Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 3, 2017 2:58:01 GMT -5
The Xtreme Hardcore Federation Presents:
Bonafide Homicide
October 29th, 2006
Qwest Field
Seattle, Washington
Stadium Capacity: 67,000
*Following a short video intro for the event we open up to the night's frenzied stadium crowd with the official Bonafide Homicide event banner on the Xtreme-Tron, explosions going off all over the place and the show theme for this broadcast of "Insurmountable" by Mercy Fall playing loudly across the PA System. We then zoom over to ringside moments later and the theme ends as the action is about to begin for tonight with the first in-ring activity on this year's edition of Bonafide Homicide live on Pay-Per-View....*
*The camera now moves in to the main arena cam. The camera zooms in on the announcer at ringside...*
Announcer: The following is the Literal Deathmatch contest. The only way to win this contest is to, well, believe it or not folks actually kill all three of the other opponents involved.
Cole: Did you hear that!?
King: Yes. I thought it was just a hardcore elimination match. I guess not though...
Cole: This still should be, interesting to say the least though....
"Behold the King...the King of Xtreme"
*As the guitars blast over the speakers, the fans get to their feet and cheer, as Bow Down to the King (Xtreme Mix) begins to blare over the speakers. As the music picks up, lights begin to flash everywhere, and a large platform raises up on the entrance stage, with a man standing on it. The exact same way it did for MGK at Night of Champions V. Oh and the same way it started to do for AJ after that, for some weird reason. But this time its neither MGK nor AJ who stands on the platform as it raises up. No, this time, it's Terry Bradshaw! Clad in football tights, a long black sleevless trench coat with Terry's Face painted on the back, and with a football helment on, Terry Bradshaw stands up straight, and laughs at the cheering fans. He then walks down the ramp, and makes his way down the ring. Sliding into the ring, he spins around a couple times, then runs back and forth on the ropes. He then takes off his helmet and hands it to the ring announcer as the music fades. Taking off his sunglasses, which make him look totally badass, Bradshaw smiles and looks towards the entrance.*
*The training montage theme from Rocky IV hits the arena as Bibbert makes his visually stunning, highly-orchestrated yet easily described entrance.*
"DEEE NEEERRR DEEEE NEEERRR NEEEEE NEEEERRR NEEEER!"
Jim Jarrent stumbles out of the backstage area and does the Jeff Jarrett strut to the ring...the entire way down the ramp...even up the stairs. He is holding a banjo and holds it into the air as sparklers go off behind him in the ring. He turns around and does the Jarrett strut again, and then swings the banjo at the ring announcer.*
*Bag Buffwell then walks down to the ringnothing special.*
"Literal" Deathmatch
(This matchup will take place in Literal Fatal Fourway format under Literal Survivor Rules.)
Jim Jarrent vs. Bag Buffwell vs. Bibbert vs. Terry Bradshaw
The bell then rings. The men look at eachother, and then Terry Bradshaw is first to react. He reaches into the front of his pants and pulls out a small 9mm pistol. The other men start running out of the ring. Terry shots down and almost hits Jim Jarrent. Jim puts his head up above the apron to see the sight of Terrys pistol right at his head. Jim quickly lowers his head as a bullet flies over his head. Jim looks around to see Bibbert and Bag Buffwell running up the ramp and onto the stage. Bibbert and Bag run into the back as Jim runs after them. Terry then gets out of the ring and the camera cuts to the back.
Bag Buffwell and Bibbert are waiting behind a large box with a shovel in hand. Jim Jarrent runs by and into a bathroom. Terry Bradshaw then walks into the room. Bag Buffwell then jumps out and hits Terry in the back with the shovel.
Cole: Oh my god, what a shovel shot!
King: Yeah, Terry might be out of it.
Terry falls to the ground as Bag Buffwell picks up the pistol and walks in the bathroom that Jim is in. Bibbert slowly walks out to check on Terry Bradshaw. Terry slowly gets up and looks at Bibbert. They then start to fight over the shovel. Just then, Jim Jarrent runs from the bathroom and outside of the arena closely followed by Bag Buffwell. Terry then gains control of the shovel. He hits Bibbert in the head with it. Bibbert falls down as Terry looks over and notices a car and a forklift and walks towards them. He gets into the forklift and starts it up. He then drives it over to Bibbert. He then impales Bibbert with the forklift, and raises him up. Bibbert is screaming in pain. Terry then gets a demonic look on his face. He then drives over to the car and sticks the forklift into the side of it, sticking Bibbert in between the car and the forklift, with the forks still through his stomach. Terry Bradshaw then jumps out and picks up the shovel. He then swings it as Bibberts neck, cutting it clean off.
Eliminated via Tatality: Bibbert!
Terry then walks outside. He sees Jim Jarrent and Bag Buffwell on the ground, fighting for the pistol. Terry runs over and grabs the pistol from them. He points it down as Jim just as Bag Buffwell kicks Terry in the balls. Terry drops to his knees and cries in pain. Bag Buffwell then grabs the pistol. He shots at Jim and hits him in the leg. Jim cries in pain also falls down. Terry then gets in a near by car and drives it toward Bag Buffwell. Bag jumps out of the way, but Terry instead runs over Jims legs, severing it from his body. Jim looks down and passes out. Terry jumps from the car. Both Terry and Bag check Jims pulsenothing.
Eliminated via Tatality: Jim Jarrent!
King: Poor guy
Cole: I am surprised Terry has survived this long. He may just win this thing.
Terry Bradshaw then gets in the car. He starts to drive away as Bag Buffwell jumps on the top and clings on. Terry then turns on the radio and the song that is playing is Highway To Hell by AC/DC. Ironic, eh!? Terry then drives some and gets on the interstate. Terry then pulls off the interstate and stops in a gas station. Bag Buffwell then falls off the top as Terry Bradshaw runs inside of the gas station. Inside, Terry punches out the cashier and takes a shotgun that is behind the register. He then slowly walks out. He then shots at Bag Buffwell, but missed him, and hits the gas tank of the car. There is a huge explosion, engulfing the both of them. A ref then appears from no where to check on them both. Bag Buffwell is completely gone, and Terry Bradshaw is severed in half.
Eliminated via Tatality: Bag Buffwell and Terry Bradshaw!
Announcer: The winner of this contest is nobody. All members were eliminated. No contest!
Cole: Oh my god, every one of them died.
King: Oh come on, that was awesome. Maybe I should be in one of those matches sometime.
Cole: Yeah right!
*The camera then fades out as we head to a brief commercial break featuring a promo for next month's XHF Supremacy Pay-Per-View event...*
*The arena goes black. On the Xtremetron, a single match is lit and dropped, leading to a violent outburst of fire. The song of "Mosh" by Eminem begins to play and Carmelo walks down to the ring. In hand, there is a large flag being held. One side if U.S.A.'s "Old Glory" and the other is Mexico.*
King: Here comes Carmelo "The Pain" Cortez in what possibly could be his final XHF match.
Cole: Indeed.
*As the start of "Riot" by Three Days Grace hits, a huge pyro explodes center stage. Once the smoke clears, Jason Willis steps out, followed by his ever so sexy girlfriend Sara. He slowly saunters down the ramp sporting his black fishnet, long sleeve shirt, and black jeans with chains on them. Sara, sporting a white tube top with a pink mini skirt, and her seductive black hair. The two make their way to ringside where they part. Jason slides into the ring and climbs up the farthest turnuckle staring out into the crowd. He lets out a scream, much to the delight of the fans. He hops down and awaits the following events.*
King: And the challenger trying to boost his resume with a win tonight Jason Willis.
Cole: Jason seams to have his eye on the Hardcore Title also!
Hardcore Rules Match
Carmelo "The Pain" Cortez vs. Jason Willis
The opening bell rings and Carmelo goes right after Jason shooting in with a double leg take down and starts throwing haymaker punches Jason covers his face up quickly as Carmelo continues to unleash.
King: Right off the bat Carmelo is swinging for the fences.
Cole: He doesnt want to leave.
Jason covers up and roll's to his belly, Carmelo continues to throw punches till Jason rolls over Carmelo then goes for Jason's arm to try and put him in an arm bar, Jason slides out of the move and gets back to his feet quickly. Carmelo jumps to his feet also and goes right after Jason charging him Jason ducks under Carmelo and pulls the top rope down making it so Carmelo goes flying out of the ring Jason rolls out after him.
King: That's one way to slow him down.
Cole: Indeed, he hit the floor pretty hard.
Jason is now outside of the ring with Carmelo who is shaking his arm that he landed on. Jason goes and pushes the time keeper out of his chair and folds it up. Carmelo however is back to his feet and charges at Jason tackling him into the guard rail with a loud crash, Jason drops the chair. Carmelo gets to his feet first and grabs the chair, he raises it above his head and show boats to the crowd.
King: He's taking too much time to show off!
Cole: Jason Willis is getting back to his feet King!
Jason waits till Carmelo turns back towards him then he pushes off the barricade and his Carmelo with the Poisonous Sting! They both go flying into the announcers table but it doesn't give Carmelo is folded up on the ground in pain.
King: Our table just shifted two feet
Cole: What impact!
Jason shakes his head clear and looks under the ring, he finds and pulls out a table setting it up while Carmelo seams to be out. Once Jason gets the table set up he turns back to Carmelo and picks him up, Jason sets Carmelo up for a suplex onto the table but Carmelo blocks! Carmelo starts punching Jason in the ribs then hooks Jason with a belly to belly suplex to the ground.
King: What a suplex!
Cole: That'll rattle your insides.
Carmelo grabs Jason by the hair and drags him to the table placing him on it then Carmelo rolls into the ring and up to the top rope, he points to his temple with his finger like its a gun and pulls the trigger, then leaps off the top rope doing a shooting star press but no one's home as he lands on the table!
King: He missed his Death From Above!
Cole: He could be out cold!
Jason rolled out of the way just in time before Carmelo hit his Death From Above, with Carmelo out in a heap in the table Jason gets to his feet and lifts Carmelo up a bit, Jason locks in a dragon sleeper on Carmelo right there on the ring floor!
King: He calls this Until it Sleeps.
Cole: Carmelo might already be out!
The ref keeps asking Carmelo if he wants to quit Carmelo never responds, the ref checks his hand once, twice.....three times...ding ding ding.
Winner via KO: Jason Willis!
King: He's out cold Cole, its over as Jason Willis by submission is your winner!
Cole: Carmelo never quit though King! Is he truly going to leave the XHF!?
King: Only time will tell Cole.
*The lights flicker, as "Tearing Away" by Drowning Pool begins to blare over speakers. As the music blares, Rat Bastard Owens makes his way out, dressed in Rat Bastard's ring attire, including boots, trunks, a vest, soaking wet hair, and of course a beer bottle. Owens looks around the arena suspiciously, then takes a long swig from his beer bottle. He then nodds his head approvingly, and starts down the ramp. On the way down, a fan tosses Owens a beer. Owens laughs, and with his free hand, he catches the beer, and cracks it open with a finger. He then chugs the entire thing down, crumbles it up in his hand, and tosses it back to the fan who screams "YEAH, YOU'RE MY HERO!". The fan bears a remarkingly strong resemblance to William Spencer. Owens rolls into the ring, managing not to spill his beer on the way in. He then takes the beer, and chugs the rest of it down, before weilding back, and throwing it into the crowd. The sound of glass shattering in the distance is heard, followed by a woman's screams. Bastard Owens ignores these screams and taunts the crowd, stumbling around a bit, as he grins ready for action.*
Cole: Look at this drunk. How can he even stand on his own two damn feet.
King: Skills Cole, many skills.
*Suddenly... The lights turn dark and... BOOM! Pyros blare throughout the stage as "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit begins to play. Michael Storm comes out in black wrestling shorts with yellow stripes on the sides. He begins to runs full speed down the ramp and then soon slides into the ring! Michael Storm gets up and then jumps to one turnbuckle and raises his arms, getting boos from the audience. Michael Storm jumps off and lands on his feet and stretches out his legs a little bit, waiting for the match to begin.*
Cole: This will be one hell of a night for Storm to win this comeback match.
King: And there will be one hell of a party if Owens win against him though.
CK "Rat Bastard" Owens vs. "The Prince of Pain" Michael Storm
CK Owens and Michael storm walk around the ring eyeing each other up. Storm looking very determined. Owens walks to the middle of the ring and put his hand up asking for a strength test. And Storm looks around at the fans wondering if he should go for the test. Storm finally goes to do the test, but as soon as he tries Owens kicks him in the gut. Storm bends over holding his stomach some in pain and walks around some. Owens runs at him and drives a forearm to the back of Storm. Storm stumbles down to one knee. Owens give a small little cocky smirk and walks around the ring taunting, and all the fans boo at him.
Cole: Look at him gloating. Hes a dirty fighter king.
King: Do what you gotta do to win. Thats what I always say. Well that and everyone wang chung tonight.
CK goes to pick up Storm but when he does Storm drives a elbow into the stomach of Owens. Storm gets up and starts throwing punches and Owens throws some back. Whenever Storm lands a punch the fans cheer. When Owens lands one the fans boo. You can hear the fans go from boo to cheer in the snap of a finger. Finally Storm starts getting the advantage. Storm delivers a kick to Owens in the mid-section. He then sticks his head between his leg and delivers one hell of a piledriver to Owens. Owens falls to the mat and Storm goes for the cover. 1...2...kickout!
Cole: Storm going for the pin after making his first big move.
King: He sure is looking to end the match pretty quick.
Cole: Defiantly have to agree with you on that one.
Storm gets up and doesnt complain with the ref. He picks up Owens and tossed him into the turnbuckle and starts punching him a few times. Owens takes the hits and slouches over the turnbuckle but still on his feet. Storm moves back to the turnbuckle on the opposite side of the ring. He charges at Owens for a running clothsline but Owens puts his boot up. The boot connects dead on with Storms face. Storm falls down and he holds his face as he is on the ground and Owens climbs to the second turnbuckle and drops a small leg drop to the back of the neck of Michael Storm who is on his hands and knees. Storms face cracks the mat. Owens gets up and kinda gloats as Michael holds his face in pain. The ref goes and checks on Storm, as he does Owens goes over to a turnbuckle and starts taking off the pad to it.
Cole: No that bastard shouldnt be doing that!
King: Hey thats Rat Bastard you dumbass.
Cole: Oh shut the hell up king, this is wrong and you know it!
Owens hurries up and throws away the pad when the ref goes over to him. The ref doesnt see that the pad is off of the turnbuckle. Owens walks over to the now getting up Michael Storm and kicks him to the back of the head. Owens the picks up Storm and tossed him into the ropes, and Storm bounces back. Owens goes to clothline as he bounces off the other ropes. But no Storm ducks it and hits the ropes as Owens hits the other ropes. Storm goes towards him and hits a diving forearm to the face of Owens.
Cole: Are the tables turning?! I believe they are!
King: Dont get so happy there Cole. Owens will come back you just watch.
Storm gets up from the forearm and sees Owens lying there on the mat looking lifeless. So Storm walks over to the turnbuckle and climbs hit. He faces the crowd and he jumps off and does a really high moonsault. But Owens was acting like he was done and rolls out of the way. Storm hits nothing but the mat. Owens slowly gets up as Storm rolls around mat. Owens eyes light up and he runs over to Storm and he gets beside him on the mat and tries to lock in Storms own move the Black Blood. Storm tries to block it as he tries to buts his hands in the way.
King: Oh my god Owens is smart. He is trying to beat Michael by using Michaels own move on him.
Cole: For once Id have to agree with you.
Storm brakes it off fully and pulls his arm out from Owens legs. Storm then starts throwing elbows to the face of Owens. Owens falls off of Storm. Storm picks him up and sticks Owens head into his arm and signs for Owens move the IRD. As he does the ref notices the turnbuckle doesnt have a pad. He find the pad on the ground and he goes to put it on. As he does Storm goes for the IRD and Owens reverses it and pushes Storm into the ref, who is crushed between the turnbuckle and Storm. Both men fall and Owens smiles. Owens slides out of the ring and grabs a chair.
Cole: Now this match is going to get out of hand real quick.
King: Yes go for it Owens destroy him now!
Cole: You really are a sick man you know that.
King: I know, my wife told me that when I tried to get her to do....
Cole: Back to the match please
Owens smiles when he gets the chair and slides the chair into the ring. Owens walks in as Storm is slowly getting up. Storm crawls over to a turnbuckle post in he pulls himself up some. Owens grabs the chair after he gets in the ring. He smile and runs at Storm and slams the chair downward. Storm rolls out and doesnt get hit. The chair hits nothing but the top turnbuckle. When Owens turns around Storm superkicks the chair right in the face of Owens. Owen just drops and Storm collapses right on top of him. Storm looks for a pin count but the ref is out. The fans count to 3 but its not official. Storm gets up and tries to get the ref up. The ref slowly starts to get up. But when he does some. Storm goes back over to Owens and covers him. The ref slowly counts. 1...2...2 and 3/4. Storm cant believe it at all and starts flipping out on the ref. The ref can barely fight back from being kinda out of it. Storm grabs the ref by the collar of the shirt and the ref threatens to give Storm a loss by DQ. But as soon as the ref tells him that Owens comes from behind with a school boy but he holds the pants of Storm and the ref doesnt see. So the ref starts counting. 1...2...2 and 9/10. Owens cant believe it.
Cole: Wow! Two close pins back to back.
King: That was a pin by Owens dammit. They should be declaring him the winner right now.
Owens gets up and really pissed and he yells Its Over!. He picks up Storm and locks his head. Owens signs he is going for the IRD. Owens twist and goes to hit it when! Storm reverses it!. He takes Owens to the mat and locks Owens arm and hooks the Black Blood. Owens tries to get to the ropes and the ref asks him if he gives up. He keeps asking him. The finally Owens cant take it anymore and is forced to tap out to Storm.
Winner via Submission: Michael Storm!
Cole: Storm pulled it out after Owens pulled many cheap moves to try and win it.
King: This is such a shame. Owens should of won this.
Cole: What a come back for Michael Storm people.
*"I Walk Alone" by Saliva hits the PA. All of the lights in the arena then turn green, blue, and white. He walks from the curtain and stands on the stage. He straights his arms to the side, and then brings them down. As he does, blue flames shot from the front of the stage. He begins to walk down the ramp, short blue flames shot behind him. He walks up the steps and enters the ring. He then stands in the center and points toward the stage and a wave of blue flames go from the outer side of the stage inward. When they meet at the center, they fire again.*
Announcer: Now approching the ring, from Washington D.C., weighing in at 252 pounds, Joe Everyman!
*"Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits the PA as a video showing Mark Evil performing a bunch of high flying movies including the Swanton Bomb through 5 tables against the Spirit Squad. The lights go completely out except flashes from people camera flashes. A single spotlight shines up to the top of the Xtreme-tron and we see Mark Evil standing up there with a sadistic look on his face. Mark then jumps off the Xtreme-tron and does a triple backflip and lands on his feets and then turns around to face the ring. Mark then climbs into the ring. The crowd boos him and one throws an unopened beer can at him. He cracks open the lid and guzzles the beer and then slams the beer can against his head opening a wound that is already there.*
Announcer: Now approaching the ring weighing in at 280 pounds. "The Xtreme Deadman" Mark Evil!
Steel Cage Match
Joe Everyman vs. "The Xtreme Deadman" Mark Evil
With the cage lowered and the bell rung both competitors run at each other and grapple in the middle of the ring. Joe Everyman quickly gains the advantage in the grapple, it being his specialty, and performs a German Suplex onto Mark Evil. Evil is quick to his feet, but is greeted by a kick to the gut and a DDT. Joe begins to move toward the cage, trying to climb up the chicken-wire structure. Evil gets up and pulls the other man down from the cage before he can get even as far as the top rope. The two competitors begin duking it out trading blows. The men then lock in a grapple again, but Evil somehow is able to turn Joe around and hit a reverse DDT. Knowing that going for a cover or submission is the easier of the two victories he goes in for a cover, but the ref cannot even get a one count before Everyman and Evil are back on their feet.
Cole: Now this match seems to be going pretty fast, both men trading blows early.
King: Evil seems to be on even keel with Everyman. Time will tell which one wears down first.
Both men exchange blows again, before running to the ropes opposite each other. They collide with a monstrous Clothesline to each other in the center of the ring. The ref quickly checks the both of them, like it matters as there is no count-outs in this cage match. Mark Evil is the first to his feet, followed momentarily by Joe Everyman. Both men scramble to the cage, climbing furiously while batting at each other with their fists. As they approach the top Mark Evil seems to be the man with the upper hand. He grabs Everyman from the side and the way things look, this is not good.
King: Evil, what evil things are you going to do?
Cole: This is not good, not good, not GOOD
King: Oh god, DONT
Mark Evil attempts to put Everyman on his shoulders and leaps off the side of the cage, performing a Cage-High The Bombshell. Both men crash on the mat, motionless. Evil seems to have hurt himself a lot from that move as well as hurting Joe. The ref watches as both men slowly stir, Joe looks not too good, as hes grabbing his neck; possibly having injured it on that fall. Mark and Joe both use the ropes to get to their feet, and go directly at each other battling fist for fist, blow for blow. Evil takes a hard left, reeling backwards, he throws a hard right into the jaw of Everyman, and he reels. Evil takes another, reeling a little less as he battles back. The crowd begins to go nuts as Evil catches the next punch aimed at him and performs a rare Suplex in the middle of the ring to Everyman. He looks around to the crowd, almost as if feeding from them, hes looking to do some damage now, this could be it.
King: Evil is ruling Everyman, it is as though nothing can stop him. Last month he won the triple cage, this month he might be aiming for this cage.
Cole: Joe is not looking hot right now, hes gonna lose if he doesnt get it together.
Evil climbs the turnbuckle and looks up, then at Everyman, then back up again. He seems to be debating whether to go for his 666 Splash or to climb out. Everyman is beginning to get up and Evil takes his last shot at the 666, but Everyman moves out of the way. Evil grabs his stomach in pain as Everyman looks down on him with a sick grin. Joe lifts up Evil and begins a sequence of German Suplexes. One suplex, two suplexes, three suplexes. Evil is pretty well taken out as he rolls over to attempt one more.
Cole: Ok, three was enough Joe, escape.
King: Evil is in trouble.
Joe tries to lift Evil up, but he refuses to go. The crowd gets up and begins shouting at the top of their lungs as Evil back-elbows Joe a few times in the face before turning around and hitting a nasty Clothesline on him. Both men are down, not looking to get up too quick. Both slowly battle to their feet, fighting the cobwebs and fatigue. After what would have been a 15 count both men are finally back on their feet, however unsteady they are. Mark Evil moves over to Everyman and throws a few punches before running into the ropes and coming back with a massive Spear. With Everyman on the ground he goes back to the turnbuckle, and again he debates the 666 Splash or escape.
King: Just leave There is no honor in hot-dogging this one Evil.
Cole: Joes down, this is just heinous.
Before Evil gets much time to think of jumping Everyman is somehow back on his feet. Evil tries to score a Whisper in the Wind; but misses big time. As he grabs his lower back after missing his last move, and this begins to look like his downfall. After botching three major moves Evil tries to get back to his feet. Joe gives a nasty Spinebuster to Evil, laying him down in front of the turnbuckles. Joe turns to the crowd as he leaps to the ropes from where hes standing, turns around quick and does a massive Swanton Bomb onto Evil.
King: Evil has made too many mistakes trying to hot-dog it like last month.
Cole: And Joe Everyman is moving toward the door and the ref calls for the door to be opened...
Joe Everyman looks back at Evil as he slowly steps through the ropes and climbs out the door to the outside!
Winner via Cage Escape: Joe Everyman!
*The ref then calls for the bell as Everyman raises his arms in victory. Evil, still laying battered in the ring, lifts his head up to see the result, and slams his head backwards in regret.*
King: Joe Everyman stole the victory from Evil, he should have had it after the Bombshell.
Cole: Your just pissed your man botched every major move he attempted.
King: Suck a dick.
Cole: I know youd love to.
*The lights go out as the cryptic children's music begins to play through the loudspeakers. The lights rise to a blue and crimson mix of hue as smoke begins to woft out of the entrance ramp. With the first stroke of Head's guitar riff a huge plume of fire explodes out of the entrance ramp, and as the flames die down, the large figure of Dark Prophet starts to come down the ramp. The lights slowly rise as he goes toward the ring lumbering like the corpse he is and Jonathan Davis' screaching vocals pierce the air.
"Come on, step inside, and you will realize.
Tell me what you need, tell me what to be.
What's your vision?
You'll see, what do you expect of me?
I cant live that lie.
Hey!
I've sick mom,
With a fucked dad.
Dealing with your life.
Dead bodies everywhere.
You!
Really want me to be a good son. Why?
You make me feel like no one."
His cold eyes staring down the inside of the ring. He slowly moves up the stairs, and steps through the ropes and stands up in the ring, rolling his cold dead eyes into the back of his head. He slowly takes off his trenchcoat and lays it by the ringpost as he stands waiting for the bell to ring.*
Cole: Ok...this guy actually scares me.
King: Wuss.
*Smoke starts to form at the top of the stage and then over the PA ?Cant get the best of me? by Cypress Hill starts playing. The fans start booing and then walks out is Kaos. He has a bandana covering the top of his head with a sideways hat over it. He also has a bandana covering his mouth so all you can pretty much see is just his eyes. Julius Smokes is with him and he is moving all around yelling everywhere at fans and the camera man.Kaos starts walking down and the fans are still booing him as he walks down and you cant tell if he is giving dirty looks cause of the bandana. He then slides into the ring and climbs a turnbuckle and throws his fist in the air and they boo him again. He then jumps off and puts on foot on the bottom rope and the other foot on the second rope and puts his fist up. Then he walks around the ring and takes off the bandana around his mouth. Smokes jumps on the ropes and on the turnbuckles yelling everywhere not caring about the fans at all.*
Cole: And the Phoenix Champion.
King: Who does disturb me a little, I mean seriously...who has Dog in a promo?
XHF Phoenix Championship Singles Match
Dark Prophet vs. Kaos
The bell rings as the ref takes away Kaos's Phoenix title and raises it in the air as both men tie up, Kaos throwing an armbar onto DP as he runs him to the ropes and tries to bridge over with a pin but Kaos flips back on his own running with a lariat but DP misses and nails a clothesline of his own onto Kaos pinning..ONE...TW--Kaos kicks out easily as he hits a leg drop on DP but DP misses as he flips with his own leg drop but Kaos moves as he kicks the back of DP hard as the slap is heard across the world as Kaos goes off the ropes and nails a flipping neckbreaker on a sitting DP as he falls to the ground, that's when Kaos locks in a STF, but DP decides to wriggle free as he gets up and nails an enzurigi on Kaos as he's down...DP pins Kaos...ONE...TWO...Kaos kicks out as both men get up to cheers from the crowd. Kaos, hearing this decides to taunt up the crowd with his usual antics.
Cole: Kaos is playing it up.
King: Although he is getting his ass kicked.
Both men tie up again as Kaos works on DP, kicking him several times in the midsection picking him up for a powerbomb and slamming him down as he bounces off the ropes with a fist drop, but DP slides out just in time and Kaos punches ring mat as he holds his hand in somewhat pain. DP comes back with a few kicks of his own, some to his hand as Juilus comes up and bitches out the referee....as usual. Out of nowhere, Kaos low blows DP without the ref looking and then decides to pull the padding off the top turnbuckle as Juilus stops and Kaos picks up a fallen DP trying to whip him into the exposed buckle but DP stops mid-stride as he sees it exposed...but not before Kaos comes forth with a sick looking lariat. He goes for the cover....ONE....TWO....THR--KICKOUT! Kaos pounds the mat in frustation.
Cole: Kaos almost had him.
King: Almost, Cole...almost!
