Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 2, 2017 23:27:41 GMT -5
*The scene opens with pyros blasting off all over the arena as "Breakdown" by Breaking Benjamin is blasting over the speakers. The crowd is in a frenzy as Decimation starts.*
Cole: Welcome everyone to Decimation 2005! We're live from Lincoln, Nebraska!
King: And hopefully we won't be deleted in a week!
Cole: What?
King: Nothing.
Cole: Anyway, tonight is an exciting one as we have eight singles titles on the line tonight. That's all of them plus one!
King: Unless you count the Women's title, I don't though, and niether should any of you.
Cole: Lets get things started!
The Lights go out, and a scream is heard, a bolt of lightning hits the Xtreme Tron and smoke rises from the entrance ramp as the opening dive of Into the Void by Black Sabbath begins to play. Out of the smoke comes Dark Prophet, looking as dead as he always has. He walks slowly down the ramp, the lights shining a blue hue onto him as smoke and fog enters the arena and rain begins to pour from the rafters. The Xtreme Tron shows footage of his prior climb in XHF, being in Mongo Corp and nearly acquiring the Hardcore Title before suddenly dissapearing off the face of the Earth. Black Flames shoot out of the entrance ramp, erupting in a wall of black flames that Prophet walks through, unscathed. His sinister smile beaming in the darkness. He makes his way to the ring, and slides in under the bottom rope. As soon as he stands up, lightning hits all four ring posts, the rain stops, and the lights rise.....
Cole: This Dark Prophet kid is scary!
King: And crispy!
The lights in the arena dim as a voice says "Nothings Hotter" Then the lights blink orange and Godsmack - Serinity plays as REM stands at the top of the ramp and walks down throwing REM hats at the crowd holding a picture of little jimmy.
King: The champ is here.
Cole: But for how much longer?
"Nobody" by Skindred kicks the PA as the lights go out and all you see is blacklights pulsating in the darkness. Smoke starts to filter around the ramp as a figure appears in the smoke. All the sudden Crazy Boy emerges from the smoke and makes his way to the ring. He pumps his fist in the air and The crowd erupts into cheers. He climbs into the ring and pumps his fist in the air, rockets shooting in front of the titantron. Then he turns around and waits for his opponent to come.
Cole: Crazy Boy is the rookie here, looking to prove himself.
King: Well, this is the best place to do it.
XHF Phoenix Title Match
Dark Prophey vs. REM (c) vs. Crazy Boy
The bell rings and all three men walk to the middle of the ring, looking back and forth at each other. Crazy Boy and Dark Prophet look at each other at the same time, then they both look at REM and both kick him in the gut. They then start pounding his back with fists. REM shoves CB away and punches DP in the gut. He then punches DP in the face, but CB hits him from behind with a double axe handle. REM falls into DP, who tosses him into the corner. DP starts wailing away with punches. CB pushes DP out of the way and starts kicking REM in the gut. DP pushes CB out of the way and starts punching REM in the face again. CB pushes DP out of the way yet again, but before CB can even lay a kick in, DP elbows him in the side of the head. CB bounces off the ropes and DP then catches him with a hip toss out of the corner area. CB rolls to a sitting position and DP charges and kicks him in the spine. CB screams out in pain and then slumps over. DP reaches down for him, then gets hit in the side of the head by a knee from REM. DP falls to the mat and REM kicks CB while he's down. DP gets back up and REM gives him a kick to the ribs. DP backs up holding his ribs and REM attacks him with an elbow strike rush, which when finished, knocks DP through the second and third rope and out to the floor. REM turns around into CB, who grabs him and hits a belly to belly suplex. He quickly covers. 1, 2, kickout!
Cole: Crazy Boy trying to sneak a win.
King: He'll have to do more than that.
CB gets up and pulls REM up with him. He tosses REM to the ropes, and REM comes back to a kick to the gut, then a DDT. CB gets up and runs to the ropes and jumps off with a lionsault, but REM gets the knees up. CB rolls around holding his ribs. REM gets up and kicks CB as he rolls to the edge of the ring. He gets to the ropes and teh ref makes REM back up. DP climbs back into the ring behind REM and comes up behind him, but REM hears him and turns around, cutting off a punch from DP. REm then hits him with a punch. Then another, then a third. DP staggers back into the ropes and REM whips him out. REM bounces off the ropes and charges at DP with a clothesline, but DP ducks and they both continue running. They meet in the middle of the ring and DP spears REM. REM folds over and DP gets up to a forearm smash to the face from CB. CB then hits him with a snapmare. CB then pins DP. 1, 2, kickout. CB rolls off and pins REM. 1, 2, kickout! CB gets up and DP rolls him up from behind with a school boy. 1, 2, kickout. CB pushes DP back with his legs and REM is up and rolls DP up. 1, 2, kickout! REM is pushed into CB, who gets him in a small package, 1, 2, REM reverses to get CB's shoulder on the mat, 1, 2, DP breaks up the package.
King: Hot damn!
Cole: That was a lot of nearfalls!
DP and REM get up and start slugging it out. CB gets up and dropkicks DP from behind, which bumps him into REM, and REM is knocked out of the ring. DP staggers back and turns around into a fireman's carry from CB. CB kicks him a few times, then looks outside to see REM getting up. CB runs to the opposite ropes, comes back diving through the ropes, and hits REM with a suicide dive! Both men are down on the floor with DP out in the ring. DP is slowly up to his feet and walks over to the ropes to see both men out on the floor. CB starts to stir. Then REM does. They both get up next to each other. DP jumps up, springboards off the ropes, and delivers a shooting star press to REM and CB! All three men crash to the floor below as the crowd chants "Holy Shit!"
Cole: What a high risk maneuver by Dark Prophet!
King: Too bad it was to the outside. He can't capitalize!
All three men are down for a long time. The ref gets to thirteen before anyone moves. Finally DP is starting to stir. At fourteen, he's up to a knee. At fifteen, he's up as CB and REM start to get up. At sixteen DP rolls into the ring and CB staggers to his feet. At seventeen CB walks to the ring as REM gets to his feet. At eighteen, CB rolls in and REM gets to the apron. At nineteen, REM barely makes it into the ring on time. DP picks CB up and puts him between his legs. He lifts CB for the BoneCrusher, but before he can flip CB, REM dropkicks DP in the knee, making DP fall forward and delivering a powerbomb to CB. REM then gets up and runs off teh ropes, then hits DP with a knee to the face. REM makes a cover. 1, 2, th-CB breaks the count. REM gets up to attack CB, but CB ducks down and grabs REM, then trips him down and sets him up into teh Crazy Hold. REM screams out in pain. REM won't tap though. He holds on. DP starts to stir, then gets up and clotheslines CB off of REM. He picks CB up and grabs him by the throat. He lifts CB up for a chokeslam, but as he goes up, CB kicks DP in the gut, then comes down grabbing DP's head. He lifts DP up and hits the Crazy Slam! CB covers. 1, 2, thr-REM makes the save! CB rolls back and REM takes him down with a clothesline. REM then picks up DP and whips him to the corner. CB is back up and REM kicks him in the gut. DP then hops up onto the second turnbuckle. REM runs to the ropes, the comes back hitting CB with a scissors kick! As soon as CB hits the mat, DP jumps off the second rope, grabs REM by the head, and looks for the DPT but before he can jump off with the spin REM throws DP back with a Northern Lights Suplex 1, 2, 3!
Winner at 11 Minutes via Northern Lights Suplex and Still Phoenix champion: REM
Cole: A new champion! Is this an omen for our other champions tonight?
King: Let's hope so for all but Venom. And Admirable. And Chris Kanyon. I like them.
Cole: Let's see, because now it's time for our Junior heavyweight title match!
The arena suddenly goes pitch black as the opening Sirens to Slipknot's "Pulse of the Maggots" Blares from the PA system. Smoke slowly pours out while the opening spoken lyric is sung*
This is the year where hope fails you
The test subjects run the experiments
And the bastards you know, is the hero you hate
But cohesing is posssible if we strive
Theres no reason, theres no lesson
No time like the present, telling you right now
What have you got to lose, what have you got to lose
Except your soul...who's with us!
*As the opening Drums hit, Ghost appears out of the smoke and begins running down the ramp, high-fiving fans as he goes*
I fight for the unconventional
My right, and its unconditional
I can only, be as real as i can
The disadvantage is
I never knew the plan
This isn't the way just to be a martyr
I cant, walk alone any longer
I fight, for the ones that cant fight
And if I lose, at least I tried
We, we are the new diabolic
We, we are the bitter bucolic
If I have to give my life you can have it
We, we are the pulse of the maggots
*Ghost reaches the ring and slides across the outside apron. He raises to his feet and quickly springboards onto the top rope, keeps his balance, and raises his arms to the cheers of the crowd. He then does a front flip into the ring, runs to the other turnbuckle and jumps to the top while raising his arms yet again to more cheers. He lets himself fall off the turnbuckle, but lands, sitting, onto the turnbuckle and waits for the match to start*
Cole::Listen to the crowd king..they are in love with this young masked high flyer....
King::I have masks like that
Cole::Yours are leather
Suddenly The Leaving Song Part 2 hits....
Don't waste your touch, you won't feel anything
Or were you sent to save me?
I've thought too much, you won't find anything...
Worthy of redeeming
Mr. Admirable makes his way out to an ovation of boo's from the crowd. He looks disrespected as he slowly walks on stage.
Yo he estado aqui muchas veces antes y regreso
To... break down, and cease all feeling
Burn now, what once was breathing
Reach out, and you may take my heart away
After a couple of moments, Admirable makes his way to the ring, looking off slowly to the crowd, back and forth.
Imperfect cry, and scream in ecstasy
So what befalls the flawless?
Look what I've built, it shines so beautifully
Now watch as it destroys me
Y regreso aqui otra vez y comienzo
He enters under the bottom rope and slowly walks around, stopping slowly in the center where he taunts the crowd by dropping to his knees and widening his arms to his sides.
To... break down, and cease all feeling
Burn now, what once was breathing
Reach out, and you may take my heart away
Break down, and cease all feeling
Burn now, what once was breathing
Reach out, and you may take my heart away
Admirable then gets up to his feet and paces around the ring.
XHF Junior heavyweight title match
Mr Admirable(c) Vs Ghost
Admirable hands the Junior heavyweight title to the referee who holds the belt up for al to see, Admirable laughs looking his shorter opponent up and down, Admirable makes a short joke and ghost laughs and nods mouthing"thats real funny" before slapping Admirable in the face to a massive pop. Admirable laughs and goes to hit Ghost who runs under the right hand and into the ropes as he comes back he baseball slides under admirables legs and jumps up hitting a dropkick. The crowd pops as Admirable shoots up and gets hit in the face with another dropkick, Admirable gets up and this time rolls back out of the ring wanting no part of Ghost. Admirable stands outside the ring and points to his head. As he turns around ghost comes sailing over the top rope down onto Admirable, the crowd goes nuts as Ghost stands up and points to the crowd,he slides back in the climbs the top rope signalling to the crowd again as Admirable shakes off the cobwebs
Cole::Ghost is amazing...my god.....
King::Admirable is impressive but there's something about ghost.....
