Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 3, 2017 0:36:15 GMT -5
The Xtreme Hardcore Federation Presents:
Decimation
June 25th, 2006
Olimpico Universitario
Mexico City, Mexico
Capacity: 72,449
*We open up to the night's arena with the official Decimation event banner on the Xtreme-Tron, explosions going off all over the place and the show theme for Decimation of "Hell and Consequences" by Stone Sour playing loudly on the PA System. We then soon zoom over to ringside and the Decimation theme ends as the action is about to begin for tonight with the first in-ring activity....*
*"You're Gonna Pay" hits the PA system to start Decimation as a whole. Mark Amicus then comes from the curtain and stands in the middle of the stage. He looks up and then jumps up. When he hits the ground, gold pyros shoot from the front of the stage. He then walks down the ramp. He gets into the ring near the corner. He stands in the middle of the ring and pyros shoot from the ring posts. He then stands and waits for the match to begin.*
Cole: Well to everyone out in TV land welcome to this year's edition of XHF Decimation which promises to be a summer classic as always, and I'm joined as usual by Jerry "The King" Lawler here at ringside to call every bit of the Xtreme festivities this evening from start to finish! So now to kick things off the right way here's newcomer Mark Amicus hopefully to make his first real impact as an XHF performer by taking out a fellow rising star in THIS man...
*All is quiet in the arena, most of the matches over. Well, mostly quiet, if you were to ignore the hubbub of the crowd, all being worked up to the main event.
Then the lights drop and the screen flashes with white noise, of a darkened face with flashing red eyes, and the words 'Lone Wolf' and over the PA comes the unmistakeable drop-D riff of 'Dead Star', the scratchy harmonics being mirrored by flashes on the screen and stage lights.
Then the crowd rises and cheers as the blond-haired, red-eyed figure of Rock Howard walks out onto the stage, his hands shoved into his pockets, a confident grin on his face. The music still hitting the D's and harmonics he stops and lets his right hand rise up to his face, the music peaking and pausing before his hand flys out, his body spinning around, the pyro flaring up in the shape of an unfurling wing, the music hitting with the drums and bass hitting at the same time as the crunch of the guitar. Rock turns back, smiling again as the crowd goes ballistic, and makes his way to the ring, jumping up to the canvas before hopping the ropes and looking about into the cheering crowd.*
Cole: And here's up and comer Rock Howard who's got some major momentum building for himself after defeating Trunkz on Wednesday night, so what better way to get the attention of the entire XHF roster than winning on your first Pay-Per-View?
King: Um, well how about giving both the X*Crown and XHF Champions serious challenges for their titles right off the bat?
Cole: Damnit I knew you were waiting on me to slip up like that, but, good point nonetheless and it's something Rock has certainly done already since debuting in the XHF.
Demon Cage Match
"Leviathan" Mark Amicus vs. Rock Howard
The top of the cage with all of the weapons hanging above it closes up and we start off Decimation with the bell ringing and both men immediately going for weapons hanging above. Mark with a chain and Rock with a baseball bat as Mark wraps the chain around his fist as he circles the ring with Rock holding the bat in his hand ready to swing him out of the park. Mark then runs toward Rock and swings his chain wrapped fist only for Rock to move and attempts to swing the bat but Mark grabs the chair just in time and blocks the bat shot as Rock starts swinging over and over again denting the chair that Mark is holding to where it's not even usable anymore as Mark drops it and Rock finally hits Mark in the stomach with the bat as he goes down on the mat and Rock covers him. 1......2......Mark kicks out as Rock is set once again with that baseball bat.
Cole: Rock's trying to be like Barry Bonds.
King: Yeah, without the alleglations of a needle up his ass.
As Mark gets up though, he elbows Rock in the gut and steals the bat colliding it with Rock's head hard as Rock goes down holding his head and sees the blood pouring away from his head as Mark takes the bat and starts nailing Rock in the gut multiple times, images of Joe Pesci running through his head as he throws the bat down and takes the chain choking Rock out with the chain as Mark goes to the outside and gets a table hanging from the cage and throws it into the ring as Rock gets up slowly as Mark gets back in the ring as Rock kicks him in the gut and does a tornado DDT on the mat as he takes a steel chair from the top of the cage and hits Mark on the stomach as Mark tries to grab the chair and does so, hitting Rock over the head with the chair sending him down.
Cole: Rock's getting manhandled.
King: Indeed.
Mark gets up and sets up the table in the middle of the ring as he picks up Rock and sets him on the table in the middle of the ring as he smiles and goes up on the top rope for some odd reason as he attempts to jump off but Rock goes off and jumps on to the top rope to where Mark is and pounds away on his back but Mark grabs this and attempts to throw Rock to the table but when he does, Rock flies and grabs the top of the cage and hangs around like a monkey climbing away from Mark as he gets off the top rope and chases after him only to be kicked by Rock near the table. That's when he files and connects with Raging Storm through the table as he covers him. 1.......2........3.
Winner via Pinfall: Rock Howard!
Cole: Rock won the match.
King: Hmm...that seemed to fly by like it was nothing.
Cole: And now it's time for another preview of the soon to be released ECF: Glory Days six disc DVD.
King: Mongo interview! WOO!
*John Lee, former ECF announcer and his cameraman, former ECF announcer Stephen Kane, enter a hallway and walk up to an extremely attractive woman at a desk... well ... Kane does. Lee tries to walk into a familiar glass office and is greeted by a large black man who says ...*
I pity the foo who thinks he can get in here
Lee: But ... we had ... but ...
Nah-uh, Mista Mongo says no visitors, so get out before I get a pityin'!
Kane: Excuse me Miss but we have an appointment with Mr. The Destroyer
What are you looking at me for? Talk to the large black man
*Lee and Kane both look at each other*
Lee: Excuse me Mr. um ... Mr. Mister T ... there seems to be an interviewer in a horrible orange shirt down the hall who is trying to burrow into Mongo's office! He needs pitying!
I pity the foo who tries burrowin' into Mongo's office! I'll be right back, don't go into Mongo's office. Stay in schoo!
*He runs off camera*
Lee: Thank you Miss.
*They enter the office*
Lee: Ah, Mr. The Destroyer, it is good to see you ... and not be pitied...
I said no visitors! Where the hell is Mr. T at!?
Lee: Er ... we have an appointment. Check your datebook. You'll see ECF DVD interview.
Kane: Or more accurately, a huge dollar sign ...
ECF intervie....you're lying
Lee: Why would we lie? We just had to outsmart a large black man.
If you're from the ECF, and you're interviewing me, then why arn't you Funaki?
Lee: Well Funaki is on your payroll and hence he's busy. Plus you'd have to pay him. We're doing this for free ... Well ... Death Trap paid us so ... it's on his paycheck ... oh and we're paid by the quarter hour
Oh, good then, sounds like we'll be here all night
*Mongo leans back in his chair, puts his feet up, and smiles*
Lee: So ... Mongo ... what inspired you to revisit the ECF's history? Was it love of the competition? Love of the fighters?
Kane: Money ...
Oh, I don't know. I think it was mostly because Funaki kept talking about how cool it'd be. I of course had no idea what he was saying, so Magnus would sit and translate, and to be honest, both of them are sorta "in moderation" people and I was getting annoyed listening to them constantly.
Lee: Well here's how this is gonna work. First we'll talk about ECF in general, move on to your time there, then to the buyout, and finally end with ECF in XHF today. Oh and this is being aired at Decimation so the better it is the more money you can charge for the PPV and the more people will buy the DVD ...
Actually, the Pay Per Views have been running at a flat rate for years
Lee: I see. Well anyhow ... first and foremost. What do you believe was the reason for ECF's success. It is widely known that ECF is probably second only to BDDWF in feds XHF has conquered. What was it's allure to wrestlers and fans?
The ECF was big? You shocked me there. I mean, it did go under, didn't it?
*He doesn't give the interviewer time to respond*
Yes, yes it did. So what if the ECF had a few diehard fans? Every fed has those, I mean, look at Kaiju Big Battel, I mean, what is that, really?
Kane: Awesome?
See, look at this unprofessionalism, the cameraman is talking
Lee: Stephen Shut up!
*Mongo looks into the camera*
This is what the ECF bred folks
Lee: So Mongo, why do you hate ECF so much? I mean you don't seem to carry this hatred for any other fed ... barring the RWF ...
The ECF sucked, I mean, their top stars included the likes of Death Trap, Hardcore Harry, and Dagger, all absolutly terrible people
Lee: Er ... don't most dead feds usually contribute dead weight and midcarders, or nothing? Whereas ECF has spawned four ECF Champions who have become quite popular in XHF?
Popularity is a relative term and I'd recommend you stay away from it
Lee: Yes sir ... Um ok well ... you yourself were in ECF on at least two occasions, describe your experience
Amusing at its best, miserably boring at its worst. The management there was terrible and the talent was sub-par
Lee: You actually attained championship status in ECF when you beat Gravedigger for the FTW title. What kind of achievement was that for you?
FTW title? I think you have things confused, I beat him for the North American Championship
Lee: Same difference really. They changed the names often ...
Which is a sure sign of poor management....
Lee: Er ... SO! Anyway! How about when you earned that shot at the ECF Title itself ... an epic battle with Hardcore Harry ... what do you think happened to stall your amazing run?
I don't even remember that, I'll have to check the DVD to be sure. But I probably just wasn't that interested. I mean, come on, second rate title in a second rate fed....*sarcastically*ooooh
Lee: Er ... *trying desperately to make this look good* SO! on to the end of your ECF days. You competed with Dagger in a match that sold huge on TV ratings. Why did you leave after that match?
Well, I was paid enough so that I'd be able to turn around and buy the company out with the money earned there. Though, if you note, I did manage Lance Storm for a few months after that match
Lee: That you did ...
Kane: I thought it was because she kicked you in the stones?
Can we get a different cameraman?
*Mr. T busts in and tackles Stephen Kane and in walks ... Magnus? Oh well.*
Good enough
*Magnus gives a thumbs up*
Lee: So what urged you to buy ECF out if it was as you put it, not a threat and a second rate fed?
Oh, I don't remeber, I probably answered it at the press conference for the official buyout
*Cut to file footage of the buyout press conference. Mongo stands at a podium and answers questions*
Reporter: Mr. Destroyer, why are you buying out the ECF?
ECF? I thought I was buying out a chain of hot dog stands in New York!
*The group laughs, but Mongo looks a little concerned. He then speaks under his breath as they laugh*
....sure as hell would bring in more money....
*Back to the interview*
Yeah, I'm sure I say it there, so you can review the archives to answer that one
Lee: *sweating now* Er ... so ... ECF has been a major pickup for XHF then huh?
A what?
Lee: MOVING ON! *obviously disturbed* What do you thin was the best aspect of ECF that you now have in XHF?
The ECF Championship in the X*Crown, the rest is crap
Lee: *gulp* Well ... now for a little insight into things ECF in XHF. It has been documented that a few of the more extreme match concepts of ECF have become XHF mainstays that the XHF superstars seem to enjoy competing in: Doomsday Cage, Exploding Casket, we've even seen the Supermarket Freezer Match and the Battleship Brawl. What do you think of these awesome concepts?
The Doomsday Cage match, while rather interesting, has yet to prove itself to be nearly as good as the BDDWF contribution- the Greenhouse Match. As for the others, they are simply idiot brawl-for-alls that Death Trap has soiled my company with
Lee: Actually ... Death Trap only brought in the Casket.
Bah, he's been behind them all, he's the only guy from ECF who wouldn't give it up
Lee: Well while on the topic. You in XHF waged a war against the ECF stars: Gravedigger, Dagger, Death Trap, and in smaller ways Harry and Magnus. Why try to stop their success? I mean to rise inthe ranks HERE they HAD to have talent.
Gravedigger is a talentless hack who's boring as all hell to watch. Dagger is unpredictable, one moment she's hugging you, the next she's burning down a bar somewhere....crazy bitch. Death Trap is annoying, and Harry is a dirty lowlife like Rat Bastard, only more of a slob. He sullied my belt damnit!
Lee: And ... Magnus?
I never had problems with him, our match was my giving him an opportunity
Lee: I see. Well ... why do you think these "lowlifes" seem to have so much success here: what with four of them winning the XHF Title, Magnus by beating you, and then your low level of success ... you've never beaten DT without flattening him, you've never beaten Dagger, you've only beaten GD that one time ... well harry you seem to own until that last time but ... why are they so good?
My lack of success? MY LACK of SUCCESS? Do you know who I am? Do you know that I'm a three-time world champion here? I'd hardly say I'm lacking in success
Lee: EEP! Sorry! Sorry! The question was why are THEY so successful ... EXCEPT against you! hehe .. .yea ...
Luck, I mean Apollyon was X*Crown Champ once *Laughs*
Lee: That he was ... another ECFer by the way.
Appy has been in every fed known to man, he's worse than Sabu with company hopping
Lee: So ... final thoughts on ECF and its future in XHF?
What future? I bought it out. The only action the "ECF" is getting is going to be in the X*Crown
Lee: Well if we're done ... I'm going to go see what that beautiful babe at the desk out there is doing. She looks like she's been craving action for months!
*Lee laughs .... *
Get out of my building before I have you removed. Don't look at anyone, and don't you ever, EVER show disrespect like that to my secretary again
Lee: ... *now scared shitless* s..s...sorry ......
*he faints ... and we fade out, back to ringside that is-*
*"Who betta than Kanyon!?" hits the P.A. GQ comes strutting out. Obsidian follows eating nachos. GQ yells at him to put those away. He grabs an handful and shoves them in his mouth and gives the rest to a nearby stage-hand. They walk down to the ring and climb in. GQ checks his hair to make sure he looks good as Obsidian makes sure his eye-patch is on right.*
Cole: Well here comes the other tag team of The Enterprise, besides the real XHF Tag Champs White is Right that is.
King: Yep, but at least tonight both GQ and Obsidian will have an opportunity to get their hands on U.S. Title Tag gold, real or fake nonetheless...
*"Born In The USA" by Bruce Springsteen plays over the loudspeakers as The Patriot and Admiral Nick step out from behind the curtain. On the titantron, a large picture of the great president George W. Bush is shown and then various clips of Nick and The Patriot destroying opponents, terrorists, and people from Minnesota is shown. the Patriot waves an American flag back and forth as they climb into the ring. They pose in the ring as red, white, and blue pyro shoots off from the ring posts.*
Cole: And here comes the infamous Homeland Security duo, hoping to retain their titles here tonight in their first formal defense of them as XHF competitors.
King: Again very true, but I can guarantee this will be no easy feat to pull off considering who they're up against, and uh...well the rather odd circumstances they're facing them under if you catch my drift.
U.S. Tag Team Championship Match
"Big Ass Pie" Scaffold Match
The Enterprise (GQ Money & Obsidian) vs. Homeland Security (The Patriot & Admiral Nick)
Obsidian puts a finger in the pie for some reason as the ref slaps his hand and yells at him to not touch the pie. Obsidian sighs and ends up climbing the one side of the scaffold as GQ follows in his direction as both Nick and Patriot climb up on the other side as all 4 men reach the top and check the sturdiness of the scaffold as Obsidian looks down and clenches on to GQ, as the ref looks up slapping his hand to his head as he signals for the bell to ring and we are underway in this match as GQ and Nick start off although really there is no tag in a scaffold, instead Patriot and Obsidian just sit off in their corners as GQ and Nick tie up as one another already tries to push each other off early, but to no avail as both men's force against each other cancels out and both men just stand there. GQ kicks and punches Nick several times as Nick is a little wobbly but ends up balancing himself out punching GQ to the scaffold ground as Nick tries to slide GQ off, but to no avail as GQ doesn't budge.
Cole: One or even 3 men are going in that pie.
King: Hehehe, you said pie.
Cole: Why doesn't pie jokes surprise me.
Nick goes and ends up tagging The Patriot anyways as both men go to work on GQ as Obsidian crawls over to help out as all 4 men are now fighting and tackling each other on the scaffold as it's turned into a giant mess early on in this match. GQ punches Nick, and The Patriot and then by mistake slaps Obsid who in the fray is confused no matter what as GQ gets confused and Nick tries to push GQ down and GQ falls...NO! He ends up hanging on the scaffold as he climbs back up slowly and breathes heavily, thanking the god that he didn't get pushed over as Nick kicks him down on the scaffold as it hangs and wobbles around as all 4 men try to balance it out as usual. When it straightens out, The Patriot starts punching out Obsidian as GQ blocks Patriot's punches and punches him back as he wobbles on the top, then without hesitation...GQ does a superkick right to Patriot's head as The Patriot wobbles once more and falls off the scaffold right into the "Big Ass Pie" as apple pie goes everywhere into the first couple rows including the announce table.
Cole: And The Patriot is covered in pie.
King: Mmmm, tastes good for a big pie.
GQ ends up mocking The Patriot by doing a fake salute to him as he looks at the mess below as a cameraman ends up slipping in the mess and falling to the ground, but this ends up distracting GQ, enough for Nick to push him off as well, as GQ falls into the mess down below, causing more of a mess into the rows as Nick does his salute leaving two men remaining in this contest...Obsidian and Admiral Nick. Obsidian looks down below and gets scared a little bit but closes his eyes and ends up walking over to Nick as both men go at it on top of the scaffold as down below, the refs help GQ and The Patriot out of the ring as GQ looks up and sees the match still going on as Nick headbutts Obsidian as he wobbles and GQ gets concerned, only for it to be a false alarm as Obsidian gets balanced and does a kick to Nick's gut as he tries to throw Nick off but Nick doesn't budge as Nick elbows the back of Obsidian's head and tries to throw him off as well and is about ready to when Obsidian trips Nick and he starts hanging from the scaffold as both men on the floor start worrying.
Cole: Nick's gonna lose.
King: He's hanging pretty well.
Obsidian tries to kick Nick off but Nick swings around not connecting himself with any of Obsidian kicks as he climbs back up and headbutts Obsidian to the scaffold as he falls but doesn't fall to the mess covered mat as he stands back up, with GQ and Patriot looking on as Obsidian locks Nick in a headlock but Nick elbows Obsidian and attempts to push him off only for Obsidian to stop in his tracks but in the corner of his eye, he sees something. He sees Nick coming for him, so he moves and Nick stops in his tracks only for Obsidian to grab him and nails a vicious reverse DDT on Nick as he falls to the scaffold as Obsidian cheers and ends up pushing off Nick as he falls to the pie covered ring as the fans go nuts and the bell rings with Obsidian raising his hands in victory!
Winners and NEW U.S. Tag Team Champions: The Enterprise (GQ & Obsidian)!
Cole: Obsidian did it. New champs!
King: Hopefully they are unless Homeland Security decided it was a fluke again.
Cole: No, they're undisputed.
King: HA!
Obsidian cheers as he knows the match is over and decides to willingly jump off the scaffold into the pie as the fans get covered again. Obsidian gets out as the ref hands he and GQ the U.S. Tag Belts as both Obsidian and GQ are covered as the ref raises their hands and gives them towels to clean themselves off with, as well as the fans in the first two rows and the announcers as cleaners come in and clean the ring in super time-lapsed fast time for the next scheduled match of the evening.
Cole: Now for our next match! I cant wait for this one.
King: Yes the MAIN ATTRACTION VERSUS THE FACE OF FREEDOM! Let freedom ring!! I wonder though, why does CR where a mask?
Cole: I do too. Oh my gosh is it dark in here though, that only means one thing.
King: Dont touch me ever again.
Cole: ...That was not me.
*The arena goes dark. The speakers blare DT whispering, Do you feel trapped? followed by a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction with a heavy metal intro playing. The Xtremetron flashes the following banner:
The Xtremetron shows a loop of assorted clips with DT walking the ramp, taunting in the ring, speaking on the mic from his promos, and the text Death Trap! The Master of Puppets in red bubble letters crashing into the screen causing the background behind it to go black. The slow opening verse of "Live For Today" by 3 Doors Down plays through the speakers. Red strobes begin darting around the arena as the lights turn a deep blue illuminating the arena. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp as the verses lyrics begin in his "One of a Kind" Death Trap t-shirt, a necklace, trademark black bowl cap, and black shades. He has on black boots and black tights with red waving stripes down each leg and a yellow cross made of two knotted up lengths of barbed wire on each thigh.
Show me the road and I will find my own. You build your bridges and Ill burn em down. So far away and all alone I roam. I'll take my chances in the here and now.
And all you wonder is who's for sale, well you wont know now and I wont tell. Youre always hiding throwing up your hands. While heroes ride again.
He steps forward out of the entryway and looks around before slowly raising his arms out (a la Orton). Behind him pyros spray down in front of the entryway to the back. He cracks his neck and walks onto the ramp. He walks to the crowd and stretches on the barricade. Fans reach over and pat him on the back. He smiles and points to the people as the chorus rings out.
And God only knows all the places Ive been. But I love this life that Im living in. I wont look back to regret yesterday. Were not handed tomorrow so Ill live for today!
Death Trap slowly walks down the ramp with his arms out to his sides pointing to himself appealing to the crowd as he spins from side to side. He throws his hands up in a cross at the base of the ramp and breathes in deep the arenas atmosphere. The tron shows in big bold green letters "Final Judgment will be passed!" as a fireball comes forward and hits and scatters the letters and the screen burns from the center out into a series of clips including the endings to all of DTs past title victories and him holding up the title. Each time it zooms in on the title and then burns outward to the next match clip. As it zooms in on the XHF Title in the final clip, it lights up saying The Man, The Myth, The Living Legend... He walks to one side of the ring and leaps to the apron. He gets to the center of the side of the ring and spins locking his arms on the top rope while facing away from the ring and starts yelling to the crowd. He steps into the ring and turns shaking the ropes before bouncing to the side and walking to the center of the ring as the lights brighten. He leaps to the top rope and throws his head back and his arms straight out as the crowd cheers. He puts his arms in a cross and then pumps his right fist in the air. He leaps down and paces for a second before spinning facing the entryway and throwing his arms out to his sides again and his head back. He steps forward to the ropes facing the entryway and leans back on them waiting for the match to begin.*
Cole: WOW! What an entrance?
King: Yeah it took 20 minutes probably longer than the actual match itself.
Cole: Why do you always have to be negative? Why cant we just enjoy this special night? Remember this is entertainment now!
King: This is wrestling. This is fighting. This kicking some ass not a runway model show.
Cole: Oh shit it is dark again and I am not going to touch you King.
King: Did we did not pay the electric bill?
*The lights in the arena go pitch black. Then a spotlight hits the center of the stage, as the opening guitar riffs of "Vicarious" by Tool start. Suddenly when all instruments blare, a huge explosion happens in the spotlight. Once the smoke clears, you see a man in a dark cloak. He looks up and it's "The Face of Freedom" CR! White mask and all! He is crouched down still, looking up, with that permanent smile on his mask! He stands up, and spreads his arms out. As his arms fully extend pyros shoot out of the Xtreme Tron! CR heads down the ramp as the fans cheer and chant for him. He reaches the ring and in one swift motion he hops on the apron and bounces immedietly into the ring. Once there he crouches down in the middle of the ring. All the lights shut off in the arena but one spotlight, focussing on CR. As the heavy part picks back up he stands up and all four turnbuckles ignite, causing the lights to come on once again. CR takes his cape off and tosses it over the ropes, as well as his hat. He awaits the bell to ring.*
King: And the fashion show continues.
Cole: I am in awe of these two mysterious men.
King: I think you just in awe of men period. The ref calls for the bell!
Cole: That was not necessary. Wait a second what are they doing.
*CR grabs a chair from the ringside area and Death Trap grabs a chair.*
King: This is a no holds barred match! A grudge match!! These men hate each other!! These men despise one another!! And tonight one man is going to die.
Cole: Oh my goodness I totally forgot about the whole grudge match thing.
No Holds Barred, Falls Count Anywhere Grudge Match
"The Main Attraction" Death Trap vs. "The Face of Freedom" C.R.
Both men enter the ring with chairs in their hands and all of sudden C.R. tosses his at Death Trap but he blocks the chair with his own chair. Death Trap then hits CR on top of the head with the chair. The Face of Freedom goes down on the mat and the Main Attraction goes for a single leg Boston Crab but C.R. kicks him off and grabs a side headlock. Death Trap counters with an arm wringer but C.R. reverses and we have a stand off.
Cole: Wow these guys are ready for this fight.
King: Grab a chair and kill each other.
Cole: Dont you want a wrestling match? Hey wait a second I think they heard you.
Both men grabbed the chairs and duel with them and toss them at each other. Death Trap back body drops a charging C.R. and then sets up the chair in the corner and hits a flying leg whip to take C.R. down. But C.R. quickly recovers and comes back with a drop toe hold on Death Trap into the chair. Death Trap holds his mouth and jaw area and quickly bloods comes out of his mouth. C.R. sees an opportunity to end this match early goes for the triple jump moonsault but Death Trap plays possum and hits a huricanrana in the corner off the chair. Both men are down on the canvass.
Cole: My god this match is getting ugly. Death Trap may have a broken jaw or a cut inside his mouth. Hell I dont know he may have puked out ketchup.
King: Kill!!!!!!!!! OR BE KILLED!!!!!
C.R. rolls out of the ring and looks under the ring and grabs various items including trash cans, trash can lids, a steel chair, and a table. C.R. throws in the trash cans and lids but he sets up one table and another table right next to it. C.R. rolls back in the ring with a chair but Death Trap has been waiting for a couple minutes and did not feel like attacking C.R. on the outside. C.R. stands up and is met with a dropkick to the chair in which the chair hits C.R. on top of his head. C.R. stumbles of bit and Death Trap nails him with punches but The Face of Freedom nails The Main Attraction with a low blow. C.R. grabs the chair and hits Death Trap over the back and Death Trap falls to the mat. C.R. places the chair on the middle of the ring. C.R. picks up Death Trap and sets him up for a piledriver and nails the piledriver onto the steel chair. C.R. covers for the pin. 1..2...kick out! C.R. picks up Death Trap and goes for a suplex but he counters and suplexes C.R. onto a trash can. Death Trap lays another trash can on top of C.R. and then heads to the top rope. Death Trap leaps off and nails a frog splash and Death Trap bounces off C.R. and both men lay on the mat.
Cole: Did you see how high he went?
King: Yeah I think the dumbass hurt his ribs.
Cole: Death Trap is a bloody mess and C.R. is? Well I dont know he wears a mask and he is not even a luchador.
C.R. comes back with a dropkick to the knee and then C.R. tosses a chair right in the head of Death Trap which forces Death Trap to roll to the outside and C.R. follows him to the outside. C.R. pulls another table from under the ring and sets it up on the apron and guardrail. C.R. gets Death Trap onto the table and then sets a chair up in the ring and goes for a splash but Death Trap rolls off the table and C.R. hits the guardrail. Death Trap sends C.R. head first into the ring steps and then throws him back into the ring. Death Trap hits a cork screw moonsault and goes for the cover. The ref counts 1! 2! Kick out by the Face of Freedom C.R. The Face of Freedom hits a knee to the head of Death Trap to get him off his offense. C.R. follows up with an arm drag on the apron and then lays him over the middle rope and hit a Guillotine leg drop for two. C.R. locks up the Main Attraction Death Trap in the Camel Clutch in tribute to anarchist everywhere.
Cole: Is he going to tap?
King: The Camel Clutch is a painful submission hold. Look at Death Traps eyes!! They are about to pop!
Cole: Death Trap is a bloody mess but he is not tapping.
C.R. lets go of the submission with frustration and hits a stiff facebuster on Death Trap. C.R. goes back to the outside and sets up the two tables and sets up another table. C.R. tries to enter the ring but is dropkick off the apron onto the table and then Death Trap hits a seated senton over the top onto C.R. through the table! Both men lay motionless on the outside floor.
Cole: C.R. got messed up there. How could not see that coming?
King: Probably because he wears a mask dumbass.
Both men crawl back into the ring but C.R. quickly catches Death Trap entering through the ropes with a kick to the chest and then C.R. hits a springboard leg drop. C.R. sends Death Trap to the corner and sets up a chair and goes for a splash but Death Trap moves and hits a springboard heel kick on C.R. Death Trap hits the triple jump moonsault and covers C.R. The ref counts one! Two! Kick out! Death Trap complains to the ref about a slow count. Death Trap goes to the middle rope for an Atomic face buster but the Face of Freedom C.R. moves out of the way and Death Trap falls face first to the mat. C.R. sits Death Trap on the chair and then goes for a springboard but Death Trap moves and C.R. hits the chair with his balls.
Cole: Oh good lord that poor mask wearing boy will never be the same.
King: My nuts hurt by just watching that.
Death Trap then tosses a chair right at the head of C.R. sending him to the outside. Death Trap follows out and puts C.R. on the table between the apron and guardrail and then set up the chair in the ring and dives off the top onto the table with a DDT on the Face of Freedom C.R. to the floor. Death Trap lands on top of C.R. and the ref goes for the count. One! Two! Three!
Winner via Pinfall: Death Trap!
Cole: Death Trap has done it! Death Trap has defeated The Face of Freedom C.R. in the grudge match.
King: These two assholes beat the hell out of each other and they will not be the same ever again.
*ELO's "Here is the News" blasts over the speakers as the Xtremetron shows the words, "THE FUTURE!!" then clicks to show the words "SHOGUN" and "TRON" one on top of the other. The gunsman from . . . THE FUTURE emerges and does some really awesome gun play (like Ocelot in Metal Gear Solid 3) using his FUTURE Blaster!. . . a toy six shooter straight from the toy collection of John Wayne memorabilia. He moves to the ring and tosses the holsters the gun*
Cole: You know, I wonder if he realizes that is a toy gun?
King: What are you talking about? Its the future blaster. Of course its not going to work now. It will only work in the future
Cole: .Its a toy king
King: Youre just jealous you dont have a future blaster!
Cole: Maybe I am...
*The slow guitar chords of Explosion In The Sky's "Six Days At The Bottom Of The Ocean" start to fade in as two streams of white and red shoot out of the sides of the entrance ramp and Japan's rising sun appears on the titantron. Kenji Kojima walks out from behind the curtains wearing an elaborate but gaudy white robe with rays of red through-out the base, and a contemporary Japanese wrestling mask covering just his face with the XHF Hardcore Championship title wrapped around his waist. All of the sudden the music stops while a voice saying "He Has Arrived" is heard through out the stadium and AFI's "Totalimmortal" is abruptly played as the voice fades and letters start to form on the titantron's picture of the rising sun.
Feeling the hastened tempo Kenji begins to ascend down the aisle towards the ring to a chorus of mixed boos and praises, but he keeps his eyes directly on the squared circle. Once he makes his way to the ring he leaps on the apron and springboards himself into the middle of the ring with the end of his robe fluttering about like a cape. He takes off his robe and mask to hand it down to the nearest stage hand at the side of the apron before running towards the nearest turnbuckle and climbing. He stands there upon the crowd of thousands, inhaling the excitment and adrenaline he gets before every match. Kenji then raises his fist in the air before backflipping off of the turnbuckle to the middle of the ring takes off his title belt to hand it to an attendant and starts to pace and stretch his arms waiting for the match to start.*
Cole: The champ is here
King: Dont say that again.
Cole: This is going to be a brutality defined match.
King: Yeah but Shogun still has that future blaster. It cant last very long.
Cole: .....
Last Man Standing Match for the XHF Hardcore Championship
Shogun-Tron vs. "The Rising Son" Kenji Kojima
Shogun with his future blaster by his side, walks right up to Kenji. He draws quickly firing off four rounds. They all connect with Kenji, who seems to be holding something in his right hand. Kenji falls from the impact of the harmless and no hurtful ammo. Shogun goes to cover Kenji, that when he punches Shogun in the head with a loaded fist of brass knuckles.
King: That was so cheap!
Cole: Harold teaches his students well I can see.
King: Shut it.
Shogun is already getting up before the referee can start his count. Hes amazed by that, perhaps he didnt put enough behind the punch. He picks up Shogun then pushes his head up with his hand. Kenji winds up and chops the chest of Shogun. Shogun feels the pain and goes directly into the corner holding his chest. Kenji retreats back there with him and delivers another chop to the chest. As he winds up again, Shogun ducks it and Kenji is in the corner. Shogun slides out of the ring and pulls at Kenjis legs. He falls face first to the mat and then Shogun pulls Kenji in toward the turnbuckle post. Slamming his testicles into the steel pole. Shogun goes under the ring and throws a few steel chairs in the ring, along with a table which he pulls out and lies on the outside floor. As he gets back in the ring, Kenji is still in that position. He stands over him and sends kicks to the temple of Kenji. Shogun runs to the opposite side of the ring and running back sending a dropkick to the head of Kenji. He picks up a very deadweight Kenji, but that is only a ploy as he sends shots to the chest of Shogun. As Shogun is bent over, Kenji does a standing wheel kick on the neck of Shogun. He then picks him back up and hits a snapmare. Then a chop to the back of Shogun, followed by another chop. Kenji runs off the ropes and kicks the hell out of Shogun in the back. Kenji runs to the other ropes and knees Shogun across the chest.