Kaos picks up DP yet again and faces his back grabbing his arms and sending him in the air...he's going for the Kaos Effect but DP flips around and pulls Kaos to the ropes, throwing him into a pinning predictiment. ONE....TWO...DP's holding the tights....THR-KICKOUT! DP can't believe it as he starts arguing with the ref...but not before Kaos picks him up again from his backside...BAM! KAOS EFFECT! But wait a minute...when Kaos lifted up DP, his legs knocked out the ref. Kaos goes for the cover, not seeing that the ref is down...he doesn't hear counting. The fans start though...ONE.........TWO.......THREE.......FOUR. Kaos gets up and tries to wake up the referee, but to no avail. All of a sudden, Juilus comes on the apron...Kaos has an idea. He picks up DP and holds him near Juilus, who has a slapjack in his hand gets ready to nail DP, but at the last second, he moves and Kaos gets nailed. DP nails Juilus and BAM! BONECRUSHER! He nailed it down on Kaos as he pins, and the ref gets up....ONE......TWO....not like this........THREE! The bell rings.
Winner via Pinfall and NEW XHF Phoenix Champion: Dark Prophet!
Cole: Damnit, Dark Prophet flat out stole one and now he's the new Phoenix Champion!
King: Greatness, this PPV is awesome thus far Cole.
*The arena darkens out as the opening riffs to Trivium's "Detonation". hit the sound system as strobe lights go crazy. The drums stop as the guitar continues, but then as the drums come back in pyros go off, BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!! Spike Kane steps out onto the entrance.
"Thats the sound of humanity melting away
Say goodbye it's the end of days
Fire rains down on the American dream
Watch all you love seethe and scream
Each will dig their own graves
And bury themselves in life's failures!"
Spike heads down the rampway nodding his head along and cheering with the crowd.
"It's our bombs we've masterminded lighting the skies
Hideous misfires many die
Those who survive soon will suffocate
By the poisons we create!"
Spike slides into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle, his arms outstretched with his fits balled.
"Each will dig their own graves
And bury themselves in life's"
Spike nows stands in the middle of the ring, his arms outstretched as the music changes and the lights go crazy.*
"DET-O-NA-TION!
DET-O-NATE...
DET-O-NA-TION!
DET-O-NATE!!"
Cole: Spike Kane looking to bring the NWS faction some gold tonight.
King: Whether or not he suceeds will depend on what he does in the next few moments.
*The Pumping Baseline to Muse's "Hysteria" blares from the PA system as the lights dim and a giant cross is diplayed on the Xtremetron. The ambient sounds of the song build up untill the Guitar intro begins. Alex McCloud makes his way out from behind the Xtremetron wearing a shining leather vest emblazed with a flaming cross design. He walks slowly down the ramp as the verse begins, paying little mind to the fans, if any. McCloud makes his way to the stairs and slowly walk up them, looking out towards the fans a bit before entering between the ropes as the chorus starts*
"'Cause I want it now, I want it now
Give me your heart and your soul
And I'm breaking out, I'm breaking out
Last chance to lose control"
*McCloud walks around the ring a bit before jumping and stretching before the match gets underway*
XHF Hardcore Championship Match
"The God of Xtreme" Spike Kane vs. "The Revelation" Alex McCloud
Spike Kane and Alex McCloud are in the ring. There is so much intensity in the air that it leaves these two breathless, even before contact has been made. The referee is seen in the ring and he walks over to the champion, Alex McCloud. He asks for the Hardcore Championship belt and with reluctance, Alex McCloud gives it to him. Immediately, the bell rings and just as it rings, Spike Kane bursts with godlike speed and nails him in the side of the head with his elbow, bringing him down. Alex McCloud is in shock, being caught off-guard. Alex McCloud gets back up and glares into the eyes of Spike.
Cole: This is a powder keg waiting to explode, King.
King: No kidding! They're gonna start brawling any second, I'll bet.
They begin brawling! Punch after punch slowly but surely wears out the cockiness out of both of them, forcing them to use all the skills in both their artillery to keep the other one on their toes! With the quickness of Alex McCloud, but with the strength of Spike Kane, they both are finding each other to be quite formidable. Spike goes for a sweep but Alex back flips over it, and lands with a leg drop on Spike. The fans almost went for a Hogan chant but they realize that Alex has other moves than that. After a moment, they both get to their feet, with a determined face on Alex but a smirk on Spike.
Cole: What great determination on them both!
King: I cant believe this is only the beginning.
At the same time, they both charge each other. They both jump up, but drop kick each others feet. They both get up again, with Spike running towards Alex and Irishwhipping him to the ropes, but Alex reverses and Spike is the one sent to the ropes. Spike bounces back for a spear but Alex just leapfrogs it. They both turn around and run towards each other, both bringing each other down with a clothesline! The crowd just loves it and they fully show their appreciation to the wrestlers. Alex rolls over and lays an arm on Spikes chest: One Two Thr-Kickout by Spike! Alex gets back up and Spike follows. Alex poses to the crowd and quickly runs to the turnbuckle, he quickly jumps off, turns around and performs a shooting star press, going to Spike; however, in mid-air, Spike CLOTHESLINES ALEX and has him land on his stomach, hard.
Cole: My GOD, he almost took McCloud's head off!
King: That's power right there.
Spike looks down on him, feeling completely in control. Spike puts his foot on Alexs chest as the referee makes the pin count: One Two The referee stops the count as he finds Alexs leg to be on the bottom rope. He informs Spike and when he notices, he becomes rip shit. He walks around, continuing to ponder how to finish him off.
Cole: Looks like someone is getting mad.
King: Well Spike was never known as a patient man.
Spike walks over to Alex McCloud and brings him to his feet. He walks him over to the ropes and Irishwhips him to the opposite one. He bounces back and Spike goes for a clothesline, but Alex ducks it. He jumps on the top rope flips off, grabs Spike and goes for a springboard reverse DDT but Spike tries to flip out of it but being the quick man he is, Alex is able to stay in control of this maneuver and hit a Canadian Destroyer! Both men fall to the ground, on their backs, with the only part of them moving is their chest as the air rushes to their lungs. The referee looks around, waiting for one of them to come back to their feet so more action can happen again Nothing does happen, until Alex McCloud nips up! He runs up to the turnbuckle and jumps up on top of it. He poses for the audience as he prepares to finish the match and defend the XHF Hardcore Belt once more Moonsault! It hits! Alex McCloud pins Spike Kane and he goes for the pin: One Two Thre-KICKOUT! It is simply INCREDIBLE that Spike Kane can find the resilience and the discipline to be able to kick out. This is indeed a match that brings both wrestlers to their limits. The crowds cheer for this fantastic display of talent.
Cole: Wow, go Spike!
King: He may be able to win it Then again, maybe not.
Spike begins crawling to his feet, as Alex McCloud pulls him up. Alex sets him up for a suplex, but at the last moment, Spike lands back down on his feet, and lifts McCloud up instead! Spike stumbles foreward, and crotches McCloud over the top rope! McCloud groans in pain, as he bounces on the top rope, obviously feeling some pain. Spike sighs as he falls to his side and slides out of the ring. He grabs a steel chair, and then climbs back onto the ring apron, where McCloud is struggling to get off the top rope. Spike weilds back, and smacks the chair against McCloud's head hard! McCloud, stunned, looks to teeter to fall over one side of the rope to the outside of the ring. However Spike then hooks one of Alex's arm around his neck, lifts him up, and delivers a Spike Impailer to the outside of the ring! He falls on top of McCloud, going for the pin! The referee counts, 1, 2, 3!
Winner via Pinfall and NEW XHF Hardcore Champion: Spike Kane!
*Thereafter Spike Kane is awarded the XHF Hardcore title, and as the referee raises his arm in the air in victory Spike drops to his knees. He then grins, as he stands back up, and rolls out of the ring, raising the title high above his head as he heads to the back to celebrate.*
**The lights in the arena go out. Just as the fans go silent, music can start being heard from the arena's sound system. As the thumping of the song beings, the lights start to flash with it. The song then begins to pick up it's pace as words can be heard along with instrumental. Just then a figure emerges from behind the curtains. He begins walking down the ramp, walking at a slow pace so he can feed on the energy given to him from the song and fans.**
There's a shadow just behind me
Shrouding every step I take
Making every promise empty
Pointing every finger at me
Waiting like a stalking buttler
Who upon the finger rests
Murder now, the pattern called "must we"
Just because the son has come
Jesus,wont you fucking whistle ?
Something but the past and done
Jesus, wont you fucking whistle
Something but the past and done
**Harold stops halfway in the middle of the entrance ramp. As he begins looking to his left. Shaking his head in acceptance from the fans. Then he turns to his right. Again shaking his head in appreciation to the fans cheering him on. Then he turns his head back to the ring and beings walking toward the ring again, taking his time before he reaches the ring steps**
I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well
I will find a centre in you
I will chew it up and leave
I will work to elevate you
Just enough to bring you down
Mother Mary, won't you whisper?
Something but what's past and done
Mother Mary, won't you whisper?
Something but what's past and done
Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start this over
And why can't we sleep forever?
I just want to start this over
And why?
**As he finally gets on the apron. He walks the ledge alittle before putting his left leg over the top and getting in the ring. He stands in the middle of the ring, soaking in all the energy given from the fans. As his theme song continues to play on the sound system**
I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well
I will find a centre in you
I will chew it up and leave
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me
**Harold puts his hand on the top rope and pulls back. Then begins pounding on his chest and pulls forward, releasing his arm in the air. Simultaneously all four turnbuckles explode with pyro, that nearly deafens the front row of fans.**
Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start things over
And why can't we sleep forever?
I just want to start this over
And why?
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it
**Harold retreats back to his corner, waiting for the match to get underway.**
*Just then all of a sudden, "Take This Life" by In Flames hits over the PA system and out of nowhere, Reckless Jack comes sprinting out to the ring with his European title, throwing it all the way over the ring as it falls over at the other side as he slides in the ring and surprisingly tackles down Harry punching him as the bell decides to ring and this match has started.*
"Masters of Horrors" Match for the XHF European Championship
Hardcore Harry vs. Reckless Jack
Jack just goes to work on Harry as he brawls it out with, picking him up and tries to throw his face into the barbed wire early, but Harry won't budge as Jack tries all his might to grind his head into the steel flesh ripper. Harry clubs Jack a couple of times and tries the same, pushing a little harder, but Jack ends up grabbing the wire messing up his hand screaming as Harry pushes farther and farther, but Jack clubs Harry as they both get up with Jack kicking Harry right into the midsection as he tries to whip him into the wire. He does so, but Harry stops just in the nick of time...but here comes Jack, so Harry moves out of the way as Jack goes full speed...and stops right in time before crashing right into the wire. But he doesn't see Harry coming as well, as he gets out of the way and kicks him right into the gut before rushing up to him and flipping over him with a victory roll...ONE...TWO...Harry throws Jack off of him...AND INTO THE BARBED WIRE! Jack starts screaming as the wire starts digging in to him.
Cole: Oh my god, 3 minutes into this match and i've already lost my lunch.
King: Don't throw up on me dude.
Harry gets up as the referee tries to tend to Jack by getting him out, Harry slides outside and grabs a chair from the set of violent, dangerous toys set up at ringside and screams as he runs full speed as the ref ducks out at the last minute as Harry hits a homerun shot right on the front of Jack's forehead causing the wire to dig in deeper as Jack screams for more. Harry slides in the ring and starts hitting him non-stop with the chair, sandwiching Jack and the barbed wire together as Harry goes rampant on Jack, screaming to get out as Harry stops as the ref pushes Jack out of the wire, his stomach cut open, his face now cut open badly as his face is now bleeding like a stuck pig. Harry goes to wind up again with the chair as he goes for the kill early, but Jack kicks him in the midsection and whips him right into the barbed wire as Harry is now stuck in the mess. Jack, seeing this sets up the chair and runs off, jumping off the chair, sure not to hit the wired tent up top as he axe handles Harry deeper into the wire.
Cole: Ewwww.
King: Stop being so cringy. This ain't no worse than the eyeball scene in Hostel.
*Cole throws up*
Jack slides outside as Harry gets out of the tangled mess as Jack goes over to the set of toys set up near the announce table. He finds a lighttube cabin, few chairs, and a couple more panes of glass as he throws it all inside the ring as he grabs a pair of bolt cutters from the bottom of the pile and decides to cut out a strand of the barbed wire, wrapping it around his boot smiling sickly enough as he slides back in the ring as Harry gets up, his back scarred up now from the wire, as Jack kicks him in the gut with the boot he wrapped the wire around in. Harry goes down on one knee as Jack runs with full force and does a shining wizard with that boot, the wire digging in to Harry's head like a horror film as Jack rips off the wire on Harry's head, as both men are now busted open to capacity.
Cole: Did you think you'd see anything like this?
King: No, not really.
Jack goes down and picks up Harry, who's wearing the crimson mask and scoop slams him down as he grabs a couple of chairs and sets them up, grabbing the glass panes from the corner and sets the two panes up on the chairs as he picks up Harry again and kicks him in the gut with the non-wired boot as he lifts him up going for a powerbomb on the glass. But Harry slings out of the position as he slides down and kicks Jack in the uhh...groin area as he picks him up with all the strength he has and BAM! POWERBOMB THROUGH THE GLASS as it shatters into a million pieces. Harry and Jack both are down as the crowd starts chanting "Holy shit! Holy shit!". Harry goes over and drapes an arm around Jack, the ref counts from the outside on the apron. ONE......TWO......THR--JACK GETS HIS SHOULDER UP! Harry is in utter disbelief over it as he gets up slowly and slides out of the ring, dragging Jack out to the floor as his back is now busted open as well as Harry goes over and pulls out a table from the pile of dangerous toys setting it up near ringside, then goes under the ring and pulls out two things...a 15 ft. ladder, and a black bag. He doesn't untie the bag, as he slides in the ring and pulls out one of the panes, setting it on the table.
Cole: Oh my god...
King: Ladies and germs, this match is about to make the goriest film ever into a movie for all ages.
Cole: Thank god, it's Halloween.
Harry sets up the ladder and picks up Jack who seems dead and out and puts him on the table, sandwiching him between the pane of glass and the table as Harry starts climbing the ladder. He sees Jack down there and is about ready to hit him with a huge leg drop, but out of nowhere, Jack gets up and grabs Harry's feet, sending him back down on the table as Jack kicks him in the groin...maybe as payback from eariler as he goes on the top of the ladder and jumps off and does a shooting star as he grabs Harry and BAM! CHAMBER THE CARTIDGE THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE! Sirens wail as both men are down as the fans are starting to get sickened yet still have to watch this madness of a spectacle. Both men are seriously, believed to be dead as somehow, someway, after about a couple of minutes, Jack gets to crawling over to Harry in which he does so and drapes an arm around him, in which the ref counts anyway...ONE......TWO......THR--KICKOUT BY HARRY!
Cole: My god, how did Hardcore Harry kick out?
King: I have no idea.
Jack and Harry, both lost a lot of blood during this match are now crawling as Jack helps himself up by the apron although pieces of glass get stuck to his hand, which actually wakes him up as he pulls off the glass from his hand graphically as he looks under the ring and finds a table sliding it in the ring setting it up as he goes out towards the ring and finds the black bag that Harry pulled out from eariler and unties it in the ring as millions upon millions of thumbtacks slide out and on the table and the ring as Jack slides back out and picks up Harry, sliding him into the ring but Harry goes and kicks him in the midsection as he tries to whip him into the ladder, Jack gets whipped onto it but ends up jumping on the third rung as Jack gets ready to jump onto Harry, but Harry hits him and rips the barbed wire off of his foot punching him with it as Jack gets woozy on top of the ladder, Harry climbing the other side as they start punching one another trying to get the opponent off of the ladder, then without hesitation, Harry punches with the barbed wire causing Jack to finally lost control as Harry picks him up by the legs...he wouldn't do it, would he? BAM! He throws off Jack with an Alabama Slam onto the top of the barbed wire tent on top of the ring as the sirens wail. Then, without warning. BAM! HARRY LEG DROPS ON JACK! The steel beams break off as both men go crashing through the tack-covered table. OH MY GOD! Harry, with the last ounce drapes an arm over Jack....ONE.........TWO.........THREE!
Winner via Pinfall and NEW XHF European Champion: HARDCORE HARRY!
Cole: Oh my god, Harry did it.
King: That may have just been the sickest thing I have ever seen.
Cole: Jack tried his hardest and in the end, it failed anyways.
*The bell rings as EMT's come rushing out onto the ring as both men are almost seriously dead from the blood loss as they go to work on Harry and Jack. The ref will have to get the title to Harry when he's out and alive again but right now, madness has turned into a serious moment here as they put both men on seperate stretchers and wheel both men off to a rousing ovation from the Seattle crowd.*
Cole: In all my years, I don't think I've seen anything this violent.
King: And we have more madness to come, the TLC match for the Tag belts, the "Kitchen Kaos" match for the X*Crown and who can forget the "Flawless" match for the XHF World Heavyweight Championship.
Cole: That's why this is called Bonafide Homicide.
*Just now, "Set it Off" by P.O.D hits the P.A., so the fans know the Enterprise is coming out. But who of the Enterprise? Why it's none other than "Dirty South" Ron Gibson and the "Real F'n Deal" Curtis Kanyon! Behind them is Mr. Slave. They walk down to the ring as they slide into the ring and taunt to the crowd as they wait for their opponents.*
Cole: And now to kick things off in tonight's highly anticipated TLC Tag Titles matchup, Dirty Deal.
King: The team that's truly worhy of those very Tag Titles Cole.
*The lights dim down in the entire arena as a single distorted guitar riff comes into play over the system as it changes distortion a couple times before a original guitar riff hits and the lights come up a little as a drum beat hits the lights on full before dimming down again as the song builds up to a stand point and finally kicks into "Hope Is..." by Killswitch Engage as the team of Hope Never Dies comes out to the ring to a set of cheers out from the crowd as both "Dynamite" Jay Williams and Kevin Hardaway hit the ring, Jay's wife Amy Skye-Williams accompanying them to ringside.
Let the strength of your words be the spark that ignites the flame.
Proclaim your freedom, give voice to your liberation.
This is my confession.
Mark these words, we will rise.
Weep no more, we will prevail.
Grieve no more, we will prevail.
Both men hit the ring and jump on the apron instereo as they enter the ring to a sea of cheers as both men hit the turnbuckles and do Hardaway's "Metal horns X" as the crowd is mostly with them as they jump off with the song fading, Amy clapping for them.*
Cole: Here comes the infamous duo known as Hope Never Dies.
King: Once again they're gonna need plenty of that "hope" nonsense to make it through tonight though.
**A single bass guitar tune is then heard over the sound system. As it plays the arena lights flash wildly about the stage. The tron shows a misty background but out onto one side steps Milo Holland. Moments later onto the other side steps Dave Holland. Using some fancy graphics a logo appears with a light shining behind it completing the frame thusly:
As the rest of the band fully kick in there is an explosion of pyros on one side of the stage and ticker tape on the other. Out onto their respective sides step Dave Holland and Milo Holland. Milo walks straight and purposefully, whilst Dave does as Dave does,.. bouncing about taking all the heat from the crowd.
Dave and Milo look at each other. Dave holds out a single hand to Milo, looking for him to slap it like a horizontal hi five. Is that called a low five? Well whatever you get the picture. Milo must have some sense of timing because he hits Dave's hand at the precise second all the instruments kick back out leaving just the bass and the lyrics start.
At the same time more flashy firework effects hit either side of the ramp every time the word 'Now' is shouted from the song, and Dave and Milo begin their walk down, Dave still bouncing about as is his custom.
Step up to me - Step up to me - NOW
Step up to me - Step up to me - NOW
Step up to me - Step up to me
You wanna be a big time player - its not to be
Dave slides under the bottom rope and charges at the opposite turnbuckle. He leaps to the top and spreads his arms wide, soaking up the massive heat from the crowd. Milo climbs the steps and gets into the ring like a non-hyperactive person. He steps to the center of the ring and just looks around at the crowd. He's focusing his mind but still recognising the fans about him. He doesn't really care.
Look at your face - look at your name
It's funny youre a loser with only yourself to blame
Cut your fucking hair now - scared of all the stare downs
You wanna be like me cause it's real
So you steal on your way to fame
Never gonna be - never gonna see
Your name in lights - you can always dream what cha could've been
Clean up my shit - you look like a dick
Step to unemployment - step
Dave leaps down and squares up to Milo. They're talking to each other, hyping each other up, focusing on the task at hand. After a short team talk Milo clasps a hand over the back of Dave's neck, Dave does the same to Milo, they knock heads and then break away, Dave still warming himself up, Milo pacing to the turnbuckle.
The music fades away...**
Cole: Then last but certainly not least we have the champs themselves, the Brothers Holland.
King: And by all means the Hollands are here tonight for one thing Cole, that being to retain their gold by any means neccessary under these TLC conditions.
Triple Threat "Tables, Ladders and Chairs" Match for the XHF Tag Team Championships
Dirty Deal (Curtis Kanyon & Ron Gibson) vs. Hope Never Dies (Kevin Hardaway & Jay Williams) vs. The Brothers Holland (Dave Holland & Milo Holland)
Dave and Milo Holland warm up in one corner, stretching to prepare. Jay Williams and Kevin Hardaway bounce about have a little prep talk before they start, and Dirty Deal, Ron Gibson and Curtis Kanyon talk in the corner. The bell rings and the referee unleashes chaos. The camera takes quick shot at the titles suspended above the ring before the action begins. Hardaway and Williams charge towards Dirty Deal, and infact, so do the Hollands. Williams and Hardaway grab Ron Gibson and drag him over to one corner, whilst Milo and Dave Holland grab Curtis and take him to the opposite side.
Cole: It looks like the hollands and Hope Never Dies are on the same page!
King: It's called taking out the competition Cole.
Dave Holland holds Curtis into the corner as Milo takes a few steps back, he then charges as Dave lets go and Milo slams his boot into Curtis' face with a big boot. On the other side of the ring Jay shoulder thrusts Ron and flips backwards, over Hardaway as he shoulder thrusts Gibson. The two continue this stunt three or four times. HND then both grab Gibson and irish whip him as The Hollands irish whip Curtis, the two men collide in the center of the ring and fall over. This leaves HND and the Hollands staring at each other. HND explode as they charge the Hollands. Jay Williams crossbodies Milo Holland, who catches him as Kevin Hardaway delivers a diving forearm to Dave Holland, taking him down.
Cole: And the alliance is broken!
King: I told you already...
Milo takes Williams and lifts him high, throwing him out of the ring and through one of the tables set up at ringside. Hardaway nips up and ducks under Milo and lifts him up, over the ropes, sending him through one of the tables too.
Cole: We have hardcore action already!
King: Two tables used up already, this is gonna be crazy!
Hardaway turns around as Dave Holland nips up to his feet, Dirty Deal have gotten to their feet too. Hardaway and Dave look at each other and then charge down Dirty Deal. Ron and Curtis however duck under the two speedy superstars and on the rebound they both deliver spinebusters, one to Hardaway and one to Dave. Ron and Curtis then run off opposite ropes, on the rebound they jump and almost swinging neckbreaker each other so as to land in a splash positiong on Dave and K-Hard each.
King: That was a pretty impressive move!
Cole: Got me interested...
Gibson and Curtis taunt to the crowd as they slide out of the ring, lifting up the ring apron. Ron and Curtis begin to pull chairs from underneath the ring, and sliding them in. They then slide out a ladder, setting it up outside the ring. The two then slide back in, as on the other side Milo and Jay slide in. The six men are all on their feet as they all pick up chairs. They all look around each other, simply because for once the odds are even. Ron gibson points to Milo, then himself, and then to Jay Williams, Milo nods and Ron slams the chair over Jay Williams head as Milo slams his own chair over Ron Gibsons head. Seeing this Curtis slams his chair into Dave hollands face before Kevin Hardaway throws his chair to Curtis, curtis drops his own and catches K-Hards, before K-Hard dropkicks it into his face. Milo turns around and drops his chair to the floor, to grab Hardaway, but Hardaway duvks under and bounces off the ropes, flipping backwards for a springboard ddt onto Milo Holland!!
Cole: And Kevin Hardaway is the last man standing!!
King: Did you see what he just did?
The crowd go crazy as Kevin Hardaway stands tall, taunting for the crowd. He then drags Milo into the middle of the ring, dragging Dave onto of him, as Jay gets up and helps pile on Curtis Kanyon and Ron Gibson. Hardaway then climbs to the top rope and stands tall, getting the fance to chant...."HOPE IS....." he flies through the air as the crowd shout out "NOT LOST!" he lands on the pile of opponents with the Hope Is... the crowd go crazy.
Cole: Holy shit, did you see that?
King: He just frog splashed four men!
K-Hard and Jay Williams slap each other high fives before sliding out of the ring, they each slide a ladder into the ring before moving around to the ringside closest to the XHF ramp. They pull something out from underneath the ring apron, it's a huge thick, oakwood table, with the Holland Incorperated Enterprise logo on it. Jay and K-Hard taunt, mockingly showing off the HIE logo. The two turn around as Dave Holland gets to his feet. He picks up a chair and throws it out of the ring. K-Hard catches it and looks confused as Dave Holland flings himself over the ropes catching both Jay and Kevin with a crossbody.
Cole: Hardaway is truly impressing me here tonight!
Back in the ring Milo is on his feet. He stalks Dirty Deal as they slowly get to their feet. He raises both arms and as they turn he grabs them around the throat. He roars with defiance to the crowd as he lifts them up, but Curtis slips off to the side as Milo slams Ron Gibson down, Curtis however has picked up a ladder. He places it over his head and spins around, slamming it into Milo's head. Milo collapses, Dave slides into the ring and ducks under, but is acaught on the reverse as Hope Never Dies slide into the ring. Curtis stops spinning as he sets the ladder up. Jay and Kevin move forwards but Dave holland rolls Kevin up from behind and through into a figure four leglock. Curtis Kanyon begins to climb the ladder.Williams begins too as well.
King: We finally have somebody climbing the ladder!
The two reach the top of the ladder and begin fist fighting, as Milo gets to his feet. Milo pushes the ladder, sending Jay Williams and Curtis Kanyon to the outsid eof the ring. Dave and K-Hard have brawled to the outside and are in a fist fight. Milo sets up the second ladder and begins to climb. Ron gibson is on his feet and begins to climb too. The two meet at the top, just like Williams and Curtis did. However Milo over powers Gibson and he locks him up, diving off..MILO JUMPS OFF THE LADDER, TO THE OUTSIDE AND THROUGH THE OAKWOOD TABLE, DRIVING GIBSON, WITH THE RACE HATE!!
Cole: Holy shit!
King: Holy shit!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!!
Cole & King: XHF!! XHF!! XHF!!
Cole: You know, it was ron Gibson who put Milo in a coma with that very move?
King: Through the cell yes, i remember.
Milo and Ron lay out cold on the floor outside the ring. Dave comes over to check whats going on. Hardaway follows however and nails Dave Holland in the back of the head with a steel chair. K-Hard slides into the ring and begins to climb the other ladder. He gets halfway before Dave sluggisly slides into the ring, Dave begins to climb aswell, as Jay Williams and Curtis Kanyon get into the ring. Jay climbs the turnbuckle and jumps off spearing Dave Holland off the ladder as Kevin Hardaway reaches up for the belts, Hardaway grabs them and begins pulling them off as Curtis Kanyon removes the ladder, BUT HARDAWAY GRABS ON!! Hardaway pull and pulls as Jay Williams clotheslines Curtis Kanyon out of the ring. Jay move forwards using his own body to try and support Hardaway, holding him up with his hands. Hardaway falls backwards...TITLES IN HAND!! The bell rings.
Cole: My god!!
Winners and NEW XHF Tag Team Champions: Kevin Hardaway and Jay Williams, aka HOPE NEVER F'N DIES!!!
Cole: Wow, just, wow, these two longtime XHF competitors who for so long have been living on sheer potential have finally broken through to convert that awesome potential into the very first XHF gold of their careers!
King: Yep a definite congratulations is due to the fierce new duo of champs known as Hope Never Dies on this night, they truly took things to the Xtreme this evening and did exactly what had to be done and then some to pull off by far the biggest win so far in their young XHF careers.