Admirable rolls back in before the count of 10 and faces off with Ghost again, Ghost and admirable lock up, Admirable throws ghost back and smile "wooo"ing at him, Ghost gets up and claps his hands patronizing admirable. Admirable and ghost go to lock up again, this time Ghost slips behind Admirable who ducks down and picks ghosts leg, ghost kicks admirable forward into the ropes, admirable comes back and ghost rolls under him, ghost stands up and leapfrogs over admirable, as admirable comes back again ghost lays back and monkey flips admirable over the top, admirable lands hard and ghost leaps forward with a dropkick, admirable falls out of the ring and slowly gets up, ghost comes flying through the ropes with a suicide dive andstarts hitting right hands to admirables face, Ghost fights from his knees before Admirable pushes him off, Ghost comes at him again and Admirable grabs him throwing him back over his head in a belly to belly suplex, Ghost lands hard on the concrete outside as Admirable gets up and holds his face where ghost was hitting him, the ref continues his count but admirable rolls inside and back out to break it
Cole::A veteran move by admirable there to break the count
King::Amazing moves by both men
Admirable walks over to Ghost who crawls along the outside of the ring, Admirable grabs Ghost around the waist and tries to hit a german suplex on the concrete, Ghost jumps and flips back landing on his feet on the steal steps, he leaps off and wraps his legs around admirables head hitting a hurricanrana. They bother go down andadmirable goes flying against the announce table, the crowd goes nuts as Ghost slides back in the ring, he stands near the ropes and waits for admirable toget up, when he does ghost grabs the ropes and slingshots himself with a cross body down onto admirable, admirable catches ghost and hits a fallaway slam throwing Ghost onto the announce table. Ghost laysthere holding his back as Admirable starts hitting vicious right hands to ghosts face. Admirable turns around and slides back in the ring, as he slides back out ghost stands up on the announce table and leaps onto admirable, admirable again catches ghost and rams him back first into the ring post. Admirable drops ghost and laughs looking at his smaller opponent, Admirable leans down and slaps ghost on the back of the head, ghost looks up in pain hlding his back
Cole::My god..Admirable is physically dissecting Ghost
King::This is amazing
Admirable picks ghost up and rolls him in the ring, Ghost slowly crawls along the ring asAdmirable stalks him, Ghost gets to the corner and admirable starts hitting right hands to ghosts face, Ghost lays in the corner not moving, admirable taunts the crowd to a barrage of boos. Ghost slowly starts moving pulling himself up by the ropes, admirable runs at ghost who throws both his legs into Admirables face, admirable moves back and turns around, he goes to splash ghost in the corner but he moves and admirable hits the turnbuckle hard. Ghost runs off the ropes and hits a flying leg lariat to admirables face. The crowd goes nuts as ghost goes for the pin,1....2....Admirable kicks out at the last second and ghost holds his mask sighing. Ghost stands up as does admirable, ghost hits two forarms to the face before whipping admirable into the corner, ghost gets admirable onto the top rope and climbs the ropes next to admirable, he bounces off and goes for a hurricanrana but admiarble catches ghost and gets him in a powerbomb position
Cole::This look dangerous..oh god no!
King::OH MY GOD!
Admirable leaps off with a powerbomb from the second rope, both men land hard laying on the mat neither able to capitalise, the referee reaches 9 on his countand both men struggle to their feet. Admirable catches ghost in the stomach with a knee and sets him up for a suplex, he picks ghost up and holds him there for a few second before crashing down to the mat, Admirable floats over 1...2...Ghost gets his foot on theropes breaking the count, admirable can't beleive it and pulls ghost into the center, he gets ghost in the admirable lock and ghost starts screaming in pain, admirable starts screaming for him to tap but ghost somehow holds out, he raises his hand to tap but the crowd starts chanting for ghost, he balls his fist up as pain crosses his face, Ghost starts clawing towards the ropes reaching out not quite getting there, his fingertips touch but admirable drags ghost back to the center of the ring and locks it in more, ghost screams in pain almost passing out as the ref thinks about stopping the match, ghost screams out NOOOOOO before clawing his way forward a little more
Cole::Do it ghost! Get to those ropes kid!
Ghost reaches out again and finally wraps his hand around the ropes, admirable breaks the hold and drags ghost back into the center of the ring, he again goes for the admirable lock but this time ghost rolls forward kicking admirable off. Ghost gets up limping on his bad ankle, admirable goes for ghost who somehow jumps up hitting a standing hurricanrana on admirable. Ghost stands up and starts climbing the top ropehe gets in a moonsault position but admirable stops him and shoves him down on the top rope, admirable sets ghost up for a back suplex, at the last second ghost kicks off with his good leg flipping back hitting the ninja off the top rope, ghost covers, 1....2....3, the crowd goes wild, ghost is handed his belt as he clutches it to his chest
Winner at 11 minutes via top rope Ninja and new XHF Junior Heavyweight champion: Ghost
Cole: A new champion! What a win for Ghost!
King: Damn, I had my money on Admirable. I'm going to have to pay that punk Wombat 50 bucks.
"Purple Haze" By. Jimi Hendrix begins to play as the lights turn black and stage lights of dark red seems to take over the arena. When the Drums and Bass and guitar really get into it Pyros go off and Papa John comes out dancing around the entrance holding a bunny in one hand and a mic in the other. The crowds is off their feet. Papa John still is dancing around until Jimi Hendrix starts singing.
Purple Haze all in my brain
Lately things don't seem the same
Acting funny but I don't know why
Excuse me while i kiss the sky
Papa John then starts singing dancing around getting the crowd into it. When Hendrix says "Excuse me while i kiss the sky" Papa John slides into the ring and raises from the mat. Then he spits out Red Mist and throws the bunny into the fans for a suvenior. He then waits for his opponent.
Cole: The new hardcore champion is in the house!
King: Where's my friggin' pizza!
The titantron shows the 'Spade' symbol followed by various shots of The Ace with the BLW Survivor Championship, Undisputed ICW World Heavyweight Championship, UWF Carnage Championship, Spike being hit by a FameAcer from atop a cage and the XHF Hardcore Championship over his shoulder. A shot of a rearing white stallion and him kissing various women flash by as The Ace appears on stage with the four aces in his right hand and the rest of the deck in his left hand. He looks at the aces before throwing the entire deck in the air, as huge flame pyros explode either side of him.The titantron shows The Ace throwing cards in the air. As the lyrics to 'Ace Of Spades' by Motorhead kick in, the titantron shows Ace-Plants being delievered to Spike, Blade, Triple D on the steel chair, Seth Johnson and Prototype receiving a Diving FameAcer from the ladder through a table.The Ace walks down the ramp through the shower of falling cards...
If you like to gamble I tell you I'm your man
You win some, lose some, it's all the same to me
The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say...
He climbs in the ring and goes to the second turnbuckle.
I'm a shade green, the only card I need is The Ace Of Spades, The Ace Of Spades...
He climbs it and holds his arms in the air the same way as to
when he first threw the deck.
Playing for the high fall
Dancing with the Devil
Going with the flow
It's all a game to me...
He climbs down and walks to the middle of the ring, as the music fades...*
King: The former champion, The Ace, is a ladies man, just like myself.
Cole: You know, I'm a ladies man too.
King: If by ladies, you mean men, then I agree with you.
Cole: Hey!
XHF Hardcore Title Three Stages of Hell Match
First Fall: Hardcore Match
Second Fall: First Blood Match
Third Fall: Hell in a Cell
Papa John (c) vs. The Ace
The bell rings and both men stare each other down. They go to lock up, but The Ace dodges it and quickly slides out of the ring. Papa John looks confused. The Ace reaches under the ring and pulls out a pizza box. Papa Johns eyes light up. The Ace slides into the ring and holds the pizza out to Papa John. Papa John looks at the box, then at The Ace, then points to himself. The Ace nods, saying its for him. Papa John reaches for the box, when The Ace pulls it back, and quickly lifts it, and drops it down onto the head of Papa John, knocking him down to the mat! Ace opens the pizza box and pulls out a cookie sheet! Papa John pushes himself up off the mat, and The Ace brings the sheet down across the back of John! The Ace puts the cookie sheet across teh back of the head of Papa John, then runs to the ropes. He bounces back and delivers a kneee drop to the sheet, crushing Papa John's head underneath! Ace rolls around holding his knee for a few seconds, then rolls over to Papa John and rolls him over into a pin. 1, 2, kickout! Ace picks Papa John up and John punches him inm the gut. Still hunched over, he goes under the chin of The Ace and drops down into a chin-breaker. The Ace falls back and Papa John rolls out of the ring. He reaches under the ring and pulls out a trash can full of items. He tosses it into the ring and singapore canes and road signs and a toy vaccuum go flying all over the ring. Papa John then hops over the guard rail and makes a fan get up. He steals teh fans chair and hops back over and slides into the ring.
King: You can't take a fans seat! He paid for that!
Cole: I have to agree with you on that one.
Papa awaits The Ace to get up, then John runs at him and swings the chair, but TA moves out of the way and grabs a cane. PJ turns around and TA hits him in the head with the singapore cane, making a thunderous crack! PJ staggers back into the ropes and bounces back towatd TA, who swings and hits PJ in the side of the head with the cane. PJ slumps down to the mat. TA covers him again. 1, 2, th-kickout! TA can't believe it. He picks PJ up off the mat. He kicks PJ in the gut, then jumps up for the FameAcer, but PJ moves to the side, grabs TA, and hits the Pizza too Saucy! PJ and TA are both out on the mat. PJ finally rolls into a cover. 1, 2, kickout! Both men slowly get up off there feet. PJ punches TA, then TA punches back. They go back and fourth a few times, then TA starts to get the upper hand. He punches PJ back into a corner. TA then grabs a "Do Not Enter" sign, then charges PJ, but PJ gets a boot up right into the sign, which goes into the face of TA! PJ then runs out of the corner and clotheslines TA to the mat. PJ then grabs TA's legs and tries to set up the Taken By Suprise, but TA fights it. TA pushes PJ away with his legs, then rolls to his feet. PJ charges at him to get a boot in the gut, then TA grabs him and hits the Ace Plant! Both men are down again. TA starts to stir and gets to his feet. PJ starts to roll over. PJ slowly gets up and TA bounces off the ropes and hits him with a sunset flip! PJ's head bounces off teh chair from earlier! 1, PJ struggles. 2, PJ grabs the chair. 3!
Winner of the first fall at 6 minutes via sunset flip: The Ace.
Before The Ace can even let go, Papa John swings the chair into the face of The Ace. The Ace falls back with a thud and blood starts trickling down his forehead.
Winner of the second fall at less then a minute via Chair Shot: Papa John.
King: That fall was faster than it takes to get Paris Hilton in the sack...almost.
Cole: I guess that means it's Hell in the Cell time!
The cell starts to decend as both men are slow to there feet. They get up and Papa John kicks The Ace in the gut, then clotheslines him out of the ring. PJ follows out after him. The cell is now passing the ring post and PJ picks TA up and whips him toward the barricade, but TA's head bounces off the bottom of the cell cage. PJ comes over and starts choking TA on the floor. The cage is still coming down slowly and PJ is holding TA's head right under the cage wall. TA has one hand on the arm of PJ, and the other on the HIAC cage, trying to hold it up to no avail. TA lets go of the cage wall and punches PJ in the head a few times. Finally PJ lets go and TA quickly moves out of the way as the cage hits the floor. The blood now all over the face of TA, he grabs PJ by the head and slams him into the cage wall. Then agian. Then a third time. PJ backs away from the cage, blood now coming out of his forehead from an open spot in his mask. TA then grabs the steel steps and pulls the top half off. He charges at PJ and throws the stairs, but PJ moves out of the way and the stairs hit the cage. PJ then runs back around and hits TA in the gut with a running knee. PJ then slides into the ring, grabs the toy vaccuum, and rolls back out. He plays with it a bit, having the balls fly around in the plastic shell, then picks it up and hits TA over the head with it, cracking the shell and sending the little plastic balls all over the place.
King: Speaking of little balls, Micheal, I hear you--
Cole: Shut up King!
PJ drops the vaccuum and charges at TA, but he side steps it and delivers a drop toe hold, sending PJ's face into the steel steps. TA then kicks him in the back a few times. PJ slowly gets to his feet and TA charges and hits him with a spear right into the cage wall, sending both men through! They fall out next to the announcers table. They both get up and PJ starts wailing on TA with punches to the back. He shoves TA up onto the announcers table and then climbs up with him. PJ picks him up and sets him up for a suplex. He tries to lift, but TA blocks it. TA then tries to lift PJ, but he too blocks it and punches TA in the gut. He then lifts TA up in a suplex and sends him through the Spanish announce table! PJ jumps off the American announce table with an elbow to the chest. He covers TA. The ref is still inside the HIAC and wrestles with the rip in the cage to get out. He finally does and comes over for the pin count. 1, 2, thr-kickout! Papa John can't believe it. He picks TA up and slams him into the cage wall. TA hits PJ with an elbow to the gut, then headbutts him, getting his own blood all over PJ's mask. TA then starts to climb up. He gets halfway up the cage when PJ gets his bearings and starts to climb up after him.
Cole: Well, this can't be good. And is highly unexpected!
King: How is this unexpected? There are weapons up on the roof! And tables!