Cole: Wellthats got to hurt.
King: You think Cole you think?
Kenji walks over to one of the steel chairs that Shogun slid in the ring earlier. He waits for Shogun to rise. As Shogun gets to his feet, he gets ready and swings the chair at him. Shogun ducks and kicks him in the chest. Kenji ends up dropping the chair and Shogun ends up dropping Kenji with a DDT onto the chair. Shogun picks him up and into the air. They're hovering over the steel chair still when Shogun drops him onto it for a brainbuster. At this point we can see blood from the head of Kenji, most likely from the DDT.
Cole: Thats got to hurt, right?
King: No fooling you Cole.
Cole: Damn right.
Shogun falls back to the corner, as the referee starts the ten count. 123 Kenji is starting to stir already. 456Kenji is back to his feet. Shogun angrily comes out of the corner, as Kenji trips him and locks the STD on. He pulls on the neck of Shogun but there is no submission. Kenji releases it and locks in a Boston Crab. Once again he pulls on the legs of Shogun but there is no giving up. After holding it for nearly a minute he releases it. Shogun is holding his left knee in pain. Kenji gets the steel chair and begins assaulting that knee. Stabbing at the leg and swinging at it. Kenji just smiles as he slides out of the ring and gets the table. He puts it in the ring then sets it up. He once again uses the loaded fist to knock out Shogun. Then he lays him on the table and goes to the top rope. Kenji stands high above the ring and looks down at Shogun, who is knocked out. Kenji attempts a 450 and connects with it. Crashing into the ribs of Shogun and breaking the table underneath him. Both men scramble around in the broken table pieces, Kenji grabs his ribs as does Shogun. The referee starts his standing 10 count. 1234 No movement from either man. 5.6. Both men are moving toward the ropes. 78 Kenji is up and grabs a steel chair. 9. Kenji starts pounding on the back of Shogun with the steel chair.
Cole: Wow that was either a very stupid move or a smart move.
King: Stupid obviously.
Kenji is showing no relent or mercy on Shogun's back. He throws the chair down, meanwhile Shogun's costume is sorta ripped from the vicious chairshots. Kenji lifts him up and hits him with a palm strike. Shogun is back in the corner again, as Kenji just gingerly snaps the taste out of his mouth. And he continues to do this until Shogun ducks. Kenji is in the corner and rapid chops are coming from Shogun to the chest of Kenji. He keeps chopping him down before running to the opposite side of the ring, grabbing a chair during the trip. He puts it under his elbow and runs at Kenji slamming it across his face. Kenji is dazed and very confused, as Shogun does it again. Kenji staggers out of the corner. Shogun palms the head of Kenji.
King: THE SHOGUN FURY!
Cole: Its over if he connects!
Shogun wastes too much time though, as hes trying to position a chair under him. Kenji sends knees into the chest of Shogun, which makes him release the hold. Kenji pulls him down with an armbar. He wrenches at the arm, he pulls it to where its about to snap. He releases the hold and slides out of the ring again. Shogun is going know where as he holds his arm in pain. Kenji is gingerly walking around, as he still seems a little screwed up. He goes under the ring and gets out a table. This table is unordinary though. We then see Harold Campbell standing on the entrance ramp looking rather fascinated, as Kenji just looks back at him. He slides the table out from under the ring to reveal a glass table. Its also wrapped in razorsharp barbwire. Kenjis eyes just light up, as does Harolds. Kenji slides the heavy table in the ring. As he steps it up. Shogun holding his one arm down, elbows him with a weak forearm. It has no effect on Kenji, he chops him down to the mat. Kenji gets the table into position. He picks up Shogun and puts him on the top rope. Kenji is going for the victory with this one. They stand on the top rope, Kenji numerous times attempts to suplex him. Shogun keeps fighting it off though. He sends body shots in but his weak arm really takes away from them, it only delays Kenji. Kenji rakes his eyes, as both men teeter totter on the top rope. Kenji tries to suplex him once again, Shogun blocks it. He knees Kenji below the belt. As Shogun is actually starting to hear chants from the crowd, hes moving his arm. The one that was hardly in use just minutes ago, Keni is bent over. Shogun looks out to the crowd. Hes calling for the Samurai Supreme.
Cole: Hes not serious!
King: Oh. I think he is Cole.
Cole: Hell kill the man
Shogun lifts him up for the powerbomb and dives off the top rope. As they get closer, Kenjis head falls into place and Shogun sends him face first into the barbwired table with a facebuster. The Samurai Supreme sends glass everywhere in the ring not to mention the face of Kenji just being brutalized. Shogun is hurting on his ass, as barbwire has gone directly into it and also ripped his costume some more. He rolls around on the ring canvas, as the referees check on Kenji. The fans at this point are just going wild.
Cole: OH MY LORD!!!
King: Yep they're dead.
Kenji moved his arm a bit, then rolls over on his back. We see a very cut up face. Shogun is still down as the impact may have hurt his knee again. The same knee Kenji was working on before. The referee is starting his count 12345. No movement yet from either guy. 6. 7. At this time Shogun has began pulling himself up and Kenji is actually at the ropes yanking himself up. 89. Kenji has somehow made it to his feet. With the delay of the count, both men could get back to their feet.
Cole: This makes no sense how did they do it?
King: Blame the dumb referee. Shogun should be champion right now.
Cole: This can only get worse...
Both men are battered and throwing punches at each other in the middle of the ring. Nothing is behind the punches but its enough to rock them. Kenji sends a shot into the face of Shogun, and then he tries again. Shogun ducks it and then grabs the forehead of Kenji. He then positions a chair under them. The back of Kenjis head gets slammed on the steel chair with the Shogun Fury. Thinking that is not enough, Shogun picks him up again and slams him with another Shogun Fury on the chair. Shogun again picks him up, hitting another Shogun Fury on the end of the steel chair. He falls back into the corner, which is holding him up. Kenji is not moving at all. The referee once again counts 12345 No movement from Kenji. 678910. Kenji is out cold and we have a winner.
Winner and NEW XHF Hardcore Champion: Shogun-Tron!
Cole: I think we need some medical attention right now.
King: Shogun is the champ. I told you Cole.
Cole: Who cares we should be concerned with the safety
King: SHOGUN!!!
Cole: Youre an ignorant prick.
*On the screen a picture appears and the lights go out and all of a sudden a red flashing light goes around the arena. And a voice comes over the PA that says. "Survive If I Let You". And then over the PA you hear the begining guitar riffs to the song "Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns N Roses. And the Song builds up more and more. And when the entire band kicks into the song. Out walks Jason Anderson with his Phoenix title on one shoulder and a white towell on the other shoulder. The fans give Anderson a mix of cheers n boos. He then starts to walk down to the ring, and half way there he stops. After je stops he looks at the ring then at the fans and cracks his knuckles. He then runs and slides into the ring with his towell and belt. He then jumps up to the top rope and throws his fist up in the air as he holds up his belt. And the fans throw out another bunch of cheers and boos.*
King: Here comes the Career Killer!
Cole: And in this type of match, he could kill two careers in one night!
*Suddenly... The lights turn dark and... BOOM! Pyros blare throughout the stage as "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit begins to play. Michael Storm comes out in black wrestling shorts with yellow stripes on the sides. He begins to runs full speed down the ramp and then soon slides into the ring! Michael Storm gets up and then jumps to one turnbuckle and raises his arms, getting boos from the audience. Michael Storm jumps off and lands on his feet and stretches out his legs a little bit, waiting for the match to begin.*
Cole: Storm's been trying to make a name for himself again since he came back.
King: Tonight is the night to do it.
*The arena flashes green and black as "Again and Again" by Taproot begins to blare over the speakers. A couple seconds later when the music picks up, CK Owens makes his way out onto the entrance stage. He hops up and down on th balls of his feet a few times then sprints down the ramp, and slides into the ring on his stomach. Crawling to his feet CK climbs the second turnbuckle and shouts out at the fans and points out to them with both hands, then hops down and circles the ring, waiting for the match to begin.*
Cole: And lastly is CK Owens, this man is tough, but he's never been able to get out of the lower leagues.
King: Tonights his night to show the world he's ready to explode.
Triple Threat, Barbwire Ladder Match for the XHF Phoenix Championship
"The Prince of Pain" Micheal Storm vs. "The Fear Factor" CK Owens vs. "The Career Killer" Jason Anderson
The bell rings and all three men look at each other. Anderson and Storm then just start going at it. Owens stands back and watches the fight. Storm starts to win out on Anderson and then kicks him in the gut and grabs him in a headlock. Owens charges and hits a dropkick to Storm's leg, which makes him hit a spiked bulldog on Anderson. Storm rolls around holding his face and Owens picks up Anderson and tries to whip him into the barbwire ropes, but Anderson stops himself. He kicks Owens in the gut and then pulls him into a short arm clothesline. Storm is back up and hits Anderson with a flying forearm. Anderson goes down and rolls under the razor sharp ropes. Storm and Owens get up and Storm hits him with a few forearms. Owens hits a knee to Storm's gut, then a double axe handle across the back. Anderson gets up off the floor outside and walks over to the ladder. He folds it up as Owens hits a DDT on Storm. Owens gets up and turns to see Anderson poking the top of the ladder through the ropes and right into Owens' midsection! Ownes doubles over, and Anderson teeter totters the ladder into Owens' face. Anderson pushes the ladder into the ring and then carefully comes back in under the ropes.
King: The ladder comes in quickly.
Cole: No one expected this match to be clean.
Anderson is up and kicks Storm a few times. He then picks Storm up and whips him toward the ropes, but Storm baseball slides and stops himself. He then charges up off the mat and hits a vicious clothesline on Anderson. Owens is back up and Storm punches him a few times. He goes for a kick, but Owens grabs it. Storm hits an enziguri. Storm then grabs the ladder and picks it up. Anderson is getting back up and Storm swings the ladder right into his face! Storm then starts to set the ladder up in the middle of the ring. He starts to climb, but Owens is back up and hits Storm in the back. Owens climbs up behind Storm and grabs him around the waist. He pulls him off with a german suplex off the middle of the ladder! Storm rolls around holding his neck. Owens is a bit slow to his feet. He goes over to the already erect ladder and starts to climb. Anderson shakes his head and gets up. He sees Owens almost to the top of the ladder. Anderson starts to shove the ladder over. Owens is trying to keep his balance, but the ladder is tipping over towards the barbwire ropes! Owens jumps back off the ladder just a few seconds before it crashes into the barbwire. Anderson kicks Owens in the back of his leg. Then a kick to his ribs. Then his back. Then a spinning heel kick to the face! Anderson turns to grab the ladder, but Storm comes fron out of nowhere with a spear! Storm spears Anderson back first right into the barbwire ropes!
Cole: OH SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL!
King: Ah!
Storm backs away and Anderson slowly peels himself off the ropes, the barbwire ripping his flesh. Anderson falls to the mat and holds his back. Storm kicks it a fwe times. Owens gets up and Storm kicks him in the side of the head. Owens looks up as if enraged and tackles Storm to the mat and hits some mounted punches. He picks Storm up and whips him to the ropes, but Storm reverses with a whip of his own. But Owens holds onto the arm and swings back toward Storm. Storm grabs Owens and looks to plant him with a spinebuster, but Owens reverses it into a tornado DDT! Owens grabs Storm by the head and drags him over to the ropes. He pushes Storms face into the barbwire and rakes the barbwire across his face! Storm screams in pain. Owens pulls Storm away and his forehead is bleeding profusely. Owens picks Storm up off the mat and sets him up for a suplex. Anderson is back up and hits a double drop kick onto both men. They both go down and Storm rolls out of the ring. Anderson pulls Owens up and double underhooks him. He then lifts him for a bomb, but Owens reverses it into a hurricanrana. Owens then goes over to the ladder and starts to pick it up. Anderson gets up and hits Owens in the back, making him drop the ladder. Anderson then picks Owens up and scoop slams him right on top of the ladder! Owens screams in pain as he arches his back. Anderson starts to run to the ropes, but then stops before he hits them. He turns around and runs toward Owens and then hits a rolling thunder onto Owens on the ladder! Anderson and Owens roll around holding there backs in pain.
King: Ouch, that had to hurt. Why would you do that!
Cole: Sometimes you have to hurt yourself to hurt your opponent even more.
Storm is up outside and grabs Anderson's foot, and then yanks him out under the barbwire ropes. He slams Anderson's head into the apron, and then grabs the bottom rope and pulls it into Anderson's face. Anderson screams in pain, and then hits a back elbow to Storm's head to break free. Anderson is now bleeding from the head as well as the back and kicks Storm in the stomach. He lifts Storm onto his shoulder and looks to ram his head into the post, but Storm falls behind Anderson and shoves him into the pole! In the ring, Owens is getting back onto his feet. He sees Storm picking up Anderson outside, then looks over at the ladder. Then back outside. Then to the ladder. Looks like he's trying to make a decision. Storm slaps Anderson, Anderson retaliates with a punch. They're duking it out back and forth. Owens backs up to the opposite side of the ring, then starts to run and leaps over the barbwire ropes and into both men with a somersault senton! All three men are down outside.
Cole: Talk about high risk!
King: If he hadn't cleared that barbwire, he would have been dead!
Owens is the first up and staggers toward the ring. He climbs in under the ropes. He crawls over to the ladder and opens it up. He then pulls the ladder into the upright position. He starts to climb up as Storm gets up using the apron for help. Storm climbs up onto the apron and then he climbs up the corner. Owens is halfway up the ladder and Storm jumps off with a missle dropkick to Owens' back! Owens falls off the ladder and it falls over. Storm gets up and pulls Owens up off the mat. He grabs him for a suplex, and lifts him up, but then turns and drops him foreward stomach-first onto the barbwire! Owens yells in pain and Storm puts his hand on the back of Owens. He then pushes downward, bouncing Owens' stomach up and down on the barbwire! Owens then flips foreward and falls into the ring holding his stomach. Anderson sneaks back into the ring behind Storm, grabs him by the chin, and drops back with a back cracker! Anderson gets up and delivers a stomp into Owen's midsection. He then grabs the ladder and sets it up. He starts to climb, but Owens is back up and delivers a shoulder block into the ladder while still clutching his stomach. It starts to tip over and Anderson is dropping toward the barbwire. In order to save himself, he has to push off the ladder and he jumps over the barbwire and hits the outside floor really hard. Anderson rolls around holding his side. Owens turns around and Storm kicks him in the crotch. Storm then grabs him and hits a powerbomb! Storm grabs the ladder again and throws it onto the chest of Owens. He then drags Owens over to the barbwire and chokes him on the middle rope! Owens neck is bleeding and Storm leaves him in the ropes. Storm backs up and points at Owens. He then charges and jumps landing on Owens back and smashing him into the barbwire! Owens screams in pain. Storm pulls him back to rip the flesh and let more blood spill out of Owens body. Storm backs up and looks to be going for it again. He charges and jumps, but Owens moves out of the way! Storm's legs go through the ropes, one over and one under the middle rope!
King and Cole: OH!
Storm rolls around holding his groin in pain. Owens clasps at his neck. Anderson is still outside, now using the announcers table to help him get to his feet. Anderson hobbles over to the ring and reaches underneath to pull out a table! He slides it into the ring. He then goes over to the timekeepers table and grabs a chair. He rolls into the ring and looks to be sizing up Storm. Storm is getting up, still holding himself, and Anderson blasts him over the head with the chair! Storm goes down in a heap. Owens gets up coughing. Anderson hits the chair across his back and Owens goes back down. Anderson then goes over to the table and sets it up. Owens sits up in one corner. Anderson walks over to Storm and pulls him up into a sitting position in an adjacent corner. Anderson then puts his foot on Storm's face and shoves it through the ropes. He continues the facewash a few times, and then charges out of that corner into Owens delivering a running boot to the face. Anderson then goes over to the ladder and sets it up again. He starts to climb. Storm crawls over and shakes the ladder. Anderson keeps his balance and steps down. He kicks Storm in the back a few times until he lets go. Anderson then starts to climb again. Owens crawls over and shakes the ladder on the other side. Anderson still keeps his balance. Storm grabs the ladder too, and the both of them manage to push it over. Anderson falls into the barbwire and gets wrapped up in it!
Cole: Jimminy Christmas!
King: This is just sick!
Cole: And right in front of us too.
Anderson is screaming in pain as referees rush over and try to break him free. One has to pull out wire clippers and they start to cut the barbwire to get him free. Meanwhile, Storm and Owens are both on their knees in front of each other. Storm hits a hard punch that makes Owens lean back, but he puts out an arm to keep himself up. Owens then retaliates with a hard punch of his own then knocks Storm back, but he keeps himself up with an arm as well. Storm hits another hard punch. Owens with another. Both men then get up to one knee and punch each other. Then their both standing. Storm swings at Owens, but Owens ducks. He gets under Storm, lifts him, and hits a quick DVD! The referees finally cut Anderson free and he rolls into the ring, cuts all over his body. He lays face down on the mat, breathing heavily. Owens grabs Storm by the legs and drags him so his legs are next to Anderson's head. He turns Storm over on top of Anderson into a boston crap. Owens then uses his upper arms to keep that locked in while he grabs Anderson's head and pulls back into a camel clutch! He has two submissions on two men at the same time! Both Storm and Anderson scream in pain.
King: Now that's thinking.
Cole: That just looks painful.
Owens pulls back hard and then lets go. Both men look to be drained and Owens goes over to the ladder and picks it up. Owens sets it up. He exhaustedly pulls himself up the ladder. Anderson pushes Storm off of him and crawls toward the ladder. Owens sees him and gets off. He grabs Anderson and whips him toward the side of the ring that now has no ropes, but Anderson stops himself. He turns around to Owens charging at him. Anderson back body drops Owens out of the ring and right through the announce table!
King: Our table!
Cole: Look at the blood!
Anderson falls to his knees as the crowd is chanting "This is Awesome." Anderson looks up at the ladder and Storm comes from the side and hits Anderson with the Truth! All three men are down for a little bit. Storm is the first to move, going toward the ladder. Owens is starting to stir in the table wreckage. Storm pulls himself off the mat using the ladder. Owens gets up using the apron for help. He grabs some barbwire thats been cut. He climbs into the ring as Storm starts to climb the ladder. Owens stands up and lunges, whipping the barbwire into Storm's back! Storm screams in pain and is forced to drop off the ladder. Owens gets up to his feet again and gets behind Storm and starts to choke him with the barbwire! Storm elbows Owens in the gut as Anderson is back up. Anderson goes toward the ladder, but Owens whips him in the back with the wire. He turns back to Storm and Storm kicks him in the gut. Then sets him up for a suplex. He moves him so the suplex would land Owens through the table. He lifts, but Owens blocks. He hits Storm in the gut a few times, then gets his head free and wraps the barbwire around Storms throught. He then hits the IRD using the barbwire! Storm rolls around holding his throat. He goes out of the ring. Anderson is climbing the ladder as this is going on. Owens sees this and climbs the other side of the ladder. They meet at the top rung. They trade punches. Owens then grabs Anderson's head and slams it into the top of the ladder. He then grabs Anderson for a superplex off the ladder. Anderson hits Owens with a few punches. Anderson pulls Owens over and onto his shoulder. Anderson then jumps off the ladder with the Enlightened By the Cold off the ladder through the table he set up earlier!
King: Oh...
Cole: ...my...
King & Cole: GAAAAAAWD!!!
The fans are all standing on their feet chanting "Holy Shit" as Anderson and Owens lay in the table wreckage. Storm is outside the ring, some EMTs checking on his throat, carefully pulling the barbwire off of him. Anderson somehow crawls out of the table bits and grasps the ladder. He goes up slowly but surely. Storm pushes the EMTs away as he sees Anderson climbing. He pulls himself up into the ring. Anderson is on the top rung. Storm crawls over to the ladder. Anderson grabs the belt. Storm shakes the ladder with all his might. Anderson loses his balance and falls off the ladder, but it's with the title in his hand!
Winner and STILL XHF Phoenix Champion: Jason Anderson!
Cole: That was a war!
King: These guys gave it their all, and showed us truly how bad they want it.
Cole: Boy did they want it.
*The lights dim and the crowd goes silent as the sound of footsteps begin to overtake the PA System and words begin rolling across the Xtreme-Tron
"It only takes one
One man to change the course of History
Your Hero Has Arrived"
The stage begins to smoke up and the spotlight shines on the entrance way. The crowd begins to cheer softly as Trapt's "Stand Up" begins to play and Kris Quake comes running out onto the stage full of energy. He runs from one side of the stage to the other playing to the crowd and cuaseing there cheers to grow louder and louder before finally stopping back at the top of the ramp and he begins to walk down the ramp slowly slapping hands with the fans.
"You planted the seed
How my anger has grown
Got an feeling inside that I can't seem to control
You wanna see a reaction
Come on and cut me down
You've gone as far as I'll go
Now you're crossing the line and I am letting you know
Well here's your reaction."
Kris Quake reaches the ring and leaps up onto the ring apron and looks around at the crowd that is now cheering loudly. He lets loose a small grin before he leaps over the top rope into the ring and spins around with his arms spread out.
"Stand up
I have had enough
Walk away before I finish what you started
Face to face I will put you in your place
End this game before I finish what you started
Face to face everything will change"
Kris Quake stands in the center of the ring looking out at the crowd and nodding he head as the music cuts off.*
*The arena is quiet for all but a continuous thumping. Soon a guitar comes into the song. It plays the same note twice in quick succession following the same pattern. Every time it does the sound of thunder cracks over the song and the lightning shows on the titantron, showing the sillouhette of a man. The arena also gets a step lighter with every thunder crack. This pattern continues through the first verse of 'Lightning Rod' by The Offspring.
"I am waiting
On a mountaintop
For the moment that the sky will strike
My apologies
Are forever lost
Soon to ashes in a flash of light"
Guitars begin to fade in as a man wearing a sports hooded top steps out onto the stage. As the guitars fully kick in a ticker tape explosion hits the stage as the lights drop to normal brightness. The man flicks his head back throwing off the hood revealing the man beneath. Wearing his usual wrestling tights and bare chested, the man standing there bearing the huge trademark smile is none other than The One.. The Only... 'Diamond' Dave Holland! He stands arms wide apart posing for the crowd and the fans who love him and whom he loves.
"Miles away from me
Hope is fading soon
Gone forever it's a waste of time
My intentions
Like a sweeter room
Only bring to me a fading light"
Dave has finally brought himself to making his way down the ramp and towards the ring. He takes off the white sports jacket and throws it into the crowd. He doesn't care that he'll never get it back, it's not like he's strapped for cash or anything.
"Locked up forever inside
I look to the stars and ask why
Oh - If they could just teach my dark heart to feel
All I've saved - oh why
Thrown away - oh"
As the guitars perform their own instrumental bit Dave slides into the ring, jumping to his feet and spinning around trying to look at all the fans all the time. Of course for balance's sake he stops soon enough and focuses himself on one group of fans. The Die Hard Holland Fans! He jumps to the turnbuckle nearest to them and points down at them, motioning with his other hand that he can't hear the crowd.
The cheers of course get louder.
The music fades away but Dave still warms up the crowd.. they chant Dave's name over and over again, right up until the match itself.*
Cole: And here we now see Kris Quake and Dave Holland going for the tag team titles.
King: Well it's going to be a close match but these two have the heart to win. It's for Milo!
*Suddenly, inside the arena all the lights eerily dim as the well-known tag team tune of "Alive And Kicking" by Nonpoint kicks in forcefully with guitar riffs, loud drums and the following words...
"I'm getting over it pushing past all the bullshit,
And getting right to the root of what the problem really is,
All the reasons for the misunderstandings,
The emergency landings on a plane headed for home,
It's where the heart was living till it was without feeling,
And started revealing itself to everyone else,
By just packing up and moving out,
Saying it could do without a barely,
Able, unstable, running off at the mouth...."
*Thereafter, the full chorus of "Alive And Kicking" now reverberates throughout the building and as it begins a brightly focused spotlight falls upon the top center of the stage area. Within a moment's notice the infamous White Is Right duo themselves, Matt "Hellraizer" Hicks & "Dirty South" Ron Gibson appear onto the top of the stage with the Tag Team Championship belts over their shoulders and manager Jennifer Dream in tow! Then, as the spotlight on the them fades quickly away and their theme continues roaring along in the background, this entire trio struts on down the ramp to an overwhelming array of boos and jeers from the audience. Once soon reaching the bottom of the ramp, Matt and Ron leave Jennifer behind to leap right up onto the ring apron and accordingly enter the squared circle with cocky smirks of confidence on each of their faces. From this point both men casually set off to separate nearby turnbuckles to taunt off to the crowd in familiar arrogant fashions using their titles as objects to cockily show off quite a bit. At finishing these routine taunts of theirs, the two climb down from their respective turnbuckles and momentarily hand over their belts to the ref for temporary safe keeping. Then, both men proceed to bounce back and forth off the ring ropes as they eagerly await the emergence of their opponents this evening...*
Cole: And now we have White is Right, the defending tag team champions.
King: This team seems to be very dominant as they went through a whole tournament a few months back just for their chance to be tag team champions.
XHF Tag Team Championship Match
"Diamond" Dave Holland & "Your Hero" Kris Quake vs. White is Right (Matt "Hellraizer" Hicks & "Dirty South" Ron Gibson)
In the ring now, we see XHF's Hero, Kris Quake, and we also see "Hellraizer" Matt Hicks. The referee gets into the ring and he walks over to Matt and asks for his tag team belt. He gives him the belt, confident that he will walk out of the ring with that belt around his waist. The referee holds Hicks' belt on one hand and he walks over to Ron Gibson and asks for his belt. Ron pulls out his belt and wipes it a little, and then gives it to the referee. The referee holds it high in the air and shows it on all four sides. He then gets out of the ring and gives it to the bell keeper. The referee gets into the ring and gestures to the bell keeper and the bell sounds, signaling the beginning of the match. Matt Hicks and Kris Quake circle the ring, both carefully avoiding the punches of Ron Gibson and Dave Holland for their opponents on the other side of the ring. Both men now engage in a lock up and both attempt to prove their dominance in the ring.
Cole: And the match has started. I hope Dave Holland and Kris Quake win.
King: Well White is Right is so badass. It was amazing how Ron got arrested.
Kris Quake pushes Matt Hicks to the ropes and then throws him for an Irishwhip across the ring, but he reverses it so that Kris Quake is running to the ropes. He bounces back to Matt Hicks attempting a clothesline but Kris Quake ducks it. Kris Quake is going to the ropes but he jumps on it then bounces it and grabs Matt Hicks' legs between his head and attempts a hurracanrana but Matt Hicks reverses it to a sidewalk slam! Kris Quake holds his back in pain and Matt Hicks get up. He looks over to his partner, Ron Gibson, and he claps for him. Hicks walks over to Ron Gibson and tags him in. Ron Gibson gets inside the ring and he begins stomping the hell out of Kris Quake. After the tenth kick or so, Kris Quake manages to pull Ron Gibson's foot and forces him onto his back. Both men get up at around the same time and Kris Quake runs over to Ron Gibson, right into a powerslam! The crowd boos as they hope for White is Right to lose this match.
Cole: White is Right is acting very confident!
King: Kris Quake needs to bring in his A-Game. He's our hero!
We look at the corner of Kris Quake's team and we see Dave Holland with his arm fully extended and hoping for a tag. Ron Gibson looks up and notices this. He walks over to him in the corner and SPITS IN HIS FACE! Dave Holland is beyond pissed, he's furious. He's ready to rip him apart but as soon as he gets into the ring, the referee blocks him and forces him out. While the referee is distracted, Ron Gibson gives a HARD kick between Kris Quake's legs. Ron Gibson laughs for a long moment and he thinks of an amazing idea, well at least amazing to him. Ron Gibson brings Kris Quake to his feet and he pushes him towards his corner. He yells at Dave Holland and tells him to tag Kris Quake, to get into the ring. Dave Holland shrugs but realizes that it would be better for a fresh man to get into the ring than have Kris Quake be too hurt. Dave Holland tags Kris Quake and he gets into the ring. Dave gets in the ring and the first thing he sees it Ron Gibson pulling something out of his pocket. He sees something black but he puts it in its natural position and it looks like a t-shirt. Ron Gibson puts it on and everyone gasp as they see Milo Holland's face with the text "Got Coma?" Dave Holland has a glare in his eyes that shows that he wants to KILL Ron Gibson and without any warning, Dave Holland runs almost supernaturally and spears Ron Gibson so hard that he could have passed out. Ron Gibson falls to the floor, holding his body in pain.
Cole: HOLY COW! DID YOU SEE DAVE HOLLAND GO!?
King: Making fun of Milo Holland will bring the animal out of Dave!
Dave Holland crouches down towards Matt Hicks, who is on the apron, and gestures him to come in the ring. Matt Hicks raises his arms, saying that he doesn't want to do it. Dave Holland actually flips off Matt Hicks and runs full speed towards him but because of his over the top anger, it sacrifices his ability to think rationally and he forgot about Ron Gibson there. Ron Gibson lets out a foot and it causes Dave Holland to trip on him and while going down, Matt Hicks follows up with a chop to the back. Ron Gibson struggles but manages to get up. He spits on the ground, obviously furious with Dave Holland. Ron Gibson thinks of yet another crazy plan. Ron Gibson climbs the top rope, and falls off? But wait. It looks like he knocked out the referee on purpose while making it look like it was an accident so he wouldn't get knocked out. Ron Gibson steps on Dave Holland, making sure he is down for quick measure before he grabs him over his shoulder on one hand before proceeding out of the ring. Kris Quake wonders what is happening and as he steps off the apron, he finds himself brawling with Matt Hicks.
Cole: What the hell could White is Right be thinking!?
King: Well the referee is knocked out, Ron Gibson is taking him out of the ring and Matt Hicks is trying to distract Kris Quake. Hmmmm.
Dave Holland falls off Ron Gibson's grasp but falls behind him. Dave Holland pushes Ron Gibson into the ramp-way and they begin trading blows there, slowly climbing up the ramp. Back to Kris Quake and Matt Hicks, we see Kris Quake with a climb up enzugiri! Kris Quake raises his arms into the air, generating a lot of cheer from the crowd. We cut back to Dave Holland and Ron Gibson. It seems that Ron Gibson is ultimately superior when it comes to power as he brings down Dave Holland to the ground. They are now up on the stage, and Ron Gibson whispers something to his ear. We can't hear what we're saying because it's not like they have a wireless microphone on them but it sure has to do something with being hurt, and Milo. Ron Gibson picks up Dave Holland in RACE HATE POSITION! He walks Dave Holland while putting him in that position over the pit from the entrance stage (The way Matt Hardy got injured during the Kane feud.) Oh my god! Ron Gibson wants to do to Dave Holland what he did to Milo Holland two months ago, and there are even four tables stacked up on top of each other! Ron Gibson brings him down BUT DAVE HOLLAND REVERSES IT TO A HURRACANRANA! RON GIBSON GOES DOWN TEN FEET THROUGH FOUR TABLES! The crowd goes WILD!
Cole: That plan backfired on White is Right!
King: Cole, this match is for Milo and Dave isn't going to mess it up so that he's going to be like Milo!
We see Ron Gibson who looks knocked out and we see Dave Holland slowly getting up. Apparently, Ron Gibson broke the fall a lot for this lucky fellow. Dave Holland slowly climbs the ramp as he slowly crawls down to the ring. We cut to Kris Quake and Matt Hicks. Matt Hicks Irishwhips Kris Quake into the ring Matt Hicks slides in and he begins brawling on Matt Hicks. We see Matt Hicks then get up and perform a leg drop on Kris Quake. The referee stirs awake and he finds Matt Hicks in pin position over Kris Quake: One Two Kickout! The referee then notices how long he was out and how Matt Hicks and Kris Quake weren't legitimate legal man. The referee gets out of the match and tells something to the announcer. He grabs the microphone and speaks into it. The announcer speaks to the crowd: "Because of this developing circumstance, every member of this match will be considered the legal men, meaning anyone can pin anyone else." The referee gets back to the ring to see an evil face on Matt Hicks' face. Matt Hicks gets to the turnbuckle and he poses to the crowd, getting a not so welcome response. Matt Hicks doesn't pay attention to it and he jumps off, and hits The Hiccup! He goes for the pin: One Two INTERFERENCE BY DAVE HOLLAND! Matt Hicks gets up as Kris Quake rolls out of the way and Matt Hicks gets hit by The Diamond Driver! Dave Holland runs at the ropes and hits DIAMOND FLIGHT! The referee goes for the pin count: OneTwo THREE!