*The lights in the arena go off and as the opening guitar riffs of "Rosetta Stoned" by Tool hit, lights surrounding the Xtreme Tron go on, red and blue.
"Alright then
Picture this if you will"
Suddenly all the instruments kick in and all the lights in the arena start blinking blue, red and white because of the fast paced music.
"10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51.
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy when a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping...
Holy fucking shit!"
All the instruments keep going as Red Fusion steps out past the curtain, with a look of focus in his eyes. He is ready to fight. He steps onto the stage and looks out into the crowd of his fans who are cheering him on. Just as he stands there on the stage, the only lights that continue to blink, are the ones on the Xtreme Tron. A green laser shoots out from the middle of the stage, right underneath the Xtreme Tron, and spreads out in both directions, as that of a paper fan.
"Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa,
did a slow-mo Matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin' pants."
Red starts to walk down the ramp, as smoke has already started pouring from the sides of the stage and flooded the walk way area. A spot light follows atop of Red as he walks toward the ring. He reaches the bottom of the ramp and looks around the arena.
"So light in his way,
Like an apparition,
He had me crying out,
"Fuck me,
It's gotta be,
Deadhead Chemistry,
The blotter got right on top of me,
Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T!"
Everyone is cheering for Fusion. Red walks around the corner to the steps and walks up them. He climbs into the ring and heads to the furthest turnbuckle. He climbs up and flexes and poses for the crowd as hundreds of cameras start flashing taking pictures, and such.
"And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not."
Me. The Chosen One?
They chose me!!!
And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school."
Red hops down heads to the oppostie turnbuckle, where he climbs up and hundreds more cameras start to go off, flashing in his face as he relishes in the cheers.
"You better.
You better.
You better.
You better listen."
Red hops down and paces around the ring for a moment. He cracks his neck a few times and starts to jog in place for a moment.*
Cole: Is he in the ring yet?
King: I think so, I did my taxes right now.
*As soon as the introduction to "(I Want To Be Your) Slave" by Kandles at Nine comes in, the lights go off and Tara's logo can be seen on the titantron, with famous clips from Tara's former matches being shown inside the logo, only and just darkness outside of it. With the music getting a bit quicker now, the logo has taken the entire titantron, and is continuing to show random clips. Soon it just shows Tara just holding up former championships that she had held in the past, and the lights begin to flicker with a blue shade. The entire crowd cheers as they see the mist rising up at the stage, with it rising up towards the rafters.
What will it take for you to open up for me?
Patients wearing thin for your grinding
Oh please, Amy, you're so pretty on the inside
Coming slowly out from the mist now is the one and only, Frozen Phoenix, Tara. Her lips show a cocky smirk. Through the sunglasses are confident and cocky eyes, filled with greed... reflections of the ring can be seen off the sunglasses. She reaches her arms down and unfastens the trench coat from herself, and pushes the trench coat back a bit. One arm is lifted up into the air, as the crowd boos even more now. Her right index finger is extended out in the air, letting the fans know that she is one of a kind.
This is all I want this is all I see
You dance around my dark desires
What would you do if I made the first move?
My fantasy says you'll let me do what I want to do
This is all I want this is all I see
Give me your permission for what I need!
Her arm lowers, as she starts making her way down the ramp a little ways, while looking out at the fans. The lights have gone somewhat back to normal, as the mist begins to disperse out. She lifts her right hand up again, while her left is on her hip and removes the sunglasses. With a devilish grin coming over her face, and her seductive eyes, she looks right at the camera. Taking her time, she places the sunglasses on one of the pockets of her bulletproof vest. She hurries her way down the ramp and slides inside the ring.
(Slave!)
Voodoo talkin' (Slave!)
Fire walkin' (Slave!)
Primal shakin'!
Anything for you (Slave!)
Heavy breathin' (Slave!)
Love the beatin' (Slave!)
Always pleasin'
I want to be your slave!
As soon as she's inside the ring, she raises her arms in the air and jumps up to the second turnbuckle at the nearest turnbuckle. A devilish grin is still on her face while the crowd is cheering her, as she raises her arms in the air. After a few moments, she spins 180 degrees off of the turnbuckle, landing on the mat. She paces herself slowly inside the ring while waiting for the bell to sound.*
King: Pup...
Cole: DON'T YOU FUCKING SAY IT!!!
*The lights dim down as the start of Stereomud's "End Of Everything" plays, AJ Pheonix steps out onto the stage his long hair wet down his face and eyes.
"You will not waste my time
I will do anything
I want to anyway
This will be the end of everything that you know
I know we're killing for the raven so here we go
Don't even try to hold me down
Watch me
Be afraid"
AJ starts walking down to the ring wearing his black hooded sleeveless trench coat with a red airbrushed dragon on the back, he gets down to the ring and runs up the steel steps before grabbing the top rope slingshotting over it onto the center of the ring, he flips the hood back and outstretches his arms.
"This is the way that it is
Get ready here I come
Dropping down on you
Don't want and try to run
And when I'm finished with you
Watch me
Be afraid
(Have you ever been afraid of someone?
I've never been afraid of no one) [2x]
I do not fear
Have you ever been afraid of someone?
I've never been afraid of no one
I do not fear
Have you ever been afraid of someone?
I've never been afraid
Afraid!"
AJ removes his black trenchcoat bouncing up and down on his feet limbering up wearing black short tights with red tribal patterns on each side and black kneepads with black boots and red kickpads, his hands taped up with "fear" written on one wrist in red and "Domination" on the other.*
Cole: AJ Pheonix has arrived into the ring now.
King: He is looking fit.
*The lights die down slowly, over the PA system the sound of hissing and rattling echoes throughout the arena. The sick cacophony slowly begins to get faster and then suddenly stops, as Numb by Linkin Park begins to play out over the P.A system. Green explosions dance along the ramp abruptly as a mist slowly begins to dance out on the stage, as out of the explosion Snake slowly walks backwards out arms stretched out wearing his usual long sleeved yellow cloak with green trims, the hood hanging low on his face to cause deep shadows to hang over his features, the UK title hanging around his waist, he slowly walks down the ramp towards the ring stilling moving backwards as the camera pans from multiple angles from around the arena; Snake finally reaches the bottom of the rampway where he finally spins around looking into the ring as he reaches up to his hood and pushes it back, before climbing into the ring he quickly mounts the nearby turnbuckle and points out at the crowd in a menacing way, Snake unclips the UK Championship before pulling off the cloak and throwing it just short of the crowd, finally rising UK title up into the air. Snake jumps from the turnbuckle and bouncing into the middle of the ring slowly turns around and embraces the reactions coming from the crowd as he places his title onto his shoulder, before heading to the corner to wait.*
King: People may not like Snake, but the man has been dominate with that title.
Cole: I'll have to agree with you there King.
Fatal Fourway Match for the XHF United Kingdom Championship
"The Phoenix" Red Fusion vs. "The Frozen Phoenix" Tara Fenix vs. "The Icon of Innovation" AJ Pheonix vs. "The New Main Event" Snake
Each competitor looks around at the others, no one sure of who is going to make the first move. Red Fusion does, running at AJ and knocking him down. AJ goes down to the mat and the three other wrestlers begin kicking at him, all at once! Eventually AJ rolls out of the ring. Tara and Red Fusion work together and hit a Linked Clothesline, taking Snake down, but Tara keeps the link and pulls Red Fusion in, hitting a Belly to Belly Suplex! Shee quickly pins, hoping for a quick win.
One!
Two!!
No, Red Fusion kicks out. Tara picks Red Fusion up, but Snake is up as well. He grabs Tara from behind and holds her arms so that Red Fusion can take various shots without Tara being able to defend herself at all. Snake throws Tara out of the ring, and Red Fusion immediately goes on the attack, hitting the Snake with several forearms to the back. Red Fusion then hits a Belly to Back Suplex and pins
One!
Two!!
Kick out by Snake.
AJ is back in the ring, and drops an elbow on Red Fusion before he can get up. Red Fusion continues to try to get to his feet but AJ keeps kicking him down until he no longer fights back. AJ picks him up and hits a good Vertical Suplex. He then turns to Snake and starts stomping on him as well. Snake tries to get to his feet using the ropes, and eventually is able to do so, and brawls right back against AJ. Eventually Snake gets the advantage and goes to whip AJ into the ropes, but AJ throws him instead and follows up with a Spinebuster!
Cole: Good start.
King: Yep.
AJ quickly pins Snake.
One!
Two!!
Tara is back in the ring, and breaks it up. Tara picks AJ up and hits a Bodyslam, sending him back to the mat. She stomps AJ a few times, then stomps Snake a few times, and alternates between both men. Snake and AJ are both laying close to each other, so Tara hits a Double Elbow Drop! Red Fusion, who had rollen out of the ring, is now back in. He hits a huge Clothesline, sending Tara down to the mat, and him as well. All four competitors are down, catching their breath. Red Fusion is the first up, and Snake soon is as well. Red Fusion begins kicking at AJ as Snake kicks at Tara, and soon AJ and Tara are out of the ring. Snake and Red Fusion turn to each other, see that they're the only two left in the ring, and run at one another. Snake ducks a Clothesline attempt by Red Fusion, runs to the other side of the ring, and then hits a Cross Bodyblock. Snake picks Red Fusion up, and follows up with a Snap Suplex.
King: Wow, this has been good.
Cole: Yes sir it sure has.
Snake floats over and makes the pin.
One!
Two!!
Red Fusion kicks out once more. Snake picks Red Fusion up again, but hears a yell from behind. He turns around and is met with a Missile Dropkick from AJ off the top rope! AJ turns around to Red Fusion but walks right into Tara, who also just got back into the ring. Tara kicks AJ and hits the Fenix Wings #1!!! Tara gets back into the ring, outraged at Red Fusion. She pounds 'him down mercilessly, punching and kicking and whatever else he can. AJ comes up from behind and hits Tara with a Reverse DDT. AJ turns back to Snake and kicks him a few times, just to make sure he's down, and then goes back to Red Fusion. He picks Red Fusion up and executes a Crucifix Powerbomb. AJ pins Red Fusion.
One!
Two!!
Nooooo, Snake is there to kick AJ off. Snake picks AJ up, but AJ goes for a Clothesline. Snake ducks it and hits AJ with a German Suplex Bridge Pin!
One!
Two!
No! Tara breaks it up! Tara picks up AJ and throws him out of the ring, going to focus on Snake. She kicks Snake strategically, whenever he tries to get up. Tara eventually lets Snake get to his feet, and throws him to the ropes. She goes for a Superkick, but Snake runs by it. Snake bounces off the other side of the ring and goes for a Hard Clothesline on Tara, but Tara ducks that. Snake again bounces off the other side, and this time Tara connects with the Superkick! She then begins climbing to the top rope. Tara reaches the top, but Red Fusion is up, and punches Tara a few times while he's still on the turnbuckle. Red Fusion climbs up with him, and hits The Firey Fall off the top rope! He then pins Tara, hooking the leg.
One!
Two!!
AJ pulls Red Fusion out of the ring before the three, leaving Tara and Snake inside. AJ kicks Red Fusion in the gut and goes for a Gutwrench Powerbomb, hitting it on the cold, hard floor!
Cole: Ow.
King: Indeed.
Back in the ring, Snake is up, and he's kicking Tar repeatedly. He picks Tara up, and Tara starts fighting back, hitting a few punches, sending Snake reeling. Tara lifts Snake in the air in a Suplex type position, but Snake flips over behind her. Tara turns and is met with a kick and Evenflow DDT! On the outside, AJ and Red Fusion are still battling. AJ throws him into the guardrail, and Red Fusion holds his back and falls to the ground. AJ stomps at him a few times before rolling him into the ring, and then himself. Snake grabs AJ from behind and hits a Back Bodydrop into pin. One.. two.. no, AJ kicks out. Snake picks him up and grabs him, going for some kind of suplex, but AJ reverses it and hits a Belly to Belly of his own. Tara is up by now, and she kicks AJ as he turns around. She then goes for a Snapmare before Dropkicking AJ's spine. Tara grabs AJ's leg and puts it into a Boston Crab. AJ is planted square in the middle of the ring, and neither Red Fusion nor Snake can help right now. He's unable to find any, raises his hand... but no, Red Fusion is there and kicks Tara off! Red Fusion throws Tara to the side and picks AJ up, throwing him out of the ring. He then picks Snake up and throws him out as well. He turns back to Tara, who is now standing, and grabs him. He knees her in the gut a few times and then executes the Virus of Life! But AJ comes out of nowhere and gives Red Fusion a huge spinning wheel kick. He hops to the top rope and flies off with the Flaming Spiral. He covers Red Fusion.
One!
Two!!
Three!!!
Winner via Pinfall and NEW XHF United Kingdom/States Champion: AJ Pheonix![/u][/b]
*The lights dim to a black and blue aura, and a guitar strumming can be heard over the PA, the noise builds up, before....
"SO I FELT LIKE THE BIGGEST ASS...HOLE!"
There is an explosion, and Rob Arnold runs out onto the stage to the sound of "Kill Rock 'N' Roll" By System Of A Down. He immediately recognizes the heat from the crowd and feeds from it, encouraging them on for the match. Smirking as per usual he moves onto the ramp. He pauses half way down and smiles. He then grabs the towel on his head and throws it to the floor, causing pyros to fly up behind him.
Rob walks on down towards the ring, then jobs the final few steps, and placing a knee on the apron. He pauses for another smirk, and then climbs in via the second rope and into the ring, where he removes his coat and vest, before recognizing the fans at the turnbuckle.*
Cole: Will Rob be able to take the X*Crown title off Congo here tonight?
King: Of course he has the home field advantage hell be fighting in the kitchen!
*Joey Hawke runs out on to the ramp, where he is met with boos. He pulls out a microphone*
: Shut up, all of you! It is my grand honor to present to you, none other than..the X*Crown Champion, Congo the Destroyer!
*The crowd gets to their feet as Iggy Pops Lust for Life kicks up and the youngest Destroyer, Congo the Destroyer walks out with a big smile on his face. On his head sits a crown made of the front plates of the four original X*Crown titles. The BDDWF Championship faces the front, the RWF Championship faces the back. The two sides are the ZEWF Championship and the XWA Championship. But what is far more impressive is that Congo is wearing a royal looking cape/robe. Over the front of his right shoulder sits the front plate of the SEX Championship, over the front of his left shoulder sits the front plate of the EPW Championship, they are connected by a chain. As Congo slowly walks down the entranceway the back of his cape/robe gleams. In the center of it are the remaining seven front plates, three in a V formation, one under the V and above three in an upside-down V. The two Vs join to form an X. The three center front plates are from the ECF Championship, the XwF Championship, and the XCW Championship. The four points of the X are the BWF, PCW Primetime, CWF, and XHR Championships. The rest of the cape/robe gleams and glitters from all of the side plates from the entire X*Crown cache all filling in the gaps of the large X. This is quite the heavy cape/robe. Congo finally reaches the ring steps, climbs up them and then enters through the ropes, which Joey is holding. In Congos right hand is a gold sceptre. On the top of it sit one side plate from the BDDWF, ZEWF, XWA, and RWF Championships. He raises his arms as the fans cheer. He then bows to the crowd, signalling that only they could have helped him to get this far.*
Cole: Its no doubt that Joey could play a huge factor in the outcome to this match.
King: A good chef never lets push customers get him down.
Cole: What?
Kitchen Kaos Match for the XHF X*Crown Championship
"The True Innovator" Rob Arnold vs. Congo the Destroyer
The camera moves around the ringside area where various kitchen equipment has been set up, from stoves and sinks to fridges and freezers, anything and everything that is not of a knife nature has been provided, inside of the ring is a similar state with counters, draws and cupboards set up around the ring ropes, with those taller cupboards at each corner blocking the turnbuckles, only one side of the ring has been left clear for easy access in and out of the ring. Rob and Congo are both in the ring looking around at this new playground where their match will take place, the ref goes to each individual and talks to them before finally moving to the middle of the ring as the bell is rung at last, neither man moves as they circle the ring/kitchen, Rob brushes his hand over the counter as he walks by as though checking how clean they are as Congo continues to watch Rob, the two finally move in a lock up, Rob delivers a knee to Congos stomach but it doesnt seem to bother the champ as Rob delivers a second followed by a third, Congo takes them all and continues to hold on to Rob before taking him down with a hip toss, Rob rolls into the counter as he leans against it before using it to get to his feet, Rob taunts Congo to move in, Congo does so as he runs towards Rob as Rob moves out the way, but Congo stops himself on the counter and turns to Rob shaking his figure as Rob opens one of the higher cupboards at high speed sending the door into Congos head.
Cole: And already we see the nature of the kitchen.
King: I told you Rob was at home here!
Congo holds his head in pain as Rob grabs him and slams him against the counter before opening one of the draws and pulling out a rolling pin, Rob goes to work quickly as he slams it into Congos side before doing the same onto his back, Congo tries to stagger away as Rob delivers a blow to Congos stomach, Congo leans over as Rob sends the rolling pin upwards hitting Congo in the jaw knocking Congo against one of the counters, Rob finally drops the rolling pin as he runs at Congo but at the last minute Congo is able to grab Rob and send him flying head first into one of the doors, the door cracks with the impact and falls off its hinges, Rob is rolling on the floor in pain holding his head as Congo looks into the cupboard and pulls out a pile of plates and puts them on the counter before returning to the cupboard and pulling out a huge mixing bowl and putting that on the side as well, meanwhile Rob has rolled across the ring and has slowly gotten to his feet shakily and is slowly staggering backwards towards Congo, he slowly turns around as Congo grabs a plate and slams it over Robs head, Rob stands unsteadily on his feet as Congo grabs a second plate and smashes it over Robs head again, still Rob is standing but in his eyes there is no life as he looks ready to fall as Congo grabs a third plate and slams it over Robs head as he finally falls to the floor.
Cole: Dear god Rob could be concussed after all those shots.
King: Never mind that do you know how much money it took to set this all up and theyre destroying it all!
Outside of the ring Joey is screaming at Congo to make the cover as he slowly does as the ref slides in and counts onetwothr-Rob kicks out at the last moment, Joey is going mad shouting at the ref it was three as Congo gets to his feet lifting Rob up as well since Rob is unable to do so himself, Congo lifts Rob onto his shoulder as he looks to hit the Xtreme Revolution but at the last moment Rob grabs one of the counters and refuses to let go as Congo tries to pull him off, as the tug of war continues Rob is able to open one of the cupboards as he fights to hold on, inside sit a load of cook books as Rob pulls one out and hits Congo over the head with it, Congo has a very confused face on him as if to say what was the point of that as he tries to pull Rob off, Rob instead pulls out another book and tries his luck with that still no effect, Rob finally pulls out one of the huge heavy book and slams that over Congos head, this one does the trick as Congo drops Rob as he staggers off shaking his head, Rob throws the book at Congo knocking him back a little as Rob grabs the mixing bowl and slams it onto Congos head before grabbing the rolling pin and smacking it against the mixing bowl the force smashes the bowl while it is on Congos head sending him against the side of the ring that isnt covered with a counter as Rob runs at him clotheslining him over the ropes as they both go over.
Cole: Oh this isnt good.
King: Out of the frying pan into the fire!
Both competitors lay on the ground for a while before starting to move as Rob uses the apron while Congo uses one of the stove, the two stagger towards one another before they start to exchange punches, Rob rakes Congos eyes sending him backwards before running at him and hitting him with a dropkick to the back sending Congo into the stove, Rob moves over to Congo and starts to slam his head against it before opening one of the doors and sticking Congos head into it slamming the door on his skull a couple of times before leaning against it to keep Congo there as he lights the oven that Congos head is in, Congo is trying to fight his way out the heat starting to build inside as Rob continue to push his knee against the door, from behind him though Joey comes over and hits Rob with a flying pan, Rob stands there for a moment before releasing Congo and slowly turns around to face Joey, Rob looks at him for a moment as Joey backs off saying he didnt mean anything by it as Rob starts to walk towards him screaming at him, Joey is backing away faster now, Rob catches up with him and grabs him around the neck before pushing him into the sink, the crowd is cheering as Rob grabs Joey and sticks his head under the sink before turning the tap on as Joey tries to get out but hes hardly a match for a trained wrestler as he chokes as the water starts to fill the sink.
Cole: Yes teach that roach a lesson he wont forget!
King: You cant justify this attempted murder!
Before Rob can do anything that would too illegal Congo attacks him from behind allowing Joey to escape in a very wet state but its an escape none the less as Congo slams Robs head into the sink before throwing him into the doors of one of the glass door fridges, the glass smashes with the force of Rob connecting with it as Rob ends up in the fridge, Congo moves over to him and opens the door to retrieve the chef, but as he leans in to get Rob, Rob hits him with a bottle of milk, the impact knocking off the top as milk goes everywhere, Rob throws the milk at him before pulling out a cauliflower, Rob looks at it before throwing that at Congo too, followed by an apple, a pear and a banana, this stuff amazingly doesnt stop Congo for long as he slams an axe slam onto Robs back, but Rob has pulled out something else from the fridge as he hits Congo over the head with a the mighty cucumber, on connection with Congos head it breaks in half but its enough to put Congo off for a second as Rob pulls out a huge watermelon and slams it over Congos head temporally blinding him as it covers him head to toe.
Cole: Theyre fighting with fruit and veg
King: Thats because Rob knows Congo cant stand anything healthy!
Congo staggers away trying to clean out his eyes as Rob comes up behind him and hits him with a german suplex, Congo rolls on the floor still trying to clean out his eyes as Rob slowly walks off and grabs a pot and fills it with water before putting it on the stove and lighting it, he then walks off to one of the counters on the outside and opens the draw and pulls out a pull of tongs, he returns to Congo and puts the tongs over Congos nose before closing it and twisting, in what must be the best submission move ever invented, Congo screams in pain as Rob shouts at him to tap, Congo refuses as he continues to scream in pain, Rob delivers a couple of punches to Congos face before standing on Congos neck while still twisting the tongs this time pulling on them too, Congo continues to screaming in pain as his nose starts to bleed but still he refuses to submit, Rob loses his patients and lets Congo go, his nose a bloody mess now, as Rob goes to check on how his waters is doing which is now boiling, he turns off the stove and picks up the pot as he walks towards Congo as an evil grin appears over our favourite chefs face.
Cole: Dear god what is Rob thinking here?!
King: Hes making Congo some soup so he feels better!
Rob walks over to Congos head as he stands over his face mocking him before he lifts up the pot of water as he pours it Congo manages to some how rolls out of the way and at the same time kick it out of his hands as the water instead goes over Rob, Rob screams as the boiling hot water touches his bare flesh, as Congo rolls away as Rob collapses to the floor in pain as his skin starts to blister, mean while Congo has reached the sink and starts to wash out his eyes as Rob crawls towards the freezer and opens it before pulling out anything and everything to head with the burns, he finally settles for a bag of peas to cover his arm where most of the water went as Congo finishes cleaning himself off as best as possible and walks around to where Rob is covered in frozen produce, Congo looks concerned not knowing what he was doing before but Joey is screaming at him to finish Rob off, Congo moves over to Rob to check on him ignoring Joey, but Congo gets repaid as Rob pulls something out of the freezer and hits him over the head with it, the object in question turns out to be a leg of lamb as Rob continues to beat Congo with it as he falls to the ground, Rob soon drops the leg of lamb as he goes back to tending to his burnt arm.
Cole: The Ref has got to end this match these two are going to kill each other knifes or no knifes!
King: And its all in entertainment!
Rob soon returns back to Congo as he pulls him up with his good arm and slams him against the apron before throwing him into the side of the freezer, he again hopes his arm before charging at Congo and ramping him against the metal with a shoulder tactical, Congo holds his back in pain as Rob starts to ram his shoulder repeatedly into Congo before leading Congo away and throwing him into the turnbuckle, Congo leans against the post as Rob moves to one of the many counters and pulls the toaster off it, he ramps up the wire before measuring up Congo, Rob runs at Congo looking to slam the toaster into his head but Congo ducks at the last moment as Rob runs into the post and the toaster bounces back into his face, Rob falls to the floor holding his face as Congo slowly uses the apron to get to his feet. Rob rolls over and tries to pull himself up as the two slowly but surely come face to face again and start to battle it out as they slowly push one another closer to the announce tables.
Cole: Oh dear theyre getting very close to us!
King: Maybe Rob wants to bring us our refreshments.
The two lock up as Rob attempts to suplex Congo on to the table but hes unable to as Congo keeps himself grounds and instead throws Rob onto the table face first, Rob bounces off as Congo staggers back in exhaustion, Rob holds his chest as he rolls off the table onto the floor, Joey is again shouting at Congo to keep on Rob as Congo moves over and pulls Rob up walking him around the ring, but as he does Rob elbows Congo in the gut as they are by the steps and slams Congos head into the steel before hitting him with a drop toe hold onto them, its now Robs turn to walk Congo around the ring before he throws Congo back into the ring, Rob follows him back in, Congo slowly attempts to climb to his feet but Rob quickly grabs him and throws him into one of the tall cupboards in the corner of the ring, Congo bounces off it in a daze as he staggers backwards and turns around as Rob moves in and hits him with the food poisoner making all the kitchen equipment shake with the impact, Rob quickly makes the cover as the referee counts onetwothr-Congo kicks out!
Cole: Near fall for Congo there.
King: We nearly had a new X*Crown Champion!
Rob slams his fist onto the mat screaming at the referee to count the fall as he covers again but only gets another two count, Rob gets up and starts to threaten the referee in his frustration, he shakes his head as he holds his head before moving over to the nearest cupboard thing in the corner which Congo is currently laying by, Rob looks around it before trying to pull it out, it shakes but barely moves as Rob starts to climb onto the counter and moves behind it standing on the turnbuckle, he starts to push it as it start to tip over, it finally does as it goes flying towards Congo as Rob rides on top of it but at the last moment Congo rolls out of its path avoiding being crushed, Rob holds on as the impact nearly throws him across the ring, Rob again throws a fit as he kicks the cupboard as Congo climbs to his feet, Rob moves over to him and tries to hit another food poisoner but Congo elbows Rob in the head and as Rob staggers backwards Congo lifts him up and hits him with the Xtreme Revolution right threw the knocked over cupboard, Congo covers in the mess of wood as the referee counts onetwoTHREE!
Winner via Pinfall and STILL XHF X*Crown Champion: Congo the Destroyer!
Cole: Congo did it!
King: Yea but he had to put Rob through a cupboard to do it!
*Both men lay in the rubble as Congos music plays over the PA system, slowly but surely Congo climbs to his feet, nose bloody and body wore but victorious none the less as the referee stands next to him and raises his hand, but celebrations are short lived as from behind somebody jumps Congo, Congo staggers forwards as the camera focuses on Milo Holland who starts to pound on Congos back, Congo starts to fight back but soon someone jumps him this time its Dave Holland, as the two start to beat Congo down, the camera moves to the rampway as Snake is slowly walking down to ringside happily watching the Holland Brothers taking Congo apart. Inside of the ring Rob is slowly getting back to his feet just as Snake reaches ringside, the Hollands quickly retreat from the ring as Rob looks at them in confusion, Congo is slowly getting up to as Rob helps him up.*
Cole: What in the hell are the Hollands and Snake doing out here!?
King: No idea but good job Rob is up now or else Congo would have been for it.
*Congo takes Robs hand as he helps him up and the two face Snake, Dave and Milo on the rampway, but in the ring Rob has backed away a little and has picked up the rolling pin as he stands behind Congo waiting, Congo seeing Rob has disappeared looks around to see Rob sending the rolling pin crashing over his head breaking it in two, Snake and the Hollands enter the ring as all four of them start to stomp on the X*Crown Champion who is already down, finally the Hollands lift him up and throw him over the ring ropes as the crowd are in full force booing, the team of Brits stand around Rob as he looks at them before Snake grabs his arm and raises it into the air signally only one thing, Snake and the Hollands have a new member and Congo has paid the price for this new alliance as the scene fades to commercials before the main event...*
*A deep digital voice says "M-V-P" over the speakers. Then, "Who betta than Kanyon!?" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, XHF title around his waist, walking down the ramp. Obsidian, La Parka, and GQ Money then come out behind him. Kanyon points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring, Obsidian, La Parka, and Money following. Obsidian grabs a microphone and hands it to Kanyon as La Parka dances around the ring, and GQ shows off his wardrobe. Kanyon shines the title and then says, "Who betta than Kanyon!?" To which half the crowd responds, "Everybody!" And the other half responds "Nobody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner and Obsidian, La Parka, and Money exit the ring to wait for the match to start.*
Cole: And here is Kanyon, hoping to take that belt back around his waist.
