some hy-dra-ti-own.
Syberus: “Robert Hunglestein, James Ashcroft, Jake Cannon… all took to this shit like you take to a buffet cart. They clicked inside this ring and bested most they fought time and time again. And they did it straight off the bat. I could only struggle and strain with some forgotten show opener and try to learn the ropes the best I could. I was alone in this. I didn’t even have a Tag partner ‘till SWAT opened. But I looked on the example that others set around me and I started getting the breakthroughs that I needed.”
He stretches his neck from side to side, and begins to pace around the locker room.
Syberus: “Yes Paul, I left Ring Syndicate for a while. Yes, I left SWAT to let my hurt ribs heal. What the fuck can you do about it? Even Cobryn and Hunglestein have had time off at one point. It happens. When you’re at the top of Hardkore World it’s somewhat easier to get burnt out than when you’re cowering behind a desk over at SWAT.”
“Hardkore World helped me to realise that all along, I’ve had the capability to be at *that* level. Some get there in one year. So I got there in four. Where the fuck are you at, Soutter? Still brimming over your Hardkore Tri-State Championship?”
He shakes his head, and spits.
Syberus: “Time to wake up and smell the fresh ground coffee beans, Soutter. By your logic because I lost to James Fierce in 2002 I’d lose to him today. By your logic because my name was only on the programme in SWAT to sell tickets the same should apply to Hardkore World. But it doesn’t, Soutter. In Hardkore World I got a title shot, and I won it. Tonight I get a title defence, and I’m going to win that, too. Last show I choked out Death Gojira. This time I’m going to knock you silly and drag your carcass out on a stretcher.”
“Yes Paul, you are only here because when management asked me for an opponent, I said “Paul Soutter”. It’s a stretcher match because when they suggested it, I said; “why not?”
Sips the water.
Syberus: “I want revenge because you cost me a couple of months of my career. It was you that injured my ribs, Paul. And now I’m going to brutally disfigure you for it. You’ve got no substance, Paul. You’ve got buzzwords, catchphrases, a pumphandle slam and 200 pounds of unsightly fat. Time to end the charade that you should ever be placed higher on the card than Yuku Shiro.”
He slumps down onto a wooden bench, and stares into the gold.
Syberus: “Unless you’ve been livin’ under a rock fer the past year, you insolent cunt, I’m the Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion. I stand atop the plateau and people like you can only look up and wonder. I refined my techniques. I’m the most explosive, aggressive and cerebral technician in the World today, an’ I’m a mad fuckin’ bastard to go with it. I’ll kick your head until fragments of your skull slice into your brain. I’ll smash your bones into useless bits and let the marrow smear across the canvas. I’ll lock you up in things you can barely comprehend. I’ll show you what violence and misery mean. I’m the great Syberus. Flawless wrestler. Your personal fucker-upper. The Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion. An’ when you’re taking food through a pipe and the doctors are tellin’ you it don’t look good… you tell yourself one more time that “saying it” and “doing it” are two different things to the great fucking Syberus.”
“Enough words. I’ve said it; I’ll do it. I’ve reached this level and I’m not surrendering my grip on it; not now. Not to you.”
Fade back to Phil Blauer & Guillermo O'Bannon ringside at Ulster Hall
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn made his return to Hardkore America in San Diego defeating Justin Majoy in a route the likes I haven't seen since the last time I watched a NCAA football game on Fox Sports West.
Phil Blauer: Your just mad you didn't go to college.
Guillermo O'Bannon: But tonight in Belfast he's got a much more capable opponent in Ryan Champion. Champion had some problems with his knee a couple months ago and lost a couple of matches to Miester and Soutter, but erased that loss with a win in an I Quit Match in San Diego. Now he's looking to make history tonight on pay-per-view.
All the lights in Ulster Hall drop. As the first chord of “Pump It” by Black Eyed Peas strikes, a gold spotlight hits the entrance. Ryan Champion comes out wearing an expensive off-white suit, open jacket with no undershirt and a gold chain gold letters “RC” on it, and sports a pair of gold-rimmed sunglasses. Champion extended his arms, hands open and palms up, posing for the crowd. He then casually makes his way to the ring as lights flash to the music in alternating colors. Once in the ring, Champion removes his suit and sunglasses revealing his ring gear, then hands the suit to a ring-hand, telling him to take care of it. He then stretches out and lays across one of the top turnbuckles, awaiting the match to begin
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion has the biggest match of his young career tonight.
Phil Blauer: He's hoping this match will be so good it makes Miester-Champion II look like Miester-Champion I!
Guillermo O'Bannon: What he's hoping is that Cobryn will be so busy setting his sights on the rest of the region, he'll underestimate the very dangerous opponent in the ring with him tonight.
Yoland Ando: Ryan Champion wears half trunks that come up about six to eight inches above the knees lined in gold trim. White with “Champion” written in gold across the top back portion of them. He also wears a necklace with a small “RC” on the chain tight around his neck, and white wrestling boots that have “Champion” written in gold down the outside of each. Wears thin black kneepads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall and a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from The City of the Angels; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 200 pounds...RYAN CHAMPION!!!"
The crowd gives Ryan Champion a mixed reaction. Then "No Quarter" by Led Zepplin plays and The Ulster Hall silences. Cobryn steps out in a black silk robe that trails behind him a good four feet. The Northern Irish audience boos and thows debris at Cobryn as he walks out. He sneers, then smiles and makes his way to the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn shocked the World when he joined up with his former nemesis Robert Hunglestien III in San Diego. They've apparantly joined to try and rest The Un-Stable's stranglehold on the belts on the West Coast.
Phil Blauer: Is that what you got out of that? I got something about Gojira's stank.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Nevertheless, Cobryn and Robert Hunglestien III have declared open season and Syberus' Hardkore World Championship in particular.
Yolanda Ando: Cobryn wears regular black tights with black wrestling boots.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is from Key Largo of the Florida Keys; He Stands 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 250 pounds...COBRYN!!!"
The Belfast fans boo. Cobryn hands Peters his cape and then loosens the ropes. Peters than signals for the bell
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn and Ryan Champion lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up. Cobryn takes him over in a headlock.
Cobryn yells "Yeah!" and the fans boo his headlock. Cobryn cinches it in and hops up & down, getting more boos. Ryan Champion turns it into a german suplex
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Cobryn gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Champion irish whips Cobryn, but Coby reverses it and shoots Champion into the ropes and dropkicks his kneecap!
Phil Blauer: Ouch, that was the knee that Miester injured in Phoenix a couple months ago.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn tiger suplex 85's Ryan Champion!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Ryan Champion gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn scoops Champion up but Ryan falls behind him in an inverted facelock. He drops down into a reverse DDT!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Cobryn gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion begins peppering Cobryn's face with a few forearms. Cobryn blocks one of them and begins jabbing him in the face with lightning quick punches. A huge overhand haymaker sends Ryan Champion over the ropes!
The Northern Irish fans boo. Cobryn rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair from the audience, dumping a fan on his ass. The fan jumps up, wipes off the beer on his shirt, and says "What the feck did ya do that fer?"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn hit Champion in the knee with that chair! He lifts it up over his head and brings the top of it down on Champion's kneecap!
Cobryn yells "Whats your name now?" Champion doesn't answer, and so Cobryn brings the chair down on his knee again. Cobryn says "Come on, what's your name?"
Phil Blauer: Cobryn trying to get Ryan Champion to say his name is Jake. Or Tobey. Tobey works.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn rolls Champion onto the apron and hangs his leg off the side. Cobryn lifts up the chair but Champion kicks the chair into his face! Ryan stands up on the apron, jumps off and lands on Cobryn's shoulders. He flips him over into a Wake Up Call!!
The fans cheer. Ryan Champion limps up to the top turnbuckle and flips off into a corkscrew body press onto Cobryn on the floor!! The audience erupts
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion rolls Cobryn back into the ring and then limps up to the top turnbuckle again. He comes off and catches Cobryn between the eyes with a flying forearm!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Cobryn kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion motions for Cobryn to get up but Cobryn is begging for mercy.
Phil Blauer: He's getting none from these Irish fans!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn low blows him! He grabs Champion by the front of his trunks and yanks him forward so his shoulder hits the ringpost!
The Northern Irish fans boo. Cobryn immediately slides out of the ring and yank both of his legs so Champion is crotched against the ringpost! Ryan sits up, clutching his balls
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn twists Champion's leg so that the knee cap is directly facing the ringpost, and tries to hyperextend the knee.
Cobryn keeps asking "Whats your name now?" and then starts slamming Champion's knee into the ringpost! Ryan screams through his teeth. Cobryn rolls back into the ring and lifts Champion's legs up into a spread eagle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn brings an elbow down on Ryan Champion's bum leg. He rakes his bootlaces across Champion's eyes, and then double stomps the side of Ryan's knee!
Ryan Champion clutches his knee and rolls around the mat. Cobryn full nelsons him and pulls him back up to his feet. He dragon suplexes Champion
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ryan Champion gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn lifts Champion up into a human torture rack. He drops down into a samoan drop. He pulls Ryan up by the hair, but Champion comes up swinging with a reverse knife edge chop!
The Ulster Hall yells out "Woo!" Champion whacks him with another hard chop, and gets another "Woo!" He kicks him hard in the stomach, and then butterflies his arms
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion tiger drivers Cobryn!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Cobryn claps his legs together on Champion's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Champion applies a dragon sleeper. He cranes back on Cobryn's head & neck with his hands clasped. Cobryn scratches and claws at Ryan's arm, desperately trying to escape.
Mike Peters asks Cobryn if he wants to tap out but he refuses. Cobryn reaches up and scratches Champion's eyes. He grabs Ryan by the leg, but Ryan comes around with an enzuigiri
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion limps up to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a kneedrop, but Cobryn rolls out of the way!!
Phil Blauer: Nothing dumber than a pro wrestler is there?
Guillermo O'Bannon: There really isn't. Cobryn grabs Champion's leg, and holds onto his foot with his hand and placing his knee on the side of Champion's knee. He drops himself backwards to the mat while holding on to the ankle with the knee still in position and jerks the knee sideways! Cobryn's holding on and twisting Champion's knee against his own.
Phil Blauer: The last time Cobryn was in this building, he shaved Cyrus Williams' head bald. Cyrus has never been seen since. Will Ryan Champion be next?
The Belfast fans boo as Cobryn wrenches Champion's knee. He grips down on Ryan's ankle, grinding his knee. He stands up and straightens Champion's leg out, and elbow drops his knee again
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn irish whips Champion into the ropes and bounces him off his face with a flapjack!
Cobryn gets up and gives the Belfast fans another "Yeah!" A few soda cups and watter bottles bounce into the ring as a result. Cobryn irish whips Champion into the ropes again
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion comes back with a jumping roundhouse kick! He lifts Cobryn up in a suplex but then drops him on his head with a brainbuster!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Cobryn kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion pulls on the top rope and hops onto the middle of the top rope, he springboards off but his knee gives out and he just falls on the mat! Cobryn presses Champion up over his head and walks him over to the ropes. He dumps him over the rope so that he lands on his feet...and bad knee!!
Ryan Champion growls in pain, grabbing at his knee. Cobryn steps through the ropes and hops down to the floor. He picks up the timekeeper's bell and slams it into Champion's knee
Phil Blauer: Cobryn working the knee like Vicent D'Onofrio works the five o'clock shadow.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn smashes that ring bell into Ryan Champion's knee again! He tells the fans in the front row to get out of the way.
Phil Blauer: It looks like Cobryn's gonna do some fighting in the crowd.
The Ulster Hall buzzes with anticipation, but Cobryn rolls Ryan Champion into the ring instead. The fans boo. Cobryn laughs and flips them off. But Champion takes the opportunity to grabs the second rope and put his legs through the ropes into a dropkick that knocks Cobryn into the railing
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion limps up to the top turnbuckle and dives off with a tope suicida!!
The crowd celebrates with a huge pop. Champion rolls Cobryn back into the ring and limps up onto the apron. He slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope, and this time successfully springboards off onto Cobryn's shoulders
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion reverse huracanranas Cobryn onto his head!! He tiger suplexes him!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Cobryn rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Champion irish whips Cobryn into the ropes and spin into a crucifix, but Cobryn drops down into a samoan drop! He lifts Champion up by the arm, but he shortarm clotheslines him once he's up!
Cobryn lifts Champion up into an inverted crucifix and then drops him into a a reverse razor's edge!! Ryan bounces off his face
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Salty, Salty Tears of Ryan Champion!! Cobryn atomic drops him on the top turnbuckle facing the audience. He climbs up behind him and straightjackets his arms. Straightjacket german superplex!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ryan Champion gets his shoulder up)
Cobryn puts one foot on one of Champion's legs that's on the mat. He picks up Ryan's other leg and pushes it as far as he can, forcing Champion's leg into a split. Cobryn stands on Champion's ankle and balances himself, then places his free foot on the knee he's been working on and pushes down as hard as possible while yanking that ankle back towards him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn calls this move "Jake Cannon Sucked"!
Phil Blauer: I'm noticing a theme here.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn releases the foot away from the knee and then stomps that foot into his knee several times. He goes back to pushing on the knee with his foot. Champion reaches the ropes and Peters makes him break the Jake Cannon Sucked. Cobryn pulls him up into a full nelson, but Champion takes him over in a snap mare. He dropkicks the back of Cobryn's head!
Ryan Champion irish whips Cobryn into the ropes and hits him with a running knee strike. He tigerbombs him in the center of the ring
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Cobryn claps his legs together on Ryan's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Champion irish whips Cobryn into the ropes and swings around into a crucifix cradle into a DDT!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Cobryn kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion full nelsons him and flips into his Tap or Die cattle mutilation, but his knee gives out!
Phil Blauer: This is what Cobryn has been working for the entire match. Champion's without a finisher!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn capitalizes with a standing reverse figure four leg lock and grabs an ankle lock as well.
The Belfast fans boo. Cobryn wrenches Champion's boot from side to side while leaning on his twisted & crossed legs. Mike Peters checks in but Ryan refuses to tap out
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion reaching out for the ropes, while Cobryn tries to twist his foot off. He finally gets to the ropes but the damage is done. Cobryn double underhooks his arms, but Champion backdrops him. Ryan Champion runs into the ropes and whacks him on the side of the head with his Sweet Dreams shining wizard kick!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Robert Hunglestien III pulls Champion off of him)
Phil Blauer: What's Hunglestien doing here?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III pulls Champion into his legs and butterflies his arms. He lifts him up and drops him facefirst into the High Life!! Cobryn inverted facelocks him, and double underhooks his arms underneath his body...The Answer 2005!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
The fans boo and "No Quarter" by Led Zepplin plays. Robert Hunglestien III raises Cobryn's arm
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 13 minutes 12 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...COBRYN!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien and Cobryn's devilish new partnership gains Cobryn another win tonight, against one of the young lions of Hardkore America. Fans, I've just gotten word that Lucifer Jones has decided to put his Hardkore Britain Heavyweight Championship on the line in his Last Man Standing Match against Christian Sain coming up right now.