Winners via Pinfall and NEW XHF Tag Team Champions: Dave Holland and Kris Quake!
Cole: What an amazing match by these two competitors! They gave it all that they had and they came out on top!
King: They should be very proud of themselves! They finally took the belts off White Is Right, for Milo!
Dave Holland and Kris Quake are now seen, raising the XHF Tag Team Titles in the air, and we see Kuroi getting into the ring. He claps for them and then helps them out of the ring.
Cole: Kuroi obviously approves of our newest set of Tag Team Champions.
King: That he does, well next up in XHF Decimation, we have The Undisputed Icon in MGK matched up against the SEX Champion in Congo The Destroyer! Both of these men have proven to be literal icons and now that name is on the line as they duke it out in non-title singles action, next!
*The lights in the arena flicker different colors, but the pace of the flicker (or strobe) is so fast that it's hard to tell what colors they are. As this flickering occures, slowly, in fades, the violent opening thunder claps of Stone Sour's Reborn. The flickering of the lights vanishes and is replaced with a dark hole of nothingness, as the lights go out. The fans boo and cheer, because they recognize the face on the Xtreme Tron, they recognize the smirk that they've grown to respect over the past few months.
Then suddenly the opening riff to the song begins to thrash the speakers, and the darkness shatters into a blinding world of blue, green, and gold. As the first verse to the song hits, MGK makes his way out, dressed in his ring attire, consisting of green and black cameoflage pants, with the letters "MGK" stitched in the sides in black and white. Over his body he has a black Overdrive T-shirt, and his wet hair is slicked back. He crosses both arms over his chest in the fashion of an X, as a wall of sparks falls down behind him. The wall of sparks changes from gold, to blue, to green, and finally back to gold as the former X Crown Champion holds this pose. Then he starts his walk down the ramp, not even bothering to look at the fans. He stops midway down the ramp, and stares a hole right through the ring, his eyes locked and projecting an undeniable determination. He slides into the right and gets up to one knee, to soak in the now dim, but green lights shining down on him. Then he climbs to the middle turnbuckle and takes off his shirt tossing it to the side, before raising his left hand balled in a fist high in the air. This prompts a few cat calls from the female fans, but mainly cheers and boos from the majority of fans.
"I AM EVERYTHING
I AM ANYTHING
I AM AUTOMATIC
I AM YESTERDAY
I AM EVERYDAY
I AM GONNA BE
REBORRRRN
THIS IS THE START OF SOMETHING"
As the music continues to blare over the speakers, he then jumps down off the turnbuckle, and begins to pace around the ring, hungry for some action.*
Cole: Can MGK get the same result as AJ on Wednesday over Congo?
King: This is MGK were talking about, its Congo that should be worried.
*Joey Hawke runs out on to the ramp, where he is met with boos. He pulls out a microphone.
: Shut up! All of you. I present to you all..THE CHAMPION! .of SEX!
The crowd laughs and cheers as The Ramones I Wanna Live kicks up and the youngest Destroyer, Congo the Destroyer walks out with a big smile on his face. He is wearing the Sports Entertainment Xtreme World Heavyweight Championship around his waist, the Intercourse Championship is hanging from that belt, and on his shoulder rests the Least Sucky Wrestler in XCW Championship. Congo and his manager Joey then make their way down the ramp to a mixed reaction.*
King: Wish I was as good at SEX as Congo.
Cole: So do a lot of the women in your life.
Non-Title Singles Match
SEX Champion Congo The Destroyer vs. "The Undisputed Icon" M.G.K.
Congo enters the ring and hands his titles to the referee who puts them at ringside before ringing the bell to signal the start of the match, MGK immediately runs at Congo trying to take him down with a flying forearm, Congo takes it and then clubs MGK around the back of the head for his troubles, Congo then grabs MGK and lifts him above his head and works over to the apron looking to throw him out of the ring but MGK slips down and hits Congo with a dropkick sending him into the ropes before MGK follows in with a clothesline taking them both over the top ropes. MGK crashes to the floor while Congo amazingly lands on his feet and staggers forward into the barricade where he leans for a moment as MGK gets up, MGK then comes up behind Congo and drops his elbow into the back on Congos knee taking him down to one knee before slamming Congos face into the barricade before pulling him up and throwing him into the sides of the steps.
Cole: Even with Congos height advantage MGK is in control.
King: Height means nothing here in the XHF.
MGK rolls back into the ring before rolling back out to break up the ten count as he walks over to Congo and starts kicking him repeatedly, the ref is forced to get out of the ring to get MGK to stop as Congo staggers away from MGK, MGK holds up his hands saying he was defending himself before moving the ref aside and going after Congo who has now got to his feet, MGK runs at him but Congo suddenly catches him and launches him across the arena floor with a Belly to Belly suplex. Both men lay on the floor before Congo finally gets to his feet and pulls MGK back up throwing him back into the ring before following him in, MGK crawls over to the other side of the ring and uses the ropes to get to his feet and turns around to get taken down by a hard clothesline from Congo, before Congo decides to do something new and tries to get MGK into a sharpshooter but MGK fights him off repeatedly kicking Congo in the backside trying to push him off, before finally tripping him up and pulling himself up before locking in his own submission move the Edguation, MGK fights to hold up Congos big legs as Congo screams in pain trying to get free, he pushes himself up the strength of which manages to force MGK to let go, Congo slowly climbs to his feet but MGK runs at him and slips under his legs, before pounding on his back and hitting a reverse DDT.
Cole: MGK taking control yet again.
King: What do you expect when youre fighting a man who barely knows how to swing his fists.
MGK goes for the cover but only gets a two count as Congo gets his shoulder up, MGK mockingly slaps Congo across the head a couple of times as he pulls him up and throws him into the corner before running in and hitting Congo with a stinger splash, Congo comes staggering out as MGK comes back at him looking for a superkick but amazingly Congo catches MGKs leg, MGK stands there looking at him before Congo slams his free hand into MGKs head before pulling in MGKs leg and lefts him up with the other hand slamming him down on the mat, Congo keeps the hold locked as he tries to get a pinfall but MGK kicks out at the last second, where Congo finally releases the hold allowing MGK to climb to his feet while he holds his back, Congo grabs him and throwing him across the rings into the corner and running in crashing MGK into the corner, Congo backs off as MGK wobbles out before falling backwards into the turnbuckle, Congo taunts to the crowd pumping them up before running around the ring building up speed before finally running at MGK looking for what seems to be a Bronco Buster but as he runs in MGK puts leg up that ends up hitting Congo in the lower regions, the ref is unsure on what to do since Congo did in fact runs into it.
Cole: Ohthat the second time Congo been court in that area.
King: Guess we wont be getting a Congo Junior anytime soon.
Congo stands there for a moment before falling backwards holding himself as MGK shakily pulls himself up, he looks down at Congo on the floor before turning around and climbing the turnbuckle, he taunts to the crowd before flying backwards hitting Congo with a moonsault, the ref slides and counts onetwoCongo again kicks out. MGK gets up in anger and starts arguing with the ref, before shaking his head and returning to Congo who hasnt moved still suffering from the incident, MGK stomps on Congo before running against the ropes and dropping his elbows onto Congo, he finally moves around to the side of Congo and taunts for him to moves as he shakes his legs in anticipation, Congo soon sits up as MGK runs at him looking for to hit the Bullet with A Name but as he runs at Congo, Congo grabs MGK around the throat as he slowly gets to his feet, he stares at MGK who tries to fight out of the chokehold as the ref moves in and starts to count, but Congo suddenly lifts MGK up onto his shoulder for the Xtreme Revolution but as Congo throws him over MGK counters it into a Diamond Cutter of sorts, both men hit the mat as the ref moves in to check on them both.
Cole: Dear god King did you see that!
King: No I thought Id stare at you through this match
The ref begins to count both men down; the count reaches six before MGK finally nips up out of nowhere while Congo is still rolling around on the floor, MGK staggers around the ring for a moment trying to shake the cobwebs before he walks over to Congo, he pulls him up and tries to go for the Damageplan, but Congo wont go down as MGK tries to pull his arm in, Congo instead whips MGK into the ropes and tries to go for a clothesline on his return but MGK ducks under and instead comes off the ropes with a Springboard moonsault trying to take Congo down while he standing but instead Congo catches MGK on his shoulder and slams him down with a body slam, Congo goes for the cover as the ref moves in and counts onetwothr-MGK kicks out to Congos disbelief. Congo actually gets up and starts arguing with the referee as MGK rolls out of the ring to regroup, Congo finishes arguing with the ref as he turns around to see MGK gone, he instead sees him outside of the ring, he walks over to the ropes and grabs MGK by his hair pulling him onto the apron, but MGK punches Congo and hangs him up to dry on the ropes as he jumps off the apron, Congo staggers back into the ring as MGK slides back in, as Congo staggers around MGK lines him up and looks for another superkick but at the same time Congo goes for his own as both men hit each other.
Cole: Congos down! MGK down! The refs got to end this!
King: But why? Its so good!
Neither man is moving as the ref begins his count again, at the count of five Congo seems to be moving but this could just be a fit, the count reacts seven as MGKs to crawl towards the ropes, at eight Congo rolls onto his stomach and at nine both men have gotten to their feet, each is barely able to stand as they both force their legs to move into the centre of the ring, they finally reach each other as the extra punches, rights and lefts, MGK gets the upper hand as he knees Congo in the midsection and places Congo between his legs while hooking the arms, he pulls Congo over to the turnbuckle before climbing it while pulling Congo up as well, MGK shouts at the crowd but wastes too much time as Congo suddenly counters it sending MGK over his shoulder and off the turnbuckle with a back body press, MGK crashes to the mat as Congo holds onto the turnbuckle getting his balance before climbing to the top ropes, he shakes a bit as he regains his balance again before coming off the turnbuckle and hits MGK with the Tide Turner. The ref slides in and counts onetwoTHREE!
Winner via Pinfall: Congo The Destroyer!
*As the ref soon holds up Congos arm, Joey Hawke slides into the ring with a microphone.*
You did it champ! You did it! You beat the longest reigning X*Crown Champion!
*Joey turns to the crowd*
Which is why Im proud to announce that due to my client's great showing tonight, he will be cashing in the Sports Entertainment Xtreme World Heavyweight Championship for his shot at the X*Crown...at the 2006 XHF Birthday Show on July 9th!
*The crowd cheers as Joey Hawke holds up Congos arm and the SEX Championship before the two exit ringside for the time being*
*As the lights slowly begin to dim, a fog begins to cover the arena. A chill runs through the crowd as they feel an unearthly presence. A ticking noise begins to fill the arena. Tick, tock, tick, tock.....The opening gongs of For Whom the Bell Tolls by Metallica blast out over the pa system.
Make his fight on the hill in the early day
Constant chill deep inside
Shouting gun, on they run through the endless grey
On they fight, for they are right, yes, but who's to say?
As the music continues to play, flames begin to slowly rise out from the sides of the entrance ramp, lining it all the way down.
For a hill men would kill, why? They do not know
Suffered wounds test their pride
Men of five, still alive through the raging glow
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know
As the chorus starts, Deathtrain walks out from behind the curtain. He stands at the top of the ramp, staring out into the crowd, watching each of their terrified faces.
For whom the bell tolls
Time marches on
For whom the bell tolls
Deathtrain begins to walk down the ramp.
Take a look to the sky just before you die
It's the last time you will
The flames on the sides of the ramp shoot up in a big explosion. Deathtrain continues to walk down the ramp.
Blackened roar massive roar fills the crumbling sky
Shattered goal fills his soul with a ruthless cry
Deathtrain reaches the ring and walks up the steel steps.
Strangers now, are his eyes, to this mystery
He hears the silence so loud
Crack of dawn, all is gone except the will to be
Now they see what will be, blinded eyes to see
Deathtrain climbs over the top rope and stands in the middle of the ring, staring into the fearful crowd.
For whom the bell tolls
Time marches on
For whom the bell tolls
The gongs of the outro ring out as Deathtrain stands in the middle of the ring, waiting for the match to begin.*
Cole: Here comes the longest reigning European Champion of all time, Deathtrain!
King: Yes. He won the title from Saber-Tron last December and he has to now defend the strap against what many perceive to be his greatest challenger to date in one Johnny Vendetta. Matter of fact here's the "Boston Bulldog" himself!
*The arena is silent, then suddenly the lights die down to blackness. People know who this is so some girls start to scream as a heat monitor shows up on the X-Tron. Then a recorded voice is heard over the PA system.
You are listening to the heartbeat of the Sage
Sage posses the newest and most revolutionary advance in split second presentation
As well as split second calculation
To protect the future of America
The defense techniques of tomorrow had to be discovered now
But Sage needed more than this
New concepts, new tools, new weapons
By analyzing the past, Sage can project into the future
Once the recorded the voice finishes the lights flicker yellow and blue. A dark figure is seen under the X-Tron. He is turned around back facing the audience with his head bowed down. After Sage Francis The Buzz Kill first verse finishes the song starts to pick up and the dark figure reveals himself as Johnny Vendetta. He poses for the crowd as yellow pyros shoot off from the stage. Johnny V is wearing a Celtics Jersey and a black Boston Red Sox hat. As he stands there blue sparks start raining down onto him.
I used to think that rappers had it figured out
Brass Monkey, St. Ides, Old English, and Guiness Stout
Once a man twice a boy with a choice of vice or voice of spite
Not enough poisons to pick to enjoy this life
Then I thought suicide was a suburban myth
I couldn't see my own hands being the ones I'm murdered with
That is until I traveled this world a bit
I understand now if I lose my nerve I'll get the girl to do it!
She heard the music but preferred the person, she's worth it
The only one I left behind the curtain to work with
Pushin' buttons and playin' with levers
We'll stay together as long as I'm honest in my songs
(Radio) Suckers never play this
Scared shitless of dismissing clear channel playlists
Poorly developed, yet highly advanced
The black music intertwined with the white man's line dance
He starts down to the ring slowly walking and staring at the ring. It reveals him wearing black shorts and black ESs. Once he reaches the end of the long ramp he stops and looks around once more. He takes off his hat and jersey and throws it to the crowd. A lucky fan jumps for it and he walks over to the stairs. He walks up the stairs and onto the apron looking at everyone and finally hoping into the ring.
It's not only a time I'm kept
Busy with shivers and cold shakes
Sitting on snow banks
Waiting to be delivered some soulmates
Or wait
Lift and tuck my fate for several levels
Fill my body till they send me an empty face with the head of devils
My breath resembles the smell of flowers
Yanked from life amd placed in a vase
Sits and wilts and rots and dies in the name of grave mistakes
That we all make
Believe that we're getting by treating ourselves wrong
Throw me a reindeer John letter party
And ill be there with bells on
Hell spawn
So if he calls the city hall
They still got the gall
To blame the victory all on biggie smalls
From strip malls
To strip clubs
Johnny V poses for the crowd once more before the match gets underway. Pointing to a few fans and waving to a few more. Johnny V then starts to warm up a little bit and then crouches awaiting his opponent.*
Cole: And here is Johnny Vendetta, the number one contender for the European Title.
King: Well here he is, but with all odds stacked stacked against him in this showdown with the champ, is he able to capture the gold once and for all?
First Blood Match for the XHF European Championship
"The Walking Nightmare" Deathtrain vs. "The Boston Bulldog" Johnny Vendetta
Both Deathtrain and Johnny Vendetta stand nose to nose. Deathtrain obviously the one looking down on Johnny Vendetta and they are ready to beat the living crap out of each other. Suddenly, the referee forces his way in the middle and asks Deathtrain for his European Title belt. He takes off the belt from his shoulder and takes a look at it for a moment before giving it to the referee. He grabs it and raises it up high for everyone to see. They all gave in amazement before he goes out of the ring so that he can give it to the bell keeper. He goes back in and gives a gesture to the bell keeper, letting him know that the time to begin this match is upon us. The bell rings and Deathtrain and Johnny Vendetta takes a few paces backwards and gets ready for the match that is now ready to occur.
Cole: King, its now ready to begin this match!
King: Im excited, Cole. Both of these superstars are well known and deserve holding this title.
Deathtrain and Johnny Vendetta circle the ring a little bit as there is still tension between these two individuals but this tension is broken as soon as Deathtrain expresses his lack of respect for Johnny Vendetta with a slap to the face. Johnny Vendettas face is turned to the right with a look of shock then he looks back and quickly spears Deathtrain to the ground. He immediately throws rights and lefts and does what he can to hurt Deathtrain and show him that he is not the man that you should disrespect like that. Deathtrain tries to throw some punches to protect himself but he soon finds out that because he is in the bottom of this brawling, he is unable to fight back. Johnny Vendetta is going for the win right now, just hoping to find some blood in Deathtrains head but Deathtrain uses his leg muscles to push Johnny Vendetta off, and Deathtrain rolls over and quickly gets to his feet.
Cole: Johnny Vendetta quickly went for the win but he cant win like that.
King: Deathtrain always has a backup plan.
Deathtrain and Johnny Vendetta glare at each other, both breathing heavily. They are taking only a quick moment of rest before they start yet again but that rest is over when Johnny Vendetta charges for yet another spear. It fails as Deathtrain dodges out of the way and as soon as Johnny Vendetta turns around, Deathtrain picks up Johnny Vendetta for a bodyslam but Johnny Vendetta slides back down behind Deathtrain. He pushes him for the ropes, chest first. Deathtrain bounces into the ropes and Johnny Vendetta grabs Deathtrain and attempts to hit him with a German Suplex but Deathtrain uses his free right leg to kick him square in the nuts. Johnny Vendetta holds his "family jewels" and drops to his knees. Deathtrain runs towards the adjacent ropes and he runs to the back of Johnny Vendetta and hits him with a bulldog! The crowd gasps because with the power of Deathtrain and the fact that Johnny Vendetta hit his head onto the canvas, Johnny Vendetta can easily break his nose and bleed onto the mat. Deathtrain turns Johnny Vendetta over to his back but to his disappointment, Johnny Vendetta has not bled.
Cole: Johnny Vendetta almost bled!
King: Well Deathtrain needs to stay on his toes. He can lose at any moment, especially in this fragile match.
Deathtrain grabs Johnny Vendetta and is ready to bring him to his feet but he low blows Deathtrain, causing him to go to his knees like Johnny Vendetta has a couple minutes ago and Johnny Vendetta gives Deathtrain a HUGE SPINEBUSTER! The force and the effort into the blow cause Johnny Vendetta to fall to his knees. Hes trying desperately to get enough energy to follow up and not sacrifice the hype but it doesnt seem to work. Johnny Vendetta is out of the groove but he still rolls with what he has. He brings Deathtrain to his feet and He brings him to the ropes. He goes for an Irishwhip, but Deathtrain reverses. Johnny Vendetta goes to the ropes and bounces back while Deathtrain attempts a clothesline but it is ducked. He goes to the ropes, bounces back, goes to the opposite ropes one more time, and as he bounces back, he goes for a spear and he spears right into Deathtrain giving the Big Boot! Johnny Vendetta falls down and holds his face in pain, but Deathtrain forces his hand away from his face, but still no blood. Deathtrain actually yells in frustration and he punches his palm in anger as he walks around the ring, rethinking his strategy.
Cole: Deathtrain just cant get the win.
King: But its only a matter of time before Johnny Vendetta draws blood.
Deathtrain brings Johnny Vendetta to his feet and just as he does so, Johnny Vendetta throws a punch to Deathtrain, forcing him over a little. Johnny Vendetta then brings Deathtrain down with the Vendetta Vice. Johnny Vendetta pulls hard, putting special pressure on Deathtrains nose and Deathtrain begins tapping; however, since this is a first blood match, the match doesnt end until Deathtrain or Johnny Vendetta literally bleed. Deathtrain looks for a way out. He grabs the ropes, but the referee cant stop Vendetta from holding it. Deathtrain swings his free arm and soon slaps Johnny Vendettas nose as quickly and as powerfully as he can. Johnny Vendetta stops fully and then rolls over. He gets to his feet and he can just feel the blood ready to come out but it hasnt yet so the match still goes on. Deathtrain gets up and he breathes heavily, in pain. Johnny Vendetta wants to get the match over with so he runs as quickly as he can to Deathtrain but as soon as he is near, Deathtrain picks him up and in position for The Hells Spike! But wait! Before he can go down, Johnny Vendetta puts all his body weight backwards and he is now in position for the move. JOHNNY VENDETTA HITS DEATHTRAINS HELLS SPIKE! As soon as this move is executed, Johnny Vendetta falls back and both men look to be almost unconscious but the bell rings! Deathtrain seems to be bleeding! The crowd, in utter shock and awe over this turn of events gasps as the ring announcer takes the microphone nearby.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemenvia the drawing of First Blood from Deathtrain HERE is your winner and the NEW XHF European Champion, JOHNNY VENDETTA!
Cole: WHAT!? CAN THIS BE!? JOHNNY VENDETTA IS THE NEW EUROPEAN CHAMPION!
King: My god, the title reign of the longest European Champion in XHF History has ended, it's all over! Johnny Vendetta is now XHF European Champion! This is madness!
In the ring, we now see the referee giving the XHF European Title Belt to Johnny Vendetta and he goes on his knees, holding the belt. He gazes at the belt and raises it to the air, receiving a thunderous amount of cheers. Michelle Singleton comes down into the ring and hugs Johnny Vendetta as the celebration continues.
Cole: Awww Isnt that sweet?!
King: Well there is more than one emotion in the XHF and now we have to go to our next match: The Fatal Fourway United States Title Match! Lets go to that.
*The lights die down slowly, over the PA system the sound of hissing and rattling echoes throughout the arena. The sick cacophony slowly begins to get faster and then suddenly stops, as Stricken by Distrubed begins to play out over the P.A system. A huge green explosions dance along the ramp abruptly as a mist slowly begins to dance out on the stage. The green explosion helps to give the mist a slightly green glow. Slowly a man walks out wearing a long sleeved yellow cloak with green trims, the hood hanging low on his face to cause deep shadows to hang over his features, but it can still be seen as Snake, he slowly walks down the ramp towards the ring; as Snake climbs into the ring he quickly mounts the nearby turnbuckle and points out at the crowd in a menacing way before slowly reaches up toward the hood and pulls it back allowing the whole cloak to fall to the floor. Snake jumps from the turnbuckle and bouncing into the middle of the ring slowly turns around and embraces the reactions coming from the crowd, before heading into the corner to wait.*
Cole: And heres Snake. Hes ready to win the United States Belt.
King: Well he has to go through three men to do it.
*Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on intently with anticipation. At this point, an ominous "Red Fist" symbol appears across the Xtreme-Tron and accompanied by it is the loud, roaring sound of guitar riffs beginning to kick in across the building's sound system. Mere seconds later, the XT screen abruptly shifts to pure static and the tension builds as after a flurry of drums kick in, the following words begin to echo throughout the building...
"Your bottles' almost empty,
You know this can't go on,
Because of you my mind is always racing,
The needles' breaking your skin,
The scar is sinking in,
And now your trip begins but,
It's all over for,
It's all over for...You!"
*At these very words, BOOM! An overwhelming explosion rocks the arena to it's core and in turn, the entire crowd is on it's feet with fists raised and defeaning screams of approval as the hellraising chorus of "It's All Over" by Three Days Grace cuts onto the PA in full force! At this, the curtain flips back and without any further adieu, the sadistically smirking figure of XHF Legend Rage himself steps out and onto the top of the stage! Thereafter, Rage struts fiercely on down the ramp to a chorus of boos from this entire capacity crowd of XHF fans joining us here tonight. Moments later he finally reaches the the ring area where upon climbing inside, the self proclaimed "Revolutionary Redneck" sets off to do his signature "Four Corners Salute" taunt from each and every corner of the ring, defiantly raising both his fists and a set of familiar middle fingers to the crowd. Afterward, the former X*Crown and Ultimate Champion among other accolades, soon enough moves to lean up against a corner turnbuckle facing the entranceway. From there as a sly, wily look of veteran intelligence crosses his face he turns his eyes upward toward the curtain, anxiously awaiting the emergence of any and all opposition...*
Cole: And now heres the most accomplished superstar in this match, Rage!
King: And he can easily win the match if he puts his mind to it.
*A voice comes over the PA as the lights die down and smoke emerges from the stage.
Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The two shall spread their blackened wings and be the striking hammer of God.
As the start of "Fury of the Storm" by Shadows Fall hits, a huge pyro explodes center stage. Once the smoke clears, Jason Willis steps out, followed by his ever so sexy girlfriend Sara. He slowly saunters down the ramp sporting his black fishnet, long sleeve shirt, and black jeans with chains on them. Sara, sporting a white tube top with a pink mini skirt, and her seductive red hair. The two make their way to ringside where they part. Jason slides into the ring and climbs up the farthest turnuckle staring out into the crowd. He lets out a scream, much to the delight of the fans. He hops down and awaits the following events.*
Cole: And here is Jason Willis. The underdog in the match.
King: Well hes ready to win this. He has a great spirit and a great record.
*The opening riffs to "The End of Heartache" by Killswitch Engage hit as the crowd is waiting to see who comes out next. The arena is dark as red mist starts to fill the darkened place.
"Seek me
Call me
Ill be waiting
Seek me
Call me
Ill be waiting"
As we hear the yell of Howard Jones, pyro explodes from the stage as Brad Wallace steps onto the stage with Lucy. He has the XHF US title around his waist. The kiss as the crowd cheers. Brad bows to the fans off as they walk down to the ring.
"This distance
This dissolution
I cling to memories while falling
Sleep brings release
And the hope of a new day
Waking the misery of being without you"
Once they are in the ramp, Brad stops in the middle as Lucy gets on her knees in front of him. Pyro explodes down the rampway in a spiral manner. Lucy gets up as they continue on their way.
"Surrender, I give in
Another moment is another eternity"
Brad Wallace hops up on the ring apron and opens the ropes for Lucy. She teases the crowd to a pop. Brad Wallace slaps her on the ass when he is all the way in the ring. Brad goes to the closest turnbuckle and makes a cross with this arms.
"(Seek me) For comfort
(Call me) For solace
(Ill be waiting) For the end of my broken heart
(Seek me) Completion
(Call me) Ill be waiting
(Ill be waiting) For the end of my broken heart"
He hops down and head to the opposite corner of the ring. He does the same thing as Lucy teases the crowd with some panty shots, if she has any on. Brad hops down as he gives Lucy another kiss before she heads out of the ring.
"You know me
You know me all too well
My only desire to bridge our division"
Brad Wallace does the cross pose one more time as fire comes down from the ceiling.
"In sorrow I speak your name
And my voice mirrors
Mirrors my torment"
He goes and sits in the corner with Lucy rubbing his shoulders.*
Cole: And here is his champion. Hes ready to defend it but to do it, he has to go through three men.
King: Its going to be a hell of a task to defend this thing.
Fatal Fourway Elimination Match for the XHF United States Championship
"The Revolutionary Redneck" Rage vs. "The Stinging Scorpion" Jason Willis vs. "The New Main Event" Snake vs. Brad "Reckless Jack" Wallace
Now in the ring, we see all four competitors, ready to rumble. On one corner, we have the former XHF Champion, Snake. On one corner, we have a man in Jason Willis who has defeated The Frozen Phoenix, Tara, as of late and is nearly undefeatable since his return. In one corner, we have one of the most accomplished men in XHF History with Rage and in the last corner; we have the psychopathic, current United States Champion, Brad Wallace! The referee enters the ring and walks over to Brad Wallace, asking for the United States Championship belt. He gives the belt over to the referee. The referee takes a hard look at it before he brings it high up into the air. He shows it in all four directions before he gets out of the ring and he gives it to the bell keeper. The referee goes back into the ring and gestures to the bell keeper, causing a ring. The match is to begin and all men are glaring at each other, with a lot of tension in the air.
Cole: And the match begins!
King: Only one out of these two men will walk out of thing ring XHF United States Champion.
It looks like out of these superstars, there is some tension but out of nowhere, the dominant Snake goes and attacks the superstar closest to him, which is Rage. These two immediately go into brawling and that sparks the fight between Brad Wallace and Jason Willis. We switch back to Rage and Snake. These two are immediately trying to out muscle each other but as we all know, Rage is the bigger man, and Rage is the one who first brings down Snake. Snake is at the corner, and Rage just mudhole stomps his ass in the corner. We now see Brad Wallace and Jason Willis brawling again. These two closely match superstars are fighting like their lives depended on it and then suddenly, Jason Willis gives Brad Wallace a slap to the chest, causing a WOOO from the fans. He goes for another Then another then suddenly, Jason Willis grabs Brad Wallace and hits The Sinner Drop! He goes for the pin: One Two Brad Wallace kicks out, throwing Jason Willis off and onto the referee, inadvertently, knocking him out.
Cole: Jason Willis is doing well but why didnt Rage interfere and break up the pin?
King: Silly Cole, if Brad Wallace is out, itd be easier to get rid of the others.
Brad Wallace rolls out of the ring and mouths What the hell to Rage? A cocky smile comes across the face of Rage until Jason Willis runs at him and attempts a spear, but Rage merely reverses it to a spinebuster. Snake gets up and he runs towards Rage but he brings him down with a clothesline. Brad Wallace runs into the ring and runs towards Rage but he brings him down with a bodyslam! Rage is on fire! We see Jason Willis getting up and he runs over to Rage but he brings him up for the Fist of Rage! He is about to hit the move but Snake gets up and starts hitting him and Rage finds himself in a predicament. He solves the problem by bringing up Snake up for the move too! Rage hits the Fists of Rage to both Jason Willis and Snake at the same time! Rage looks to feel victorious but he is pulled back and he finds KUROI! He gives him The Death Grip! Kuroi pulls Brad Wallace on him and revives the referee to make the count: One Two THREE!
Eliminated: Rage!
Cole: With the help of Kuroi of all people, Brad Wallace eliminated Rage!
King: Thats totally unpredictable! I think thats what Kuroi meant during the House Show when he said hed make an appearance.
As Kuroi exits through the crowd nearby Brad Wallace soon brings himself to his feet and looks around to find Jason Willis and Snake on the ground. He also notices that Rage has been officially eliminated. Brad Wallace makes haste of this opportunity as he pins Snake: One Two Kickout! As this Kickout occurs, Brad Wallace makes his way to his feet, to find Jason Willis to his feet. Jason Willis quickly attempts The Moment of Impact, and hits it! Brad Wallace hits the ground hard and he is about to go for the pin but Snake gets up and he begins running over to Jason Willis with a punch but he ducks it and Jason Willis suplexes him. Jason Willis kicks Snake to another side of the ring, and Jason Willis poses, receiving a large cheer from the crowd. Jason Willis is going to eliminate Snake and proclaim his name in greatness. Jason Willis climbs the top turnbuckle and goes for the Black Hole Sun on Snake but Brad Wallace comes out of nowhere and catches Jason Willis on his shoulder. He walks to the other side of the ring and hits The B-Wall Bomb! Brad Wallace goes for the pin over Jason Willis: One Two THREE!
Eliminated: Jason Willis!
Cole: Now Jason Willis is gone. Either Snake or Jason Willis will walk out of this ring here tonight, United States Champion!
King: Well who will it be? The New Main Event or The current United States Champion!?
Brad Wallace and Snake are now the only men remaining in this match and Brad Wallace is the man who has eliminated both men thus far. He is so close for winning the match but at the same time, Snake had Brad Wallace do the dirty work of eliminating three men. It comes down to the wire. Brad Wallace makes his way to his feet but lies back on the turnbuckle, tired. We see Snake also getting up. He quickly runs over to Brad Wallace at full speed, going for a spear but at the last moment, Brad Wallace moves out of the way, forcing Snakes shoulder to collide with the turnbuckle pole. Snake yells in pain, and Brad Wallace schoolboys him and puts his leg on the bottom rope. The referee is about to go for the pin but the referee sees the ropes and refuses to count. Brad Wallace feels disappointed to him but insult is added to injury as Snake uses his leg muscles to force Brad Wallace out of the ring. Snake quickly then gets up and runs to the opposite ropes. He runs back and jumps over the top rope, without touching it, and hitting a corkscrew head butt onto the fallen Brad Wallace. The crowd gasps in shock.