King: Not just hoping, he is going to.
*The lights in the arena flicker different colors, but the pace of the flicker (or strobe) is so fast that it's hard to tell what colors they are. As this flickering occures, slowly, in fades, the violent opening thunder claps of Stone Sour's Reborn. The flickering of the lights vanishes and is replaced with a dark hole of nothingness, as the lights go out. The fans boo and cheer, because they recognize the face on the Xtreme Tron, they recognize the smirk that they've grown to respect over the past couple years.
Then suddenly the opening riff to the song begins to thrash the speakers, and the darkness shatters into a blinding world of blue, green, and gold. As the first verse to the song hits, MGK makes his way out, dressed in his ring attire, consisting of green and black cameoflage pants, with the letters "MGK" stitched in the sides in black and white. He's wearing the XHF Championship over his shoulder, and his wet hair is slicked back. He crosses both arms over his chest in the fashion of an X, staring out into the mass humanity that stands before him. Then he starts his walk down the ramp, not even bothering to look at the cheering fans, and only focused on the ring. He stops midway down the ramp, and stares a hole right through the ring, his eyes locked and projecting an undeniable determination. He slides into the right and gets up to one knee, to soak in the now dim, but green lights shining down on him. Then he climbs to the middle turnbuckle and takes off the XHF title, before raising it high in the air. He taps the golden plate with his fist, then points to his chest.
"I AM EVERYTHING
I AM ANYTHING
I AM AUTOMATIC
I AM YESTERDAY
I AM EVERYDAY
I AM GONNA BE
REBORRRRN
THIS IS THE START OF SOMETHING"
As the music continues to blare over the speakers, he hops off the turnbuckle, and he hands the title to the referee, then begins pacing the ring, ready for action..*
Cole: And the champion is out here!
King: You mean the thief?
"Flawless" Match for the XHF World Heavyweight Championship
Chris "MVP" Kanyon vs. "The Undisputed Icon" MGK
Both men get locked into the cage, as they glare at one another before the referee finally does close the door as soon as the bell sounds, MGK and Kanyon are both out of their respected corners and right at each other. They grab each other into a headlock, and both are beginning to swing wildly at the other! MGK is getting some vicious shots in, but Kanyon is getting quicker shots in. After a while of them fighting, the referee is forced to try and break the two up.
King: Having to get broken up so early.
Cole: Both men gotta be careful. They can be disqualified here.
MGK does take a few steps back as he is told, as Kanyon is also listening since he does not want to get disqualified early in the match. The moment the referee moves out of the way, Kanyon lunges forward with a cheap shot delivered straight to MGK! That shot knocks MGK off of his feet, but quickly rolling back up. Kanyon grabs MGK and takes him over with an arm drag before both of them are quickly back up to their feet. MGK charges at Kanyon, only to be taken down with a back elbow. Before MGK can push himself up to his feet, Kanyon grabs him by the head to force him up. He then follows up with a couple knife edge chops, before MGK can finally get in some of his own offense at him Kanyon staggers back from each knife edge chop that MGK delivers, but always fires back with another one.
King: Fight back! Take him down, like the chump he is!
Cole: Kanyon battles back.
MGK takes the upper hand of the situation, and finally manages to take Kanyon down with a hard clothesline! As Kanyon is sitting up, MGK quickly kneels down to place Kanyon into a sleeper hold. He keeps him down on the canvas with the hold locked in, but Kanyon is quickly trying to battle his way out of it! MGK does not have an opportunity to keep it in for too long before Kanyon manages to get back up to his feet and deliver a couple hard elbows into the abdomen of MGK. MGK tries to keep the pressure applied in the hold, but finally is forced off by Kanyon! MGK runs into the ropes, and catches himself there. Kanyon charges at him to go for a splash, but MGK moves out of the way and Kanyon collides with the cage. MGK quickly goes around him and rolls him up into a school boy. One Two Kick out!
Cole: Almost an early cover, there.
King: Not that early! Never that early!
MGK looks frustrated that that was not the three count, as Kanyon releases a sigh of relief over that. MGK had nearly pulled a fast one, but Kanyon was able to avoid it barely before Kanyon can get all the way back up to his feet, MGK grabs him by the wrist with his left arm, as he begins delivering some hard elbow smashes right into the skull of Kanyon until he is backed up against the ropes. MGK goes for an Irish whip, but Kanyon reverses it! MGK manages to jump on the second rope, and springboard off of the rope to take Kanyon down with a cross body!
Cole: And MGK springboards from the cage!
King: Luck.
MGK gets back up to his feet, beginning to get the crowd bit riled up while getting himself more motivated into the match as well. He goes to lift Kanyon up, as Kanyon is on both his knees groggy from the shot that he had taken. MGK gets ready to hit him with a hard right hand, but as the referee is circling around to not see what happens, Kanyon goes forward a bit delivering a hard low blow to try and shift the momentum. MGK is starting to fall, but is held up by Kanyon. Kanyon delivers a hard right hand to the skull of MGK before preparing to fall back with the flatliner. MGK manages to push Kanyon away, just in time, but as he is coming back, MGK receives a hard kick to the stomach from Kanyon!
King: Were seeing true dominance from Kanyon.
Cole: MGK avoids the flatliner, but gets hit with a hard toe kick.
Kanyon drops MGK down to the canvas with a DDT before rolling him over and hooking the leg. One Two Kick out! MGK and Kanyon are both starting to roll towards their feet, with the Kanyon asking the referee if he is sure it was not a three, but the referee insures him that it was only a two. Both men are back up to their feet, and as Kanyon turns around to face MGK, he gets taken over with a power slam! MGK right away bounces to his feet, while stalking the downed challenger. Kanyon uses the ropes to get up to his feet and looks at MGK seeing him coming. He ducks underneath an attempted clothesline from MGK, and starts to deliver some quick jabs to MGK trying to battle his momentum back. MGK attempts a standing clothesline, and this time is pushed forward into the turnbuckle so his chest and abdomen hit it hard.
King: How blind is he?
Cole: MGK collides with the turnbuckle.
Before MGK has a chance to grab a hold, to make sure Kanyon does not further the assault, he gets dragged up and over with a German suplex! Kanyon gets right up and smiles excitedly out to the crowd, feeling that this match is already his for the taking. MGK holds his lower back a bit while starting to get up to his feet, but as he is on both knees, Kanyon goes forward to grab both arms and start wrenching them backward. He places his foot on the back of MGK, and gets him in the surfboard stretch! MGK shakes his head in a bit of pain from this hold, as Kanyon refuses to let go. MGK manages to stand all the way up after the hold is in for a while, but Kanyon still has the hold in.
King: Surfboard stretch, and MGK might as well tap out.
Cole: Not this early, King.
MGK continues to shake his head to refuse to give into this hold. MGK finally pulls tries to pull his arms forward, but is unable to, so he jumps backwards landing on top of Kanyon, dropping all his weight on him as well! MGK holds his back again, after that hold and sneers while Kanyon is getting back up. After Kanyon is up, MGK lifts him over with a vertical suplex, perfectly. MGK quickly rolls back up to his feet, as Kanyon is also getting up he gets taken over now with a shoulder back toss as soon as he turns towards MGK, and MGK starts gathering up momentum again. Kanyon gets up to his feet a third time, and now MGK starts driving hard rights into his skull, and after a couple rights, he uses one devastating left to take him down!
King: Get him, Kanyon!
Cole: The champion, MGK, is dominating!
Kanyon is up against the ropes, and pleading for MGK to give him a break. MGK keeps his fist clenched, but does stop to allow Kanyon back to his feet Kanyon tries to sneak up at him to try and take him down, but MGK takes him over with an arm drag, and quickly falls to the canvas to put in an arm bar! Kanyon is trying to battle out of it right away, but MGK keeps applying further pressure. Kanyon keeps his fist clenched and is shaking it in the air trying to force himself out of the hold, but is not able to do anything. MGK continues applying further pressure, as Kanyon reaches out for the ropes he is just a couple inches away, and starts trying to pull MGK, which is like trying to move dead weight. MGK tries not to budge, but Kanyon manages to get him over a bit, enough to let Kanyon grasp the ropes!
Cole: And Kanyon gets the rope break.
King: That fighting spirit, you see.
The referee tells MGK to release the hold, and he does, but frustration is building up inside of him. MGK begins pacing inside the ring while Kanyon is laying on the canvas holding his arm. The referee is checking on Kanyon, asking him if he is able to continue and Kanyon says that he is able to. The moment he gets up, MGK delivers a hard swift kick to the abdomen of Kanyon, and hooks both arms. The entire crowd cheers while MGK lifts him up for Welcome to Chicago. Kanyon rolls on the canvas, holding his back in further pain, and even the move messed with his arm further. MGK starts stalking him, but Kanyon gets on the other side of the ropes between the cage and the ropes. MGK growls a bit with anger, and just grabs Kanyon to drag him over the top rope and back inside the ring.
Cole: The champion is getting mad!
King: He needs a break! Ass!
Kanyon tries to crawl back to the middle of the ring, while pleading with MGK, but MGK does not let up this time. He grabs the weakened arm of Kanyon and forces him up to his feet. Kanyon is pulling away, but MGK is trying to pull him into a Damageplan! Kanyon swings out of it, though, and delivers a hard elbow to the head of MGK. MGK staggers a little and goes for a clothesline, but Kanyon ducks underneath it and hits him with a double knee backbreaker! Kanyon rolls him over right away to attempt the cover. One Two Kick out! MGK starts to roll over while Kanyon takes a deep breath getting ready to continue the attack. As Kanyon is starting to pull MGK up, but MGK manages to deliver a hard back elbow to Kanyon! He grapples up with him right after to attempt the Michigan Flame! Kanyon pulls him forward and slams him head first into the cage, though, and the referee calls for the bell.
Winner of fall one via DQ: MGK!
Cole: And MGK takes it by disqualification!
King: He ran into the cage, ref! Where are your eyes?
MGK has been busted open from being hit into the cell, while Kanyon is arguing with the referee over that. He looks quite angry that the referee had disqualified him for that, but with there being a rule that he cant use the cage as a weapon, he was disqualified for it. MGK is holding the cell looking glazed out at the crowd as the blood drips down his head. Kanyon finally calms down a bit, as the referee leads them over to the second cage the Greenhouse cage.
King: This is not going to be good.
Cole: Not at all.
The entire crowd is cheering, as MGK begins wiping the blood from his head. He shakes his head to get the cobwebs out, and the moment they are both in the cage, Kanyon takes a cheap shot to send him right down to the canvas! MGK starts bouncing back up to his feet, but slowly since he has been weakened as he glares up at Kanyon. A second shot from Kanyon sends MGK back down to the canvas, and this time he rolls to the turnbuckle to bring himself up from the mat. Kanyon follows in with a hard clothesline followed with a couple elbow strikes to the skull of MGK, before finally dragging him out of the corner and down with a Kanyon Cutter! He quickly attempts the cover, by hooking the leg. One Two MGK rolls his shoulder from the canvas!
King: Damn!
Cole: Kanyon nearly quickly evened the score.
Kanyon is getting further aggravated, and pulls MGK to sit up before dropping down with an elbow! He gets back up and goes with another elbow drop to MGK and keeps going with this process until MGK is rolling on the canvas in pain. Kanyon holds his shoulders down to attempt a cover. One Two Kick out! Kanyon begins choking him with his forearm, but releases quickly. MGK sits up completely out of breath, while trying to get a wind back.
King: Keep that assault up, Kanyon.
Cole: Kanyon is trying to choke the life from MGK.
Kanyon gets up to his feet and looks around for a moment before climbing the nearest turnbuckle. He dives off of it to go for a diving body splash, aiming to put MGK away, but he moves out of the way! Kanyon holds his chest and abdomen in a bit of pain from that, and is quickly back up to both his knees. MGK gets up taking a couple deep breaths before rushing at Kanyon and hitting him with a diving dropkick! MGK quickly hooks the leg. One Two--kick out! Kanyon is starting to get to his feet, as MGK uses the ropes to keep himself balanced up. Kanyon rushes at MGK going for a spear only to be tossed through one of the plate glasses of the Greenhouse!
King: NO!
Cole: And Kanyon is sent through the ropes and through the glass!
Kanyon is laying outside of the cage now, in absolute agony. MGK looks out at him, as the crowd is going wild. Pieces of glass are digging in the skin of Kanyon, as MGK slowly rolls out from the broken glass. He lifts Kanyon up noticing the blood all across his arms and back, before driving his head into the apron of the ring, where pieces of glass are as well! Kanyon is cut open from the head now, and screaming out in further pain.
King: Get that glass out of there! Its a distraction.
Cole: The champion is relentless with his assault.
MGK effortlessly tosses Kanyon back into the ring, rolling in after him to attempt the cover. One Two Kick out! Kanyon is still able to kick out, but now MGK makes a couple quick movements and locks Kanyon into the Anaconda Vice! Kanyon screams out in pain, trying to shake out of the hold, but is unable to. He continues to try and get out of the hold, absolutely refusing to give in. MGK applies more pressure into the hold, and Kanyon still refuses to tap out!
King: Hold in there, Kanyon! Hold in there!
Cole: MGK is trying to end it with a submission hold! The Anaconda Vice!
Finally, MGK gets frustrated from Kanyon not tapping, and releases the hold. He begins to stomp away at the body of Kanyon, who is still in pain from all the attacks that he had received during this match. MGK pulls Kanyon back to his feet, but quickly drops him down with a swinging neck breaker. MGK jumps right back up to his feet and rushes to the ropes to bounce off of them and hit a running leg drop, and hooking the leg. One Tw--NO! Kanyon kicks out. Kanyon shakes his head a bit, while trying to get the blood from his head. MGK kicks Kanyon back down to the canvas and rushes to the ropes to attempt a springboard moonsault, but Kanyon brings his knees up to his chest to cause MGK to collide with them!
King: Yes! Thats how you do it!
Cole: MGKs ribs might be broken!
MGK holds his ribs in a lot of pain after that, and out of desperation Kanyon lunges at MGK only to drag him to the canvas with a Flatliner! Both men lay out in the middle of the ring, looking up towards the ceiling in complete shock. Both are covered in theirs and their opponents blood, as Kanyon is trying to roll over a little bit. He is unable to get the strength to do so, as the referee begins the count out for a knock out. One! Both men are still out, but moving slightly trying to cover the other. Two! The same thing is going on, but Kanyon is getting his arm closer to MGK. Three! MGK lifts his head slightly, only to fall back to the canvas. Kanyon is still inching his arm over to try and cover MGK.
King: Get it over him, Kanyon!
Cole: Both men are out cold, here.
Four! MGK and Kanyon are both laying still for a moment. Five! Theyre still laying still. Six! MGK lifts his arm up. Seven! Kanyon gets his arm over MGK, at the same time that MGKs arm falls over Kanyon. The referee counts for both. One Two both men roll their shoulder from the canvas!
King: Oh my God!
Cole: What would have happened if there was a draw?
They roll in the opposite direction, with both men using either rope to get themselves up to their feet. They glare at each other for a moment before Kanyon charges at him, only to have MGK side step and hit him with a hard super kick! MGK falls on top of Kanyon and hooks the leg. One Two Thre-NO! Kanyon kicks out! MGK looks to be in complete shock about Kanyon kicking out. He looks up at the referee making sure that it was not really a three count, but the referee does insure him that it was two, so MGK just simply nods his head.
King: Cant believe he kicked out, can you, CHUMP?
Cole: MGK gets assurance from the referee.
MGK uses the ropes to get up to his feet, and grasps both ropes near the closest turnbuckle. Kanyon is laying only about six inches away from the turnbuckle, when MGK starts to climb, and as soon as he is on the second turnbuckle, Kanyon is up. MGK is looking out at the crowd, and as soon as he is on the top rope, Kanyon leaps up and takes MGK off with super back drop! MGK rolls further back near the broken glass, as Kanyon lays out in the middle of the ring!
King: Damn!
Cole: Kanyon out of desperation takes MGK off the top rope!
Some of the glass from earlier is sticking into the skin of MGK, cutting him open further. He holds his back and tries to get up to his feet, but is only up to one knee. His hand does not leave his back, as he notices Kanyon is still winded after that move. MGK cringes a little from the pain, and stands all the way up. He forces Kanyon up to his feet and attempts a Michigan Flame again, only to get elbowed in the head a couple of times.
Cole: Kanyon battling out of it.
King: MGK does not stand a chance.
Kanyon goes for a hard right shot, only to be kicked in the abdomen! MGK hooks both arms and lifts Kanyon up only for Kanyon to manage to reverse it with a hurracanrana! Both men roll back to their feet, and this time as theyre both charging each other, Kanyon leaps up grabbing MGKs head and dragging him onto the canvas with a Kanyon Cutter!
King: Kanyon Cutter!
Cole: MGK could be out! Cover him, Kanyon!
Kanyon signals that it is going to be over, as he starts to lift MGK back up. He drags him over to the turnbuckle, and forces him up onto the turnbuckle. Kanyon follows up by driving a couple hard right jabs into the skull of MGK before climbing up with him Kanyon now gets ready for a Flatliner, off of the second rope, but a desperate shot from MGK forces him to halt with the move! MGK pulls Kanyon in and lifts him up for a Pepsi Plunge! MGK quickly makes the cover. One Two Three!
Winner of fall two via Pepsi Plunge: MGK!
Cole: 2-0! MGK just needs to win this last one!
King: Kanyon is only raising the bar for himself. Make it a more glorious victory.
Kanyon is laid out, but is quickly coming to. MGK smiles in satisfaction, figuring that he has this match completely in his hands now. The referee assists MGK and Kanyon both to their feet before leading them to the third cage. MGK is ahead of Kanyon, and as Kanyon gets into the ring he lifts up a pair of brass knuckles that were laying out the referee closes the door as Kanyon tries to hide the brass knuckles to surprise MGK, and as soon as everything is situated, both Kanyon and MGK do meet up in the middle of the ring.
King: Theyre locking up, and Kanyon dominating.
Cole: he has those brass knuckles!
As they grapple up, Kanyon takes a hard swift shot with the brass knuckles that sends MGK staggering towards the cage and hitting the barbed wire. Kanyon drops the brass knuckles and charges at MGK to drag his face across the barbed wire, as MGK screams out in a lot of pain feeling the barbed wire tearing into his skin! Kanyon finally pulls him back and slams his head onto the canvas. MGK tries to get up, but the moment he sits up, Kanyon has retrieved a steel chair and nails it right over the skull of MGK!
King: Out COLD!
Cole: You might be right, it appears that MGK is out.
MGK lays out, as Kanyon attempts an early cover for the third fall. One Two Th--KICK OUT! The frustrated Kanyon pushes MGK back down to the canvas to attempt another cover. One Two Kick out! Kanyon again pushes him back down to attempt a third cover. One Tw--NO! MGK still kicks out. Kanyon gets up in the referees face, and starts arguing with him demanding that it was a three. The referee is arguing back with him, as MGK is slowly getting back to his feet. He uses his hand to try and balance himself after getting to his feet, while Kanyon continues to argue with the referee. MGK lunges forward to roll Kanyon up into a school boy, and tries holding all his weight down on him to keep him down. One Two Th--KICK OUT! Kanyon and MGK both quickly roll up to their feet, and Kanyon tosses a hard right hand only to get it reversed!
Cole: Fists are starting to get exchanged!
King: Get him, Kanyon! Give him that good right!
MGK follows up with a second right, after the one that he had reversed. Kanyon fires back and successfully lands the hit this time! MGK goes for a third, but his arm gets caught and pulled in for a short arm clothesline! MGK bounces right back up to his feet, staggering for a moment before being kicked in the abdomen. Kanyon lifts him up for a piledriver, but MGK manages to get his feet back to the ground and lift Kanyon over him with a shoulder back toss!
Cole: Nice reversal from MGK!
King: Damn! Kanyon had it right there.
MGK stumbles forward but stops himself from running into the barbed wire. MGK spots a Singapore cane and lifts it up, waiting for Kanyon to get up from that shoulder back toss. The moment he does, the Singapore cane cracks over his head! Kanyon staggers back a bit and is taken down with the Michigan Flame! MGK keeps his arm over him and attempts a cover. One Two Thre--KICK OUT!
King: So close. *sigh*
Cole: MGK could have had it there!
Kanyon barely gets out of that one, and takes a couple deep breaths while in shock that it was almost a complete flawless victory for MGK. MGK looks frustrated that it was not a three count, and gets up to pull Kanyon with him. He forces Kanyon to stand up the rest of the way and delivers a knife edge chop! Kanyon staggers back a few paces, with MGK following in until Kanyon gets to the ropes. A knife edge chop is attempted from MGK, but Kanyon moves out of the way and his arm connects to the barbed wire, with it digging into the skin!
King: Yes! Hes stuck there!
Cole: He dug his own arm into the barbed wire!
MGK starts screaming in pain, trying to get his arm away, but Kanyon pushes MGK to the canvas, but has his foot up on the arm to force it to stay there. He starts kicking at that arm of MGK, forcing the barbed wire further into the skin, and MGK shakes his head trying to use his other arm to pull himself out of it. Kanyon is relentless with his kicks, as blood is starting to stream down MGKs arm. Kanyon forces MGKs head between the ropes and starts shouting slurs at him before kicking his head into the barbed wire.
Cole: That barbed wire is digging right into the skin of our champion.
King: This reminds me of the Passion of Christ that was some blood there.
Cole: Brutal, yeah.
MGK is finally pulled out of the barbed wire completely out of it. He lays in a puddle of his own blood, while Kanyon starts looking out at the booing crowd he shakes his head to the referee, who is telling him to end this round. Kanyon grabs a chain that is laying in the ring, and wraps it around MGKs throat beginning to choke the life from him! MGKs face is turning beat red, and even starting to get blue. His eyes are bulging out, while Kanyon continues strangling him, and finally uses it as a rope to force MGK back into the barbed wire.
King: Thats it! Thats why Kanyon is going to be our champion, again!
Cole: Kanyon is relentless!
Kanyon lifts MGK up a bit, and forces his head against the barbed wire cage, while lifting a steel chair. He shouts that it is over before lifting the chair and taking a swing at MGKs head! MGK falls to the canvas, just in time. Kanyon tries pulling the chair from the barbed wire only struggling for a moment. Kanyon lifts the chair up above his head and is getting ready to send it down onto MGK, but MGK manages to kick Kanyon right in the groin!
King: Ouch!
Cole: Oh dear.
Kanyons jaw completely drops as he is in a lot of pain from that desperate shot that MGK just had to take. MGK starts to try and push himself to his feet, as Kanyon falls to his knees. MGK grabs Kanyon by the head and hits him directly in the head! He forces Kanyon up again and now goes for the MI Storm, landing it perfectly! He has his arm over Kanyon again, and attempts the cover. One Two Thre--Kanyon rolls his shoulder from the canvas!
King: No!
Cole: MGK could have a flawless win here!
MGK looks up at the referee in complete shock that Kanyon was able to do that. He is pulling at his hair, and insisting the referee that it was three, but the referee shows two fingers. The entire crowd had released a gasp at the will of Kanyon for this match. Kanyon starts to get back up, and MGK does get back up. He stalks Kanyon a moment and attempts a super kick! But Kanyon catches the foot of MGK! He spins him around before dragging him down to the canvas with None Betta! Kanyon lands right on top of MGK to cover him. One Two Three!
Winner of fall three via None Betta: Chris Kanyon!
King: Started slow, but just two more. Kanyon has this!
Cole: Kanyon comes closer to taking the title back.
MGK and Kanyon both lay out in the third cage, as the referee is trying to get both of them conscious. Slowly MGK and Kanyon start crawling to the other cage Kanyon drives a forearm into MGK, trying to keep him weakened down. MGK uses the ropes to get up and kicks Kanyon in the skull before going through to the fourth cage. Kanyon has to crawl into the fourth cage, and the moment he gets in, MGK starts an onslaught!
King: Cheater! Let him up!
Cole: Kanyon started the assault.
Kanyon rolls up a bit to try and protect himself, and the referee finally pushes MGK back to tell him to give Kanyon a chance to at least get to his feet. MGK goes over to one of the sides of the ring, and lifts up a strap with short spikes attached to the end (I forgot the name, so fuck you) and the crowd beings cheering. The referee notices what MGK has and pleads with him to stop, but the look in MGKs eyes tell the referee to be smart and move, so he does.
Cole: That referee is completely terrified!
King: No doubt! Look at that weapon!
MGK lifts the strap and slaps it right into the ribs of Kanyon! Kanyon screams out in further pain as he feels the spikes digging into his skin, and a small piece of his flesh being torn from his body. He starts pushing himself around the ring trying to get over the pain, but MGK sends another reckless lash to around the same spot! Kanyon screams out in further pain, and tries to get away.
Cole: This is complete abuse!
King: Stop! Stop, MGK!
Kanyon is able to get up to his feet, and is trying to avoid MGK, but the lash now hits him across the back and starts tearing skin from there! Kanyon stumbles into the corner, and gets a steel pipe he turns towards MGK and sees the lash coming so dodges it with the steel pipe. The lash is wrapped around the pipe, as MGK is trying to pull it back but unable to. Kanyon rolls the steel pipe in so that the lash has no ability to move and quickly head butts MGK to send him staggering a moment.
King: Finally! That weapon was taken away from MGK.
Cole: I have to say I agree, made my squeamish to see the flesh being torn like that.
The lash was taken away from MGK, and Kanyon tosses the pipe away to one corner. In anger, he begins wailing on MGK! MGK defends himself as much as he can until Kanyon lifts him up and slams him down onto a steel chair on the mat with a sit out Alabama Slam! Kanyon quickly rolls him up. One Two Kick out!
Cole: How is either man able to continue?
King: That one should have put MGK out for not just this fall, but the next fall, too!
Kanyon looks frustrated that that was not able to put it away, and he starts pulling MGK up to his feet. MGK staggers back a step and hits a hard super kick! Both men stagger but catch themselves on the opposite ropes of each other. Kanyon and MGK both rush at each other and this time Kanyon kicks MGK and attempts the Kanyon Cutter out of desperation! MGK pulls back and pulls Kanyon down to the canvas with a Damageplan! The entire crowd cheers as Kanyon holds on not wanting to give in, and MGK just continues applying further pressure. He starts snarling as he pulls back with relentless power, and Kanyon screams out in pain after getting flesh ripped from his body, and the rest of the damage he got during this match, it is surprising that he is holding on!
Cole: How is he doing it?!
King: Kanyon should have never lost that belt!
Kanyon lifts his arm up, and shakes his head to the referee. He clenches his fist, and starts growling a bit to try and get the momentum to at least battle out of this hold. MGK pulls back further, bending the back of Kanyon in about an eighty degree angle. Kanyon screams out in further pain, and continues to shake his head MGK shakes his head to refuse to release the hold, and Kanyon finally taps out!
Cole: MGK did it! He beat Kanyon in the Flawless match!
King: No!
Winner of fall four via Submission, and overall winner, and STILL XHF World Heavyweight Champion: MGK!!!
