Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Sept 3, 2017 8:55:21 GMT -5
The Xtreme Hardcore Federation Presents:
XHF Gastro
August 18th, 2006
University Stadium
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Capacity: 42,000
*We open up to tonight's New Mexico venue of University Stadium with the official Gastro event banner being displayed on the Xtreme-Tron, pyros going off all over the place and the Gastro theme playing loudly on the PA System. We then zoom over to ringside and shortly thereafter the Gastro theme ends as the action is about to begin for tonight with the first activity throughout the building....*
*"Happy?" by Mudvayne starts to blare through the speakers as different colors of lights are going off. As the beginning of "Happy?" comes on the crowd gets to their feet chanting although nobody can be seen on the stage. As the chorus of the song hits the speakers a shadow figure appears.
"I feel it in me
So overwhelmed
Oh this pressured center rising
My life over turned
Unfair the despair
All these scars keep ripping open
Peel me from the skin
Tear me from the rind
Does it make you happy now?"
As the lights begin to dim, 2 shadowy figures are seen and it is "Dangerous" Molly Summers and her manager Derrick Johnson. Molly comes walking out as she is wearing a black tank top with tears all in the shirt, but also with a fish net shirt over it and Derrick is wearing a pair of nice black, dress pants with a white button up shirt, although the 2 top buttons are unbuttioned. Molly grabs Derricks hand as the start down the ramp as Molly stops dead in her tracks at the bottom of the ramp as she begins to look around as the crowd is screaming in approvement. They then begin walking slowly towards the ring. As they approach the ring, Molly jumps onto the ring and gets into the ring. Derrick slowly follows her as Derrick grabs Molly and they share a soft, sweet kiss in the middle of the ring. Molly then jumps on one of the turnbuckles and stands there for 5 seconds, then runs to the other side and repeats herself. As the music begins to fade and the lights begin to come back on, Molly is seen standing in the middle of the ring, whilst Derrick in standing next to her with his arm around her hip.*
Cole: Here's Molly Summers!
King: Puppies!
*The crowd waits in anticipation as Evanescence's "Tourniquet" eerily starts over the PA system, the guitar slams in as the camera shifts around, slowly it comes to the entrance where "the highlight of the night"Chris Mercury is waiting with his manager Melissa, he smirks cockily and starts down the entranceway
"i tried to kill the pain
but only brought more
i lay dying
and i'm pouring crimson regret and betrayal
i'm dying, praying, bleeding and screaming
am i too lost to be saved
am i too lost?"
Chris walks to the ring wearing a silver sleevless coat and black sunglasses, his wrestling attire consists of black tights with white rimmed fire going across the top with black knee pads and boots with kickpads and "Mercury rising" written on the sides
"my God my tourniquet
return to me salvation
my God my tourniquet
return to me salvation"
Melissa gets to the ring first and walks up the steps openning the ropes, Chris takes his coat off and runs leaping between the middle and bottom ropes rolling and nipping up spinnging around in the center of the ring
"do you remember me
lost for so long
will you be on the other side
or will you forget me
i'm dying, praying, bleeding and screaming
am i too lost to be saved
am i too lost?"
Chris smirks and stops before lowering down to one side with his arms straight out to the side.*
"The Highlight of the Night" Chris Mercury vs. "Dangerous" Molly Summers
Mercury stands in the center of the ring and extends a hand to Molly, asking for a handshake before the match gets underway. Molly concures and shakes. While they're shaking, the bell rings, and Mercury levels Molly with a short-arm clothsline to a very negative response from the crowd. He waves them off as he picks Molly back up to the canvas and bounces backwards to the ropes, and flies off them looking for a flying forarm, but Molly greets him instead with a stiff dropkick to the chest, knocking down Mercury. Molly stands and runs at Mercury, but Mercury stands and back drops her over the ropes. Molly grabs the ropes and pulls herself to the outside apron. She waits for Mercury to walk in a little and turn around to face her, when she jumps into a springboarding Tornado DDT, but Mercury stops himself from being pulled to the mat, forcing Molly to land hard on her back on the mat. Mercury runs to the oppostie ropes and goes to land a Lionsault, but Molly moves and stands up. Mercury flips through onto his feet and is leveled with a running calf kick from Summers. Mercury gets slowly to his knees as Molly looks to land a standing low kick to the head, but he ducks it in time and grabs her pants and throws her through the middle ropes to the outside. He stands and smiles as he plays to the crowd, tapping on his head to mock the crowd.
Cole: Very fast paced so far, but I think it'll get slower now.
King: It better, I need to go to the bathroom.
He walks to the ropes and holds them in preparation for a high flying move to the outside. As Molly stands up on the outside, Mercury launches himself outside in a corkscrew plancha which connects, sending both to the ground. Molly is slowly getting up, as is Mercury, as he is favoring his Left shoulder upon rising.
Cole: It appears Chris Mercury has injured his own shoulder in that high-risk meneuver.
King: Serves him right, thats why it's called "High Risk".
Molly lands a kick to the gut to double over Mercury, where she lands a hard european uppercut, sending him reeling towards the corner post. She walks over looking for a double-axe handle, but Mercury stops her with a kick of his own to the gut. He takes her by the back of the head and goes to drive her face first into the post, but Summers blocks it and instead drives Mercury, injured-shoulder first, into the steel post. Mercury tumbles to the ground holding his shoulder in pain as Molly makes her way inside the ring to break the count. She takes a breather while Mercury slowly makes his way into the ring. Summers runs at him, but Mercury dodges to the side, sending her hard to the ropes. She comes off the ropes into a Hiptoss, which Mercury puts his knee out, giving her a hard landing backfirst on his upper thigh. Molly is down holding her back. Mercury goes for a quick pin, but only manages a late 2 count, causing a quick pop in the cheers for Molly. Mercury looks mad, so he stands near the corner, urging Molly to get up to her feet. Molly stands and Mercury runs towards her, looking for a shining Wizard or as he calls it The Shining Highlight, and sure enough he connects head on with this spectacular maneuver! Mercury quickly follows this all up by hooking the leg of a now lifeless looking Molly Summers and the ref quickly gets in position to make the count for him: One.........Two..........THREE! Mercury picks up the victory in his first ever XHF matchup on this week's Gastro.
Winner via Pinfall: Chris Mercury!
Cole: And it looks like in his official XHF debut Chris Mercury has managed to make one hell of an opening statement here tonight on Gastro!
King: Yeah tough break though for Molly Summers, just like always she gave it all she had but alas it wasn't enough in the end, but it'll certainly be interesting to see where she goes from here after the unfortunate loss against Mercury.
*Suddenly... The lights turn dark and... BOOM! Pyros blare throughout the stage as "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit begins to play. Michael Storm comes out in black wrestling shorts with yellow stripes on the sides. He begins to runs full speed down the ramp and then soon slides into the ring! Michael Storm gets up and then jumps to one turnbuckle and raises his arms, getting boos from the audience. Michael Storm jumps off and lands on his feet and stretches out his legs a little bit, waiting for the match to begin.*
Cole: IT'S THE NIGGE-!
King: -COLE!
Cole: Hide your wallet!
*The Pumping Baseline to Muse's "Hysteria" blares from the PA system as the lights dim and a giant cross is diplayed on the Xtremetron. The ambient sounds of the song build up untill the Guitar intro begins. Alex McCloud makes his way out from behind the Xtremetron wearing a shining leather vest emblazed with a flaming cross design. He walks slowly down the ramp as the verse begins, paying little mind to the fans, if any. McCloud makes his way to the stairs and slowly walk up them, looking out towards the fans a bit before entering between the ropes as the chorus starts*
"'Cause I want it now, I want it now
Give me your heart and your soul
And I'm breaking out, I'm breaking out
Last chance to lose control"
*McCloud walks around the ring a bit before jumping and stretching before the match gets underway*
Cole: Praise the lord.
King: Who?
Cole: God, the father of Jesus.
King: Still not following you Cole...
Non-Title Singles Match
"The Prince of Pain" Michael Storm vs. "The Revelation" Alex McCloud
Alex McCloud stares at Micheal Storm and smiles confidently while the bell rings nearby. Storm just scowls back at his adversary and bounces on the balls of his feet. The two men then hook up in the center of the ring where Storm forcefully starts things off by pushing McCloud into the corner having the size and weight advantage. The referee counts 1...2...3, before Storm finally releases. He puts his hands up and moves backward then suddenly slapping McCloud in the face. The fans boo and Storm smiles cockily as we hear him lean in and say "whatcha think of that white boy?". McCloud wipes his mouth and smiles a little as Storm moves back and wants to go again. As they lock up Storm pushes McCloud into the corner yet again as the ref counts: 1...2...3, Storm breaks and puts his hand up. Storm then goes to slap McCloud again, but this time McCloud ducks under and hits a hard slapping kick to the midsection of Storm doubling him over!
Cole: Stiff kick by The Revelation!
King: A kick sent from heaven.
Cole: Uh yeah...
McCloud grabs Storm's head and pulls him down in a headlock takedown, Storm however shifts his weight and scissors McCloud's head. McCloud moves around and throws his body over Storm's: 1..2...Storm releases and kicks out. Both men get back to their feet with McCloud hitting an armdrag, he gets to his feet and Storm does the same, McCloud leaps up and hits a fast snap rana taking Storm down and shooting him under the bottom rope. McCloud then rolls under the bottom rope after McCloud, he pulls him up and runs him shoulder first into the barricade! Storm yells in pain and tries to shake his arm out to get the blood circulating once again.
Cole: McCloud being extremely aggressive here tonight.
King: A welcome change if you ask me...
McCloud rolls Storm back inside the ring and follows as Storm slowly gets to his feet. McCloud goes after Storm who spins around and hits a hard right hand taking McCloud by surprise. McCloud stumbles back as Storm himself goes on the attack kicking him in the stomach as he leans against the ropes. Storm keeps stomping McCloud down before at last pulling a dazed McCloud to his feet and whipping him straight into the ropes. McCloud bounces off and comes running back right into a flying forearm from Storm. Storm covers: 1....2...kickout from McCloud. Storm goes right back on the offensive locking McCloud in a sleeper shortly thereafter. But McCloud fiercely fights out of it to his feet, he hits Storm in the stomach with an elbow and another and another till Storm lets go of the hold. McCloud runs to the ropes, then as he comes back Storm ducks and plants him with a brutal spinebuster slam out of seemingly nowhere!
Cole: OUCH...
King: McCloud went splat.
McCloud tries to suck in air as Storm climbs to the top rope. Storm then corkscrews off going for the Bronx Punch but McCloud manages to roll out of the way at the last possible second causing Storm to crash and burn! McCloud pulls himself up and notices Storm holding his arm. McCloud then hits a low dropkick as Storm is on his knees to the shoulder. McCloud stays on the attack wrapping Storm's arm inside his knee and other leg dropping down and in turn trapping it. McCloud stands up and does it again before locking in a reverse hammerlock and sinching in a crossface at the same time, he pulls back as Storm screams in pain. Storm desparately reaches out to the ropes as McCloud pulls even harder and screams "Tap...TAP YOU HEATHEN!"
Cole: This is it, Storm could tap!
King: NOOOO DON'T TAP ICE T!
Cole: Um, it's Micheal Storm King..not Ice T.
King: Well I loved him in SVU, that has to count for something doesn't it?
Storm finally gets to the ropes though forcing McCloud to release the hold. McCloud watches as Storm rolls out of the ring holding his arm. He turns around just in time to see McCloud hit a baseball slide dropkick moments later! Storm hits the barricade hard and falls down from the dropkick holding his back with his good arm as McCloud slides out from the ring fully as well. He then kicks Storm in the ribs hard and stays on him throwing him into the steel steps. McCloud follows this up by running full speed as he goes to dropkick Storm's head into the steps! But luckily for Storm he reacts quickly enough to move as McCloud hits the steps, kicking them halfway up the entranceway. Storm scrambles back into the ring, McCloud follows and gets blindesided as a result. Storm starts hitting hard right hands. He then points to McCloud and takes a run up going for "The Truth", yet McCloud ducks out of pure instinct and nips from his knees to his feet. McCloud then steps forward and pulls Storm down into the Pale Rider itself! McCloud covers: 1..2...3!
Winner via Pinfall: Alex McCloud!
Cole: And McCloud has done it, he's managed to pin the XHF Phoenix Champion here tonight and keep alive his VERY impressive new winning steak of sorts as of late!
King: Yeah with this roll the so called "Revelation" is on who knows just how far he'll end up going soon around here before all is said and done...
*The arena plunges into total darkness and the crowd in turn go silent as they await to see a superstar make his way to the ring, which now is becoming a regular pattern in the XHF. The titon tron then goes all fussy like there is no reception on the Television, and the sound that comes with that is blasted out to almost a deafening pitch. Then all of sudden mass amounts of pyrotechnics shoot down from above the ring and hit the ramp and at the moment of impact a wall of flames blasts up into the air nearly 15 feet high and Get Your Walk On by Xzibit hits over the PA system and the crowd go crazy as they see Cosmo running out through the flames and then the flames die down and blue strobe lights come on. Cosmo walks down to the ring slapping the hands of a few fans, once he is about half way down the ramp he stops and looks around the crowd who are chanting his name and then he jumps in the air and as he lands he flings his arms out stretched and roars as the wall of flames set up again for one quick burst and die down again. Cosmo then runs into the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He walks to the turn buckle climbs to the top and holds his right hand high in the air before jumping down and walking to the opposite turnbuckle before climbing in the same way and holding his right hand high in the air and he jumps back down as the lights turn to normal and the music fades and the true volume of the Cosmo chants is now clear.*
King: Wooo Cosmo!!