Cole: Well I didnt literally mean the next man out of the ring will be United States champ.
King: Yeah Cole, we get it.
Both men stand outside the ring, tired as the referee is beginning the count: One Two Three Four Five Six Snake is the first man to get up. Seven He brings Brad Wallace to his feet. Eight He brings Brad Wallace to the ring. Nine He gets in the ring himself. Brad Wallace and Snake are now in the ring and they are both barely awake. They both feel that they are going to get knocked out within the next couple of moves but they are both pushing themselves but something sparks within Brad Wallace He starts losing it. Suddenly, a new face glares into the eyes of Snake.
Cole: Uh-oh
King: Its Reckless Jack!
Indeed King is right. Reckless Jack returns to the XHF once more as he gives a new glare to Snake. He figures since Brad Wallace cant cut it, Reckless Jack will be able to do it easily. Snake stands back but figures it just is a new personality and he doesnt want to be intimidated. He walks over to Snake, going for a punch but out of nowhere, Reckless Jack hits a torture rack DDT! Reckless Jack steps forward but Snake rolls out of the ring, scared shitless for that quick moment. He realizes that he is a man to take seriously and Snake gets himself into the ring one more time; but as soon as Snake goes into the ring, Reckless Jack runs like a madman and knocks him down with a clothesline. Reckless Jack kicks him harder than a hurricane and has a mind so Xtreme that its borderline homicidal. He doesnt care about health. He doesnt care about anything. Reckless Jack brings Snake to his feet and hits a double underhook DDT! Reckless Jack gets up and then roars loudly! He waits a moment with a lack of patience for Snake to get up then he runs to the ropes and goes for the Reckless Calling but as soon as he is close enough, Snake grabs a hold of his arms and then turns around and hits him with the Snake Drop! Snake goes for the pin over Reckless Jack: One Two THREE!
Eliminated: Brad Wallace/Reckless Jack!
Overall Winner via Pinfall and NEW XHF United States Champion: SNAKE!
Cole: New US Champion! New US Champion!
King: What a shock to see someone like Snake champion! I congratulate him! Well next on XHF Decimation, we have the X*Crown Title on the line in a 30 Minute Time Limit Ironman Match: AJ Phoenix against the XHF End of Days winner, Jay Williams. Lets go to that!
*A spotlight shines out on the stage as the lovely Amy-Skye Williams walks out from the back all by herself holding a clipboard smiling as she enters the ring slowly grabbing a mic from the table.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my husband, the 2006 End of Days Winner...Jay Williams"
All of the lights in the arena shut off then as slow piano-like music fills the PA system as you can hear the faint sounds of the crowd as Born of A Broken Man by Rage Against the Machine kicks into high gear and out comes "Dynamite" Jay Williams to high crowd cheers as he meets his wife and hugs her as they both walk down to the ring with the song playing.
My fears hunt me down
Capturing my memories
The frontier of loss
They try to escape across the street where
Jesus stripped bare
And {No Means No} the spirit he was supposed to nurture
In the name of my in the name of my...
Jay smiles as he runs up the stairs as the chorus blasts on and holds the ring ropes up smiling as he lets his wife get in as he jumps over the ring ropes, going over to his wife, kissing her on the cheek as Jay gets on the turnbuckle and taunts to the crowd again as massive cheers are heard as Jay jumps off the turnbuckle waits for his opponent.*
Cole: Here is the challenger JAY WILLIAMS!
King: Woopdie doo...
*The opening guitar strains of In Flames' "Bullet Ride" play, as we get 12 seconds into it the music and all the lights seem to shut off, suddenly In Flames' "Only For The Weak" blasts over the PA, the lights come on and flash red, blue and green as mist fills the entranceway. Slowly a trap door opens and AJ Pheonix emerges through the colored mist with his long hair wet dangling down. The XHF X*crown around his waist under his black sleeveless trench coat with a blue dragon air brushed on the back.
"I can't tolerate your sadness
Cause it's me you are drowning
I won't allow any happiness
Cause everytime you laugh, I feel so guity, I feel so guilty
Am I forced to have any regret
I've become the lie, Beautiful and free
In my righteous own mind
I adore and preach the insanity you gave to me"
AJ steps off the trap door and starts walking down to the ring wearing his black short tights with a blue dragon on one side and "RWF" in blue on the other and his hood over his head, a silver chain with a crucifix dangles down his neck. AJ also wears black boots and knee pads with blue kick pads. AJ walks up the steps and smirks leaning back against the ropes, he outstretches his arms leaning all the way back before wrapping one of his legs around the middle rope and spinning down into the ring. AJ hands the title to an official and takes off his trench coat.*
Cole: And here is the champion himself, AJ PHEONIX!
King: Indeed, this man has been absolutely unstoppable so far as X*Crown Champ but as much as I hate to say it tonight could be his greatest test ever against Jay Williams...
XHF X*Crown Championship Match
30 Minute Iron Man Match
"Dynamite" Jay Williams vs. "The Flaming Dragon" AJ Pheonix
Jay Williams is in one corner stretching and warming up a little. In the other corner AJ Phoenix is seen waving to the fans. The two of them start off in the middle of the ring, each of them staring each other in the eye. AJ starts to taunt Jay Williams, holding his arms, trying to intimidated Jay Williams. Jay Williams doesnt give into AJ, and stands there nodding his head. AJ pushes Jay back, then Jay comes back and does the same thing. AJ looks pissed and spits in the face of Jay, Jay turns his head trying to avoid it and it lands on his check. He wipes the spit from his face, and takes a swing at AJ, connecting to his eye.
Cole: What was that!? AJ just spit in the face of Jay Williams.
King: Yeah but, look at Jay now fighting back!
Jay signals to AJ to get up, AJ does and Jay Williams hits a clothesline like knocking AJ to the mat. Jay hold his hands in the air and screams to the crowd. He starts to pick up AJ and whips him into the ropes. AJ bounces of the ropes and ducks Jays attempted clothesline. AJ the runs to the opposite ropes and bounces of those and hits Jay with a cross body. He goes for the pin..1 Jay kicks out after one. AJ picks up Jay by the hair and whips him into the corner. He goes into the opposite corner looking straight at Jay then charging him shoulder first, but Jay moves out of the way, by jumping over AJ making AJ smack into the ring post injuring his shoulder. AJ stays there for a moment holding his shoulder and then finally pulling out from between the turnbuckles. Jay is scene now charging at AJ and jumping on his back and hitting a back cracker. AJ squirms in pain as Jay gets up and begins to pick him up. He shoves AJ into the corner violently. Then hitting him with Chops across the chest. He hits one and the crowd goes Oooooh! He hits another and they do the same. After the third one Jay picks up AJ and puts him reverse on the turn buckles so AJs back is facing Jay. Jay puts AJ in the tree of woe position, and then Jay goes back to the other side of the ring and charges at AJ,
King: Are we going to see it!?
Cole: Shut up and watch the damn match!
Jay looks to be going for a Hesitation Dropkick on AJ. But AJ moves away at the last minute forcing Jay to hit the ring post open legged. Jay lies on his belly now in pain. AJ realizing that Jay is in pain, gets down from the turnbuckle slowly. He grabs Jay by the hair and pulls him out, from underneath the bottom turnbuckle. Jay thrown into the middle of the ring, AJ goes on the attack. He then applies a half crab on Jay Williams wrenching his leg back. Jay screams out in Pain. Jay starts to crawl to the ropes, as AJ continues to wrench back the leg of Jay. The ref keeps asking him do you want to quit? Jay shakes his head no every time. Jay crawls over to the rope and quickly as he can. But AJ just pulls him back to the center of the ring. Jay screams out in pain. AJ then changes position; the turns Jay back over and then crosses over Jays leg. The AJ drops to the ground, and it seems that Jay is in a figure for leg lock. Jay now in a hefty predicament, tries to crawl to the ropes, but this position is to hard to do that. AJ is screaming, TAP! Jay then tries to flip over AJ to reverse the pain being applied, But AJ just roles threw Jays counter and continues the submission. Jay hits the mat and the ref starts to go for a pin, 12 Jay gets up. AJ looking angry then tries to attempt a different submission on Jay, this time he goes back from the Boston Crab, but Jay kicks him off rolling AJ into the ropes, and onto his back. Jay holding his knee get to the rope and pulls him self up. AJ pulls himself up, and runs at Jay Williams, but Jay Williams pulls the tope rope down ducking out of the way and AJ goes flying over the rope hitting the floor bellow.
Cole: Looks like the champ just went for a little ride!
King: Woah he went high that time!
AJ now on the ground face down lays motionless. Jay makes it to his feet slowly and sees that AJ is laying on the ground. AJ starts to stir a little and finally make it to a knee. AJ then makes it to his feet and he faces the audience, but doesnt see Jay in the ring. He turns around and Jay makes a dive, pulling himself over the ropes and flying onto AJ. AJ and him land on the floor bellow. Jay grabbing onto the barrier makes it to his feet, Although still injured a little bit Jay pulls AJ up and AJ realizing it starts to throw punches at AJ, meanwhile the ref is still counting, hes at 7 now. AJ and Jay just keep throwing punches at each other. 8 AJ and Jay hearing this fight each other to the apron. AJ winning the duel roles Jay into the ring. AJ slides in at 9, he stands up holding his sternum. AJ picks up Jay and throws him into the ropes. AJ then charges at Jay hitting him with a forearm, knocking him to he feet. AJ picks up Jay by his hair again, and hits him with a hard scoop slam. AJ still holding his sternum climbs the rope, crouched now, stands on his feet.
Cole: No, is he going for the Flaming Spiral?
King: HES ON THE TOP ROPE!
AJ leaps into the air, and twisted in the air, hitting the Flaming Spiral on Jay. AJ goes for the pin, 123!
Announcer: The first pinfall goes to AJ Pheonix at 10:37, this placing AJ ahead with an overall 1-0 lead!
AJ and Jay lay in to the ring as the bell sounds again. AJ starts to stir a little, as does Jay. AJ sits up holding onto the rope. He pulls himself back to his feet; Jay turns over rolling around in the ring. AJ picks up Jay slowly; AJ hits Jay with a few knife-edge chops, Jay keeling over in pain, and pushes AJ back. AJ charging at Jay, but Jay was ready for him; Jay scoops AJ up and hits him with a power slam. Jay realizing this starts to gain some momentum. He runs back into the ropes as AJ starts to get to his feet and hits a clothesline knocking him down. Jay gaining the upper hand picks up AJ. AJ then thrown into the turnbuckle, but not turning around, hits his chin on the top turnbuckle, and Jay comes from behind and roles AJ up into a school boy. 12 kick out at 2. Jay then getting up picks up AJ and puts Ajs head in a power bomb situation. Jay picks AJ up and puts him on his shoulder, Jay then gets out of the way of the turnbuckle and roles AJ onto his arm and hits a cutter on him. Jay sits up and claps his hands. Jay limps over to the corner, and climbs the rope AJ is now laying flat on his back, Jay goes up high on the rope, standing up in the Air.
Cole: NO way!
King: He cant be going for what I think, AJ just did this move!
Jay jumps up and hits a Flaming Spiral on the champion. Jay goes for the pin, 1...2 But Jay lifts up Ajs head. Jays smirks and decides to grab AJs leg. Jay points to the crowd and puts a Sharpshooter on AJ! Wrenching AJs legs back, making he scream in pain. AJ tries to crawl to the bottom rope, but Jay pulls him back to the center. AJ tries again, but once again Jay pulls him back. Jay screams at AJ, YOU TAP! AJ looks like he is going to tap. But some how, AJ starts to crawl again, and he makes it to the bottom rope. Jay wont let go 1. 2. 3. 4 Jay lets go. He holds his hips and looks disappointed. Jay now going back on the attack starts to stop on AJ. Jay then picks him up and throws him into the ropes, hitting him with a clothesline. Now that AJ is down, Jay hits a standing shooting star press on AJ, nailing him in the gut. He goes for the pin, 12 AJ kicks out. Jay picks up AJ by the hair, and gives AJ a few forearms to the face. He launches AJ into the corner making him hit the turnbuckle with his back. Jay charges at AJ, trying to connect a clothesline but AJ kicks Jay into the face. AJ gets on the second turnbuckle and grabs Jays head in a head lock and hits a DDT, planting Jays head into the mat. AJ goes for the pin 12 kick out. AJ the Grabs Jay and goes to the turnbuckle. AJ gets to the second rope and puts Jays face in-between his legs.
Cole: Looks like were going to see a Flaming Drop!
King: AJs gonna be up 2-0 wooo!
AJ wrenches Jays arms behind Jays back, but its blocked! Jay flips AJ over into a northern lights suplex, then pinning AJ 12 kick out again! Jay gets up and looks pissed, AJ does too. The both get to their feet and start hammering on each other. Lefts and Rights are being thrown at each other. Jay gets in control and hammers AJ back into the rope and pull him off them, throwing him to the other side of the ring. He bounces off the ropes and comes back at Jay, Jay ducks under AJs attempt to go for a clothesline, and hits AJ with a half nelson suplex! Jay goes for the pin 12 kick out!
Cole: Jay just cant get the pin!
King: AJ IS GOD WOO!
Cole: No, King No
Jay picks up AJ and hammers away on him, AJ blocks though and hits Jay with a chop. The Jay is thrown into the ropes by AJ, and Jay whips around. AJ attempts a clothesline, by Jay blocks and hits WILLIAMS SHOCKER! AJ head hits hard on the mat. But jay doesnt go for the cover, Jay instead goes up high on the ropes, and stand there for a moment. He jumps of and hits the WILLIAMS DROP! He goes for the cover, the crowd counts with him 123!
Announcer: The second pinfall goes to Jay Williams at: 21:35, which ties the overall score at 1-1!
Both men like with the first fall, are now motionless in the ring. Jay seems to be the first one to move. He grabs the rope, and begins to pull himself up to his feet, Jay gets there, AJ does as well. Jay and AJ exchange punches, theyre much slower now though. AJ gains the upper hand, and throws a few more before pushing Jay slowly up against the ropes. He pulls Jay to the other side and throws him against the ropes. Jay comes back and AJ picks him up for a tilt a whirl. AJ then exits the ring and grabs a chair from underneath the ring. The ref is telling him no but AJ is ignoring it. AJ slides back into the ring with the chair the ref tries to stop him, but AJ just swings the chair and hits the ref in the face. The ref goes down and out. AJ smirks and holds the chair up and Jay makes it slowly to his feet. AJ charges at Jay with the chair, and Jay realizes this and jumps up in the air and dropkicks the chair to AJ face. AJ goes down with the chair on his chest. Jay looking at this, climbs the rope slowly, he jumps into the air, this time, mocking AJ and hits the Flaming Spiral, knocking the wind out of AJ, He goes for the pin, but the ref, is out, the crowd is the only ones counting. Jay holds his head, he tries to wake up the ref, but the old bastard wont wake up. Jay hold his head once again, he picks up AJ and kick him to the midsection making AJ bend over. Jay drags him to the turnbuckle, and holds his head. Jay gets up on the second rope, and puts AJs head in-between his legs. Then he wrenches his arms back.
Cole: Oh my god! Jay's going for the Flaming Drop!
King: AJ COUNTER IT!
Cole: WOW THIS A GREAT MATCH FOLKS!
Jay jumps up and looks like his going to hit it, but AJ flips Jay back throwing him off and making him land on his back. Jay rolls around in pain. AJ gets up and applies a sharpshooter on Jay, making him scream in pain. A new ref runs down to the ring sliding in, he asks Jay, if he wants to give up, Jay shakes off a no. AJ is yelling at him to Tap as Jay screams more. Jay start to claw slowly to the rope the people start to clap for him. Jay start to gain momentum. Jay keeps crawling closer and closer. Hes inches away. AJ pulls him away though, he was so close. The ref keeps asking him, and Jay keeps saying no. Jay tries again, he slowly crawls to the rope, faster with each clap from the crowd. He is nearly there, Jay grabs the rope! The ref gives AJ the 5 count 1234 AJ releases. Jay holds his leg in pain. AJ picks him up and holds Jays hair. AJ hits a scoop slam on his and the AJ climbs the ropes. He crouches as we're at exactly the 25 minute mark of the match, then he stands in the air, looking for another Flaming Drop!
Cole: Hes going for it again!
King: WOOO AJ is A FLAMER TONIGHT!
Cole: What?
King: What?
Cole: Nevermind
AJ jumps up and misses! Jay rolls out of the way at the last second. AJ lays in the ring motionless. Jay and AJ both are lying in the ring. The ref goes for the count 123456789 Jay miraculously hopes to his feet! Jay grabs AJ by the head and chops his chest in the corner. Suddenly Jay grabs AJs throat, signaling to the crowd that is was time for the Williams Breaker. But AJ blocks it with kick to the gut, AJ grabs Jays head and attempts a DDT. But Jay counters it and rolls threw grabbing AJ by the legs.
Cole: Cole whats Jay going of here?
King: It better be good, hes boring me
Cole: Shut up king
Jay grabs AJ's legs at the 27 minute mark of the match and puts them in a certain way, the Jay steps on the right knee of AJ, House of Pain! (Haas of Pain) Jay wrenches back on AJ legs, AJ is screaming in pain. Jay screams at him TAP! The ref asks AJ if he wants to give up AJ says no. AJ tries to crawl but the move is hard to crawl with. AJ tries but he cant reach. Jay keeps screaming tap! But wait, AJ rolls out of is and puts on the sharpshooter! Jay is screaming in pain now, but Jay makes it to the ropes, then AJ lets go and dropkicks Jay from behind, knocking him over. AJ goes for the school boy pin 12 Kick out! AJ and Jay get up, AJ arm drags Jay, the get up again, Jay arm drags AJ the get up AJ grabs Jay and belly suplex him. Jay lands on his feet, and super kicks AJ to the face, knocking him down. Jay runs off the ropes and roles on the ground doing summersaults, then he jumps after three and does a senton splash (Rolling Thunder) He goes for the pin, 12 kick out at 2 and a half. Jay picks up AJ and whips him into the corner. Jay goes for a clothesline in the corner but AJ dodges it with a kick to the gut, He climbs the rope and puts Jays head In between his leg, now wrenching his arms back, and hits the Flaming Drop!
Cole: FLAMING DROP!
King: WOOO GOO AJ!
Cole: It looks like its going to be over here folks! But wait
AJ doesnt go for the pin though, instead he smirks at the ground looking around. He gets on the top rope again, this time standing on top, but instead of the Flaming Spiral, he hits the Williams Drop! It connect on Jay, busting Jays head open. Blood starts to pour from his head. AJ picks up Jay and Scoops slams him. Now, AJ puts on the sharpshooter, once more. AJ wrenching back on Jays legs. Screaming to him to Tap the ref asks Jay if he wants to give up, Jay won't let in. Jay starts to crawl, he's nearly at the ropes, but AJ pulls him back as we reach the 29 minute mark of the match! Jay is screaming in agony, the ref asks again, but Jay shakes him off with a no. AJ wrenches back on Jay's legs, but then AJ bridges over Jay and pulls back on his head, with his legs still locked on his own. AJ pulls on Jay's legs and head. Jays eyes widen and he starts to scream out in pain. With this taking place at now the 29:50 mark of the match there's nowhere for Jay to go, and finally Jay gives in with only moments left and taps out!!!!
Cole: Jay taps! Jay Taps!
King: GO FLAMER!
Cole:
Announcer: At 29:55 HERE is your winner via Submission and STILL XHF X*Crown Champion by the final score of 2-1 in this matchup, AJ PHEONIX!
At hearing this AJ releases and hes on his knees as the final bell then rings at 30:00 to signify the end of the match once and for all. The ref hands him his prized X*Crown Championship. He holds the belt to his head, he looks up and points in glorious celebration of this, quite possibly the most hard earned victory of his entire career.
Cole: Well now it's time for our long awaited main event....the XHF World Heavyweight Title Match, it's Chris "MVP" Kanyon versus "The-"
King: (interrupting)"-The Soaring Whore" Tanya Byrd
Cole:..King I swear to christ.....
*"Living Dead Girl" by Rob Zombie hits the speakers loudly with the fans standing to their feet quickly. T-Bird comes out from the back wearing a black baby tee with a few safety pins holding holes together. Around her wrist are a few bracelets. Her pants are now tight against her legs with many zippers and pockets everywhere. T-Bird gets to the end of the stage holding her hands out and jumps up and down getting the crowd into her.
"Rage in the cage
And piss upon the stage
There's only one sure way
To bring the giant down
Defunct the strings
Of cemetary things
With one flat foot
On the devil's wing"
T-Bird takes a dash down the ramp slapping a few hands down the way. She slides up under the buttom rope popping up quickly. Getting to the closest turnbuckle she greets the crowd throwing her fist up. Fans cheer throughout the crowds. She jumps down running around to the opposite turnbuckle and greeting the fans to this side. She hops down and turns to the middle of the ring.*
Cole: This is probably the biggest match of her career to date...
King: A woman main eventing...please.
Cole: How the hell did you get married that many times?
*A deep digital voice says "M-V-P" over the speakers. Then, "Who betta than Kanyon!?" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. Obsidian, La Parka, and GQ Money then come out behind him. Kanyon points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring, Obsidian, La Parka, and Money following. Obsidian grabs a microphone and hands it to Kanyon as La Parka dances around the ring, and GQ shows off his wardrobe. Kanyon says, "Who betta than Kanyon!?" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner and Obsidian, La Parka, and Money exit the ring to wait for the match to start.*
Cole: The XHF Champion!
King: Who betta?
Cole: Well right now...I suppose...none.....
King: ...Well...now that both participants have arrived who's this special guest ref though?
*The fans wait in the arena silently, then In Flames' "Only For The Weak" blasts over the PA system, T-Bird smiles as AJ Pheonix emerges wearing a referee shirt and black jeans, he walks down to the ring and instructs the rest of The Enterprise to leave the ringside area, he then smiles at Kanyon and points to his referee shirt.*
Cole: He's the referee?
King: OH COME ON...UNFAIR ADVANTAGE!
Cole: Well...Tee did win a match that said she could pick the stips, so fair is fair in that regard.
XHF World Heavyweight Championship Singles Match
(Special Guest Referee: AJ Pheonix, All other XHF members banned from ringside)
Chris "MVP" Kanyon vs. "The Soaring Eagle" T-Bird
The bell gets us started as Kanyon disgustedly shakes his head at the "ref" in AJ. He and T-Bird come to the center of the ring, they then both seem to float around waiting for one another to make the first move. Then it happens as they go to lock up, Kanyon hits Tee with a hard right hand, Tee staggers back as Kanyon attacks her furiously with right hands and a kick to the midsection, Tee doubles over, Kanyon whips her across the ring, Tee comes back and ducks a clothesline, Kanyon goes for a tilt-a-whirl move, Tee reverses into a head scissors, Kanyon gets right back to his feet and ducks down hitting a back body drop sending Tee over the top rope to the floor, T-Bird rolls around and gets back to her feet, Kanyon walks around the ring and smiles yelling "Who Betta?!"
Cole: Oh Tee gets thrown over the top rope after an amazing aerial move!
King: Those moves are flashy but they don't have much impact Cole.
As Kanyon decides to follow outside he walks around and stalks T-Bird, he measures her up and hits a hard clothesline sending her back down to the arena floor. Kanyon cockily walks around as AJ gets to a 7 count, Kanyon rolls back into the ring breaking it and back out, He pulls Tee back to her feet and slams her against the ring apron, he does it again and again before rolling Tee into the ring, Kanyon grabs the top rope and slingshots himself over the top rope hitting an elbow drop 1..2...kickout by Tee.
Cole: Was that a.....a....fair count?
King: Actually I think it was....
Kanyon gets to his feet and gets Tee into position for a suplex, he picks her straight up in the air, Tee however kicks her legs and lands on her feet behind Kanyon, she pushes him into the ropes and back rolling him up for the 1...2...kickout by Kanyon. Tee shoots up and hits a forearm on Kanyon and another and another, she then hits a knife edge chop and another and another, Kanyon backs himself into the corner, Tee then hits a hard martial arts kick to the ribs and whips Kanyon across the ring to the other turnbuckle, Tee gets a run up and hits a stinger splash, she backs off and measures Kanyon up for another, this time Kanyon catches her and spins her body across his back hitting a modified somoan drop against the top turnbuckle causing Tee to bounce off and fall to the outside, Kanyon drops to one knee trying to catch his breath.
Cole: Kanyon survives the onslaught!
King: As I said..."Who Betta"?
Cole: Oh shut up.....
Kanyon rolls outside again going after Tee, he turns the corner and finds....no T-Bird. Kanyon looks around confused, he gets down and looks under the ring at the exact moment Tee springs up out the other side, she slides back in the ring and waits for Kanyon before leaping over the top rope with a crossbody down onto him! The crowd goes nuts as Tee gets to her feet, she raises her arms in the air to acknowledge the screaming crowd and then reaches down and lifts the XHF Champion up to his feet. Tee pushes Kanyon against the ring apron back first and then sends a flury of forearms to the right side of Kanyons face. Kanyon is so dazed from the surprise cross body that he cant get his hands so hes taking the full punishment of this onslaught. Tee soon stops and breathes deeply before grabbing the champ by the wrist and whipping him into the ring barrier back first. Kanyon screams in pain and falls into a sitting position as Tee measures up the champ and runs at him, but instead of running into him leaps up and lands with a handstand on the guard rail. The crow ohhs and awws at the athleticism performed by the first woman to main event decimation and soon tee drops back swinging her feet towards Kanyon and sending them into his chest.
Cole: What innovation!
King: Id love to see her stand on her head like that somewhere else
Tee lands kind of awkwardly on the matting and lays on the ground for a second as Kanyon falls over to his side and begins to huff and puff to catch his breath. Soon Tee is back to her feet and moves in after the champion. She reaches down to lift him up, but has a lot of trouble as Kanyon is out and seems to be dead weight. Tee then turns to her husband and special guest ref AJ Phoenix looking for help, but AJ just shrugs at her and points to his chest signaling that hes the ref here. Tee looks kind of confused as AJ isnt making the ten count but wont help her physically, but turns around and tries to lift Kanyon again. This time shes able to get the champ to his knees before she has trouble again, but this time its Kanyon springing back to life and lifting her up and dumping her over the guard rail into the front row. Tee lands hard on her back on the concrete, but is quick up to her feet and as she does she receives a straight right hand to the nose. Shes busted open and falls back into a chair that was vacated by a standing fan. AJ quickly rolls out of the ring and begins yelling at Kanyon about the closed fist. Kanyon audibly talks back mocking the X*Crown Champ.
King: Look at AJ. First he doesnt want to help Tee now he is trying to punish Kanyon for trying to win the match. Whats with this guy?
Cole: Hes just warning him about the closed fist. He couldve broken Tees nose!
King: This is pro wrestling, not a walk down the cat walk.
Soon the argueing stops and Kanyon turns back to the crowd where Tee is up to her feet and charging the champion. She leaps up onto the guard rail and jumps onto Kanyons shoulders for a hurricanrana but Kanyon holds her up and drops her back first across the gaur rail!
Cole: OH MY GOD!
King: Thats a trademark that we shouldnt be using cole
Cole: Hes going to kill her tonight!
Tee falls to the mat motionless as Kanyon turns to AJ and grins. AJ looks furious but just rolls back into the ring and yells for Kanyon to bring her back in. Kanyon waves him off and goes to pick up Tee, but before getting her all the way up he purposely drops her and yells out mockingly Shes to heavy, help me AJ help me! Kanyon begins to laugh as AJ is infuriated in the ring. Kanyon again reaches down and this time lifts her up all the way and gets behind her with a rear waist lock. Kanyon then looks down at Tees rear and where his crotch is and looks back up at AJ. Thats enough for AJ as he runs and slides out of the ring and begins to yell at Kanyon, and as he does Tee mule kicks back into the groin of the champ. Both competitors fall to the ground as AJ looks around. He knows what happened but he didnt see it so he cant call it. AJ then rolls back into the ring and looks on as both begin to stir and crawl towards the ring and roll back in. Soon theyre both up to there feet in the ring and were back at square one.
Cole: Here we go again...
Kanyon and Tee go right back at it both hitting rights and lefts, Tee hitting forearms while Kanyon is hitting right hands, Kanyon though gets the best of Tee and slides down under picking her up and hitting a quick spinebuster. Kanyon then signals "That's It" as he pulls Tee up by her hair and sets her up for what looks to be the "MVP" (most violent piledriver AKA pedigree canadian destroyer)! Kanyon pulls Tee's arms up and goes to jump, but as he does Tee flips her body back and bridges slamming Kanyon down in a sort of northern lights suplex reversal to get the 1..2..but Kanyon just kicks out!
Cole: WHAT A REVERSAL!
King: Wow...that was actually pretty good.
Cole: Pretty good....PRETTY GOOD?!.....ARE YOU BLIND OLD MAN?!
Kanyon rolls over and gets up looking surprised, Tee stumbles to her feet, Kanyon turns her around, Tee instinctively kicks Kanyon in the stomach and hits a "Twisted" (twist of fate)! Both Kanyon and Tee are now down. AJ starts counting 1...2....3.....4...5....6...7...8....9. Both get to their feet though just in time. Kanyon walks forward and hits a Flatliner, he rolls Tee over and goes for the pin-1...2..TEE KICKS OUT! Kanyon looks up furious with AJ, he pushes AJ against the turnbuckle and gets in his face, AJ pushes Kanyon back and starts yelling as we can barely make out what they're saying.
Cole: Come on Kanyon just get on with it!
King: CROOKED OFFICIATING...IT'S RIGGED!
Cole: Rigged?...AJ has refereed this match down the middle, just 'cause Kanyon can't finish her off doesn't mean he has to pitch a fit like this though...
Meanwhile Kanyon turns around right into a small package-1...2...kickout by Kanyon. Kanyon gets to his feet infuriated again, he pulls an exhausted T-Bird to her feet and sets her up for a suplex, he hits it and then slowly and cockily puts his foot on Tee's chest-1...2...kickout. Kanyon laughs and pulls Tee up again, he picks her up in a samoan drop position, Tee yet again though kicks her legs and slips down rolling Kanyon up for the 1...2...kickout! Kanyon gets to his knees but Tee has a second wind, using this she leaps forward hitting a front dropkick to Kanyon's face!
Cole: Uh oh, T-Bird building momentum!
King: This could be bad...COME ON CHRIS!
Tee starts stomping Kanyon down, she then climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits. As Kanyon gets to his feet Tee leaps off hitting a crossbody, 1...2...Kanyon kicks out JUST in time. Tee pulls Kanyon straight up and hits a DDT, she keeps hold of Kanyon's head and spins her hips pulling him up for another DDT, she does it again and hits a third DDT! Tee gets to her feet quickly and climbs to the top rope, at this point she signals for the "Soaring Eagle" (450 leg drop)! The crowd is behind her, even AJ is cheering for her. Tee finally leaps off, but Kanyon somehow moves out of the way, in turn Tee lands on her lower back and screams in pain! Kanyon pulls himself up on the ropes, Tee gets to her feet and stumbles right into the "None Betta" (Flatliner, STO, Roll of the Dice combo)! Kanyon rolls Tee over and AJ begrudgingly counts the 1....2....THREE!
Winner via Pinfall and STILL XHF World Heavyweight Champion: Chris Kanyon!
Cole: I can't beleive it...AJ refereed this match right down the middle, even at the end....
King: I can't beleive T-Bird almost won.....
Cole: This should be a lesson to everyone that the XHF isn't just for men anymore, but with that I'm Michael Cole and he's Jerry Lawler as we sign off and say goodnight to everyone from XHF Decimation, we'll see you all again this Friday Night on the next edition of XHF Gastro!
Back inside the ring Kanyon is seen celebrating as AJ is seen slowly helping his wife up the rampway in the background. Momentarily as the two exit through the curtains the entire Enterprise stable rushes out to join Kanyon in the squared circle. Once all are inside they proudly circle around their leader in Kanyon and a few hoist him up on their shoulders with him holding the XHF Championship high above his head in absolute satisfaction over defeating T-Bird here tonight. With this "Who betta than Kanyon!?" starts to again ring out across the PA in the midst of what's going on in the ring and XHF Decimation for 2006 fades to a daunting close as the official XHF logo appears briefly across the screen...