*As the referee counts to three, "Left Behind" blares through the speakers in the arena. The fans go nuts to see this amazing, brutal match reach it's conclusion, as MGK rolls over off of Kanyon's limp bloody body, and lays in a puddle of his own blood. The referee grabs the XHF Championship and hands it to MGK, while MG still is trying to recover from the brutal match. The referee finally helps MGK up to his feet, as the XHF Champion stands tall. MGK celebrates with the XHF Championship, bloody and bruised, as the XHF logo flashes at the bottom of the screen and this year's edition of Bonafide Homicide fades to black for good...*
Bonafide Homicide
October 29th, 2006
Qwest Field
Seattle, Washington
Stadium Capacity: 67,000
*Following a short video intro for the event we open up to the night's frenzied stadium crowd with the official Bonafide Homicide event banner on the Xtreme-Tron, explosions going off all over the place and the show theme for this broadcast of "Insurmountable" by Mercy Fall playing loudly across the PA System. We then zoom over to ringside moments later and the theme ends as the action is about to begin for tonight with the first in-ring activity on this year's edition of Bonafide Homicide live on Pay-Per-View....*
*The camera now moves in to the main arena cam. The camera zooms in on the announcer at ringside...*
Announcer: The following is the Literal Deathmatch contest. The only way to win this contest is to, well, believe it or not folks actually kill all three of the other opponents involved.
Cole: Did you hear that!?
King: Yes. I thought it was just a hardcore elimination match. I guess not though...
Cole: This still should be, interesting to say the least though....
"Behold the King...the King of Xtreme"
*As the guitars blast over the speakers, the fans get to their feet and cheer, as Bow Down to the King (Xtreme Mix) begins to blare over the speakers. As the music picks up, lights begin to flash everywhere, and a large platform raises up on the entrance stage, with a man standing on it. The exact same way it did for MGK at Night of Champions V. Oh and the same way it started to do for AJ after that, for some weird reason. But this time its neither MGK nor AJ who stands on the platform as it raises up. No, this time, it's Terry Bradshaw! Clad in football tights, a long black sleevless trench coat with Terry's Face painted on the back, and with a football helment on, Terry Bradshaw stands up straight, and laughs at the cheering fans. He then walks down the ramp, and makes his way down the ring. Sliding into the ring, he spins around a couple times, then runs back and forth on the ropes. He then takes off his helmet and hands it to the ring announcer as the music fades. Taking off his sunglasses, which make him look totally badass, Bradshaw smiles and looks towards the entrance.*
*The training montage theme from Rocky IV hits the arena as Bibbert makes his visually stunning, highly-orchestrated yet easily described entrance.*
"DEEE NEEERRR DEEEE NEEERRR NEEEEE NEEEERRR NEEEER!"
Jim Jarrent stumbles out of the backstage area and does the Jeff Jarrett strut to the ring...the entire way down the ramp...even up the stairs. He is holding a banjo and holds it into the air as sparklers go off behind him in the ring. He turns around and does the Jarrett strut again, and then swings the banjo at the ring announcer.*
*Bag Buffwell then walks down to the ringnothing special.*
"Literal" Deathmatch
(This matchup will take place in Literal Fatal Fourway format under Literal Survivor Rules.)
Jim Jarrent vs. Bag Buffwell vs. Bibbert vs. Terry Bradshaw
The bell then rings. The men look at eachother, and then Terry Bradshaw is first to react. He reaches into the front of his pants and pulls out a small 9mm pistol. The other men start running out of the ring. Terry shots down and almost hits Jim Jarrent. Jim puts his head up above the apron to see the sight of Terrys pistol right at his head. Jim quickly lowers his head as a bullet flies over his head. Jim looks around to see Bibbert and Bag Buffwell running up the ramp and onto the stage. Bibbert and Bag run into the back as Jim runs after them. Terry then gets out of the ring and the camera cuts to the back.
Bag Buffwell and Bibbert are waiting behind a large box with a shovel in hand. Jim Jarrent runs by and into a bathroom. Terry Bradshaw then walks into the room. Bag Buffwell then jumps out and hits Terry in the back with the shovel.
Cole: Oh my god, what a shovel shot!
King: Yeah, Terry might be out of it.
Terry falls to the ground as Bag Buffwell picks up the pistol and walks in the bathroom that Jim is in. Bibbert slowly walks out to check on Terry Bradshaw. Terry slowly gets up and looks at Bibbert. They then start to fight over the shovel. Just then, Jim Jarrent runs from the bathroom and outside of the arena closely followed by Bag Buffwell. Terry then gains control of the shovel. He hits Bibbert in the head with it. Bibbert falls down as Terry looks over and notices a car and a forklift and walks towards them. He gets into the forklift and starts it up. He then drives it over to Bibbert. He then impales Bibbert with the forklift, and raises him up. Bibbert is screaming in pain. Terry then gets a demonic look on his face. He then drives over to the car and sticks the forklift into the side of it, sticking Bibbert in between the car and the forklift, with the forks still through his stomach. Terry Bradshaw then jumps out and picks up the shovel. He then swings it as Bibberts neck, cutting it clean off.
Eliminated via Tatality: Bibbert!
Terry then walks outside. He sees Jim Jarrent and Bag Buffwell on the ground, fighting for the pistol. Terry runs over and grabs the pistol from them. He points it down as Jim just as Bag Buffwell kicks Terry in the balls. Terry drops to his knees and cries in pain. Bag Buffwell then grabs the pistol. He shots at Jim and hits him in the leg. Jim cries in pain also falls down. Terry then gets in a near by car and drives it toward Bag Buffwell. Bag jumps out of the way, but Terry instead runs over Jims legs, severing it from his body. Jim looks down and passes out. Terry jumps from the car. Both Terry and Bag check Jims pulsenothing.
Eliminated via Tatality: Jim Jarrent!
King: Poor guy
Cole: I am surprised Terry has survived this long. He may just win this thing.
Terry Bradshaw then gets in the car. He starts to drive away as Bag Buffwell jumps on the top and clings on. Terry then turns on the radio and the song that is playing is Highway To Hell by AC/DC. Ironic, eh!? Terry then drives some and gets on the interstate. Terry then pulls off the interstate and stops in a gas station. Bag Buffwell then falls off the top as Terry Bradshaw runs inside of the gas station. Inside, Terry punches out the cashier and takes a shotgun that is behind the register. He then slowly walks out. He then shots at Bag Buffwell, but missed him, and hits the gas tank of the car. There is a huge explosion, engulfing the both of them. A ref then appears from no where to check on them both. Bag Buffwell is completely gone, and Terry Bradshaw is severed in half.
Eliminated via Tatality: Bag Buffwell and Terry Bradshaw!
Announcer: The winner of this contest is nobody. All members were eliminated. No contest!
Cole: Oh my god, every one of them died.
King: Oh come on, that was awesome. Maybe I should be in one of those matches sometime.
Cole: Yeah right!
*The camera then fades out as we head to a brief commercial break featuring a promo for next month's XHF Supremacy Pay-Per-View event...*
*The arena goes black. On the Xtremetron, a single match is lit and dropped, leading to a violent outburst of fire. The song of "Mosh" by Eminem begins to play and Carmelo walks down to the ring. In hand, there is a large flag being held. One side if U.S.A.'s "Old Glory" and the other is Mexico.*
King: Here comes Carmelo "The Pain" Cortez in what possibly could be his final XHF match.
Cole: Indeed.
*As the start of "Riot" by Three Days Grace hits, a huge pyro explodes center stage. Once the smoke clears, Jason Willis steps out, followed by his ever so sexy girlfriend Sara. He slowly saunters down the ramp sporting his black fishnet, long sleeve shirt, and black jeans with chains on them. Sara, sporting a white tube top with a pink mini skirt, and her seductive black hair. The two make their way to ringside where they part. Jason slides into the ring and climbs up the farthest turnuckle staring out into the crowd. He lets out a scream, much to the delight of the fans. He hops down and awaits the following events.*
King: And the challenger trying to boost his resume with a win tonight Jason Willis.
Cole: Jason seams to have his eye on the Hardcore Title also!
Hardcore Rules Match
Carmelo "The Pain" Cortez vs. Jason Willis
The opening bell rings and Carmelo goes right after Jason shooting in with a double leg take down and starts throwing haymaker punches Jason covers his face up quickly as Carmelo continues to unleash.
King: Right off the bat Carmelo is swinging for the fences.
Cole: He doesnt want to leave.
Jason covers up and roll's to his belly, Carmelo continues to throw punches till Jason rolls over Carmelo then goes for Jason's arm to try and put him in an arm bar, Jason slides out of the move and gets back to his feet quickly. Carmelo jumps to his feet also and goes right after Jason charging him Jason ducks under Carmelo and pulls the top rope down making it so Carmelo goes flying out of the ring Jason rolls out after him.
King: That's one way to slow him down.
Cole: Indeed, he hit the floor pretty hard.
Jason is now outside of the ring with Carmelo who is shaking his arm that he landed on. Jason goes and pushes the time keeper out of his chair and folds it up. Carmelo however is back to his feet and charges at Jason tackling him into the guard rail with a loud crash, Jason drops the chair. Carmelo gets to his feet first and grabs the chair, he raises it above his head and show boats to the crowd.
King: He's taking too much time to show off!
Cole: Jason Willis is getting back to his feet King!
Jason waits till Carmelo turns back towards him then he pushes off the barricade and his Carmelo with the Poisonous Sting! They both go flying into the announcers table but it doesn't give Carmelo is folded up on the ground in pain.
King: Our table just shifted two feet
Cole: What impact!
Jason shakes his head clear and looks under the ring, he finds and pulls out a table setting it up while Carmelo seams to be out. Once Jason gets the table set up he turns back to Carmelo and picks him up, Jason sets Carmelo up for a suplex onto the table but Carmelo blocks! Carmelo starts punching Jason in the ribs then hooks Jason with a belly to belly suplex to the ground.
King: What a suplex!
Cole: That'll rattle your insides.
Carmelo grabs Jason by the hair and drags him to the table placing him on it then Carmelo rolls into the ring and up to the top rope, he points to his temple with his finger like its a gun and pulls the trigger, then leaps off the top rope doing a shooting star press but no one's home as he lands on the table!
King: He missed his Death From Above!
Cole: He could be out cold!
Jason rolled out of the way just in time before Carmelo hit his Death From Above, with Carmelo out in a heap in the table Jason gets to his feet and lifts Carmelo up a bit, Jason locks in a dragon sleeper on Carmelo right there on the ring floor!
King: He calls this Until it Sleeps.
Cole: Carmelo might already be out!
The ref keeps asking Carmelo if he wants to quit Carmelo never responds, the ref checks his hand once, twice.....three times...ding ding ding.
Winner via KO: Jason Willis!
King: He's out cold Cole, its over as Jason Willis by submission is your winner!
Cole: Carmelo never quit though King! Is he truly going to leave the XHF!?
King: Only time will tell Cole.
*The lights flicker, as "Tearing Away" by Drowning Pool begins to blare over speakers. As the music blares, Rat Bastard Owens makes his way out, dressed in Rat Bastard's ring attire, including boots, trunks, a vest, soaking wet hair, and of course a beer bottle. Owens looks around the arena suspiciously, then takes a long swig from his beer bottle. He then nodds his head approvingly, and starts down the ramp. On the way down, a fan tosses Owens a beer. Owens laughs, and with his free hand, he catches the beer, and cracks it open with a finger. He then chugs the entire thing down, crumbles it up in his hand, and tosses it back to the fan who screams "YEAH, YOU'RE MY HERO!". The fan bears a remarkingly strong resemblance to William Spencer. Owens rolls into the ring, managing not to spill his beer on the way in. He then takes the beer, and chugs the rest of it down, before weilding back, and throwing it into the crowd. The sound of glass shattering in the distance is heard, followed by a woman's screams. Bastard Owens ignores these screams and taunts the crowd, stumbling around a bit, as he grins ready for action.*
Cole: Look at this drunk. How can he even stand on his own two damn feet.
King: Skills Cole, many skills.
*Suddenly... The lights turn dark and... BOOM! Pyros blare throughout the stage as "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit begins to play. Michael Storm comes out in black wrestling shorts with yellow stripes on the sides. He begins to runs full speed down the ramp and then soon slides into the ring! Michael Storm gets up and then jumps to one turnbuckle and raises his arms, getting boos from the audience. Michael Storm jumps off and lands on his feet and stretches out his legs a little bit, waiting for the match to begin.*
Cole: This will be one hell of a night for Storm to win this comeback match.
King: And there will be one hell of a party if Owens win against him though.
CK "Rat Bastard" Owens vs. "The Prince of Pain" Michael Storm
CK Owens and Michael storm walk around the ring eyeing each other up. Storm looking very determined. Owens walks to the middle of the ring and put his hand up asking for a strength test. And Storm looks around at the fans wondering if he should go for the test. Storm finally goes to do the test, but as soon as he tries Owens kicks him in the gut. Storm bends over holding his stomach some in pain and walks around some. Owens runs at him and drives a forearm to the back of Storm. Storm stumbles down to one knee. Owens give a small little cocky smirk and walks around the ring taunting, and all the fans boo at him.
Cole: Look at him gloating. Hes a dirty fighter king.
King: Do what you gotta do to win. Thats what I always say. Well that and everyone wang chung tonight.
CK goes to pick up Storm but when he does Storm drives a elbow into the stomach of Owens. Storm gets up and starts throwing punches and Owens throws some back. Whenever Storm lands a punch the fans cheer. When Owens lands one the fans boo. You can hear the fans go from boo to cheer in the snap of a finger. Finally Storm starts getting the advantage. Storm delivers a kick to Owens in the mid-section. He then sticks his head between his leg and delivers one hell of a piledriver to Owens. Owens falls to the mat and Storm goes for the cover. 1...2...kickout!
Cole: Storm going for the pin after making his first big move.
King: He sure is looking to end the match pretty quick.
Cole: Defiantly have to agree with you on that one.
Storm gets up and doesnt complain with the ref. He picks up Owens and tossed him into the turnbuckle and starts punching him a few times. Owens takes the hits and slouches over the turnbuckle but still on his feet. Storm moves back to the turnbuckle on the opposite side of the ring. He charges at Owens for a running clothsline but Owens puts his boot up. The boot connects dead on with Storms face. Storm falls down and he holds his face as he is on the ground and Owens climbs to the second turnbuckle and drops a small leg drop to the back of the neck of Michael Storm who is on his hands and knees. Storms face cracks the mat. Owens gets up and kinda gloats as Michael holds his face in pain. The ref goes and checks on Storm, as he does Owens goes over to a turnbuckle and starts taking off the pad to it.
Cole: No that bastard shouldnt be doing that!
King: Hey thats Rat Bastard you dumbass.
Cole: Oh shut the hell up king, this is wrong and you know it!
Owens hurries up and throws away the pad when the ref goes over to him. The ref doesnt see that the pad is off of the turnbuckle. Owens walks over to the now getting up Michael Storm and kicks him to the back of the head. Owens the picks up Storm and tossed him into the ropes, and Storm bounces back. Owens goes to clothline as he bounces off the other ropes. But no Storm ducks it and hits the ropes as Owens hits the other ropes. Storm goes towards him and hits a diving forearm to the face of Owens.
Cole: Are the tables turning?! I believe they are!
King: Dont get so happy there Cole. Owens will come back you just watch.
Storm gets up from the forearm and sees Owens lying there on the mat looking lifeless. So Storm walks over to the turnbuckle and climbs hit. He faces the crowd and he jumps off and does a really high moonsault. But Owens was acting like he was done and rolls out of the way. Storm hits nothing but the mat. Owens slowly gets up as Storm rolls around mat. Owens eyes light up and he runs over to Storm and he gets beside him on the mat and tries to lock in Storms own move the Black Blood. Storm tries to block it as he tries to buts his hands in the way.
King: Oh my god Owens is smart. He is trying to beat Michael by using Michaels own move on him.
Cole: For once Id have to agree with you.
Storm brakes it off fully and pulls his arm out from Owens legs. Storm then starts throwing elbows to the face of Owens. Owens falls off of Storm. Storm picks him up and sticks Owens head into his arm and signs for Owens move the IRD. As he does the ref notices the turnbuckle doesnt have a pad. He find the pad on the ground and he goes to put it on. As he does Storm goes for the IRD and Owens reverses it and pushes Storm into the ref, who is crushed between the turnbuckle and Storm. Both men fall and Owens smiles. Owens slides out of the ring and grabs a chair.
Cole: Now this match is going to get out of hand real quick.
King: Yes go for it Owens destroy him now!
Cole: You really are a sick man you know that.
King: I know, my wife told me that when I tried to get her to do....
Cole: Back to the match please
Owens smiles when he gets the chair and slides the chair into the ring. Owens walks in as Storm is slowly getting up. Storm crawls over to a turnbuckle post in he pulls himself up some. Owens grabs the chair after he gets in the ring. He smile and runs at Storm and slams the chair downward. Storm rolls out and doesnt get hit. The chair hits nothing but the top turnbuckle. When Owens turns around Storm superkicks the chair right in the face of Owens. Owen just drops and Storm collapses right on top of him. Storm looks for a pin count but the ref is out. The fans count to 3 but its not official. Storm gets up and tries to get the ref up. The ref slowly starts to get up. But when he does some. Storm goes back over to Owens and covers him. The ref slowly counts. 1...2...2 and 3/4. Storm cant believe it at all and starts flipping out on the ref. The ref can barely fight back from being kinda out of it. Storm grabs the ref by the collar of the shirt and the ref threatens to give Storm a loss by DQ. But as soon as the ref tells him that Owens comes from behind with a school boy but he holds the pants of Storm and the ref doesnt see. So the ref starts counting. 1...2...2 and 9/10. Owens cant believe it.
Cole: Wow! Two close pins back to back.
King: That was a pin by Owens dammit. They should be declaring him the winner right now.
Owens gets up and really pissed and he yells Its Over!. He picks up Storm and locks his head. Owens signs he is going for the IRD. Owens twist and goes to hit it when! Storm reverses it!. He takes Owens to the mat and locks Owens arm and hooks the Black Blood. Owens tries to get to the ropes and the ref asks him if he gives up. He keeps asking him. The finally Owens cant take it anymore and is forced to tap out to Storm.
Winner via Submission: Michael Storm!
Cole: Storm pulled it out after Owens pulled many cheap moves to try and win it.
King: This is such a shame. Owens should of won this.
Cole: What a come back for Michael Storm people.
*"I Walk Alone" by Saliva hits the PA. All of the lights in the arena then turn green, blue, and white. He walks from the curtain and stands on the stage. He straights his arms to the side, and then brings them down. As he does, blue flames shot from the front of the stage. He begins to walk down the ramp, short blue flames shot behind him. He walks up the steps and enters the ring. He then stands in the center and points toward the stage and a wave of blue flames go from the outer side of the stage inward. When they meet at the center, they fire again.*
Announcer: Now approching the ring, from Washington D.C., weighing in at 252 pounds, Joe Everyman!
*"Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits the PA as a video showing Mark Evil performing a bunch of high flying movies including the Swanton Bomb through 5 tables against the Spirit Squad. The lights go completely out except flashes from people camera flashes. A single spotlight shines up to the top of the Xtreme-tron and we see Mark Evil standing up there with a sadistic look on his face. Mark then jumps off the Xtreme-tron and does a triple backflip and lands on his feets and then turns around to face the ring. Mark then climbs into the ring. The crowd boos him and one throws an unopened beer can at him. He cracks open the lid and guzzles the beer and then slams the beer can against his head opening a wound that is already there.*
Announcer: Now approaching the ring weighing in at 280 pounds. "The Xtreme Deadman" Mark Evil!
Steel Cage Match
Joe Everyman vs. "The Xtreme Deadman" Mark Evil
With the cage lowered and the bell rung both competitors run at each other and grapple in the middle of the ring. Joe Everyman quickly gains the advantage in the grapple, it being his specialty, and performs a German Suplex onto Mark Evil. Evil is quick to his feet, but is greeted by a kick to the gut and a DDT. Joe begins to move toward the cage, trying to climb up the chicken-wire structure. Evil gets up and pulls the other man down from the cage before he can get even as far as the top rope. The two competitors begin duking it out trading blows. The men then lock in a grapple again, but Evil somehow is able to turn Joe around and hit a reverse DDT. Knowing that going for a cover or submission is the easier of the two victories he goes in for a cover, but the ref cannot even get a one count before Everyman and Evil are back on their feet.
Cole: Now this match seems to be going pretty fast, both men trading blows early.
King: Evil seems to be on even keel with Everyman. Time will tell which one wears down first.
Both men exchange blows again, before running to the ropes opposite each other. They collide with a monstrous Clothesline to each other in the center of the ring. The ref quickly checks the both of them, like it matters as there is no count-outs in this cage match. Mark Evil is the first to his feet, followed momentarily by Joe Everyman. Both men scramble to the cage, climbing furiously while batting at each other with their fists. As they approach the top Mark Evil seems to be the man with the upper hand. He grabs Everyman from the side and the way things look, this is not good.
King: Evil, what evil things are you going to do?
Cole: This is not good, not good, not GOOD
King: Oh god, DONT
Mark Evil attempts to put Everyman on his shoulders and leaps off the side of the cage, performing a Cage-High The Bombshell. Both men crash on the mat, motionless. Evil seems to have hurt himself a lot from that move as well as hurting Joe. The ref watches as both men slowly stir, Joe looks not too good, as hes grabbing his neck; possibly having injured it on that fall. Mark and Joe both use the ropes to get to their feet, and go directly at each other battling fist for fist, blow for blow. Evil takes a hard left, reeling backwards, he throws a hard right into the jaw of Everyman, and he reels. Evil takes another, reeling a little less as he battles back. The crowd begins to go nuts as Evil catches the next punch aimed at him and performs a rare Suplex in the middle of the ring to Everyman. He looks around to the crowd, almost as if feeding from them, hes looking to do some damage now, this could be it.
King: Evil is ruling Everyman, it is as though nothing can stop him. Last month he won the triple cage, this month he might be aiming for this cage.
Cole: Joe is not looking hot right now, hes gonna lose if he doesnt get it together.
Evil climbs the turnbuckle and looks up, then at Everyman, then back up again. He seems to be debating whether to go for his 666 Splash or to climb out. Everyman is beginning to get up and Evil takes his last shot at the 666, but Everyman moves out of the way. Evil grabs his stomach in pain as Everyman looks down on him with a sick grin. Joe lifts up Evil and begins a sequence of German Suplexes. One suplex, two suplexes, three suplexes. Evil is pretty well taken out as he rolls over to attempt one more.
Cole: Ok, three was enough Joe, escape.
King: Evil is in trouble.
Joe tries to lift Evil up, but he refuses to go. The crowd gets up and begins shouting at the top of their lungs as Evil back-elbows Joe a few times in the face before turning around and hitting a nasty Clothesline on him. Both men are down, not looking to get up too quick. Both slowly battle to their feet, fighting the cobwebs and fatigue. After what would have been a 15 count both men are finally back on their feet, however unsteady they are. Mark Evil moves over to Everyman and throws a few punches before running into the ropes and coming back with a massive Spear. With Everyman on the ground he goes back to the turnbuckle, and again he debates the 666 Splash or escape.
King: Just leave There is no honor in hot-dogging this one Evil.
Cole: Joes down, this is just heinous.
Before Evil gets much time to think of jumping Everyman is somehow back on his feet. Evil tries to score a Whisper in the Wind; but misses big time. As he grabs his lower back after missing his last move, and this begins to look like his downfall. After botching three major moves Evil tries to get back to his feet. Joe gives a nasty Spinebuster to Evil, laying him down in front of the turnbuckles. Joe turns to the crowd as he leaps to the ropes from where hes standing, turns around quick and does a massive Swanton Bomb onto Evil.
King: Evil has made too many mistakes trying to hot-dog it like last month.
Cole: And Joe Everyman is moving toward the door and the ref calls for the door to be opened...
Joe Everyman looks back at Evil as he slowly steps through the ropes and climbs out the door to the outside!
Winner via Cage Escape: Joe Everyman!
*The ref then calls for the bell as Everyman raises his arms in victory. Evil, still laying battered in the ring, lifts his head up to see the result, and slams his head backwards in regret.*
King: Joe Everyman stole the victory from Evil, he should have had it after the Bombshell.
Cole: Your just pissed your man botched every major move he attempted.
King: Suck a dick.
Cole: I know youd love to.
*The lights go out as the cryptic children's music begins to play through the loudspeakers. The lights rise to a blue and crimson mix of hue as smoke begins to woft out of the entrance ramp. With the first stroke of Head's guitar riff a huge plume of fire explodes out of the entrance ramp, and as the flames die down, the large figure of Dark Prophet starts to come down the ramp. The lights slowly rise as he goes toward the ring lumbering like the corpse he is and Jonathan Davis' screaching vocals pierce the air.
"Come on, step inside, and you will realize.
Tell me what you need, tell me what to be.
What's your vision?
You'll see, what do you expect of me?
I cant live that lie.
Hey!
I've sick mom,
With a fucked dad.
Dealing with your life.
Dead bodies everywhere.
You!
Really want me to be a good son. Why?
You make me feel like no one."
His cold eyes staring down the inside of the ring. He slowly moves up the stairs, and steps through the ropes and stands up in the ring, rolling his cold dead eyes into the back of his head. He slowly takes off his trenchcoat and lays it by the ringpost as he stands waiting for the bell to ring.*
Cole: Ok...this guy actually scares me.
King: Wuss.
*Smoke starts to form at the top of the stage and then over the PA ?Cant get the best of me? by Cypress Hill starts playing. The fans start booing and then walks out is Kaos. He has a bandana covering the top of his head with a sideways hat over it. He also has a bandana covering his mouth so all you can pretty much see is just his eyes. Julius Smokes is with him and he is moving all around yelling everywhere at fans and the camera man.Kaos starts walking down and the fans are still booing him as he walks down and you cant tell if he is giving dirty looks cause of the bandana. He then slides into the ring and climbs a turnbuckle and throws his fist in the air and they boo him again. He then jumps off and puts on foot on the bottom rope and the other foot on the second rope and puts his fist up. Then he walks around the ring and takes off the bandana around his mouth. Smokes jumps on the ropes and on the turnbuckles yelling everywhere not caring about the fans at all.*
Cole: And the Phoenix Champion.
King: Who does disturb me a little, I mean seriously...who has Dog in a promo?
XHF Phoenix Championship Singles Match
Dark Prophet vs. Kaos
The bell rings as the ref takes away Kaos's Phoenix title and raises it in the air as both men tie up, Kaos throwing an armbar onto DP as he runs him to the ropes and tries to bridge over with a pin but Kaos flips back on his own running with a lariat but DP misses and nails a clothesline of his own onto Kaos pinning..ONE...TW--Kaos kicks out easily as he hits a leg drop on DP but DP misses as he flips with his own leg drop but Kaos moves as he kicks the back of DP hard as the slap is heard across the world as Kaos goes off the ropes and nails a flipping neckbreaker on a sitting DP as he falls to the ground, that's when Kaos locks in a STF, but DP decides to wriggle free as he gets up and nails an enzurigi on Kaos as he's down...DP pins Kaos...ONE...TWO...Kaos kicks out as both men get up to cheers from the crowd. Kaos, hearing this decides to taunt up the crowd with his usual antics.
Cole: Kaos is playing it up.
King: Although he is getting his ass kicked.
Both men tie up again as Kaos works on DP, kicking him several times in the midsection picking him up for a powerbomb and slamming him down as he bounces off the ropes with a fist drop, but DP slides out just in time and Kaos punches ring mat as he holds his hand in somewhat pain. DP comes back with a few kicks of his own, some to his hand as Juilus comes up and bitches out the referee....as usual. Out of nowhere, Kaos low blows DP without the ref looking and then decides to pull the padding off the top turnbuckle as Juilus stops and Kaos picks up a fallen DP trying to whip him into the exposed buckle but DP stops mid-stride as he sees it exposed...but not before Kaos comes forth with a sick looking lariat. He goes for the cover....ONE....TWO....THR--KICKOUT! Kaos pounds the mat in frustation.
Cole: Kaos almost had him.
King: Almost, Cole...almost!