Ulster Hall goes dark when as a demonic voice is heard
"FEAR...
THE DEAD...
FEAR...
SAIN!!!"
Phil Blauer: Yolanda, I think your ride is here.
At that point, huge pyros explode as the lights come back on and "Crossed" by Sam X hits. Christian Sain walks out wearing a black jacket with his face hidden by the hood. Jaclyn Frost follows behind him with a huge smile. He gets on the apron, climbs the turnbuckle, and removes the hood and raises his arms. He hops into the ring with a wicked smile on his face and removes the jacket and title belt
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain's Kindred partner Mr. Psycho was successful in his match tonight against the Future World Order. Now Christian Sain hopes he fares just as well in the singles ranks with a big championship win on pay-per-view over the Hardkore Britain Heavyweight Champion. But Sain's no slouch himself. He's a former WAW World Heavyweight Champion & Tag Team Champion.
Phil Blauer: I feel that Christian Sain and I are Kindred spirits...
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Pun intended.
Phil Blauer: I've always felt connected to other Double Entendre gimmicks. Everyone remembers my days as indy wrestler, Phil D Vibes.
Phil holds up a picture of himself in a ratty ring with a rastafarian hat with fake braids coming out the back
Phil Blauer: Keep fighting the good fight.
Yolanda Ando: Christian Sain wears long black pants and a black tanktop. On the left side of the pants is Sain's symbol: a cross over a heart. On the right side it reads "Sain" in white lettering. On the chest of the tanktop is the heart/cross symbol again. Sain also wears black tape around his hands and wrists, and black elbow pads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Last Man Standing Match is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit, and is for the HARDKORE BRITAIN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by Jaclyn Frost; Hailing from Lowell, Massachusetts; First, standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 155 pounds...'THE DARK STALKER' CHRISTIAN SAIN!!"
The audience cheers. Then the lights in the Ulster Hall turn a deep shade of blood red, and the sound of white noise blasts over the PA...then suddenly "Homicidal" by Bad Luck 13 plays and Lucifer Jones bursts through the curtains. He starts looking out over the fans, and getting involved with the ones by the security railings; talking shit back to them. Jones eyes the ring and smiles sadistically, his gold teeth and Hardkore Britain Championship title belt bling blingin' under the lights. Jones points at Frost & Sain before running and sliding under the ropes into the ring. He cracks his neck a couple times and continues to run his mouth
Guillermo O'Bannon: And here comes the man with the recently un-retired Hardkore Britain Heavyweight Championship Lucifer Jones picked up a huge win over Robert Hunglestien III in San Diego, even injuring his leg. Tonight he'd like to do the same to a long time thorn in his side, Christian Sain.
Yolanda Ando: Lucifer Jones is wearing a pair of snake skin leather pants tucked into a pair of well worn, scuffed up black leather combat boots. He's heavily tattooed and the scars marking his body look like a battlefield, topped all off with a long nasty scar wrapping around his throat. His eyes are a creepy shade of yellowish, and his hair is now shaved into a long, dyed black mohawk which he keeps slicked back.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent, from White Chapel, England; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 237 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE BRITAIN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...LUCIFER JONES!!!"
The fans boo. Ron Reid signals for the bell, and Lucifer Jones bitch slaps Christian Sain across the face! Sain's eyes burn with rage, and Jones spits in his face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain spears Jones!! He motions for Jones to get up, but LuJo backs him into the corner with punches and slaps. He kicks Sain in the stomach, and then chokes him with the tag rope.
Sain's face turns red from lack of oxygen. Lucifer Jones sinks his teeth into Sain's forehead until he bleeds. Lucifer Jones backs up and finishes him off with a hard close fist punch to the face. Lucifer grabs a fist full of Sain's hair, then delivers a flurry of repeated punches square to his face until he falls to his knees dazed
Phil Blauer: Christian Sain getting mugged in there!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones hits Sain in the head with a a stiff running yakuza kick! LuJo irish whips Sain into the ropes but Sain comes back with a clothesline!
The audience cheers. Christian Sain scoops Lucifer Jones up and drops down to one knee with a shoulderbreaker. He waits for Lucifer to get to his feet and then goes to kick him but Jones catches the leg
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones grabs Sain by the throat and drives him into the mat with a modified STO! While still holding the leg, he stomps him in the gut a few times, then stomps him in the groin! Lucifer Jones finishes him off with a jumping double stomp to his face!
Ulster Hall boos. Jones stands over Christian Sain, taunting him by holding his face as Christian rolls around the mat, clutching his face in pain. Lucifer Jones pulls out his belt and whips Sain across the back with it
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ow! Lucifer Jones gives Sain several lashes on his back with that leather studded belt! He wraps it around Sain's neck and pulls it off, choking him. He braces his knee against the back of Christian's head and pulls back on the belt.
Phil Blauer: Jones trying to make quick work of Christian Sain here tonight and save some of his energy. After this he has to fly across the Irish Sea to the Scottish Exhibition and Conference Centre in Glasgow. There he will wrestle English legend Lee Williams in a 30 Minute Iron Man Match for his Hardkore British Championship. Of course, if Sain pulls this one out. It'll be Sain in that match.
Christian Sain has blood running down his face. He fights his way to his feet, but LuJo tosses him over the ropes. He holds onto the belt, hanging Sain over the ropes! The Belfast fans boo. Sain's legs kick out as his face is covered in blood. Jaclyn Frost screams at Reid to do something
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones drops Christian Sain to the floor then goes out there with him. He grabs a chair and slides it into the ring with it. Sain climbs up on the apron, and then grabs the second rope. Lucifer Jones goes to hit Sain with the chair but Sain pulls on the rope and rams his shoulder into Jones' stomach. He catapults himself over the top rope and lands in a cross body block.
The audience cheers. Christian Sain lifts Lucifer Jones up in a suplex then drops him in the center of the ring. He climbs to the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones runs up the turnbuckles and catches Sain in a super backdrop driver!! Jones grabs the chair and sets it up in the middle of the ring. He sits Sain on the top turnbuckle and goes for a London Air Raid off the top rope, but Sain shoves him off the turnbuckle!!
Lucifer Jones staggers around, dazed. Sain points to the crowd, gets a pop, and leaps off with a moonsault, but Jones sidesteps out of the way and catches Sain by the legs! Jones gives him a wheelbarrow german suplex onto the chair, cracking the back of Sain's head into the chair's backrest!!! The Belfast fans boo. Sain clutches the back of his head, while the camera pushes iinto the seat of that chair is caved in
Phil Blauer: Some of these fans remembering Lucifer Jones' anti-Irish diatribes from his feud with "Arch Patriot" Sean Connor in Hardkore Britain last year. Some say that feud single handedly caused the IRA cease fire. Once IRA leaders saw their struggle had been reduced to a pro wrestling angle, they figured it had run it's course. True story.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones hates him some Irish like Mel Gibson hates him some agents. Jones hangs Sain's head off the apron, and then runs into the ropes. Jones hops over the ropes and comes down on Sain's hanging face with both feet!!
The fans let out a collective "OH!!" Lucifer Jones grabs a chair and smashes Sain on the top of the head with it!! Lucifer Jones irish whips Christian Sain into the corner post. In a fit of pure rage, Jones manages to derail a piece of the guardrails. The fans pop
Phil Blauer: Well, there goes our security deposit. That didn't take long.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones takes that piece of railing and battering rams it into Sain's face!!
The crowd winces at the gruesome impact as Sain's nose gushes blood everywhere and he drops to the floor in a pool of his own blood. Lucifer Jones takes that piece of guardrail and bridges it between the apron and the commentators table
Phil Blauer: Hey, hey, HEY!!!
Lucifer Jones shoots Phil Blauer a look
Phil Blauer: Guillermo would like it if you wouldn't upset my lettuce quesadilla and black cherry vanilla coke. But I keep telling him, this is LuJo's time. I'd do something about it if I were you.
Jones smiles and says "Fuck you, Blauer." then grabs a spool of barbed wire from under the ring. He wraps it around the guardrail
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones taking too long and Christian Sain is back on his feet. He charges Jones, but LuJo conks him in the head with the spool! He pulls Sain onto the apron, and pulls him on to his feet with a waistlock. He german suplexes Sain over into a reverse Whiplash DDT onto the broken guard railing!!!
The crowd erupts in boos while Lucifer Jones gets up and asks "Who, me?" He then wraps barbed wire around Sain and the guard railing. He gets in the ring, and the audience can hear him say, "This gonna hurt you more an' it hurts me, prick."
Guillermo O'Bannon: The White Chapel Horror runs to the far ropes, comes back, and leaps onto the top turnbuckle. He hops off and crushing the barbed wire wrapped Sain with a flying double stomp!!! The audience jeers and throws beer cups and debris in the ring. Jones violently unravels the barbed wire from Sain and rolls him back into the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones irish whips him into the ropes and drops Sain on his head with an emerald frosion!! Dog's Bollocks!
Referee Ron Reid: 1!
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Guillermo O'Bannon: A blood covered Christian Sain pulls himself up along the ropes. Lucifer Jones applies a cobra clutch and then slams him on his knee! He maintains the cobra clutch for the Lucifer's Touch submission. He thrashes Sain's head & arm from side to side, while grinding his back into his knee.
Lucifer Jones applies pressure to the back of his neck, pulling back on the arm. He releases Lucifer's Touch and then climbs to the top turnbuckle. Jaclyn Frost pulls down on Jones' leg and crotches him on the turnbuckle
Phil Blauer: Finally! Frost could take no more of Lucifer Jones brutality and did something about it. If only Yolanda had done that when those teenagers asked me to buy them beer.
Yolanda Ando: They were girls, Phil.
Phil Blauer: Sadism knows no gender, Yolanda.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain climbs to the second turnbuckle and superplexes Lucifer Jones! Sain bounces into the ropes and elbow drops him.
The audience cheers. Sain wipes some blood out of his eyes and pulls Jones to his feet into a front facelock. He whips around into a twist of fate
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain pulls Jones' head into his legs and powerbombs him into the mat!! He fireman's carries LuJo onto his shoulders and sits him on the top turnbuckle. He climbs to the second rope but Jones punches him. Jones double underhooks Sain's arms and lifts him up into a super death driver off the second rope!!
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Phil Blauer: Stay down, kid! Stay down!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain gets to his feet! He doesn't know the word quit.
Phil Blauer: I blame the Massachusetts public school system.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones lifts Sain into a crucifix and runs towards the rope, but Sain lands on his feet. He superkicks Lucifer Jones underneath the jaw!
The fans finally have something to cheer about as LuJo staggers around, dazed. Christian Sain waistlocks Jones but Lucifer back elbows him in the face. He starts out a hangman's neckbreaker and then flips Sain on to the top of his head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yankee Cracker!!
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Christian Sain pulls himself up along the ropes but Lucifer Jones throws a ball of fire into his face
Referee Ron Reid: 7!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones just fireballed Sain!!
Referee Ron Reid: 8!
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Referee Ron Reid: 10!
The bell rings and, fittingly, "Homicidal" by Bad Luck 13 plays. Jaclyn Frost, Mr. Psycho, and Kieran O'Shea rush down to ringside with water bottles and towels. Ron Reid, Mike Peters, O'Shea, Psycho, & Frost frantically try to help a burned and bloody Christian Sain
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 9 minutes 40 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH; AND STILL HARDKORE BRITAIN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...LUCIFER JONES!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones had this match in hand! Why does he have to go and burn a young kid like this? First he injures Robert Hunglestien III, now Christian Sain?
Lucifer Jones walks away with his Hardkore Britain Championship up, smacking away trash and debris the Northern Irish fans are hurling at him. Jaclyn Frost is telling Sain to keep the wet towels on his face, while he screams through them in pain
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones is a devil in a mohawk!
Phil Blauer: Now you're just writing his t-shirts for him.
Guillermo O'Bannon: I'm receiving word another limo has just shown up. Let's send to former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone who's on the scene live; Matt...
(The camera stays on Guillermo. It cuts to Phil who's investigating a bat hanging in his cave.)
Guillermo O'Bannon: It seems we're having some technical difficulties with our live shot. I'm being told we need to stretch.
(The camera cuts to Guillermo.)
Phil Blauer: It's not really stretching if you tell the audience that's what you're doing. You might as well be reading the seconds on a clock to kill time.
(The camera takes a 2 shot.)
Phil Blauer: Didn't they teach you nothing in TV reporter school? The ability to kill time and wrap on cue is what seperates us from the animals; well, me from the animals. You might as well be a garbage man. Or work for CNN.
(Phil succeeds in pulling out a booger. He wipes it on the edge of the table.)
Phil Blauer: I'm getting real heat from the network about this sweeps piece I'm doing on the mysterious death of Peter Jennings. Did you know he was Canadian? I think there's something there...
Guillermo O'Bannon: The live shot is ready. Let's throw it to Boone who has more on the limo situation, Matt...
Matt Boone: Thank's Guillermo. While our live shot was down we in fact did have a limo pull up. If my camera man can get a shot of it, you can see it's no longer here.
(The camera pans off Boone to an empty parking space.)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Matt, can you tell us who was in the limo?
Matt Boone: I can...former Hardkore World Tag Team Champion Bruno!!!
(The crowd pops.)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Uh, Matt, we've gone over this before. Bruno's dead. He died about a year and a half ago. It was sudden, it was sad.
Phil Blauer: Matt, this is Phil. Could it be you maybe confused him with another black man? The police do it all the time.
Matt Boone: It was Bruno. He shot on Big Stan and vowed to return.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Everybody shoots on Big Stan. Coming up is a first ever Straightjacket Match! After Johnny Parker angered Hardkore Jonnie Valentine by not doing his contractually obligated promo time, he put him in the ring with the animal roid case, Vindication!
"Hustler's Ambition" by 50 Cent hits and Vindication comes out to a series of fireworks and pyro. The Belfast fans roar and belt out with their air horns. He storms down to the ring holding the straightjacket in his hand. He enters the ring and acknowledges the fans whilst holding up the straightjacket
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication won a six man tag team match against Johnny Parker and his Future World Order co-horts in San Diego. Tonight, Parker has none of his FWO buddies to help him, and Vindication gets to tear him limb from limb!