Decimation
June 25th, 2006
Olimpico Universitario
Mexico City, Mexico
Capacity: 72,449
*We open up to the night's arena with the official Decimation event banner on the Xtreme-Tron, explosions going off all over the place and the show theme for Decimation of "Hell and Consequences" by Stone Sour playing loudly on the PA System. We then soon zoom over to ringside and the Decimation theme ends as the action is about to begin for tonight with the first in-ring activity....*
*"You're Gonna Pay" hits the PA system to start Decimation as a whole. Mark Amicus then comes from the curtain and stands in the middle of the stage. He looks up and then jumps up. When he hits the ground, gold pyros shoot from the front of the stage. He then walks down the ramp. He gets into the ring near the corner. He stands in the middle of the ring and pyros shoot from the ring posts. He then stands and waits for the match to begin.*
Cole: Well to everyone out in TV land welcome to this year's edition of XHF Decimation which promises to be a summer classic as always, and I'm joined as usual by Jerry "The King" Lawler here at ringside to call every bit of the Xtreme festivities this evening from start to finish! So now to kick things off the right way here's newcomer Mark Amicus hopefully to make his first real impact as an XHF performer by taking out a fellow rising star in THIS man...
*All is quiet in the arena, most of the matches over. Well, mostly quiet, if you were to ignore the hubbub of the crowd, all being worked up to the main event.
Then the lights drop and the screen flashes with white noise, of a darkened face with flashing red eyes, and the words 'Lone Wolf' and over the PA comes the unmistakeable drop-D riff of 'Dead Star', the scratchy harmonics being mirrored by flashes on the screen and stage lights.
Then the crowd rises and cheers as the blond-haired, red-eyed figure of Rock Howard walks out onto the stage, his hands shoved into his pockets, a confident grin on his face. The music still hitting the D's and harmonics he stops and lets his right hand rise up to his face, the music peaking and pausing before his hand flys out, his body spinning around, the pyro flaring up in the shape of an unfurling wing, the music hitting with the drums and bass hitting at the same time as the crunch of the guitar. Rock turns back, smiling again as the crowd goes ballistic, and makes his way to the ring, jumping up to the canvas before hopping the ropes and looking about into the cheering crowd.*
Cole: And here's up and comer Rock Howard who's got some major momentum building for himself after defeating Trunkz on Wednesday night, so what better way to get the attention of the entire XHF roster than winning on your first Pay-Per-View?
King: Um, well how about giving both the X*Crown and XHF Champions serious challenges for their titles right off the bat?
Cole: Damnit I knew you were waiting on me to slip up like that, but, good point nonetheless and it's something Rock has certainly done already since debuting in the XHF.
Demon Cage Match
"Leviathan" Mark Amicus vs. Rock Howard
The top of the cage with all of the weapons hanging above it closes up and we start off Decimation with the bell ringing and both men immediately going for weapons hanging above. Mark with a chain and Rock with a baseball bat as Mark wraps the chain around his fist as he circles the ring with Rock holding the bat in his hand ready to swing him out of the park. Mark then runs toward Rock and swings his chain wrapped fist only for Rock to move and attempts to swing the bat but Mark grabs the chair just in time and blocks the bat shot as Rock starts swinging over and over again denting the chair that Mark is holding to where it's not even usable anymore as Mark drops it and Rock finally hits Mark in the stomach with the bat as he goes down on the mat and Rock covers him. 1......2......Mark kicks out as Rock is set once again with that baseball bat.
Cole: Rock's trying to be like Barry Bonds.
King: Yeah, without the alleglations of a needle up his ass.
As Mark gets up though, he elbows Rock in the gut and steals the bat colliding it with Rock's head hard as Rock goes down holding his head and sees the blood pouring away from his head as Mark takes the bat and starts nailing Rock in the gut multiple times, images of Joe Pesci running through his head as he throws the bat down and takes the chain choking Rock out with the chain as Mark goes to the outside and gets a table hanging from the cage and throws it into the ring as Rock gets up slowly as Mark gets back in the ring as Rock kicks him in the gut and does a tornado DDT on the mat as he takes a steel chair from the top of the cage and hits Mark on the stomach as Mark tries to grab the chair and does so, hitting Rock over the head with the chair sending him down.
Cole: Rock's getting manhandled.
King: Indeed.
Mark gets up and sets up the table in the middle of the ring as he picks up Rock and sets him on the table in the middle of the ring as he smiles and goes up on the top rope for some odd reason as he attempts to jump off but Rock goes off and jumps on to the top rope to where Mark is and pounds away on his back but Mark grabs this and attempts to throw Rock to the table but when he does, Rock flies and grabs the top of the cage and hangs around like a monkey climbing away from Mark as he gets off the top rope and chases after him only to be kicked by Rock near the table. That's when he files and connects with Raging Storm through the table as he covers him. 1.......2........3.
Winner via Pinfall: Rock Howard!
Cole: Rock won the match.
King: Hmm...that seemed to fly by like it was nothing.
Cole: And now it's time for another preview of the soon to be released ECF: Glory Days six disc DVD.
King: Mongo interview! WOO!
*John Lee, former ECF announcer and his cameraman, former ECF announcer Stephen Kane, enter a hallway and walk up to an extremely attractive woman at a desk... well ... Kane does. Lee tries to walk into a familiar glass office and is greeted by a large black man who says ...*
I pity the foo who thinks he can get in here
Lee: But ... we had ... but ...
Nah-uh, Mista Mongo says no visitors, so get out before I get a pityin'!
Kane: Excuse me Miss but we have an appointment with Mr. The Destroyer
What are you looking at me for? Talk to the large black man
*Lee and Kane both look at each other*
Lee: Excuse me Mr. um ... Mr. Mister T ... there seems to be an interviewer in a horrible orange shirt down the hall who is trying to burrow into Mongo's office! He needs pitying!
I pity the foo who tries burrowin' into Mongo's office! I'll be right back, don't go into Mongo's office. Stay in schoo!
*He runs off camera*
Lee: Thank you Miss.
*They enter the office*
Lee: Ah, Mr. The Destroyer, it is good to see you ... and not be pitied...
I said no visitors! Where the hell is Mr. T at!?
Lee: Er ... we have an appointment. Check your datebook. You'll see ECF DVD interview.
Kane: Or more accurately, a huge dollar sign ...
ECF intervie....you're lying
Lee: Why would we lie? We just had to outsmart a large black man.
If you're from the ECF, and you're interviewing me, then why arn't you Funaki?
Lee: Well Funaki is on your payroll and hence he's busy. Plus you'd have to pay him. We're doing this for free ... Well ... Death Trap paid us so ... it's on his paycheck ... oh and we're paid by the quarter hour
Oh, good then, sounds like we'll be here all night
*Mongo leans back in his chair, puts his feet up, and smiles*
Lee: So ... Mongo ... what inspired you to revisit the ECF's history? Was it love of the competition? Love of the fighters?
Kane: Money ...
Oh, I don't know. I think it was mostly because Funaki kept talking about how cool it'd be. I of course had no idea what he was saying, so Magnus would sit and translate, and to be honest, both of them are sorta "in moderation" people and I was getting annoyed listening to them constantly.
Lee: Well here's how this is gonna work. First we'll talk about ECF in general, move on to your time there, then to the buyout, and finally end with ECF in XHF today. Oh and this is being aired at Decimation so the better it is the more money you can charge for the PPV and the more people will buy the DVD ...
Actually, the Pay Per Views have been running at a flat rate for years
Lee: I see. Well anyhow ... first and foremost. What do you believe was the reason for ECF's success. It is widely known that ECF is probably second only to BDDWF in feds XHF has conquered. What was it's allure to wrestlers and fans?
The ECF was big? You shocked me there. I mean, it did go under, didn't it?
*He doesn't give the interviewer time to respond*
Yes, yes it did. So what if the ECF had a few diehard fans? Every fed has those, I mean, look at Kaiju Big Battel, I mean, what is that, really?
Kane: Awesome?
See, look at this unprofessionalism, the cameraman is talking
Lee: Stephen Shut up!
*Mongo looks into the camera*
This is what the ECF bred folks
Lee: So Mongo, why do you hate ECF so much? I mean you don't seem to carry this hatred for any other fed ... barring the RWF ...
The ECF sucked, I mean, their top stars included the likes of Death Trap, Hardcore Harry, and Dagger, all absolutly terrible people
Lee: Er ... don't most dead feds usually contribute dead weight and midcarders, or nothing? Whereas ECF has spawned four ECF Champions who have become quite popular in XHF?
Popularity is a relative term and I'd recommend you stay away from it
Lee: Yes sir ... Um ok well ... you yourself were in ECF on at least two occasions, describe your experience
Amusing at its best, miserably boring at its worst. The management there was terrible and the talent was sub-par
Lee: You actually attained championship status in ECF when you beat Gravedigger for the FTW title. What kind of achievement was that for you?
FTW title? I think you have things confused, I beat him for the North American Championship
Lee: Same difference really. They changed the names often ...
Which is a sure sign of poor management....
Lee: Er ... SO! Anyway! How about when you earned that shot at the ECF Title itself ... an epic battle with Hardcore Harry ... what do you think happened to stall your amazing run?
I don't even remember that, I'll have to check the DVD to be sure. But I probably just wasn't that interested. I mean, come on, second rate title in a second rate fed....*sarcastically*ooooh
Lee: Er ... *trying desperately to make this look good* SO! on to the end of your ECF days. You competed with Dagger in a match that sold huge on TV ratings. Why did you leave after that match?
Well, I was paid enough so that I'd be able to turn around and buy the company out with the money earned there. Though, if you note, I did manage Lance Storm for a few months after that match
Lee: That you did ...
Kane: I thought it was because she kicked you in the stones?
Can we get a different cameraman?
*Mr. T busts in and tackles Stephen Kane and in walks ... Magnus? Oh well.*
Good enough
*Magnus gives a thumbs up*
Lee: So what urged you to buy ECF out if it was as you put it, not a threat and a second rate fed?
Oh, I don't remeber, I probably answered it at the press conference for the official buyout
*Cut to file footage of the buyout press conference. Mongo stands at a podium and answers questions*
Reporter: Mr. Destroyer, why are you buying out the ECF?
ECF? I thought I was buying out a chain of hot dog stands in New York!
*The group laughs, but Mongo looks a little concerned. He then speaks under his breath as they laugh*
....sure as hell would bring in more money....
*Back to the interview*
Yeah, I'm sure I say it there, so you can review the archives to answer that one
Lee: *sweating now* Er ... so ... ECF has been a major pickup for XHF then huh?
A what?
Lee: MOVING ON! *obviously disturbed* What do you thin was the best aspect of ECF that you now have in XHF?
The ECF Championship in the X*Crown, the rest is crap
Lee: *gulp* Well ... now for a little insight into things ECF in XHF. It has been documented that a few of the more extreme match concepts of ECF have become XHF mainstays that the XHF superstars seem to enjoy competing in: Doomsday Cage, Exploding Casket, we've even seen the Supermarket Freezer Match and the Battleship Brawl. What do you think of these awesome concepts?
The Doomsday Cage match, while rather interesting, has yet to prove itself to be nearly as good as the BDDWF contribution- the Greenhouse Match. As for the others, they are simply idiot brawl-for-alls that Death Trap has soiled my company with
Lee: Actually ... Death Trap only brought in the Casket.
Bah, he's been behind them all, he's the only guy from ECF who wouldn't give it up
Lee: Well while on the topic. You in XHF waged a war against the ECF stars: Gravedigger, Dagger, Death Trap, and in smaller ways Harry and Magnus. Why try to stop their success? I mean to rise inthe ranks HERE they HAD to have talent.
Gravedigger is a talentless hack who's boring as all hell to watch. Dagger is unpredictable, one moment she's hugging you, the next she's burning down a bar somewhere....crazy bitch. Death Trap is annoying, and Harry is a dirty lowlife like Rat Bastard, only more of a slob. He sullied my belt damnit!
Lee: And ... Magnus?
I never had problems with him, our match was my giving him an opportunity
Lee: I see. Well ... why do you think these "lowlifes" seem to have so much success here: what with four of them winning the XHF Title, Magnus by beating you, and then your low level of success ... you've never beaten DT without flattening him, you've never beaten Dagger, you've only beaten GD that one time ... well harry you seem to own until that last time but ... why are they so good?
My lack of success? MY LACK of SUCCESS? Do you know who I am? Do you know that I'm a three-time world champion here? I'd hardly say I'm lacking in success
Lee: EEP! Sorry! Sorry! The question was why are THEY so successful ... EXCEPT against you! hehe .. .yea ...
Luck, I mean Apollyon was X*Crown Champ once *Laughs*
Lee: That he was ... another ECFer by the way.
Appy has been in every fed known to man, he's worse than Sabu with company hopping
Lee: So ... final thoughts on ECF and its future in XHF?
What future? I bought it out. The only action the "ECF" is getting is going to be in the X*Crown
Lee: Well if we're done ... I'm going to go see what that beautiful babe at the desk out there is doing. She looks like she's been craving action for months!
*Lee laughs .... *
Get out of my building before I have you removed. Don't look at anyone, and don't you ever, EVER show disrespect like that to my secretary again
Lee: ... *now scared shitless* s..s...sorry ......
*he faints ... and we fade out, back to ringside that is-*
*"Who betta than Kanyon!?" hits the P.A. GQ comes strutting out. Obsidian follows eating nachos. GQ yells at him to put those away. He grabs an handful and shoves them in his mouth and gives the rest to a nearby stage-hand. They walk down to the ring and climb in. GQ checks his hair to make sure he looks good as Obsidian makes sure his eye-patch is on right.*
Cole: Well here comes the other tag team of The Enterprise, besides the real XHF Tag Champs White is Right that is.
King: Yep, but at least tonight both GQ and Obsidian will have an opportunity to get their hands on U.S. Title Tag gold, real or fake nonetheless...
*"Born In The USA" by Bruce Springsteen plays over the loudspeakers as The Patriot and Admiral Nick step out from behind the curtain. On the titantron, a large picture of the great president George W. Bush is shown and then various clips of Nick and The Patriot destroying opponents, terrorists, and people from Minnesota is shown. the Patriot waves an American flag back and forth as they climb into the ring. They pose in the ring as red, white, and blue pyro shoots off from the ring posts.*
Cole: And here comes the infamous Homeland Security duo, hoping to retain their titles here tonight in their first formal defense of them as XHF competitors.
King: Again very true, but I can guarantee this will be no easy feat to pull off considering who they're up against, and uh...well the rather odd circumstances they're facing them under if you catch my drift.
U.S. Tag Team Championship Match
"Big Ass Pie" Scaffold Match
The Enterprise (GQ Money & Obsidian) vs. Homeland Security (The Patriot & Admiral Nick)
Obsidian puts a finger in the pie for some reason as the ref slaps his hand and yells at him to not touch the pie. Obsidian sighs and ends up climbing the one side of the scaffold as GQ follows in his direction as both Nick and Patriot climb up on the other side as all 4 men reach the top and check the sturdiness of the scaffold as Obsidian looks down and clenches on to GQ, as the ref looks up slapping his hand to his head as he signals for the bell to ring and we are underway in this match as GQ and Nick start off although really there is no tag in a scaffold, instead Patriot and Obsidian just sit off in their corners as GQ and Nick tie up as one another already tries to push each other off early, but to no avail as both men's force against each other cancels out and both men just stand there. GQ kicks and punches Nick several times as Nick is a little wobbly but ends up balancing himself out punching GQ to the scaffold ground as Nick tries to slide GQ off, but to no avail as GQ doesn't budge.
Cole: One or even 3 men are going in that pie.
King: Hehehe, you said pie.
Cole: Why doesn't pie jokes surprise me.
Nick goes and ends up tagging The Patriot anyways as both men go to work on GQ as Obsidian crawls over to help out as all 4 men are now fighting and tackling each other on the scaffold as it's turned into a giant mess early on in this match. GQ punches Nick, and The Patriot and then by mistake slaps Obsid who in the fray is confused no matter what as GQ gets confused and Nick tries to push GQ down and GQ falls...NO! He ends up hanging on the scaffold as he climbs back up slowly and breathes heavily, thanking the god that he didn't get pushed over as Nick kicks him down on the scaffold as it hangs and wobbles around as all 4 men try to balance it out as usual. When it straightens out, The Patriot starts punching out Obsidian as GQ blocks Patriot's punches and punches him back as he wobbles on the top, then without hesitation...GQ does a superkick right to Patriot's head as The Patriot wobbles once more and falls off the scaffold right into the "Big Ass Pie" as apple pie goes everywhere into the first couple rows including the announce table.
Cole: And The Patriot is covered in pie.
King: Mmmm, tastes good for a big pie.
GQ ends up mocking The Patriot by doing a fake salute to him as he looks at the mess below as a cameraman ends up slipping in the mess and falling to the ground, but this ends up distracting GQ, enough for Nick to push him off as well, as GQ falls into the mess down below, causing more of a mess into the rows as Nick does his salute leaving two men remaining in this contest...Obsidian and Admiral Nick. Obsidian looks down below and gets scared a little bit but closes his eyes and ends up walking over to Nick as both men go at it on top of the scaffold as down below, the refs help GQ and The Patriot out of the ring as GQ looks up and sees the match still going on as Nick headbutts Obsidian as he wobbles and GQ gets concerned, only for it to be a false alarm as Obsidian gets balanced and does a kick to Nick's gut as he tries to throw Nick off but Nick doesn't budge as Nick elbows the back of Obsidian's head and tries to throw him off as well and is about ready to when Obsidian trips Nick and he starts hanging from the scaffold as both men on the floor start worrying.
Cole: Nick's gonna lose.
King: He's hanging pretty well.
Obsidian tries to kick Nick off but Nick swings around not connecting himself with any of Obsidian kicks as he climbs back up and headbutts Obsidian to the scaffold as he falls but doesn't fall to the mess covered mat as he stands back up, with GQ and Patriot looking on as Obsidian locks Nick in a headlock but Nick elbows Obsidian and attempts to push him off only for Obsidian to stop in his tracks but in the corner of his eye, he sees something. He sees Nick coming for him, so he moves and Nick stops in his tracks only for Obsidian to grab him and nails a vicious reverse DDT on Nick as he falls to the scaffold as Obsidian cheers and ends up pushing off Nick as he falls to the pie covered ring as the fans go nuts and the bell rings with Obsidian raising his hands in victory!
Winners and NEW U.S. Tag Team Champions: The Enterprise (GQ & Obsidian)!
Cole: Obsidian did it. New champs!
King: Hopefully they are unless Homeland Security decided it was a fluke again.
Cole: No, they're undisputed.
King: HA!
Obsidian cheers as he knows the match is over and decides to willingly jump off the scaffold into the pie as the fans get covered again. Obsidian gets out as the ref hands he and GQ the U.S. Tag Belts as both Obsidian and GQ are covered as the ref raises their hands and gives them towels to clean themselves off with, as well as the fans in the first two rows and the announcers as cleaners come in and clean the ring in super time-lapsed fast time for the next scheduled match of the evening.
Cole: Now for our next match! I cant wait for this one.
King: Yes the MAIN ATTRACTION VERSUS THE FACE OF FREEDOM! Let freedom ring!! I wonder though, why does CR where a mask?
Cole: I do too. Oh my gosh is it dark in here though, that only means one thing.
King: Dont touch me ever again.
Cole: ...That was not me.
*The arena goes dark. The speakers blare DT whispering, Do you feel trapped? followed by a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction with a heavy metal intro playing. The Xtremetron flashes the following banner:
The Xtremetron shows a loop of assorted clips with DT walking the ramp, taunting in the ring, speaking on the mic from his promos, and the text Death Trap! The Master of Puppets in red bubble letters crashing into the screen causing the background behind it to go black. The slow opening verse of "Live For Today" by 3 Doors Down plays through the speakers. Red strobes begin darting around the arena as the lights turn a deep blue illuminating the arena. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp as the verses lyrics begin in his "One of a Kind" Death Trap t-shirt, a necklace, trademark black bowl cap, and black shades. He has on black boots and black tights with red waving stripes down each leg and a yellow cross made of two knotted up lengths of barbed wire on each thigh.
Show me the road and I will find my own. You build your bridges and Ill burn em down. So far away and all alone I roam. I'll take my chances in the here and now.
And all you wonder is who's for sale, well you wont know now and I wont tell. Youre always hiding throwing up your hands. While heroes ride again.
He steps forward out of the entryway and looks around before slowly raising his arms out (a la Orton). Behind him pyros spray down in front of the entryway to the back. He cracks his neck and walks onto the ramp. He walks to the crowd and stretches on the barricade. Fans reach over and pat him on the back. He smiles and points to the people as the chorus rings out.
And God only knows all the places Ive been. But I love this life that Im living in. I wont look back to regret yesterday. Were not handed tomorrow so Ill live for today!
Death Trap slowly walks down the ramp with his arms out to his sides pointing to himself appealing to the crowd as he spins from side to side. He throws his hands up in a cross at the base of the ramp and breathes in deep the arenas atmosphere. The tron shows in big bold green letters "Final Judgment will be passed!" as a fireball comes forward and hits and scatters the letters and the screen burns from the center out into a series of clips including the endings to all of DTs past title victories and him holding up the title. Each time it zooms in on the title and then burns outward to the next match clip. As it zooms in on the XHF Title in the final clip, it lights up saying The Man, The Myth, The Living Legend... He walks to one side of the ring and leaps to the apron. He gets to the center of the side of the ring and spins locking his arms on the top rope while facing away from the ring and starts yelling to the crowd. He steps into the ring and turns shaking the ropes before bouncing to the side and walking to the center of the ring as the lights brighten. He leaps to the top rope and throws his head back and his arms straight out as the crowd cheers. He puts his arms in a cross and then pumps his right fist in the air. He leaps down and paces for a second before spinning facing the entryway and throwing his arms out to his sides again and his head back. He steps forward to the ropes facing the entryway and leans back on them waiting for the match to begin.*
Cole: WOW! What an entrance?
King: Yeah it took 20 minutes probably longer than the actual match itself.
Cole: Why do you always have to be negative? Why cant we just enjoy this special night? Remember this is entertainment now!
King: This is wrestling. This is fighting. This kicking some ass not a runway model show.
Cole: Oh shit it is dark again and I am not going to touch you King.
King: Did we did not pay the electric bill?
*The lights in the arena go pitch black. Then a spotlight hits the center of the stage, as the opening guitar riffs of "Vicarious" by Tool start. Suddenly when all instruments blare, a huge explosion happens in the spotlight. Once the smoke clears, you see a man in a dark cloak. He looks up and it's "The Face of Freedom" CR! White mask and all! He is crouched down still, looking up, with that permanent smile on his mask! He stands up, and spreads his arms out. As his arms fully extend pyros shoot out of the Xtreme Tron! CR heads down the ramp as the fans cheer and chant for him. He reaches the ring and in one swift motion he hops on the apron and bounces immedietly into the ring. Once there he crouches down in the middle of the ring. All the lights shut off in the arena but one spotlight, focussing on CR. As the heavy part picks back up he stands up and all four turnbuckles ignite, causing the lights to come on once again. CR takes his cape off and tosses it over the ropes, as well as his hat. He awaits the bell to ring.*
King: And the fashion show continues.
Cole: I am in awe of these two mysterious men.
King: I think you just in awe of men period. The ref calls for the bell!
Cole: That was not necessary. Wait a second what are they doing.
*CR grabs a chair from the ringside area and Death Trap grabs a chair.*
King: This is a no holds barred match! A grudge match!! These men hate each other!! These men despise one another!! And tonight one man is going to die.
Cole: Oh my goodness I totally forgot about the whole grudge match thing.
No Holds Barred, Falls Count Anywhere Grudge Match
"The Main Attraction" Death Trap vs. "The Face of Freedom" C.R.
Both men enter the ring with chairs in their hands and all of sudden C.R. tosses his at Death Trap but he blocks the chair with his own chair. Death Trap then hits CR on top of the head with the chair. The Face of Freedom goes down on the mat and the Main Attraction goes for a single leg Boston Crab but C.R. kicks him off and grabs a side headlock. Death Trap counters with an arm wringer but C.R. reverses and we have a stand off.
Cole: Wow these guys are ready for this fight.
King: Grab a chair and kill each other.
Cole: Dont you want a wrestling match? Hey wait a second I think they heard you.
Both men grabbed the chairs and duel with them and toss them at each other. Death Trap back body drops a charging C.R. and then sets up the chair in the corner and hits a flying leg whip to take C.R. down. But C.R. quickly recovers and comes back with a drop toe hold on Death Trap into the chair. Death Trap holds his mouth and jaw area and quickly bloods comes out of his mouth. C.R. sees an opportunity to end this match early goes for the triple jump moonsault but Death Trap plays possum and hits a huricanrana in the corner off the chair. Both men are down on the canvass.
Cole: My god this match is getting ugly. Death Trap may have a broken jaw or a cut inside his mouth. Hell I dont know he may have puked out ketchup.
King: Kill!!!!!!!!! OR BE KILLED!!!!!
C.R. rolls out of the ring and looks under the ring and grabs various items including trash cans, trash can lids, a steel chair, and a table. C.R. throws in the trash cans and lids but he sets up one table and another table right next to it. C.R. rolls back in the ring with a chair but Death Trap has been waiting for a couple minutes and did not feel like attacking C.R. on the outside. C.R. stands up and is met with a dropkick to the chair in which the chair hits C.R. on top of his head. C.R. stumbles of bit and Death Trap nails him with punches but The Face of Freedom nails The Main Attraction with a low blow. C.R. grabs the chair and hits Death Trap over the back and Death Trap falls to the mat. C.R. places the chair on the middle of the ring. C.R. picks up Death Trap and sets him up for a piledriver and nails the piledriver onto the steel chair. C.R. covers for the pin. 1..2...kick out! C.R. picks up Death Trap and goes for a suplex but he counters and suplexes C.R. onto a trash can. Death Trap lays another trash can on top of C.R. and then heads to the top rope. Death Trap leaps off and nails a frog splash and Death Trap bounces off C.R. and both men lay on the mat.
Cole: Did you see how high he went?
King: Yeah I think the dumbass hurt his ribs.
Cole: Death Trap is a bloody mess and C.R. is? Well I dont know he wears a mask and he is not even a luchador.
C.R. comes back with a dropkick to the knee and then C.R. tosses a chair right in the head of Death Trap which forces Death Trap to roll to the outside and C.R. follows him to the outside. C.R. pulls another table from under the ring and sets it up on the apron and guardrail. C.R. gets Death Trap onto the table and then sets a chair up in the ring and goes for a splash but Death Trap rolls off the table and C.R. hits the guardrail. Death Trap sends C.R. head first into the ring steps and then throws him back into the ring. Death Trap hits a cork screw moonsault and goes for the cover. The ref counts 1! 2! Kick out by the Face of Freedom C.R. The Face of Freedom hits a knee to the head of Death Trap to get him off his offense. C.R. follows up with an arm drag on the apron and then lays him over the middle rope and hit a Guillotine leg drop for two. C.R. locks up the Main Attraction Death Trap in the Camel Clutch in tribute to anarchist everywhere.
Cole: Is he going to tap?
King: The Camel Clutch is a painful submission hold. Look at Death Traps eyes!! They are about to pop!
Cole: Death Trap is a bloody mess but he is not tapping.
C.R. lets go of the submission with frustration and hits a stiff facebuster on Death Trap. C.R. goes back to the outside and sets up the two tables and sets up another table. C.R. tries to enter the ring but is dropkick off the apron onto the table and then Death Trap hits a seated senton over the top onto C.R. through the table! Both men lay motionless on the outside floor.
Cole: C.R. got messed up there. How could not see that coming?
King: Probably because he wears a mask dumbass.
Both men crawl back into the ring but C.R. quickly catches Death Trap entering through the ropes with a kick to the chest and then C.R. hits a springboard leg drop. C.R. sends Death Trap to the corner and sets up a chair and goes for a splash but Death Trap moves and hits a springboard heel kick on C.R. Death Trap hits the triple jump moonsault and covers C.R. The ref counts one! Two! Kick out! Death Trap complains to the ref about a slow count. Death Trap goes to the middle rope for an Atomic face buster but the Face of Freedom C.R. moves out of the way and Death Trap falls face first to the mat. C.R. sits Death Trap on the chair and then goes for a springboard but Death Trap moves and C.R. hits the chair with his balls.
Cole: Oh good lord that poor mask wearing boy will never be the same.
King: My nuts hurt by just watching that.
Death Trap then tosses a chair right at the head of C.R. sending him to the outside. Death Trap follows out and puts C.R. on the table between the apron and guardrail and then set up the chair in the ring and dives off the top onto the table with a DDT on the Face of Freedom C.R. to the floor. Death Trap lands on top of C.R. and the ref goes for the count. One! Two! Three!
Winner via Pinfall: Death Trap!
Cole: Death Trap has done it! Death Trap has defeated The Face of Freedom C.R. in the grudge match.
King: These two assholes beat the hell out of each other and they will not be the same ever again.
*ELO's "Here is the News" blasts over the speakers as the Xtremetron shows the words, "THE FUTURE!!" then clicks to show the words "SHOGUN" and "TRON" one on top of the other. The gunsman from . . . THE FUTURE emerges and does some really awesome gun play (like Ocelot in Metal Gear Solid 3) using his FUTURE Blaster!. . . a toy six shooter straight from the toy collection of John Wayne memorabilia. He moves to the ring and tosses the holsters the gun*
Cole: You know, I wonder if he realizes that is a toy gun?
King: What are you talking about? Its the future blaster. Of course its not going to work now. It will only work in the future
Cole: .Its a toy king
King: Youre just jealous you dont have a future blaster!
Cole: Maybe I am...
*The slow guitar chords of Explosion In The Sky's "Six Days At The Bottom Of The Ocean" start to fade in as two streams of white and red shoot out of the sides of the entrance ramp and Japan's rising sun appears on the titantron. Kenji Kojima walks out from behind the curtains wearing an elaborate but gaudy white robe with rays of red through-out the base, and a contemporary Japanese wrestling mask covering just his face with the XHF Hardcore Championship title wrapped around his waist. All of the sudden the music stops while a voice saying "He Has Arrived" is heard through out the stadium and AFI's "Totalimmortal" is abruptly played as the voice fades and letters start to form on the titantron's picture of the rising sun.
Feeling the hastened tempo Kenji begins to ascend down the aisle towards the ring to a chorus of mixed boos and praises, but he keeps his eyes directly on the squared circle. Once he makes his way to the ring he leaps on the apron and springboards himself into the middle of the ring with the end of his robe fluttering about like a cape. He takes off his robe and mask to hand it down to the nearest stage hand at the side of the apron before running towards the nearest turnbuckle and climbing. He stands there upon the crowd of thousands, inhaling the excitment and adrenaline he gets before every match. Kenji then raises his fist in the air before backflipping off of the turnbuckle to the middle of the ring takes off his title belt to hand it to an attendant and starts to pace and stretch his arms waiting for the match to start.*
Cole: The champ is here
King: Dont say that again.
Cole: This is going to be a brutality defined match.
King: Yeah but Shogun still has that future blaster. It cant last very long.
Cole: .....
Last Man Standing Match for the XHF Hardcore Championship
Shogun-Tron vs. "The Rising Son" Kenji Kojima
Shogun with his future blaster by his side, walks right up to Kenji. He draws quickly firing off four rounds. They all connect with Kenji, who seems to be holding something in his right hand. Kenji falls from the impact of the harmless and no hurtful ammo. Shogun goes to cover Kenji, that when he punches Shogun in the head with a loaded fist of brass knuckles.
King: That was so cheap!
Cole: Harold teaches his students well I can see.
King: Shut it.
Shogun is already getting up before the referee can start his count. Hes amazed by that, perhaps he didnt put enough behind the punch. He picks up Shogun then pushes his head up with his hand. Kenji winds up and chops the chest of Shogun. Shogun feels the pain and goes directly into the corner holding his chest. Kenji retreats back there with him and delivers another chop to the chest. As he winds up again, Shogun ducks it and Kenji is in the corner. Shogun slides out of the ring and pulls at Kenjis legs. He falls face first to the mat and then Shogun pulls Kenji in toward the turnbuckle post. Slamming his testicles into the steel pole. Shogun goes under the ring and throws a few steel chairs in the ring, along with a table which he pulls out and lies on the outside floor. As he gets back in the ring, Kenji is still in that position. He stands over him and sends kicks to the temple of Kenji. Shogun runs to the opposite side of the ring and running back sending a dropkick to the head of Kenji. He picks up a very deadweight Kenji, but that is only a ploy as he sends shots to the chest of Shogun. As Shogun is bent over, Kenji does a standing wheel kick on the neck of Shogun. He then picks him back up and hits a snapmare. Then a chop to the back of Shogun, followed by another chop. Kenji runs off the ropes and kicks the hell out of Shogun in the back. Kenji runs to the other ropes and knees Shogun across the chest.