The Ace climbs up to the top of the cage and finds the roof covered in weapons and tables. He grabs a chair and when PJ gets to the top, TA swings with the chair, but PJ ducks and goes behind. TA turns around and smacks the chair in his face this time! PJ falls back onto a folded table. TA picks PJ up and kicks him the gut. He then grabs him by the head and swings around hitting the flashback! TA covers PJ. The ref sighs and then starts climbing the cage. Halfway up, PJ kicks out. TA picks PJ up and TA lifts him for a bodyslam, but PJ falls over his back and grabs him from behind, then drops him with a back suplex. PJ then sets up a table. He picks TA up, grabs him by the head, then sets up and jumps up toward the table going for the Pizza Too Hot, but TA blocks it and throws PJ stomach first into the table! He rolls PJ over and covers him again. Just now the ref is making it to the top of the cell. He comes over for the cover. 1, 2, kickout! TA can't believe it! He picks PJ up and kicks him in the gut. He jumps up for another FameAcer, but PJ moves out of the way! He kicks TA in the shin, then grabs his arms, and hits the In The Name of the Pizza! As the move lands, it breaks the cell top, sending both men down into the mat below, and breaking the ring! The crowd chants "Holy Shit!"
Cole: They destroyed the cell! And the ring!
King: I think I may have seen this before. Oh right, every other hell in a cell match.
Both men lay in the crater in the ring and the ref sighs, the starts climbing down the hanging part of the cell that the wrestlers just broke through. He drops down to the ring and starts a ten count. At seven, Papa John rolls over and puts an arm over The Ace. 1, 2, 3!
Winner of the third fall at 8 minutes via pinfall: Papa John
Winner at 16 minutes Via winning two of three falls and still XHF Hardcore champion: Papa John
King: Wow, what a grueling fight!
Cole: And what a first title defense for Papa John!
Jamiroquais Deeper Underground starts to play, and Ishnari emerges in ring gear plus t shirt once the track steps up, soon followed by his seconds. Once in the ring he kisses his fist and raises it to the air. His shirt is then removed and he sits in his corner, enabling his seconds to supply his gum shield and some last-minute nourishment/encouragement.
*The Lights in the arena tun Red and Silver as Praise by Sevendust blares over the PA system. Montages of Magnus playing famous movie roles scroll over the titantron before showing his image falshing the "Rock and Roll" devil horns to a red and black background. After the opening riffs of the song end and the singing start, Magnus walks out wearing his black, flame covored wrestling tights. He walks down the ramp as the singing starts*
What did you expect?
Fools often sometimes forget
Who really knows what's the truth
Often dignified
How funny changing the tide
Feels like you already knew
(Praise) like the devil
(Connect) you would never
(Sick Man) running circles
Feels like you already knew
(Praise) like the devil
(Connect) you would never
(Sick Man) running circles
Feels like you already knew
Save you
I would never
Deny you
Even though your hate for me is strong
(See) I'm not what you
(Think) I'm the one who'll
(Be) what you never
Thought would be nothin' and now
(AFRAID TO OPEN UP YOUR EYES)
*Magnus slowly steps up the ramp and moves to the apron. He slowly turns to face the crowd while still on the apron. He waits for the singing to start again before he steps between the ropes and into the ring. He walks around the ring for a bit before waiting in his corner for the match to start*
Ishnari vs Magnus
Both men look at each other as the referee calls for the bell. Ish and Magnus circle each other and then go for a tie up. Magnus quickly drops a knee to the groin and Ish falls clutching his groin. The referee checks on Ishnari who complains and points at Magnus. The referee nods and gives Magnus a warning but he simply grins and looks away, to boos from the crowd. Ish and Magnus then lock up again, but Ish uses a go-behind and keeps a hold of a waistlock. Magnus drops to the mat, breaking the grip of Ishnari, then scurries backward through his legs and yanks one back, making Ish fall straight on his face. Magnus gets to his feet and laughs at a fallen Ish, some sections of the crowd booing, but most people applauding a nice reversal.
Ishnari gets to his feet near the ropes, but as soon as he is upright Magnus charges at him with a stiff knee to the solar plexus. Ish falls to one knee, gasping for breath, as Magnus begins to hammer away with rights and lefts at the face of Ish. The referee soon intervenes and orders Magnus not to clench his fist, but by this time Ishnari is up. As the referee moves out of the way, Ish runs at Magnus and catches him off hard with a hard shoulder tackle into the corner. Magnus tries to force Ish off him but Ish slaps him, and as Magnus goes to cover up his face, Ish swiftly drives another shoulder into the sternum. Magnus hunches over and Ishnari grabs his waist before hoisting him into the air and dropping him with a belly to belly suplex. Ishnari realizes that Magnus is down and quickly mounts him. Ish grabs the head of Magnus and pulls it back into a front face lock, with Magnus still on the mat and Ish on top of him. The referee approaches a fading Magnus but Magnus shakes his head right away before even asked if he submits. Magnus then manages to manoeuvre his legs to the throat of Ishnari, then pushes forward and Ish falls onto his back. Magnus sits up, Ishs legs over his shoulders, and keeps his legs over the neck and shoulders of Ishnari for the cover. The referee counts. OneTwoIsh uses his strength to push Magnus off with his legs.
Both men return to their feet and stare each other in the eye. Magnus goes to move forward but Ish swings his leg in a soccer kick and Magnus jolts back to avoid contact. Both men size each other up, seeing how they can take the other man down. Just then, Ish bursts forward with a serious of kicks to the legs of Magnus, and Magnus backs up against the ropes. Ish attempts to grab him, but Magnus spins round and Irish Whips Ish off the opposite ropes. As Ish rebounds off them, Magnus takes him down with an arm drag, and keeps a hold of his arm in an armbar on the mat. Magnus is yanking furiously at the arm of Ishnari, which is obviously causing Ishnari some pain. Ish positions his free arm under the groin of Magnus and lifts him over his head and to the mat with a firemans carry. Magnus clambers to his feet quickly and Ish does too. Magnus forces Ish back into the ropes and again whips him into the opposite set. This time when Ish comes back off them Magnus catches him with a hip toss and gets him straight back into an armbar. This time however, Ish puts his foot on the ropes and the referee breaks the hold, but Ish holds his shoulder with an expression of agony on his face.
Ish eventually gets to his feet and Magnus charges at him. Ish manages to block with a knee to the gut. Magnus hunches over and Ish grabs both his arms for a double underhook, but a sudden pain in the arm of Ish makes him drop it. Ish though seizes the opportunity and grabs Magnus head with his right arm and drops him with a single arm DDT! He covers. OneTwoMagnus kicks out!
Ish grabs Magnus and lifts him up, but Magnus quickly hits him in the gut and runs off the ropes before taking him down with a clothesline. Magnus then looks at the turnbuckle and smiles. He exits the ring and climbs to the top rope, before dropping himself down with a the Oscarworthy! However, Ish rolls out of the way at the last second and Magnus lands directly on the point of his nose! As Ish rolls over to the ropes to pull himself up, we can see that blood is coming from the nose of Magnus. Magnus himself gets back up to his feet at the same time as Ishnari, and out of the blue goes for Sudden Impact! But Ish again blocks, catching the leg of Magnus! Ish then throws the leg to the side and connects with a devastating High Kick to the chin of Magnus! Magnus collapses on the canvas, and the referee has no choice but to call for the bell.
Winner at 9 minutes via High Kick: Ishnari
Afterwards, EMTs come out to check on Magnus, who isnt moving. It takes a few moments before he begins to stir and is placed on a stretcher.
A deep digital voice says "M-V-P" over the speakers. Then, "Who betta than Kanyon!?" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. Curtis, Obsidian, La Parka, and GQ Money then come out behind him. Kanyon points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring, Curtis, Obsidian, La Parka, and Money following. Obsidian grabs a microphone and hands it to Kanyon as Curtis climbs the turnbuckle and pounds his chest, La Parka dances around the ring, and GQ shows off his wardrobe. Kanyon says, "Who betta than Kanyon!?" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner and Curtis, Obsidian, La Parka, and Money exit the ring to wait for the match to start.
Pyro is launched across the entrance in a giant X followed by a wall of white smoke coming from the floor. The Xtreme Ranger walks out of this smoke and into the ring as the Xtremetron shows him beating up a crowd of putties and innocents.
BDDWF Ultimate Championship Match
Chris Kanyon (C) vs Xtre
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Both men are stood in the ring and Kanyon goes to hook up in the middle of the ring but Xtreme Ranger stands still. Kanyon then starts to walk towards Xtreme Ranger but Xtreme Ranger tells him to stop and then he balances on one foot and lifts his arms in the air and makes the flying bird as he flaps his arms slowly! Kanyon is stood there looking in disbelieve at Xtreme Ranger. Kanyon then just shakes his head and looks at Kanyon Inc. on the outside. They all shrug and then Kanyon just walks to Xtreme Ranger and goes to hit him in the face but Xtreme Ranger bends back to avoid it. Kanyon then goes to hit him again but this time Xtreme Ranger rolls away under the punch and stands up behind Kanyon. Kanyon quickly turns around and goes to hit him, Kanyon keep swinging for Xtreme Ranger but he just does three back flips to avoid getting hit. Xtreme Ranger then crouches down as Kanyon runs at him but Xtreme Ranger jumps up and puts his hands on Kanyons shoulders and pushes himself to flip over Kanyon. He then stands up behind Kanyon again and Kanyon turns around and stares in disbelief at Xtreme Ranger!
Cole- Damn! The way this match started, it could be a long match.
King- There not been a single punch so far!
Kanyon then goes to grab Xtreme Ranger but again he rolls under his legs, but Xtreme Ranger then gets up and runs against the ropes and on the rebound he hits Kanyon as he turns around in the chest with a double handed thrust. Kanyon falls out the ring and Kanyon inc. help him up. While in the ring Xtreme Ranger is stood on the second rope in the turnbuckle stretching his arms out. Kanyon rolls back into the ring and as he does Xtreme Ranger jumps down to the ring and as he lands he bends his legs and does a ninja pose and signals for Kanyon to bring it! Kanyon runs at him again and again Xtreme Ranger jumps up but this time Kanyon takes a step back and catches Xtreme Ranger in mid air and slams him down with a back breaker across his knee. Xtreme Ranger rolls away and Kanyon then gets up and taunts the crowed and shouts, Who Betta Kanyon then walks over the Xtreme Ranger and picks him up, and gets him in a head lock. But before he can lock it in properly Xtreme Ranger pushes him into the ropes but Kanyon rebounds quickly and knocks him over with a clothesline. Kanyon then picks him up and hits him with a vertical suplex, Kanyon then rolls over and goes for the cover. One. . . Two. Xtreme Ranger
King- Kanyon caught him and nearly ended it there!
Cole- Could have been all over!
Kanyon picks him up again and whips him into the ropes. On the rebound Kanyon ducks down to hit him with a back body drop but Xtreme Ranger sees it and he jumps over Kanyon and hits him with a sun set flip and covers him, One. . . Two. . Kanyon just kicks out. Both men get up again and Kanyon fakes the punch and kicks him in the gut making him bend over. He then hits Xtreme Ranger with a DDT. Kanyon then leg drops him across the neck. Kanyon the picks him back up and whips him into the turnbuckle, Kanyon runs at him and hits him with a stinger splash. Kanyon then wraps Xtreme Rangers arms over the ropes before hitting him across the chest with a huge chop. Kanyon hits him with four more chops then whips him across into the other turnbuckle. Kanyon runs at him again and hits him with a clothesline. Kanyon then picks Xtreme Ranger up and sits him on the top rope, Kanyon then climbs up in front of him and hooks him for a suplex, both men are now standing on the top rope and Kanyon goes to superplex him but Xtreme Ranger hooks his foot under the top rope. Xtreme Ranger then hits Kanyon in the gut a few times but the come back is short lived as Kanyon clubs him across the back before managing to hit the superplex. Both men are lay on the floor. Kanyon is first to his feet but he is shortly followed by Xtreme Ranger. Both men run at each other and Kanyon goes for a drop kick, but so does Xtreme Ranger, they hit each others feet and both some how manage to land back on their feet after pushing off each other! The crowed go crazy for the athleticism.
Cole- Holy cow!
King- That was impressive! How they do that!
Cole- Maybe some of Xtreme Rangers powers are rubbing onto Kanyon!
King- Look at Kanyon inc. they are being cheer leaders!
La Parka and Obsidian are standing on the outside of the ring jumping up and down cheering for Kanyon until Kanyon looks at them and shakes his head in pity. Back in the ring Xtreme Ranger prepares for battle and takes up a martial arts stance again and he jumps up in the air and does a spinning heel kick, then jumps the opposite way and does another heel kick, he then does a standing super kick before doing a jumping pump kick and then a hand chop before a full jumping round house kick. Kanyon is just stood their looking at Xtreme Ranger as he does all that and then he smiles as Xtreme Ranger leans against the ropes after tiring him self out.