Kaos picks up DP yet again and faces his back grabbing his arms and sending him in the air...he's going for the Kaos Effect but DP flips around and pulls Kaos to the ropes, throwing him into a pinning predictiment. ONE....TWO...DP's holding the tights....THR-KICKOUT! DP can't believe it as he starts arguing with the ref...but not before Kaos picks him up again from his backside...BAM! KAOS EFFECT! But wait a minute...when Kaos lifted up DP, his legs knocked out the ref. Kaos goes for the cover, not seeing that the ref is down...he doesn't hear counting. The fans start though...ONE.........TWO.......THREE.......FOUR. Kaos gets up and tries to wake up the referee, but to no avail. All of a sudden, Juilus comes on the apron...Kaos has an idea. He picks up DP and holds him near Juilus, who has a slapjack in his hand gets ready to nail DP, but at the last second, he moves and Kaos gets nailed. DP nails Juilus and BAM! BONECRUSHER! He nailed it down on Kaos as he pins, and the ref gets up....ONE......TWO....not like this........THREE! The bell rings.
Winner via Pinfall and NEW XHF Phoenix Champion: Dark Prophet!
Cole: Damnit, Dark Prophet flat out stole one and now he's the new Phoenix Champion!
King: Greatness, this PPV is awesome thus far Cole.
*The arena darkens out as the opening riffs to Trivium's "Detonation". hit the sound system as strobe lights go crazy. The drums stop as the guitar continues, but then as the drums come back in pyros go off, BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!! Spike Kane steps out onto the entrance.
"Thats the sound of humanity melting away
Say goodbye it's the end of days
Fire rains down on the American dream
Watch all you love seethe and scream
Each will dig their own graves
And bury themselves in life's failures!"
Spike heads down the rampway nodding his head along and cheering with the crowd.
"It's our bombs we've masterminded lighting the skies
Hideous misfires many die
Those who survive soon will suffocate
By the poisons we create!"
Spike slides into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle, his arms outstretched with his fits balled.
"Each will dig their own graves
And bury themselves in life's"
Spike nows stands in the middle of the ring, his arms outstretched as the music changes and the lights go crazy.*
"DET-O-NA-TION!
DET-O-NATE...
DET-O-NA-TION!
DET-O-NATE!!"
Cole: Spike Kane looking to bring the NWS faction some gold tonight.
King: Whether or not he suceeds will depend on what he does in the next few moments.
*The Pumping Baseline to Muse's "Hysteria" blares from the PA system as the lights dim and a giant cross is diplayed on the Xtremetron. The ambient sounds of the song build up untill the Guitar intro begins. Alex McCloud makes his way out from behind the Xtremetron wearing a shining leather vest emblazed with a flaming cross design. He walks slowly down the ramp as the verse begins, paying little mind to the fans, if any. McCloud makes his way to the stairs and slowly walk up them, looking out towards the fans a bit before entering between the ropes as the chorus starts*
"'Cause I want it now, I want it now
Give me your heart and your soul
And I'm breaking out, I'm breaking out
Last chance to lose control"
*McCloud walks around the ring a bit before jumping and stretching before the match gets underway*
XHF Hardcore Championship Match
"The God of Xtreme" Spike Kane vs. "The Revelation" Alex McCloud
Spike Kane and Alex McCloud are in the ring. There is so much intensity in the air that it leaves these two breathless, even before contact has been made. The referee is seen in the ring and he walks over to the champion, Alex McCloud. He asks for the Hardcore Championship belt and with reluctance, Alex McCloud gives it to him. Immediately, the bell rings and just as it rings, Spike Kane bursts with godlike speed and nails him in the side of the head with his elbow, bringing him down. Alex McCloud is in shock, being caught off-guard. Alex McCloud gets back up and glares into the eyes of Spike.
Cole: This is a powder keg waiting to explode, King.
King: No kidding! They're gonna start brawling any second, I'll bet.
They begin brawling! Punch after punch slowly but surely wears out the cockiness out of both of them, forcing them to use all the skills in both their artillery to keep the other one on their toes! With the quickness of Alex McCloud, but with the strength of Spike Kane, they both are finding each other to be quite formidable. Spike goes for a sweep but Alex back flips over it, and lands with a leg drop on Spike. The fans almost went for a Hogan chant but they realize that Alex has other moves than that. After a moment, they both get to their feet, with a determined face on Alex but a smirk on Spike.
Cole: What great determination on them both!
King: I cant believe this is only the beginning.
At the same time, they both charge each other. They both jump up, but drop kick each others feet. They both get up again, with Spike running towards Alex and Irishwhipping him to the ropes, but Alex reverses and Spike is the one sent to the ropes. Spike bounces back for a spear but Alex just leapfrogs it. They both turn around and run towards each other, both bringing each other down with a clothesline! The crowd just loves it and they fully show their appreciation to the wrestlers. Alex rolls over and lays an arm on Spikes chest: One Two Thr-Kickout by Spike! Alex gets back up and Spike follows. Alex poses to the crowd and quickly runs to the turnbuckle, he quickly jumps off, turns around and performs a shooting star press, going to Spike; however, in mid-air, Spike CLOTHESLINES ALEX and has him land on his stomach, hard.
Cole: My GOD, he almost took McCloud's head off!
King: That's power right there.
Spike looks down on him, feeling completely in control. Spike puts his foot on Alexs chest as the referee makes the pin count: One Two The referee stops the count as he finds Alexs leg to be on the bottom rope. He informs Spike and when he notices, he becomes rip shit. He walks around, continuing to ponder how to finish him off.
Cole: Looks like someone is getting mad.
King: Well Spike was never known as a patient man.
Spike walks over to Alex McCloud and brings him to his feet. He walks him over to the ropes and Irishwhips him to the opposite one. He bounces back and Spike goes for a clothesline, but Alex ducks it. He jumps on the top rope flips off, grabs Spike and goes for a springboard reverse DDT but Spike tries to flip out of it but being the quick man he is, Alex is able to stay in control of this maneuver and hit a Canadian Destroyer! Both men fall to the ground, on their backs, with the only part of them moving is their chest as the air rushes to their lungs. The referee looks around, waiting for one of them to come back to their feet so more action can happen again Nothing does happen, until Alex McCloud nips up! He runs up to the turnbuckle and jumps up on top of it. He poses for the audience as he prepares to finish the match and defend the XHF Hardcore Belt once more Moonsault! It hits! Alex McCloud pins Spike Kane and he goes for the pin: One Two Thre-KICKOUT! It is simply INCREDIBLE that Spike Kane can find the resilience and the discipline to be able to kick out. This is indeed a match that brings both wrestlers to their limits. The crowds cheer for this fantastic display of talent.
Cole: Wow, go Spike!
King: He may be able to win it Then again, maybe not.
Spike begins crawling to his feet, as Alex McCloud pulls him up. Alex sets him up for a suplex, but at the last moment, Spike lands back down on his feet, and lifts McCloud up instead! Spike stumbles foreward, and crotches McCloud over the top rope! McCloud groans in pain, as he bounces on the top rope, obviously feeling some pain. Spike sighs as he falls to his side and slides out of the ring. He grabs a steel chair, and then climbs back onto the ring apron, where McCloud is struggling to get off the top rope. Spike weilds back, and smacks the chair against McCloud's head hard! McCloud, stunned, looks to teeter to fall over one side of the rope to the outside of the ring. However Spike then hooks one of Alex's arm around his neck, lifts him up, and delivers a Spike Impailer to the outside of the ring! He falls on top of McCloud, going for the pin! The referee counts, 1, 2, 3!
Winner via Pinfall and NEW XHF Hardcore Champion: Spike Kane!
*Thereafter Spike Kane is awarded the XHF Hardcore title, and as the referee raises his arm in the air in victory Spike drops to his knees. He then grins, as he stands back up, and rolls out of the ring, raising the title high above his head as he heads to the back to celebrate.*
**The lights in the arena go out. Just as the fans go silent, music can start being heard from the arena's sound system. As the thumping of the song beings, the lights start to flash with it. The song then begins to pick up it's pace as words can be heard along with instrumental. Just then a figure emerges from behind the curtains. He begins walking down the ramp, walking at a slow pace so he can feed on the energy given to him from the song and fans.**
There's a shadow just behind me
Shrouding every step I take
Making every promise empty
Pointing every finger at me
Waiting like a stalking buttler
Who upon the finger rests
Murder now, the pattern called "must we"
Just because the son has come
Jesus,wont you fucking whistle ?
Something but the past and done
Jesus, wont you fucking whistle
Something but the past and done
**Harold stops halfway in the middle of the entrance ramp. As he begins looking to his left. Shaking his head in acceptance from the fans. Then he turns to his right. Again shaking his head in appreciation to the fans cheering him on. Then he turns his head back to the ring and beings walking toward the ring again, taking his time before he reaches the ring steps**
I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well
I will find a centre in you
I will chew it up and leave
I will work to elevate you
Just enough to bring you down
Mother Mary, won't you whisper?
Something but what's past and done
Mother Mary, won't you whisper?
Something but what's past and done
Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start this over
And why can't we sleep forever?
I just want to start this over
And why?
**As he finally gets on the apron. He walks the ledge alittle before putting his left leg over the top and getting in the ring. He stands in the middle of the ring, soaking in all the energy given from the fans. As his theme song continues to play on the sound system**
I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well
I will find a centre in you
I will chew it up and leave
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me
**Harold puts his hand on the top rope and pulls back. Then begins pounding on his chest and pulls forward, releasing his arm in the air. Simultaneously all four turnbuckles explode with pyro, that nearly deafens the front row of fans.**
Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start things over
And why can't we sleep forever?
I just want to start this over
And why?
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it
**Harold retreats back to his corner, waiting for the match to get underway.**
*Just then all of a sudden, "Take This Life" by In Flames hits over the PA system and out of nowhere, Reckless Jack comes sprinting out to the ring with his European title, throwing it all the way over the ring as it falls over at the other side as he slides in the ring and surprisingly tackles down Harry punching him as the bell decides to ring and this match has started.*
"Masters of Horrors" Match for the XHF European Championship
Hardcore Harry vs. Reckless Jack
Jack just goes to work on Harry as he brawls it out with, picking him up and tries to throw his face into the barbed wire early, but Harry won't budge as Jack tries all his might to grind his head into the steel flesh ripper. Harry clubs Jack a couple of times and tries the same, pushing a little harder, but Jack ends up grabbing the wire messing up his hand screaming as Harry pushes farther and farther, but Jack clubs Harry as they both get up with Jack kicking Harry right into the midsection as he tries to whip him into the wire. He does so, but Harry stops just in the nick of time...but here comes Jack, so Harry moves out of the way as Jack goes full speed...and stops right in time before crashing right into the wire. But he doesn't see Harry coming as well, as he gets out of the way and kicks him right into the gut before rushing up to him and flipping over him with a victory roll...ONE...TWO...Harry throws Jack off of him...AND INTO THE BARBED WIRE! Jack starts screaming as the wire starts digging in to him.
Cole: Oh my god, 3 minutes into this match and i've already lost my lunch.
King: Don't throw up on me dude.
Harry gets up as the referee tries to tend to Jack by getting him out, Harry slides outside and grabs a chair from the set of violent, dangerous toys set up at ringside and screams as he runs full speed as the ref ducks out at the last minute as Harry hits a homerun shot right on the front of Jack's forehead causing the wire to dig in deeper as Jack screams for more. Harry slides in the ring and starts hitting him non-stop with the chair, sandwiching Jack and the barbed wire together as Harry goes rampant on Jack, screaming to get out as Harry stops as the ref pushes Jack out of the wire, his stomach cut open, his face now cut open badly as his face is now bleeding like a stuck pig. Harry goes to wind up again with the chair as he goes for the kill early, but Jack kicks him in the midsection and whips him right into the barbed wire as Harry is now stuck in the mess. Jack, seeing this sets up the chair and runs off, jumping off the chair, sure not to hit the wired tent up top as he axe handles Harry deeper into the wire.
Cole: Ewwww.
King: Stop being so cringy. This ain't no worse than the eyeball scene in Hostel.
*Cole throws up*
Jack slides outside as Harry gets out of the tangled mess as Jack goes over to the set of toys set up near the announce table. He finds a lighttube cabin, few chairs, and a couple more panes of glass as he throws it all inside the ring as he grabs a pair of bolt cutters from the bottom of the pile and decides to cut out a strand of the barbed wire, wrapping it around his boot smiling sickly enough as he slides back in the ring as Harry gets up, his back scarred up now from the wire, as Jack kicks him in the gut with the boot he wrapped the wire around in. Harry goes down on one knee as Jack runs with full force and does a shining wizard with that boot, the wire digging in to Harry's head like a horror film as Jack rips off the wire on Harry's head, as both men are now busted open to capacity.
Cole: Did you think you'd see anything like this?
King: No, not really.
Jack goes down and picks up Harry, who's wearing the crimson mask and scoop slams him down as he grabs a couple of chairs and sets them up, grabbing the glass panes from the corner and sets the two panes up on the chairs as he picks up Harry again and kicks him in the gut with the non-wired boot as he lifts him up going for a powerbomb on the glass. But Harry slings out of the position as he slides down and kicks Jack in the uhh...groin area as he picks him up with all the strength he has and BAM! POWERBOMB THROUGH THE GLASS as it shatters into a million pieces. Harry and Jack both are down as the crowd starts chanting "Holy shit! Holy shit!". Harry goes over and drapes an arm around Jack, the ref counts from the outside on the apron. ONE......TWO......THR--JACK GETS HIS SHOULDER UP! Harry is in utter disbelief over it as he gets up slowly and slides out of the ring, dragging Jack out to the floor as his back is now busted open as well as Harry goes over and pulls out a table from the pile of dangerous toys setting it up near ringside, then goes under the ring and pulls out two things...a 15 ft. ladder, and a black bag. He doesn't untie the bag, as he slides in the ring and pulls out one of the panes, setting it on the table.
Cole: Oh my god...
King: Ladies and germs, this match is about to make the goriest film ever into a movie for all ages.
Cole: Thank god, it's Halloween.
Harry sets up the ladder and picks up Jack who seems dead and out and puts him on the table, sandwiching him between the pane of glass and the table as Harry starts climbing the ladder. He sees Jack down there and is about ready to hit him with a huge leg drop, but out of nowhere, Jack gets up and grabs Harry's feet, sending him back down on the table as Jack kicks him in the groin...maybe as payback from eariler as he goes on the top of the ladder and jumps off and does a shooting star as he grabs Harry and BAM! CHAMBER THE CARTIDGE THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE! Sirens wail as both men are down as the fans are starting to get sickened yet still have to watch this madness of a spectacle. Both men are seriously, believed to be dead as somehow, someway, after about a couple of minutes, Jack gets to crawling over to Harry in which he does so and drapes an arm around him, in which the ref counts anyway...ONE......TWO......THR--KICKOUT BY HARRY!
Cole: My god, how did Hardcore Harry kick out?
King: I have no idea.
Jack and Harry, both lost a lot of blood during this match are now crawling as Jack helps himself up by the apron although pieces of glass get stuck to his hand, which actually wakes him up as he pulls off the glass from his hand graphically as he looks under the ring and finds a table sliding it in the ring setting it up as he goes out towards the ring and finds the black bag that Harry pulled out from eariler and unties it in the ring as millions upon millions of thumbtacks slide out and on the table and the ring as Jack slides back out and picks up Harry, sliding him into the ring but Harry goes and kicks him in the midsection as he tries to whip him into the ladder, Jack gets whipped onto it but ends up jumping on the third rung as Jack gets ready to jump onto Harry, but Harry hits him and rips the barbed wire off of his foot punching him with it as Jack gets woozy on top of the ladder, Harry climbing the other side as they start punching one another trying to get the opponent off of the ladder, then without hesitation, Harry punches with the barbed wire causing Jack to finally lost control as Harry picks him up by the legs...he wouldn't do it, would he? BAM! He throws off Jack with an Alabama Slam onto the top of the barbed wire tent on top of the ring as the sirens wail. Then, without warning. BAM! HARRY LEG DROPS ON JACK! The steel beams break off as both men go crashing through the tack-covered table. OH MY GOD! Harry, with the last ounce drapes an arm over Jack....ONE.........TWO.........THREE!
Winner via Pinfall and NEW XHF European Champion: HARDCORE HARRY!
Cole: Oh my god, Harry did it.
King: That may have just been the sickest thing I have ever seen.
Cole: Jack tried his hardest and in the end, it failed anyways.
*The bell rings as EMT's come rushing out onto the ring as both men are almost seriously dead from the blood loss as they go to work on Harry and Jack. The ref will have to get the title to Harry when he's out and alive again but right now, madness has turned into a serious moment here as they put both men on seperate stretchers and wheel both men off to a rousing ovation from the Seattle crowd.*
Cole: In all my years, I don't think I've seen anything this violent.
King: And we have more madness to come, the TLC match for the Tag belts, the "Kitchen Kaos" match for the X*Crown and who can forget the "Flawless" match for the XHF World Heavyweight Championship.
Cole: That's why this is called Bonafide Homicide.
*Just now, "Set it Off" by P.O.D hits the P.A., so the fans know the Enterprise is coming out. But who of the Enterprise? Why it's none other than "Dirty South" Ron Gibson and the "Real F'n Deal" Curtis Kanyon! Behind them is Mr. Slave. They walk down to the ring as they slide into the ring and taunt to the crowd as they wait for their opponents.*
Cole: And now to kick things off in tonight's highly anticipated TLC Tag Titles matchup, Dirty Deal.
King: The team that's truly worhy of those very Tag Titles Cole.
*The lights dim down in the entire arena as a single distorted guitar riff comes into play over the system as it changes distortion a couple times before a original guitar riff hits and the lights come up a little as a drum beat hits the lights on full before dimming down again as the song builds up to a stand point and finally kicks into "Hope Is..." by Killswitch Engage as the team of Hope Never Dies comes out to the ring to a set of cheers out from the crowd as both "Dynamite" Jay Williams and Kevin Hardaway hit the ring, Jay's wife Amy Skye-Williams accompanying them to ringside.
Let the strength of your words be the spark that ignites the flame.
Proclaim your freedom, give voice to your liberation.
This is my confession.
Mark these words, we will rise.
Weep no more, we will prevail.
Grieve no more, we will prevail.
Both men hit the ring and jump on the apron instereo as they enter the ring to a sea of cheers as both men hit the turnbuckles and do Hardaway's "Metal horns X" as the crowd is mostly with them as they jump off with the song fading, Amy clapping for them.*
Cole: Here comes the infamous duo known as Hope Never Dies.
King: Once again they're gonna need plenty of that "hope" nonsense to make it through tonight though.
**A single bass guitar tune is then heard over the sound system. As it plays the arena lights flash wildly about the stage. The tron shows a misty background but out onto one side steps Milo Holland. Moments later onto the other side steps Dave Holland. Using some fancy graphics a logo appears with a light shining behind it completing the frame thusly:
As the rest of the band fully kick in there is an explosion of pyros on one side of the stage and ticker tape on the other. Out onto their respective sides step Dave Holland and Milo Holland. Milo walks straight and purposefully, whilst Dave does as Dave does,.. bouncing about taking all the heat from the crowd.
Dave and Milo look at each other. Dave holds out a single hand to Milo, looking for him to slap it like a horizontal hi five. Is that called a low five? Well whatever you get the picture. Milo must have some sense of timing because he hits Dave's hand at the precise second all the instruments kick back out leaving just the bass and the lyrics start.
At the same time more flashy firework effects hit either side of the ramp every time the word 'Now' is shouted from the song, and Dave and Milo begin their walk down, Dave still bouncing about as is his custom.
Step up to me - Step up to me - NOW
Step up to me - Step up to me - NOW
Step up to me - Step up to me
You wanna be a big time player - its not to be
Dave slides under the bottom rope and charges at the opposite turnbuckle. He leaps to the top and spreads his arms wide, soaking up the massive heat from the crowd. Milo climbs the steps and gets into the ring like a non-hyperactive person. He steps to the center of the ring and just looks around at the crowd. He's focusing his mind but still recognising the fans about him. He doesn't really care.
Look at your face - look at your name
It's funny youre a loser with only yourself to blame
Cut your fucking hair now - scared of all the stare downs
You wanna be like me cause it's real
So you steal on your way to fame
Never gonna be - never gonna see
Your name in lights - you can always dream what cha could've been
Clean up my shit - you look like a dick
Step to unemployment - step
Dave leaps down and squares up to Milo. They're talking to each other, hyping each other up, focusing on the task at hand. After a short team talk Milo clasps a hand over the back of Dave's neck, Dave does the same to Milo, they knock heads and then break away, Dave still warming himself up, Milo pacing to the turnbuckle.
The music fades away...**
Cole: Then last but certainly not least we have the champs themselves, the Brothers Holland.
King: And by all means the Hollands are here tonight for one thing Cole, that being to retain their gold by any means neccessary under these TLC conditions.
Triple Threat "Tables, Ladders and Chairs" Match for the XHF Tag Team Championships
Dirty Deal (Curtis Kanyon & Ron Gibson) vs. Hope Never Dies (Kevin Hardaway & Jay Williams) vs. The Brothers Holland (Dave Holland & Milo Holland)
Dave and Milo Holland warm up in one corner, stretching to prepare. Jay Williams and Kevin Hardaway bounce about have a little prep talk before they start, and Dirty Deal, Ron Gibson and Curtis Kanyon talk in the corner. The bell rings and the referee unleashes chaos. The camera takes quick shot at the titles suspended above the ring before the action begins. Hardaway and Williams charge towards Dirty Deal, and infact, so do the Hollands. Williams and Hardaway grab Ron Gibson and drag him over to one corner, whilst Milo and Dave Holland grab Curtis and take him to the opposite side.
Cole: It looks like the hollands and Hope Never Dies are on the same page!
King: It's called taking out the competition Cole.
Dave Holland holds Curtis into the corner as Milo takes a few steps back, he then charges as Dave lets go and Milo slams his boot into Curtis' face with a big boot. On the other side of the ring Jay shoulder thrusts Ron and flips backwards, over Hardaway as he shoulder thrusts Gibson. The two continue this stunt three or four times. HND then both grab Gibson and irish whip him as The Hollands irish whip Curtis, the two men collide in the center of the ring and fall over. This leaves HND and the Hollands staring at each other. HND explode as they charge the Hollands. Jay Williams crossbodies Milo Holland, who catches him as Kevin Hardaway delivers a diving forearm to Dave Holland, taking him down.
Cole: And the alliance is broken!
King: I told you already...
Milo takes Williams and lifts him high, throwing him out of the ring and through one of the tables set up at ringside. Hardaway nips up and ducks under Milo and lifts him up, over the ropes, sending him through one of the tables too.
Cole: We have hardcore action already!
King: Two tables used up already, this is gonna be crazy!
Hardaway turns around as Dave Holland nips up to his feet, Dirty Deal have gotten to their feet too. Hardaway and Dave look at each other and then charge down Dirty Deal. Ron and Curtis however duck under the two speedy superstars and on the rebound they both deliver spinebusters, one to Hardaway and one to Dave. Ron and Curtis then run off opposite ropes, on the rebound they jump and almost swinging neckbreaker each other so as to land in a splash positiong on Dave and K-Hard each.
King: That was a pretty impressive move!
Cole: Got me interested...
Gibson and Curtis taunt to the crowd as they slide out of the ring, lifting up the ring apron. Ron and Curtis begin to pull chairs from underneath the ring, and sliding them in. They then slide out a ladder, setting it up outside the ring. The two then slide back in, as on the other side Milo and Jay slide in. The six men are all on their feet as they all pick up chairs. They all look around each other, simply because for once the odds are even. Ron gibson points to Milo, then himself, and then to Jay Williams, Milo nods and Ron slams the chair over Jay Williams head as Milo slams his own chair over Ron Gibsons head. Seeing this Curtis slams his chair into Dave hollands face before Kevin Hardaway throws his chair to Curtis, curtis drops his own and catches K-Hards, before K-Hard dropkicks it into his face. Milo turns around and drops his chair to the floor, to grab Hardaway, but Hardaway duvks under and bounces off the ropes, flipping backwards for a springboard ddt onto Milo Holland!!
Cole: And Kevin Hardaway is the last man standing!!
King: Did you see what he just did?
The crowd go crazy as Kevin Hardaway stands tall, taunting for the crowd. He then drags Milo into the middle of the ring, dragging Dave onto of him, as Jay gets up and helps pile on Curtis Kanyon and Ron Gibson. Hardaway then climbs to the top rope and stands tall, getting the fance to chant...."HOPE IS....." he flies through the air as the crowd shout out "NOT LOST!" he lands on the pile of opponents with the Hope Is... the crowd go crazy.
Cole: Holy shit, did you see that?
King: He just frog splashed four men!
K-Hard and Jay Williams slap each other high fives before sliding out of the ring, they each slide a ladder into the ring before moving around to the ringside closest to the XHF ramp. They pull something out from underneath the ring apron, it's a huge thick, oakwood table, with the Holland Incorperated Enterprise logo on it. Jay and K-Hard taunt, mockingly showing off the HIE logo. The two turn around as Dave Holland gets to his feet. He picks up a chair and throws it out of the ring. K-Hard catches it and looks confused as Dave Holland flings himself over the ropes catching both Jay and Kevin with a crossbody.
Cole: Hardaway is truly impressing me here tonight!
Back in the ring Milo is on his feet. He stalks Dirty Deal as they slowly get to their feet. He raises both arms and as they turn he grabs them around the throat. He roars with defiance to the crowd as he lifts them up, but Curtis slips off to the side as Milo slams Ron Gibson down, Curtis however has picked up a ladder. He places it over his head and spins around, slamming it into Milo's head. Milo collapses, Dave slides into the ring and ducks under, but is acaught on the reverse as Hope Never Dies slide into the ring. Curtis stops spinning as he sets the ladder up. Jay and Kevin move forwards but Dave holland rolls Kevin up from behind and through into a figure four leglock. Curtis Kanyon begins to climb the ladder.Williams begins too as well.
King: We finally have somebody climbing the ladder!
The two reach the top of the ladder and begin fist fighting, as Milo gets to his feet. Milo pushes the ladder, sending Jay Williams and Curtis Kanyon to the outsid eof the ring. Dave and K-Hard have brawled to the outside and are in a fist fight. Milo sets up the second ladder and begins to climb. Ron gibson is on his feet and begins to climb too. The two meet at the top, just like Williams and Curtis did. However Milo over powers Gibson and he locks him up, diving off..MILO JUMPS OFF THE LADDER, TO THE OUTSIDE AND THROUGH THE OAKWOOD TABLE, DRIVING GIBSON, WITH THE RACE HATE!!
Cole: Holy shit!
King: Holy shit!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!!
Cole & King: XHF!! XHF!! XHF!!
Cole: You know, it was ron Gibson who put Milo in a coma with that very move?
King: Through the cell yes, i remember.
Milo and Ron lay out cold on the floor outside the ring. Dave comes over to check whats going on. Hardaway follows however and nails Dave Holland in the back of the head with a steel chair. K-Hard slides into the ring and begins to climb the other ladder. He gets halfway before Dave sluggisly slides into the ring, Dave begins to climb aswell, as Jay Williams and Curtis Kanyon get into the ring. Jay climbs the turnbuckle and jumps off spearing Dave Holland off the ladder as Kevin Hardaway reaches up for the belts, Hardaway grabs them and begins pulling them off as Curtis Kanyon removes the ladder, BUT HARDAWAY GRABS ON!! Hardaway pull and pulls as Jay Williams clotheslines Curtis Kanyon out of the ring. Jay move forwards using his own body to try and support Hardaway, holding him up with his hands. Hardaway falls backwards...TITLES IN HAND!! The bell rings.
Cole: My god!!
Winners and NEW XHF Tag Team Champions: Kevin Hardaway and Jay Williams, aka HOPE NEVER F'N DIES!!!
Cole: Wow, just, wow, these two longtime XHF competitors who for so long have been living on sheer potential have finally broken through to convert that awesome potential into the very first XHF gold of their careers!
King: Yep a definite congratulations is due to the fierce new duo of champs known as Hope Never Dies on this night, they truly took things to the Xtreme this evening and did exactly what had to be done and then some to pull off by far the biggest win so far in their young XHF careers.
*The lights in the arena go off and as the opening guitar riffs of "Rosetta Stoned" by Tool hit, lights surrounding the Xtreme Tron go on, red and blue.