*"Sleep Now In The Fire" by Rage Against the Machine starts up on the sound system and the lights on the entrance way start to flicker.
"YEAAAH!"
That yell causes the curtain to be pulled back as "Showtime" Blake Fields emerges onto the stage with his fists clenched and his arms towards him as he "yeah!"s at roughly the same time as the vocals.
"The world is my expense
The cost of my desire
Jesus blessed me with its future
And I protect it with fire"
Blake makes his way down to the ring with an arrogant grin on his face as he sort of taps one of his palms with his fist. As he goes down the ramp, he ignores the reactions of the fans and keeps his eyes set on the ring.
"So raise your fists and march around
Don't dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or I'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name"
Now right at ringside, Fields climbs onto the apron and looks out at the crowd, pointing a thumb to himself, before he continues to stare for a few moments.
"Hey!
Hey!
Sleep now in the fire
Hey!
Hey!
Sleep now in the fire"
He then enters the ring through the ropes and leans against them, not looking concerned at all about his opponent as the music fades out.*
Cole: And the Rookie, Blake Fields!
"The Future" Cosmo vs. "Showtime" Blake Fields
The two men charge as the bell rings. Cosmo drives a forearm into Blake. Cosmo discus punches Blake. Blake gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Cosmo. Cosmo measures Blake up and drops a closed fist. Blake climbs to his feet. Blake trys for a ropeflip moonsault but Cosmo avoids it. Blake lands heavy on the mat, clutching his leg in pain.
King: Rookie mistake from Blake!
Now Blake standing. Cosmo goes for a t-bone suplex but Blake dodges the attack. Blake places Cosmo on the turnbuckle and executes the belly-to-back superplex. Blake is back on his feet. and Blake flips onto him. Blake moves back to his feet. Cosmo stands up slowly, trying to shake off the cobwebs. Blake with an illegal chokehold on Cosmo.
Cole: Aww c'mon , that's illegal!
King: Hmm, I wonder why it's called an ILLEGAL CHOKEOLD!?
Cosmo swings his arms around trying to break the hold before swinging his leg backwards and low blowing Blake.. Blake hops around before trying to deliver several kicks to Cosmo in the head. Blake sucks chants start in the crowd. Blake puts Cosmo in an arm grapevine submission. Blake and Cosmo are taking the fight outside the ring as Cosmo delivers a variation of a suplex sending Blake over the top rope.. Cosmo rolls out of the ring. Cosmo scoops up Blake and drops him on the thin mats. Cosmo then climbs onto the apron and jumps off nailing Blake with an Asai Moonsault. Cosmo raises his arms proud as the crowd begin to cheer.
Cole: The crowd are really glad to have Cosmo back in the XHF!
Blake is up again, as Cosmo turns around Blake executes a jawbreaker on Cosmo. Blake gets up. Blake puts Cosmo in an arm grapevine submission, trying to wear him down.. Cosmo is back on his feet. Cosmo uses a snap mare takeover on Blake. Cosmo kicks Blake in the groin. Cosmo covers for the pinfall.
1....2....-kick out.
King: Phew, he almost had it there.
Blake stands up and length. Cosmo locks Blake in a full nelson and slams him to the mat. Cosmo locks Blake in a boston crab. The ref is checking for a tap out. ... Cosmo tightens the hold. ... Blake is fighting the hold. Blake uses all of his strength to power out and then Blake escapes. Cosmo stesp backwards and allows Blake to get back to his feet before unleashing a furious. Flying side kick to Blake, this sends Blake flying and he rolls, eventually going out of the ring.
Cole: Ouch, such a violent tendency there from Cosmo.
King: I know! What a man!
Blake is up again, due to the fact that he has the apron to help him. He holds his head in pain as Cosmo bouces off the ropes, he flies through the others for a suicide dive at Blake, but Blake dodges!! Cosmo skull goes flying into the barrier with a huge ricochet sound. Blake's eyes grow wide as he climbs the apron, looking at the almost out cold Cosmo, he signals and then Blake goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Cosmo. Blake climbs to his feet and drags Cosmo back on his feet.
King: Blake's starting to impress!
Blake grabs Cosmo by the head and slams his face into barrier, a trickle of blood appears on Cosmo's face, as Blake does the same again. Out of nowhere Cosmo delivers and elbow to the gut before throwing Blakes body into the barrier. Cosmo wipes his face and stands there, looking at his own blood. Cosmo then unleashes a fury of kicks to the body of Blake, Blake's body recoiling with every shot. He quikcly drags Blake to his feet and kicks him in the gut, executing a snap suplex onto the steel steps!
Cole: Ouch that's gotta hurt!!
King: You can say that again.
Cole: Ouch that's gott-OW!
King: Don't test me...
Cosmo stares a hole through the wall, he seems to be off in his own little world before grabbing a chair from beneath the ring. He rolls Blake into the ring. Cosmo slides in. Cosmo goes toclimb in but Blake spears Cosmo to the ground and delivers a flurry of punches. After gaining the advantage Blake clambers off Cosmo and goes to the turnbuckle. He begins to undo the padding as the crowd begin to boo. Blake drags Cosmo to his feet and irish whips him into the exposed turnbuckle. Cosmo recoils in pain as Blake charges, but Cosmo ducks down flap jacking Blake right into the turnbuckle!! Blake bounces back and drops to his feet in pain, blood now coming from his face too. As Blake turns around Cosmo yells out before delivering the Cosmo Space Drop!! Cosmo covers....1......2......3!!!
Winner via Pinfall: Cosmo!
King: What the hell?! Cosmo pulled that out of nowhere!
Cole: What a stunning return victory for Cosmo this evening on Gastro!
*Cosmo celebrates his victory but before his music comes on his celebration is cut short...*
Voice: Woa woa woa woa....WOA!!
*Cosmo turns towards the titantron and none other than Spike Kane walks out to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He begins to applaud.*
: I gotta say Cossy, nice victory over a complete and utter noob. I mean, what a way to return other than beating up on a major league rookie huh? No...wait, don't take it the wrong way. I'm not out here to insult you. Hey you've just returned to the XHF, just like me...except there's a few differences. Most people are ignoring the fact that I've come back, purely because they're so wrapped up by the fact that the great almighty Cosmo has returned.
*Spike walks around the stage rubbing his nose.*
: Almighty Cosmo? Yeah...thats a fact, Cosmo is almighty, I know more so than anybody, because I helped him get their, I helped train you...so I came up with the perfect solution to my dilemma here. I looked over the Xtreme Impact card and realised, I've reached a milestone here in the XHF. I've been here for over a year now. I remember clearly my first match was on Terminal Velocity, the Pre-Show to Xtreme Impact, where I destroyed Kevin Hardaway....and I thought what better way to commemorate than having a match with Cosmo!
: You wanna fight? Bring it on!
: No no Cosmo, I don't wanna fight. You see you are the legend killer right? I'm a legend....your the apprentice and I'm the master. You've beaten me once here in the XHF, and I think it's only fair I get a chance to bring it back...just like I helped you get your in ring talent back....so we're gonna have ourselves a match at Xtreme Impact...
: Ok Spike, we'll do this...
: For chance to show we're still the tops!
*The crowd go absolutley crazy and with that Spike shrugs and drops his mic on the floor as "Tripled Manic State" by CKY hits the speakers and he leaves Cosmo standing in the ring nodding with a look of determination on his face. Fade to commercial...*
*Drowning Pools "Step Up" now kicks in over the PA system.
1 2 3 go
Broken!
Shiyen makes his way out to the entrance way with a white towl over his head he eyes the crowd
yeah you've been livin on the edge of a broken dream
Nothing
yeah thats the only thing youll take away from me
As Shiyen makes his way down the ramp to the ring you see him cracking his head side to side and clinching his fists together cracking the knuckles. He then walks up the stairs climbes to the top turnbuckele with one foot on the top rope.
Im never gonna stop
aint never gonna drop
aint no different then it was before
so take some good advice
youd better stop and think twice
'fore you take that first step out that door
He takes the towl off and whipes his bold head with it and lays it on the turnbuckle support.
if you wanna step up (step up) your gonna get knocked down (knocked down)
if you wanna step up (step up) your gonna get knocked down
you have your chance to walk away, live to see another day
if you wanna step up (step up) your gonna get knocked down(knocked down_
your gonna get knocked down
Shiyen then hops over the ropes and lands in his corner squatting in the corner with intensity in his eyes he stays there till the opening bell.*
Cole: Well to kick things off in our next matchup of the evening here's a young phenom of XHF's stellar rookie class as of late, it's Shiyen!
King: Indeed, but at the same time Shiyen has talked quite a bit of trash lately towards his opponent here tonight and he may have made things a little too personal for his own good knowing the style of THIS man whom I'm referring to...
*The opening piano of Lacuna Coil's "Heaven's A Lie" plays, then the guitar riff hits making the lights come on and flash red, blue and green as mist fills the entrance way. Slowly a trap door opens and AJ Pheonix emerges through the colored mist with his long hair wet dangling down. He wears his black sleeveless trenchcoat with a red dragon air brushed on the back.
"Oh no,
here it is again
I need to know
when I will fall in decay
Something wrong
with every plan of my life
I didn't really notice that you've been here
Dolefully desired
Destiny of a lie
Set me free
your heaven's a lie
set me free with your love
set me free"
AJ steps off the trap door and starts walking down to the ring wearing his black cargo pants with a red dragon on one side and "Overdrive" in red down the other and his hood over his head, a silver chain with a crusifix dangles down his neck. AJ walks up the steps and smirks leaning back against the ropes, he outstreches his arms leaning all the way back before wrapping one of his legs around the middle rope and spinning down into the ring. AJ takes off his trenchcoat.*
Cole: And here comes the infamous AJ Pheonix himself, someone who most certainly isn't in the best of moods by any means after the dispicable act of sorts that Kuroi committed recently by kidnapping the man's own daughter. As far as I'm concerned it's a damn digrace and I wouldn't blame AJ a bit for taking out as much aggression as he wants over it on Shiyen instead here tonight on Gastro!
Shiyen vs. "The Flaming Dragon" AJ Pheonix
The two men start out in the center of the ring, they lock up as AJ Pheonix spins around and pulls Shiyen into a headlock, he wrenches it in there. Shiyen puts his hands on AJs face and pushes his face back. Shiyen then pushes AJ Pheonix off into the ropes, AJ comes back and ducks under a leapfrog by Shiyen, AJ rebounds off the ropes again into a Japanese arm drag from Shiyen, AJ gets up and arm drags Shiyen across the ring, AJ rolls forward and nips up off his neck staring Shiyen down. They lock up again this time Shiyen uses his speed to duck under AJ and get him from behind. AJ grabs Shiyens head and pulls himself up and down pulling quake into a modified snapmare, Shiyen flips over AJs shoulder onto his feet, Shiyen runs into the ropes but gets clotheslined over the top rope by AJ Pheonix. AJ looks at the crowd and stomps his feet a little before running to the opposite ropes, he comes back and leaps over the top rope somersaulting down onto Shiyen.
Cole: WOW amazing move by AJ Pheonix!
King: I'm impressed!
AJ Pheonix gets up and high fives a few people in the crowd before rolling in, Shiyen gets up and looks around trying to get his bearings. Shiyen gets onto the ring apron as AJ runs in, Shiyen moves and lifts his knee into AJ face, AJ stumbles back as Shiyen springboards off the top rope into a crossbody, he covers 1...2....Kickout by AJ, Shiyen stays on the offensive and stomps AJ down before measuring him up, Shiyen kicks AJ in the ribs as a loud thwacking sound echoes around the arena, Shiyen smirks and pulls AJ Pheonix up, AJ slaps Shiyens hands away and starts hitting forearms to AJs face. They get to the ropes as AJ whips Shiyen into them, AJ leaps up and goes for a hurracanrana, Shiyen just powerbombs AJ down and walks over to the top rope. Shiyen climbs up and measures AJ Pheonix, he comes off with a splash but AJ somehow nips up and flips himself hitting a flipping enzugiri to Shiyens face!
Cole: GOOD GOD!!! WHAT A MOVE!
King: AMAZING!
AJ Pheonix stays on all fours sucking some much needed air in as Shiyen holds his face, AJ gets to his feet and starts at a full sprint at the ropes, he comes back and goes fore a baseball slide on Shiyen, but he grabs the ropes and pulls himself up wrapping his legs around the ropes so AJ Pheonix slides under the bottom rope to the ground, Shiyen lets himself down as AJ turns around, Shiyen grabs the ropes and flips over spinning in a corkscrew plancha down onto AJ, the two men lay in a heap outside the ring as the crowd cheers wildly, Shiyen gets up first and pulls AJ Pheonix along by his hair, he whips him into the ring steps but AJ jumps up onto him and flips back in a moonsault plancha on the concrete!, Shiyen goes down but AJ stays on his feet. AJ slides in the ring and waits for Shiyen. Shiyen gets up and pulls himself into the ring, the two men stare each other down and Shiyen nods his head in approval before offering a handshake, AJ cautiously shakes his hand, Shiyen smiles and then pulls AJ into a spinebuster, the crowd boos and Shiyen just flips them off!