Cole- That was pointless!
King- Maybe he was just trying to scare Kanyon!
Kanyon goes to grab Xtreme Ranger but Xtreme Ranger slides out the ring, he then taunts Kanyon with more martial arts stances before Obsidian grabs him and tosses him back in the ring. Kanyon then elbow drops him across the back. Kanyon then picks him up and whips him into the ropes and on the rebound he hits him with a Samoan drop and goes for the cover, One. . . Two . . Kick out! Kanyon picks him back up and goes for a german suplex but Xtreme Ranger blocks it. so Kanyon hits him across the neck with a clubbing blow and then bends down and picks him up onto his shoulders and he hits him with an electric chair drop. Kanyon then climbs up the turnbuckle and he stands on the second rope and jumps off and goes to hit Xtreme Ranger with an axe handle smash but Xtreme Ranger blocks it with an X Block. Xtreme Ranger is smiling until Kanyon quickly hits him with the Kanyon Cutter and goes for the cover, One. . . Two. . . THREE!
Winner and still BDDWF Ultimate Champion: Chris Kanyon
Cole: And Kanyon wins after a weird weird match!
King: He is indeed betta!
*Moments later Kanyon, who has a sly look of downright arrogant celebration smeared across his face over this win, is handed his newly retained XHF Ultimate Championship belt which he proudly holds high up into the air as he stands squarely in the middle of the ring. Meanwhile as boos to no surprise can be heard erupting all around the Ultimate Champ the rest of Kanyon Inc. is also seen clapping in support of their leader and in the background Xtreme Ranger is being helped to the back by a group of XHF referees. But then, just as Kanyon seems to be ending his celebration of sorts for now and turning to exit the ring altogether he's stopped dead in his tracks alongwith all crowd reactions as out of nowhere, the lights go out and the entire Memorial Stadium is left in complete and utter darkness!
Cole: Now what the hell is THIS all about King, ya think there's some sort of power outage or something?
King: Well don't ask me, all I know is somebody better turn these damn lights back on and soon, I mean lord knows I don't trust you of all people in the dark Cole!
*Momentarily sounds can again be heard as people seem to be trying to move around and speak to one another through the darkness that remains. Then, suddenly the lights do indeed flicker abruptly back on following about a full minute or so of pure darkness and the camera quickly focuses on Kanyon himself who remains just as he was before in the center of the ring. However, just as Kanyon's own eyes seem to be readjusting to the light he looks around and those very same eyes go wide and his jaw drops in shock of a seemingly unfathomable sight the camera manages to catch as well, the newly developed sight of ALL of Kanyon Inc. laid out, limp, bloodied and motionless around various parts of ringside!
Cole: OH MY GOD KING, Kanyon Inc., it's...it's...it's been viciously attacked somehow and destroyed, but how, and why?!
King: Well once again don't ask me, but you're right for once, this doesn't look too good whatever it's about...
*And, as Kanyon now looks all around and tries to gain at least somewhat understanding of the downright sickening sight he beholds the camera widens out to even more shockingly view what appears to be 4 various-sized men fully masked and covered in dauntingly grim black as they seem to be hiding under Kanyon's line of sight at all four turnbuckle corners beside the ring. Slowly, but surely they soon begin to come to their feet precisely in sequence with one another bizarrely enough, and once fully standing they each grab a rope and pull themselves up and onto the apron, this instantly grabbing the attention of Kanyon as the Ultimate Champion's eyes dart back and forth and he uncertainly tries to figure out any means of escape*
Cole: Well I guess now we know who's behind such a horrific attack as this out of nowhere, but the question remains who ARE these people, and what in the holy hell do they want with Kanyon?!
*Meanwhile as Cole speaks the 4 mysterious individuals have entered the ring together and formed a basic circle of sorts to apparently ensure that Kanyon himself cannot escape from them now. Just as slowly then as they'd entered the ring they begin to further close in all around Kanyon in a tighter and tighter circle still until they're almost upon him*
King: My god, they've got him surrounded now, looks like there's no way out but to-
*And sure enough, realizing his only means of possible escape is to dive between the two smallest men of the 4 Kanyon does exactly that, but unfortunately for our Ultimate Champ it's to no avail as he doesn't make it past either man though, infact both grab him in mid air and slam him down with authority to the canvas! Thereafter it looks as though an all out attack is just about to ensue when the largest of the men, one appearing quite muscular but still unknown raises a single hand for pause, a sign the other 3 men quickly follow through on by not hitting the dazed Kanyon just yet but picking him back up from the canvas and securely holding him up to where he's face to face, and nose to nose almost with the apparent "leader". This "leader" then with no further adue reaches up toward his face, and while still directly facing Kanyon rips off his mask to reveal none other than the sadisticly disturbing face of-
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Cole: Dear GOD it can't be but it is, it's, it's-
King: RAGE!
Cole: But why King why, what in the living hell would possess this man to do such a thing as all this, just what?!
King: Two words Cole, Ultimate Championship, we all know how overly obsessed he is and always will be with that single peice of gold, he'll do anything to get his hands on it once again and it looks like he's making an example out of Kanyon to soon get it back in his grasp after so long!
*The man so unforgettably known as The One, The Only, The Rage then in the ring quickly gives Kanyon a sly grin and quickly flips him a set of middle fingers and grabs hold of him to lift him up into an equally unforgettable a position, a position on his shoulders that leads to a hellaciously violent looking FIST OF RAGE! Upon following through on this Rage briefly stands up and motions his fellow 3 men to reveal themselves as he's done which they proudly do, one by one they rip off their masks to reveal the likes of Rage's own brother Fury, his own cousin Matt "Hellraizer" Hicks and last but not least another large bald-headed man similar looking to Rage himself but unnamed reveals himself! All 4 men then rip off black sweatshirts to show underneath tanktops that read across in blood red letters "Revolutionary Rednecks"! And in turn all 4 including Rage return to the downed Kanyon and begin stomping away uncontrollably at his near lifeless carcus, and once enough stomping has been done a flurry of lefts and rights from each man's fists ensue!
Cole: Goddamnit somebody, just anybody has to get out here and stop this thing right here and RIGHT NOW, we all know this man's history with Kanyon and he's not gonna end this assault on our Ultimate Champion until he's good and ready to I guarantee!
King: Yeah really, Rage even has his own damn family members brainwashed into again being his "minions" it seems and he's not letting up at all on Kanyon in the ring!
*In the ring Kanyon has now been dragged to a corner turnbuckle by Fury and all three men back off as only Rage is allowed to set in stomping a signature mudhole of his on Kanyon. Then, just when it seems as though this can't get any worse Rage ceases his mudhole stomping to reach into a side pocket of his pants and pull out none other than, a brilliantly shining metal tire iron!!!
Cole: NO, no no no Rage not that, it isn't worth the price you'll pay, don't do it!
*Rage now has a look of passionate hate and blatant anger on his face as he stares straight ahead at the tire iron and doesn't blink at all, then after a moment he turns but just as he looks to swing it at Kanyon's unconcious face he's cut off, cut off by the defeaning sounds of "Walk with me" by Xzibit that suddenly blast onto the PA! At the sound of this the crowd goes NUTS and potential X*Crown Champion COSMO himself is seen bursting through the curtains and setting off down the ramp and toward the ring at Rage and the rest of his gang who stand over Kanyon!
Cole: YES, thank god for Cosmo, now there's the equalizer all of Kanyon Inc. desparately needed!
*The camera refocuses on Rage in the ring who, at noticing Cosmo does seem to consider sticking around and holding his own against the young XHF icon but soon thinks better of such a thing and, with his 3 "followers" in tow leaps rapidly from the ring, over the nearby barricade and disappears off into the crowd just as Cosmo hits the ring itself. As Cosmo arrives on the seen he looks quite irritated to have missed his opportunity at Rage and the others but does rush over to tend to the equally important matter of Kanyon, this leading to a fade to commercial with Cosmo waving his hands wildly toward the entranceway for medical assistance to come quickly*
"Choke Me" by The Used hits the speakers as Curtis Kanyon emerges from the curtain. He pounds his chest with his firsts then raises his arms in the air. He then runs down to the ring and slides in. He climbs a turnbuckle and pounds his chest again. He then gets down and awaits the match to start.
The lights fade into black as "Demon of the Fall" by Opeth begins to play. On the Xtreme Tron, Kurois angry face is shown and then it switches to him performing highlight finishers. It shows him giving the death call to Red Fusion. It then shows him giving the death call to T-Bird. It shows then Kuroi power bombing Punker through a table. With a five second delay, Kuroi walks out into view and the fans begin to cheer loudly for Kuroi. Kuroi begins walking towards the ring in his focus and the fans begin to cheer louder.
Kuroi walks down the road and he looks around with an evil smug. Kuroi thinks of the fact of how he deserves to be champion and he is going to do whatever he can to get it. In addition, Kuroi is going to sacrifice as much as he can just carry around a championship title belt.
When Kuroi is close enough to the ring, he puts one of his feet upon the apron. Kuroi picks himself up and puts the other foot on the apron. Kuroi puts one of his feet over the bottom two ropes and he bends down. Kuroi takes his other put and passes it through the ropes as well. Kuroi then bends himself back up. Kuroi glares around while waiting for his opponent to come forth.
XHF United States Championship Match
Curtis Kanyon vs Kuroi (C)
Both men are stood in the ring staring at one another. The ref calls them forward and Kuroi holds his United States Championship up and laughs at the smaller Curtis Kanyon. Kuroi passes the belt to the ref and the ref shows Curtis what he is fighting for. Then ref then passes the belt out the ring and he signals for the bell to be rung. It rings and both men charge at one another. Kuroi goes for a clothesline but Curt ducks under his arm and when Kuroi turns back around Curt starts hitting him in the face a few times, before whipping him into the ropes and on the rebound Curt hits him with a back body drop. Curt then picks him back up and pushes him into the ropes where he hits him in the gut a few times with a knee then whips him across the ring and follows him and clotheslines him over the top rope. Curt then steps back and laughs as Kuroi gets up holding his neck and he is slightly shocked!
Cole- Wow, Curt dominating so far!
King- Kuroi doesnt know what hit him!
Kuroi goes to slide back into the ring but Curt charges at him and Kuroi stays out. The ref then holds Curt back as Kuroi goes to get in again but soon as he is in Curt pushes the ref out the way and stomps on Kuroi in the head a few times before picking him back up only to knock him back down with a DDT. Curt mounts Kuroi who is lay face down and Curt grabs Kurois hair and just starts to pound his head into the mat. The ref warns Curt about grabbing the hair. Curt gets up and pauses while Kuroi is slowly getting to a vertical base. When he is nearly up Curt run at him and knocks him back down with a kick to the head. Kuroi falls against the ropes and Curt runs at him again but Kuroi sees him coming and he falls to the floor and pulls the top rope down sending Curt over the top rope. Kuroi tries to catch his wind but he is dragged out of the ring by Curt. Kuroi falls to the floor and then Curtis elbow drops him across the back of the neck. He then picks Kuroi up and holds him against the apron and hits him with 5 chops across the chest. Curt then whips Kuroi into the barrier. Kuroi is bent over it and Curt slides into the ring to break the count and he quickly climbs onto the apron and jumps off and hits Kuroi with a leg drop across the neck. Curtis then picks Kuroi up onto his shoulder and drives him head first into the steal ring post. Kuroi falls to the floor busted open and Curt slides back into the ring to break the count.
Cole- My God! Kuroi is being dominated here!
King- Kuroi has not got into this match yet.
Cole- If it stays like this his title reign is going to be a short one!
Curtis Kanyon goes to go out the ring but the ref delays him, when he finally gets to the edge of the ring Kuroi is back up and a bit groggy. Kuroi grabs his ankles and pulls him out the ring. Curt is holding onto the bottom rope until Kuroi pulls him hard and Curt slams his back onto the floor. Kuroi slowly picks Curt up and hits him in the face a few times and then whips him into the steal steps and Curt hits it knee first and goes flying. Kuroi slides into the ring to break the count and straight back out again. Kuroi then picks Curtis up and grabs him around the throat and he drive shim back first into the apron. Kuroi then lifts his foot up onto Curts neck and he starts to choke him. After a few short moments Kuroi grabs him and hits him with a snap suplex to the thin matting. Kuroi slides back into break the count and back again before the ref can try and stop him. Kuroi breaks the steal steps up and sets the larger step up on the outside and then he grabs Curtis and lifts him up onto his shoulder and then hits him with a military press slam gut first one steal steps. Curtis lands on it and rolls off straight away holding his gut and in a great deal of pain. Kuroi picks him up and slides him back in the ring.