"Alright then
Picture this if you will"
Suddenly all the instruments kick in and all the lights in the arena start blinking blue, red and white because of the fast paced music.
"10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51.
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy when a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping...
Holy fucking shit!"
All the instruments keep going as Red Fusion steps out past the curtain, with a look of focus in his eyes. He is ready to fight. He steps onto the stage and looks out into the crowd of his fans who are cheering him on. Just as he stands there on the stage, the only lights that continue to blink, are the ones on the Xtreme Tron. A green laser shoots out from the middle of the stage, right underneath the Xtreme Tron, and spreads out in both directions, as that of a paper fan.
"Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa,
did a slow-mo Matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin' pants."
Red starts to walk down the ramp, as smoke has already started pouring from the sides of the stage and flooded the walk way area. A spot light follows atop of Red as he walks toward the ring. He reaches the bottom of the ramp and looks around the arena.
"So light in his way,
Like an apparition,
He had me crying out,
"Fuck me,
It's gotta be,
Deadhead Chemistry,
The blotter got right on top of me,
Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T!"
Everyone is cheering for Fusion. Red walks around the corner to the steps and walks up them. He climbs into the ring and heads to the furthest turnbuckle. He climbs up and flexes and poses for the crowd as hundreds of cameras start flashing taking pictures, and such.
"And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not."
Me. The Chosen One?
They chose me!!!
And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school."
Red hops down heads to the oppostie turnbuckle, where he climbs up and hundreds more cameras start to go off, flashing in his face as he relishes in the cheers.
"You better.
You better.
You better.
You better listen."
Red hops down and paces around the ring for a moment. He cracks his neck a few times and starts to jog in place for a moment.*
Cole: Is he in the ring yet?
King: I think so, I did my taxes right now.
*As soon as the introduction to "(I Want To Be Your) Slave" by Kandles at Nine comes in, the lights go off and Tara's logo can be seen on the titantron, with famous clips from Tara's former matches being shown inside the logo, only and just darkness outside of it. With the music getting a bit quicker now, the logo has taken the entire titantron, and is continuing to show random clips. Soon it just shows Tara just holding up former championships that she had held in the past, and the lights begin to flicker with a blue shade. The entire crowd cheers as they see the mist rising up at the stage, with it rising up towards the rafters.
What will it take for you to open up for me?
Patients wearing thin for your grinding
Oh please, Amy, you're so pretty on the inside
Coming slowly out from the mist now is the one and only, Frozen Phoenix, Tara. Her lips show a cocky smirk. Through the sunglasses are confident and cocky eyes, filled with greed... reflections of the ring can be seen off the sunglasses. She reaches her arms down and unfastens the trench coat from herself, and pushes the trench coat back a bit. One arm is lifted up into the air, as the crowd boos even more now. Her right index finger is extended out in the air, letting the fans know that she is one of a kind.
This is all I want this is all I see
You dance around my dark desires
What would you do if I made the first move?
My fantasy says you'll let me do what I want to do
This is all I want this is all I see
Give me your permission for what I need!
Her arm lowers, as she starts making her way down the ramp a little ways, while looking out at the fans. The lights have gone somewhat back to normal, as the mist begins to disperse out. She lifts her right hand up again, while her left is on her hip and removes the sunglasses. With a devilish grin coming over her face, and her seductive eyes, she looks right at the camera. Taking her time, she places the sunglasses on one of the pockets of her bulletproof vest. She hurries her way down the ramp and slides inside the ring.
(Slave!)
Voodoo talkin' (Slave!)
Fire walkin' (Slave!)
Primal shakin'!
Anything for you (Slave!)
Heavy breathin' (Slave!)
Love the beatin' (Slave!)
Always pleasin'
I want to be your slave!
As soon as she's inside the ring, she raises her arms in the air and jumps up to the second turnbuckle at the nearest turnbuckle. A devilish grin is still on her face while the crowd is cheering her, as she raises her arms in the air. After a few moments, she spins 180 degrees off of the turnbuckle, landing on the mat. She paces herself slowly inside the ring while waiting for the bell to sound.*
King: Pup...
Cole: DON'T YOU FUCKING SAY IT!!!
*The lights dim down as the start of Stereomud's "End Of Everything" plays, AJ Pheonix steps out onto the stage his long hair wet down his face and eyes.
"You will not waste my time
I will do anything
I want to anyway
This will be the end of everything that you know
I know we're killing for the raven so here we go
Don't even try to hold me down
Watch me
Be afraid"
AJ starts walking down to the ring wearing his black hooded sleeveless trench coat with a red airbrushed dragon on the back, he gets down to the ring and runs up the steel steps before grabbing the top rope slingshotting over it onto the center of the ring, he flips the hood back and outstretches his arms.
"This is the way that it is
Get ready here I come
Dropping down on you
Don't want and try to run
And when I'm finished with you
Watch me
Be afraid
(Have you ever been afraid of someone?
I've never been afraid of no one) [2x]
I do not fear
Have you ever been afraid of someone?
I've never been afraid of no one
I do not fear
Have you ever been afraid of someone?
I've never been afraid
Afraid!"
AJ removes his black trenchcoat bouncing up and down on his feet limbering up wearing black short tights with red tribal patterns on each side and black kneepads with black boots and red kickpads, his hands taped up with "fear" written on one wrist in red and "Domination" on the other.*
Cole: AJ Pheonix has arrived into the ring now.
King: He is looking fit.
*The lights die down slowly, over the PA system the sound of hissing and rattling echoes throughout the arena. The sick cacophony slowly begins to get faster and then suddenly stops, as Numb by Linkin Park begins to play out over the P.A system. Green explosions dance along the ramp abruptly as a mist slowly begins to dance out on the stage, as out of the explosion Snake slowly walks backwards out arms stretched out wearing his usual long sleeved yellow cloak with green trims, the hood hanging low on his face to cause deep shadows to hang over his features, the UK title hanging around his waist, he slowly walks down the ramp towards the ring stilling moving backwards as the camera pans from multiple angles from around the arena; Snake finally reaches the bottom of the rampway where he finally spins around looking into the ring as he reaches up to his hood and pushes it back, before climbing into the ring he quickly mounts the nearby turnbuckle and points out at the crowd in a menacing way, Snake unclips the UK Championship before pulling off the cloak and throwing it just short of the crowd, finally rising UK title up into the air. Snake jumps from the turnbuckle and bouncing into the middle of the ring slowly turns around and embraces the reactions coming from the crowd as he places his title onto his shoulder, before heading to the corner to wait.*
King: People may not like Snake, but the man has been dominate with that title.
Cole: I'll have to agree with you there King.
Fatal Fourway Match for the XHF United Kingdom Championship
"The Phoenix" Red Fusion vs. "The Frozen Phoenix" Tara Fenix vs. "The Icon of Innovation" AJ Pheonix vs. "The New Main Event" Snake
Each competitor looks around at the others, no one sure of who is going to make the first move. Red Fusion does, running at AJ and knocking him down. AJ goes down to the mat and the three other wrestlers begin kicking at him, all at once! Eventually AJ rolls out of the ring. Tara and Red Fusion work together and hit a Linked Clothesline, taking Snake down, but Tara keeps the link and pulls Red Fusion in, hitting a Belly to Belly Suplex! Shee quickly pins, hoping for a quick win.
One!
Two!!
No, Red Fusion kicks out. Tara picks Red Fusion up, but Snake is up as well. He grabs Tara from behind and holds her arms so that Red Fusion can take various shots without Tara being able to defend herself at all. Snake throws Tara out of the ring, and Red Fusion immediately goes on the attack, hitting the Snake with several forearms to the back. Red Fusion then hits a Belly to Back Suplex and pins
One!
Two!!
Kick out by Snake.
AJ is back in the ring, and drops an elbow on Red Fusion before he can get up. Red Fusion continues to try to get to his feet but AJ keeps kicking him down until he no longer fights back. AJ picks him up and hits a good Vertical Suplex. He then turns to Snake and starts stomping on him as well. Snake tries to get to his feet using the ropes, and eventually is able to do so, and brawls right back against AJ. Eventually Snake gets the advantage and goes to whip AJ into the ropes, but AJ throws him instead and follows up with a Spinebuster!
Cole: Good start.
King: Yep.
AJ quickly pins Snake.
One!
Two!!
Tara is back in the ring, and breaks it up. Tara picks AJ up and hits a Bodyslam, sending him back to the mat. She stomps AJ a few times, then stomps Snake a few times, and alternates between both men. Snake and AJ are both laying close to each other, so Tara hits a Double Elbow Drop! Red Fusion, who had rollen out of the ring, is now back in. He hits a huge Clothesline, sending Tara down to the mat, and him as well. All four competitors are down, catching their breath. Red Fusion is the first up, and Snake soon is as well. Red Fusion begins kicking at AJ as Snake kicks at Tara, and soon AJ and Tara are out of the ring. Snake and Red Fusion turn to each other, see that they're the only two left in the ring, and run at one another. Snake ducks a Clothesline attempt by Red Fusion, runs to the other side of the ring, and then hits a Cross Bodyblock. Snake picks Red Fusion up, and follows up with a Snap Suplex.
King: Wow, this has been good.
Cole: Yes sir it sure has.
Snake floats over and makes the pin.
One!
Two!!
Red Fusion kicks out once more. Snake picks Red Fusion up again, but hears a yell from behind. He turns around and is met with a Missile Dropkick from AJ off the top rope! AJ turns around to Red Fusion but walks right into Tara, who also just got back into the ring. Tara kicks AJ and hits the Fenix Wings #1!!! Tara gets back into the ring, outraged at Red Fusion. She pounds 'him down mercilessly, punching and kicking and whatever else he can. AJ comes up from behind and hits Tara with a Reverse DDT. AJ turns back to Snake and kicks him a few times, just to make sure he's down, and then goes back to Red Fusion. He picks Red Fusion up and executes a Crucifix Powerbomb. AJ pins Red Fusion.
One!
Two!!
Nooooo, Snake is there to kick AJ off. Snake picks AJ up, but AJ goes for a Clothesline. Snake ducks it and hits AJ with a German Suplex Bridge Pin!
One!
Two!
No! Tara breaks it up! Tara picks up AJ and throws him out of the ring, going to focus on Snake. She kicks Snake strategically, whenever he tries to get up. Tara eventually lets Snake get to his feet, and throws him to the ropes. She goes for a Superkick, but Snake runs by it. Snake bounces off the other side of the ring and goes for a Hard Clothesline on Tara, but Tara ducks that. Snake again bounces off the other side, and this time Tara connects with the Superkick! She then begins climbing to the top rope. Tara reaches the top, but Red Fusion is up, and punches Tara a few times while he's still on the turnbuckle. Red Fusion climbs up with him, and hits The Firey Fall off the top rope! He then pins Tara, hooking the leg.
One!
Two!!
AJ pulls Red Fusion out of the ring before the three, leaving Tara and Snake inside. AJ kicks Red Fusion in the gut and goes for a Gutwrench Powerbomb, hitting it on the cold, hard floor!
Cole: Ow.
King: Indeed.
Back in the ring, Snake is up, and he's kicking Tar repeatedly. He picks Tara up, and Tara starts fighting back, hitting a few punches, sending Snake reeling. Tara lifts Snake in the air in a Suplex type position, but Snake flips over behind her. Tara turns and is met with a kick and Evenflow DDT! On the outside, AJ and Red Fusion are still battling. AJ throws him into the guardrail, and Red Fusion holds his back and falls to the ground. AJ stomps at him a few times before rolling him into the ring, and then himself. Snake grabs AJ from behind and hits a Back Bodydrop into pin. One.. two.. no, AJ kicks out. Snake picks him up and grabs him, going for some kind of suplex, but AJ reverses it and hits a Belly to Belly of his own. Tara is up by now, and she kicks AJ as he turns around. She then goes for a Snapmare before Dropkicking AJ's spine. Tara grabs AJ's leg and puts it into a Boston Crab. AJ is planted square in the middle of the ring, and neither Red Fusion nor Snake can help right now. He's unable to find any, raises his hand... but no, Red Fusion is there and kicks Tara off! Red Fusion throws Tara to the side and picks AJ up, throwing him out of the ring. He then picks Snake up and throws him out as well. He turns back to Tara, who is now standing, and grabs him. He knees her in the gut a few times and then executes the Virus of Life! But AJ comes out of nowhere and gives Red Fusion a huge spinning wheel kick. He hops to the top rope and flies off with the Flaming Spiral. He covers Red Fusion.
One!
Two!!
Three!!!
Winner via Pinfall and NEW XHF United Kingdom/States Champion: AJ Pheonix![/u][/b]
*The lights dim to a black and blue aura, and a guitar strumming can be heard over the PA, the noise builds up, before....
"SO I FELT LIKE THE BIGGEST ASS...HOLE!"
There is an explosion, and Rob Arnold runs out onto the stage to the sound of "Kill Rock 'N' Roll" By System Of A Down. He immediately recognizes the heat from the crowd and feeds from it, encouraging them on for the match. Smirking as per usual he moves onto the ramp. He pauses half way down and smiles. He then grabs the towel on his head and throws it to the floor, causing pyros to fly up behind him.
Rob walks on down towards the ring, then jobs the final few steps, and placing a knee on the apron. He pauses for another smirk, and then climbs in via the second rope and into the ring, where he removes his coat and vest, before recognizing the fans at the turnbuckle.*
Cole: Will Rob be able to take the X*Crown title off Congo here tonight?
King: Of course he has the home field advantage hell be fighting in the kitchen!
*Joey Hawke runs out on to the ramp, where he is met with boos. He pulls out a microphone*
: Shut up, all of you! It is my grand honor to present to you, none other than..the X*Crown Champion, Congo the Destroyer!
*The crowd gets to their feet as Iggy Pops Lust for Life kicks up and the youngest Destroyer, Congo the Destroyer walks out with a big smile on his face. On his head sits a crown made of the front plates of the four original X*Crown titles. The BDDWF Championship faces the front, the RWF Championship faces the back. The two sides are the ZEWF Championship and the XWA Championship. But what is far more impressive is that Congo is wearing a royal looking cape/robe. Over the front of his right shoulder sits the front plate of the SEX Championship, over the front of his left shoulder sits the front plate of the EPW Championship, they are connected by a chain. As Congo slowly walks down the entranceway the back of his cape/robe gleams. In the center of it are the remaining seven front plates, three in a V formation, one under the V and above three in an upside-down V. The two Vs join to form an X. The three center front plates are from the ECF Championship, the XwF Championship, and the XCW Championship. The four points of the X are the BWF, PCW Primetime, CWF, and XHR Championships. The rest of the cape/robe gleams and glitters from all of the side plates from the entire X*Crown cache all filling in the gaps of the large X. This is quite the heavy cape/robe. Congo finally reaches the ring steps, climbs up them and then enters through the ropes, which Joey is holding. In Congos right hand is a gold sceptre. On the top of it sit one side plate from the BDDWF, ZEWF, XWA, and RWF Championships. He raises his arms as the fans cheer. He then bows to the crowd, signalling that only they could have helped him to get this far.*
Cole: Its no doubt that Joey could play a huge factor in the outcome to this match.
King: A good chef never lets push customers get him down.
Cole: What?
Kitchen Kaos Match for the XHF X*Crown Championship
"The True Innovator" Rob Arnold vs. Congo the Destroyer
The camera moves around the ringside area where various kitchen equipment has been set up, from stoves and sinks to fridges and freezers, anything and everything that is not of a knife nature has been provided, inside of the ring is a similar state with counters, draws and cupboards set up around the ring ropes, with those taller cupboards at each corner blocking the turnbuckles, only one side of the ring has been left clear for easy access in and out of the ring. Rob and Congo are both in the ring looking around at this new playground where their match will take place, the ref goes to each individual and talks to them before finally moving to the middle of the ring as the bell is rung at last, neither man moves as they circle the ring/kitchen, Rob brushes his hand over the counter as he walks by as though checking how clean they are as Congo continues to watch Rob, the two finally move in a lock up, Rob delivers a knee to Congos stomach but it doesnt seem to bother the champ as Rob delivers a second followed by a third, Congo takes them all and continues to hold on to Rob before taking him down with a hip toss, Rob rolls into the counter as he leans against it before using it to get to his feet, Rob taunts Congo to move in, Congo does so as he runs towards Rob as Rob moves out the way, but Congo stops himself on the counter and turns to Rob shaking his figure as Rob opens one of the higher cupboards at high speed sending the door into Congos head.
Cole: And already we see the nature of the kitchen.
King: I told you Rob was at home here!
Congo holds his head in pain as Rob grabs him and slams him against the counter before opening one of the draws and pulling out a rolling pin, Rob goes to work quickly as he slams it into Congos side before doing the same onto his back, Congo tries to stagger away as Rob delivers a blow to Congos stomach, Congo leans over as Rob sends the rolling pin upwards hitting Congo in the jaw knocking Congo against one of the counters, Rob finally drops the rolling pin as he runs at Congo but at the last minute Congo is able to grab Rob and send him flying head first into one of the doors, the door cracks with the impact and falls off its hinges, Rob is rolling on the floor in pain holding his head as Congo looks into the cupboard and pulls out a pile of plates and puts them on the counter before returning to the cupboard and pulling out a huge mixing bowl and putting that on the side as well, meanwhile Rob has rolled across the ring and has slowly gotten to his feet shakily and is slowly staggering backwards towards Congo, he slowly turns around as Congo grabs a plate and slams it over Robs head, Rob stands unsteadily on his feet as Congo grabs a second plate and smashes it over Robs head again, still Rob is standing but in his eyes there is no life as he looks ready to fall as Congo grabs a third plate and slams it over Robs head as he finally falls to the floor.
Cole: Dear god Rob could be concussed after all those shots.
King: Never mind that do you know how much money it took to set this all up and theyre destroying it all!
Outside of the ring Joey is screaming at Congo to make the cover as he slowly does as the ref slides in and counts onetwothr-Rob kicks out at the last moment, Joey is going mad shouting at the ref it was three as Congo gets to his feet lifting Rob up as well since Rob is unable to do so himself, Congo lifts Rob onto his shoulder as he looks to hit the Xtreme Revolution but at the last moment Rob grabs one of the counters and refuses to let go as Congo tries to pull him off, as the tug of war continues Rob is able to open one of the cupboards as he fights to hold on, inside sit a load of cook books as Rob pulls one out and hits Congo over the head with it, Congo has a very confused face on him as if to say what was the point of that as he tries to pull Rob off, Rob instead pulls out another book and tries his luck with that still no effect, Rob finally pulls out one of the huge heavy book and slams that over Congos head, this one does the trick as Congo drops Rob as he staggers off shaking his head, Rob throws the book at Congo knocking him back a little as Rob grabs the mixing bowl and slams it onto Congos head before grabbing the rolling pin and smacking it against the mixing bowl the force smashes the bowl while it is on Congos head sending him against the side of the ring that isnt covered with a counter as Rob runs at him clotheslining him over the ropes as they both go over.
Cole: Oh this isnt good.
King: Out of the frying pan into the fire!
Both competitors lay on the ground for a while before starting to move as Rob uses the apron while Congo uses one of the stove, the two stagger towards one another before they start to exchange punches, Rob rakes Congos eyes sending him backwards before running at him and hitting him with a dropkick to the back sending Congo into the stove, Rob moves over to Congo and starts to slam his head against it before opening one of the doors and sticking Congos head into it slamming the door on his skull a couple of times before leaning against it to keep Congo there as he lights the oven that Congos head is in, Congo is trying to fight his way out the heat starting to build inside as Rob continue to push his knee against the door, from behind him though Joey comes over and hits Rob with a flying pan, Rob stands there for a moment before releasing Congo and slowly turns around to face Joey, Rob looks at him for a moment as Joey backs off saying he didnt mean anything by it as Rob starts to walk towards him screaming at him, Joey is backing away faster now, Rob catches up with him and grabs him around the neck before pushing him into the sink, the crowd is cheering as Rob grabs Joey and sticks his head under the sink before turning the tap on as Joey tries to get out but hes hardly a match for a trained wrestler as he chokes as the water starts to fill the sink.
Cole: Yes teach that roach a lesson he wont forget!
King: You cant justify this attempted murder!
Before Rob can do anything that would too illegal Congo attacks him from behind allowing Joey to escape in a very wet state but its an escape none the less as Congo slams Robs head into the sink before throwing him into the doors of one of the glass door fridges, the glass smashes with the force of Rob connecting with it as Rob ends up in the fridge, Congo moves over to him and opens the door to retrieve the chef, but as he leans in to get Rob, Rob hits him with a bottle of milk, the impact knocking off the top as milk goes everywhere, Rob throws the milk at him before pulling out a cauliflower, Rob looks at it before throwing that at Congo too, followed by an apple, a pear and a banana, this stuff amazingly doesnt stop Congo for long as he slams an axe slam onto Robs back, but Rob has pulled out something else from the fridge as he hits Congo over the head with a the mighty cucumber, on connection with Congos head it breaks in half but its enough to put Congo off for a second as Rob pulls out a huge watermelon and slams it over Congos head temporally blinding him as it covers him head to toe.
Cole: Theyre fighting with fruit and veg
King: Thats because Rob knows Congo cant stand anything healthy!
Congo staggers away trying to clean out his eyes as Rob comes up behind him and hits him with a german suplex, Congo rolls on the floor still trying to clean out his eyes as Rob slowly walks off and grabs a pot and fills it with water before putting it on the stove and lighting it, he then walks off to one of the counters on the outside and opens the draw and pulls out a pull of tongs, he returns to Congo and puts the tongs over Congos nose before closing it and twisting, in what must be the best submission move ever invented, Congo screams in pain as Rob shouts at him to tap, Congo refuses as he continues to scream in pain, Rob delivers a couple of punches to Congos face before standing on Congos neck while still twisting the tongs this time pulling on them too, Congo continues to screaming in pain as his nose starts to bleed but still he refuses to submit, Rob loses his patients and lets Congo go, his nose a bloody mess now, as Rob goes to check on how his waters is doing which is now boiling, he turns off the stove and picks up the pot as he walks towards Congo as an evil grin appears over our favourite chefs face.
Cole: Dear god what is Rob thinking here?!
King: Hes making Congo some soup so he feels better!
Rob walks over to Congos head as he stands over his face mocking him before he lifts up the pot of water as he pours it Congo manages to some how rolls out of the way and at the same time kick it out of his hands as the water instead goes over Rob, Rob screams as the boiling hot water touches his bare flesh, as Congo rolls away as Rob collapses to the floor in pain as his skin starts to blister, mean while Congo has reached the sink and starts to wash out his eyes as Rob crawls towards the freezer and opens it before pulling out anything and everything to head with the burns, he finally settles for a bag of peas to cover his arm where most of the water went as Congo finishes cleaning himself off as best as possible and walks around to where Rob is covered in frozen produce, Congo looks concerned not knowing what he was doing before but Joey is screaming at him to finish Rob off, Congo moves over to Rob to check on him ignoring Joey, but Congo gets repaid as Rob pulls something out of the freezer and hits him over the head with it, the object in question turns out to be a leg of lamb as Rob continues to beat Congo with it as he falls to the ground, Rob soon drops the leg of lamb as he goes back to tending to his burnt arm.
Cole: The Ref has got to end this match these two are going to kill each other knifes or no knifes!
King: And its all in entertainment!
Rob soon returns back to Congo as he pulls him up with his good arm and slams him against the apron before throwing him into the side of the freezer, he again hopes his arm before charging at Congo and ramping him against the metal with a shoulder tactical, Congo holds his back in pain as Rob starts to ram his shoulder repeatedly into Congo before leading Congo away and throwing him into the turnbuckle, Congo leans against the post as Rob moves to one of the many counters and pulls the toaster off it, he ramps up the wire before measuring up Congo, Rob runs at Congo looking to slam the toaster into his head but Congo ducks at the last moment as Rob runs into the post and the toaster bounces back into his face, Rob falls to the floor holding his face as Congo slowly uses the apron to get to his feet. Rob rolls over and tries to pull himself up as the two slowly but surely come face to face again and start to battle it out as they slowly push one another closer to the announce tables.
Cole: Oh dear theyre getting very close to us!
King: Maybe Rob wants to bring us our refreshments.
The two lock up as Rob attempts to suplex Congo on to the table but hes unable to as Congo keeps himself grounds and instead throws Rob onto the table face first, Rob bounces off as Congo staggers back in exhaustion, Rob holds his chest as he rolls off the table onto the floor, Joey is again shouting at Congo to keep on Rob as Congo moves over and pulls Rob up walking him around the ring, but as he does Rob elbows Congo in the gut as they are by the steps and slams Congos head into the steel before hitting him with a drop toe hold onto them, its now Robs turn to walk Congo around the ring before he throws Congo back into the ring, Rob follows him back in, Congo slowly attempts to climb to his feet but Rob quickly grabs him and throws him into one of the tall cupboards in the corner of the ring, Congo bounces off it in a daze as he staggers backwards and turns around as Rob moves in and hits him with the food poisoner making all the kitchen equipment shake with the impact, Rob quickly makes the cover as the referee counts onetwothr-Congo kicks out!
Cole: Near fall for Congo there.
King: We nearly had a new X*Crown Champion!
Rob slams his fist onto the mat screaming at the referee to count the fall as he covers again but only gets another two count, Rob gets up and starts to threaten the referee in his frustration, he shakes his head as he holds his head before moving over to the nearest cupboard thing in the corner which Congo is currently laying by, Rob looks around it before trying to pull it out, it shakes but barely moves as Rob starts to climb onto the counter and moves behind it standing on the turnbuckle, he starts to push it as it start to tip over, it finally does as it goes flying towards Congo as Rob rides on top of it but at the last moment Congo rolls out of its path avoiding being crushed, Rob holds on as the impact nearly throws him across the ring, Rob again throws a fit as he kicks the cupboard as Congo climbs to his feet, Rob moves over to him and tries to hit another food poisoner but Congo elbows Rob in the head and as Rob staggers backwards Congo lifts him up and hits him with the Xtreme Revolution right threw the knocked over cupboard, Congo covers in the mess of wood as the referee counts onetwoTHREE!
Winner via Pinfall and STILL XHF X*Crown Champion: Congo the Destroyer!
Cole: Congo did it!
King: Yea but he had to put Rob through a cupboard to do it!
*Both men lay in the rubble as Congos music plays over the PA system, slowly but surely Congo climbs to his feet, nose bloody and body wore but victorious none the less as the referee stands next to him and raises his hand, but celebrations are short lived as from behind somebody jumps Congo, Congo staggers forwards as the camera focuses on Milo Holland who starts to pound on Congos back, Congo starts to fight back but soon someone jumps him this time its Dave Holland, as the two start to beat Congo down, the camera moves to the rampway as Snake is slowly walking down to ringside happily watching the Holland Brothers taking Congo apart. Inside of the ring Rob is slowly getting back to his feet just as Snake reaches ringside, the Hollands quickly retreat from the ring as Rob looks at them in confusion, Congo is slowly getting up to as Rob helps him up.*
Cole: What in the hell are the Hollands and Snake doing out here!?
King: No idea but good job Rob is up now or else Congo would have been for it.
*Congo takes Robs hand as he helps him up and the two face Snake, Dave and Milo on the rampway, but in the ring Rob has backed away a little and has picked up the rolling pin as he stands behind Congo waiting, Congo seeing Rob has disappeared looks around to see Rob sending the rolling pin crashing over his head breaking it in two, Snake and the Hollands enter the ring as all four of them start to stomp on the X*Crown Champion who is already down, finally the Hollands lift him up and throw him over the ring ropes as the crowd are in full force booing, the team of Brits stand around Rob as he looks at them before Snake grabs his arm and raises it into the air signally only one thing, Snake and the Hollands have a new member and Congo has paid the price for this new alliance as the scene fades to commercials before the main event...*
*A deep digital voice says "M-V-P" over the speakers. Then, "Who betta than Kanyon!?" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, XHF title around his waist, walking down the ramp. Obsidian, La Parka, and GQ Money then come out behind him. Kanyon points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring, Obsidian, La Parka, and Money following. Obsidian grabs a microphone and hands it to Kanyon as La Parka dances around the ring, and GQ shows off his wardrobe. Kanyon shines the title and then says, "Who betta than Kanyon!?" To which half the crowd responds, "Everybody!" And the other half responds "Nobody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner and Obsidian, La Parka, and Money exit the ring to wait for the match to start.*
Cole: And here is Kanyon, hoping to take that belt back around his waist.