Phil Blauer: Vindication looks more ripped than I've seen him in a while. Better check his liver enzyme level.
Yolanda Ando: Vindication wears medium-length black tights with Vindication written in red lettering down each leg.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Straightjacket Match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Detroit, Michigan; Standing 6 feet 8 inches tall; Weighing 310 pounds...VINDICATION!!!"
The Ulster Hall cheers. "I Hate Everything About You" by 3 Days Grace hits as Johnny Parker walks down to the ring, recieving a mixed reaction from the crowd. He climbs in the ring and raises his arm, looking a little concerned about the straightjacket
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker is a great wrestling talent but has been non-existant on the promo scene as of late. Years ago, that wouldn't have mattered. What kind of mic work did Bobby Eaton or Jimmy Snuka have?
Phil Blauer: It's a different world nowadays. Now you need pyros, and a catch phrase, and a slutty manager who never says anything....oh, oh, oh and a straight to video movie in theatres!
Yolanda Ando: Johnny Parker wears long blue jeans and a gold tanktop.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent from Miami, Florida; Standing 6 feet 1 inch tall; Weighing 240 pounds...JOHNNY PARKER!!"
The Ulster Hall boos. Mike Peters signals for the bell. Parker and Vindication lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker scoops Vindication up and drops him on his knee with a backbreaker. He pulls him up and swings at him with a right hand, but Vindication ducks and belly to back suplexes him.
The fans cheer. Parker rolls out of the way of a leg drop and runs into the ropes. He hits Vindication on the back of the head with a scissors kick
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker grabs Vindication by the legs and turns him over into a boston crab. He plants his feet and leans back with his legs under his arm.
Vindication screams in pain, and Parker yanks back on his legs. Vindication plants his hands and powers out of it with his big legs. Parker goes for a DDT but Vindication backdrops out of it
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication irish whips Parker into the ropes, and belly to belly suplexes him over his head! He gut wrenches him up into a tigerbomb!!
The Belfast audience cheers. Vindication waistlocks Parker and german suplexes him but Parker lands on his feet behind him. He lifts Vindication up in a reverse fireman's carry
Guillermo O'Bannon: Parker drops Vindication on his head with a burning hammer!! Vindication gets back to his knees, but Parker cracks him in the side of the head with a shining wizard! He applies a crippler crossface.
Johnny Parker pulls up on Vindication's head & arm. He growls through his teeth in pain, as Parker leans back on the crossface. Vindication reaches out for the ropes, and grabs hold of the bottom one
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mike Peters forces Parker to break the crippler crossface. Parker runs into the ropes, but Vindication gets to his feet and powerslams him!
The audience comes to life. Vindication grabs hold of the straightjacket, and the cheers get louder. Vindication gets Parker's arms in before Johnny realizes what's going on and slips out. Parker scoots away in terror
Phil Blauer: Johnny Parker obviously has a fear of straightjackets. I can relate.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication presses Parker over his head! He drops him on his back hard! He irish whips Parker into the ropes and jams him hard into the mat with a spinebuster!
The fans are deafening as Johnny Parker begs off from the pumped up Vindication. He irish whips Parker into the ropes, but Johnny comes back with a legline lariot
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker applies a chicken wing crossface. He flips him over his back into a Milleniumplex!!
The audience actually applauds that move. Johnny Parker moves in for the kill, and half nelsons him back up to his feet. He drops Vindication on his head with a t-bone suplex
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker applies a border city stretch! He pulls back on Vindication's head & arms, putting him in lots of pain. Vindication gets to his feet and drops back into a samoan drop!
Vindication irish whips Johnny Parker into the ropes and takes his head off with a clothesline! He pulls Parker's head up and drives his face into the mat with an impaler DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication pulls Parker's head into his legs and piledrives him into the mat! He runs into the ropes and diving elbow drops him!
The crowd cheers. Vindication grabs the straightjacket and tries to put it over Parker's head. Parker rakes Vindication's eyes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication staggers around, blinded. Johnny Parker gets up and superkicks him! He climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Vindication gets up and punches him in the stomach, crotching Parker on the turnbuckle. He climbs to the second rope and drills Parker headfirst into a super fisherman's buster!!
Ulster Hall erupts. Vindication grabs the rope and shakes it, prompting them to cheer louder. He pulls Johnny Parker up and takes a wild swing at him, but Parker ducks
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker back suplexes him and then turns it into a Parker Bomb!! He climbs to the top turnbuckles, and flips into a skytwister press!!
The Belfast audience applauds. Parker irish whips Vindication into the ropes and goes for a huracanrana but Vindication turns it into a stiff powerbomb!! The crowd cheers, and Vindication goes to work trying to get the straightjacket on Parker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication almost has that straightjacket on him!
Phil Blauer: Dave Chapelle didn't put up this much of a fight!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker kicks him away, and is able to get that jacket off. Vindication backs up and spears him out of his boots!!
The fans cheer. Vindication scoops Parker up and drops him into a backbreaker. He climbs to the top turnbuckles, and backflips into a shooting star press, but Parker rolls out of the way
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker steps through the ropes out onto the apron. He then does a backwards springboard off the top rope, turns back towards Vindication in mid-air, and connects with a tornado 720 DDT!!
The audience gives Johnny Parker a standing ovation, and a chorus of air horns. Parker cracks a smile and pulls Vindication's head into his legs. He flips into a canadian destroyer
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press!! He pulls Vindication's head into his legs again and pulls him up into a powerbomb...but swings it into a diamond cutter!! JP Drop!!
The audience boos Parker while he slips the straightjacket over Vindication's arms. He rolls him over and secures the belts and buckles. Mike Peters checks it and then signals for the bell. The crowd jeers and "I Hate Everything About You" by 3 Days Grace plays
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 10 minutes 9 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...JOHNNY PARKER!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker impressed everyone tonight with some pretty cool moves and a charisma that we haven't see in earlier matches. This could be the beginning of a great career on the West Coast. A war in UPW is spilling over into Hardkore World with the first ever threeway chain match.
Phil Blauer: "The Unlucky" 113 is chained to the FWO's "Big" Mark Evans & Miester!
"Welcome 2 Detroit" By Tricky featuring Eminem starts up and the fans boo. Meister walks out with Jane Tyrra, and then puts up two middle fingers to the booing fans in Ulster Hall
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester traded some wins with Ryan Champion these past few months, injuring Ryan's knee before losing in an I Quit Match in San Diego. He wants to move on now by beating these two men on pay-per-view.
Yolanda Ando: Miester wears green & brown army pants. His wrist is taped up. His left arm has an arm sleeve. He's also sporting a custom-made Toronto Blue Jays army camo baseball cap. He is also wearing an L.A. Lakers basketball jersey.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following is a Threeway Chain Match scheduled for a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Accompanied to the ring by his manager, Jane Tyrra; Originally from Toronto, now residing in Detroit, Michigan; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 230 pounds...MIESTER!!!"
The Belfast fans boo. "Haunted" by Evanescence plays as the lights go out. Purple lights come up as 13 walks out, a cloak hiding his face. He has the UPW Tag Title around his waist. He walks up the steel steps and raises his arms. The lights come back on as smoke comes out of the turnbuckle posts. He enters the ring and raises his arms. He has three fingers up. Then, he removes the cloak and sits in a corner
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 was successful in defeating the Future World Order in a six man tag team match in San Diego. He's hoping the momentum on his side will be enough to defeat these two men and rocket himself up the West Coast and America ratings.
Yolanda Ando: 13 wears long black jeans and a black tanktop. To the ring 13 wears a long black cloak with the hood covering his face. The UPW Tag Title is on his left shoulder and the UPW Undisputed Title is around his waist.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And from the Darkest Shadows of New York City; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 200 pounds; He is One Half of the UPW Tag Team Champions...'THE UNLUCKY ONE' 13!!!"
"If You Want Blood (You Got It)” by AC/DC hits as Mark Evans walks out from behind the curtain with a mic. The Northern Irish crowd gives him a powerful booing ovation as Evans raises his right arm while trying to ignore the fans, then raises the mic up with his left hand and starts to lip-synch the song. He gets into the ring and raises his arms to more heat
Phil Blauer: Why does he need the mic to lip sync a song? I just use my hair brush when I sing Salt & Pepa's "Shoop".
Guillermo O'Bannon: At seven feet tall, Big Mark Evans can use anything he wants to to lip sync. He's looking to win this one for the pride of the Future World Order.
Yolanda Ando: Evans wears long red tights with the straps coming up over each shoulder.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And from Salisbury, Maryland; Standing 7 feet tall; Weighing 255 pounds...BIG MARK EVANS!!!"
The fans jeer. "The Unlucky One" 13 and Miester double clothesline with the chain! Ron Reid signals for the bell
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester leg drops Big Mark Evans across the throat. "The Unlucky One" 13 pulls Evans up and punches him but Evans no-sells it! Mark headbutts 13.
Big Mark Evans front facelocks 13 but before he can DDT him, Miester catches him with a superkick! 13 gets to his feet but gets clotheslined by the chain by Miester
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester irish whips "The Unlucky One" 13 into the ropes. Miester dips his head down for a backdrop but 13 grabs him and tigerbombs him!!
The Belfast crowd cheers. Big Mark Evans pulls Miester's head into his legs and he and 13 spike piledrive him!! The audience pops
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Mark Evans grabs 13 by the throat and chokeslams him into the mat!!
The fans boo. Big Mark Evans bearhugs "The Unlucky One" 13. He grips his own wrist, and applies pressure to the small of 13's back. 13 tries to punch his way out of it but Evans holds on tight
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester bashes 13 in the face with the chain wrapped around his fist! Evans drops 13 down to his knees. Miester whacks 13 in the side of the head with a buzzsaw kick he calls Charged-Up Shock!!
A busted open 13 tips over to one side. Miester climbs up to the top turnbuckle and comes off and catches Big Mark Evans with a headscissors takedown! The audience boos
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester snap suplexes "The Unlucky One" 13. Big Mark Evans clubs Miester in the back of the head with a shot with that chain! Evans and 13 stuff powerbomb Miester!!
Phil Blauer: Ouch. The challenge of this match is that you must incapacitate two men at the same time to win.
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 applies a crippler crossface with that chain across his eyes. He leans back on the arm, with that chain cutting into Miester's eyes.
Phil Blauer: The Unlucky 113 & Miester had a stellar match at the Naeba Prince Hall in Hardkore Nippon that went to a no-contest. They look like their hoping they can settle this feud once and for all tonight on pay-per-view!
The fans cheer. Big Mark Evans stomps Miester's back to help out the cause. He then tags "The Unlucky One" 13 with a kick to break up the crippler crossface. Evans pulls him up, but 13 ducks under a punch. He german suplexes Mark Evans
Guillermo O'Bannon: 13 charges but Evans and Miester double clothesline him with that chain! Evans military presses 13 over his head and then slams him down hard to the mat!
Big Mark Evans does an FWO hand signal and the audience boos. Big Mark Evans inverted atomic drops Miester. Evans turns around into a superkick by "The Unlucky One" 13
Guillermo O'Bannon: A bleeding Miester elbow drops Big Mark Evans. Miester irish whips Evans into the ropes, but Evans comes back with a clothesline that flips Miester head over heels!
The fans pop, and Jane Tyrra covers her mouth in horror. "The Unlucky One" 13 sits on Miester's back and wraps the chain around Miester's eyes in a camel clutch. Blood runs down Miester's face as he screams in pain
Guillermo O'Bannon: Meanwhile Big Mark Evans tags the first turnbuckle!
Referee Ron Reid: 1!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Mark tags a second one while "The Unlucky One" 13 continues to crane back on that camel clutch with the chain.
Referee Ron Reid: 2!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Evans reaches out for the third one, but 13 releases the clutch and stops Evans with a shot to the face with the chain. He wraps the chain around Evans' throat and falls back into a chokehold!
"The Unlucky One" 13 pulls back on the chain. Evans tries to get his fingers in between the chain and his neck, but 13 has it pulled back tight. Evans kicks his legs out frantically
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester is tagging the turnbuckles, while 13 & Evans are busy.
Referee Ron Reid: 1!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester reaches for the second one, but 13 breaks it up. Miester drops down into a stunner! He grabs Evans by the hair and drives his face into the mat with an X factor!
The Belfast fans boo. Miester wraps the chain around his fist and takes a wild swing, but Evans ducks. He atomic drops Miester into the turnbuckles. 13 moves in and grabs his arms; 13 drops down into a straightjacket lung blower
Guillermo O'Bannon: 13 turns around into a spinebuster from Big Mark Evans! Miester pulls 13 up but 13 comes up swinging with that chain wrapped around his fist. He full nelsons Miester and 13-plexes him!
The crowd comes alive! A bloody 13 bashes Big Mark Evans in the face with the chain and then hits him with a spinning jawbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Headstone! Miester hops onto the middle of the second turnbuckle and backflips onto both Evans & 13 with a moonsault!!
Miester irish whips "The Unlucky One" 13 into the ropes and catches him on the way back with a black hole slam!! The fans boo
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester front facelocks Evans and climbs up to the second rope. He tornado DDTs Big Mark! Miester irish whips Evans into the turnbuckles. He follows him in but Big Mark Evans boots him in the face!
The fans boo. Big Mark Evans lifts Miester up onto his shoulders in a human torture rack. He flips him over into a diamond cutter!! The boos get louder
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Cutter!! Big Mark Evans double underhooks both of Miester's arms and Thunderstruck tigerdrivers him in the middle of the mat!!
The audience boos as Evans celebrates in the middle of the ring. "The Unlucky One" 13 comes up from behind Evans and wraps the chain around his neck. He drops down into his rear naked choke. The Ulster Hall erupts
Guillermo O'Bannon: 13 Chokeout with the chain!! Big Mark Evans thrashes his arms and legs frantically but 13 has it cinched in tight.
Phil Blauer: Where's the FWO? What's the point of a heel stable when they're scratching their balls while your in a submission finisher?
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 has his legs wrapped around Evans' stomach, pulling back with that chain until Evans' arms fall limp. 13 tags the first turnbuckle.
Referee Ron Reid: 1!
Guillermo O'Bannon: 13 walks over and slaps the second turnbuckle.
Referee Ron Reid: 2!
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 walks over and tags the third turnbuckle!
Referee Ron Reid: 3!
Phil Blauer: One more and he's home free!