Cole: Wellthats got to hurt.
King: You think Cole you think?
Kenji walks over to one of the steel chairs that Shogun slid in the ring earlier. He waits for Shogun to rise. As Shogun gets to his feet, he gets ready and swings the chair at him. Shogun ducks and kicks him in the chest. Kenji ends up dropping the chair and Shogun ends up dropping Kenji with a DDT onto the chair. Shogun picks him up and into the air. They're hovering over the steel chair still when Shogun drops him onto it for a brainbuster. At this point we can see blood from the head of Kenji, most likely from the DDT.
Cole: Thats got to hurt, right?
King: No fooling you Cole.
Cole: Damn right.
Shogun falls back to the corner, as the referee starts the ten count. 123 Kenji is starting to stir already. 456Kenji is back to his feet. Shogun angrily comes out of the corner, as Kenji trips him and locks the STD on. He pulls on the neck of Shogun but there is no submission. Kenji releases it and locks in a Boston Crab. Once again he pulls on the legs of Shogun but there is no giving up. After holding it for nearly a minute he releases it. Shogun is holding his left knee in pain. Kenji gets the steel chair and begins assaulting that knee. Stabbing at the leg and swinging at it. Kenji just smiles as he slides out of the ring and gets the table. He puts it in the ring then sets it up. He once again uses the loaded fist to knock out Shogun. Then he lays him on the table and goes to the top rope. Kenji stands high above the ring and looks down at Shogun, who is knocked out. Kenji attempts a 450 and connects with it. Crashing into the ribs of Shogun and breaking the table underneath him. Both men scramble around in the broken table pieces, Kenji grabs his ribs as does Shogun. The referee starts his standing 10 count. 1234 No movement from either man. 5.6. Both men are moving toward the ropes. 78 Kenji is up and grabs a steel chair. 9. Kenji starts pounding on the back of Shogun with the steel chair.
Cole: Wow that was either a very stupid move or a smart move.
King: Stupid obviously.
Kenji is showing no relent or mercy on Shogun's back. He throws the chair down, meanwhile Shogun's costume is sorta ripped from the vicious chairshots. Kenji lifts him up and hits him with a palm strike. Shogun is back in the corner again, as Kenji just gingerly snaps the taste out of his mouth. And he continues to do this until Shogun ducks. Kenji is in the corner and rapid chops are coming from Shogun to the chest of Kenji. He keeps chopping him down before running to the opposite side of the ring, grabbing a chair during the trip. He puts it under his elbow and runs at Kenji slamming it across his face. Kenji is dazed and very confused, as Shogun does it again. Kenji staggers out of the corner. Shogun palms the head of Kenji.
King: THE SHOGUN FURY!
Cole: Its over if he connects!
Shogun wastes too much time though, as hes trying to position a chair under him. Kenji sends knees into the chest of Shogun, which makes him release the hold. Kenji pulls him down with an armbar. He wrenches at the arm, he pulls it to where its about to snap. He releases the hold and slides out of the ring again. Shogun is going know where as he holds his arm in pain. Kenji is gingerly walking around, as he still seems a little screwed up. He goes under the ring and gets out a table. This table is unordinary though. We then see Harold Campbell standing on the entrance ramp looking rather fascinated, as Kenji just looks back at him. He slides the table out from under the ring to reveal a glass table. Its also wrapped in razorsharp barbwire. Kenjis eyes just light up, as does Harolds. Kenji slides the heavy table in the ring. As he steps it up. Shogun holding his one arm down, elbows him with a weak forearm. It has no effect on Kenji, he chops him down to the mat. Kenji gets the table into position. He picks up Shogun and puts him on the top rope. Kenji is going for the victory with this one. They stand on the top rope, Kenji numerous times attempts to suplex him. Shogun keeps fighting it off though. He sends body shots in but his weak arm really takes away from them, it only delays Kenji. Kenji rakes his eyes, as both men teeter totter on the top rope. Kenji tries to suplex him once again, Shogun blocks it. He knees Kenji below the belt. As Shogun is actually starting to hear chants from the crowd, hes moving his arm. The one that was hardly in use just minutes ago, Keni is bent over. Shogun looks out to the crowd. Hes calling for the Samurai Supreme.
Cole: Hes not serious!
King: Oh. I think he is Cole.
Cole: Hell kill the man
Shogun lifts him up for the powerbomb and dives off the top rope. As they get closer, Kenjis head falls into place and Shogun sends him face first into the barbwired table with a facebuster. The Samurai Supreme sends glass everywhere in the ring not to mention the face of Kenji just being brutalized. Shogun is hurting on his ass, as barbwire has gone directly into it and also ripped his costume some more. He rolls around on the ring canvas, as the referees check on Kenji. The fans at this point are just going wild.
Cole: OH MY LORD!!!
King: Yep they're dead.
Kenji moved his arm a bit, then rolls over on his back. We see a very cut up face. Shogun is still down as the impact may have hurt his knee again. The same knee Kenji was working on before. The referee is starting his count 12345. No movement yet from either guy. 6. 7. At this time Shogun has began pulling himself up and Kenji is actually at the ropes yanking himself up. 89. Kenji has somehow made it to his feet. With the delay of the count, both men could get back to their feet.
Cole: This makes no sense how did they do it?
King: Blame the dumb referee. Shogun should be champion right now.
Cole: This can only get worse...
Both men are battered and throwing punches at each other in the middle of the ring. Nothing is behind the punches but its enough to rock them. Kenji sends a shot into the face of Shogun, and then he tries again. Shogun ducks it and then grabs the forehead of Kenji. He then positions a chair under them. The back of Kenjis head gets slammed on the steel chair with the Shogun Fury. Thinking that is not enough, Shogun picks him up again and slams him with another Shogun Fury on the chair. Shogun again picks him up, hitting another Shogun Fury on the end of the steel chair. He falls back into the corner, which is holding him up. Kenji is not moving at all. The referee once again counts 12345 No movement from Kenji. 678910. Kenji is out cold and we have a winner.
Winner and NEW XHF Hardcore Champion: Shogun-Tron!
Cole: I think we need some medical attention right now.
King: Shogun is the champ. I told you Cole.
Cole: Who cares we should be concerned with the safety
King: SHOGUN!!!
Cole: Youre an ignorant prick.
*On the screen a picture appears and the lights go out and all of a sudden a red flashing light goes around the arena. And a voice comes over the PA that says. "Survive If I Let You". And then over the PA you hear the begining guitar riffs to the song "Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns N Roses. And the Song builds up more and more. And when the entire band kicks into the song. Out walks Jason Anderson with his Phoenix title on one shoulder and a white towell on the other shoulder. The fans give Anderson a mix of cheers n boos. He then starts to walk down to the ring, and half way there he stops. After je stops he looks at the ring then at the fans and cracks his knuckles. He then runs and slides into the ring with his towell and belt. He then jumps up to the top rope and throws his fist up in the air as he holds up his belt. And the fans throw out another bunch of cheers and boos.*
King: Here comes the Career Killer!
Cole: And in this type of match, he could kill two careers in one night!
*Suddenly... The lights turn dark and... BOOM! Pyros blare throughout the stage as "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit begins to play. Michael Storm comes out in black wrestling shorts with yellow stripes on the sides. He begins to runs full speed down the ramp and then soon slides into the ring! Michael Storm gets up and then jumps to one turnbuckle and raises his arms, getting boos from the audience. Michael Storm jumps off and lands on his feet and stretches out his legs a little bit, waiting for the match to begin.*
Cole: Storm's been trying to make a name for himself again since he came back.
King: Tonight is the night to do it.
*The arena flashes green and black as "Again and Again" by Taproot begins to blare over the speakers. A couple seconds later when the music picks up, CK Owens makes his way out onto the entrance stage. He hops up and down on th balls of his feet a few times then sprints down the ramp, and slides into the ring on his stomach. Crawling to his feet CK climbs the second turnbuckle and shouts out at the fans and points out to them with both hands, then hops down and circles the ring, waiting for the match to begin.*
Cole: And lastly is CK Owens, this man is tough, but he's never been able to get out of the lower leagues.
King: Tonights his night to show the world he's ready to explode.
Triple Threat, Barbwire Ladder Match for the XHF Phoenix Championship
"The Prince of Pain" Micheal Storm vs. "The Fear Factor" CK Owens vs. "The Career Killer" Jason Anderson
The bell rings and all three men look at each other. Anderson and Storm then just start going at it. Owens stands back and watches the fight. Storm starts to win out on Anderson and then kicks him in the gut and grabs him in a headlock. Owens charges and hits a dropkick to Storm's leg, which makes him hit a spiked bulldog on Anderson. Storm rolls around holding his face and Owens picks up Anderson and tries to whip him into the barbwire ropes, but Anderson stops himself. He kicks Owens in the gut and then pulls him into a short arm clothesline. Storm is back up and hits Anderson with a flying forearm. Anderson goes down and rolls under the razor sharp ropes. Storm and Owens get up and Storm hits him with a few forearms. Owens hits a knee to Storm's gut, then a double axe handle across the back. Anderson gets up off the floor outside and walks over to the ladder. He folds it up as Owens hits a DDT on Storm. Owens gets up and turns to see Anderson poking the top of the ladder through the ropes and right into Owens' midsection! Ownes doubles over, and Anderson teeter totters the ladder into Owens' face. Anderson pushes the ladder into the ring and then carefully comes back in under the ropes.
King: The ladder comes in quickly.
Cole: No one expected this match to be clean.
Anderson is up and kicks Storm a few times. He then picks Storm up and whips him toward the ropes, but Storm baseball slides and stops himself. He then charges up off the mat and hits a vicious clothesline on Anderson. Owens is back up and Storm punches him a few times. He goes for a kick, but Owens grabs it. Storm hits an enziguri. Storm then grabs the ladder and picks it up. Anderson is getting back up and Storm swings the ladder right into his face! Storm then starts to set the ladder up in the middle of the ring. He starts to climb, but Owens is back up and hits Storm in the back. Owens climbs up behind Storm and grabs him around the waist. He pulls him off with a german suplex off the middle of the ladder! Storm rolls around holding his neck. Owens is a bit slow to his feet. He goes over to the already erect ladder and starts to climb. Anderson shakes his head and gets up. He sees Owens almost to the top of the ladder. Anderson starts to shove the ladder over. Owens is trying to keep his balance, but the ladder is tipping over towards the barbwire ropes! Owens jumps back off the ladder just a few seconds before it crashes into the barbwire. Anderson kicks Owens in the back of his leg. Then a kick to his ribs. Then his back. Then a spinning heel kick to the face! Anderson turns to grab the ladder, but Storm comes fron out of nowhere with a spear! Storm spears Anderson back first right into the barbwire ropes!
Cole: OH SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL!
King: Ah!
Storm backs away and Anderson slowly peels himself off the ropes, the barbwire ripping his flesh. Anderson falls to the mat and holds his back. Storm kicks it a fwe times. Owens gets up and Storm kicks him in the side of the head. Owens looks up as if enraged and tackles Storm to the mat and hits some mounted punches. He picks Storm up and whips him to the ropes, but Storm reverses with a whip of his own. But Owens holds onto the arm and swings back toward Storm. Storm grabs Owens and looks to plant him with a spinebuster, but Owens reverses it into a tornado DDT! Owens grabs Storm by the head and drags him over to the ropes. He pushes Storms face into the barbwire and rakes the barbwire across his face! Storm screams in pain. Owens pulls Storm away and his forehead is bleeding profusely. Owens picks Storm up off the mat and sets him up for a suplex. Anderson is back up and hits a double drop kick onto both men. They both go down and Storm rolls out of the ring. Anderson pulls Owens up and double underhooks him. He then lifts him for a bomb, but Owens reverses it into a hurricanrana. Owens then goes over to the ladder and starts to pick it up. Anderson gets up and hits Owens in the back, making him drop the ladder. Anderson then picks Owens up and scoop slams him right on top of the ladder! Owens screams in pain as he arches his back. Anderson starts to run to the ropes, but then stops before he hits them. He turns around and runs toward Owens and then hits a rolling thunder onto Owens on the ladder! Anderson and Owens roll around holding there backs in pain.
King: Ouch, that had to hurt. Why would you do that!
Cole: Sometimes you have to hurt yourself to hurt your opponent even more.
Storm is up outside and grabs Anderson's foot, and then yanks him out under the barbwire ropes. He slams Anderson's head into the apron, and then grabs the bottom rope and pulls it into Anderson's face. Anderson screams in pain, and then hits a back elbow to Storm's head to break free. Anderson is now bleeding from the head as well as the back and kicks Storm in the stomach. He lifts Storm onto his shoulder and looks to ram his head into the post, but Storm falls behind Anderson and shoves him into the pole! In the ring, Owens is getting back onto his feet. He sees Storm picking up Anderson outside, then looks over at the ladder. Then back outside. Then to the ladder. Looks like he's trying to make a decision. Storm slaps Anderson, Anderson retaliates with a punch. They're duking it out back and forth. Owens backs up to the opposite side of the ring, then starts to run and leaps over the barbwire ropes and into both men with a somersault senton! All three men are down outside.
Cole: Talk about high risk!
King: If he hadn't cleared that barbwire, he would have been dead!
Owens is the first up and staggers toward the ring. He climbs in under the ropes. He crawls over to the ladder and opens it up. He then pulls the ladder into the upright position. He starts to climb up as Storm gets up using the apron for help. Storm climbs up onto the apron and then he climbs up the corner. Owens is halfway up the ladder and Storm jumps off with a missle dropkick to Owens' back! Owens falls off the ladder and it falls over. Storm gets up and pulls Owens up off the mat. He grabs him for a suplex, and lifts him up, but then turns and drops him foreward stomach-first onto the barbwire! Owens yells in pain and Storm puts his hand on the back of Owens. He then pushes downward, bouncing Owens' stomach up and down on the barbwire! Owens then flips foreward and falls into the ring holding his stomach. Anderson sneaks back into the ring behind Storm, grabs him by the chin, and drops back with a back cracker! Anderson gets up and delivers a stomp into Owen's midsection. He then grabs the ladder and sets it up. He starts to climb, but Owens is back up and delivers a shoulder block into the ladder while still clutching his stomach. It starts to tip over and Anderson is dropping toward the barbwire. In order to save himself, he has to push off the ladder and he jumps over the barbwire and hits the outside floor really hard. Anderson rolls around holding his side. Owens turns around and Storm kicks him in the crotch. Storm then grabs him and hits a powerbomb! Storm grabs the ladder again and throws it onto the chest of Owens. He then drags Owens over to the barbwire and chokes him on the middle rope! Owens neck is bleeding and Storm leaves him in the ropes. Storm backs up and points at Owens. He then charges and jumps landing on Owens back and smashing him into the barbwire! Owens screams in pain. Storm pulls him back to rip the flesh and let more blood spill out of Owens body. Storm backs up and looks to be going for it again. He charges and jumps, but Owens moves out of the way! Storm's legs go through the ropes, one over and one under the middle rope!
King and Cole: OH!
Storm rolls around holding his groin in pain. Owens clasps at his neck. Anderson is still outside, now using the announcers table to help him get to his feet. Anderson hobbles over to the ring and reaches underneath to pull out a table! He slides it into the ring. He then goes over to the timekeepers table and grabs a chair. He rolls into the ring and looks to be sizing up Storm. Storm is getting up, still holding himself, and Anderson blasts him over the head with the chair! Storm goes down in a heap. Owens gets up coughing. Anderson hits the chair across his back and Owens goes back down. Anderson then goes over to the table and sets it up. Owens sits up in one corner. Anderson walks over to Storm and pulls him up into a sitting position in an adjacent corner. Anderson then puts his foot on Storm's face and shoves it through the ropes. He continues the facewash a few times, and then charges out of that corner into Owens delivering a running boot to the face. Anderson then goes over to the ladder and sets it up again. He starts to climb. Storm crawls over and shakes the ladder. Anderson keeps his balance and steps down. He kicks Storm in the back a few times until he lets go. Anderson then starts to climb again. Owens crawls over and shakes the ladder on the other side. Anderson still keeps his balance. Storm grabs the ladder too, and the both of them manage to push it over. Anderson falls into the barbwire and gets wrapped up in it!
Cole: Jimminy Christmas!
King: This is just sick!
Cole: And right in front of us too.
Anderson is screaming in pain as referees rush over and try to break him free. One has to pull out wire clippers and they start to cut the barbwire to get him free. Meanwhile, Storm and Owens are both on their knees in front of each other. Storm hits a hard punch that makes Owens lean back, but he puts out an arm to keep himself up. Owens then retaliates with a hard punch of his own then knocks Storm back, but he keeps himself up with an arm as well. Storm hits another hard punch. Owens with another. Both men then get up to one knee and punch each other. Then their both standing. Storm swings at Owens, but Owens ducks. He gets under Storm, lifts him, and hits a quick DVD! The referees finally cut Anderson free and he rolls into the ring, cuts all over his body. He lays face down on the mat, breathing heavily. Owens grabs Storm by the legs and drags him so his legs are next to Anderson's head. He turns Storm over on top of Anderson into a boston crap. Owens then uses his upper arms to keep that locked in while he grabs Anderson's head and pulls back into a camel clutch! He has two submissions on two men at the same time! Both Storm and Anderson scream in pain.
King: Now that's thinking.
Cole: That just looks painful.
Owens pulls back hard and then lets go. Both men look to be drained and Owens goes over to the ladder and picks it up. Owens sets it up. He exhaustedly pulls himself up the ladder. Anderson pushes Storm off of him and crawls toward the ladder. Owens sees him and gets off. He grabs Anderson and whips him toward the side of the ring that now has no ropes, but Anderson stops himself. He turns around to Owens charging at him. Anderson back body drops Owens out of the ring and right through the announce table!
King: Our table!
Cole: Look at the blood!
Anderson falls to his knees as the crowd is chanting "This is Awesome." Anderson looks up at the ladder and Storm comes from the side and hits Anderson with the Truth! All three men are down for a little bit. Storm is the first to move, going toward the ladder. Owens is starting to stir in the table wreckage. Storm pulls himself off the mat using the ladder. Owens gets up using the apron for help. He grabs some barbwire thats been cut. He climbs into the ring as Storm starts to climb the ladder. Owens stands up and lunges, whipping the barbwire into Storm's back! Storm screams in pain and is forced to drop off the ladder. Owens gets up to his feet again and gets behind Storm and starts to choke him with the barbwire! Storm elbows Owens in the gut as Anderson is back up. Anderson goes toward the ladder, but Owens whips him in the back with the wire. He turns back to Storm and Storm kicks him in the gut. Then sets him up for a suplex. He moves him so the suplex would land Owens through the table. He lifts, but Owens blocks. He hits Storm in the gut a few times, then gets his head free and wraps the barbwire around Storms throught. He then hits the IRD using the barbwire! Storm rolls around holding his throat. He goes out of the ring. Anderson is climbing the ladder as this is going on. Owens sees this and climbs the other side of the ladder. They meet at the top rung. They trade punches. Owens then grabs Anderson's head and slams it into the top of the ladder. He then grabs Anderson for a superplex off the ladder. Anderson hits Owens with a few punches. Anderson pulls Owens over and onto his shoulder. Anderson then jumps off the ladder with the Enlightened By the Cold off the ladder through the table he set up earlier!
King: Oh...
Cole: ...my...
King & Cole: GAAAAAAWD!!!
The fans are all standing on their feet chanting "Holy Shit" as Anderson and Owens lay in the table wreckage. Storm is outside the ring, some EMTs checking on his throat, carefully pulling the barbwire off of him. Anderson somehow crawls out of the table bits and grasps the ladder. He goes up slowly but surely. Storm pushes the EMTs away as he sees Anderson climbing. He pulls himself up into the ring. Anderson is on the top rung. Storm crawls over to the ladder. Anderson grabs the belt. Storm shakes the ladder with all his might. Anderson loses his balance and falls off the ladder, but it's with the title in his hand!
Winner and STILL XHF Phoenix Champion: Jason Anderson!
Cole: That was a war!
King: These guys gave it their all, and showed us truly how bad they want it.
Cole: Boy did they want it.
*The lights dim and the crowd goes silent as the sound of footsteps begin to overtake the PA System and words begin rolling across the Xtreme-Tron
"It only takes one
One man to change the course of History
Your Hero Has Arrived"
The stage begins to smoke up and the spotlight shines on the entrance way. The crowd begins to cheer softly as Trapt's "Stand Up" begins to play and Kris Quake comes running out onto the stage full of energy. He runs from one side of the stage to the other playing to the crowd and cuaseing there cheers to grow louder and louder before finally stopping back at the top of the ramp and he begins to walk down the ramp slowly slapping hands with the fans.
"You planted the seed
How my anger has grown
Got an feeling inside that I can't seem to control
You wanna see a reaction
Come on and cut me down
You've gone as far as I'll go
Now you're crossing the line and I am letting you know
Well here's your reaction."
Kris Quake reaches the ring and leaps up onto the ring apron and looks around at the crowd that is now cheering loudly. He lets loose a small grin before he leaps over the top rope into the ring and spins around with his arms spread out.
"Stand up
I have had enough
Walk away before I finish what you started
Face to face I will put you in your place
End this game before I finish what you started
Face to face everything will change"
Kris Quake stands in the center of the ring looking out at the crowd and nodding he head as the music cuts off.*
*The arena is quiet for all but a continuous thumping. Soon a guitar comes into the song. It plays the same note twice in quick succession following the same pattern. Every time it does the sound of thunder cracks over the song and the lightning shows on the titantron, showing the sillouhette of a man. The arena also gets a step lighter with every thunder crack. This pattern continues through the first verse of 'Lightning Rod' by The Offspring.
"I am waiting
On a mountaintop
For the moment that the sky will strike
My apologies
Are forever lost
Soon to ashes in a flash of light"
Guitars begin to fade in as a man wearing a sports hooded top steps out onto the stage. As the guitars fully kick in a ticker tape explosion hits the stage as the lights drop to normal brightness. The man flicks his head back throwing off the hood revealing the man beneath. Wearing his usual wrestling tights and bare chested, the man standing there bearing the huge trademark smile is none other than The One.. The Only... 'Diamond' Dave Holland! He stands arms wide apart posing for the crowd and the fans who love him and whom he loves.
"Miles away from me
Hope is fading soon
Gone forever it's a waste of time
My intentions
Like a sweeter room
Only bring to me a fading light"
Dave has finally brought himself to making his way down the ramp and towards the ring. He takes off the white sports jacket and throws it into the crowd. He doesn't care that he'll never get it back, it's not like he's strapped for cash or anything.
"Locked up forever inside
I look to the stars and ask why
Oh - If they could just teach my dark heart to feel
All I've saved - oh why
Thrown away - oh"
As the guitars perform their own instrumental bit Dave slides into the ring, jumping to his feet and spinning around trying to look at all the fans all the time. Of course for balance's sake he stops soon enough and focuses himself on one group of fans. The Die Hard Holland Fans! He jumps to the turnbuckle nearest to them and points down at them, motioning with his other hand that he can't hear the crowd.
The cheers of course get louder.
The music fades away but Dave still warms up the crowd.. they chant Dave's name over and over again, right up until the match itself.*
Cole: And here we now see Kris Quake and Dave Holland going for the tag team titles.
King: Well it's going to be a close match but these two have the heart to win. It's for Milo!
*Suddenly, inside the arena all the lights eerily dim as the well-known tag team tune of "Alive And Kicking" by Nonpoint kicks in forcefully with guitar riffs, loud drums and the following words...
"I'm getting over it pushing past all the bullshit,
And getting right to the root of what the problem really is,
All the reasons for the misunderstandings,
The emergency landings on a plane headed for home,
It's where the heart was living till it was without feeling,
And started revealing itself to everyone else,
By just packing up and moving out,
Saying it could do without a barely,
Able, unstable, running off at the mouth...."
*Thereafter, the full chorus of "Alive And Kicking" now reverberates throughout the building and as it begins a brightly focused spotlight falls upon the top center of the stage area. Within a moment's notice the infamous White Is Right duo themselves, Matt "Hellraizer" Hicks & "Dirty South" Ron Gibson appear onto the top of the stage with the Tag Team Championship belts over their shoulders and manager Jennifer Dream in tow! Then, as the spotlight on the them fades quickly away and their theme continues roaring along in the background, this entire trio struts on down the ramp to an overwhelming array of boos and jeers from the audience. Once soon reaching the bottom of the ramp, Matt and Ron leave Jennifer behind to leap right up onto the ring apron and accordingly enter the squared circle with cocky smirks of confidence on each of their faces. From this point both men casually set off to separate nearby turnbuckles to taunt off to the crowd in familiar arrogant fashions using their titles as objects to cockily show off quite a bit. At finishing these routine taunts of theirs, the two climb down from their respective turnbuckles and momentarily hand over their belts to the ref for temporary safe keeping. Then, both men proceed to bounce back and forth off the ring ropes as they eagerly await the emergence of their opponents this evening...*
Cole: And now we have White is Right, the defending tag team champions.
King: This team seems to be very dominant as they went through a whole tournament a few months back just for their chance to be tag team champions.
XHF Tag Team Championship Match
"Diamond" Dave Holland & "Your Hero" Kris Quake vs. White is Right (Matt "Hellraizer" Hicks & "Dirty South" Ron Gibson)
In the ring now, we see XHF's Hero, Kris Quake, and we also see "Hellraizer" Matt Hicks. The referee gets into the ring and he walks over to Matt and asks for his tag team belt. He gives him the belt, confident that he will walk out of the ring with that belt around his waist. The referee holds Hicks' belt on one hand and he walks over to Ron Gibson and asks for his belt. Ron pulls out his belt and wipes it a little, and then gives it to the referee. The referee holds it high in the air and shows it on all four sides. He then gets out of the ring and gives it to the bell keeper. The referee gets into the ring and gestures to the bell keeper and the bell sounds, signaling the beginning of the match. Matt Hicks and Kris Quake circle the ring, both carefully avoiding the punches of Ron Gibson and Dave Holland for their opponents on the other side of the ring. Both men now engage in a lock up and both attempt to prove their dominance in the ring.
Cole: And the match has started. I hope Dave Holland and Kris Quake win.
King: Well White is Right is so badass. It was amazing how Ron got arrested.
Kris Quake pushes Matt Hicks to the ropes and then throws him for an Irishwhip across the ring, but he reverses it so that Kris Quake is running to the ropes. He bounces back to Matt Hicks attempting a clothesline but Kris Quake ducks it. Kris Quake is going to the ropes but he jumps on it then bounces it and grabs Matt Hicks' legs between his head and attempts a hurracanrana but Matt Hicks reverses it to a sidewalk slam! Kris Quake holds his back in pain and Matt Hicks get up. He looks over to his partner, Ron Gibson, and he claps for him. Hicks walks over to Ron Gibson and tags him in. Ron Gibson gets inside the ring and he begins stomping the hell out of Kris Quake. After the tenth kick or so, Kris Quake manages to pull Ron Gibson's foot and forces him onto his back. Both men get up at around the same time and Kris Quake runs over to Ron Gibson, right into a powerslam! The crowd boos as they hope for White is Right to lose this match.
Cole: White is Right is acting very confident!
King: Kris Quake needs to bring in his A-Game. He's our hero!
We look at the corner of Kris Quake's team and we see Dave Holland with his arm fully extended and hoping for a tag. Ron Gibson looks up and notices this. He walks over to him in the corner and SPITS IN HIS FACE! Dave Holland is beyond pissed, he's furious. He's ready to rip him apart but as soon as he gets into the ring, the referee blocks him and forces him out. While the referee is distracted, Ron Gibson gives a HARD kick between Kris Quake's legs. Ron Gibson laughs for a long moment and he thinks of an amazing idea, well at least amazing to him. Ron Gibson brings Kris Quake to his feet and he pushes him towards his corner. He yells at Dave Holland and tells him to tag Kris Quake, to get into the ring. Dave Holland shrugs but realizes that it would be better for a fresh man to get into the ring than have Kris Quake be too hurt. Dave Holland tags Kris Quake and he gets into the ring. Dave gets in the ring and the first thing he sees it Ron Gibson pulling something out of his pocket. He sees something black but he puts it in its natural position and it looks like a t-shirt. Ron Gibson puts it on and everyone gasp as they see Milo Holland's face with the text "Got Coma?" Dave Holland has a glare in his eyes that shows that he wants to KILL Ron Gibson and without any warning, Dave Holland runs almost supernaturally and spears Ron Gibson so hard that he could have passed out. Ron Gibson falls to the floor, holding his body in pain.
Cole: HOLY COW! DID YOU SEE DAVE HOLLAND GO!?
King: Making fun of Milo Holland will bring the animal out of Dave!
Dave Holland crouches down towards Matt Hicks, who is on the apron, and gestures him to come in the ring. Matt Hicks raises his arms, saying that he doesn't want to do it. Dave Holland actually flips off Matt Hicks and runs full speed towards him but because of his over the top anger, it sacrifices his ability to think rationally and he forgot about Ron Gibson there. Ron Gibson lets out a foot and it causes Dave Holland to trip on him and while going down, Matt Hicks follows up with a chop to the back. Ron Gibson struggles but manages to get up. He spits on the ground, obviously furious with Dave Holland. Ron Gibson thinks of yet another crazy plan. Ron Gibson climbs the top rope, and falls off? But wait. It looks like he knocked out the referee on purpose while making it look like it was an accident so he wouldn't get knocked out. Ron Gibson steps on Dave Holland, making sure he is down for quick measure before he grabs him over his shoulder on one hand before proceeding out of the ring. Kris Quake wonders what is happening and as he steps off the apron, he finds himself brawling with Matt Hicks.
Cole: What the hell could White is Right be thinking!?
King: Well the referee is knocked out, Ron Gibson is taking him out of the ring and Matt Hicks is trying to distract Kris Quake. Hmmmm.
Dave Holland falls off Ron Gibson's grasp but falls behind him. Dave Holland pushes Ron Gibson into the ramp-way and they begin trading blows there, slowly climbing up the ramp. Back to Kris Quake and Matt Hicks, we see Kris Quake with a climb up enzugiri! Kris Quake raises his arms into the air, generating a lot of cheer from the crowd. We cut back to Dave Holland and Ron Gibson. It seems that Ron Gibson is ultimately superior when it comes to power as he brings down Dave Holland to the ground. They are now up on the stage, and Ron Gibson whispers something to his ear. We can't hear what we're saying because it's not like they have a wireless microphone on them but it sure has to do something with being hurt, and Milo. Ron Gibson picks up Dave Holland in RACE HATE POSITION! He walks Dave Holland while putting him in that position over the pit from the entrance stage (The way Matt Hardy got injured during the Kane feud.) Oh my god! Ron Gibson wants to do to Dave Holland what he did to Milo Holland two months ago, and there are even four tables stacked up on top of each other! Ron Gibson brings him down BUT DAVE HOLLAND REVERSES IT TO A HURRACANRANA! RON GIBSON GOES DOWN TEN FEET THROUGH FOUR TABLES! The crowd goes WILD!
Cole: That plan backfired on White is Right!
King: Cole, this match is for Milo and Dave isn't going to mess it up so that he's going to be like Milo!
We see Ron Gibson who looks knocked out and we see Dave Holland slowly getting up. Apparently, Ron Gibson broke the fall a lot for this lucky fellow. Dave Holland slowly climbs the ramp as he slowly crawls down to the ring. We cut to Kris Quake and Matt Hicks. Matt Hicks Irishwhips Kris Quake into the ring Matt Hicks slides in and he begins brawling on Matt Hicks. We see Matt Hicks then get up and perform a leg drop on Kris Quake. The referee stirs awake and he finds Matt Hicks in pin position over Kris Quake: One Two Kickout! The referee then notices how long he was out and how Matt Hicks and Kris Quake weren't legitimate legal man. The referee gets out of the match and tells something to the announcer. He grabs the microphone and speaks into it. The announcer speaks to the crowd: "Because of this developing circumstance, every member of this match will be considered the legal men, meaning anyone can pin anyone else." The referee gets back to the ring to see an evil face on Matt Hicks' face. Matt Hicks gets to the turnbuckle and he poses to the crowd, getting a not so welcome response. Matt Hicks doesn't pay attention to it and he jumps off, and hits The Hiccup! He goes for the pin: One Two INTERFERENCE BY DAVE HOLLAND! Matt Hicks gets up as Kris Quake rolls out of the way and Matt Hicks gets hit by The Diamond Driver! Dave Holland runs at the ropes and hits DIAMOND FLIGHT! The referee goes for the pin count: OneTwo THREE!