Cole: WHAT A SCUMBAG!
King: I hope AJ beats him!
Shiyen starts hitting right hands to AJ Pheonix's face, after a while the referee pulls Shiyen off. AJ Pheonix shoves the ref back who shoves quake back and starts going off on him, surprisingly Shiyen recoils back and puts his hands up saying "alright, alright". AJ makes it to his feet in the corner and leans back as Shiyen walks towards him. AJ leans back and mule kicks Shiyen in the chest sending him back. AJ explodes out of the corner and starts hitting forearms again he goes for a roundhouse kick, Shiyen ducks but AJ Phoenix lands on his foot. and keeps spinning hitting a tornado enzugiri, Shiyen goes down and AJ goes for the pin! 1...2....Shiyen kicks out in time. AJ Pheonix can't believe it. He runs his hands through his hair looking shocked. He knows that he has the distinct advantage here and he poses for the The Flaming Drop. And then he hits successfully hits it! He smiles as the ref counts out the pin One... Two... THREE!
Winner via Pinfall: AJ Pheonix!
Cole: YES! AJ Pheonix won!
King: That's what Shiyen gets for saying those things about his daughter.
Bang!
*Another new scene opens in momentarily on some random XHF staff dude. Running. He comes up to Red Fusion.*
Random Staff Dude: Mr. Fusion! Mr. Fusion! Your buddy Lazarus got taken down! He's out cold man!
: Show me!
*The random staff dude leads Red Fusion throughout the arena. They see Lazarus laid out right in front of his locker room. He's down on the floor on his stomach.*
: What the hell happened to him?
Random Staff Dude: I don't know man. All I heard was a--holy crap!
*The staff guy moves quickly. Before Fusion can realize why, from out of nowhere, someone charges into Red Fusion and GORES him right through the door behind him! The man gets up and it's Curtis Kanyon! But he's wearing blue jeans and a blonde wig. He raises his arms in the air and puts his hands together to form a diamond. He then breaks them apart and yells:*
: BANG!
*The camera zooms in on Curtis's face, which looks intense as the scene fades back to the arena.*
Cole: What the-?
King: I don't even know.
*The lights in the arena flicker different colors, but the pace of the flicker (or strobe) is so fast that it's hard to tell what colors they are. As this flickering occures, slowly, in fades, the charasmatic chords of Stone Sour's Come What(ever) May. The flickering of the lights vanishes and is replaced with a dark hole of nothingness, as the lights go out. The fans cheer, because they recognize the face on the Xtreme Tron, they recognize the smirk that they've grown to respect over the past few months.
Then suddenly the opening riff to the song begins to thrash the speakers as it picks up, and the darkness shatters into a blinding world of blue, green, and gold stobe lights. As the first verse to the song hits, MGK makes his way out, dressed in his ring attire, consisting of long baggy black and white cameoflage pants, with the letters "MGK" stitched in the sides in black and white. Over his body he has a black MGK, and his wet hair is slicked back. He crosses both arms over his chest in the fashion of an X, as a wall of sparks falls down behind him. The wall of sparks pours down in a beautiful lime green, as none other than Christian Thorn and James Mueller emerge, standing on either side of MGK. James taunts the fans a little, as Thorn smirks, and MGK holds his pose. Then he starts his walk down the ramp with James and Christian, not even bothering to look at the fans. He stops midway down the ramp, and stares a hole right through the ring, his eyes locked and projecting an undeniable determination. He slides into the right and gets up to one knee, to soak in the now dim, but green lights shining down on him. Then he climbs to the middle turnbuckle and takes off his shirt tossing it to the side, before raising his left hand balled in a fist high in the air. This prompts a few cat calls from the female fans, but mainly cheers and boos from the majority of fans. Christian and James make their way to ringside as well, with James taunting some fans here and there. As the music continues to blare over the speakers, MGK then jumps down off the turnbuckle, and begins to pace around the ring, hungry for some action. He crouches down in his corner, and begins to absorb advice from both Christian and James, as the match is set to begin.*
King: Here we go Cole, this is gonna be one hell of a match!
Cole: I don't think this match is gonna end without bloodshed here King.
**The lights in the arena go out now. Just as the fans go silent, music can start being heard from the arena's sound system. As the thumping of the song beings, the lights start to flash with it. The song then begins to pick up it's pace as words can be heard along with instrumental. Just then a figure emerges from behind the curtains. He begins walking down the ramp, walking at a slow pace so he can feed on the energy.**
"There's a shadow just behind me
Shrouding every step I take
Making every promise empty
Pointing every finger at me
Waiting like a stalking buttler
Who upon the finger rests
Murder now, the pattern called "must we"
Just because the son has come
Jesus, won't you fucking whistle?
Something but the past and done
Jesus, wont you fucking whistle
Something but the past and done"
**Harold stops halfway in the middle of the entrance ramp. As he begins looking to his left. Shaking his head in acceptance from the fans. Then he turns to his right. Again shaking his head in appreciation to the fans cheering him on. Then he turns his head back to the ring and beings walking toward the ring again, taking his time before he reaches the ring steps**
"I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well
I will find a centre in you
I will chew it up and leave
I will work to elevate you
Just enough to bring you down
Mother Mary, won't you whisper?
Something but what's past and done
Mother Mary, won't you whisper?
Something but what's past and done
Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start this over
And why can't we sleep forever?
I just want to start this over
And why?"
**As he finally gets on the apron. He walks the ledge alittle before putting his left leg over the top and getting in the ring. He stands in the middle of the ring, soaking in all the energy given from the fans. As his theme song continues to play on the sound system**
"I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well
I will find a centre in you
I will chew it up and leave
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me"
**Harold puts his hand on the top rope and pulls back. Then begins pounding on his chest and pulls forward, releasing his arm in the air. Simultaneously all four turnbuckles explode with pyro, that nearly deafens the front row of fans.**
"Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start things over
And why can't we sleep forever?
I just want to start this over
And why?
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it"
**Harold retreats back to his corner, waiting for the match to get underway.**
Street Fight
"The Undisputed Icon" MGK vs. "Hardcore" Harold Campbell
The bell rings and the two men circle, loosening up their muscles and preparing for this anything goes "Street Fight" of sorts that's about to take place in the arena itself. The two men move towards each other spouting crap at each other, MGK looking up a little to Harry who has the height advantage. MGK arrogantly slaps Harry in the face and Harry returns the favor with a punch right to the face. MGK gets knocked to the floor but gets right back up again but this time ducks under Harry's punch and executes a reverse DDT taking Harry down.
King: Nice speed there from MGK!
Cole: Harold may have the height and weight advantage but MGK has the speed advantage!
MGK grabs Harry's arm and locks it in a hammer arm bar, bending Harry's arm in ways it wasn't ment to. Harry shouts out in defiance as he writhes trying to get out of the hold. Soon enough Harry over powers MGK and arm drags him, both men getting to their feet quickly. Harry rolls his arm loosening it, looking quite angry at MGK. The tow charge and lock up with each other, Harry grabs MGK around the waist and heaves executing a belly to belly suplex. The impact sends MGK bouncing but right back onto his feet. He rests in the turnbuckle, shaking the cobwebs off as Harry charges, MGK slips forward and drops taking Harry down with a drop toe hold! Harry's face smashes into the bottom turnbuckle and he recoils in pain holding his face. MGK however slides out of the ring andbegins looking under the ring apron.
Cole: Told you things would escelate.
King: Did you see Harold's face slam off the turnbuckle!?
MGK begins pulling things from under the apron and throwing them into the ring, trash cans, kendo sticks, baking trays, steel chairs, baseball bats and then he pulls out a table and slides it in. Harry however has gotten up and picked up a baking tray. As MGK climbs the apron Harry runs over and slams the tray down on MGK's head! MGK bounces off the apron and onto the floor. Harry seems to have an insane look on his face as he looks around, he climbs the turnbuckle and...SPLASHES MGK FROM THE TURNBUCKLE TO THE OUTSIDE!
King: Like a rock into water!
Cole: Holy crap! Harry just flew!
Harry covers MGK. One......two...th-MGK kicks out!
King: How? Just...how!?
Harry picks MGK up and rolls him into the ring following. MGK crawls fastly to the other side, picking up a baseball bat as Harry charges him. MGK gets up and slams the bat into Harry's chest. He then winds up the bat shouting out "HOMERUN!" before swinging for Harry's head. Harry ducks however and MGK overswings. Harry grabs him from behind and goes for a backdrop, but MGK flips over and uses the baseball bat to low blow Harry from behind. Harry falls to his kness and MGK storms off the ropes launching at Harry with the Bullet With a Name!
Cole: BULLET WITH A NAME!! BULLET WITH A NAME!!!
MGK covers. 1.......2.....-KICK OUT!!!!!
MGK looks at the ref in utter disbelief, lividly slamming the mat three times afterward. He gets up and points at the ref, bawling and shouting at him as Harry gets up. MGK kicks Harry in the gut and irish whips him executing a powerslam on the return. MGK now goes to the turnbuckle and climbs it, taunting to the crowd before launching himself through the air for a corkscrew moonsault. Harry moves out of the way, but MGK manages to land on his feet. MGK stalks Harry whilst Harry fumbles on the ground with something before slowly getting up. MGK speeds forward and sweeps his leg up for the Superkick, but Harry dodges and as MGK turns Harry slams his fist into MGK's face. MGK slowly falls like a tree being chopped down.
Cole: What the-?
King: The power of the punch....wait...he's got Brass Knucks!
Harry raises his arm, the knucks still on his fist. He grins madly as the crowd reacts. Harry drags MGK to his feet, placing him in the turnbuckle whilst Harry sets the table up. Harry now grabs MGK by the hair and climbs the turnbuckle himself dragging MGK. Harry flips MGK up to his shoulders into a powerbomb position, he then hooks MGK's head. MGK seems to wake up and starts punching Harry in the ribs but Harry jumps off nonetheless. However in mid-air Harry loses grip of MGK's head and MGK manages to flip backwards locking Harry's head for a mid-air-hurricarana! Harry and MGK crash through the table, Harry taking the worse of the fall.
Cole: SWEET GIBBLY GIBBLETS!!
King: Rest in peace.....scumbag...
Harry's brass knucks and MGK's baseball bat lay at the sides of the ring, the table and all it's shards lay scattered. MGK begins getting to his feet using the ropes, blood can now be seen trickling down his forehead from the brass knucks. Harry is in the corner using the turnbuckle. MGK stamps his foot as he waits for Harry he launches his leg for the Superkick but then stops as Harry ducks forward, MGK catches Harry's arm and twists it going underhook on Harry wrenching his arm. He then sweeps Harry's legs from beneath him and locks in a slightly modified version of the Damageplan! Harry roars in pain as his back is bent backwards.
King: After going through a table, flying through the air twice...that's gotta be killing him!
Harry roars out in defiance as MGK stretches out for the brass knucks, he grabs them but Harry overpowers him and breaks free, roaring to his feet only to be met with a fist to the face. Blood nows runs from Harry too as he falls, MGK locks the Damageplan in again and screams out as he puts all of his strength into it. Harry looks to be out cold before he screams out in pain. After several minutes of the two men shouting in defiance Harry finally TAPS!
Winner via Submission: MGK!
Cole: Harry tapped out!
*The ref then calls for the bell and raises MGK's arm as he gets up, whilst Harry rolls around in obvious pain nearby. However, this isn't the end of tonight's happenings here by any means as while MGK slides back in the ring to continue celebrating we see a a bald-headed face of all too familiar proportions as the person featuring it comes leaping over the crowd barrier and arrives upon the fallen Harold Campbell himself, it's RAGE! And sure enough the Revolutionary Redneck has that very same sicked, twisted, sadistic smirk he once wore at Overheated when attacking Mr. Campbell to begin with after his matchup with one CR, a coniving facial expression that can only mean he's out for blood the same way he was a few weeks back! Nonetheless he continues standing over Harold and looking fiercely down into his eyes before at last lifting him slowly to his feet and signaling to the booing crowd that it's time to take action on his longtime foe that remains so weakened as it is by the earlier onslaught of MGK himself. With this Rage casually lifts Harold's limp body up onto his shoulders and nods his head to all around him in a sign of what's to come, this being another possible Fist of Rage in the wake of his original Overheated one onto a beer bottle of all things!*
Cole: Oh my god, don't tell me he's going to do what I think he's about to to poor Harry, damnit hasn't the man suffered enough as it is from MGK here tonight to be spared of this now?!! And what it makes this nonsense even worse is that it's because Rage is a sore loser, plain and simple he can't get over being shown up back at the B-Day Show by Harold and has to resort to these cheap sneak attack tactics from behind over and over!
King: Ah stop whining Cole, everyone should know Harold had this coming from the start when as Rage so gracefully put it he CHEATED using Hardcore tactics to win back at the Birthday Show, so I say GO RAGE, give that old hack what he deserves by god!