Cole- This match is nothing but a damn street fight!
King- Well Both men have a style that is brutal.
Cole- In the words of an old colleague This is a slobber knocker
King- It is good of the ref not to disqualify either of them!
Cole- He is most likely scared to!
Kuroi stands Curtis up and hits him with a stalling vertical suplex. When he hits the mat Kuroi gets up and stands Curt up and whips him into the ropes, on the rebound Kuroi knocks him to the floor with a boot to the face. Kuroi then goes for the pin, One. . . Two . . Curt kicks out just in time. Kuroi shakes his head and gets up and stands Curt up but Curt drops to his knees and he hits Kuroi with a low blow oblivious to the ref. Kuroi falls to his knees and Curt stands up, he then runs against the ropes and back at Kuroi and hits him in the face with a knee. Kuroi falls all the way down and Curt picks him up and whips him into the turnbuckle. Curt runs at him and hits him with a Gore type move. Curt keeps a grip of the ropes either side of Kuroi and he starts to drive his shoulder into the gut of Kuroi. He does this about 10 times and when he finally lets go Kuroi stumbles out the corner only to be hit with a stiff right hand and knocked back into the corner. Curtis climbs up the ropes in front of Kuroi and he grabs him by the head and Curtis just starts head butting Kuroi over and over again, he head butts him about 12 times, then he jumps off and there is blood on each of their faces, Curtis smiles as he sees Kuroi stumble out the corner and then Curt hits him with a clothesline and goes for the cover, One. . . Two . . . Kuroi just gets his foot on the bottom rope.
Cole- Curtis is a mad man! he must have hurt himself just as much as he hurt Kuroi!
King- These men are crazy!
Curtis is furious with the ref and he starts to shout at him, he pushes the ref into the turnbuckle and then just decides to leave it. He turns and walks over to Kuroi and goes to stomp on his face but Kuroi gets his hands up and he grabs Curts foot. Kuroi then pushes Curt away and kicks him in his knee twice. Curt falls to his knee and then Kuroi slowly gets to his feet. Now both men are back up to vertical base, they stand in the middle of the ring exchanging left and right hands. Kuroi starts to get the upper hand because of the bigger size. He starts to back Curt into a corner, when he is in the Kuroi kicks Curt in the gut and then whips him into the other turnbuckle and runs at him but Curt sprints out the turnbuckle and hits a GORE! Curt goes for the pin. One. . . Two . . . Kuroi barely kicks out. Curtis is irate again. he is furious with the ref but just goes back on the attack and he picks Kuroi up but Kuroi hits him with a low bow, then he hits him with the Kuroi Kill (running power bomb pin). The ref dives to the floor and counts. One. . . Two . . . THREE!
Announcer- Here is your winner and still united States Champion. KUROI!
Cole- What a brutal fight that was!
King- I had no idea which way it was going to finish! Truly a great fight!
The start of "Pheononinal"(AJ styles TNA theme)plays as the lights dim and smoke flows across the stage, green and red lights flash from under the stage as AJ Pheonix walks out as the vocals start, he stands on the stage wearing his black cargo pants with the red dragon embroided on his right leg, he wears a red silk button up shirt open showing off the XHF european title wrapped around his waist, he starts walking down to the ring his hands taped in black tape, his long black hair with blonde streaks wet down his face and back. AJ smirks confidently looking into the ring, He walks over and unstraps te belt sliding it into the ring, he jumps up on the apron before walking over to the corner, he stands on the second turnbuckle outside the ring and then jumps up onto the top turnbuckle backflipping off, he takes off the red shirt and outstretches his arms talking to the crowd, the ref picks the European title up and AJ smirks leaning back in the corner
Cole: Here comes the European champion!
King: This match will be a killer!
Dong!
Laughter surrounds the ring.
Dong!
More laughter.
Dong!
A roar echos across the arena, promting a lightening bolt to hit the ground, and cause a wall of flames to cover the entrance. As "Sacred darkness" by Karmatic Wolf plays, Rob Arnold appears from the flames as they retract.
Rob makes his slow approach to the ring, ignoring the fans as he strides down the ramp. He takes his time up the steel steps and top rope. Once in he drops to his knees and raises his arms, signalling for the lights to return. He then stands up and removes his coat and shirt, flexing, ready to start.
King: And here comes Robbie A! I like his style.
Cole: I like his looks.
King: You would.
Cole: I mean, appearance! And not in a gay way!
King: Suuuure.
Barbed wire ladder match for the XHF European Championship
AJ Phoenix (C) vs Rob Arnold
The referee looks over to our European Champion, AJ Phoenix, and he asks him if he is ready to begin the match. AJ Phoenix nods and the referee looks over to his opponent, Rob Arnold and he asks him if he is ready. Rob Arnold gives a very confident grin as he nods. The referee asks for AJ Phoenixs European Title Belt and AJ Phoenix sighs before giving it to the referee reluctantly. The referee brings up the belt and he moves it left and right, showing the whole audience what the match will decide the title holder of. The crowd cheers and the bell rings for the match to start.
Cole: Holy crap! We have the king of ladder matches, AJ Phoenix.
*King interrupts Cole as he turns on his portable television*
King: Versus the King of Queens! Oh Doug, that little rascal.
*Cole grabs the television and throws it on the ground*
Cole: Pay attention to your job!
Rob Arnold and AJ Phoenix waste no time in hesitation as they immediately go for a lock up. They both try to reach each other in a good position where they can perform an Irishwhip so there opponent will feel the pain of a barbed wire. After a moment, Rob Arnold gets in the position that he wants as AJ Phoenix is Irishwhiped to the ropes. AJ Phoenix feels a huge surge of pain through his back and he is still bounced back to Rob Arnold and AJ Phoenix jumps up and gives Rob Arnold a headscissors, forcing him to the ropes as well. Already, both Rob Arnold and AJ Phoenix are glaring at each other, facing a whole bunch of pain. They both glare at each other as they make their way to their feet.
Cole: Holy crap! Both of them just faced the evils of this match and theyre asking for more!
*King still watching television*
King: Holy crap! I just turned on XHF TV and I look fat at this angle.
*King adjusts his seating position.*
Cole: How the hell is that still running after I threw it on the ground?
King: In this is Xtreme Batteries: Made by and brought to you by the good people at XHF.
Rob Arnold and AJ Phoenix are to their feet and they immediately begin giving each other left and right punches. During one of the punches, Rob Arnold ducks and he quickly gives AJ Phoenix a back chopped in which the pain is amplified because that is wear AJ Phoenix collided with the barbed wire. Rob Arnold attempts another back chop but AJ Phoenix back flips out of the way and he gives a hard punch to Rob Arnolds stomach, which is where he collided with the barbed wire ropes. Rob Arnold falls down and AJ Phoenix goes down on Rob Arnold and puts pressure on Rob Arnolds throat, choking him. Rob Arnold gags and on force of habit on choking, Rob Arnold grabs the ropes but he forgets that there is barbed wire on it and Rob Arnold screams from the pain of it. AJ Phoenix gets off and begins to apply the sharpshooter. Rob Arnold screams more and he tries to find a way to get out of the sharpshooter. Rob Arnold tries to conjure up all the strength he has in his foot and he uses his leg strength to fly AJ Phoenix face first into the ropes. AJ Phoenix is moved out of the ring and he is holding on to his face for it is bleeding a little bit on the cheek.
Cole: Oh my god! The first blood of the match!
King: Rob Arnold is going to win this!
Rob Arnold looks around and he quickly jumps on the turnbuckle. He climbs down the turnbuckle on the other side so he can get out of the ring without having to touch the metal objects of doom. Rob Arnold looks under the ring and he grabs the ladder. He throws the ladder in the ring over the ropes and Rob Arnold climbs the turnbuckle and jumps off onto his feet to be in the ring. Rob Arnold sets up the ladder and he begins to climb it. Rob Arnold looks determined as he makes his way to the top. Rob Arnold reaches the top and he tries to grab the belt but he notices that it is far from it so he hits the title and it begins swinging on the thing suspending it from the air. Rob Arnold is so fixated on that title that he does not realize AJ Phoenix climbing the turnbuckle. He begins to move his arms around like he is preparing to do something drastic. AJ Phoenix jumps off the turnbuckle so high and fast that the fans gaze in disbelief. AJ Phoenix is so high that his height matches the top of the ladder and he is still going. Rob Arnold notices this at the last split second and he is hit by the dropkick and knocked off the ladder but he grabs AJ Phoenixs legs and suplexes him in midair. Both AJ Phoenix and Rob Arnold land outside the ring and Rob Arnold actually lands on the barricade. Both of them look unconscious upon the impact of hitting the floor.
Cole: Holy mother fucking turkey shit! That impact is the equivalent to falling off a four story building!
King: I wonder if they can do tricks like that for my birthday party.
AJ Phoenix and Rob Arnold remain in their unconscious form for a while until Rob Arnold falls off the barricade on AJ Phoenixs side. This causes him to wake from his slumber. Rob Arnold begins trying to punch AJ Phoenix in his head and AJ Phoenix doesnt move. Rob Arnold soon struggles as he attempts to make himself up. He is using his right arm to pull himself off the ground and the left hand to cover his stomach as his fall made his barbed wire impact a lot worse. Rob Arnold gets up and he finds that the ladder is oddly still standing. Rob Arnold rolls himself into the ring, making himself careful that he doesnt touch the barbed wires. Rob Arnold gets up off the ground and he begins to climb the ladder slowly. AJ Phoenix looks like he is out for the count but T-Bird runs into the ring area and she grabs his ass. AJ Phoenix jumps up in surprise and he slides into the ring and before Rob Arnold can reach the top, AJ Phoenix pulls him off the ladder. AJ Phoenix gives a huge kick to Rob Arnolds crotch and Rob Arnold falls down to his knees and then the floor. AJ Phoenix adjusts the ladder and begins to walk towards the ropes. He actually grabs the barbed wire on the ropes and rips it off.
Cole: What the fuck is AJ Phoenix doing!?
King: Hes ripping off the barbed wire.
Cole: I know that but... never mind...
AJ Phoenix does this to all the ropes and he finds his hands to be bleeding. He doesnt care and he looks over to Rob Arnold. He whips Rob Arnold on the ass once and Rob Arnold screams. AJ Phoenix attempts to do it again but Rob Arnold kicks the barbed wire and it hits AJ Phoenixs face. Now AJ Phoenix is bleeding in the face Rob Arnold runs towards the ropes and bounces off it (no longer covered in barbed wire.) Rob Arnold bounces back to AJ Phoenix for a spear but AJ Phoenix grabs the barbed wire and he gives Rob Arnold a headlock with it. Rob Arnold is choking and AJ Phoenix soon lets go, leaving Rob Arnolds throat bleeding a little. AJ Phoenix looks around and he finds the crowds cheering for him. AJ Phoenix grabs all the barbed wire and he wraps it all around his body. He smirks while climbing up the ladder. He keeps climbing until he reaches the top. AJ Phoenix crouches down and he jumps off the ladder with the barbed wire wrapped around his body and AJ Phoenixs jump is none other than his famous Shooting Star Press. AJ Phoenixs move connects on Rob Arnold and both Rob Arnold and AJ Phoenix are bleeding profusely. AJ Phoenix takes off all the barbed wire off his body and he slowly makes his way up the ladder. AJ Phoenix finally reaches the top and he reaches for the European Title.... He gets it! AJ Phoenix rips the title off to retain his title as XHF European Champion!
Winner at 12 minutes via grabbing the title and still European Champion: AJ Phoenix
Cole: That crazy man! AJ Phoenix risked his life and he went through hell to keep his title in grasp!
King: AJ Phoenix defines crazy. AJ Phoenix defines fearless. AJ Phoenix is what the XHF is all about.
AJ Phoenix soon gets off the ladder and he lies on the floor as he is exhausted to the Xtreme! Paramedics come out and they bring both Rob Arnold and AJ Phoenix on stretchers and they carry him out of the ring. T-Bird walks with the EMTs congratulating AJ Phoenix and kisses him.