The Belfast crowd is clapping and stomping their feet into the floor, urging "The Unlucky One" 13 to make it
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Mark Evans is still unconcious from the 13 Chokeout, but Miester is finally starting to stir after The Thunderstruck. Miester is on his feet...but "The Unlucky One" 13 tags the last turnbuckle!
"Haunted" by Evanescence plays and the Belfast fans erupt! "The Unlucky One" 13 unhooks the chain from his wrist and Ron Reid raises his arm
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 17 minutes 33 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...'THE UNLUCKY ONE' 13!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 is victorious!
Phil Blauer: But only just by barely.
Guillermo O'Bannon: 13 breaks the stalemate between himself and Miester that started in Japan.
***commercial***
Voiceover: ESPN and Tostitos had a contest this spring, "Bring Your Favorite NFL Player to Work"! Steve White of Glens Falls, New York won and selected the Dallas Cowboys reciever Terell Owens!
Cut to Steve showing T.O. around his office. Owens' has shades and his headphones on. He looks around, uninterested
Steve White: And this is my cubicle. This is where I do most of my work. I check on the shipping orders and then call the recieving parties and make sure their satisfied with their paper products. Uh, there's a picture of when I went to Miami a few years ago...
T.O.: Uh huh, where's the wetbar?
Steve White: Wetbar? No, Terrell, this is a cubicle...I work here.
T.O.: Sounds like some bullshit. Come on, I'm hungry. Let's grab a fish taco.
Steve White: (checks his watch) Uh, it's 8:30. We've only been here five minutes.
T.O.: So. Take your first lunch.
Steve White: First lunch? Uh, no, T.O. I only get one lunch. It's 12:00pm to 12:30pm.
T.O.: One lunch?!?! Man, you need to grow a pair. What the fuck they gonna do? I played the Super Bowl on a broken leg. What are they gonna do without T.O.?What are they gonna do without Steve White? How they gonna find out if people like their paper?
Cut to Steve White and T.O. making themselves margaritas at Steve's cubicle
Mr. Henderson: White, what happened to those orders headed to Sarasota? I was supposed to have your report by noon?
Steve White: I'm holding out, sir.
Mr. Henderson: HOLDING OUT?? This is a paper shipping company! You can't hold out!
T.O.: What part of Hold Out don't you get, mother fucker? He's exercising his right to work or not work, until his conditions improve.
Mr. White: Conditions?
Drew Rosenhaus pops into the frame
Drew Rosenhaus: Drew Rosenhaus, sir. You have been working this man like a dog, with no return from you. We want a 300% raise, as well as stock options, and the health care that your company's president enjoys.
T.O.: I played the Super Bowl on a broken leg.
Mr. Henderson: Your fired, White. Get your things, your tempermental reciever, your sports agent and leave.
Drew Rosenhaus: They try this everytime. They can't fire you, the union won't allow it.
Steve White: We don't have a union.
Drew Rosenhaus: Oh...
T.O.: Oh...bye.
T.O. and Rosenhaus leave a shocked and mortified Steve White. Fade to Guillermo and Phil, ringside at Ulster Hall
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is the first ever sadistic madness match in Hardkore World. This is a match where pins only count after you have busted open your opponent. Dan Stein and Adrian Tanner Jr. have a fight in the Land Down Under that is making it's World Tour stop in Belfast, Northern Ireland.
Ulster Hall goes dark. On the tron, 3 symbols flash in time with a heart beating:
ALOHA
OMEGA
The Punisher skull
The lights abruptly come on again. “More Human Than Human” by White Zombie plays over the PA as “The Punisher” Dan Stein makes his way to the ring area, flanked by his manager, the 21st century “First Lady of Professional Wrestling,” Domino. Stein gets though the ring ropes, and opens them up for Domino, then comes in himself after her. Upon entering the ring, Stein thrusts up his trusty club, the Peacemaker, to the roar of the crowd. Domino waves and blows kisses to the crowd as random whistles and catcalls reign down upon them. Domino takes Stein’s black duster and promptly leaves the ring.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The last time Dan Stein was in this country, he was involved in the infamous blue bar steel cage match with Lucifer Jones. He lost that match...
Phil Blauer: Oh, did he lose that match.
Guillermo O'Bannon: But tonight, he wants to paint The Ulster Hall with Adrian Tanner Jr.'s blood. To erase that horrible match from anyone's memory.
Yolanda Ando: Stien is wearing a simple tight black t-shirt, and plain black shorts, with black leather wrestling boots. Stein also wears black leather gloves with the fingers ripped out.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Sadistic Madness Match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by Domino; Standing 6 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 285 pounds...'THE PUNISHER' DAN STEIN!!!"
The audience cheers. The house lights dim to black and spliced footage from Metal Gear Solid III appears on the screen.
Revolver Ocelot: Hold it right there, traitor. Let's find out just how lucky you are.
(Ocelot reveals a bullet for his revolver. He loads the bullet)/i
Ocelot: Watch closely. (takes out three revolvers)
Ocelot: One of these three guns has a single bullet in it. I'm going to pull the trigger six times in a row. Are you ready?
(Ocelot juggles the three guns. Each time he pulls a trigger, Sokolov winces. The fifth time a trigger is pulled, Sokolov pisses his pants)
Ocelot: Looks like your luck hasn't run out yet.
{The sixth time, the gun fires and the screen shatters into a million pieces as Nonpoint's "Bullet with a name" booms through the speakers.}
*BOOM!*
A huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage in flames. When the flames die down, Adrian Tanner Jr stands in the middle of the stage, head down, dressed in red "metallic effect" shorts with "AT" in gold letters on each side and an open red "metalic effect" ring jacket with the same, along with black elbow and knee pads.) The Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team title on his right shoulder, the Hardkore World Tag Team title around his waist. Adrian heads to the ring, slapping hands on the way down. In the ring, Adrian takes off his jacket, then mounts the nearest turnbuckle, making the "gun" motion with left hand. He "cocks" and "fires," and then jumps down
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. has been on quite a roll lately since joining The Un-Stable as well as in Australia & IGA. He's got a Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship title shot against his longtime partner Syberus. A win over Dan Stein tonight is gonna be a message to Syberus that his title reign could be coming to an end by friendly fire!
Phil Blauer: Like Pat Tillman!
Yolanda Ando: Adrian Tanner Jr. is wearing red shorts with gold flames with with black and elbow and knee pads, white wrist bands, a black chain around his neck, white boots with "AT" in small blue letters on the back.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent is from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 227 pounds; He is One Third HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS & and One Half HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"
The fans cheer. Dan Stein runs and takes Tanner out with a hooked clothesline! Mike Peters signals for the bell
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stien irish whips Adrian Tanner Jr. into the ropes but Tanner comes back with a dropkick to his chin.
The audience applauds, and Tanner grabs a headlock. Stien lifts Tanner up in an atomic drop and drops him on the turnbuckle and pulls him back into a tree of woe. Stien grabs the ropes and steps on Tanner's throat
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Punisher" Dan Stien chokes Tanner with his boot. He steps back and drops an elbow on Adrian's exposed groin.
Tanner drops down to the mat, and clutches his balls. Dan Stein presses Tanner over his head...but Tanner falls on his feet behind him! Tanner whacks Stien in the chest with a karate chop
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner cuts down Stien with another hard chop to his chest. He knife edge chops his pecs again. He vertical suplexes Dan Stein...but Stien no-sells it!
The Belfast crowd roars as Stien stands right back up and pounds his chest. Tanner looks a little concerned. Dan Stien grabs Tanner by the neck and lifts him up by the throat with two hands
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stien throttles him by the throat, choking the life out of him! He slams him down to the mat! He butterflies his arms and tosses him across the ring with a double underhook suplex!
Stien pulls Tanner's head into his legs and flips him onto his shoulder with an argentinean backbreaker. He bounces Adrian's back up & down on his shoulder. Fans play their air horns to break the silence
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner falls behind Stien and arm drags him across the ring. He applies an armbar. He clamps down on that large arm and thrashes it around, trying to dislocate his shoulder. He places his knee on the back of Stien's head.
Domino yells out some words of encouragement to Stien from ringside. Stien works his way to to his feet, but Tanner leads him over to the corner and reverse russian legsweeps Stien's face into the turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. kneedrops Stien in the small of the back. He irish whips Stien into the ropes and comes at him with a flying body press, but The Punisher catches him with a powerslam!
The audience pops. "The Punisher" Dan Stien half nelsons Tanner and applies a chicken wing, then tiger suplexes him on the back of the head! The fans cheer louder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stien pulls Tanner's head into his legs, and then lifts him up into a powerbomb. He drops Tanner on the rope and slingshot powerbombs him!!
Adrian Tanner Jr. arches his back in pain. Stien gut wrenches Tanner up and then drops him into a reverse DDT! Stien irish whips Tanner into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stien goes for a spinebuster, but Tanner reverses it into a tornado DDT! He sticks his knees into Stien's back and bridges him up into a bow & arrow.
Mike Peters looks on helplessly as Adrian pulls down on Stien's head & crossed legs. Tanner bounces Stien's back on his knees. He drops him over to one side, and then elbow drops the small of his back
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. scoops Stien up and drops him into a backbreaker.
Phil Blauer: Adrian Tanner Jr. going after Stien's back like monkey on a cupcake.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner irish whips Stien into the ropes and dips down for a back body drop, but Stien DDTs him!
Tanner holds the top of his neck. Dan Stien pulls Tanner up into a powerbomb, but Adrian Tanner Jr. turns it into a huracanrana! The Belfast fans cheer, Domino rolls The Peacemaker into the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Domino gets up on the apron and flashes Adrian Tanner!
Phil Blauer: For God sakes' move!
The Northern Irish fans are deafening for the free boobs. Phil leaps over the table and tries to get over to the ring to get a better look. Tanner and Mike Peters are both mesmerized. Dan Stien grabs the Peacemaker staff and cracks it over Tanner's head!! Ulster Hall pops
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stien gut wrenches Tanner up into a stiff powerbomb!! he runs into the ropes, but Tanner trips him up with a drop toe hold that drops his throat on the middle rope!
Adrian Tanner Jr. waits for Stien to get to his feet and whacks him with an enzuigiri kick! Tanner loosens the turnbuckle padding and pulls Stien up by the hair
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner tries to smash Stien's face into the unprotected turnbuckle steel cable hook, but Stien blocks it with his boot. The Punisher smashes Tanner's face into the unprotected turnbuckle, again, again, over & over!
Tanner is busted open and the Belfast fans roar. Dan Stien lifts Tanner up in a vertical suplex and then drops him down into a jackhammer
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Suddenly, Mike's working?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yeah, Tanner's bleeding. The pins didn't count until then.
Phil Blauer: Oh. I just thought he was holding out...like T.O.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stien scoops Tanner up and drops him headfirst into a michinoku driver I!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stien irish whips Tanner into the ropes and dips down for a backdrop, but Tanner reverses it into a swinging neckbreaker!
Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips over Stien's shoulder with a blockbuster! He sticks his knee into Stien's back and pulls back his arms into a surfboard
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stien tries to yank Tanner's arms out of their sockets. He cranes back on the surfboard trying to further weaken the big man's back. He pulls Stien up and double underhooks his arms, but The Punisher backdrops him. He lifts Tanner up into a fireman's carry, and runs into the center of the ring with a death valley driver!
Dan Stien climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a moonsault!! The audience gasps with shock and then chants "PUN!! PUN!! PUN!! PUN!! PUN!!'
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)
Phil Blauer: I don't believe it! Pun pulled off a moonsault?!?! I don't think anyone's ever seen that!
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Just like Veronica Mars!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stien has been heavily training for this big pay-per-view and it shows! He's in the best shape of his life and doing moves I've never seen him do. He irish whips Tanner into the ropes and tiltawhirls him into a backbreaker! He sits on his back and applies a sleeper camel clutch.
Dan Stien rocks back on the camel clutch with Tanner's head in his arms. He thrashes Adrian's head from side to side while Mike Peters asks Tanner if he wants to submit. He refuses while blood pours down his face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stien pulls him up and sets him up for a suplex, but Tanner blocks it with his leg. Tanner responds with a stalling vertical suplex of his own. He dropkicks Stien over the ropes!
The Belfast fans cheer. Adrian Tanner Jr. steps through the ropes out on to the apron. He gets a running start and then grabs Stien with a huracanrana on the concrete!! Stien rolls over with a large gash over his eye
Guillermo O'Bannon: Now both men are elligible to be pinned.
Phil Blauer: I don't get it, why?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. gets back up on the apron, gets a running start and then backflips into a shooting star press off the apron!!
The crowd leaps to their feet and chants "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!" A few squeeze off some air horns around the Ulster Hall. Tanner rolls back into the ring and runs into the ropes. He leaps onto the top rope and springboards off into a senton that smashes Stien into the guardrail!! The chants of "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!" get louder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner goes for a russian legsweep, but Stien blocks it, and does his own russian legsweep, smacking the back of Tanner's head into the guardrail!!
The fans wince at the sound of Tanner's skull cracking against that railing. Stien rolls a bleeding Tanner back into the ring and then climbs back onto the apron. Tanner stops him and brainbusters him back into the ring
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner attempts a suplex but Stien blocks it. He responds by lifting Tanner in a hanging suplex.
Stien gives the crowd a "Come on" gesture with his free hand and the Belfast fans give him a standing ovation for his show of strength before Stien drops him in the suplex. Stien bends both of Tanner's arms behind him and lift him up into a double flying chicken wing
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stien balancing Tanner on both of his elbows, bouncing him up & down to increase the pain. Mike Peters checks in but Tanner is refusing to submit.
Phil Blauer: Stien using Tanner's own weight to try and break both of his arms. Like Soutter when he attempts a push-up.
Guillermo O'Bannon: A bloody Stien slams Tanner down on his chest! He irish whips Tanner into the ropes, but Adrian ducks a clothesline and hits a german suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stien rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. double underhooks Stien's arms and flips him into a tiger driver '91!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stien claps his legs together on Tanner's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein grabs his Peacemaker and rams the butt of it into Tanner's throat! Tanner staggers, choking, and Stien pulls his head into his legs. He lifts him up into a razor's edge and then drops him into a neckbreaker!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stien applies a full nelson. He thrashes Tanner from side to side, not allowing him any balance! Mike Peters asks Tanner, but he shakes his head. Stien clamps down on the back of his neck even harder.