*Back at ringside Rage looks calm, cool and collected as he's about to execute the afformentioned signature maneuver of his but JUST before he can Harold summons all the strength left within him and slips free off Rage's shoulders! In response to this action the crowd goes absolutely nuts with cheers and Rage is completely caught off guard since he figured Harold to be in no condition for fending him off but alas there's still some fight left in the Hardcore Legend this time around against his equally veteran foe. At this point Rage is irate as hell over all this and he goes to trade blows straight up with Harold but again his efforts are shockingly blocked with Harry seeming to be gaining more and more momentum by the moment! Harry sets in on Rage before he can react with a flurry of right hands which get The Bald-Headed Behemoth reeling temporarily and everyone in attendance on their feet!*
Cole: YES, yes Harry put that egomaniac in his place once and for all!
King: Noooooooo it's not supposed to be like this, it never was damnit!
*Finally Rage however begins to even things back up by landing a few rights and lefts of his own to the chin of Harry, meanwhile Harry still isn't showing much quit in his own right as he matches Rage blow for blow just outside the ring, with a stunned MGK continuing to look on at this back and forth brawling in awe from inside the ring as he has been all along. Soon enough Rage seems to be fed up as ever with Harry's resiliance and accordingly he manages to connect with a quick thumb to the eye which distracts Harry just long enough to give him an opening he desparately needs, the opening to then rush forward and CLOTHESLINE Harry straight over the crowd barricade itself! Due to the sheer impact of the clothesline Rage goes along for the ride as he follows Harry in flying over the barrier and landing below on the other side. Slowly both men make it back to their knees, then their feet and again they instantly start to send a flurry of punches back and forth at the mere sight of each other's faces up close and so personal as this war of theirs has become over time. But now all this is taking place throughout the midst of tonight's sellout crowd as the non-stop fight between the two continues spilling further and further away from the ringside area. We then cut directly back to a shot of the Gastro entranceway where the vast majority of XHF's security personel on hand is seen running down the ramp and leaping quickly over the barricade to give chase to Rage/Harry and cut them off from doing any further physical damage to one another than they already have. Of course inside the ring MGK remains downright baffled at what he's witnessing as he's seen shaking his head and taking slight humor in this unusual turn of events all around him. *
*The arena goes dark. The over the PA the song Wait and Bleed by Slipknot plays. The fans start to boo as walking out is the brothers from the Pitbulls Brian and Michael Kennedy. The stand at the top of the entrance ramp and look at the fans with a pissed off look on their face as they have the hoods to their hoodies up. They then turn to each other and bump knuckles and start to walk to the ring.
I've felt the hate rise up in me...
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves...
I wander out where you can't see...
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed...
Brian and Michael start walking down to the ring as the fans boo louder and louder at them. They tune out the fans and dont even pay attention to em. They roll into the ring an they each get on top of a turnbuckle. The fans start booing again but this time they throw trash at them. They jump from the top turnbuckles and they kick the trash out of the ring and as they walk around the ring.*
Cole: Can the Pitbulls capture the Tag titles here tonight?
King: And what part will Dave and Quakes falling out play?
*The lights dim and the crowd goes silent as the sound of footsteps begin to overtake the PA System and words begin rolling across the Xtreme-Tron:
It only takes one
One man to change the course of History
Your Hero Has Arrived
The stage begins to smoke up and the spotlight shines on the entrance way. The crowd begins to cheer softly as Trapt's "Stand Up" begins to play and Kris Quake comes running out onto the stage full of energy. He runs from one side of the stage to the other playing to the crowd and cuaseing there cheers to grow louder and louder before finally stopping back at the top of the ramp and he begins to walk down the ramp slowly slapping hands with the fans.
You planted the seed
How my anger has grown
Got an feeling inside that I can't seem to control
You wanna see a reaction
Come on and cut me down
You've gone as far as I'll go
Now you're crossing the line and I am letting you know
Well here's your reaction.
Kris Quake reaches the ring and leaps up onto the ring apron and looks around at the crowd that is now cheering loudly as he slowly reaches down and pulls the XHF Tag Team Championship from around his waist and raises it in the air causeing the crowd to cheer even louder. He lets loose a small grin before he leaps over the top rope into the ring and spins around with his arms spread out.
Stand up
I have had enough
Walk away before I finish what you started
Face to face I will put you in your place
End this game before I finish what you started
Face to face everything will change
Kris Quake stands in the center of the ring looking out at the crowd and nodding he head as the music cuts off.*
Cole: Quakes been very out spoken recently.
King: Hes just sore that Dave left him.
*Guitars begin to fade in as a man wearing a sports hooded top steps out onto the stage. As the guitars fully kick in a ticker tape explosion hits the stage as the lights drop to normal brightness. The man flicks his head back throwing off the hood revealing the man beneath. Wearing his usual wrestling tights and bare chested, the man standing there bearing the huge trademark smile is none other than The One.. The Only... 'Diamond' Dave Holland! Slowly behind him out walks the UK Champion Snake, as Dave stands arms wide apart posing for the crowd and the fans who have now turned on him.
Miles away from me
Hope is fading soon
Gone forever it's a waste of time
My intentions
Like a sweeter room
Only bring to me a fading light
Dave has finally brought himself to making his way down the ramp and towards the ring. He takes off the white sports jacket and throws it into the crowd. He doesn't care that he'll never get it back, it's not like he's strapped for cash or anything.
Locked up forever inside
I look to the stars and ask why
Oh - If they could just teach my dark heart to feel
All I've saved - oh why
Thrown away - oh
As the guitars perform their own instrumental bit Dave slides into the ring, jumping to his feet and spinning around trying to look at all the fans all the time, as Snake stays on the outside staring at Quake the whole time. Dave jumps to the turnbuckle and points down at the crowd, motioning with his other hand that he can't hear the crowd. The boos of course get louder much to Daves amusement as the music fades away.*
Cole: Whats Snake doing out here? He has no business being out here!
King: He has all the business in the world; hes out here to see that his new pal doesnt get stabbed in the back by Mr. Quake!
XHF Tag Team Championship Match
The Pitbulls (Michael Kennedy & Brian Kennedy) vs. "Diamond" Dave Holland & "Your Hero" Kris Quake
The ref takes the tag belts off Quake and Dave who have yet to look at one another, as the Pitbulls warm up on the other side of the ring, the ref hands the belts to the timekeeper as he rings the bell as Michael climbs onto the apron as Brian gets ready to start the match, on the other side of the ring it is a different story as Quake and Dave have finally come face to face, the two stare at one another in anger/hatred as they start to butt foreheads shouting at one another, the ref moves in to separate the two as he sends Dave to the apron telling Quake to start the match. The bell is rung as Quake is still arguing with Dave, behind him Brian runs at him and takes him down with a slamming forearm to the back of Quakes neck, Brian keeps on top of Quake pounding on his back before sliding over him and locking him into a headlock, Quake tries to fight him off as he pulls himself to his feet with the headlock still applied, Quake finally breaks free by throwing Brian into the ropes, and takes Brain down with a shoulder block on his way back, Brian rolls to his feet as the two lock up, Brian gets to advantage as he lifts Quake up for a suplex but Quake slips out, dropping behind Brain and takes him down with a reverse DDT, Quake gets to his feet again before hitting a spinning leg drop onto Brians throat, before going for the cover, only getting a two count as Brian kicks out.
Cole: Dave and Quake already having words.
King: Yea but how long will their friendliness last.
Quake climbs to his feet again as he lifts Brian up and throws him into the corner, he runs in looking to splash Brian, but Brian moves out of the way at the last moment, Quake crashes against the turnbuckle, as Brian staggers out before turning to face Quake and taking him down with a neckbreaker as he bounces out, Brian climbs to his feet as he pulls Quake up with him and pulls him over to the corner, he tags in his brother before holding Quake in place as Michael delivers a hard stiff kick to Quakes open chest, the ref tells Brian to let go and get out which he does as Michael starts to stomp on Quake, before rolling him over and locking in a reverse chin hold, Quake screams out in pain as Dave watches amused from the apron, the ref moves in and asks if he wants to give up, he shakes his head as he tries to get free, before finally managing to roll over his whole body getting Michael into a pinning predicament, the ref counts onetwobefore Michael is forced to break the hold to escape the pin, both men rolls to their feet as they start to exchange punches, Quake finally manages to block one of Michaels punches and knocks him back with one of his own, Michael swings another but Quake again blocks it and starts to unload on Michael with rights and lefts before throwing some kicks into the mix, he knocks Michael into the ropes before whipping him across the ring, he goes to run after him but suddenly he trips, the camera moves over to see Snake standing there, the ref moves over to him and starts to shout at him about tripping Quake but Snake holds his hands up in protest, while the ref is distracted, Brian climbs into the ring and together with Michael start to repeatedly kick Quake while he is down with Dave happily watching from the apron, Michael finally exits the ring as Brian claps his hands loudly before the ref turns around to see Brain covering Quake, he slips in and counts onetwoth-Quake gets his shoulder up.
Cole: This is turning into a four on one against Quake!
King: What you talking about? Dave is still waiting to get the tag and you cant blame Snake for Quake tripping over his own feet!
Brain pulls Quake up and whips him into the ropes taking him down on the way back with a spinebuster, he laughs as he stands over Quake before running towards the ropes and coming off them with a moonsault, but Quake rolls out of the way, causing Brain to readjust mid air and land on his feet, Quake uses the ropes to get to his feet but he is right by Michael who hits him over the head, the ref immediately moves over to Michael and starts arguing with him, as Brain with the distraction hits Quake with a lowblow, Quake falls to his knees before hitting the mat, Brain goes for another cover as Michael finally stops distracting the ref, only to get a two count as Quake kicks out again, Brain climbs to his feet and starts telling the ref it was a three count as Quake starts to pull himself towards Dave who has his arm stretched out in an over energetic manner, Brain finally gives up with the referee as he stomps on Quakes back before pulling him between his legs, he pulls Quake up into the air, but Quake counters it into a DDT, sending Brians head crashing to the mat, he starts to claw his way to Daves outstretched hand, hes just inches away, he dives for his hand but Dave pulls it back and drops off the apron as he gets to knee and starts tying his shoelace on his boot, he looks up at the ref and points to his shoe as Quake looks on part in shock, part in anger.
Cole: Oh come off it!
King: Hes got to tie his shoelace or he might fall over like Quake did earlier!
On the other side of the ring Brian has gotten to Michael and tagged him in, Michael comes charging over to Quake and stomps a few shots onto the back of Quakes head, before pulling him back into the middle of the ring, as Dave slowly makes it up the steps back onto the apron, Michael lift Quake back up and delivers a couple of knees into his chest before hitting him with a suplex, he runs against the ropes and hits Quake with a leg drop before pulling him up for another cover, only getting a two count again as Quake gets his shoulder up, Michael finally loses it as he calls Brian in much to the refs displeasure, he tries to stop Brian, but he pushes the ref out of the way, as Michael lifts Quake into a powerbomb position, looking to a Spike Powerbomb, but before Brian can get there Quake counters it into a Hurricanrana sending Michael over the top rope, Brian runs at Quake but Quake takes him down with a leg sweep before hitting the Stinger.
Cole: Even on his own Quake is taking it to the Pitbulls!
King: You base all that on one move?
Both Brian and Quake lay on the mat before Quake uses the ropes to climb to his feet, he starts to stagger towards Dave who is distracted by the crowd shouting abuse at him, Quake walks up to Dave and slaps him across the chest before flipping him over the top rope and into the ring, Dave rolls to his feet and pushes Quake back asking him what the hell he thinks he is doing before giving him a slap across the face, Quake takes the slap and looks to his side for a minute before pulling himself back to face Dave, before slamming a few fists into his face lifting him onto his shoulders and hitting Dave with the Quake Time, Quake quickly rolls out of the ring and starts to walk up the rampway as Snake slides into the ring, Snake starts to scream at Quake who is completely ignoring him, Snake is right by the ropes screaming up the rampway before Quake finally disappears behind the curtain, Snake turns around and walks right into a superkick from Michael who has finally got back in the ring sending him over the top rope.
Cole: All hell has broken loose and Quake has just walked out on Dave and the tag titles!
King: Im glad youre here to tell me what I can see with my own eyes.
Michael shakes his head to clear the cobwebs before getting his brother to his feet, the two walk over to Dave and start to stomp on him repeatedly, the ref having lost complete control of the match. Suddenly the arena plunges into darkness as on the screen shows the a room, but not just any room, the room where Milo passed away. Must be a follow up of some kind to phase Dave. The camera starts to pan away from the room, presumably to some doctors or nurses or... Wait a minute!!..... there's movement.... an arm moves from under the sheet... could it be?.... is he?... The scene stops moving away and returns to the room.
Cole: Whats going on?!
King: Someone trying to play a sick joke on Dave!
The camera waits for a few seconds... nothing more... no more movement... just gravity pulling his arm down. And just as our
OH MY GOD!!
MILO HOLLAND JUST SAT RIGHT UP!!!! Milo Holland is sitting upright in his hospital bed! He reaches up with his hand and pulls the sheet from his face. His eyes are closed... his face bearing a quite plain expression. There's a lightning flash as he opens his eyes. He's Alive! And he's finally awake! Milo turns to the side and slings his feet out of bed. They hit the floor and he looks around the room. He spots the belt at his bedside and recognises it as the XwF tag title he won as a rookie years ago. He looks at the photo on top of it. He instinctively turns it round. Written in big letters are a few words.