(Suddenly the lights cut out, the arena is in darkness for a few moments and the crowed get restless with anticipation and then suddenly huge pyrotechnics shoot up from the corners of the ramp, then Walk with me by Xzibit blasts over the PA system and then a huge wall of fire comes up on the edge of the ramp and then the crowed erupt into huge cheers as they see Cosmo walk out through it. He stands looking out over the crowed while the flames behind him being the only light in the arena. Then the flames die down and blue strobe lights hit the arena and Cosmo starts to make his way down the ring with the strobe light reflecting off all the smoke, Cosmo gets half way down the ramp and then he looks out over the crowed again and holds the title in his right hand before he puts his arms back and pushes his chest out and roars before running down to the ring and sliding in under the bottom rope. Cosmo then runs over to the far turnbuckle and climbs up to the second rope and holds both his arms in the air with clenched fists, the crowed let off deafening cheers. He repeats this on each of the turnbuckles and receives a bigger cheer each time, then he jumps down and the lights go to normal and the music fades out Leaving Cosmo in the middle of the ring)
*You're now tuned into the muh'fuckin greatest
Turn the music up in the headphones
Venom, you can go and brush your shoulder off [Nah, Bro
I got you, yeah
The banner is shown small and growing bigger until it fills the Xtreme-Tron. As the verse ends black spiders fill the Xtreme-Tron until the screen is completely black, then one spider leaps towards the screen and leaves bite holes in the screen and at the spider bits the screen blue flaming pyros shoot from the stage. As the Chorus hits the Pyros die down and Venom comes from behind them walking down the ramp wearing his hooded trench vest and the X*Crown Championship Belts all over his body.
If you feelin like a pimp [Nah, Bro, go and brush your shoulders off
Ladies is pimps too, go and brush your shoulders off
Niggaz is crazy baby, don't forget that boy told you
Get, that, dirt off your shoulder
Venom puases in front of the ring and brushes off his shoulder before running and slideing in the ring as the second verse hits. Venom then gets to his feet and jumps around in a circle in the center of the ring. As the Chorus hits again he pulls off the hood of his trench vest and runs to the top turnbuckle taunting out to the crowd. He then runs across the other side of the ring and repeats the routine. As the song becomes slow again Venom stands in his corner and takes off his vest and shirt and his X*Crown Championship belts as the song ends.*
XHF X*Crown Championship 30 Minute Iron Man Match
Venom (C) vs Cosmo
Venom hands the referee the X*Crown, and as the ref gives the announcer the title, Cosmo and Venom begin to glare at each other from across the ring. The bell rings and the match officially begins, and the fans let out a roar of approval, in anticipation for the thirty minute iron man match. Cosmo takes a deep breath and shakes his head, before stepping foreward towards the middle of the ring to meet the X Crown Champion chest to chest. The two begin exchanging words, and just as this jack jawing seems like it will never end, Venom leans foreward and says something to Cosmo, Cosmo immidiatly takes exception to Venom's last remark and sends a right hand to the champion. Venom stumbles back a foot, before throwing a punch back at the challenger. Cosmo is staggered back a bit, but immidiatly throws another right hand to Venom, who blocks it and knees Cosmo in the gut. Venom takes advantage of the fact that Cosmo is hunched over, and immidiatly locks him into a headlock. Venom wrenches the head of Cosmo violently, before dropping down to the mat, taking Cosmo with him in a front face lock. Venom keeps the hold locked in tight, and occasionally pulls back further, applying more pressure every passing moment. Finally Cosmo gathers back his strength and places his hands on the mat, pushing himself and Venom up. Venom wrenches harder but it dosn't seem to be keeping Cosmo down as the challenger is able to get on his knees. Venom takes Cosmo by suprise however, by quickly releasing the hold, running up against the ropes and dropkicking Cosmo right in the face as he still stands on his knees! Cosmo immidiatly falls to his back, holding his face in pain as Venom turns the challenger onto his stomach. Venom then reapplies the front facelock, pulling back and forth more viciously than ever now. Cosmo smacks his hands on the mat, clearly frustrated at this point, but soon he begins to push himself back up just as he did before. Venom once again attempts to take Cosmo by suprise by releasing the hold and running towards the ropes, but this time Cosmo is ready and when Venom comes back his head is taken off with a huge clothsline by Cosmo! The fans go nuts at this impact move as Cosmo shakes the cobwebs before turning his attention back to the X Crown Champ. Cosmo shakes his head a few times trying to fully recover from the headlock earlier as Venom begins crawling to his feet. Cosmo immidiatly backs Venom into a corner and knees him in the gut before whiping him into the ropes. On his return Venom is greeted with a spinebuster by the challeneger. Cosmo climbs to his feet nodding his head as he picks up Venom once again, and delivers a body slam. He then takes a deep breath and ponders his next move, then a smile comes over his face as he simply begins to stomp the hell out of the X Crown Champion. Venom grabs onto the ropes and pulls himself up, but Cosmo only delivers harder kicks to the midsection of the champion. Cosmo then leans into Venom and whips him into the ropes again, and goes for a backbody drop but some how in mid air Venom spins around to land right behind Cosmo, and immidiatly he spins him around and delivers a slap right to the face, as the fans let out an overwhelming "oooh". Cosmo takes a few steps back holding his cheek and after a moment he even laughs. He stares at Venom, smiling, and then he goes for a punch, but Venom, who clearly anticipated this move, blocks the right hand and delivers one of his own, sending the challenger stumbling back. Venom takes a few steps backwards, then bounces off the ropes and runs straight at Cosmo. Cosmo atempts to clothsline the X Crown Champ but Venom ducks it and then jumps onto the middle ropes on the other side of the ring, and bouncing off, delivers a missle dropkick to Cosmo, taking him down, and once again sending the fans into a frenzy of cheers of excitment.
Cole: Listen to that ovation!
Venom wastes no time in mounting the turnbuckle as Cosmo begins to stumble to his feet, but by the time Cosmo realizes what is going on, Vemom delivers a corkscrew moonsault, taking both men down. Venom rolls right back up to his feet though, and mounts on top of Cosmo, beggining to lay into him with vicious lefts and rights. Venom jumps right back up and bounces off the ropes, and comes back with a body splash. Cosmo rolls onto his stomach grunting in pain, but a quicker Venom is already beggining to pull him to his feet. Cosmo tries to strike Venom with a left hand but Venom blocks it and kicks Cosmo in the gut, before hitting him with a hard side effect. Venom then rolls Cosmo over and goes for a quick pin, and the ref counts 1, 2, but Cosmo kicks out. Venom shakes his head, clearly not impressed with Cosmo's reliliance. Venom picks up Cosmo and then takes a hold of his arm and takes him down with an arm drag takedown followed by an arm bar. A look of anxiety and frustration, rather than pain, comes over Cosmo's face as he smacks his free hand against the canvas angrilly. Quickly though, he rolls over onto Venom's legs, forcing Venom to break the hold. Once securely mounted on Venom, Cosmo now lets loose with a flurry of rights hand lefts. Cosmo gets back and lets out a cry of anger, clearly letting everything loose now. He picks Venom up violently and then sends him back down with a body slam. He picks him up again, and shoves his head in between his legs and yells out before picking up him and slamming him to the ground in a powerbomb that shakes the entire ring with Cosmo's anger. Cosmo then goes for a pinfall, and gets 1, 2, but Venom kicks out before a three count can be applied. Cosmo picks up Venom again, and angrily throws him to the outside of the ring. Cosmo follows, and promptly lays into the champion with a huge axehandle to the back of Venom. Cosmo then gets poised, then attacks and hits a HUGE clothsline to the back of Venoms head as he stands on his knees dazed. The referee meanwhile begins his count at 1. Cosmo lifts up Venom by the neck, and again displays his power as he throws Venom over and onto the announcer's table nearby!
Cole: What power!
Cosmo then grabs Venom by the feet and yanks him off the table, before sending another flying fist in his way. Cosmo irish whips Venom into the ring apron where Venom moans in pain, but Cosmo at this point is angered and relentless; he grabs a hold of Venom again, and whips him right into the steel stairs! The referee is tempted to call for a DQ because of the brutality of this move, but eventually he decides against it and allows the match to continue on. Cosmo grabs Venom by the head, and slams him down head first into the stairs. Cosmo then lifts Venom up, and smiles, asking "you like that?". Cosmo then growls as he slams Venom face first into the steps again before throwing him down to his back. Cosmo picks Venom right back up, and then drags him over to the nearby barricades. Cosmo picks up the X Crown Champion and lifts him up, before dropping him face first into the barricades! By this time the refree's count has reached 7- Cosmo rolls into the ring, then right back out to break the count, obviously not finished. He goes back to where the X Crown Champion lays, holding his neck in pain. Cosmo immiedatly executes another irish whip, this time sending Venom into the turnbuckle post, where Venom's head cracks against the post in a sickening manner. Venom goes to fall back but Cosmo is right behind him, and immiediatly sets him up, and nails a back suplex, leaving Venom on the mats outside in pain. The referees count again has reached 5, and this time Cosmo rolls into the ring, and stays there, waiting for Venom to be counted out. The referee counts to 6, and Venom begins to stir. At 7, Venom reaches the ring apron and begins to pull himself up, to the chagrin of Cosmo. At 8, Venom is about halfway up, hunched over and still trying to recover from Cosmo's attack earlier. At 8. Venom leans into the ring under the bottom rope, but out of nowhere Cosmo baseball slides Venom right in the face, sending him back to the outside. Because of Cosmo's interference in the count, the referee starts over, and Cosmo shrugs before getting out of the ring and stomping on Venom some more. Cosmo relents a bit, picking up Venom and rolling him back into the ring where the champion lays beaten up and exhausted. Cosmo picks up the champ again, and sets him up for a powerbomb. Cosmo lifts up Venom and slams him down, but then lifts him up again! He slams Venom down again, and just as Cosmo is about to powerbomb Venom for the third time, Venom begins to strike Cosmo in the head, and then reverses the powerbomb into a hurricanranna! Venom rolls Cosmo all the way back, and then leans back and hooks both of Cosmo's legs before leaning foreward again, pinning Cosmo's shoulders to the mat! The referee begins a pin count as Cosmo struggles to get out of this predicament, but is taken by surprise and reacts too late- the referee counts one, two, and three, JUST as Cosmo throws off Venom.
King: Whoo!
As the announcer announes that Venom has received the first pinfall of this iron man match, Cosmo wastes no time in jumping to his feet and clubbing Venom over the back with forearms wildly. He whips Venom into the ropes and sets up for a spinebuster, but instead of scouping up Venom, Venom applies a desperation effort to gain some moment, and instead jumps onto Cosmo, in a modified Lou Thez press! Venom begins striking away at Cosmo, throwing lefts and rights everywhere. Venom gets up and runs across the ring, bounces off the middle ropes and hits a lionsault on Cosmo! Venom goes for another pin, and the referee counts 1, 2, but Cosmo kicks out. Venom gets up again, and shakes his head as he lifts up a dazed Cosmo. Venom pulls Cosmo with him towards the turnbuckle, and then jumps up onto the middle ropes, tucking Cosmos head between his arm and side. Venom then leaps off the ropes, and plants Cosmo with a huge DDT from the middle rope! Cosmo rolls over onto his head then collapses on his back, now out of it. Venom gets BACK onto the turnbuckle, and then leaps off the top rope landing a HUGE legdrop onto the challenger, before attempting another pin. The referee counts 1, 2, but Cosmo barely kicks out. Venom gets up again, shaking his head in disbelief. He then looks around to the fans, some who cheer and some who boo, before lifting up Cosmo. Venom signals for the Xed out, but just as he grabs a hold of Cosmo, Cosmo flings the champion off of him in a back body drop, before spinning around and knocking down Venom again with a right hand. Venom gets back up and this time learns from before, and is ready- he ducks a right and for Cosmo and then locks in a rear waist lock before jumping up and rolling Cosmo up in a victory roll. But instead of attempting a pin Venom continues rolling back to his feet and as Cosmo, also very quickly stumbles to his feet, Venom runs up behind him and nails a bulldog. Venom gets back to his feet and, noticing that Cosmo is still stirring, becomes aggravated and begins to stomp the living hell out of Cosmo. Venom then picks up Cosmo and kicks him in the gut, once again setting him up for the Xed Out. Venom sets Cosmo up, but once AGAIN Cosmo reverses the move, this time however he lifts Venom up and over his shoulders, and then angrily yells as he lands a Cosmo Space Drop! Cosmo, exhausted, just barely rolls over onto Venom as the referee counts 1, 2, 3, tying the score at Venom 1, Cosmo 1.