King: Not just hoping, he is going to.
*The lights in the arena flicker different colors, but the pace of the flicker (or strobe) is so fast that it's hard to tell what colors they are. As this flickering occures, slowly, in fades, the violent opening thunder claps of Stone Sour's Reborn. The flickering of the lights vanishes and is replaced with a dark hole of nothingness, as the lights go out. The fans boo and cheer, because they recognize the face on the Xtreme Tron, they recognize the smirk that they've grown to respect over the past couple years.
Then suddenly the opening riff to the song begins to thrash the speakers, and the darkness shatters into a blinding world of blue, green, and gold. As the first verse to the song hits, MGK makes his way out, dressed in his ring attire, consisting of green and black cameoflage pants, with the letters "MGK" stitched in the sides in black and white. He's wearing the XHF Championship over his shoulder, and his wet hair is slicked back. He crosses both arms over his chest in the fashion of an X, staring out into the mass humanity that stands before him. Then he starts his walk down the ramp, not even bothering to look at the cheering fans, and only focused on the ring. He stops midway down the ramp, and stares a hole right through the ring, his eyes locked and projecting an undeniable determination. He slides into the right and gets up to one knee, to soak in the now dim, but green lights shining down on him. Then he climbs to the middle turnbuckle and takes off the XHF title, before raising it high in the air. He taps the golden plate with his fist, then points to his chest.
"I AM EVERYTHING
I AM ANYTHING
I AM AUTOMATIC
I AM YESTERDAY
I AM EVERYDAY
I AM GONNA BE
REBORRRRN
THIS IS THE START OF SOMETHING"
As the music continues to blare over the speakers, he hops off the turnbuckle, and he hands the title to the referee, then begins pacing the ring, ready for action..*
Cole: And the champion is out here!
King: You mean the thief?
"Flawless" Match for the XHF World Heavyweight Championship
Chris "MVP" Kanyon vs. "The Undisputed Icon" MGK
Both men get locked into the cage, as they glare at one another before the referee finally does close the door as soon as the bell sounds, MGK and Kanyon are both out of their respected corners and right at each other. They grab each other into a headlock, and both are beginning to swing wildly at the other! MGK is getting some vicious shots in, but Kanyon is getting quicker shots in. After a while of them fighting, the referee is forced to try and break the two up.
King: Having to get broken up so early.
Cole: Both men gotta be careful. They can be disqualified here.
MGK does take a few steps back as he is told, as Kanyon is also listening since he does not want to get disqualified early in the match. The moment the referee moves out of the way, Kanyon lunges forward with a cheap shot delivered straight to MGK! That shot knocks MGK off of his feet, but quickly rolling back up. Kanyon grabs MGK and takes him over with an arm drag before both of them are quickly back up to their feet. MGK charges at Kanyon, only to be taken down with a back elbow. Before MGK can push himself up to his feet, Kanyon grabs him by the head to force him up. He then follows up with a couple knife edge chops, before MGK can finally get in some of his own offense at him Kanyon staggers back from each knife edge chop that MGK delivers, but always fires back with another one.
King: Fight back! Take him down, like the chump he is!
Cole: Kanyon battles back.
MGK takes the upper hand of the situation, and finally manages to take Kanyon down with a hard clothesline! As Kanyon is sitting up, MGK quickly kneels down to place Kanyon into a sleeper hold. He keeps him down on the canvas with the hold locked in, but Kanyon is quickly trying to battle his way out of it! MGK does not have an opportunity to keep it in for too long before Kanyon manages to get back up to his feet and deliver a couple hard elbows into the abdomen of MGK. MGK tries to keep the pressure applied in the hold, but finally is forced off by Kanyon! MGK runs into the ropes, and catches himself there. Kanyon charges at him to go for a splash, but MGK moves out of the way and Kanyon collides with the cage. MGK quickly goes around him and rolls him up into a school boy. One Two Kick out!
Cole: Almost an early cover, there.
King: Not that early! Never that early!
MGK looks frustrated that that was not the three count, as Kanyon releases a sigh of relief over that. MGK had nearly pulled a fast one, but Kanyon was able to avoid it barely before Kanyon can get all the way back up to his feet, MGK grabs him by the wrist with his left arm, as he begins delivering some hard elbow smashes right into the skull of Kanyon until he is backed up against the ropes. MGK goes for an Irish whip, but Kanyon reverses it! MGK manages to jump on the second rope, and springboard off of the rope to take Kanyon down with a cross body!
Cole: And MGK springboards from the cage!
King: Luck.
MGK gets back up to his feet, beginning to get the crowd bit riled up while getting himself more motivated into the match as well. He goes to lift Kanyon up, as Kanyon is on both his knees groggy from the shot that he had taken. MGK gets ready to hit him with a hard right hand, but as the referee is circling around to not see what happens, Kanyon goes forward a bit delivering a hard low blow to try and shift the momentum. MGK is starting to fall, but is held up by Kanyon. Kanyon delivers a hard right hand to the skull of MGK before preparing to fall back with the flatliner. MGK manages to push Kanyon away, just in time, but as he is coming back, MGK receives a hard kick to the stomach from Kanyon!
King: Were seeing true dominance from Kanyon.
Cole: MGK avoids the flatliner, but gets hit with a hard toe kick.
Kanyon drops MGK down to the canvas with a DDT before rolling him over and hooking the leg. One Two Kick out! MGK and Kanyon are both starting to roll towards their feet, with the Kanyon asking the referee if he is sure it was not a three, but the referee insures him that it was only a two. Both men are back up to their feet, and as Kanyon turns around to face MGK, he gets taken over with a power slam! MGK right away bounces to his feet, while stalking the downed challenger. Kanyon uses the ropes to get up to his feet and looks at MGK seeing him coming. He ducks underneath an attempted clothesline from MGK, and starts to deliver some quick jabs to MGK trying to battle his momentum back. MGK attempts a standing clothesline, and this time is pushed forward into the turnbuckle so his chest and abdomen hit it hard.
King: How blind is he?
Cole: MGK collides with the turnbuckle.
Before MGK has a chance to grab a hold, to make sure Kanyon does not further the assault, he gets dragged up and over with a German suplex! Kanyon gets right up and smiles excitedly out to the crowd, feeling that this match is already his for the taking. MGK holds his lower back a bit while starting to get up to his feet, but as he is on both knees, Kanyon goes forward to grab both arms and start wrenching them backward. He places his foot on the back of MGK, and gets him in the surfboard stretch! MGK shakes his head in a bit of pain from this hold, as Kanyon refuses to let go. MGK manages to stand all the way up after the hold is in for a while, but Kanyon still has the hold in.
King: Surfboard stretch, and MGK might as well tap out.
Cole: Not this early, King.
MGK continues to shake his head to refuse to give into this hold. MGK finally pulls tries to pull his arms forward, but is unable to, so he jumps backwards landing on top of Kanyon, dropping all his weight on him as well! MGK holds his back again, after that hold and sneers while Kanyon is getting back up. After Kanyon is up, MGK lifts him over with a vertical suplex, perfectly. MGK quickly rolls back up to his feet, as Kanyon is also getting up he gets taken over now with a shoulder back toss as soon as he turns towards MGK, and MGK starts gathering up momentum again. Kanyon gets up to his feet a third time, and now MGK starts driving hard rights into his skull, and after a couple rights, he uses one devastating left to take him down!
King: Get him, Kanyon!
Cole: The champion, MGK, is dominating!
Kanyon is up against the ropes, and pleading for MGK to give him a break. MGK keeps his fist clenched, but does stop to allow Kanyon back to his feet Kanyon tries to sneak up at him to try and take him down, but MGK takes him over with an arm drag, and quickly falls to the canvas to put in an arm bar! Kanyon is trying to battle out of it right away, but MGK keeps applying further pressure. Kanyon keeps his fist clenched and is shaking it in the air trying to force himself out of the hold, but is not able to do anything. MGK continues applying further pressure, as Kanyon reaches out for the ropes he is just a couple inches away, and starts trying to pull MGK, which is like trying to move dead weight. MGK tries not to budge, but Kanyon manages to get him over a bit, enough to let Kanyon grasp the ropes!
Cole: And Kanyon gets the rope break.
King: That fighting spirit, you see.
The referee tells MGK to release the hold, and he does, but frustration is building up inside of him. MGK begins pacing inside the ring while Kanyon is laying on the canvas holding his arm. The referee is checking on Kanyon, asking him if he is able to continue and Kanyon says that he is able to. The moment he gets up, MGK delivers a hard swift kick to the abdomen of Kanyon, and hooks both arms. The entire crowd cheers while MGK lifts him up for Welcome to Chicago. Kanyon rolls on the canvas, holding his back in further pain, and even the move messed with his arm further. MGK starts stalking him, but Kanyon gets on the other side of the ropes between the cage and the ropes. MGK growls a bit with anger, and just grabs Kanyon to drag him over the top rope and back inside the ring.
Cole: The champion is getting mad!
King: He needs a break! Ass!
Kanyon tries to crawl back to the middle of the ring, while pleading with MGK, but MGK does not let up this time. He grabs the weakened arm of Kanyon and forces him up to his feet. Kanyon is pulling away, but MGK is trying to pull him into a Damageplan! Kanyon swings out of it, though, and delivers a hard elbow to the head of MGK. MGK staggers a little and goes for a clothesline, but Kanyon ducks underneath it and hits him with a double knee backbreaker! Kanyon rolls him over right away to attempt the cover. One Two Kick out! MGK starts to roll over while Kanyon takes a deep breath getting ready to continue the attack. As Kanyon is starting to pull MGK up, but MGK manages to deliver a hard back elbow to Kanyon! He grapples up with him right after to attempt the Michigan Flame! Kanyon pulls him forward and slams him head first into the cage, though, and the referee calls for the bell.
Winner of fall one via DQ: MGK!
Cole: And MGK takes it by disqualification!
King: He ran into the cage, ref! Where are your eyes?
MGK has been busted open from being hit into the cell, while Kanyon is arguing with the referee over that. He looks quite angry that the referee had disqualified him for that, but with there being a rule that he cant use the cage as a weapon, he was disqualified for it. MGK is holding the cell looking glazed out at the crowd as the blood drips down his head. Kanyon finally calms down a bit, as the referee leads them over to the second cage the Greenhouse cage.
King: This is not going to be good.
Cole: Not at all.
The entire crowd is cheering, as MGK begins wiping the blood from his head. He shakes his head to get the cobwebs out, and the moment they are both in the cage, Kanyon takes a cheap shot to send him right down to the canvas! MGK starts bouncing back up to his feet, but slowly since he has been weakened as he glares up at Kanyon. A second shot from Kanyon sends MGK back down to the canvas, and this time he rolls to the turnbuckle to bring himself up from the mat. Kanyon follows in with a hard clothesline followed with a couple elbow strikes to the skull of MGK, before finally dragging him out of the corner and down with a Kanyon Cutter! He quickly attempts the cover, by hooking the leg. One Two MGK rolls his shoulder from the canvas!
King: Damn!
Cole: Kanyon nearly quickly evened the score.
Kanyon is getting further aggravated, and pulls MGK to sit up before dropping down with an elbow! He gets back up and goes with another elbow drop to MGK and keeps going with this process until MGK is rolling on the canvas in pain. Kanyon holds his shoulders down to attempt a cover. One Two Kick out! Kanyon begins choking him with his forearm, but releases quickly. MGK sits up completely out of breath, while trying to get a wind back.
King: Keep that assault up, Kanyon.
Cole: Kanyon is trying to choke the life from MGK.
Kanyon gets up to his feet and looks around for a moment before climbing the nearest turnbuckle. He dives off of it to go for a diving body splash, aiming to put MGK away, but he moves out of the way! Kanyon holds his chest and abdomen in a bit of pain from that, and is quickly back up to both his knees. MGK gets up taking a couple deep breaths before rushing at Kanyon and hitting him with a diving dropkick! MGK quickly hooks the leg. One Two--kick out! Kanyon is starting to get to his feet, as MGK uses the ropes to keep himself balanced up. Kanyon rushes at MGK going for a spear only to be tossed through one of the plate glasses of the Greenhouse!
King: NO!
Cole: And Kanyon is sent through the ropes and through the glass!
Kanyon is laying outside of the cage now, in absolute agony. MGK looks out at him, as the crowd is going wild. Pieces of glass are digging in the skin of Kanyon, as MGK slowly rolls out from the broken glass. He lifts Kanyon up noticing the blood all across his arms and back, before driving his head into the apron of the ring, where pieces of glass are as well! Kanyon is cut open from the head now, and screaming out in further pain.
King: Get that glass out of there! Its a distraction.
Cole: The champion is relentless with his assault.
MGK effortlessly tosses Kanyon back into the ring, rolling in after him to attempt the cover. One Two Kick out! Kanyon is still able to kick out, but now MGK makes a couple quick movements and locks Kanyon into the Anaconda Vice! Kanyon screams out in pain, trying to shake out of the hold, but is unable to. He continues to try and get out of the hold, absolutely refusing to give in. MGK applies more pressure into the hold, and Kanyon still refuses to tap out!
King: Hold in there, Kanyon! Hold in there!
Cole: MGK is trying to end it with a submission hold! The Anaconda Vice!
Finally, MGK gets frustrated from Kanyon not tapping, and releases the hold. He begins to stomp away at the body of Kanyon, who is still in pain from all the attacks that he had received during this match. MGK pulls Kanyon back to his feet, but quickly drops him down with a swinging neck breaker. MGK jumps right back up to his feet and rushes to the ropes to bounce off of them and hit a running leg drop, and hooking the leg. One Tw--NO! Kanyon kicks out. Kanyon shakes his head a bit, while trying to get the blood from his head. MGK kicks Kanyon back down to the canvas and rushes to the ropes to attempt a springboard moonsault, but Kanyon brings his knees up to his chest to cause MGK to collide with them!
King: Yes! Thats how you do it!
Cole: MGKs ribs might be broken!
MGK holds his ribs in a lot of pain after that, and out of desperation Kanyon lunges at MGK only to drag him to the canvas with a Flatliner! Both men lay out in the middle of the ring, looking up towards the ceiling in complete shock. Both are covered in theirs and their opponents blood, as Kanyon is trying to roll over a little bit. He is unable to get the strength to do so, as the referee begins the count out for a knock out. One! Both men are still out, but moving slightly trying to cover the other. Two! The same thing is going on, but Kanyon is getting his arm closer to MGK. Three! MGK lifts his head slightly, only to fall back to the canvas. Kanyon is still inching his arm over to try and cover MGK.
King: Get it over him, Kanyon!
Cole: Both men are out cold, here.
Four! MGK and Kanyon are both laying still for a moment. Five! Theyre still laying still. Six! MGK lifts his arm up. Seven! Kanyon gets his arm over MGK, at the same time that MGKs arm falls over Kanyon. The referee counts for both. One Two both men roll their shoulder from the canvas!
King: Oh my God!
Cole: What would have happened if there was a draw?
They roll in the opposite direction, with both men using either rope to get themselves up to their feet. They glare at each other for a moment before Kanyon charges at him, only to have MGK side step and hit him with a hard super kick! MGK falls on top of Kanyon and hooks the leg. One Two Thre-NO! Kanyon kicks out! MGK looks to be in complete shock about Kanyon kicking out. He looks up at the referee making sure that it was not really a three count, but the referee does insure him that it was two, so MGK just simply nods his head.
King: Cant believe he kicked out, can you, CHUMP?
Cole: MGK gets assurance from the referee.
MGK uses the ropes to get up to his feet, and grasps both ropes near the closest turnbuckle. Kanyon is laying only about six inches away from the turnbuckle, when MGK starts to climb, and as soon as he is on the second turnbuckle, Kanyon is up. MGK is looking out at the crowd, and as soon as he is on the top rope, Kanyon leaps up and takes MGK off with super back drop! MGK rolls further back near the broken glass, as Kanyon lays out in the middle of the ring!
King: Damn!
Cole: Kanyon out of desperation takes MGK off the top rope!
Some of the glass from earlier is sticking into the skin of MGK, cutting him open further. He holds his back and tries to get up to his feet, but is only up to one knee. His hand does not leave his back, as he notices Kanyon is still winded after that move. MGK cringes a little from the pain, and stands all the way up. He forces Kanyon up to his feet and attempts a Michigan Flame again, only to get elbowed in the head a couple of times.
Cole: Kanyon battling out of it.
King: MGK does not stand a chance.
Kanyon goes for a hard right shot, only to be kicked in the abdomen! MGK hooks both arms and lifts Kanyon up only for Kanyon to manage to reverse it with a hurracanrana! Both men roll back to their feet, and this time as theyre both charging each other, Kanyon leaps up grabbing MGKs head and dragging him onto the canvas with a Kanyon Cutter!
King: Kanyon Cutter!
Cole: MGK could be out! Cover him, Kanyon!
Kanyon signals that it is going to be over, as he starts to lift MGK back up. He drags him over to the turnbuckle, and forces him up onto the turnbuckle. Kanyon follows up by driving a couple hard right jabs into the skull of MGK before climbing up with him Kanyon now gets ready for a Flatliner, off of the second rope, but a desperate shot from MGK forces him to halt with the move! MGK pulls Kanyon in and lifts him up for a Pepsi Plunge! MGK quickly makes the cover. One Two Three!
Winner of fall two via Pepsi Plunge: MGK!
Cole: 2-0! MGK just needs to win this last one!
King: Kanyon is only raising the bar for himself. Make it a more glorious victory.
Kanyon is laid out, but is quickly coming to. MGK smiles in satisfaction, figuring that he has this match completely in his hands now. The referee assists MGK and Kanyon both to their feet before leading them to the third cage. MGK is ahead of Kanyon, and as Kanyon gets into the ring he lifts up a pair of brass knuckles that were laying out the referee closes the door as Kanyon tries to hide the brass knuckles to surprise MGK, and as soon as everything is situated, both Kanyon and MGK do meet up in the middle of the ring.
King: Theyre locking up, and Kanyon dominating.
Cole: he has those brass knuckles!
As they grapple up, Kanyon takes a hard swift shot with the brass knuckles that sends MGK staggering towards the cage and hitting the barbed wire. Kanyon drops the brass knuckles and charges at MGK to drag his face across the barbed wire, as MGK screams out in a lot of pain feeling the barbed wire tearing into his skin! Kanyon finally pulls him back and slams his head onto the canvas. MGK tries to get up, but the moment he sits up, Kanyon has retrieved a steel chair and nails it right over the skull of MGK!
King: Out COLD!
Cole: You might be right, it appears that MGK is out.
MGK lays out, as Kanyon attempts an early cover for the third fall. One Two Th--KICK OUT! The frustrated Kanyon pushes MGK back down to the canvas to attempt another cover. One Two Kick out! Kanyon again pushes him back down to attempt a third cover. One Tw--NO! MGK still kicks out. Kanyon gets up in the referees face, and starts arguing with him demanding that it was a three. The referee is arguing back with him, as MGK is slowly getting back to his feet. He uses his hand to try and balance himself after getting to his feet, while Kanyon continues to argue with the referee. MGK lunges forward to roll Kanyon up into a school boy, and tries holding all his weight down on him to keep him down. One Two Th--KICK OUT! Kanyon and MGK both quickly roll up to their feet, and Kanyon tosses a hard right hand only to get it reversed!
Cole: Fists are starting to get exchanged!
King: Get him, Kanyon! Give him that good right!
MGK follows up with a second right, after the one that he had reversed. Kanyon fires back and successfully lands the hit this time! MGK goes for a third, but his arm gets caught and pulled in for a short arm clothesline! MGK bounces right back up to his feet, staggering for a moment before being kicked in the abdomen. Kanyon lifts him up for a piledriver, but MGK manages to get his feet back to the ground and lift Kanyon over him with a shoulder back toss!
Cole: Nice reversal from MGK!
King: Damn! Kanyon had it right there.
MGK stumbles forward but stops himself from running into the barbed wire. MGK spots a Singapore cane and lifts it up, waiting for Kanyon to get up from that shoulder back toss. The moment he does, the Singapore cane cracks over his head! Kanyon staggers back a bit and is taken down with the Michigan Flame! MGK keeps his arm over him and attempts a cover. One Two Thre--KICK OUT!
King: So close. *sigh*
Cole: MGK could have had it there!
Kanyon barely gets out of that one, and takes a couple deep breaths while in shock that it was almost a complete flawless victory for MGK. MGK looks frustrated that it was not a three count, and gets up to pull Kanyon with him. He forces Kanyon to stand up the rest of the way and delivers a knife edge chop! Kanyon staggers back a few paces, with MGK following in until Kanyon gets to the ropes. A knife edge chop is attempted from MGK, but Kanyon moves out of the way and his arm connects to the barbed wire, with it digging into the skin!
King: Yes! Hes stuck there!
Cole: He dug his own arm into the barbed wire!
MGK starts screaming in pain, trying to get his arm away, but Kanyon pushes MGK to the canvas, but has his foot up on the arm to force it to stay there. He starts kicking at that arm of MGK, forcing the barbed wire further into the skin, and MGK shakes his head trying to use his other arm to pull himself out of it. Kanyon is relentless with his kicks, as blood is starting to stream down MGKs arm. Kanyon forces MGKs head between the ropes and starts shouting slurs at him before kicking his head into the barbed wire.
Cole: That barbed wire is digging right into the skin of our champion.
King: This reminds me of the Passion of Christ that was some blood there.
Cole: Brutal, yeah.
MGK is finally pulled out of the barbed wire completely out of it. He lays in a puddle of his own blood, while Kanyon starts looking out at the booing crowd he shakes his head to the referee, who is telling him to end this round. Kanyon grabs a chain that is laying in the ring, and wraps it around MGKs throat beginning to choke the life from him! MGKs face is turning beat red, and even starting to get blue. His eyes are bulging out, while Kanyon continues strangling him, and finally uses it as a rope to force MGK back into the barbed wire.
King: Thats it! Thats why Kanyon is going to be our champion, again!
Cole: Kanyon is relentless!
Kanyon lifts MGK up a bit, and forces his head against the barbed wire cage, while lifting a steel chair. He shouts that it is over before lifting the chair and taking a swing at MGKs head! MGK falls to the canvas, just in time. Kanyon tries pulling the chair from the barbed wire only struggling for a moment. Kanyon lifts the chair up above his head and is getting ready to send it down onto MGK, but MGK manages to kick Kanyon right in the groin!
King: Ouch!
Cole: Oh dear.
Kanyons jaw completely drops as he is in a lot of pain from that desperate shot that MGK just had to take. MGK starts to try and push himself to his feet, as Kanyon falls to his knees. MGK grabs Kanyon by the head and hits him directly in the head! He forces Kanyon up again and now goes for the MI Storm, landing it perfectly! He has his arm over Kanyon again, and attempts the cover. One Two Thre--Kanyon rolls his shoulder from the canvas!
King: No!
Cole: MGK could have a flawless win here!
MGK looks up at the referee in complete shock that Kanyon was able to do that. He is pulling at his hair, and insisting the referee that it was three, but the referee shows two fingers. The entire crowd had released a gasp at the will of Kanyon for this match. Kanyon starts to get back up, and MGK does get back up. He stalks Kanyon a moment and attempts a super kick! But Kanyon catches the foot of MGK! He spins him around before dragging him down to the canvas with None Betta! Kanyon lands right on top of MGK to cover him. One Two Three!
Winner of fall three via None Betta: Chris Kanyon!
King: Started slow, but just two more. Kanyon has this!
Cole: Kanyon comes closer to taking the title back.
MGK and Kanyon both lay out in the third cage, as the referee is trying to get both of them conscious. Slowly MGK and Kanyon start crawling to the other cage Kanyon drives a forearm into MGK, trying to keep him weakened down. MGK uses the ropes to get up and kicks Kanyon in the skull before going through to the fourth cage. Kanyon has to crawl into the fourth cage, and the moment he gets in, MGK starts an onslaught!
King: Cheater! Let him up!
Cole: Kanyon started the assault.
Kanyon rolls up a bit to try and protect himself, and the referee finally pushes MGK back to tell him to give Kanyon a chance to at least get to his feet. MGK goes over to one of the sides of the ring, and lifts up a strap with short spikes attached to the end (I forgot the name, so fuck you) and the crowd beings cheering. The referee notices what MGK has and pleads with him to stop, but the look in MGKs eyes tell the referee to be smart and move, so he does.
Cole: That referee is completely terrified!
King: No doubt! Look at that weapon!
MGK lifts the strap and slaps it right into the ribs of Kanyon! Kanyon screams out in further pain as he feels the spikes digging into his skin, and a small piece of his flesh being torn from his body. He starts pushing himself around the ring trying to get over the pain, but MGK sends another reckless lash to around the same spot! Kanyon screams out in further pain, and tries to get away.
Cole: This is complete abuse!
King: Stop! Stop, MGK!
Kanyon is able to get up to his feet, and is trying to avoid MGK, but the lash now hits him across the back and starts tearing skin from there! Kanyon stumbles into the corner, and gets a steel pipe he turns towards MGK and sees the lash coming so dodges it with the steel pipe. The lash is wrapped around the pipe, as MGK is trying to pull it back but unable to. Kanyon rolls the steel pipe in so that the lash has no ability to move and quickly head butts MGK to send him staggering a moment.
King: Finally! That weapon was taken away from MGK.
Cole: I have to say I agree, made my squeamish to see the flesh being torn like that.
The lash was taken away from MGK, and Kanyon tosses the pipe away to one corner. In anger, he begins wailing on MGK! MGK defends himself as much as he can until Kanyon lifts him up and slams him down onto a steel chair on the mat with a sit out Alabama Slam! Kanyon quickly rolls him up. One Two Kick out!
Cole: How is either man able to continue?
King: That one should have put MGK out for not just this fall, but the next fall, too!
Kanyon looks frustrated that that was not able to put it away, and he starts pulling MGK up to his feet. MGK staggers back a step and hits a hard super kick! Both men stagger but catch themselves on the opposite ropes of each other. Kanyon and MGK both rush at each other and this time Kanyon kicks MGK and attempts the Kanyon Cutter out of desperation! MGK pulls back and pulls Kanyon down to the canvas with a Damageplan! The entire crowd cheers as Kanyon holds on not wanting to give in, and MGK just continues applying further pressure. He starts snarling as he pulls back with relentless power, and Kanyon screams out in pain after getting flesh ripped from his body, and the rest of the damage he got during this match, it is surprising that he is holding on!
Cole: How is he doing it?!
King: Kanyon should have never lost that belt!
Kanyon lifts his arm up, and shakes his head to the referee. He clenches his fist, and starts growling a bit to try and get the momentum to at least battle out of this hold. MGK pulls back further, bending the back of Kanyon in about an eighty degree angle. Kanyon screams out in further pain, and continues to shake his head MGK shakes his head to refuse to release the hold, and Kanyon finally taps out!
Cole: MGK did it! He beat Kanyon in the Flawless match!
King: No!
Winner of fall four via Submission, and overall winner, and STILL XHF World Heavyweight Champion: MGK!!!
*As the referee counts to three, "Left Behind" blares through the speakers in the arena. The fans go nuts to see this amazing, brutal match reach it's conclusion, as MGK rolls over off of Kanyon's limp bloody body, and lays in a puddle of his own blood. The referee grabs the XHF Championship and hands it to MGK, while MG still is trying to recover from the brutal match. The referee finally helps MGK up to his feet, as the XHF Champion stands tall. MGK celebrates with the XHF Championship, bloody and bruised, as the XHF logo flashes at the bottom of the screen and this year's edition of Bonafide Homicide fades to black for good...*