Tanner tries to grab onto the rope, but Domino jumps up on the apron and pulls it back. Adrian takes the other way out and mule kicks Stien in the groin. He full nelsons Stien as well and dragon suplexes him
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stien gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. maintains the full nelson while Stien is on his stomach. He pulls back on Stien's arm & shoulders, pressing down on the back of his neck.
Blood streams down Dan Stien's face. Mike Peters asks him if he wants to submit, but Stien shakes his head. He lifts Stien up into a fireman's carry and and swings it around into a TKO
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner irish whips Stien into the ropes, but The Punisher comes back with a polish hammer to his nose! Tanner staggers around, dazed, and Stien clotheslines him on the back of the head!
Dan Stien grabs The Peacemaker and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He hops off and smashes Tanner on the top of the head with that heavy wooden staff!! The Belfast crowd roars
Phil Blauer: I've seen Stien go off the top more tonight than in his entire career. Like Richie Valens some things should never take flight!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stien applies a full nelson again. This time he spins Tanner around & round so as to not allow him to find his feet and kick him in the jimmy again.
Mike Peters asks Tanner if he wants to submit but he refuses. So Stein full nelson slams him! He irish whips him into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. hits Stien with a flying body press!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner snap suplexes Stien. He rolls his hips and pulls Pun up into a second and third. Then he lifts Stien up and drops him into a backbreaker, holding it for a submission.
Tanner pushes down on Stien's chin and knees, forcing his knee into Dan's spine. Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to submit, but Stien hesitantly holds him off. Domino pounds on the apron, trying to get the crowd to clap. They follow suit
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. applies an abdominal stretch, further weakening Stien's lower back. He plants his foot and pulls back on Stien's arm and lower body.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Mike Peters asks Stien if he wants to submit. Stien shakes his head, and Tanner wrenches back on the abdominal stretch to sweeten the deal. Stien braces himself and hiptosses out of it. The audience applauds
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stien rolls Tanner up with la majistral!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. is the first to his feet and applies a full nelson. He ties up their legs and pitches Stien facefirst into the mat with a reverse russian legsweep!
Stien's face leaves a large blood smear on the canvas. Tanner motions for Stien to get up. When he does, he charges, but Stien grabs him by the throat with both hands and lifts him up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stien throttling Tanner by the throat, choking the very life out of him! He tosses him down to the mat hard! He picks up the Peacemaker and drops it down into Tanner's bloody face!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stien motions for Tanner to get up. When he does, he takes a baseball swing with that bat, but Tanner ducks! He smacks Stien upside the jaw with The Daytripper superkick!!
The Ulster Hall erupts and Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top turnbuckle. He flips off with a corkscrew moonsault
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Dan Stien kicks out)
Phil Blauer: What a match!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. fireman's carries Stien onto his shoulders and sits him on the top turnbuckle. He climbs to the second rope, but Stien punches him in the face. Dan Stien bulldogs him off the second rope!! He oklahoma rolls him up!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stien front facelocks him and then rolls it into a swinging neckbreaker!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stien scoops Tanner up, but Adrian falls on his feet behind him with an inverted facelock. He locks in a kneeling dragon sleeper! He pulls back on Stien's head & neck.
Mike Peters asks Stien if he wants to submit but he refuses. Adrian rolls and hits a modified roll the dice! With Adrian's hand still around his head, he locks on a headscissors, then uses his free hand to grab Stien's left arm, and uses both arms to wrench the left arm back, while still holding the headscissors
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Problem Solver version 1.0! Tanner pulls back on Stien's arm, while crushing Stien's bloody head with that powerful headscissors. Peters again asks Stien if he wants to tap out to The Problem Solver, but Stien refuses. Tanner releases it and pulls Stien up into a perfect plex he calls The SureShot!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Dan Stien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner pulls his head into his legs and lifts him up into a styles clash!! The Best Damn Secondary Finisher, Period! He rolls it into a sunset flip!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Dan Stien claps his legs together on Tanner's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star frog splash, but Stien puts his knees up into Adrian's stomach!! Stien presses Tanner over his head and then drops his throat on the top rope!
Tanner chokes and gags, Stien traps both of his arms and then headbutts him in the face over & over, leaving it a bloody mess. Then he X factors Tanner's face into the mat
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stien lifts Tanner up by his blood soaked hair and drops down into a Twilight's Hammer hangman's neckbreaker!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Punisher" Dan Stien pumphandles Adrian Tanner Jr. up into his The Reckoning powerslam!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
The bell rings and “More Human Than Human” by White Zombie plays on the PA. The fans cheer and Domino raises Stien's arm
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 25 minutes 4 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...'THE PUNISHER' DAN STIEN!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. goes to Scotland for his title shot against Syberus with a loss on his record from "The Punisher" Dan Stien.
Matt Boone: I was spitting off the top of the parking garage when I saw a limo pull up.
Phil Blauer: A limo, you say?
Matt Boone: A limo, long and black like Shaq's penis. Here it is now!
(A limo pulls up. Robert Hunglestein and Robert Hunglestein Jr get out. The crowd pops.)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Hunglesteins! Wrestling legends! They join us tonight as guests of American Heavyweight Champion Rated X.
(The crowd pops. X gets out, the crowd pops huge.)
Rated X: Let me tell you something, Boone. I dedicate tonight's victory to these two giants of our fake sport. Robert Hunglestein Jr was Cleveland when Cleveland wasn't cool.
Rated X: Robert Hunglestein Sr wrestled to a one-hour draw every night for five year. Sure he spent most nights in a side headlock helping Lou Thesz work through his troubled marriage, it's still a feat not matched in our business since. On behalf of everyone, let me say thank you.
Rated X: You deserve better then what you've gotten. Look at your legacy. Robert Hunglestein III is not only a disgrace the Hunglestein name, but to the human race. Imagine if Hitler was your son and his wrestling career was sprialing out of control. That's what I think it would be like to be these two great men with me here tonight.
Robert Hunglestein: Call me dad.
Robert Hunglestein Jr: That would make us brothers, X. We're family.
Rated X: Listen to your Uncle X, Robby, back out now. You practically no showed after a promise to match me word for word, line for line. I knew you didn't have it in you. Feel free to use this defeat as a reason to leave the board for awhile, clean up your life, take what we in the business call a "cobryn vacation". You need it. You deserve it.
Matt Boone: Sources close to Robert Hunglestein III say he's in the middle of one of the greatest free falls.
Rated X: Lost his shot at the world title, lost his shot at my title. About to get swerved by Cobryn, puts him over. Jonnie books him against Death Gojira at PSP; then, maybe a feud with Soutter over the West Coast Title?
Matt Boone: You asking me?
Rated X: Anyone. Tell me, what's next for Robert Hunglestein III.
Fade back to ringside
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce and Andrew Karnage have locked up before. It was for a shot at Rated X's Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship.
Fade to the US Airways Center with video dated 6/9/06
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce lifts Karnage up on his shoulders in a fireman's carry, but Karnage lands on his feet behind him and katahajime suplexes him on his head!
The crowd erupts. Andrew Karnage then lifts James Fierce up into a crucifix and then drops him down into a black tigerbomb
Guillermo O'Bannon: Thrill Kill Edge!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce claps his legs together on Karnage's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce applies a wrist-clutch and then drops him on his head with a fisherman's buster!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage irish whips Fierce into the ropes but James ducks under a lariot, he comes back on the other side with a lariot!
Phil Blauer: Not a nightmare but at least one of those dreams when you first are falling asleep where you jolt awake. Or the one where Judith Light crawls on top of you and you just wake up...screaming...but there's no noise coming out, Guillermo. No noise.
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce drops the back of Karnage's head on the top turnbuckle with a Kobashi Powerbomb! Karnage bounces out into a super side kick underneath his chin!
James Fierce climbs to the top turnbuckle and flies off, crashing down on Karnage's chest with a flying elbow
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Picture Perfect Elbow Drop!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Around the World" by Red Hot Chili Peppers plays and the audience applauds. Ron Reid holds up Fierce's arm
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 16 minutes 6 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...'PLATINUM' JAMES FIERCE!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce wins a shot at Rated X or Dan Stein in San Diego, and has one up on Karnage in the submission match coming up in Belfast.
Fade back to the Ulster Hall. "Around the World" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers plays and the Belfast fans cheer. James Fierce stoically walks down to the ring with The Shootfighter, Paul Soutter, & Judge Death
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce rolling mob deep with the KGB for tonight's Submission Match. Fierce won the last encounter in Phoenix and took Rated X to the limit in their title match in San Diego. Tonight he hopes to make a clean sweep, and defeat Andrew Karnage a second time.
Yolanda Ando: James Fierce is in a traditional wrestling singlet. The singlet is red at the top and transitions into black towards the thighs. On the back of the singlet the letters “KGB” are written in black. The SWAT Carribean Heavyweight Championship is wrapped around his waist. Fierce wears a black and red warm up jacket that has "Bandits" written on the left breast and "Fierce" underneath.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Submission Match is scheduled for 10 Rounds. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first , accompanied to the ring by The K.G.B.; from Washington, D.C but originally from West by gawd Virginia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 255 pounds; He is The Current SWAT Carribean Heavyweight Champion...JAMES'PLATINUM' FIERCE!!!"
Ulster Hall cheers and a few fans belt out with their air horns. "I'm the One" by Static-X plays and the audience pops for Kilroy Evans, Syberus, and Rising Sun walk out
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage has been trying to get one of these matches for a year now. He was slated to face "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa at Palm Springs Punishment 2006, but his winning the tag team titles got in the way. Tonight, he gets to show his talent from BJJ training.
Yolanda Ando: I also trained in that discipline.
Phil Blauer: There's two J's there.
Yolanda Ando: Andrew Karnage wears black trunks with silver and crimson lines on the sides. Black kneepads with amateur style wrestling boots. Black wrist tape with crimson on the edges. Black elbow supporter on the right elbow.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by The Un-Stable; From Orem, Utah; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 263 pounds; He is One Third of the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS and One Half of the HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...ANDREW KARNAGE!!!"
The Belfast fans cheer wildly. Ron Reid signals for the bell and The Un-Stable & The K.G.B. go to their prospective corners. Andrew Karnage and James Fierce lock up with a collar & elbow tie-up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage begins cracking Fierce in the ribs and stomach with some muy thai kneelifts. Fierce tries to subdue him with a front chancery. He cinches it in tight to cut off Karnage's air.
Phil Blauer: We could have a tap out already!
Karnage desperately looks for escape, but then backdrops Fierce over his shoulder. He hammers Fierce with stiff sledgehammer punches, that eventually opens up a cut underneath his eye
Phil Blauer: Karnage has opened up a cut underneath Fierce's eye already.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage whacks Fierce with a few more punches, then pulls him up and belly to belly suplexes him over his head!
Andrew Karnage irish whips James Fierce into the turnbuckles. He hammers Fierce's face with a flurry of stiff forearm shots to his face and the cut under his eye, opening it up even more. The last one is so hard it sends Fierce down to a sitting position
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage bootscrapes Fierce's cut a few times, and then twists his boot over Fierce's face with a bootwash! Andrew pulls Fierce up but James comes up swinging with a european uppercut!
That dazes Karnage, and James Fierce bulldogs Karnage! He applies a reverse chinlock. The crowd chants "BOOO-ring! BOOO-ring! BOOO-ring! BOOO-ring! BOOO-ring!" Fierce cinches up on the chinlock, while Karnage gasps for air
Phil Blauer: Twenty seconds left in the first round.
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce racheting up on that chinlock. But Karnage works his way up to his feet, and elbows Fierce in the stomach. Karnage drops Fierce on his head with a head & arm Icepick 2K1 suplex!
The bell rings, and Soutter and Kilroy Evans put the stools in their corner. James Fierce and Andrew Karnage sit down. Paul Soutter squeezes a wet sponge over Fierce's head, and goes to work on the cut under his eye. Kilroy Evans spreads some vaseline on Karnage's cheeks and forehead
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I gotta give that round to Andrew Karnage. He opened up a cut on James Fierce and threw him around the ring like he was me.
Phil Blauer: I'm impressed with Soutter's talent as a cut-man. He's like a fat Clint Eastwood but better smelling. Mo Chúisle! Mo Chúisle! Mo Chúisle!
A hot bikini woman walks around the ring with a card reading ROUND 2. Ron Reid signals for the bell and Andrew Karnage and James Fierce leave their corners. Andrew Karnage ducks under a punch and drops Fierce with a high angle backdrop driver
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage grabs Fierce by the throat, and drops him on his knee with a Choke-Breaker!! He scoops Fierce up and chicken wings his arm behind him...running hammerlock powerslam!
Phil Blauer: Kilroy Evans is staring a hole through Paul Soutter from across the ring. A staredown not seen from these two since the 2005 Hardkore America Annual Pizza Party "Last Slice" incident.
James Fierce rolls around, clutching his elbow. Karnage pulls him up and irish whips him into the ropes. He dips down for a backdrop, but James Fierce takes over with a corkscrew neckbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce grabs a side headlock. He clamps down on the neck region of Karnage. Karnage tries to push him off into the ropes, but Fierce hangs onto the headlock.
Kilroy Evans makes his way over to the same side as Soutter and stands nect to him. Fierce headlock takeovers Karnage. He grinds that headlock in, meanwhile Soutter notices Kilroy Evans standing right next to him. Soutter says "Get out of here!" and pushes Kilroy away. Fierce does a go behind on the mat and applies a chicken wing. He rolls Karnage onto the mat, and pulls up on his wrist
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid checks in but Karnage not submitting to the chicken wing. Not yet anyway. Fierce then turns it into a crippler crossface. He leans back on Karnage's head & arm.
James Fierce readjusts his grip and yanks back on the crippler crossface. Ron Reid asks Karnage if he wants to tap but he shakes his head. Andrew is able to reach out and grab the rope
Guillermo O'Bannon: The referee forces James Fierce to break the crippler crossface. Fierce pulls Karnage into his legs but Andrew blocks the piledriver, and reverses with an alabama slammer!!
The audience pops. James Fierce is pulled up by the hair, but Fierce comes up swinging with a shotei palm strike. The bell rings and Andrew Karnage and James Fierce retire to their corners. Rising Sun loosens up Karnage's shoulders with a massage. Karnage turns around, and Rising Sun says "I'm not gay...seriously."
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I'm giving that round to James Fierce. He was able to wear down the arm and neck of Karnage which will possible figure into this match later on.
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce definately has been slowing this match down to his style of match.