Cole: Go Cosmo!
Cosmo then slowly begins to pull himself to his feet, and likewise so does Venom. Cosmo finally gets to his feet but when he turns around, Venom is nowhere to be seen! Cosmo looks around, and is unaware that Venom has rolled out of the ring and is stooped outside the ring. Cosmo looks around, confused, and begins to walk towards the other side of the ring where he laid Venom out with the Cosmo Space Drop. Meanwhile, still ducking outside of the ring and out of Cosmo's vision, Venom reaches under the ring, and slides out a steel chair. Cosmo looks around angrily, and just as he leans his head out through the ropes to look below the ring, Venom cracks the chair over Cosmo's head, sending him back and out! The referee sees this attack and immediately calls for the bell, and Venom is disqualified, making the score now Cosmo 2, Venom 1.
King: Damnit, the ref shouldn't have seen that!
Cole: Venom shouldn't have done that!
Venom shrugs though, not seeming to care as he slides back into the ring with the chair. He places the chair on top of Cosmo's face, and then mounts the turnbuckle. He then leaps off and lands another huge leg drop, crashing the chair over Cosmo's face. The referee, who just DQd Venom, is unsure of what to do, and since Venom didn't directly hit Cosmo with a foreign object the ref doesn't DQ Venom. Venom slides the chair out of the ring before making a cover on Cosmo, and the referee counts 1, 2, 3- the score is once again tied at 2- 2. Venom picks up Cosmo, who is now busted open due to the chair shot earlier, and hooks him up, before nailing a fisherman's suplex with a bridge. The referee counts again, and 1, 2, 3, gives Venom the lead at 3-2. Venom takes a few moments to get up and taunt the crowd who boo him for his cheap shot with the chair. Venom then looks up to the Xtreme Tron, where there is a clock indicating how much time is left in the match. At this point, 23 minutes has already elapsed, and there are only seven minutes left in the match. Venom looks around, clearly happy, and points down to his wrist, indicating that the clock is ticking.
King: You waist that time brother!
Venom turns his attention back to Cosmo, but clearly has spent too much time showboating, because Cosmo is already up, and Venom turns right into a spinebuster! Cosmo falls back against the ropes as the fans go nuts for him, and he wipes some blood out of his eyes with his forearm before starting back towards Venom. Venom is quickly back to his feet, but just before Cosmo attacks Venom points to his wrist again. Cosmo kick Venom in the gut, but then takes a second to look up at the Xtreme Tron, and notices that only 6 minutes are left in this match. Worried, Cosmo turns around and decides that he needs another pinfall if he wants to win this match. He quickly scoops up Venom over his shoulders, and attempts another Cosmo Space Drop but at the last second, Venom wiggles out of Cosmo's grip, and lands behind Cosmo. Venom drops to his knees and delivers a HARSH low blow, prompting the fans to go "ooooh." Venom quickly covers it though, but rolling Cosmo back into a small package. The referee isn't sure whether or not Venom intentionally low blowed Cosmo or if he was simply rolling him up for a small package, so he makes the count, 1, 2, 3! Now, Venom has a two point lead at 4- 2.
King: Go Venom!
Cole: That's not right!
Venom looks up at the clock again, seeing that he is up by two points, and simply leans against the turnbuckle relaxing. He waits for a bloody Cosmo to stumble to his feet, and when the challenger does, Venom bounces against the ropes and hits Cosmo with a huge dropkick. Cosmo falls back, exhausted, and takes a few breaths as he lays on his back. Venom, meanwhile, simply lays against the turnbuckle again, relaxing and purposely trying to waste time. Cosmo doesn't stay down though, and crawls back to his feet. Venom angrily approaches Cosmo, and grabs him by the head, tucking his head between his arm and side again as if attempting a DDT. Cosmo catches the champion off guard though, and flips him back in a modified northern lights suplex. Cosmo rolls over and tries to pull himself up to his feet using the ropes as quickly as possible. He pulls Venom up and attempts to whip Venom into the ropes, but Venom reverses and whips Cosmo, but instead of going into the ropes, Cosmo flies right into the ref. Cosmo then stumbles back, aware of what he just did even though it was on accident. As he stumbles back towards a waiting Venom, Cosmo stops and smiles right as he kicks Venom right in the balls, in retribution for what Venom did to Cosmo earlier!
Cole: You give it to 'em!
King: I bet you'd love him to give it to you.
Cosmo falls to his knees as Venom falls over holding his junk, and this gives Cosmo time to recuperate. Cosmo then gets another smile on his face as he slides out of the ring, looking around. He then lays eyes on the chair that Venom used earlier, and mischievously, he picks it up and slides it into the ring. He waits for Venom to get up, and when Venom is on all fours, Cosmo cracks the chair over Venom's back. Venom howls in pain as he sits up on his knees, and at this point Cosmo raises the chair over his head once again and cracks it over Venom's head, before dropping it to the ground and kicking it out of the ring. Cosmo goes for the pin but then sees the referee is still laying on the ground, just about out of it. Cosmo yells angrily as he looks at the clock, and he only has and 2 minutes left in the match. Cosmo pulls Venom up and lifts him up for the Cosmo Space Drop. He nails it, and then covers Venom again. To his chagrin, the ref is still out. Thankfully though, another referee begins to run down to the ring, and slides in just in time to make the three count- 1, 2, 3! The score is set back at 4-3, but Venom is still in the lead by one pinfall. Cosmo then lifts Venom back up, and lifts him onto his shoulders again! He goes for another Cosmo Space drop, but Venom wiggles out and spins Cosmo around. Cosmo is not to be stopped though as he kicks Venom in the gut. Venom however returns the shot with a punch to the midsection. Venom then steps back and hops onto the middle rope. He jumps up high and attempts a hurricanrana on Cosmo, but Cosmo catches Venom before he can pull the move off, and powerbombs him! Cosmo lifts V up again, and powerbombs him again! For a third time Cosmo lifts up Venom, and powerbombs him, completing the Triple Powerbomb. But Cosmo holds the position and the referee counts 1, 2, 3- the score is now tied at 4-4. Cosmo falls off now, completely exhausted from the match, and is breathing heavily. Venom is breathing heavily as well, but somehow he manages to begin pulling himself to his feet. Cosmo at the same time pulls himself up as well, but as he stands up straight Venom leaps at him with a clothesline and the two of them fly to the outside of the ring. Venom quickly looks up at the Xtreme Tron, and sees that there are only 20 seconds left in the match. Desperately he grabs hold of Cosmo and whips him into the announces booth. At this point, the referee begins his ten count at 1. Venom flies into Cosmo and begins to wail on him as time goes on, but Cosmo fights back with rights and lefts. Cosmo cries out angrily as he shoves Venom against the ring apron and knees him in the gut, before reaching down under Venoms mask, and ripping it off! However whats even more surprising than this action is the fact that behind Venoms mask is not Venom, but an imposter!
Cole: What the hell!
King: Ha ha! That's my Venom!
Cosmo looks at the man in confusion, for this guy clearly isn't Venom, sporting no scars or bruises. The imposter takes advantage of this, by kicking Cosmo in the midsection, and then shoving him against the announcers table. At this point, the referees count as reached 7. Venom runs foreward, and kicks Cosmo in the gut one last time, before turning towards the apron, with only 13 seconds left in the match. He jumps up onto the apron, and then jumps off the middle rope and leaps back with a springboard moonsalt! However Cosmo ducks out of the way just in time, and the imposter Venom crashes right through the announcers table! The referees count reaches 9 just as Cosmo rolls into the ring, and an incapacitated Venom is clearly knocked unconscious. The refree counts to 10, and the final pinfall is awarded to Cosmo! With only 10 seconds left in the match, Cosmo falls down to his knees and catches his breath as the imposter lays outside, unconscious. Cosmo impatiently paces around the ring as the time limit expires!
Winner at 30 minutes via 5 falls to 4 and NEW X Crown Champion: Cosmo
King: Holy crap, I don't believe it!
Cole: He's done it! Cosmo has done it! I don't believe it!
King: But where is the true Venom?
:: The lights in the arena dim. The fans are cast into what seems like an abyss of silence, until suddenly Death Blooms strikes over the PA Systems. The fans immediately rise to their feet and begin to cheer like mad, as MGK makes his way out through the backstage curtains. He is dressed in his ring gear, which consists of baggy blue jeans, and a black arm supporter on his left arm, as well as black wristbands. MGK looks down to his waist where of course his United States title rests securley. MGK smiles as he looks back up and begins his walk down to the ring. On the way down the ramp, he slaps hands with all of the fans that reach over the barricades to touch him. Finally he comes to the ring. He closes his eyes and takes a few deep breaths before sliding into the ring and immediatly mounting the nearest turnbuckle. While standing on the second buckle MGK unstraps his US Title from his waist, and holds it up before the crowd with his left arm. In response the fans go nuts. MGK then hops off the turnbuckle, and begims to pace around the ring. Finally he stops in the middle of the ring and lets out an aggressive yell as he throws his left hand up in the air with the US title, in his signature pose. As the floor shakes with vibrations of the fans cheers, MGK hands the US Title to the ref, and Death Blooms fades out. MGK then shakes his head and walks to then nearest turnbuckle where he leans back waiting for the bell to ring ::
The crowd goes silent and the lights all go out in the arena. The anticpation dies when "So Cold" blasts over the speakers. The beginning chorus excites the fans and they all get up. The lights flicker with the beginning of the song. Smoke begins to fill the entrance way, then Harry emerges from the smoke. His tag team title, shines from the entrance. Words from the song are heard throughout the audience.
"Crowded streets all cleared away
One by One
Hollow heroes seperate
As they run
You're so cold
Keep your hand in mine
Wise men wonder while
Starved men die"
Harry takes his time as he walks down the ramp. Adjusting the wrist tape and concentrating on the ring before him. He slaps a few hands as he walks by, but keeps his focus as he gets to the apron.
"Show me how we end this alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfy an empty inside
That's alright, let's give this another try
If you find your family, don't you cry
In this land of make-believe, dead and dry
You're so cold, but you feel alive
Lay your hands on me one last time"
Hardcore Harry finally gets on the ring apron and looks around. He takes the world title from around his waist. With the belt in hand, he throws his arms in the air and yells at the top of his lungs, as pyro shoots out from each turnbuckle post simultaneously. After riling himself up, harry gets in the ring and looks ready for a fight.
"Show me how we end this alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfy an empty inside
That's alright, let's give this another try
Show me how we end this alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfy an empty inside
That's alright, let's give this another try
It's alright
It's alright
It's alright
It's alright......"
Harry puts a smirk of confidence across his face. The music begins to die down and the arena lights go back to normal. He stands in the corner waiting the arrival of his opponent
XHF Championship Buried Alive Match
Hardcore Harry (C) vs MGK
The ref takes the belt from Harry and both men stare off as the Ref holds the belt in the air and the cameras cut to the empty grave near the entrance. The camera looks down into the grave and then cuts back to the ring where both men are still staring each other down and the ref calls for the start of the match. Both men slowly begin to approach one another and begin to jaw jack immediately. Soon Harry strikes with a right hand and MGK replies with one of his own. They exchange blows again and again until MGK gets the upper hand hitting two in a row. Harry is staggered back and MGK poises himself and strikes with a super kick but Harry ducks under and moves behind MGK. MGK then turns around and Harry boots him in the gut and hooks him up with a fisherman's suplex, but MGK is able to float over and land behind Harry. MGK then grabs Harry in a rear waist lock and sends Harry down with a belly to back suplex. MGK holds on to the rear waist lock keeping Harry on the mat, and then moves up to the head and locks in a side headlock. MGK keeps his head lock stitched in gripping tighter and tighter grinding on the head of Harry, but soon Harry forces himself to his feet with MGK still hanging on. Harry sends elbows to the midsection of MGK to try and break the hold but is unsuccessful. Harry then reaches down and grabs the legs of MGK and lifts him up and drops him back with a back drop.
Cole: Spirited match here early on.
King: Fuck Spirited. I wanna see someone Buried alive.