Beer's in the Fridge.
Knew you'd be back. Dave.
Milo smiles and looks up at the fridge. He sees his glass and attempts to stand to walk over to the fridge. He makes it to his feet,.. murmuring words of encouragement to himself. He steps very slowly his body remembering how it's done.. maybe the brain damage isn't so bad. he can read.. he can walk... he opens the fridge and pulls out a can of Boddingtons. He cracks it open and drinks it all in one go. He grabs the other three cans from the pack and slumps into the corner of the room. He cracks another can open and looks over to the picture of Dave again. He raises his can...
: I'm back my brother...
With that Milo returns to his drinking! He walks.. he talks.. he reads.. he's alive!! Milo Holland has returned to the world of the living!!
Cole: What the hell?!
King: Milos alive, someones got to tell Dave!
The Pitbulls stare at the screen in confusion, they look at one another and shrug their shoulders as they turn around looking for Dave again, but Dave is gone, instead in his place someone else is standing, the camera pans up the figure before reaching the face, its MILO! The crowd give a mixed reaction not sure on how to respond to the sudden reappearence of Daves brother, Brian and Michael stare at Milo not sure on how to respond to it either, Brian finally runs at Milo and Milo takes him down with a stiff clothesline, Michael comes in as well as Milo takes him down with a powerslam, he stands over Michael as Brian comes up behind him and clubs him over the back of the head, Brian quickly pulls his brother up and the two start to attack Milo, the ref mean while is completely unsure on what to do, the Pitbulls back Milo into the corner as they start to kick him down, Brian backs out as Michael holds Milo there with a foot, clearly going to attempt something, but as Brain turns around he gets kicked in the face with The Magic Touch from Dave, Michael breaks away from Milo as he goes for Dave as the two start to exchange punches, Milo slowly climbs back up, as Dave whips Michael into the ropes as Milo gets between them and lifts Michael up as Dave catches his head and the Holland Brothers slam Michael down with the 3H! Before Milo makes the cover, the ref completely confused by the situation starts to count, onetwoTHREE!
Winners via Pinfall and NEW XHF Tag Team Champions: The Brothers Holland?
Cole: Milo wasnt the legal man! He wasnt even in the match what does this mean!
King: It means Daves finally got a tag team partner he can count on!
*Milo climbs to his feet as Dave looks at him in shock, the two embrace one another in a hug as the ref collects the tag belts and hands them to Milo and Dave, on the outside Snake has climbed to his feet and slide into the ring, the two brothers raise the Tag titles as Snake gets between them and raises their arms before all three raise their titles in the air, their Anti American campaign now control the XHF's UK and Tag Team Titles.*
*There is now a break in the action as the Xtreme-Tron lights up to show a video. We see the image of a small African child from above as he smiles upwards towards the sky in the middle of a flash shower. It cuts to an American Football scene a player being hauled up onto the shoulders of his team-mates amongst the bustle and cheers of the crowd, announcers and everything else around him. We see a close up of a newborn babys face, with one eye opening to the world for the first time. Finally footage of a man walking out to collect his post plays in the setting of a summery dawn. A voiceover can now be heard as it is pumped into every corner of the arena...*
Booking solutions for a brighter America
*The last word spoken is mirrored by large text on the Xtreme-Tron.*
Feel.
*Eagle-eyed viewers can spot the small-print at the bottom of the screen, which reads A corperate advertising broadcast on behalf of the Ish for Commish campaign.*
*Joey Hawke runs out on to the ramp, where he is met with boos. He pulls out a microphone*
: Shut up, all of you! It is my grand honor to present to you, none other thanthe X*Crown Champion, Congo the Destroyer!
*The crowd gets to their feet as Iggy Pops Lust for Life kicks up and the youngest Destroyer, Congo the Destroyer walks out with a big smile on his face. On his head sits a crown made of the front plates of the four original X*Crown titles. The BDDWF Championship faces the front, the RWF Championshp faces the back. The two sides are the ZEWF Championship and the XWA Championship. But what is far more impressive is that Congo is wearing a royal looking cape/robe. Over the front of his right shoulder sits the front plate of the SEX Championship, over the front of his left shoulder sits the front plate of the EPW Championship, they are connected by a chain. As Congo slowly walks down the entranceway the back of his cape/robe gleams. In the center of it are the remaining six front plates, three in a V formation, three in an upside-down V. The two Vs join to form an X. The two center front plates are from the ECF Championship and the XCW Championship. The four points of the X are the BWF, PCW Primetime, CWF, and XHR Championships. The rest of the cape/robe gleams and glitters from all of the side plates from the entire X*Crown cache all filling in the gaps of the large X. This is quite the heavy cape/robe. Congo finally reaches the ring steps, climbs up them and then enters through the ropes, which Joey is holding. In Congos right hand is a gold scepter. On the top of it sit one side plate from the BDDWF, ZEWF, XWA, and RWF Championships. He raises his arms as the fans cheer. He then bows to the crowd, signaling that only they could have helped him to get this far.*
Cole: Wow, it's Congo the Destroyer, ready for some action tonight!
King: Wow, it's Joey Hawke. He almost got fired.
*The arena lights then dim with a blood red hue to them, the Japanese symbol of death show's on the titan screen, the logo of Death Ink. The intro to Metallica's "Holier Than Thou" kicks in over the pa system, when it gets to the part with the multiple kick drums in a row then blasts into the song pyro goes off around the tron and down the ramp. Kole Kaos runs out from behind the curtain to the corner of the ramp and main stage, he looks out to the crowd and nods with a cocky grin.
"No more!
The crap rolls out your mouth again
Haven't changed, your brain is still gelatin
Little whispers circle around your head
Why don't you worry about yourself instead"
Kole makes his way down the ramp slowly turning and spinning around half way down the ramp showing off his body to the fans saying something along the lines of "Yes I know you all want to be me!" never once offering his hand to the fans. He make's his way to the stairs and takes them two at a time till he's on the ring apron, holding onto the rope he looks out to the crowd once more and once again with a cocky grin.
"Who are you? Where ya been? Where ya from?
Gossip is burning on the tip of your tongue
You lie so much you believe yourself
Judge not lest ye be judged yourself"
He steps into the ring and makes his way across the ring to the other corner all the while looking out to the fans with a "what are you looking at" type mentality and facial expression. He blows the crowd off with a "whatever" hand motion and wait's in the corner bouncing back and forth as he mess's with tape around his wrists.
"Holier than thou
You are
Holier than thou
You are
You know not"
Song fades out lights come back up.*
Cole: Kole Kaos!!! Will he become our next X*Crown Champion tonight!?
King: Well, seeing as it's a non-title match, the answer is a no I gotta believe....
Cole: ....
Non-Title Singles Match
Congo the Destroyer vs. Kole Kaos
Without warning, the bell rings and immediately, Kole Kaos and Congo the Destroyer engage for a lock up. With some struggling, Kole Kaos gets Congo The Destroyer into a hammer lock and then pushes him to the ropes. He bounces back and brings him down with a stiff kick to the back of the knee! Congo quickly gets back up and locks up with Kole Kaos once again. Kole Kaos gets Congo in a hammer lock one more time and once again, he Irishwhips Congo to the ropes, he bounces back and Kole Kaos goes for the stiff kick as he did before but this time, Congo cartwheels himself to dodge the kick, lands behind Kole Kaos and hits a German Suplex! After a second, Kole Kaos gets up and being the cocky individual that he is, he gets up in Congo's face, talking trash. Congo raises his hands as he doesn't want this to get personal as he's a very professional man. Congo backs up and Kole walks forward to keep the lack of space between the two but as they approach the ropes, Joey Hawke trips Kole. The referee sees this and begins yelling at Joey, telling him to keep his hands off.
Cole: Wow, what a sneaky thing by Joey.
King: Well it's not like Congo would want that to happen.
Congo the Destroyer pleasantly waits until Kole Kaos got his act together, shaking off the pain from that trip. Congo even walks over to Kole to help him get up, it isn't the smartest plan however as Kole jumps up with a spear, spinebuster combination and brings Congo down! Kole sits on his chest and begins laying punch after punch onto him until the referee forces him off which doesn't really happen for quite a while, pretty much about a minute or so. Afrer that Kole, Kaos gets up and he brings Congo the Destroyer to his feet. He Irishwhips him to the turnbuckle, and Kole Kaos speeds quickly like a derailed train. He hits with a jumping knee to the face. With the impact, Congo walks a little bit forward, and as that happens, Kole Kaos climbs himself to the top turnbuckle. He waits for Congo to turn around and as soon as he does, Kole Kaos jumps off and hits Congo with a diving knee to the face! Congo falls and is on the ground. We can actually see blood, dripping down his cheeks to the canvas, staining it. Kole Kaos goes for the pin: ONE... TWO... Thr-CONGO GETS HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Cole: What a hard shot by Kole Kaos. He sure as hell isn't giving mercy.
King: Congo got lucky with the foot on the rope but sooner or later, luck will run out.
Kole Kaos rises and he looks around, pretty darn mad. He kicks Congo a few times while on the ground, trying to unleash his furious anger on him. Kole Kaos then brings Congo to his feet and he Irishwhips him to the ropes. Kole Kaos bends over, about to go for a back body drop. Kole Kaos is able to send Congo FLYING with that back body drop... but Congo reverses to sunset flip! We go for the pin: One... Two... Kickout! Congo and Kole Kaos both get to their feet. Congo's face visibly shows fatigue, with blood dripping from his nose. Kole Kaos seems to be breathing quite heavily now as well, but still shown to be the one who is in better shape. Both step in about two paces and engage in yet another lockup. Kole Kaos kicks Congo in the stomach, and then picks him up for a body press, but Congo slips down his backside and grabs him in a reverse bearhug, squeezing the life out of him while shaking him around. Kole Kaos raises his arm, looking like he's about to tap out but he's not! He's hooking it around Congo's arms, he does that with his other arm and his legs around his legs. What is this? An upside down or reverse Styles Clash!
Don West: STYLES CLASH! STYLES CLASH! STYLES CLASH!
*King Piledrives him.*
King: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
Kole Kaos goes for the pin: One... Two... Thre-YET another kickout! Congo lays there spread eagled on the canvas, seemingly knocked out. Kole Kaos is very tired, but simply through the energy it takes to perform the moves instead of taking the blows. Congo is on the canvas, creating a puddle of blood, about enough to fill up one of the bags as if you were going to donate blood. Kole Kaos brings Congo to his feet and Irishwhips him to the rope, with Congo reversing actually bringing Kole Kaos to the ropes. He springs back with a clothesline, bringing the big man down, but Congo is still getting himself to his feet and so Kole Kaos wants to win this match by knock out! He climbs the top rope and waits for him to turn around as he gets up. Aiming square for the nose, Kole Kaos jumps off as Congo turns around, but Congo catches him on his shoulder! XTREME REVOLUTION! Congo goes for the pin: One... Two... THREE!
Winner via Pinfall: Congo the Destroyer!
Cole: Congo beat him! Congo beat him!
King: Yay for talent!
*On the screen a picture appears and the lights go out and all of a sudden a red flashing light goes around the arena. And a voice comes over the PA that says.
"This is the year where hope fails you
The test subjects run the experiments
And the bastards you know, is the hero you hate
But cohesing is posssible if we strive
Theres no reason, theres no lesson
No time like the present, telling you right now
What have you got to lose, what have you got to lose
Except your soul...who's with".
And then over the PA you hear the begining guitar riffs to the song "Pulse Of The Maggot" By Slipknot. Out walks Jason Anderson with white towell on his shoulder and his European title. The fans give Anderson a mix of cheers n boos. He then starts to walk down to the ring, and half way there he stops. After he stops, he looks at the ring then at the fans and cracks his knuckles. He then adjusts the title on his shoulder with a cocky look. He then runs and slides into the ring with his towell and title. He then jumps up to the top rope and throws his fist up in the air, when he throws fist up he holds up the European title belt. And the fans throw out another bunch of cheers and boos.*[/i]
Cole: Here's the European Champion!
King: Jason is a career killer Cole.
*A deep digital voice says "M-V-P" over the speakers. Then, "Who betta than Kanyon!?" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, XHF title around his waist, walking down the ramp. Kanyon points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. Jason Anderson grabs a microphone and hands it to Kanyon. Kanyon shines the title and then says, "Who betta than Kanyon!?" To which half the crowd responds, "Everybody!" And the other half responds "Nobody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner to wait for the match to start*
King: XHF Champ! NONE BETTA!
Cole: Stop marking out ... in your pants ...
*The arena goes dark. The speakers blare DT asking, Do you feel trapped? followed by a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction with a heavy metal intro playing. The Xtremetron flashes the following banner:
The Xtremetron shows a loop of assorted clips with DT walking the ramp, taunting in the ring, speaking on the mic from his promos, and the text Death Trap! The Master of Puppets in red bubble letters crashing into the screen causing the background behind it to go black. The slow opening verse of "Animal I Have Become" by Three Days Grace plays through the speakers. Red strobes begin darting around the arena as the lights turn a deep blue illuminating the arena. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp as the verses lyrics begin in his Death Trap "Breakdown" shirt, a necklace, trademark black bowl cap, and black shades. He has on black leather pants with dual white stripes vertical down the outside of each leg and a yellow barbed wire cross on the front of each leg, and black wrestling boots.