Kilroy Evans tells Andrew Karnage "Go after that cut. Pop it like a pimple. And bring me back some pork rinds if you get a chance." Soutter tells James Fierce "Keep him on the mat, those roids have to wear out some time." The ring card girl walks through with the ROUND 3 card. Ron Reid signals for the bell
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage comes running out of the corner and hits Fierce in the chest with a yakuza kick! He applies a kimura to Fierce's arm. He bends James' arm behind him, wrenching up on it.
Ron Reid checks in but Fierce refuses to submit. Andrew Karnage rachets up on the trapped arm again. James Fierce pokes Karnage's eyes. He gets to his feet and belly to belly suplexes the AK-47
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce goes for a bulldog but Karnage pushes him off into the turnbuckles! Karnage grabs him by the hair and headbutts him in the back of the head a few times. He half nelsons him and chicken wings his arm, then drops him on the back of his head with an Icepick Suplex!
The crowd pops. Andrew Karnage applies a masterlock. He presses those linked hands into the back of his neck, pushing Fierce's chin into his neck. He swings Fierce round & round, in a giant swing
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage spins Fierce round until his feet leave the ground, while applying intense pressure to the back of his neck. Fierce isn't tapping so Karnage drops him. He goes for a DDT, but Fierce shoots in and double leg takedowns him.
He stands on Karnage's face and twists into a bootscrape. Karnage rolls over onto his stomach, and Fierce kneedrops the back of his head. The bell rings and Fierce and Karnage go back to their corners
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: This round went to Andrew Karnage. He was all over James Fierce from the opening bell.
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce looked a little lost in that opening round, but he has definately made up some ground in the subsequent rounds.
James Fierce has a trickle of blood coming from the cut underneath his eye so Soutter wipes that off. Kilroy Evans tells Andrew Karnage "No luck on those pork rinds, huh? Oh well. I think now's about time to start (sees the camera) ropdsay Iercefay noay ishay eadhay." A woman walks through with a card reading ROUND 4. Ron Reid signals for the bell
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage and Fierce go in for a lock-up, but Fierce grabs his arm and pulls him into a short arm clothesline. He pulls him in for a second, and then double underhook DDTs Karnage! Tylenol’s Favorite Combo!!
James Fierce climbs to the top turnbuckle but Karnage grabs him by the arms and flips him over into an owendriver iconoclasm!! Ulster Hall erupts
Guillermo O'Bannon: Spinal Fusion Driver!! He gut wrenches James Fierce up and running Origin Bombs him in the center of the ring!!
The fans cheer. Andrew Karnage dumps Fierce on his head with an exploder '98! He applies a crippler crossface where he locks a hammerlock on the arm that isn’t scissored holding with his elbow while he reaches up to apply the chinlock
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pain Killer EX!! Andrew Karnage leans back on both of his arms, the arms he's been wearing down with the kimura and chicken wing powerslam tonight.
The front row of the audience slaps the guardrail and chants "TAP!! TAP!! TAP!! TAP!! TAP!!" James Fierce screams in agony but refuses to tap out to Ron Reid. He gets an arm free and grabs the rope, so Reid forces him to break The Pain Killer EX
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce gets to his feet and cracks Andrew Karnage in the face with a few elbow shots to his face. Fierce spins into a rolling elbow that knocks Karnage to the mat!
James Fierce pulls him up and inverted atomic drops him, and then turns him over into a single leg boston crab. He plants his leg and leans back on the hyperextended knee
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage in alot of pain but there's only 10 seconds left in the fourth round! He's gonna try and hold on. Fierce readjusts and yanks back on the bent leg again.
The bell rings and Ron Reid forces Fierce to release the half crab. Fierce goes back to his corner and The Shootfighter and Soutter slap his back in congrats. Andrew Karnage limps back to his corner, and checks his right eyebrow for blood
Guillermo O'Bannon: It looks like one of those elbow shots opened Karnage's eye up a little.
Phil Blauer: We should all open up. I masturbate to Thea Vidale with a plastic bag over my head.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Me too.
Yolanda Ando: Me too.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: That last round was a toss-up. I think Karnage had a slight advantage with the sheer impact of those moves early on.
Syberus helps Kilroy Evans work on the cut over Andrew Karnage's right eye. Soutter keeps telling James Fierce, "You got em baby, you got em now!" The ring card girl walks through with a sign that reads ROUND 5
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce comes out of his corner and takes a wild swing, but Andrew Karnage ducks it and german suplexes him! He pulls him up and full nelsons him into a dragon suplex! He straightjackets his arm and completes The Pride Cycle with an aztec suplex!
The audience pops. Andrew Karnage scoops Fierce up and swings him around into a catatonic backbreaker!! The crowd cheers, and Andrew pulls him up into a half nelson
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage drops James Fierce on his head with a t-bone suplex! He turns Fierce over and returns the favor with a single boston crab of his own.
Andrew Karnage yanks back on Fierce's leg, and then stands on the back of his head. Ron Reid asks Fierce if he wants to tap out but he refuses. Karnage lifts his leg and brings his boot down on James' head with all of his might
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce slips out and drop toe holds Andrew Karnage, and applies an ankle lock. He applies a scissors hold to Karnage's thigh and drops down to the mat. He twists Karnage's foot, yelling for Ron Reid to ask him if he wants to submit.
Andrew Karnage refuses to tap out, but clutches a handful of his hair in pain. Kilroy Evans produces a tazer gun out of his pocket and gets up on the apron. Paul Soutter sees it and almost runs into the ring but Ron Reid cuts him off
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rising Sun enters the ring and stomps James Fierce to release him from the ankle lock. Karnage gets back to his feet, but Fierce takes him back down with a dragon screw, and turns it into an STF!
James Fierce pulls up on Andrew Karnage's head & neck. He clamps down on Karnage's throat, turning his face red from strangulation. Kilroy Evans pulls out the tazer but Syberus and Rising Sun tell him to chill
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage reaches the ropes and Ron Reid forces James Fierce to break the STF. James Fierce climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Karnage gets up and trips him, facing the audience. Karnage climbs up to the top turnbuckle behind him and wraps his legs around the ropes. He drops back with a spider kataha-jime suplex!! Black Market Lobotomy!
The crowd roars! The bell rings. The Shootfighter and Soutter enter the ring and drag James Fierce to the corner. Kilroy Evans and Syberus help an upside down Andrew Karnage right side up and to his corner
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: That one goes to James Fierce. Fierce worked down Karnage's leg & neck area, and despite the last minute Black Market Lobotomy, had this round well in control.
Guillermo O'Bannon: This has been everything we were hoping. A big fight feel!
The Shootfighter works on James Fierce's neck, while Soutter runs some smelling salts under his nose. Andrew Karnage looks confident in his corner, staring at Fierce. The ring card girl walks through with a ROUND 6 card
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage gets out of his corner, but gets blindsided with a clothesline to the back of the head!
Fierce waits for Karnage to get to his feet, and then comes at him with a superkick but Karnage ducks and counters with a sambo suplex
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage lifts Fierce on his shoulders in a human torture rack. He drops down to his knees in a derailer! Karnage stands back up to his feet and swings around into a hangman's neckbreaker!!
The Belfast audience cheers. Kilroy Evans pulls out a pie and Soutter's eyes are drawn to it like moth to a flame. Karnage irish whips Fierce into the ropes and dips down for a backdrop, but James Fierce single underhook DDTs him
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce applies a buffalo sleeper, he cranes back with Karnage's neck & trapped arm. Mike Peters asks him if he wants to tap out, and Fierce is sweetening the deal by wrenching him from side to side.
Karnage kicks his legs out, looking for some way to escape. Soutter yells out some encouragement, but Kilroy pulls the pie out of it's box, and his gaze is diverted. Fierce releases the buffalo sleeper, and pulls him up by the hair
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage ducks under an elbow smash and tosses him on his head with a wrist-clutch fisherman's buster!! He lifts Fierce on his shoulders in a fireman's carry and then runs into the center of the ring with a Ground Zero Driver!
The crowd cheers. Karnage applies an STF, and the pop gets louder. James Fierce reaches out for the ropes but is miles away. The front row of Ulster Hall slaps the front railing chanting "TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP!" Soutter pounds on the apron, trying to keep Fierce in the match. Kilroy Evans takes a big wiff of his pie and Soutter can't help but lick his chops
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage twists James Fierce's head to the side, trying to get him to tap out. Fierce reaches up and rakes Andrew's eyes, to escape the STF. Fierce lifts Karnage up in a fireman's carry and then drops him in a DDT!!
The bell rings. Karnage rolls over to the corner, looking pretty woozy. Kilroy Evans sticks a Q-tip up Karnage's nose and cleans out the blood. Karnage says "Ow, ow, ow. Watch it, Kilroy!" Soutter squeezes a wet sponge over James Fierce and tells him "Now it's time to finish him off! Now's the time!"
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I give this round back to Andrew Karnage, it was pretty much even. But Andrew Karnage is really living up to his name as The Head Dropping Uncle.
Guillermo O'Bannon: With three rounds to go, they have to start honing in on a body part and putting it in the kill zone.
Phil Blauer: The kill zone?
A bikini woman walks through holding a ROUND 7 card. Andrew Karnage runs over and hammers Fierce with some forearms. He scoops him up, but Fierce falls behind him in an inverted facelock
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce swings it into an eye of the hurricane! He maintains the inverted facelock and applies a dragon sleeper. He kneels and leans back tilting Karnage's head back towards his ass.
Phil Blauer: Ouch.
Guillermo O'Bannon: He latches his hands together and cranks back on the dragon sleeper. Ron Reid asks Karnage if he wants to give it up, but not just yet! Karnage rakes his eyes to escape the dragon sleeper. He double underhooks Fierce's arms and pulls him up into a double underhook Tiger Buster!!
The fans cheer. Andrew Karnage pulls James Fierce up into a kataha-jime and then drops him on his head with a Lobotomy Suplex!! The audience chants "KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage lifts James Fierce up in a crucifix and then drops down into a black tigerbomb!! Thrill Kill Edge!
The Belfast audience pops as James Fierce lays over to the side. Andrew Karnage hits the ropes a couple times and when Fierce gets to his feet, he gets flipped over with a Nightmare Lariot
Phil Blauer: Nightmare Lariot!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage pulls him up into a powerbomb but when he slams him down, Fierce holds onto his arm and applies a triangle choke!! Way to hang on! He rocks back with Karnage's arm, cutting off any air with his powerful legs.
Karnage tries to slip away but it caught like a rat in a trap. He frantically tries to reach out for the ropes but he's nowhere near. Meanwhile, Kilroy Evans is chowing down on that lemon pie, driving Soutter nuts. James Fierce releases the triangle choke and front facelocks him, dropping down into a guillotine choke
Phil Blauer: I guess James Fierce has found his "kill zone".
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage not moving as frantically as he once was. Ron Reid raises his arm but Karnage keeps it up, and our match continues. James Fierce pulls Andrew Karnage up into a powerbomb and then drops his face on the turnbuckle!!
The bell rings. Both men are exhausted and need help to their corners. The cut over Andrew Karnage's eye is gushing
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: James Fierce won this one, he had Karnage close to tapping out and opened up that cut over his eye.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage looking very woozy and James Fierce seems primed for the kill.
Phil Blauer: Not the kill zo-...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ok, Phil.
James Fierce stands up before the round is over in a show of endurance. Kilroy Evans is furiously trying to stop the Karnage's cut. The bell for ROUND 8 begins
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage charges but James Fierce belly to belly suplexes him! He irish whips Karnage into the ropes but Karnage leaps in the air and lays out Fierce with a Requiem for a Nightmare Lariat!!
The audience leaps to their feet and cheers!! Andrew Karnage grabs a stool from Kilroy Evans and whacks Fierce in the back with it! He puts it down, but James Fierce cracks him in the face with an elbow
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce drives Andrew Karnage's face into the stool with a fameasser!!
Phil Blauer: He could be a quadrapalegic after that! (wipes a tear) Mo Chúisle! Mo Chúisle! Mo Chúisle!
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce climbs to the top turnbuckle and flies off with The Picture Perfect Elbow Drop, but Karnage rolls out of the way!! The bloody mess that is Andrew Karnage lifts Fierce in a vertical suplex into a Karnage Crush Bomb!!
The audience chants "KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!!" Andrew Karnage sits on James Fierce's back and applies a cobra clutch camel clutch
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Sphinx Clutch!! The audience is on their feet, you can barely hear yourself think in here!
Phil Blauer: I hear fine.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage leans back with James Fierce's head & neck with his own arm! He plants his feet and cranes back, and Fierce taps out!!
The crowd erupts and "I'm the One" by Static-X plays. Syberus, Rising Sun, and Kilroy Evans jump into the ring and celebrate with a bloody Andrew Karnage
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "In 2:31 of the Eighth Round; THE WINNER BY SUBMISSION...ANDREW KARNAGE!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage scores a big win in a submission match over James Fierce on pay-per-view.
Phil Blauer: According to my calculations, that would make The Un-Stable 1-1 so far tonight. That's better the Browns are gonna do this year!
fade up on former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone backstage in front of a door with the sign "Medical Staff"
former prowrestling.com internet reporter: Guillermo & Mr. Blauer, the word back here is that former WAW World Heavyweight Champion Christian Sain was severely burned by that fireball Lucifer Jones threw at him in his Hardkore Britain Heavyweight title match. In fact, he's suffering from second degree and blindness in both eyes. No word on wether he'll ever be able to see again. Back to you.
A hell in the cell cage lowers over the ring as the Hardkore World ring crew go to work furiously trying to secure it
Guillermo O'Bannon: Thanks, Boone. That's horrible news. A young lion at the beginning of his career cut down in his prime by a psycho looking to make a wave on pay-per-view. Anyway, folks, coming up is the first ever hell in the cell battle royal to determine the number one contender to Yuku Shiro's Hardkore World Women's Championship. Eight of our top female wrestlers from Hardkore America, Hardkore Canada, Hardkore Britain, and Hardkore Nippon will fight it out until there is one remaining warrior.
"Alice In Hell" by Annihilator plays and Vampira is led by both Judge Death & Psychotic Goth followed to the ring by an entourage of Goths. She threatens to bite anyone as she makes her way to the cage. When she enters the cage she slowly removes her jacket. Vampira snarls
and glares evilly at the ring entrance
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira is our first competitor tonight. She's finally back where she is most comfortable wrestling in her native England, and getting to travel with her boyfriend Psychotic Goth.
Phil Blauer: Yeah. Their like Lita & Matt Hatt Hardy. Except she sucks people dry and discards them when she's through. Well, I guess she is like Lita.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Hell in a Cell Match is an elimination match to determine the number one contender to the HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION! Your referees are Mike Peters & Ron Reid. Accompanied to the ring by Judge Death and Psychotic Goth; Featuring first, from Somewhere in Carpathia; Standing 6 feet 1 inch tall; Weighing 175 pounds...VAMPIRA!!!"