Winners via Pinfall and NEW XHF Tag Team Champions: Dave Holland and Kris Quake!
Cole: What an amazing match by these two competitors! They gave it all that they had and they came out on top!
King: They should be very proud of themselves! They finally took the belts off White Is Right, for Milo!
Dave Holland and Kris Quake are now seen, raising the XHF Tag Team Titles in the air, and we see Kuroi getting into the ring. He claps for them and then helps them out of the ring.
Cole: Kuroi obviously approves of our newest set of Tag Team Champions.
King: That he does, well next up in XHF Decimation, we have The Undisputed Icon in MGK matched up against the SEX Champion in Congo The Destroyer! Both of these men have proven to be literal icons and now that name is on the line as they duke it out in non-title singles action, next!
*The lights in the arena flicker different colors, but the pace of the flicker (or strobe) is so fast that it's hard to tell what colors they are. As this flickering occures, slowly, in fades, the violent opening thunder claps of Stone Sour's Reborn. The flickering of the lights vanishes and is replaced with a dark hole of nothingness, as the lights go out. The fans boo and cheer, because they recognize the face on the Xtreme Tron, they recognize the smirk that they've grown to respect over the past few months.
Then suddenly the opening riff to the song begins to thrash the speakers, and the darkness shatters into a blinding world of blue, green, and gold. As the first verse to the song hits, MGK makes his way out, dressed in his ring attire, consisting of green and black cameoflage pants, with the letters "MGK" stitched in the sides in black and white. Over his body he has a black Overdrive T-shirt, and his wet hair is slicked back. He crosses both arms over his chest in the fashion of an X, as a wall of sparks falls down behind him. The wall of sparks changes from gold, to blue, to green, and finally back to gold as the former X Crown Champion holds this pose. Then he starts his walk down the ramp, not even bothering to look at the fans. He stops midway down the ramp, and stares a hole right through the ring, his eyes locked and projecting an undeniable determination. He slides into the right and gets up to one knee, to soak in the now dim, but green lights shining down on him. Then he climbs to the middle turnbuckle and takes off his shirt tossing it to the side, before raising his left hand balled in a fist high in the air. This prompts a few cat calls from the female fans, but mainly cheers and boos from the majority of fans.
"I AM EVERYTHING
I AM ANYTHING
I AM AUTOMATIC
I AM YESTERDAY
I AM EVERYDAY
I AM GONNA BE
REBORRRRN
THIS IS THE START OF SOMETHING"
As the music continues to blare over the speakers, he then jumps down off the turnbuckle, and begins to pace around the ring, hungry for some action.*
Cole: Can MGK get the same result as AJ on Wednesday over Congo?
King: This is MGK were talking about, its Congo that should be worried.
*Joey Hawke runs out on to the ramp, where he is met with boos. He pulls out a microphone.
: Shut up! All of you. I present to you all..THE CHAMPION! .of SEX!
The crowd laughs and cheers as The Ramones I Wanna Live kicks up and the youngest Destroyer, Congo the Destroyer walks out with a big smile on his face. He is wearing the Sports Entertainment Xtreme World Heavyweight Championship around his waist, the Intercourse Championship is hanging from that belt, and on his shoulder rests the Least Sucky Wrestler in XCW Championship. Congo and his manager Joey then make their way down the ramp to a mixed reaction.*
King: Wish I was as good at SEX as Congo.
Cole: So do a lot of the women in your life.
Non-Title Singles Match
SEX Champion Congo The Destroyer vs. "The Undisputed Icon" M.G.K.
Congo enters the ring and hands his titles to the referee who puts them at ringside before ringing the bell to signal the start of the match, MGK immediately runs at Congo trying to take him down with a flying forearm, Congo takes it and then clubs MGK around the back of the head for his troubles, Congo then grabs MGK and lifts him above his head and works over to the apron looking to throw him out of the ring but MGK slips down and hits Congo with a dropkick sending him into the ropes before MGK follows in with a clothesline taking them both over the top ropes. MGK crashes to the floor while Congo amazingly lands on his feet and staggers forward into the barricade where he leans for a moment as MGK gets up, MGK then comes up behind Congo and drops his elbow into the back on Congos knee taking him down to one knee before slamming Congos face into the barricade before pulling him up and throwing him into the sides of the steps.
Cole: Even with Congos height advantage MGK is in control.
King: Height means nothing here in the XHF.
MGK rolls back into the ring before rolling back out to break up the ten count as he walks over to Congo and starts kicking him repeatedly, the ref is forced to get out of the ring to get MGK to stop as Congo staggers away from MGK, MGK holds up his hands saying he was defending himself before moving the ref aside and going after Congo who has now got to his feet, MGK runs at him but Congo suddenly catches him and launches him across the arena floor with a Belly to Belly suplex. Both men lay on the floor before Congo finally gets to his feet and pulls MGK back up throwing him back into the ring before following him in, MGK crawls over to the other side of the ring and uses the ropes to get to his feet and turns around to get taken down by a hard clothesline from Congo, before Congo decides to do something new and tries to get MGK into a sharpshooter but MGK fights him off repeatedly kicking Congo in the backside trying to push him off, before finally tripping him up and pulling himself up before locking in his own submission move the Edguation, MGK fights to hold up Congos big legs as Congo screams in pain trying to get free, he pushes himself up the strength of which manages to force MGK to let go, Congo slowly climbs to his feet but MGK runs at him and slips under his legs, before pounding on his back and hitting a reverse DDT.
Cole: MGK taking control yet again.
King: What do you expect when youre fighting a man who barely knows how to swing his fists.
MGK goes for the cover but only gets a two count as Congo gets his shoulder up, MGK mockingly slaps Congo across the head a couple of times as he pulls him up and throws him into the corner before running in and hitting Congo with a stinger splash, Congo comes staggering out as MGK comes back at him looking for a superkick but amazingly Congo catches MGKs leg, MGK stands there looking at him before Congo slams his free hand into MGKs head before pulling in MGKs leg and lefts him up with the other hand slamming him down on the mat, Congo keeps the hold locked as he tries to get a pinfall but MGK kicks out at the last second, where Congo finally releases the hold allowing MGK to climb to his feet while he holds his back, Congo grabs him and throwing him across the rings into the corner and running in crashing MGK into the corner, Congo backs off as MGK wobbles out before falling backwards into the turnbuckle, Congo taunts to the crowd pumping them up before running around the ring building up speed before finally running at MGK looking for what seems to be a Bronco Buster but as he runs in MGK puts leg up that ends up hitting Congo in the lower regions, the ref is unsure on what to do since Congo did in fact runs into it.
Cole: Ohthat the second time Congo been court in that area.
King: Guess we wont be getting a Congo Junior anytime soon.
Congo stands there for a moment before falling backwards holding himself as MGK shakily pulls himself up, he looks down at Congo on the floor before turning around and climbing the turnbuckle, he taunts to the crowd before flying backwards hitting Congo with a moonsault, the ref slides and counts onetwoCongo again kicks out. MGK gets up in anger and starts arguing with the ref, before shaking his head and returning to Congo who hasnt moved still suffering from the incident, MGK stomps on Congo before running against the ropes and dropping his elbows onto Congo, he finally moves around to the side of Congo and taunts for him to moves as he shakes his legs in anticipation, Congo soon sits up as MGK runs at him looking for to hit the Bullet with A Name but as he runs at Congo, Congo grabs MGK around the throat as he slowly gets to his feet, he stares at MGK who tries to fight out of the chokehold as the ref moves in and starts to count, but Congo suddenly lifts MGK up onto his shoulder for the Xtreme Revolution but as Congo throws him over MGK counters it into a Diamond Cutter of sorts, both men hit the mat as the ref moves in to check on them both.
Cole: Dear god King did you see that!
King: No I thought Id stare at you through this match
The ref begins to count both men down; the count reaches six before MGK finally nips up out of nowhere while Congo is still rolling around on the floor, MGK staggers around the ring for a moment trying to shake the cobwebs before he walks over to Congo, he pulls him up and tries to go for the Damageplan, but Congo wont go down as MGK tries to pull his arm in, Congo instead whips MGK into the ropes and tries to go for a clothesline on his return but MGK ducks under and instead comes off the ropes with a Springboard moonsault trying to take Congo down while he standing but instead Congo catches MGK on his shoulder and slams him down with a body slam, Congo goes for the cover as the ref moves in and counts onetwothr-MGK kicks out to Congos disbelief. Congo actually gets up and starts arguing with the referee as MGK rolls out of the ring to regroup, Congo finishes arguing with the ref as he turns around to see MGK gone, he instead sees him outside of the ring, he walks over to the ropes and grabs MGK by his hair pulling him onto the apron, but MGK punches Congo and hangs him up to dry on the ropes as he jumps off the apron, Congo staggers back into the ring as MGK slides back in, as Congo staggers around MGK lines him up and looks for another superkick but at the same time Congo goes for his own as both men hit each other.
Cole: Congos down! MGK down! The refs got to end this!
King: But why? Its so good!
Neither man is moving as the ref begins his count again, at the count of five Congo seems to be moving but this could just be a fit, the count reacts seven as MGKs to crawl towards the ropes, at eight Congo rolls onto his stomach and at nine both men have gotten to their feet, each is barely able to stand as they both force their legs to move into the centre of the ring, they finally reach each other as the extra punches, rights and lefts, MGK gets the upper hand as he knees Congo in the midsection and places Congo between his legs while hooking the arms, he pulls Congo over to the turnbuckle before climbing it while pulling Congo up as well, MGK shouts at the crowd but wastes too much time as Congo suddenly counters it sending MGK over his shoulder and off the turnbuckle with a back body press, MGK crashes to the mat as Congo holds onto the turnbuckle getting his balance before climbing to the top ropes, he shakes a bit as he regains his balance again before coming off the turnbuckle and hits MGK with the Tide Turner. The ref slides in and counts onetwoTHREE!
Winner via Pinfall: Congo The Destroyer!
*As the ref soon holds up Congos arm, Joey Hawke slides into the ring with a microphone.*
You did it champ! You did it! You beat the longest reigning X*Crown Champion!
*Joey turns to the crowd*
Which is why Im proud to announce that due to my client's great showing tonight, he will be cashing in the Sports Entertainment Xtreme World Heavyweight Championship for his shot at the X*Crown...at the 2006 XHF Birthday Show on July 9th!
*The crowd cheers as Joey Hawke holds up Congos arm and the SEX Championship before the two exit ringside for the time being*
*As the lights slowly begin to dim, a fog begins to cover the arena. A chill runs through the crowd as they feel an unearthly presence. A ticking noise begins to fill the arena. Tick, tock, tick, tock.....The opening gongs of For Whom the Bell Tolls by Metallica blast out over the pa system.
Make his fight on the hill in the early day
Constant chill deep inside
Shouting gun, on they run through the endless grey
On they fight, for they are right, yes, but who's to say?
As the music continues to play, flames begin to slowly rise out from the sides of the entrance ramp, lining it all the way down.
For a hill men would kill, why? They do not know
Suffered wounds test their pride
Men of five, still alive through the raging glow
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know
As the chorus starts, Deathtrain walks out from behind the curtain. He stands at the top of the ramp, staring out into the crowd, watching each of their terrified faces.
For whom the bell tolls
Time marches on
For whom the bell tolls
Deathtrain begins to walk down the ramp.
Take a look to the sky just before you die
It's the last time you will
The flames on the sides of the ramp shoot up in a big explosion. Deathtrain continues to walk down the ramp.
Blackened roar massive roar fills the crumbling sky
Shattered goal fills his soul with a ruthless cry
Deathtrain reaches the ring and walks up the steel steps.
Strangers now, are his eyes, to this mystery
He hears the silence so loud
Crack of dawn, all is gone except the will to be
Now they see what will be, blinded eyes to see
Deathtrain climbs over the top rope and stands in the middle of the ring, staring into the fearful crowd.
For whom the bell tolls
Time marches on
For whom the bell tolls
The gongs of the outro ring out as Deathtrain stands in the middle of the ring, waiting for the match to begin.*
Cole: Here comes the longest reigning European Champion of all time, Deathtrain!
King: Yes. He won the title from Saber-Tron last December and he has to now defend the strap against what many perceive to be his greatest challenger to date in one Johnny Vendetta. Matter of fact here's the "Boston Bulldog" himself!
*The arena is silent, then suddenly the lights die down to blackness. People know who this is so some girls start to scream as a heat monitor shows up on the X-Tron. Then a recorded voice is heard over the PA system.
You are listening to the heartbeat of the Sage
Sage posses the newest and most revolutionary advance in split second presentation
As well as split second calculation
To protect the future of America
The defense techniques of tomorrow had to be discovered now
But Sage needed more than this
New concepts, new tools, new weapons
By analyzing the past, Sage can project into the future
Once the recorded the voice finishes the lights flicker yellow and blue. A dark figure is seen under the X-Tron. He is turned around back facing the audience with his head bowed down. After Sage Francis The Buzz Kill first verse finishes the song starts to pick up and the dark figure reveals himself as Johnny Vendetta. He poses for the crowd as yellow pyros shoot off from the stage. Johnny V is wearing a Celtics Jersey and a black Boston Red Sox hat. As he stands there blue sparks start raining down onto him.
I used to think that rappers had it figured out
Brass Monkey, St. Ides, Old English, and Guiness Stout
Once a man twice a boy with a choice of vice or voice of spite
Not enough poisons to pick to enjoy this life
Then I thought suicide was a suburban myth
I couldn't see my own hands being the ones I'm murdered with
That is until I traveled this world a bit
I understand now if I lose my nerve I'll get the girl to do it!
She heard the music but preferred the person, she's worth it
The only one I left behind the curtain to work with
Pushin' buttons and playin' with levers
We'll stay together as long as I'm honest in my songs
(Radio) Suckers never play this
Scared shitless of dismissing clear channel playlists
Poorly developed, yet highly advanced
The black music intertwined with the white man's line dance
He starts down to the ring slowly walking and staring at the ring. It reveals him wearing black shorts and black ESs. Once he reaches the end of the long ramp he stops and looks around once more. He takes off his hat and jersey and throws it to the crowd. A lucky fan jumps for it and he walks over to the stairs. He walks up the stairs and onto the apron looking at everyone and finally hoping into the ring.
It's not only a time I'm kept
Busy with shivers and cold shakes
Sitting on snow banks
Waiting to be delivered some soulmates
Or wait
Lift and tuck my fate for several levels
Fill my body till they send me an empty face with the head of devils
My breath resembles the smell of flowers
Yanked from life amd placed in a vase
Sits and wilts and rots and dies in the name of grave mistakes
That we all make
Believe that we're getting by treating ourselves wrong
Throw me a reindeer John letter party
And ill be there with bells on
Hell spawn
So if he calls the city hall
They still got the gall
To blame the victory all on biggie smalls
From strip malls
To strip clubs
Johnny V poses for the crowd once more before the match gets underway. Pointing to a few fans and waving to a few more. Johnny V then starts to warm up a little bit and then crouches awaiting his opponent.*
Cole: And here is Johnny Vendetta, the number one contender for the European Title.
King: Well here he is, but with all odds stacked stacked against him in this showdown with the champ, is he able to capture the gold once and for all?
First Blood Match for the XHF European Championship
"The Walking Nightmare" Deathtrain vs. "The Boston Bulldog" Johnny Vendetta
Both Deathtrain and Johnny Vendetta stand nose to nose. Deathtrain obviously the one looking down on Johnny Vendetta and they are ready to beat the living crap out of each other. Suddenly, the referee forces his way in the middle and asks Deathtrain for his European Title belt. He takes off the belt from his shoulder and takes a look at it for a moment before giving it to the referee. He grabs it and raises it up high for everyone to see. They all gave in amazement before he goes out of the ring so that he can give it to the bell keeper. He goes back in and gives a gesture to the bell keeper, letting him know that the time to begin this match is upon us. The bell rings and Deathtrain and Johnny Vendetta takes a few paces backwards and gets ready for the match that is now ready to occur.
Cole: King, its now ready to begin this match!
King: Im excited, Cole. Both of these superstars are well known and deserve holding this title.
Deathtrain and Johnny Vendetta circle the ring a little bit as there is still tension between these two individuals but this tension is broken as soon as Deathtrain expresses his lack of respect for Johnny Vendetta with a slap to the face. Johnny Vendettas face is turned to the right with a look of shock then he looks back and quickly spears Deathtrain to the ground. He immediately throws rights and lefts and does what he can to hurt Deathtrain and show him that he is not the man that you should disrespect like that. Deathtrain tries to throw some punches to protect himself but he soon finds out that because he is in the bottom of this brawling, he is unable to fight back. Johnny Vendetta is going for the win right now, just hoping to find some blood in Deathtrains head but Deathtrain uses his leg muscles to push Johnny Vendetta off, and Deathtrain rolls over and quickly gets to his feet.
Cole: Johnny Vendetta quickly went for the win but he cant win like that.
King: Deathtrain always has a backup plan.
Deathtrain and Johnny Vendetta glare at each other, both breathing heavily. They are taking only a quick moment of rest before they start yet again but that rest is over when Johnny Vendetta charges for yet another spear. It fails as Deathtrain dodges out of the way and as soon as Johnny Vendetta turns around, Deathtrain picks up Johnny Vendetta for a bodyslam but Johnny Vendetta slides back down behind Deathtrain. He pushes him for the ropes, chest first. Deathtrain bounces into the ropes and Johnny Vendetta grabs Deathtrain and attempts to hit him with a German Suplex but Deathtrain uses his free right leg to kick him square in the nuts. Johnny Vendetta holds his "family jewels" and drops to his knees. Deathtrain runs towards the adjacent ropes and he runs to the back of Johnny Vendetta and hits him with a bulldog! The crowd gasps because with the power of Deathtrain and the fact that Johnny Vendetta hit his head onto the canvas, Johnny Vendetta can easily break his nose and bleed onto the mat. Deathtrain turns Johnny Vendetta over to his back but to his disappointment, Johnny Vendetta has not bled.
Cole: Johnny Vendetta almost bled!
King: Well Deathtrain needs to stay on his toes. He can lose at any moment, especially in this fragile match.
Deathtrain grabs Johnny Vendetta and is ready to bring him to his feet but he low blows Deathtrain, causing him to go to his knees like Johnny Vendetta has a couple minutes ago and Johnny Vendetta gives Deathtrain a HUGE SPINEBUSTER! The force and the effort into the blow cause Johnny Vendetta to fall to his knees. Hes trying desperately to get enough energy to follow up and not sacrifice the hype but it doesnt seem to work. Johnny Vendetta is out of the groove but he still rolls with what he has. He brings Deathtrain to his feet and He brings him to the ropes. He goes for an Irishwhip, but Deathtrain reverses. Johnny Vendetta goes to the ropes and bounces back while Deathtrain attempts a clothesline but it is ducked. He goes to the ropes, bounces back, goes to the opposite ropes one more time, and as he bounces back, he goes for a spear and he spears right into Deathtrain giving the Big Boot! Johnny Vendetta falls down and holds his face in pain, but Deathtrain forces his hand away from his face, but still no blood. Deathtrain actually yells in frustration and he punches his palm in anger as he walks around the ring, rethinking his strategy.
Cole: Deathtrain just cant get the win.
King: But its only a matter of time before Johnny Vendetta draws blood.
Deathtrain brings Johnny Vendetta to his feet and just as he does so, Johnny Vendetta throws a punch to Deathtrain, forcing him over a little. Johnny Vendetta then brings Deathtrain down with the Vendetta Vice. Johnny Vendetta pulls hard, putting special pressure on Deathtrains nose and Deathtrain begins tapping; however, since this is a first blood match, the match doesnt end until Deathtrain or Johnny Vendetta literally bleed. Deathtrain looks for a way out. He grabs the ropes, but the referee cant stop Vendetta from holding it. Deathtrain swings his free arm and soon slaps Johnny Vendettas nose as quickly and as powerfully as he can. Johnny Vendetta stops fully and then rolls over. He gets to his feet and he can just feel the blood ready to come out but it hasnt yet so the match still goes on. Deathtrain gets up and he breathes heavily, in pain. Johnny Vendetta wants to get the match over with so he runs as quickly as he can to Deathtrain but as soon as he is near, Deathtrain picks him up and in position for The Hells Spike! But wait! Before he can go down, Johnny Vendetta puts all his body weight backwards and he is now in position for the move. JOHNNY VENDETTA HITS DEATHTRAINS HELLS SPIKE! As soon as this move is executed, Johnny Vendetta falls back and both men look to be almost unconscious but the bell rings! Deathtrain seems to be bleeding! The crowd, in utter shock and awe over this turn of events gasps as the ring announcer takes the microphone nearby.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemenvia the drawing of First Blood from Deathtrain HERE is your winner and the NEW XHF European Champion, JOHNNY VENDETTA!
Cole: WHAT!? CAN THIS BE!? JOHNNY VENDETTA IS THE NEW EUROPEAN CHAMPION!
King: My god, the title reign of the longest European Champion in XHF History has ended, it's all over! Johnny Vendetta is now XHF European Champion! This is madness!
In the ring, we now see the referee giving the XHF European Title Belt to Johnny Vendetta and he goes on his knees, holding the belt. He gazes at the belt and raises it to the air, receiving a thunderous amount of cheers. Michelle Singleton comes down into the ring and hugs Johnny Vendetta as the celebration continues.
Cole: Awww Isnt that sweet?!
King: Well there is more than one emotion in the XHF and now we have to go to our next match: The Fatal Fourway United States Title Match! Lets go to that.
*The lights die down slowly, over the PA system the sound of hissing and rattling echoes throughout the arena. The sick cacophony slowly begins to get faster and then suddenly stops, as Stricken by Distrubed begins to play out over the P.A system. A huge green explosions dance along the ramp abruptly as a mist slowly begins to dance out on the stage. The green explosion helps to give the mist a slightly green glow. Slowly a man walks out wearing a long sleeved yellow cloak with green trims, the hood hanging low on his face to cause deep shadows to hang over his features, but it can still be seen as Snake, he slowly walks down the ramp towards the ring; as Snake climbs into the ring he quickly mounts the nearby turnbuckle and points out at the crowd in a menacing way before slowly reaches up toward the hood and pulls it back allowing the whole cloak to fall to the floor. Snake jumps from the turnbuckle and bouncing into the middle of the ring slowly turns around and embraces the reactions coming from the crowd, before heading into the corner to wait.*
Cole: And heres Snake. Hes ready to win the United States Belt.
King: Well he has to go through three men to do it.
*Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on intently with anticipation. At this point, an ominous "Red Fist" symbol appears across the Xtreme-Tron and accompanied by it is the loud, roaring sound of guitar riffs beginning to kick in across the building's sound system. Mere seconds later, the XT screen abruptly shifts to pure static and the tension builds as after a flurry of drums kick in, the following words begin to echo throughout the building...
"Your bottles' almost empty,
You know this can't go on,
Because of you my mind is always racing,
The needles' breaking your skin,
The scar is sinking in,
And now your trip begins but,
It's all over for,
It's all over for...You!"
*At these very words, BOOM! An overwhelming explosion rocks the arena to it's core and in turn, the entire crowd is on it's feet with fists raised and defeaning screams of approval as the hellraising chorus of "It's All Over" by Three Days Grace cuts onto the PA in full force! At this, the curtain flips back and without any further adieu, the sadistically smirking figure of XHF Legend Rage himself steps out and onto the top of the stage! Thereafter, Rage struts fiercely on down the ramp to a chorus of boos from this entire capacity crowd of XHF fans joining us here tonight. Moments later he finally reaches the the ring area where upon climbing inside, the self proclaimed "Revolutionary Redneck" sets off to do his signature "Four Corners Salute" taunt from each and every corner of the ring, defiantly raising both his fists and a set of familiar middle fingers to the crowd. Afterward, the former X*Crown and Ultimate Champion among other accolades, soon enough moves to lean up against a corner turnbuckle facing the entranceway. From there as a sly, wily look of veteran intelligence crosses his face he turns his eyes upward toward the curtain, anxiously awaiting the emergence of any and all opposition...*
Cole: And now heres the most accomplished superstar in this match, Rage!
King: And he can easily win the match if he puts his mind to it.
*A voice comes over the PA as the lights die down and smoke emerges from the stage.
Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The two shall spread their blackened wings and be the striking hammer of God.
As the start of "Fury of the Storm" by Shadows Fall hits, a huge pyro explodes center stage. Once the smoke clears, Jason Willis steps out, followed by his ever so sexy girlfriend Sara. He slowly saunters down the ramp sporting his black fishnet, long sleeve shirt, and black jeans with chains on them. Sara, sporting a white tube top with a pink mini skirt, and her seductive red hair. The two make their way to ringside where they part. Jason slides into the ring and climbs up the farthest turnuckle staring out into the crowd. He lets out a scream, much to the delight of the fans. He hops down and awaits the following events.*
Cole: And here is Jason Willis. The underdog in the match.
King: Well hes ready to win this. He has a great spirit and a great record.
*The opening riffs to "The End of Heartache" by Killswitch Engage hit as the crowd is waiting to see who comes out next. The arena is dark as red mist starts to fill the darkened place.
"Seek me
Call me
Ill be waiting
Seek me
Call me
Ill be waiting"
As we hear the yell of Howard Jones, pyro explodes from the stage as Brad Wallace steps onto the stage with Lucy. He has the XHF US title around his waist. The kiss as the crowd cheers. Brad bows to the fans off as they walk down to the ring.
"This distance
This dissolution
I cling to memories while falling
Sleep brings release
And the hope of a new day
Waking the misery of being without you"
Once they are in the ramp, Brad stops in the middle as Lucy gets on her knees in front of him. Pyro explodes down the rampway in a spiral manner. Lucy gets up as they continue on their way.
"Surrender, I give in
Another moment is another eternity"
Brad Wallace hops up on the ring apron and opens the ropes for Lucy. She teases the crowd to a pop. Brad Wallace slaps her on the ass when he is all the way in the ring. Brad goes to the closest turnbuckle and makes a cross with this arms.
"(Seek me) For comfort
(Call me) For solace
(Ill be waiting) For the end of my broken heart
(Seek me) Completion
(Call me) Ill be waiting
(Ill be waiting) For the end of my broken heart"
He hops down and head to the opposite corner of the ring. He does the same thing as Lucy teases the crowd with some panty shots, if she has any on. Brad hops down as he gives Lucy another kiss before she heads out of the ring.
"You know me
You know me all too well
My only desire to bridge our division"
Brad Wallace does the cross pose one more time as fire comes down from the ceiling.
"In sorrow I speak your name
And my voice mirrors
Mirrors my torment"
He goes and sits in the corner with Lucy rubbing his shoulders.*
Cole: And here is his champion. Hes ready to defend it but to do it, he has to go through three men.
King: Its going to be a hell of a task to defend this thing.
Fatal Fourway Elimination Match for the XHF United States Championship
"The Revolutionary Redneck" Rage vs. "The Stinging Scorpion" Jason Willis vs. "The New Main Event" Snake vs. Brad "Reckless Jack" Wallace
Now in the ring, we see all four competitors, ready to rumble. On one corner, we have the former XHF Champion, Snake. On one corner, we have a man in Jason Willis who has defeated The Frozen Phoenix, Tara, as of late and is nearly undefeatable since his return. In one corner, we have one of the most accomplished men in XHF History with Rage and in the last corner; we have the psychopathic, current United States Champion, Brad Wallace! The referee enters the ring and walks over to Brad Wallace, asking for the United States Championship belt. He gives the belt over to the referee. The referee takes a hard look at it before he brings it high up into the air. He shows it in all four directions before he gets out of the ring and he gives it to the bell keeper. The referee goes back into the ring and gestures to the bell keeper, causing a ring. The match is to begin and all men are glaring at each other, with a lot of tension in the air.
Cole: And the match begins!
King: Only one out of these two men will walk out of thing ring XHF United States Champion.
It looks like out of these superstars, there is some tension but out of nowhere, the dominant Snake goes and attacks the superstar closest to him, which is Rage. These two immediately go into brawling and that sparks the fight between Brad Wallace and Jason Willis. We switch back to Rage and Snake. These two are immediately trying to out muscle each other but as we all know, Rage is the bigger man, and Rage is the one who first brings down Snake. Snake is at the corner, and Rage just mudhole stomps his ass in the corner. We now see Brad Wallace and Jason Willis brawling again. These two closely match superstars are fighting like their lives depended on it and then suddenly, Jason Willis gives Brad Wallace a slap to the chest, causing a WOOO from the fans. He goes for another Then another then suddenly, Jason Willis grabs Brad Wallace and hits The Sinner Drop! He goes for the pin: One Two Brad Wallace kicks out, throwing Jason Willis off and onto the referee, inadvertently, knocking him out.
Cole: Jason Willis is doing well but why didnt Rage interfere and break up the pin?
King: Silly Cole, if Brad Wallace is out, itd be easier to get rid of the others.
Brad Wallace rolls out of the ring and mouths What the hell to Rage? A cocky smile comes across the face of Rage until Jason Willis runs at him and attempts a spear, but Rage merely reverses it to a spinebuster. Snake gets up and he runs towards Rage but he brings him down with a clothesline. Brad Wallace runs into the ring and runs towards Rage but he brings him down with a bodyslam! Rage is on fire! We see Jason Willis getting up and he runs over to Rage but he brings him up for the Fist of Rage! He is about to hit the move but Snake gets up and starts hitting him and Rage finds himself in a predicament. He solves the problem by bringing up Snake up for the move too! Rage hits the Fists of Rage to both Jason Willis and Snake at the same time! Rage looks to feel victorious but he is pulled back and he finds KUROI! He gives him The Death Grip! Kuroi pulls Brad Wallace on him and revives the referee to make the count: One Two THREE!
Eliminated: Rage!
Cole: With the help of Kuroi of all people, Brad Wallace eliminated Rage!
King: Thats totally unpredictable! I think thats what Kuroi meant during the House Show when he said hed make an appearance.
As Kuroi exits through the crowd nearby Brad Wallace soon brings himself to his feet and looks around to find Jason Willis and Snake on the ground. He also notices that Rage has been officially eliminated. Brad Wallace makes haste of this opportunity as he pins Snake: One Two Kickout! As this Kickout occurs, Brad Wallace makes his way to his feet, to find Jason Willis to his feet. Jason Willis quickly attempts The Moment of Impact, and hits it! Brad Wallace hits the ground hard and he is about to go for the pin but Snake gets up and he begins running over to Jason Willis with a punch but he ducks it and Jason Willis suplexes him. Jason Willis kicks Snake to another side of the ring, and Jason Willis poses, receiving a large cheer from the crowd. Jason Willis is going to eliminate Snake and proclaim his name in greatness. Jason Willis climbs the top turnbuckle and goes for the Black Hole Sun on Snake but Brad Wallace comes out of nowhere and catches Jason Willis on his shoulder. He walks to the other side of the ring and hits The B-Wall Bomb! Brad Wallace goes for the pin over Jason Willis: One Two THREE!
Eliminated: Jason Willis!
Cole: Now Jason Willis is gone. Either Snake or Jason Willis will walk out of this ring here tonight, United States Champion!
King: Well who will it be? The New Main Event or The current United States Champion!?
Brad Wallace and Snake are now the only men remaining in this match and Brad Wallace is the man who has eliminated both men thus far. He is so close for winning the match but at the same time, Snake had Brad Wallace do the dirty work of eliminating three men. It comes down to the wire. Brad Wallace makes his way to his feet but lies back on the turnbuckle, tired. We see Snake also getting up. He quickly runs over to Brad Wallace at full speed, going for a spear but at the last moment, Brad Wallace moves out of the way, forcing Snakes shoulder to collide with the turnbuckle pole. Snake yells in pain, and Brad Wallace schoolboys him and puts his leg on the bottom rope. The referee is about to go for the pin but the referee sees the ropes and refuses to count. Brad Wallace feels disappointed to him but insult is added to injury as Snake uses his leg muscles to force Brad Wallace out of the ring. Snake quickly then gets up and runs to the opposite ropes. He runs back and jumps over the top rope, without touching it, and hitting a corkscrew head butt onto the fallen Brad Wallace. The crowd gasps in shock.