I can't escape this hell. So many times Ive tried!
But Im still caged inside. Somebody get me through this nightmare...
I can't control myself!
He steps forward out of the entryway and looks around before slowly raising his arms out (a la Orton). Behind him pyros spray down in front of the entryway to the back. He cracks his neck and walks onto the ramp. He walks to the crowd and stretches on the barricade. Fans shout at him and try to dump drinks on him as he looks pissed and shouts at them and starts looking ready to fight them. He backs away to the ramp still yelling and turns back toward the ring.
So what if you can see the darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal
Death Trap slowly walks down the ramp with his arms out to his sides pointing to himself drawing boos from the crowd as he spins from side to side. He throws his hands up in a cross at the base of the ramp and breathes in deep the arenas atmosphere. The tron shows in big bold green letters "Final Judgment will be passed!" as a fireball comes forward and hits and scatters the letters and the screen burns from the center out into a series of clips including the endings to all of DTs past title victories and him holding up the title. Each time it zooms in on the title and then burns outward to the next match clip. As it zooms in on the XHF Title in the final clip, it lights up saying The Man, The Myth, The Living Legend... He walks to one side of the ring and leaps to the apron. He gets to the center of the side of the ring and spins locking his arms on the top rope while facing away from the ring and starts yelling to the crowd. He steps into the ring and turns shaking the ropes before bouncing to the side and walking to the center of the ring as the lights brighten. He leaps to the top rope and throws his head back and his arms straight out as the crowd erupts in boos. He puts his arms in a cross and then pumps his right fist in the air. He leaps down and paces for a second before spinning facing the entryway and throwing his arms out to his sides again and his head back. He takes off the shirt, necklace, hat, and shades and tosses them to the floor outside. He runs his hand through his black hair which is gelled forward and spiked in the front. He walks to the back of the ring near the timekeepers table and leans on the ropes waiting for the match to begin.*
King: Has been! *clap clap clap* Has b...
Cole: CUT THAT OUT!
*Suddenly... The lights shut off, leaving the crowd shrowded with darkness... The Xtreme Tron is now turned on and we find a message....*
"In the end, you'll be... Just a victim."
*As that happens, "Stigmata" by Arch Enemy plays as we find a shadow walking into view with a spotlight on it. The spotlight grows brighter and we now find the image of a man of whom we all hate, Kuroi! The crowd begins booing but Kuroi simply ignores it. He walks down to the ring. On the Xtreme Tron, we find video clips of Kuroi working out, bringing himself to the limit, switching to video clips of him performing finishers on some random XHF Superstars. Some main highlights are: The Kuroi Knockout onto AJ Phoenix, The Death Grip onto MGK in the ECF Doomsday Cage, and The Kuroi Kill to Fury. Of course, there are more but those are the ones most seen. Kuroi walks down to the ring, with the spotlight still following. Kuroi slides to the ring as the light goes on and he stands in the corner awaiting the match to begin.*
Tag Team Match
Chris "MVP" Kanyon & "The Career Killer" Jason Anderson vs. Kuroi & "The Main Attraction" Death Trap
The referee comes back and as the bell rings, he allows both members to begin the fight. Right now, Anderson and Kuroi are the active people in the ring. Anderson and Kuroi both engage in a lock up, where Kuroi quickly kicks Anderson in the stomach and hits an arm drag. Anderson gets up and gets struck in the back from DT who is in his corner.
Cole: Jason Anderson isnt starting off with a good start.
King: It seems that The Challengers thought this out.
Anderson holds his back in pain and we see Kuroi running at him with his arm out for a clothesline. Anderson ducks it and he accidentally clotheslines DT off the turnbuckle! Kuroi looks shocked and Jason follows up giving him a German Suplex. Jason Anderson then goes for a stalling brainbuster. It hits! He tries a pin. The referee makes the pin count: One Two Kickout by Kuroi! Jason gets up and he immediately walks over to his tag team partner, Chris Kanyon. Chris Kanyon goes into the ring and looks down upon Kuroi. He goes to lift the big man. Suddenly, DT pops out of nowhere and gives a chop to the back of Chris Kanyon, hoping to bring him down; unfortunately, it only causes him to turn around. Chris Kanyon grabs DT's head and hits a DDT. DT falls on the ground and rolls out of the ring. Chris Kanyon raises his arms in air.
Cole: Kanyon is on a roll.
King: All the ladies love him
Cole: ... What?
Chris Kanyon brings Kuroi to his feet. Chris Kanyon Irish whips him to the rope and he bounces to a knee to the gut. He brings him up to his feet once more and Irish whips him with the same result. Chris Kanyon brings him up to his feet one more time for an Irish whip but as he raises his knee, Kuroi grabs it and hits a trapping suplex! Kuroi begins crawling toward his corner as he sees DT with his arm extended fully. Kuroi soon is able to tag in DT, and he explodes into the ring, jumping the top rope! Chris Kanyon gets up and he runs into a clothesline. Chris Kanyon gets up again but DT gets him pushed against the rope. DT Irish whips him to the ropes. Kanyon bounces off with an attempted clothesline but DT ducks it. Chris Kanyon runs to the opposite ropes as DT lies on his back, and he runs into a monkey flip by DT! DT raises his arms in accomplishment, raising a few jeers from the crowd.
Cole: It looks like DT is on a roll here!
King: I still think he shouldnt even still be wrestling.
We see Chris Kanyon slowly crawling towards Jason Anderson to make a tag but DT gets a grab of his leg and brings him closer to the middle. DT begins kicking Chris Kanyon in the stomach, showing off the frustration built up in recent weeks. DT walks over to Kuroi, his partner, and tags him in. Kuroi immediately goes to the top turnbuckle. He jumps off with a leg drop hitting Chris Kanyon in the throat! Chris Kanyon grabs his throat and violently swings his head left and right. He looks at his tag team partner, just dying to get himself in the action but Kuroi wont allow it. He runs to the ropes and performs a leaping knee drop but before it can hit Chris, he rolls out of the way! Kuroi holds his knee in pain and Chris Kanyon is able to tag in his tag team partner, Jason Anderson!
Cole: Here comes trouble.
King: Yes! Go get those losers!
Kuroi rolls over but forces himself up. He runs towards Jason, into a clothesline! DT gets into the ring and Jason clotheslines him down as well. Kuroi gets up and runs towards Anderson into a spinebuster! DT runs to Anderson and he tries to pick him up for a suplex but Jason seems to be fighting it. Anderson pulls DT into a snap suplex! Jason gets up and goes to the turnbuckle! He hits a diving headbutt to DT and he is in pinning position, but as he awaits a pin count, the referee tells him that Kuroi is the legal man. Anderson gets up and simply kicks DT out of the ring but thats when Kuroi jumps on Andersons back, trying to rip his face apart and Anderson cant see! He swings his arms wildly and Chris Kanyon tags him! Chris Kanyon gets in the ring and he gives a chop to the back of Kuroi, causing him to fall off Jason Anderson's back. He lands on his feet and he turns around to see Chris Kanyon. Chris Kanyon brings him in position for the MVP! Chris Kanyon hits the MVP! Chris Kanyon goes for the pin: One Two Three!
Winners via Pinfall: Chris Kanyon and Jason Anderson!
Cole: Is this a sign of what's to come?
King: Maybe ... may ... be ...
*Afterwards Chris Kanyon is in the ring, raising his arms in victory. He finds Kuroi on the cente of the mat, seemingly unconscious. Kanyon begins to bring Kuroi to his feet but Kuroi thinks fast and low blows him. Chris Kanyon holds his crotch and falls back to his knees. Kuroi knees him in the face. Jason Anderson goes into the ring and tries to attack Kuroi to help Kanyon but Death Trap helps Kuroi by attacking Jason Anderson with the European Title to the head, kick to the gut and then a One of a Kind onto the title belt. We switch back to Kuroi and we now find a microphone in his hand, looking upon a the XHF Champion, full of pain.*
: Look. Chris Kanyon, you think you're betta? YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTA?! Who the fuck is betta now. I'm sick of seeing you strutting around with that XHF Title around your waist so I'm going to cash in that guaranteed shot for the XHF Title........ AT XTREME IMPACT!
*Pop from the crowd. They don't like Kuroi, nor Kanyon but they do love seeing a nice match.*
: But it's not going to be any other match, Kanyon, but don't worry. It's not going to be a flaming hell in a cell on a revolving ring with snakes in it. This match will respect wrestling and it will have to depend on the technical aspect on it, but morely depend on skill, endurance, discipline. Chris Kanyon, you say that you're betta than me, you've been saying it for quite a while... Well now it's time for you to put it to the test and literally prove it. Chris Kanyon, our XHF Title Match at Xtreme Impact will be a... WHO BETTA MATCH!
*A collective gasp goes up from the audience. They don't know what a Who Betta Match is. Kuroi explains.*
: It's simple. I'm sure you're familliar with an I Quit match, except it's a little bit different. In order to win, you must ask to your opponent "Who Betta" and your opponent must respond, saying that the dominant wrestler is betta.
*Kuroi laughs as he kicks Kanyon one more time as Kuroi and Death Trap leave the ring, with Jason Anderson getting back up in the ring, aiding to Chris Kanyon. We then cut to a final shot of Kuroi and Death Trap as they smirkingly raise one another's arms while slowly backing up the ramp and continuing to stare down their respective rivals along the way. With this the XHF logo appears briefly across the bottom corner of the screen and this week's edition of Gastro fades out for good...*
XHF Gastro
August 18th, 2006
University Stadium
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Capacity: 42,000
*We open up to tonight's New Mexico venue of University Stadium with the official Gastro event banner being displayed on the Xtreme-Tron, pyros going off all over the place and the Gastro theme playing loudly on the PA System. We then zoom over to ringside and shortly thereafter the Gastro theme ends as the action is about to begin for tonight with the first activity throughout the building....*
*"Happy?" by Mudvayne starts to blare through the speakers as different colors of lights are going off. As the beginning of "Happy?" comes on the crowd gets to their feet chanting although nobody can be seen on the stage. As the chorus of the song hits the speakers a shadow figure appears.
"I feel it in me
So overwhelmed
Oh this pressured center rising
My life over turned
Unfair the despair
All these scars keep ripping open
Peel me from the skin
Tear me from the rind
Does it make you happy now?"
As the lights begin to dim, 2 shadowy figures are seen and it is "Dangerous" Molly Summers and her manager Derrick Johnson. Molly comes walking out as she is wearing a black tank top with tears all in the shirt, but also with a fish net shirt over it and Derrick is wearing a pair of nice black, dress pants with a white button up shirt, although the 2 top buttons are unbuttioned. Molly grabs Derricks hand as the start down the ramp as Molly stops dead in her tracks at the bottom of the ramp as she begins to look around as the crowd is screaming in approvement. They then begin walking slowly towards the ring. As they approach the ring, Molly jumps onto the ring and gets into the ring. Derrick slowly follows her as Derrick grabs Molly and they share a soft, sweet kiss in the middle of the ring. Molly then jumps on one of the turnbuckles and stands there for 5 seconds, then runs to the other side and repeats herself. As the music begins to fade and the lights begin to come back on, Molly is seen standing in the middle of the ring, whilst Derrick in standing next to her with his arm around her hip.*
Cole: Here's Molly Summers!
King: Puppies!
*The crowd waits in anticipation as Evanescence's "Tourniquet" eerily starts over the PA system, the guitar slams in as the camera shifts around, slowly it comes to the entrance where "the highlight of the night"Chris Mercury is waiting with his manager Melissa, he smirks cockily and starts down the entranceway
"i tried to kill the pain
but only brought more
i lay dying
and i'm pouring crimson regret and betrayal
i'm dying, praying, bleeding and screaming
am i too lost to be saved
am i too lost?"
Chris walks to the ring wearing a silver sleevless coat and black sunglasses, his wrestling attire consists of black tights with white rimmed fire going across the top with black knee pads and boots with kickpads and "Mercury rising" written on the sides
"my God my tourniquet
return to me salvation
my God my tourniquet
return to me salvation"
Melissa gets to the ring first and walks up the steps openning the ropes, Chris takes his coat off and runs leaping between the middle and bottom ropes rolling and nipping up spinnging around in the center of the ring
"do you remember me
lost for so long
will you be on the other side
or will you forget me
i'm dying, praying, bleeding and screaming
am i too lost to be saved
am i too lost?"
Chris smirks and stops before lowering down to one side with his arms straight out to the side.*
"The Highlight of the Night" Chris Mercury vs. "Dangerous" Molly Summers
Mercury stands in the center of the ring and extends a hand to Molly, asking for a handshake before the match gets underway. Molly concures and shakes. While they're shaking, the bell rings, and Mercury levels Molly with a short-arm clothsline to a very negative response from the crowd. He waves them off as he picks Molly back up to the canvas and bounces backwards to the ropes, and flies off them looking for a flying forarm, but Molly greets him instead with a stiff dropkick to the chest, knocking down Mercury. Molly stands and runs at Mercury, but Mercury stands and back drops her over the ropes. Molly grabs the ropes and pulls herself to the outside apron. She waits for Mercury to walk in a little and turn around to face her, when she jumps into a springboarding Tornado DDT, but Mercury stops himself from being pulled to the mat, forcing Molly to land hard on her back on the mat. Mercury runs to the oppostie ropes and goes to land a Lionsault, but Molly moves and stands up. Mercury flips through onto his feet and is leveled with a running calf kick from Summers. Mercury gets slowly to his knees as Molly looks to land a standing low kick to the head, but he ducks it in time and grabs her pants and throws her through the middle ropes to the outside. He stands and smiles as he plays to the crowd, tapping on his head to mock the crowd.