The Belfast fans boo the familiar star. "#1" by Nelly hits the speakers and Shanna walks out. She shows off her body but the Ulster Hall boos her anyway. Shanna sneers and then walks into the cage
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna has had a rough stay in Hardkore World so far. The EAW Women's Champion has had a few tough losses since coming to the West Coast. Tonight, she tries to mow through seven other contenders to get to the head of the line.
Phil Blauer: No cuts.
Yolanda Ando: Shanna wears a white bikini and a white thong with a blue skirt on over the thong. The EAW Women's Title is around her waist.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And from Austin, Texas; Standing 5 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 162 pounds; She is The Current EAW Women's Champion...SHANNA!!!"
The Northern Irish fans boo. Then "Ding" by Seeed! starts and a few seconds go by before Mo appears on the ramp. She stands there with ice cold face expressions. Then she takes a look to her right, then left, before starting her way down to the cage. She slaps some fans' hands on the way down to the aisleway
Guillermo O'Bannon: Speaking of Shanna, Mo defeated Shanna to continue her undefeated streak since becoming a wrestler. She's one of the favorites to win this thing in my mind tonight.
Phil Blauer: In my mind, Mo's wearing a little french maid outfit and telling me how naughty I am for leaving my room so dirty. Was that out loud?
Yolanda Ando: (rubs her ear) And loud.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "From Bottrop, Germany; Standing 5 feet 10 inches tall; Weighing 120 pounds...MO!!!"
"Without Me" by Eminem hits and The Ulster Hall pops. Jane Tyrra walks out to cheers. Jane Tyrra enters the cage and raises her arms to even more applause from the horny Irish crowd
Guillermo O'Bannon: After dominating the competion in Canada, winning the CWE Women's title, Jane Tyrra has been steadily moving up the ranks of Hardkore World. She came out on the winning end of a long feud with Shanna in the war between EAW & CWE, and has recently signed up to headline the women's ranks of Hardkore Canada.
Phil Blauer: No Miester?
Guillermo O'Bannon: That chain match was pretty brutal.
Yolanda Ando: Jane Tyrra wears long black tights with a blue stripe on each side, and a blue tanktop. She also wears a necklace around her neck, with an 'M' pendant attached to it, as a show of love for her boyfriend Miester.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "From Chicago, Illinois; Standing 5 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 160 pounds...JANE TYRRA!!!"
The crowd pops. "No Reason" by Sum 41 plays and the Belfast audience cheers. "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman steps through the curtain on roller skates. She surveys her new audience then skates down to the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman is going to have to be careful rolling around a hell in the cell on roller skates.
Phil Blauer: I read that was Undertaker's original idea but just decided chokeslamming Foley through the roof would be easier on his ankles.
Yolanda Ando: Amanda Kauffman is on fire, literally! She has on a cute black one piece swimsuit with a fire design. Her black wrestling boots have a fire design, with black elbow pads and black knee pads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "From Austin, Texas; Standing 5 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 135 pounds...'HABANERO' AMANDA KAUFFMAN!!!"
"Warning" by The Notorious B.I.G. plays and the Belfast fans cheer. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner smiles at her old friends from the six other Irish Rages she's been on
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner is a legend in these parts, she's won a lot of battles in this building. However, the last time she was in this town she lost her Hardkore World Women's Championship to Tamara Sanchez. Tonight she hopes to get another shot at Yuku Shiro, the woman who beat her in a cage in San Diego last month.
Phil Blauer: Listen to these people. They love her. She could be an honorary Irishwoman. The first black Irish woman since Hattie McDaniel.
Yolanda Ando: Mammy wasn't Irish, Phil. Anjanette Turner is wearing a Lakeshore slate blue one piece slate blue bathing suit and matching boots with her hair flowing.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Now residing in Las Vegas, Nevada; Standing 5 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 130 pounds...'SEXY' ANJANETTE TURNER!!!"
The crowd gives her the biggest reaction so far. The arena darkens as "Frost Bite" by Winter's Night hits. Blue lights come up as snow appears to be falling. Jaclyn Frost walks down to the cage, and walks through the door. She climbs the turnbuckle, and raises his arms
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jaclyn Frost managed Mr. Psycho who scored a win over the Future World Order. However Christian Sain came up short in his attempt to win the Hardkore Britain Championship from Lucifer Jones. If she wins this big match, The Kindred can call this night a win.
Yolanda Ando: Frost wearing a medium-length light blue skirt and a white short-sleeve t-shirt.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And her opponent, from Lowell, Massachusetts; Standing 5 feet 6 inches tall; Weighing 175 pounds...JACLYN FROST!!!"
"Mary Magdelen" by Guns 'n' Roses starts up and a dragon spews fire and fire pyrotechnics burst along ringside entranceway. Dragonatrix appears at ring entrance. She storms ringside through the pyrotechnics and leaps easily onto the ring apron by the cage door. She enters the cage, climbs to the top rope turnbuckle and does a sunset flip into the ring. She gets to her feet posing with her fists on her hips. She snaps her head towards the ring entrance as she retreats to her corner
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dragonatrix is one of the most experienced wrestlers in this match. She's wrestled in ACE Canada, ACE America, the Northern Wrestling Council, APWA, and FWA, as well as winning the Hardkore Nippon Women's Grand Championship off of Jane Tyrra at Budoken Hall in Tokyo.
Yolanda Ando: Dragonatrix wears a green full bodied surfer's suit with a fierce firebreathing dragon on the front, green wrestling boots, green cobra gloves and a green mask that covers her face except for the nose and mouth and her long dark hair flows freely down the bottom of her mask.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "From Hong Kong, China; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 175 pounds; She is The Current HARDKORE NIPPON WOMEN'S GRAND CHAMPION...DRAGONATRIX!!!"
The fans cheer. Mike Peters signals for the bell. Mo pops Anjanette Turner in the face with a sharp jab. Shanna clotheslines Vampira hard to the mat
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra suplexes Vampira in the center of the ring. Amanda Kauffman skates over and hits Mo with a shotei palm strike to her chin! She rolls over to Dragonatrix and clotheslines her!
Phil Blauer: Someone get those skates off her! It's illegal!
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman gets a skating start and shooting star presses Mo! "Sexy" Anjanette Turner drops Mo on the back of her head with a backdrop driver!
Dragonatrix turns Amanda Kauffman around and hits her with several dragon claw strikes to her face and some to her chest, and then Jaclyn Frost drops her with a chick kick
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira pounding Shanna in the back of the head & neck with stiff forearm shots.
Phil Blauer: She's got those metal studded wristbands to help. No fair.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira goes for a powerbomb, but Shanna turns it into a huracanrana!
Amanda Kauffman snaps off the removable skates from her boots. Shanna comes up from behind Anjanette Turner and german suplexes her! Mike Peters slides into position
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Anjanette Turner gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna gets up and catches a hard clothesline from Mo. She headlocks Shanna, and grinds her forearm into Shanna's temple. But Jane Tyrra cracks Mo in the face with a superkick!
Jane Tyrra scoops Mo up and drops her on her knee with a backbreaker. Meanwhile, "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman runs Dragonatrix into the ropes and rolls her up into a japanese leg roll crush
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Dragonatrix kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kauffman gets to her feet and dropkicks Shanna. On the outside of the ring, "Sexy" Anjanette Turner t-bone suplexes Jaclyn Frost's skull into the steel cage!!
The audience pops and a trickle of blood runs down from Frost's scalp. Anjanette Turner rolls back into the ring and sees Mo lying on the mat. Turner gets a running start and handspring backflips splashes her
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Mo kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dragonatrix punches Jane Tyrra in the stomach, and then goes upstairs with some shotei palm strikes to her face & chest. Jaclyn Frost rolls into the ring and comes up from behind Tyrra and back suplexes her.
The Ulster Hall boos. Jaclyn Frost irish whips Shanna into the turnbuckles and rams her shoulder into her stomach a few times. Vampira runs into the corner and monkey flips her out
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira wraps her belt around Amanda Kauffman's neck and tosses her over the top rope! She's hanging Kauffman with that leather belt!
Kauffman's feet kick out as she desperately tries to find the apron for balance. Vampira braces her knee against Amanda's back, and cinches off that belt to choke her even worse
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo dropkicks Vampira in the back, pitching her over the ropes and helping out Amanda Kauffman! She comes up from behind Shanna and full nelsons her, while Anjanette Turner goes to work on Shanna with punches to her face and stomach.
Mo & Anjanette Turner double team Shanna with hard lefts and rights while Mo holds her. Mo then drops her back into a russian legsweep
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira picks Shanna up in a backdrop driver, but Shanna turns it into a stratusfaction bulldog! Shanna grabs a bleeding Jaclyn Frost and irish whips her into the ropes. She takes Frost out with a spinning heel kick!
The fans boo. Shanna leg drops Frost across the neck. Meanwhile Jane Tyrra catches Dragonatrix with a high cross body
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Dragonatrix kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra snap suplexes Jaclyn Frost. She climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Vampira to turn around. When she does, Tyrra jumps off and catches Vampira with a huracanrana!!
The audience pops. On the outside, Shanna is hammering "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman with hard punches. Kauffman ducks one of them and atomic drops Shanna into the steel cage
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman rolls back into the ring and hiptosses a charging Dragonatrix. Vampira comes to get some and catches a stunner for her trouble!
The cheering gets louder. Amanda Kauffman turns around into a hart attack clothesline off the top rope by "Sexy" Anjanette Turner! Turner chicken wings both of Frost's arms behind her
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner double chicken wing suplexes Jaclyn Frost on both of arms!
Phil Blauer: Ow! Now how will she stroke The Kindred's bruised ego?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Turner suplexes Jane Tyrra up into a falcon arrow!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Jane Tyrra gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dragonatrix lays out a busted open Shanna with a hard right hand! She pulls Shanna up by the hair and irish whips her into the ropes, then hits her in the neck with a double cross chop to her throat.
Dragonatrix applies a rear naked choke to Shanna. She clamps down on Shanna's throat, while preventing her from getting any new air with her powerful legs. Meanwhile, Vampira peppering Jane Tyrra's face with several kung fu kicks
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mike Peters checking in to see if Shanna wants to tap out but she refuses. Vampira grabs Jaclyn Frost and sinks her teeth into her cut, drinking her blood! Dragonatrix leans back on the rear naked choke and Shanna taps out!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes 29 seconds; SHANNA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY DRAGONATRIX!!"
Phil Blauer: The Hardkore Nippon Women's Grand Champion Dragonatrix unleashed one of her dangerous submissions and took care of the first elimination.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jaclyn Frost is now a bloody mess after Vampira went to work on her with those fangs. Vampira then pounds her into the chest with a heart punch.
Mo cracks Vampira in the back of the head with an enzuigiri kick. Jane Tyrra drops an elbow on Vampira's chest and makes a cover
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Vampira kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman irish whips Jaclyn Frost into the ropes and then hits her with a flying body press!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jaclyn Frost kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner ducks under a right hand from Dragonatrix, and back suplexes her. Turner tosses her over the ropes, but Dragonatrix catches the top rope and flips back in but Mo runs and hits Dragonatrix under the chin with a high knee that sends her back to the floor!
The audience cheers. Vampira twists Jane Tyrra's arm and climbs up onto the ropes. She tight rope walks along the rope and then comes down on Tyrra's shoulder with a forearm smash
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo headbutts Jane Tyrra. She shoots Tyrra into the ropes, but when she goes for a huracanrana, Jane turns it into a powerbomb!!
The crowd pops. Jane Tyrra climbs up to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a 747 splash on Mo
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Mo kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Meanwhile, "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman arm drags Jaclyn Frost across the ring. She holds on to Frost's arm with an armbar. She clamps down on Frost's twisted arm.
"Sexy" Anjanette Turner stands on the top turnbuckle and waits for Vampira to turn around. When she does she leaps off and helicopter huracanaranas her!! Ron Reid checks in to see if a blood drenched Jaclyn Frost wants to submit to Kauffman's armbar
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner rolls out of the ring and lifts Dragonatrix up into an inverted crucifix. She gets a running start and reverse razor's edges Dragonatrix's face into the cage!!
The audience cheers as Dragonatrix's face slides down the chain mesh. Meanwhile, inside the ring, Jacklyn Frost works her way to her feet and hiptosses Kauffman off of her with her armbarred arm
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jaclyn Frost runs at Kauffman and slams her into the mat with an STO! Vampira is standing on the top turnbuckle, waiting for Frost to turn around, but Jane Tyrra pulls her down by the leg and crotches her on the turnbuckle!
Jaclyn Frost climbs to the second turnbuckle and superplexes Vampira, rolling on top of her in a pin
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Vampira kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jaclyn Frost inverted facelocks Vampira and twists her into a test drive called a Touch of Frost!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Vampira kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Frost front facelocks Vampira, but Vampira backdrops her. She punches Frost in the throat, and then tags her in her lower back with a hard kung fu kick. Dragonatrix takes Frost out with a bicycle kick to her temple!
Dragonatrix tattoos "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman with several knife edge chops to her chest that you can hear in the cheap seats of Ulster Hall. Meanwhile, Mo is on the apron, and pulls on the rope, slingshotting herself on the middle of the top rope
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo springboard legdrops Jaclyn Frost!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jaclyn Frost kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra grabs Mo by the hair, but Mo swings around with a european uppercut! She german suplexes Tyrra!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 22 minutes 32 seconds; JANE TYRRA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY MO!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dragonatrix irish whips Jaclyn Frost into the ropes, and dips her head down for a backdrop, but Frost turns it into a neckbreaker!
Frost lifts Dragonatrix up in a vertical suplex and then drops her into a brainbuster! She applies a STF on the Hardkore Nippon Women's Grand Champion
Guillermo O'Bannon: Frost pulls up on Dragonatrix's head & neck, wrenching her head to the side in that STF. Meanwhile "Sexy" Anjanette pulls Amanda Kauffman up into a powerbomb but Habanero rolls up and swings around on to her shoulders. She rolls up the 5 time Hardkore World Women's Champion in a victory roll!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mike Peters checks in with Dragonatrix, who is refusing to tap out to Jaclyn Frost's STF. "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman spins into a uraken back punch to Mo's face. She irish whips Mo into the ropes and takes her out with a flying leg lariot!