Both men are hurt from the impact but both able to get up rather quickly as it is really early in the match. Both men are up and begin to pace the ring keeping eyes locked with the other. They soon approach and lock up. They jock for position in the tie up and Harry quickly over powers MGK and forces him into the corner. MGK quickly tries to get out but Harry grabs him by the neck with both hands and forces him back in and then sends three chops to the chest of MGK causing him to scream in pain. Harry steps back after the third chop and waits as MGK stumbles out of the corner and then takes him down with a huge clothesline. Harry quickly gets back to his feet and begins to stomp away at his challenger relentlessly trying to make sure he stays down. Soon Harry feels like he has done enough, and it appears as he has as he lifts MGK up to his feet and MGK falls back down onto one knee. A grin grows across the face of the XHF Champion as he points over towards the grave site and then lifts MGK back up to the feet, holding him up by the back of his head this time. Harry then runs towards the ropes making MGK run with him and goes to toss him over, but MGK grabs the top rope and is able to land on the ring apron. MGK is still out of it and leans forward on the ropes to catch his breath, but as soon as Harry sees him on the ropes Harry runs at him to knock him off the apron. At the last second though, MGK side steps and sends a boot to the gut of Harry hunching him over in front of the ropes. MGK reacts quickly and pulls Harry's head through the ropes and then drops a leg across the back of the neck of Harry guillotining Harry's neck on the bottom rope. The impact causes Harry to bounce back into the ring and MGK quickly climbs back up onto the apron and up to the top turn buckle. MGK holds out both his arms and then dives off hitting a huge elbow drop on Harry.
Cole: What a Show Stopping MOVE!
King: The show cant stop now! We are in the middle of a main event!
Cole: That's not what I meant King...
Both men are laid out as the drop took the last bit of energy MGK seemed to have left after being beaten down by the Champion. The ref just looks on, as there is nothing he can do and waits, as soon Harry begins to stir. Harry rolls onto his stomach and begins crawling to the ropes, and as he pulls himself up MGK kips up to his feet to a great pop from the crowd. Harry can't believe his eyes as MGK stands there eyes full of rage. MGK runs at the champion and before he can move MGK sends himself and Harry tumbling over the top rope to the outside with a clothesline. Both men stumble back to there feet and MGK strikes with right hands stumbling Harry back into the ring apron. MGK then grabs Harry by the wrist and goes to whip him into the ring barrier, but Harry reverses it sending MGK towards the barrier, but MGK uses his cat like agility to spring up onto the ring railing and flips back and nails Harry with a cross body block. MGK then quickly mounts Harry and begins pounding away at the forehead of Harry with right hands. MGK then gets to his feet and raises his fist in the air to a huge roar from the crowd. MGK then leans down and picks up the champion to his feet and Harry strikes with a right hand to the gut to try and back MGK off. MGK though quickly grabs Harry by the head and drives a knee into the guy of Harry doubling him over. MGK then sends forearms to the back of Harry to make sure he stays down and then lifts Harry back up to a vertical base. Harry stands there dazed as MGK grabs Harry by the wrist and goes to whip him into the stairs but last second Harry reverses and sends MGK knee first into the stairs. MGK flips over the stairs and falls to the matting holding his knee as Harry moves over and lifts MGK up. Harry drags MGK over to the ring as MGK hops on one leg. Harry then rolls MGK into the ring and reaches under the ring apron. Harry then pulls out a steel chair and this match is about to get Hardcore.
King: This match is about to get HARDCORE!
Cole: Yeah, that's what it said.
King: Shut up.
Harry slides into the ring as MGK has crawled over to the opposite side ropes and pulled himself up on the ring ropes. MGK stands rubbing his left knee as Harry moves in chair in hand. MGK raises both hands begging him not to do it, But Harry strikes down and MGK dives out of the way and Harry connects with the top rope. Harry drops the chair from the impact and turns around and catches the foot of MGK as he attempts a super kick again. MGK is hobbling on one leg as Harry has his foot in hand and Harry pushes the foot up and strikes with a boot to the left knee of MGK. MGK instantly falls to the mat in pain and Harry reaches down and lifts up the chair again. Harry raises the chair high in the air with one hand to a huge pop from the crowd as they don't seem to know who to cheer for. Harry then walks over to MGK with the chair in hand and lifts MGK up to his feet with his free hand. MGK is hunched over holding his knee as Harry grabs him by his hand and whips him into the ropes. As MGK bounces off the ropes Harry clutches the chair with both hand and swings it at MGK on return, but MGK ducks under and gets behind Harry. Harry quickly turns around with chair in hand and MGK lunges with a super kick to the chair knocking it into the face of Hardcore Harry and the chair goes flying and blood begins to gush from the forehead of Hardcore Harry.
King: The Champ is down and bleeding!
Cole: Harry seems out cold.
King: But can MGK get him to the grave and bury him with one leg?
MGK lays on the mat not to far from harry holding his knee in pain. MGK rubs his knee for another second or two, but realizes he cant waste this opportunity and gets to his feet and grabs Harry by the legs. MGK drags Harry by the legs to the edge of the ring and then rolls out and then pulls Harry out of the ring by his legs. Harry falls out of the ring and sits leaned up against it and MGK quickly sends a knee to the face of Harry. MGK then lifts Harry up to his feet and Harry falls forward onto his challenger. MGK smiles as he holds up the champion and begins to escort him up the isle way towards the Grave. Halfway down the isle Harry falls to his knees and MGK stops in his tracks. MGK turns back to the champion who sits there on his knees, his face covered in crimson and MGK goes to pull him back up but Harry strikes with a desperation rake to the eyes. MGK is staggered back from the shot and grabs at his eyes rubbing them in pain. Slowly Harry pulls himself up to his feet on his own accord. Harry is very woozy from the loss of blood as MGK moves back towards him. MGK swings with a right hand, but harry Blocks it and strikes with one of his own. Harry is barely standing on his own, but was somehow able to back MGK off with the strike and MGK can't believe it. MGK moves in again and again goes for a right hand, and again Harry blocks it and strikes with his own right, but it does not stop there as he strikes with another, and then grabs his challenger by the wrist and whips him back first into the ring railing. MGK hits back first with a huge crash and a loud scream of pain and hits the floor in the sitting position as Harry falls to his knees in the middle of the idle.
Cole: Both men are fighting for there lives.
King: And there careers.
Soon Harry pulls himself back to his feet and moves in on MGK and sends a stiff boot to the side of the head of his opponent knocking MGK over onto the floor. Harry then picks Harry up and looks out to the crowd. Harry then grabs MGK by the back of the head and drives MGK face first into the top of the guard railing several times. After the brutal attack MGK lay across the railing to keep himself up and Harry grabs a beer from someone in the front row and drinks it then pours the remains over the cut on his forehead to clean the blood away. Harry then bashes the empty cup over the back of MGK's head and then tips MGK over the railing into the front row. The crowd roars with excitement at the possibility of the fight coming into the crowd, and they roar even louder as there wish is granted and Harry hoists himself over the railing into the crowd as well.
King: They are fighting through the crowd!
Cole: This could be getting ugly soon.
King: You're at ringside, how much more ugly can it get.
MGK staggers forward through the crowd as Harry begins to give chase. Soon Harry catches MGK and grabs him by the back and goes to spin him around and when he does MGK strikes with a huge right hand to the face of the champion. Harry is staggered back as MGK grabs onto a nearby fan to keep himself standing. Harry shakes his head and moves in on his opponent as MGK pats the fan on the back and strikes at Harry again, but Harry ducks under the right hand attempt by MGK and sends him face first into a chair with a drop toe hold. MGK hits hard and rolls onto his back as Harry gets to his feet and looks down on his opponent. Harry then taunts to the crowd and lifts MGK up to his feet. Harry then sends a punch to the face of MGK staggering him back into a fan near by who holds MGK up. Harry then grabs his opponent and lifts him up for the Hangman's DDT and nails it on the concrete!
Cole: Dead King! MGK has to be dead!
King: But this is suppose to be a buried alive match.
Harry quickly gets to his feet and points through the crowd towards the grave site and the crowd roars with approval. Harry then motions for the fans to clear the way and they do. Harry turns back to MGK who lays broken on the match and lifts him to his feet. Harry tries to walk his opponet along, but MGK crumbles back down to the floor. Harry looks down at his opponet and shakes his head wondering what to do, and then grabs him by the arms and begins dragging him through the crowd. Soon they reach the railing and Harry lifts MGK up onto his shoulders in a fireman's carry and tosses him over onto the other side and right next to the large pile of Dirt. Harry then hops over the railing and walks up the massive pile of dirt and looks down into the grave and then down at his fallen opponet. Harry then grabs a Shovel and holds it into the air to a huge pop from the crowd and signifying that this match is just about over.
King: It is all but over now.
Cole: MGK isn't in the grave yet King.
King: He might as well be. Look at him, I'm not even sure he's breathing. This match is brutal.
Harry stabs the shovel head into the dirt and moves down the side to where MGK lays motionless and sends a few good stomps to the midsection of MGK for good measure. Harry then reaches down and lifts MGK back up onto his shoulders and begins carrying him up the pile of dirt, and struggles greatly at it as the dead weight bares down on him. Harry's feet dig into the dirt leaving deep foot prints as he climbs up the pile of dirt and when he reaches the top the weight grows to much for him and he drops MGK by the side of the grave and then falls to his knees to catch his breath.
Cole: Harry doesn't seem in very great shape, it must be the massive amount of beer he drinks.
King: Well then he should cut back. He wouldn't mind if I took one then *pop*
Cole: KING!
King: What? I'm thirsty.
Harry soon gets catches his breath and looks over at MGK to make sure he is still out and to his surprise, MGK is not out, but is starting to crawl towards the tombstone. Harry quickly gets to his feet and staggers over to the shovel he shoved in the dirt and yanks it out. He quickly walks over to his opponent who reaches with both hands behind the tombstone and as Harry lifts the Shovel above his head to strike down on MGK, MGK pulls another shovel from behind the tombstone and wacks Harry in the face with the face of the shovel. Harry staggers back and drops his shovel and MGK shoves the head of the shovel into the dirt and uses the handle to pull himself to his feet. Harry stands dazed next to the grave and the cut on his forehead has reopened and is pouring out blood as MGK pulls his shovel out of the dirt and raises it to his side and swings furiously at the side of the head of Harry. The sound of metal on skull echos throughout the arena as contact is made and Harry falls into the grave, but the mighty swing has taken the last bit of energy MGK had and he falls and tumbles down the side of the grave site.
King & Cole: OH MY GOD!
Along with king and Cole the fans begin to chant "Oh my God" as Harry is unseen in the grave and MGK lays motionless at the bottom of the grave site. The chanting slowly dies down as there is still no sign of life from either man. The ref stands at the bottom of the grave looking at the grave and then at MGK and not knowing what to do and not wanting to interfere in anyway. The crowd slowly begins to mummer wondering what will happen now, when all of a sudden MGK's right arm reaches up and grabs onto the railing. The crowd erupts and begins to chant "MGK, MGK, MGK" as his other hand reaches up and he pulls himself to his feet useing the railing for leverage. MGK slowly looks around the arena as the screaming crowd and then grabs the shovel that he hit Harry with from the floor where he was laying and begins to climb up the pile of dirt. MGK reaches the top and the cheering slowly begins to die as everyone in the arena is now focused on what will happen next. MGK looks down on Harry who is still laying in the grave. MGK raises to shovel in the air to another huge pop from the crowd and then turns half way and scoops a pile of dirt into the shovel and turns and goes to throw it on Harry, but Harry is to his feet and it lands on the head of Harry. MGK looks astonished as the dirt mixes in with the blood on Harry's face making him look like some kind of Monster and Harry reaches up and grabs MGK by the legs and yanks forward sending MGK diving headfirst into the head stone. MGK's head cracks hard against the head stone and he falls into the grave with Harry.
Cole: Holy! Did you hear that King?
King: Hear it? I think it made me sick.
Cole: Have you ever been in a match this vicious.
King: No way, and I never would have been.
Harry reaches both hands on the dirt and slowly hoists himself up out of the grave, Harry slowly gets up to all fours and looks down into the grave along with the camera and MGK is laying face down in the dirt and a puddle of his own blood. Harry then reaches down for the shovel MGK had and slowly begins to bury MGK alive ending the match victorious.
Winner at 29 minutes via Burying his Opponet Alive and Still XHF Champion: Hardcore Harry
The bell rings and Harry realizes he's won. The referee runs over with the XHF title in hand. He gives it to Harry, who hoists the title into the air with one hand and the shovel in his other hand. The copywrite logo comes up and the show fades to a close with Harry's arms raised in victory.