Cole: Very fast paced so far, but I think it'll get slower now.
King: It better, I need to go to the bathroom.
He walks to the ropes and holds them in preparation for a high flying move to the outside. As Molly stands up on the outside, Mercury launches himself outside in a corkscrew plancha which connects, sending both to the ground. Molly is slowly getting up, as is Mercury, as he is favoring his Left shoulder upon rising.
Cole: It appears Chris Mercury has injured his own shoulder in that high-risk meneuver.
King: Serves him right, thats why it's called "High Risk".
Molly lands a kick to the gut to double over Mercury, where she lands a hard european uppercut, sending him reeling towards the corner post. She walks over looking for a double-axe handle, but Mercury stops her with a kick of his own to the gut. He takes her by the back of the head and goes to drive her face first into the post, but Summers blocks it and instead drives Mercury, injured-shoulder first, into the steel post. Mercury tumbles to the ground holding his shoulder in pain as Molly makes her way inside the ring to break the count. She takes a breather while Mercury slowly makes his way into the ring. Summers runs at him, but Mercury dodges to the side, sending her hard to the ropes. She comes off the ropes into a Hiptoss, which Mercury puts his knee out, giving her a hard landing backfirst on his upper thigh. Molly is down holding her back. Mercury goes for a quick pin, but only manages a late 2 count, causing a quick pop in the cheers for Molly. Mercury looks mad, so he stands near the corner, urging Molly to get up to her feet. Molly stands and Mercury runs towards her, looking for a shining Wizard or as he calls it The Shining Highlight, and sure enough he connects head on with this spectacular maneuver! Mercury quickly follows this all up by hooking the leg of a now lifeless looking Molly Summers and the ref quickly gets in position to make the count for him: One.........Two..........THREE! Mercury picks up the victory in his first ever XHF matchup on this week's Gastro.
Winner via Pinfall: Chris Mercury!
Cole: And it looks like in his official XHF debut Chris Mercury has managed to make one hell of an opening statement here tonight on Gastro!
King: Yeah tough break though for Molly Summers, just like always she gave it all she had but alas it wasn't enough in the end, but it'll certainly be interesting to see where she goes from here after the unfortunate loss against Mercury.
*Suddenly... The lights turn dark and... BOOM! Pyros blare throughout the stage as "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit begins to play. Michael Storm comes out in black wrestling shorts with yellow stripes on the sides. He begins to runs full speed down the ramp and then soon slides into the ring! Michael Storm gets up and then jumps to one turnbuckle and raises his arms, getting boos from the audience. Michael Storm jumps off and lands on his feet and stretches out his legs a little bit, waiting for the match to begin.*
Cole: IT'S THE NIGGE-!
King: -COLE!
Cole: Hide your wallet!
*The Pumping Baseline to Muse's "Hysteria" blares from the PA system as the lights dim and a giant cross is diplayed on the Xtremetron. The ambient sounds of the song build up untill the Guitar intro begins. Alex McCloud makes his way out from behind the Xtremetron wearing a shining leather vest emblazed with a flaming cross design. He walks slowly down the ramp as the verse begins, paying little mind to the fans, if any. McCloud makes his way to the stairs and slowly walk up them, looking out towards the fans a bit before entering between the ropes as the chorus starts*
"'Cause I want it now, I want it now
Give me your heart and your soul
And I'm breaking out, I'm breaking out
Last chance to lose control"
*McCloud walks around the ring a bit before jumping and stretching before the match gets underway*
Cole: Praise the lord.
King: Who?
Cole: God, the father of Jesus.
King: Still not following you Cole...
Non-Title Singles Match
"The Prince of Pain" Michael Storm vs. "The Revelation" Alex McCloud
Alex McCloud stares at Micheal Storm and smiles confidently while the bell rings nearby. Storm just scowls back at his adversary and bounces on the balls of his feet. The two men then hook up in the center of the ring where Storm forcefully starts things off by pushing McCloud into the corner having the size and weight advantage. The referee counts 1...2...3, before Storm finally releases. He puts his hands up and moves backward then suddenly slapping McCloud in the face. The fans boo and Storm smiles cockily as we hear him lean in and say "whatcha think of that white boy?". McCloud wipes his mouth and smiles a little as Storm moves back and wants to go again. As they lock up Storm pushes McCloud into the corner yet again as the ref counts: 1...2...3, Storm breaks and puts his hand up. Storm then goes to slap McCloud again, but this time McCloud ducks under and hits a hard slapping kick to the midsection of Storm doubling him over!
Cole: Stiff kick by The Revelation!
King: A kick sent from heaven.
Cole: Uh yeah...
McCloud grabs Storm's head and pulls him down in a headlock takedown, Storm however shifts his weight and scissors McCloud's head. McCloud moves around and throws his body over Storm's: 1..2...Storm releases and kicks out. Both men get back to their feet with McCloud hitting an armdrag, he gets to his feet and Storm does the same, McCloud leaps up and hits a fast snap rana taking Storm down and shooting him under the bottom rope. McCloud then rolls under the bottom rope after McCloud, he pulls him up and runs him shoulder first into the barricade! Storm yells in pain and tries to shake his arm out to get the blood circulating once again.
Cole: McCloud being extremely aggressive here tonight.
King: A welcome change if you ask me...
McCloud rolls Storm back inside the ring and follows as Storm slowly gets to his feet. McCloud goes after Storm who spins around and hits a hard right hand taking McCloud by surprise. McCloud stumbles back as Storm himself goes on the attack kicking him in the stomach as he leans against the ropes. Storm keeps stomping McCloud down before at last pulling a dazed McCloud to his feet and whipping him straight into the ropes. McCloud bounces off and comes running back right into a flying forearm from Storm. Storm covers: 1....2...kickout from McCloud. Storm goes right back on the offensive locking McCloud in a sleeper shortly thereafter. But McCloud fiercely fights out of it to his feet, he hits Storm in the stomach with an elbow and another and another till Storm lets go of the hold. McCloud runs to the ropes, then as he comes back Storm ducks and plants him with a brutal spinebuster slam out of seemingly nowhere!
Cole: OUCH...
King: McCloud went splat.
McCloud tries to suck in air as Storm climbs to the top rope. Storm then corkscrews off going for the Bronx Punch but McCloud manages to roll out of the way at the last possible second causing Storm to crash and burn! McCloud pulls himself up and notices Storm holding his arm. McCloud then hits a low dropkick as Storm is on his knees to the shoulder. McCloud stays on the attack wrapping Storm's arm inside his knee and other leg dropping down and in turn trapping it. McCloud stands up and does it again before locking in a reverse hammerlock and sinching in a crossface at the same time, he pulls back as Storm screams in pain. Storm desparately reaches out to the ropes as McCloud pulls even harder and screams "Tap...TAP YOU HEATHEN!"
Cole: This is it, Storm could tap!
King: NOOOO DON'T TAP ICE T!
Cole: Um, it's Micheal Storm King..not Ice T.
King: Well I loved him in SVU, that has to count for something doesn't it?
Storm finally gets to the ropes though forcing McCloud to release the hold. McCloud watches as Storm rolls out of the ring holding his arm. He turns around just in time to see McCloud hit a baseball slide dropkick moments later! Storm hits the barricade hard and falls down from the dropkick holding his back with his good arm as McCloud slides out from the ring fully as well. He then kicks Storm in the ribs hard and stays on him throwing him into the steel steps. McCloud follows this up by running full speed as he goes to dropkick Storm's head into the steps! But luckily for Storm he reacts quickly enough to move as McCloud hits the steps, kicking them halfway up the entranceway. Storm scrambles back into the ring, McCloud follows and gets blindesided as a result. Storm starts hitting hard right hands. He then points to McCloud and takes a run up going for "The Truth", yet McCloud ducks out of pure instinct and nips from his knees to his feet. McCloud then steps forward and pulls Storm down into the Pale Rider itself! McCloud covers: 1..2...3!
Winner via Pinfall: Alex McCloud!
Cole: And McCloud has done it, he's managed to pin the XHF Phoenix Champion here tonight and keep alive his VERY impressive new winning steak of sorts as of late!
King: Yeah with this roll the so called "Revelation" is on who knows just how far he'll end up going soon around here before all is said and done...
*The arena plunges into total darkness and the crowd in turn go silent as they await to see a superstar make his way to the ring, which now is becoming a regular pattern in the XHF. The titon tron then goes all fussy like there is no reception on the Television, and the sound that comes with that is blasted out to almost a deafening pitch. Then all of sudden mass amounts of pyrotechnics shoot down from above the ring and hit the ramp and at the moment of impact a wall of flames blasts up into the air nearly 15 feet high and Get Your Walk On by Xzibit hits over the PA system and the crowd go crazy as they see Cosmo running out through the flames and then the flames die down and blue strobe lights come on. Cosmo walks down to the ring slapping the hands of a few fans, once he is about half way down the ramp he stops and looks around the crowd who are chanting his name and then he jumps in the air and as he lands he flings his arms out stretched and roars as the wall of flames set up again for one quick burst and die down again. Cosmo then runs into the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He walks to the turn buckle climbs to the top and holds his right hand high in the air before jumping down and walking to the opposite turnbuckle before climbing in the same way and holding his right hand high in the air and he jumps back down as the lights turn to normal and the music fades and the true volume of the Cosmo chants is now clear.*
King: Wooo Cosmo!!
*"Sleep Now In The Fire" by Rage Against the Machine starts up on the sound system and the lights on the entrance way start to flicker.
"YEAAAH!"
That yell causes the curtain to be pulled back as "Showtime" Blake Fields emerges onto the stage with his fists clenched and his arms towards him as he "yeah!"s at roughly the same time as the vocals.
"The world is my expense
The cost of my desire
Jesus blessed me with its future
And I protect it with fire"
Blake makes his way down to the ring with an arrogant grin on his face as he sort of taps one of his palms with his fist. As he goes down the ramp, he ignores the reactions of the fans and keeps his eyes set on the ring.
"So raise your fists and march around
Don't dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or I'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name"
Now right at ringside, Fields climbs onto the apron and looks out at the crowd, pointing a thumb to himself, before he continues to stare for a few moments.
"Hey!
Hey!
Sleep now in the fire
Hey!
Hey!
Sleep now in the fire"
He then enters the ring through the ropes and leans against them, not looking concerned at all about his opponent as the music fades out.*
Cole: And the Rookie, Blake Fields!
"The Future" Cosmo vs. "Showtime" Blake Fields
The two men charge as the bell rings. Cosmo drives a forearm into Blake. Cosmo discus punches Blake. Blake gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Cosmo. Cosmo measures Blake up and drops a closed fist. Blake climbs to his feet. Blake trys for a ropeflip moonsault but Cosmo avoids it. Blake lands heavy on the mat, clutching his leg in pain.
King: Rookie mistake from Blake!
Now Blake standing. Cosmo goes for a t-bone suplex but Blake dodges the attack. Blake places Cosmo on the turnbuckle and executes the belly-to-back superplex. Blake is back on his feet. and Blake flips onto him. Blake moves back to his feet. Cosmo stands up slowly, trying to shake off the cobwebs. Blake with an illegal chokehold on Cosmo.
Cole: Aww c'mon , that's illegal!
King: Hmm, I wonder why it's called an ILLEGAL CHOKEOLD!?
Cosmo swings his arms around trying to break the hold before swinging his leg backwards and low blowing Blake.. Blake hops around before trying to deliver several kicks to Cosmo in the head. Blake sucks chants start in the crowd. Blake puts Cosmo in an arm grapevine submission. Blake and Cosmo are taking the fight outside the ring as Cosmo delivers a variation of a suplex sending Blake over the top rope.. Cosmo rolls out of the ring. Cosmo scoops up Blake and drops him on the thin mats. Cosmo then climbs onto the apron and jumps off nailing Blake with an Asai Moonsault. Cosmo raises his arms proud as the crowd begin to cheer.
Cole: The crowd are really glad to have Cosmo back in the XHF!
Blake is up again, as Cosmo turns around Blake executes a jawbreaker on Cosmo. Blake gets up. Blake puts Cosmo in an arm grapevine submission, trying to wear him down.. Cosmo is back on his feet. Cosmo uses a snap mare takeover on Blake. Cosmo kicks Blake in the groin. Cosmo covers for the pinfall.
1....2....-kick out.
King: Phew, he almost had it there.
Blake stands up and length. Cosmo locks Blake in a full nelson and slams him to the mat. Cosmo locks Blake in a boston crab. The ref is checking for a tap out. ... Cosmo tightens the hold. ... Blake is fighting the hold. Blake uses all of his strength to power out and then Blake escapes. Cosmo stesp backwards and allows Blake to get back to his feet before unleashing a furious. Flying side kick to Blake, this sends Blake flying and he rolls, eventually going out of the ring.