The audience cheers. Jaclyn Frost releases the STF and climbs to the top turnbuckle. She leaps off with a huracanrana but Anjanette Turner catches her legs and powerbombs her
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner inverted facelocks Frost and twists her into a test drive!! Turner climbs to the top turnbuckle and then backflips into a moonsault on Frost, Dragonatrix, Vampira, Mo, & Kauffman!!!
Ulster Hall erupts as Turner takes out the entire match. Vampira staggers to her feet and full nelsons Mo. She drops back into a dragon suplex
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira pulls up Mo up for another full nelson, and gives her a second dragon suplex! She pulls her up into a third dragon suplex and holds the bridge!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Mo rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo gets to her feet but Dragonatrix comes off the top with an axe kick to the back of her head! Vampira picks Mo up in a hanging suplex and then drops into a jackhammer!! Vampira Driver!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Mo kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira grabs Mo by the arm and drops down to a triangle choke. She rocks back on the arm, scissoring her legs around Mo's neck. Dragonatrix pulls Amanda Kauffman up and running Dragon Bombs her over the ropes, bashing the back of her head against the steel cage wall!!!
The Belfast fans gasp as Kauffman's skull smacks the cold steel and then she falls to the concrete floor. Ron Reid asks Mo if she wants to tap out to the triangle choke but she refuses. Dragonatrix climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off catching her with a huracanrana
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo uppercuts her way out of that triangle choke from Vampira. Jaclyn Frost kicks Dragonatrix in the stomach, and drives her face into the mat with a Frosty pedigree!!
The fans boo. Amanda Kauffman rolls back into the ring. She has a trickle of blood running down her back from a cut on the back of her head. Jaclyn Frost irish whips Kauffman but Amanda reverses it and shoots Frost into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman picks Frost up and drops her on her head with a emerald frosion!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 27 minutes 24 seconds; JACLYN FROST HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY 'HABANERO' AMANDA KAUFFMAN!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira takes those long nails and applies a heart claw to Mo's chest, drawing some blood. Mo cries out in agony and Ron Reid asks her if she wants to tap out.
Mo shakes her head. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner comes up from behind Kauffman and lifts her in a back suplex, but then drops her legs on the top rope for a slingshot german suplex
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Amanda Kauffman kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dragonatrix grabs Mo by the hair and smashes her in the nose with a hard right kung fu punch that drops her. She irish whips Mo into the ropes, but Mo comes back with a clothesline.
Mo side suplexes Dragonatrix. Vampira dives off the top turnbuckle and takes "Sexy" Anjanette Turner out with a clothesline
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira's Curse!! Vampira climbs back up to the top turnbuckle again and backflips into a shooting star press on Turner!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman is on the floor with Mo and applies a bearhug. She tightens her grip on Mo's lower back. Mo refusing to submit to Ron Reid, so Kauffman bashes her head into the cage!
"Habanero" Amanda Kauffman rolls into the ring and gets underneath Vampira and lifts her up into a human torture rack. She flips Vampira onto her head with a burning hammer
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Vampira kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Mo trips her and crotches her on the turnbuckle. Dragonatrix climbs to the second rope and butterflies her arms. She double underhook Dragon DDTs Kauffman off the second rope!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Amanda Kauffman kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dragonatrix applies a cobra clutch on Mo and spins her round & round, making her leave her feet. Once she has her at a good height, she drops her down into a sidewalk slam!! Dragon Crunch! She maintains the cobra clutch on the mat.
Ron Reid asks Mo if she wants to submit but she shakes her head. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner pulls Amanda Kauffman up into a back suplex and then turns it into a blue thunder bomb
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Amanda Kauffman claps her legs together on Anj's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dragonatrix applies pressure to the back of Mo's neck, while pulling back on her arm. Anjanette Turner scoops up Kauffman and does a corkscrew tombstone!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Amanda Kauffman gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dragonatrix releases the Cobra Crunch. She irish whips Mo into the ropes, but Mo ducks under a cross chop. When Dragonatrix gets to her feet, Mo drops her with a flatliner!
Vampira turns around into a spear by Mo! Mo irish whips Vampira into the ropes, and then belly to belly suplexes her over the ropes to the floor below
Guillermo O'Bannon: But Vampira hangs onto the top rope, and pulls herself back into the ring. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner is on the top turnbuckle looking to hit Amanda Kauffman, but Vampira runs up the ropes and drops her with a chokeslam off the top rope!! Carpathian Slam!
The audience boos. Vampira applies a giant octopus on Anjanette Turner. Turner screams in pain, and then Vampira rolls it into a cradle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gothic Stretcher Device!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 33 minutes and 23 seconds; 'SEXY' ANJANETTE TURNER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY VAMPIRA!!"
Phil Blauer: The tables have turned now. Vampira and Dragonatrix are stablemates in Judge Death's Court. Mo and Amanda Kauffman have to team up if they hope to survive this match. Maybe even kiss a little if they want.
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman grabs Vampira by the arm and drops down into a code red armbreaker! She applies an shortarm scissorslock to Vampira's arm.
Dragonatrix grabs Mo by the hair and tosses her head first through the ropes to the floor below! Kauffman pushes Vampira's arm towards her face with that arm scissors. Dragonatrix gets a running start and somersault sentons over the ropes onto Mo on the floor!! The audience boos
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid checks in with Vampira but she's not submitting. Kauffman loosens the arm scissors, and fireman's carries her into an armbreaker. Dragonatrix slides back into the ring, and then gets a running start, then jumps on the top rope. She springboards off and splashes Mo, smashing her into the cage wall!!
The boos get louder. Dragonatrix rolls Mo into the ring, and climbs in herself. Mo bashes her in the face with a jab. Then Mo suplexes her over the ropes and drops her on her head with a brainbuster
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Vampira pulls her leg down and crotches her on the turnbuckle. Vampira climbs up on the second turnbuckle, and samoan drops her!! Carpathian Slam!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Mo kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira gets up but "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman chicken wings both of her arms behind her. Kauffman lifts Vampira up in a double flying hammerlock!
The Belfast fans cheer, while Kauffman bounces Vampira up & down on her own elbows. Mike Peters asks Vampira if she wants to submit and Vampira looks close before Dragonatrix clips Kauffman's knees to break up the double chicken wing
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dragonatrix peppers Kauffman's face with some shotei palm strikes. Meanwhile, Mo DDTs Vampira!
Mo kicks Dragonatrix in the back of the knee to send her to her knees, and then she swings with a shining wizard kick to Dragonatrix's temple
Guillermo O'Bannon: Evo! Meanwhile, Vampira punches Kauffman in the stomach, and then hammers her with lefts and rights until she opens up a cut over her eye! Kauffman blocks one and karate chops Vampira in the neck to get her off of her.
Kauffman checks her eye for blood, and then goes into a rage. She hauls off and heart punches Vampira in the chest
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dragonatrix tosses Mo over the top rope to the floor. She jumps up on the top rope, and springboards off into a corkscrew moonsault that smashes Mo into the cage!!
Dragonatrix rolls Mo into the ring. She rolls in and twists Mo's arm. She climbs up the ropes and tightrope walks along the top rope. Dragonatrix jumps off and legdrops the back of Mo's elbow!! Mo rolls around, clutching her elbow
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dragonatrix climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a huracanrana, but Mo catches her legs and spinning powerbombs her!! She russian legsweeps Dragonatrix and then jumps onto the middle of the second rope. Mo backflips into a lionsault!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 39 minutes 11 seconds; DRAGONATRIX HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY MO!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Now we're down to three. Vampira, Mo, and Amanda Kauffman have turned this into a hell in the cell threeway dance! Amanda Kauffman scoops Mo up and shoulderbreakers the arm that Dragonatrix legdropped a second ago.
Mo growls in pain. Kauffman grabs ger by the arm and flips her over into an ipponzei judo throw
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kauffman chicken wings Mo's arm behind her and hammerlock suplexes her!
Mo grabs her arm, stomping her feet into the mat. Vampira hops onto the middle of the second rope and asai corkscrew moonsaults on both Kauffman & Mo!! The fans boo
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira lifts Kauffman up onto her shoulders in an electric chair and then drops back into an ocean cyclone suplex! Vampira applies a kataha-jime on Kauffman!
Vampira clamps down on Kauffman's throat while keeping her from getting any new air with a body scissors. Mike Peters asks her if she wants to tap out but a bloody Amanda refuses
Phil Blauer: Mo stomps Vampira until she breaks the kataha-jime choke, which is not in her best interest. If Kauffman taps, she's one step closer to winning this thing.
Guillermo O'Bannon: After 41 minutes of brutal action, I can't blame the girl for not thinking straight. She irish whips Vampira into the ropes and knocks her down to the mat with a shoulderblock.
Amanda Kauffman sits on Vampira's back and pulls up on her arm by the wrist. She plants her feet and rows back on the arm, making Vampira clinch her fist in agony. Mo puts the boots to Vampira's exposed side and kidneys
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman continuing to work down both ladies' arms.
Phil Blauer: She's like one of the legendary Anderson brothers. Without the body hair and beer gut.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo climbs to the top turnbuckles and Kauffman releases the kneeling wakigatame. Kauffman trips Mo on the turnbuckle, and Vampira climbs to the second turnbuckle. Vampira V-Bombs Mo off the second rope!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Mo gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman pulls Mo up into a back suplex, but Mo turns it into a bulldog! She ducks a kung fu punch by Vampira and release german suplexes her!
Mo climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press!! The fans leap to their feet
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo Curler!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 43 minutes 50 seconds; VAMPIRA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY MO!!"
Phil Blauer: And we're down to two!
Guillermo O'Bannon: After nearly 45 minutes of beating each other half to death in a hell in the cell, it's down to rookie Mo and decorated veteran "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman.
Phil Blauer: Kauffman's bloodier than this steak I got here.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil, don't eat at the announce table. I'm not gonna tell you again. Amanda Kauffman twists Mo's arm, and then turns it into a wristlock. She forces Mo into a tough looking bridge there.
Mo finds some strength, and comes back up; forcing Kauffman down to the mat! Mo tries to shake some feeling into her arm while Kauffman complains about a hair-pull. Ron Reid shrugs and says "I don't care."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo snaps a jab to Amanda's chin, then lifts Kauffman up into a fireman's carry. She drops her in an FU!
Mo grabs Kauffman in a headlock, but Amanda pushes her off into the ropes. When Mo comes back, Kauffman pounds her in the chest with a kick to her heart
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman applies a crippler crossface on Mo! She leans back with Mo's head & arm in her linked fingers, trying to cash in on that arm the entire division's been working on.
Mike Peters asks Mo if she wants to submit but she refuses. Kauffman readjusts her grip and then yanks back on the crippler crossface. Mo rolls her into a cradle
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Amanda Kauffman releases the crippler crossface)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman rolls up on her shoulders and goes for a victory roll but Mo drops her throat on the top rope! She punches Kauffman in the stomach so hard she throws up a little.
Phil Blauer: That happened to me in high school.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo applies a sleeper hold...
Phil Blauer: Ok, every day in high school.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo gets that forearm right underneath Kauffman's chin, and thrashes her head from side to side. Kauffman goes down to one knee and both her arms fall limply to her side.
Mo demands Ron Reid test her arms. Reid lifts Amanda Kauffman's arm but she keeps it up. The Northern Irish fans applaud. Kauffman finds the strength to stand back up and then drops down to her knees, shooting the top of her head through Mo's chin
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman grabs Mo in a 3/4 nelson and then runs up the ropes into a sliced bread #2!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Mo kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kauffman pulls Mo up by the hair and flips her up onto her shoulder, then stiffly drops her with a samurai driver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Mo rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman applies an abdominal stretch. Mo is too weak to fight it, and is stretched to capacity.
Mike Peters asks Mo if she wants to submit. Mo is too exhausted to answer. Peters raises Mo's arm and she keeps it up. Kauffman plants her foot and wrenches back on the abdominal stretch
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo hiptosses her way out of the abdominal stretch but the damage is done. She irish whips Kauffman into the ropes and knocks her for a loop with a chick kick!
The Belfast fans cheer. Mo climbs to the top turnbuckle and then leaps off, frog splashing Kauffman
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Amanda Kauffman kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo pulls Amanda Kauffman into her legs and butterflies her arms. She pedigrees Kauffman's face into the canvas, leaving a large blood smear!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Amanda Kauffman gets her foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press but Kauffman puts her knees up into Mo's stomach!! Amanda Kauffman applies an inverted facelock, and steps up onto the second turnbuckle. She jumps off into a reverse tornado DDT!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Mo gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman lifts Mo in a fireman's carry, and then runs into the center of the ring with a death valley bomb!
Kauffman lifts Mo on her shoulder and then tucks her head under her arm. She runs into the center of the ring dropping her on the back of her head with an island driver! Kauffman pulls Mo up into a sitting position and then places her leg behind Mo's neck so that the back of her knee is on the neck. Then Kauffman drops down on her side and reaches under her shin around the side Mo's neck and links her hands, squeezing Mo's neck
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kauffman applies her leg scissors sleeper!! She clamps down on Mo's neck with both her legs and arms. Ron Reid checks in to see if Mo wants to submit but she refuses. Kauffman forces Mo's head forward with her leg increasing the pain.
The front row of the Ulster Hall slaps the railing chanting "TAP!! TAP!! TAP!! TAP!! TAP!!" Reid asks Mo if she wants to submit again but doesn't get an answer. He tests her arm and it falls to the mat. Reid signals for the bell and the audience erupts. "No Reason" by Sum 41 plays and Amanda Kauffman releases her leg scissors sleeper
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 48 minutes 56 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...'HABANERO' AMANDA KAUFFMAN!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: After close to an hour of intense action, Amanda Kauffman emerges as the premier blue chipper of Hardkore World's women's division.
As the hell in the cell cage is raised and dismantled, Amanda Kauffman stands on the second turnbuckle celebrating. The Belfast audience chants "KAUFF-MAN!! KAUFF-MAN!! KAUFF-MAN!! KAUFF-MAN!! KAUFF-MAN!!" Her friend Heather runs down to the ring and helps her celebrate. Mo leaves to a standing ovation from the Belfast fans
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman now recieves a title shot at Yuku Shiro at the Staples Center in Los Angeles!
Phil Blauer: I hope she knows what she's doing, as many people have learned, it's one thing to get a shot, it's a completely different World to defeat Yuku Shiro.
Yolanda Ando: Don't be a downer, Phil. You go Manda!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Congrats to Mo as well. She got as close as anyone could come but the three time CWF Women's Champion Kauffman just had the jump on her.
The audience continues to chant her name while Heather raises Kauffman's arm in victory