Cole: Well I didnt literally mean the next man out of the ring will be United States champ.
King: Yeah Cole, we get it.
Both men stand outside the ring, tired as the referee is beginning the count: One Two Three Four Five Six Snake is the first man to get up. Seven He brings Brad Wallace to his feet. Eight He brings Brad Wallace to the ring. Nine He gets in the ring himself. Brad Wallace and Snake are now in the ring and they are both barely awake. They both feel that they are going to get knocked out within the next couple of moves but they are both pushing themselves but something sparks within Brad Wallace He starts losing it. Suddenly, a new face glares into the eyes of Snake.
Cole: Uh-oh
King: Its Reckless Jack!
Indeed King is right. Reckless Jack returns to the XHF once more as he gives a new glare to Snake. He figures since Brad Wallace cant cut it, Reckless Jack will be able to do it easily. Snake stands back but figures it just is a new personality and he doesnt want to be intimidated. He walks over to Snake, going for a punch but out of nowhere, Reckless Jack hits a torture rack DDT! Reckless Jack steps forward but Snake rolls out of the ring, scared shitless for that quick moment. He realizes that he is a man to take seriously and Snake gets himself into the ring one more time; but as soon as Snake goes into the ring, Reckless Jack runs like a madman and knocks him down with a clothesline. Reckless Jack kicks him harder than a hurricane and has a mind so Xtreme that its borderline homicidal. He doesnt care about health. He doesnt care about anything. Reckless Jack brings Snake to his feet and hits a double underhook DDT! Reckless Jack gets up and then roars loudly! He waits a moment with a lack of patience for Snake to get up then he runs to the ropes and goes for the Reckless Calling but as soon as he is close enough, Snake grabs a hold of his arms and then turns around and hits him with the Snake Drop! Snake goes for the pin over Reckless Jack: One Two THREE!
Eliminated: Brad Wallace/Reckless Jack!
Overall Winner via Pinfall and NEW XHF United States Champion: SNAKE!
Cole: New US Champion! New US Champion!
King: What a shock to see someone like Snake champion! I congratulate him! Well next on XHF Decimation, we have the X*Crown Title on the line in a 30 Minute Time Limit Ironman Match: AJ Phoenix against the XHF End of Days winner, Jay Williams. Lets go to that!
*A spotlight shines out on the stage as the lovely Amy-Skye Williams walks out from the back all by herself holding a clipboard smiling as she enters the ring slowly grabbing a mic from the table.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my husband, the 2006 End of Days Winner...Jay Williams"
All of the lights in the arena shut off then as slow piano-like music fills the PA system as you can hear the faint sounds of the crowd as Born of A Broken Man by Rage Against the Machine kicks into high gear and out comes "Dynamite" Jay Williams to high crowd cheers as he meets his wife and hugs her as they both walk down to the ring with the song playing.
My fears hunt me down
Capturing my memories
The frontier of loss
They try to escape across the street where
Jesus stripped bare
And {No Means No} the spirit he was supposed to nurture
In the name of my in the name of my...
Jay smiles as he runs up the stairs as the chorus blasts on and holds the ring ropes up smiling as he lets his wife get in as he jumps over the ring ropes, going over to his wife, kissing her on the cheek as Jay gets on the turnbuckle and taunts to the crowd again as massive cheers are heard as Jay jumps off the turnbuckle waits for his opponent.*
Cole: Here is the challenger JAY WILLIAMS!
King: Woopdie doo...
*The opening guitar strains of In Flames' "Bullet Ride" play, as we get 12 seconds into it the music and all the lights seem to shut off, suddenly In Flames' "Only For The Weak" blasts over the PA, the lights come on and flash red, blue and green as mist fills the entranceway. Slowly a trap door opens and AJ Pheonix emerges through the colored mist with his long hair wet dangling down. The XHF X*crown around his waist under his black sleeveless trench coat with a blue dragon air brushed on the back.
"I can't tolerate your sadness
Cause it's me you are drowning
I won't allow any happiness
Cause everytime you laugh, I feel so guity, I feel so guilty
Am I forced to have any regret
I've become the lie, Beautiful and free
In my righteous own mind
I adore and preach the insanity you gave to me"
AJ steps off the trap door and starts walking down to the ring wearing his black short tights with a blue dragon on one side and "RWF" in blue on the other and his hood over his head, a silver chain with a crucifix dangles down his neck. AJ also wears black boots and knee pads with blue kick pads. AJ walks up the steps and smirks leaning back against the ropes, he outstretches his arms leaning all the way back before wrapping one of his legs around the middle rope and spinning down into the ring. AJ hands the title to an official and takes off his trench coat.*
Cole: And here is the champion himself, AJ PHEONIX!
King: Indeed, this man has been absolutely unstoppable so far as X*Crown Champ but as much as I hate to say it tonight could be his greatest test ever against Jay Williams...
XHF X*Crown Championship Match
30 Minute Iron Man Match
"Dynamite" Jay Williams vs. "The Flaming Dragon" AJ Pheonix
Jay Williams is in one corner stretching and warming up a little. In the other corner AJ Phoenix is seen waving to the fans. The two of them start off in the middle of the ring, each of them staring each other in the eye. AJ starts to taunt Jay Williams, holding his arms, trying to intimidated Jay Williams. Jay Williams doesnt give into AJ, and stands there nodding his head. AJ pushes Jay back, then Jay comes back and does the same thing. AJ looks pissed and spits in the face of Jay, Jay turns his head trying to avoid it and it lands on his check. He wipes the spit from his face, and takes a swing at AJ, connecting to his eye.
Cole: What was that!? AJ just spit in the face of Jay Williams.
King: Yeah but, look at Jay now fighting back!
Jay signals to AJ to get up, AJ does and Jay Williams hits a clothesline like knocking AJ to the mat. Jay hold his hands in the air and screams to the crowd. He starts to pick up AJ and whips him into the ropes. AJ bounces of the ropes and ducks Jays attempted clothesline. AJ the runs to the opposite ropes and bounces of those and hits Jay with a cross body. He goes for the pin..1 Jay kicks out after one. AJ picks up Jay by the hair and whips him into the corner. He goes into the opposite corner looking straight at Jay then charging him shoulder first, but Jay moves out of the way, by jumping over AJ making AJ smack into the ring post injuring his shoulder. AJ stays there for a moment holding his shoulder and then finally pulling out from between the turnbuckles. Jay is scene now charging at AJ and jumping on his back and hitting a back cracker. AJ squirms in pain as Jay gets up and begins to pick him up. He shoves AJ into the corner violently. Then hitting him with Chops across the chest. He hits one and the crowd goes Oooooh! He hits another and they do the same. After the third one Jay picks up AJ and puts him reverse on the turn buckles so AJs back is facing Jay. Jay puts AJ in the tree of woe position, and then Jay goes back to the other side of the ring and charges at AJ,
King: Are we going to see it!?
Cole: Shut up and watch the damn match!
Jay looks to be going for a Hesitation Dropkick on AJ. But AJ moves away at the last minute forcing Jay to hit the ring post open legged. Jay lies on his belly now in pain. AJ realizing that Jay is in pain, gets down from the turnbuckle slowly. He grabs Jay by the hair and pulls him out, from underneath the bottom turnbuckle. Jay thrown into the middle of the ring, AJ goes on the attack. He then applies a half crab on Jay Williams wrenching his leg back. Jay screams out in Pain. Jay starts to crawl to the ropes, as AJ continues to wrench back the leg of Jay. The ref keeps asking him do you want to quit? Jay shakes his head no every time. Jay crawls over to the rope and quickly as he can. But AJ just pulls him back to the center of the ring. Jay screams out in pain. AJ then changes position; the turns Jay back over and then crosses over Jays leg. The AJ drops to the ground, and it seems that Jay is in a figure for leg lock. Jay now in a hefty predicament, tries to crawl to the ropes, but this position is to hard to do that. AJ is screaming, TAP! Jay then tries to flip over AJ to reverse the pain being applied, But AJ just roles threw Jays counter and continues the submission. Jay hits the mat and the ref starts to go for a pin, 12 Jay gets up. AJ looking angry then tries to attempt a different submission on Jay, this time he goes back from the Boston Crab, but Jay kicks him off rolling AJ into the ropes, and onto his back. Jay holding his knee get to the rope and pulls him self up. AJ pulls himself up, and runs at Jay Williams, but Jay Williams pulls the tope rope down ducking out of the way and AJ goes flying over the rope hitting the floor bellow.
Cole: Looks like the champ just went for a little ride!
King: Woah he went high that time!
AJ now on the ground face down lays motionless. Jay makes it to his feet slowly and sees that AJ is laying on the ground. AJ starts to stir a little and finally make it to a knee. AJ then makes it to his feet and he faces the audience, but doesnt see Jay in the ring. He turns around and Jay makes a dive, pulling himself over the ropes and flying onto AJ. AJ and him land on the floor bellow. Jay grabbing onto the barrier makes it to his feet, Although still injured a little bit Jay pulls AJ up and AJ realizing it starts to throw punches at AJ, meanwhile the ref is still counting, hes at 7 now. AJ and Jay just keep throwing punches at each other. 8 AJ and Jay hearing this fight each other to the apron. AJ winning the duel roles Jay into the ring. AJ slides in at 9, he stands up holding his sternum. AJ picks up Jay and throws him into the ropes. AJ then charges at Jay hitting him with a forearm, knocking him to he feet. AJ picks up Jay by his hair again, and hits him with a hard scoop slam. AJ still holding his sternum climbs the rope, crouched now, stands on his feet.
Cole: No, is he going for the Flaming Spiral?
King: HES ON THE TOP ROPE!
AJ leaps into the air, and twisted in the air, hitting the Flaming Spiral on Jay. AJ goes for the pin, 123!
Announcer: The first pinfall goes to AJ Pheonix at 10:37, this placing AJ ahead with an overall 1-0 lead!
AJ and Jay lay in to the ring as the bell sounds again. AJ starts to stir a little, as does Jay. AJ sits up holding onto the rope. He pulls himself back to his feet; Jay turns over rolling around in the ring. AJ picks up Jay slowly; AJ hits Jay with a few knife-edge chops, Jay keeling over in pain, and pushes AJ back. AJ charging at Jay, but Jay was ready for him; Jay scoops AJ up and hits him with a power slam. Jay realizing this starts to gain some momentum. He runs back into the ropes as AJ starts to get to his feet and hits a clothesline knocking him down. Jay gaining the upper hand picks up AJ. AJ then thrown into the turnbuckle, but not turning around, hits his chin on the top turnbuckle, and Jay comes from behind and roles AJ up into a school boy. 12 kick out at 2. Jay then getting up picks up AJ and puts Ajs head in a power bomb situation. Jay picks AJ up and puts him on his shoulder, Jay then gets out of the way of the turnbuckle and roles AJ onto his arm and hits a cutter on him. Jay sits up and claps his hands. Jay limps over to the corner, and climbs the rope AJ is now laying flat on his back, Jay goes up high on the rope, standing up in the Air.
Cole: NO way!
King: He cant be going for what I think, AJ just did this move!
Jay jumps up and hits a Flaming Spiral on the champion. Jay goes for the pin, 1...2 But Jay lifts up Ajs head. Jays smirks and decides to grab AJs leg. Jay points to the crowd and puts a Sharpshooter on AJ! Wrenching AJs legs back, making he scream in pain. AJ tries to crawl to the bottom rope, but Jay pulls him back to the center. AJ tries again, but once again Jay pulls him back. Jay screams at AJ, YOU TAP! AJ looks like he is going to tap. But some how, AJ starts to crawl again, and he makes it to the bottom rope. Jay wont let go 1. 2. 3. 4 Jay lets go. He holds his hips and looks disappointed. Jay now going back on the attack starts to stop on AJ. Jay then picks him up and throws him into the ropes, hitting him with a clothesline. Now that AJ is down, Jay hits a standing shooting star press on AJ, nailing him in the gut. He goes for the pin, 12 AJ kicks out. Jay picks up AJ by the hair, and gives AJ a few forearms to the face. He launches AJ into the corner making him hit the turnbuckle with his back. Jay charges at AJ, trying to connect a clothesline but AJ kicks Jay into the face. AJ gets on the second turnbuckle and grabs Jays head in a head lock and hits a DDT, planting Jays head into the mat. AJ goes for the pin 12 kick out. AJ the Grabs Jay and goes to the turnbuckle. AJ gets to the second rope and puts Jays face in-between his legs.
Cole: Looks like were going to see a Flaming Drop!
King: AJs gonna be up 2-0 wooo!
AJ wrenches Jays arms behind Jays back, but its blocked! Jay flips AJ over into a northern lights suplex, then pinning AJ 12 kick out again! Jay gets up and looks pissed, AJ does too. The both get to their feet and start hammering on each other. Lefts and Rights are being thrown at each other. Jay gets in control and hammers AJ back into the rope and pull him off them, throwing him to the other side of the ring. He bounces off the ropes and comes back at Jay, Jay ducks under AJs attempt to go for a clothesline, and hits AJ with a half nelson suplex! Jay goes for the pin 12 kick out!
Cole: Jay just cant get the pin!
King: AJ IS GOD WOO!
Cole: No, King No
Jay picks up AJ and hammers away on him, AJ blocks though and hits Jay with a chop. The Jay is thrown into the ropes by AJ, and Jay whips around. AJ attempts a clothesline, by Jay blocks and hits WILLIAMS SHOCKER! AJ head hits hard on the mat. But jay doesnt go for the cover, Jay instead goes up high on the ropes, and stand there for a moment. He jumps of and hits the WILLIAMS DROP! He goes for the cover, the crowd counts with him 123!
Announcer: The second pinfall goes to Jay Williams at: 21:35, which ties the overall score at 1-1!
Both men like with the first fall, are now motionless in the ring. Jay seems to be the first one to move. He grabs the rope, and begins to pull himself up to his feet, Jay gets there, AJ does as well. Jay and AJ exchange punches, theyre much slower now though. AJ gains the upper hand, and throws a few more before pushing Jay slowly up against the ropes. He pulls Jay to the other side and throws him against the ropes. Jay comes back and AJ picks him up for a tilt a whirl. AJ then exits the ring and grabs a chair from underneath the ring. The ref is telling him no but AJ is ignoring it. AJ slides back into the ring with the chair the ref tries to stop him, but AJ just swings the chair and hits the ref in the face. The ref goes down and out. AJ smirks and holds the chair up and Jay makes it slowly to his feet. AJ charges at Jay with the chair, and Jay realizes this and jumps up in the air and dropkicks the chair to AJ face. AJ goes down with the chair on his chest. Jay looking at this, climbs the rope slowly, he jumps into the air, this time, mocking AJ and hits the Flaming Spiral, knocking the wind out of AJ, He goes for the pin, but the ref, is out, the crowd is the only ones counting. Jay holds his head, he tries to wake up the ref, but the old bastard wont wake up. Jay hold his head once again, he picks up AJ and kick him to the midsection making AJ bend over. Jay drags him to the turnbuckle, and holds his head. Jay gets up on the second rope, and puts AJs head in-between his legs. Then he wrenches his arms back.
Cole: Oh my god! Jay's going for the Flaming Drop!
King: AJ COUNTER IT!
Cole: WOW THIS A GREAT MATCH FOLKS!
Jay jumps up and looks like his going to hit it, but AJ flips Jay back throwing him off and making him land on his back. Jay rolls around in pain. AJ gets up and applies a sharpshooter on Jay, making him scream in pain. A new ref runs down to the ring sliding in, he asks Jay, if he wants to give up, Jay shakes off a no. AJ is yelling at him to Tap as Jay screams more. Jay start to claw slowly to the rope the people start to clap for him. Jay start to gain momentum. Jay keeps crawling closer and closer. Hes inches away. AJ pulls him away though, he was so close. The ref keeps asking him, and Jay keeps saying no. Jay tries again, he slowly crawls to the rope, faster with each clap from the crowd. He is nearly there, Jay grabs the rope! The ref gives AJ the 5 count 1234 AJ releases. Jay holds his leg in pain. AJ picks him up and holds Jays hair. AJ hits a scoop slam on his and the AJ climbs the ropes. He crouches as we're at exactly the 25 minute mark of the match, then he stands in the air, looking for another Flaming Drop!
Cole: Hes going for it again!
King: WOOO AJ is A FLAMER TONIGHT!
Cole: What?
King: What?
Cole: Nevermind
AJ jumps up and misses! Jay rolls out of the way at the last second. AJ lays in the ring motionless. Jay and AJ both are lying in the ring. The ref goes for the count 123456789 Jay miraculously hopes to his feet! Jay grabs AJ by the head and chops his chest in the corner. Suddenly Jay grabs AJs throat, signaling to the crowd that is was time for the Williams Breaker. But AJ blocks it with kick to the gut, AJ grabs Jays head and attempts a DDT. But Jay counters it and rolls threw grabbing AJ by the legs.
Cole: Cole whats Jay going of here?
King: It better be good, hes boring me
Cole: Shut up king
Jay grabs AJ's legs at the 27 minute mark of the match and puts them in a certain way, the Jay steps on the right knee of AJ, House of Pain! (Haas of Pain) Jay wrenches back on AJ legs, AJ is screaming in pain. Jay screams at him TAP! The ref asks AJ if he wants to give up AJ says no. AJ tries to crawl but the move is hard to crawl with. AJ tries but he cant reach. Jay keeps screaming tap! But wait, AJ rolls out of is and puts on the sharpshooter! Jay is screaming in pain now, but Jay makes it to the ropes, then AJ lets go and dropkicks Jay from behind, knocking him over. AJ goes for the school boy pin 12 Kick out! AJ and Jay get up, AJ arm drags Jay, the get up again, Jay arm drags AJ the get up AJ grabs Jay and belly suplex him. Jay lands on his feet, and super kicks AJ to the face, knocking him down. Jay runs off the ropes and roles on the ground doing summersaults, then he jumps after three and does a senton splash (Rolling Thunder) He goes for the pin, 12 kick out at 2 and a half. Jay picks up AJ and whips him into the corner. Jay goes for a clothesline in the corner but AJ dodges it with a kick to the gut, He climbs the rope and puts Jays head In between his leg, now wrenching his arms back, and hits the Flaming Drop!
Cole: FLAMING DROP!
King: WOOO GOO AJ!
Cole: It looks like its going to be over here folks! But wait
AJ doesnt go for the pin though, instead he smirks at the ground looking around. He gets on the top rope again, this time standing on top, but instead of the Flaming Spiral, he hits the Williams Drop! It connect on Jay, busting Jays head open. Blood starts to pour from his head. AJ picks up Jay and Scoops slams him. Now, AJ puts on the sharpshooter, once more. AJ wrenching back on Jays legs. Screaming to him to Tap the ref asks Jay if he wants to give up, Jay won't let in. Jay starts to crawl, he's nearly at the ropes, but AJ pulls him back as we reach the 29 minute mark of the match! Jay is screaming in agony, the ref asks again, but Jay shakes him off with a no. AJ wrenches back on Jay's legs, but then AJ bridges over Jay and pulls back on his head, with his legs still locked on his own. AJ pulls on Jay's legs and head. Jays eyes widen and he starts to scream out in pain. With this taking place at now the 29:50 mark of the match there's nowhere for Jay to go, and finally Jay gives in with only moments left and taps out!!!!
Cole: Jay taps! Jay Taps!
King: GO FLAMER!
Cole:
Announcer: At 29:55 HERE is your winner via Submission and STILL XHF X*Crown Champion by the final score of 2-1 in this matchup, AJ PHEONIX!
At hearing this AJ releases and hes on his knees as the final bell then rings at 30:00 to signify the end of the match once and for all. The ref hands him his prized X*Crown Championship. He holds the belt to his head, he looks up and points in glorious celebration of this, quite possibly the most hard earned victory of his entire career.
Cole: Well now it's time for our long awaited main event....the XHF World Heavyweight Title Match, it's Chris "MVP" Kanyon versus "The-"
King: (interrupting)"-The Soaring Whore" Tanya Byrd
Cole:..King I swear to christ.....
*"Living Dead Girl" by Rob Zombie hits the speakers loudly with the fans standing to their feet quickly. T-Bird comes out from the back wearing a black baby tee with a few safety pins holding holes together. Around her wrist are a few bracelets. Her pants are now tight against her legs with many zippers and pockets everywhere. T-Bird gets to the end of the stage holding her hands out and jumps up and down getting the crowd into her.
"Rage in the cage
And piss upon the stage
There's only one sure way
To bring the giant down
Defunct the strings
Of cemetary things
With one flat foot
On the devil's wing"
T-Bird takes a dash down the ramp slapping a few hands down the way. She slides up under the buttom rope popping up quickly. Getting to the closest turnbuckle she greets the crowd throwing her fist up. Fans cheer throughout the crowds. She jumps down running around to the opposite turnbuckle and greeting the fans to this side. She hops down and turns to the middle of the ring.*
Cole: This is probably the biggest match of her career to date...
King: A woman main eventing...please.
Cole: How the hell did you get married that many times?
*A deep digital voice says "M-V-P" over the speakers. Then, "Who betta than Kanyon!?" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. Obsidian, La Parka, and GQ Money then come out behind him. Kanyon points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring, Obsidian, La Parka, and Money following. Obsidian grabs a microphone and hands it to Kanyon as La Parka dances around the ring, and GQ shows off his wardrobe. Kanyon says, "Who betta than Kanyon!?" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner and Obsidian, La Parka, and Money exit the ring to wait for the match to start.*
Cole: The XHF Champion!
King: Who betta?
Cole: Well right now...I suppose...none.....
King: ...Well...now that both participants have arrived who's this special guest ref though?
*The fans wait in the arena silently, then In Flames' "Only For The Weak" blasts over the PA system, T-Bird smiles as AJ Pheonix emerges wearing a referee shirt and black jeans, he walks down to the ring and instructs the rest of The Enterprise to leave the ringside area, he then smiles at Kanyon and points to his referee shirt.*
Cole: He's the referee?
King: OH COME ON...UNFAIR ADVANTAGE!
Cole: Well...Tee did win a match that said she could pick the stips, so fair is fair in that regard.
XHF World Heavyweight Championship Singles Match
(Special Guest Referee: AJ Pheonix, All other XHF members banned from ringside)
Chris "MVP" Kanyon vs. "The Soaring Eagle" T-Bird
The bell gets us started as Kanyon disgustedly shakes his head at the "ref" in AJ. He and T-Bird come to the center of the ring, they then both seem to float around waiting for one another to make the first move. Then it happens as they go to lock up, Kanyon hits Tee with a hard right hand, Tee staggers back as Kanyon attacks her furiously with right hands and a kick to the midsection, Tee doubles over, Kanyon whips her across the ring, Tee comes back and ducks a clothesline, Kanyon goes for a tilt-a-whirl move, Tee reverses into a head scissors, Kanyon gets right back to his feet and ducks down hitting a back body drop sending Tee over the top rope to the floor, T-Bird rolls around and gets back to her feet, Kanyon walks around the ring and smiles yelling "Who Betta?!"
Cole: Oh Tee gets thrown over the top rope after an amazing aerial move!
King: Those moves are flashy but they don't have much impact Cole.
As Kanyon decides to follow outside he walks around and stalks T-Bird, he measures her up and hits a hard clothesline sending her back down to the arena floor. Kanyon cockily walks around as AJ gets to a 7 count, Kanyon rolls back into the ring breaking it and back out, He pulls Tee back to her feet and slams her against the ring apron, he does it again and again before rolling Tee into the ring, Kanyon grabs the top rope and slingshots himself over the top rope hitting an elbow drop 1..2...kickout by Tee.
Cole: Was that a.....a....fair count?
King: Actually I think it was....
Kanyon gets to his feet and gets Tee into position for a suplex, he picks her straight up in the air, Tee however kicks her legs and lands on her feet behind Kanyon, she pushes him into the ropes and back rolling him up for the 1...2...kickout by Kanyon. Tee shoots up and hits a forearm on Kanyon and another and another, she then hits a knife edge chop and another and another, Kanyon backs himself into the corner, Tee then hits a hard martial arts kick to the ribs and whips Kanyon across the ring to the other turnbuckle, Tee gets a run up and hits a stinger splash, she backs off and measures Kanyon up for another, this time Kanyon catches her and spins her body across his back hitting a modified somoan drop against the top turnbuckle causing Tee to bounce off and fall to the outside, Kanyon drops to one knee trying to catch his breath.
Cole: Kanyon survives the onslaught!
King: As I said..."Who Betta"?
Cole: Oh shut up.....
Kanyon rolls outside again going after Tee, he turns the corner and finds....no T-Bird. Kanyon looks around confused, he gets down and looks under the ring at the exact moment Tee springs up out the other side, she slides back in the ring and waits for Kanyon before leaping over the top rope with a crossbody down onto him! The crowd goes nuts as Tee gets to her feet, she raises her arms in the air to acknowledge the screaming crowd and then reaches down and lifts the XHF Champion up to his feet. Tee pushes Kanyon against the ring apron back first and then sends a flury of forearms to the right side of Kanyons face. Kanyon is so dazed from the surprise cross body that he cant get his hands so hes taking the full punishment of this onslaught. Tee soon stops and breathes deeply before grabbing the champ by the wrist and whipping him into the ring barrier back first. Kanyon screams in pain and falls into a sitting position as Tee measures up the champ and runs at him, but instead of running into him leaps up and lands with a handstand on the guard rail. The crow ohhs and awws at the athleticism performed by the first woman to main event decimation and soon tee drops back swinging her feet towards Kanyon and sending them into his chest.
Cole: What innovation!
King: Id love to see her stand on her head like that somewhere else
Tee lands kind of awkwardly on the matting and lays on the ground for a second as Kanyon falls over to his side and begins to huff and puff to catch his breath. Soon Tee is back to her feet and moves in after the champion. She reaches down to lift him up, but has a lot of trouble as Kanyon is out and seems to be dead weight. Tee then turns to her husband and special guest ref AJ Phoenix looking for help, but AJ just shrugs at her and points to his chest signaling that hes the ref here. Tee looks kind of confused as AJ isnt making the ten count but wont help her physically, but turns around and tries to lift Kanyon again. This time shes able to get the champ to his knees before she has trouble again, but this time its Kanyon springing back to life and lifting her up and dumping her over the guard rail into the front row. Tee lands hard on her back on the concrete, but is quick up to her feet and as she does she receives a straight right hand to the nose. Shes busted open and falls back into a chair that was vacated by a standing fan. AJ quickly rolls out of the ring and begins yelling at Kanyon about the closed fist. Kanyon audibly talks back mocking the X*Crown Champ.
King: Look at AJ. First he doesnt want to help Tee now he is trying to punish Kanyon for trying to win the match. Whats with this guy?
Cole: Hes just warning him about the closed fist. He couldve broken Tees nose!
King: This is pro wrestling, not a walk down the cat walk.
Soon the argueing stops and Kanyon turns back to the crowd where Tee is up to her feet and charging the champion. She leaps up onto the guard rail and jumps onto Kanyons shoulders for a hurricanrana but Kanyon holds her up and drops her back first across the gaur rail!
Cole: OH MY GOD!
King: Thats a trademark that we shouldnt be using cole
Cole: Hes going to kill her tonight!
Tee falls to the mat motionless as Kanyon turns to AJ and grins. AJ looks furious but just rolls back into the ring and yells for Kanyon to bring her back in. Kanyon waves him off and goes to pick up Tee, but before getting her all the way up he purposely drops her and yells out mockingly Shes to heavy, help me AJ help me! Kanyon begins to laugh as AJ is infuriated in the ring. Kanyon again reaches down and this time lifts her up all the way and gets behind her with a rear waist lock. Kanyon then looks down at Tees rear and where his crotch is and looks back up at AJ. Thats enough for AJ as he runs and slides out of the ring and begins to yell at Kanyon, and as he does Tee mule kicks back into the groin of the champ. Both competitors fall to the ground as AJ looks around. He knows what happened but he didnt see it so he cant call it. AJ then rolls back into the ring and looks on as both begin to stir and crawl towards the ring and roll back in. Soon theyre both up to there feet in the ring and were back at square one.
Cole: Here we go again...
Kanyon and Tee go right back at it both hitting rights and lefts, Tee hitting forearms while Kanyon is hitting right hands, Kanyon though gets the best of Tee and slides down under picking her up and hitting a quick spinebuster. Kanyon then signals "That's It" as he pulls Tee up by her hair and sets her up for what looks to be the "MVP" (most violent piledriver AKA pedigree canadian destroyer)! Kanyon pulls Tee's arms up and goes to jump, but as he does Tee flips her body back and bridges slamming Kanyon down in a sort of northern lights suplex reversal to get the 1..2..but Kanyon just kicks out!
Cole: WHAT A REVERSAL!
King: Wow...that was actually pretty good.
Cole: Pretty good....PRETTY GOOD?!.....ARE YOU BLIND OLD MAN?!
Kanyon rolls over and gets up looking surprised, Tee stumbles to her feet, Kanyon turns her around, Tee instinctively kicks Kanyon in the stomach and hits a "Twisted" (twist of fate)! Both Kanyon and Tee are now down. AJ starts counting 1...2....3.....4...5....6...7...8....9. Both get to their feet though just in time. Kanyon walks forward and hits a Flatliner, he rolls Tee over and goes for the pin-1...2..TEE KICKS OUT! Kanyon looks up furious with AJ, he pushes AJ against the turnbuckle and gets in his face, AJ pushes Kanyon back and starts yelling as we can barely make out what they're saying.
Cole: Come on Kanyon just get on with it!
King: CROOKED OFFICIATING...IT'S RIGGED!
Cole: Rigged?...AJ has refereed this match down the middle, just 'cause Kanyon can't finish her off doesn't mean he has to pitch a fit like this though...
Meanwhile Kanyon turns around right into a small package-1...2...kickout by Kanyon. Kanyon gets to his feet infuriated again, he pulls an exhausted T-Bird to her feet and sets her up for a suplex, he hits it and then slowly and cockily puts his foot on Tee's chest-1...2...kickout. Kanyon laughs and pulls Tee up again, he picks her up in a samoan drop position, Tee yet again though kicks her legs and slips down rolling Kanyon up for the 1...2...kickout! Kanyon gets to his knees but Tee has a second wind, using this she leaps forward hitting a front dropkick to Kanyon's face!
Cole: Uh oh, T-Bird building momentum!
King: This could be bad...COME ON CHRIS!
Tee starts stomping Kanyon down, she then climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits. As Kanyon gets to his feet Tee leaps off hitting a crossbody, 1...2...Kanyon kicks out JUST in time. Tee pulls Kanyon straight up and hits a DDT, she keeps hold of Kanyon's head and spins her hips pulling him up for another DDT, she does it again and hits a third DDT! Tee gets to her feet quickly and climbs to the top rope, at this point she signals for the "Soaring Eagle" (450 leg drop)! The crowd is behind her, even AJ is cheering for her. Tee finally leaps off, but Kanyon somehow moves out of the way, in turn Tee lands on her lower back and screams in pain! Kanyon pulls himself up on the ropes, Tee gets to her feet and stumbles right into the "None Betta" (Flatliner, STO, Roll of the Dice combo)! Kanyon rolls Tee over and AJ begrudgingly counts the 1....2....THREE!
Winner via Pinfall and STILL XHF World Heavyweight Champion: Chris Kanyon!
Cole: I can't beleive it...AJ refereed this match right down the middle, even at the end....
King: I can't beleive T-Bird almost won.....
Cole: This should be a lesson to everyone that the XHF isn't just for men anymore, but with that I'm Michael Cole and he's Jerry Lawler as we sign off and say goodnight to everyone from XHF Decimation, we'll see you all again this Friday Night on the next edition of XHF Gastro!
Back inside the ring Kanyon is seen celebrating as AJ is seen slowly helping his wife up the rampway in the background. Momentarily as the two exit through the curtains the entire Enterprise stable rushes out to join Kanyon in the squared circle. Once all are inside they proudly circle around their leader in Kanyon and a few hoist him up on their shoulders with him holding the XHF Championship high above his head in absolute satisfaction over defeating T-Bird here tonight. With this "Who betta than Kanyon!?" starts to again ring out across the PA in the midst of what's going on in the ring and XHF Decimation for 2006 fades to a daunting close as the official XHF logo appears briefly across the screen...