Cole: Ouch, such a violent tendency there from Cosmo.
King: I know! What a man!
Blake is up again, due to the fact that he has the apron to help him. He holds his head in pain as Cosmo bouces off the ropes, he flies through the others for a suicide dive at Blake, but Blake dodges!! Cosmo skull goes flying into the barrier with a huge ricochet sound. Blake's eyes grow wide as he climbs the apron, looking at the almost out cold Cosmo, he signals and then Blake goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Cosmo. Blake climbs to his feet and drags Cosmo back on his feet.
King: Blake's starting to impress!
Blake grabs Cosmo by the head and slams his face into barrier, a trickle of blood appears on Cosmo's face, as Blake does the same again. Out of nowhere Cosmo delivers and elbow to the gut before throwing Blakes body into the barrier. Cosmo wipes his face and stands there, looking at his own blood. Cosmo then unleashes a fury of kicks to the body of Blake, Blake's body recoiling with every shot. He quikcly drags Blake to his feet and kicks him in the gut, executing a snap suplex onto the steel steps!
Cole: Ouch that's gotta hurt!!
King: You can say that again.
Cole: Ouch that's gott-OW!
King: Don't test me...
Cosmo stares a hole through the wall, he seems to be off in his own little world before grabbing a chair from beneath the ring. He rolls Blake into the ring. Cosmo slides in. Cosmo goes toclimb in but Blake spears Cosmo to the ground and delivers a flurry of punches. After gaining the advantage Blake clambers off Cosmo and goes to the turnbuckle. He begins to undo the padding as the crowd begin to boo. Blake drags Cosmo to his feet and irish whips him into the exposed turnbuckle. Cosmo recoils in pain as Blake charges, but Cosmo ducks down flap jacking Blake right into the turnbuckle!! Blake bounces back and drops to his feet in pain, blood now coming from his face too. As Blake turns around Cosmo yells out before delivering the Cosmo Space Drop!! Cosmo covers....1......2......3!!!
Winner via Pinfall: Cosmo!
King: What the hell?! Cosmo pulled that out of nowhere!
Cole: What a stunning return victory for Cosmo this evening on Gastro!
*Cosmo celebrates his victory but before his music comes on his celebration is cut short...*
Voice: Woa woa woa woa....WOA!!
*Cosmo turns towards the titantron and none other than Spike Kane walks out to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He begins to applaud.*
: I gotta say Cossy, nice victory over a complete and utter noob. I mean, what a way to return other than beating up on a major league rookie huh? No...wait, don't take it the wrong way. I'm not out here to insult you. Hey you've just returned to the XHF, just like me...except there's a few differences. Most people are ignoring the fact that I've come back, purely because they're so wrapped up by the fact that the great almighty Cosmo has returned.
*Spike walks around the stage rubbing his nose.*
: Almighty Cosmo? Yeah...thats a fact, Cosmo is almighty, I know more so than anybody, because I helped him get their, I helped train you...so I came up with the perfect solution to my dilemma here. I looked over the Xtreme Impact card and realised, I've reached a milestone here in the XHF. I've been here for over a year now. I remember clearly my first match was on Terminal Velocity, the Pre-Show to Xtreme Impact, where I destroyed Kevin Hardaway....and I thought what better way to commemorate than having a match with Cosmo!
: You wanna fight? Bring it on!
: No no Cosmo, I don't wanna fight. You see you are the legend killer right? I'm a legend....your the apprentice and I'm the master. You've beaten me once here in the XHF, and I think it's only fair I get a chance to bring it back...just like I helped you get your in ring talent back....so we're gonna have ourselves a match at Xtreme Impact...
: Ok Spike, we'll do this...
: For chance to show we're still the tops!
*The crowd go absolutley crazy and with that Spike shrugs and drops his mic on the floor as "Tripled Manic State" by CKY hits the speakers and he leaves Cosmo standing in the ring nodding with a look of determination on his face. Fade to commercial...*
*Drowning Pools "Step Up" now kicks in over the PA system.
1 2 3 go
Broken!
Shiyen makes his way out to the entrance way with a white towl over his head he eyes the crowd
yeah you've been livin on the edge of a broken dream
Nothing
yeah thats the only thing youll take away from me
As Shiyen makes his way down the ramp to the ring you see him cracking his head side to side and clinching his fists together cracking the knuckles. He then walks up the stairs climbes to the top turnbuckele with one foot on the top rope.
Im never gonna stop
aint never gonna drop
aint no different then it was before
so take some good advice
youd better stop and think twice
'fore you take that first step out that door
He takes the towl off and whipes his bold head with it and lays it on the turnbuckle support.
if you wanna step up (step up) your gonna get knocked down (knocked down)
if you wanna step up (step up) your gonna get knocked down
you have your chance to walk away, live to see another day
if you wanna step up (step up) your gonna get knocked down(knocked down_
your gonna get knocked down
Shiyen then hops over the ropes and lands in his corner squatting in the corner with intensity in his eyes he stays there till the opening bell.*
Cole: Well to kick things off in our next matchup of the evening here's a young phenom of XHF's stellar rookie class as of late, it's Shiyen!
King: Indeed, but at the same time Shiyen has talked quite a bit of trash lately towards his opponent here tonight and he may have made things a little too personal for his own good knowing the style of THIS man whom I'm referring to...
*The opening piano of Lacuna Coil's "Heaven's A Lie" plays, then the guitar riff hits making the lights come on and flash red, blue and green as mist fills the entrance way. Slowly a trap door opens and AJ Pheonix emerges through the colored mist with his long hair wet dangling down. He wears his black sleeveless trenchcoat with a red dragon air brushed on the back.
"Oh no,
here it is again
I need to know
when I will fall in decay
Something wrong
with every plan of my life
I didn't really notice that you've been here
Dolefully desired
Destiny of a lie
Set me free
your heaven's a lie
set me free with your love
set me free"
AJ steps off the trap door and starts walking down to the ring wearing his black cargo pants with a red dragon on one side and "Overdrive" in red down the other and his hood over his head, a silver chain with a crusifix dangles down his neck. AJ walks up the steps and smirks leaning back against the ropes, he outstreches his arms leaning all the way back before wrapping one of his legs around the middle rope and spinning down into the ring. AJ takes off his trenchcoat.*
Cole: And here comes the infamous AJ Pheonix himself, someone who most certainly isn't in the best of moods by any means after the dispicable act of sorts that Kuroi committed recently by kidnapping the man's own daughter. As far as I'm concerned it's a damn digrace and I wouldn't blame AJ a bit for taking out as much aggression as he wants over it on Shiyen instead here tonight on Gastro!
Shiyen vs. "The Flaming Dragon" AJ Pheonix
The two men start out in the center of the ring, they lock up as AJ Pheonix spins around and pulls Shiyen into a headlock, he wrenches it in there. Shiyen puts his hands on AJs face and pushes his face back. Shiyen then pushes AJ Pheonix off into the ropes, AJ comes back and ducks under a leapfrog by Shiyen, AJ rebounds off the ropes again into a Japanese arm drag from Shiyen, AJ gets up and arm drags Shiyen across the ring, AJ rolls forward and nips up off his neck staring Shiyen down. They lock up again this time Shiyen uses his speed to duck under AJ and get him from behind. AJ grabs Shiyens head and pulls himself up and down pulling quake into a modified snapmare, Shiyen flips over AJs shoulder onto his feet, Shiyen runs into the ropes but gets clotheslined over the top rope by AJ Pheonix. AJ looks at the crowd and stomps his feet a little before running to the opposite ropes, he comes back and leaps over the top rope somersaulting down onto Shiyen.
Cole: WOW amazing move by AJ Pheonix!
King: I'm impressed!
AJ Pheonix gets up and high fives a few people in the crowd before rolling in, Shiyen gets up and looks around trying to get his bearings. Shiyen gets onto the ring apron as AJ runs in, Shiyen moves and lifts his knee into AJ face, AJ stumbles back as Shiyen springboards off the top rope into a crossbody, he covers 1...2....Kickout by AJ, Shiyen stays on the offensive and stomps AJ down before measuring him up, Shiyen kicks AJ in the ribs as a loud thwacking sound echoes around the arena, Shiyen smirks and pulls AJ Pheonix up, AJ slaps Shiyens hands away and starts hitting forearms to AJs face. They get to the ropes as AJ whips Shiyen into them, AJ leaps up and goes for a hurracanrana, Shiyen just powerbombs AJ down and walks over to the top rope. Shiyen climbs up and measures AJ Pheonix, he comes off with a splash but AJ somehow nips up and flips himself hitting a flipping enzugiri to Shiyens face!
Cole: GOOD GOD!!! WHAT A MOVE!
King: AMAZING!
AJ Pheonix stays on all fours sucking some much needed air in as Shiyen holds his face, AJ gets to his feet and starts at a full sprint at the ropes, he comes back and goes fore a baseball slide on Shiyen, but he grabs the ropes and pulls himself up wrapping his legs around the ropes so AJ Pheonix slides under the bottom rope to the ground, Shiyen lets himself down as AJ turns around, Shiyen grabs the ropes and flips over spinning in a corkscrew plancha down onto AJ, the two men lay in a heap outside the ring as the crowd cheers wildly, Shiyen gets up first and pulls AJ Pheonix along by his hair, he whips him into the ring steps but AJ jumps up onto him and flips back in a moonsault plancha on the concrete!, Shiyen goes down but AJ stays on his feet. AJ slides in the ring and waits for Shiyen. Shiyen gets up and pulls himself into the ring, the two men stare each other down and Shiyen nods his head in approval before offering a handshake, AJ cautiously shakes his hand, Shiyen smiles and then pulls AJ into a spinebuster, the crowd boos and Shiyen just flips them off!
Cole: WHAT A SCUMBAG!
King: I hope AJ beats him!
Shiyen starts hitting right hands to AJ Pheonix's face, after a while the referee pulls Shiyen off. AJ Pheonix shoves the ref back who shoves quake back and starts going off on him, surprisingly Shiyen recoils back and puts his hands up saying "alright, alright". AJ makes it to his feet in the corner and leans back as Shiyen walks towards him. AJ leans back and mule kicks Shiyen in the chest sending him back. AJ explodes out of the corner and starts hitting forearms again he goes for a roundhouse kick, Shiyen ducks but AJ Phoenix lands on his foot. and keeps spinning hitting a tornado enzugiri, Shiyen goes down and AJ goes for the pin! 1...2....Shiyen kicks out in time. AJ Pheonix can't believe it. He runs his hands through his hair looking shocked. He knows that he has the distinct advantage here and he poses for the The Flaming Drop. And then he hits successfully hits it! He smiles as the ref counts out the pin One... Two... THREE!
Winner via Pinfall: AJ Pheonix!
Cole: YES! AJ Pheonix won!
King: That's what Shiyen gets for saying those things about his daughter.
Bang!
*Another new scene opens in momentarily on some random XHF staff dude. Running. He comes up to Red Fusion.*
Random Staff Dude: Mr. Fusion! Mr. Fusion! Your buddy Lazarus got taken down! He's out cold man!
: Show me!
*The random staff dude leads Red Fusion throughout the arena. They see Lazarus laid out right in front of his locker room. He's down on the floor on his stomach.*
: What the hell happened to him?
Random Staff Dude: I don't know man. All I heard was a--holy crap!
*The staff guy moves quickly. Before Fusion can realize why, from out of nowhere, someone charges into Red Fusion and GORES him right through the door behind him! The man gets up and it's Curtis Kanyon! But he's wearing blue jeans and a blonde wig. He raises his arms in the air and puts his hands together to form a diamond. He then breaks them apart and yells:*
: BANG!
*The camera zooms in on Curtis's face, which looks intense as the scene fades back to the arena.*
Cole: What the-?
King: I don't even know.
*The lights in the arena flicker different colors, but the pace of the flicker (or strobe) is so fast that it's hard to tell what colors they are. As this flickering occures, slowly, in fades, the charasmatic chords of Stone Sour's Come What(ever) May. The flickering of the lights vanishes and is replaced with a dark hole of nothingness, as the lights go out. The fans cheer, because they recognize the face on the Xtreme Tron, they recognize the smirk that they've grown to respect over the past few months.
Then suddenly the opening riff to the song begins to thrash the speakers as it picks up, and the darkness shatters into a blinding world of blue, green, and gold stobe lights. As the first verse to the song hits, MGK makes his way out, dressed in his ring attire, consisting of long baggy black and white cameoflage pants, with the letters "MGK" stitched in the sides in black and white. Over his body he has a black MGK, and his wet hair is slicked back. He crosses both arms over his chest in the fashion of an X, as a wall of sparks falls down behind him. The wall of sparks pours down in a beautiful lime green, as none other than Christian Thorn and James Mueller emerge, standing on either side of MGK. James taunts the fans a little, as Thorn smirks, and MGK holds his pose. Then he starts his walk down the ramp with James and Christian, not even bothering to look at the fans. He stops midway down the ramp, and stares a hole right through the ring, his eyes locked and projecting an undeniable determination. He slides into the right and gets up to one knee, to soak in the now dim, but green lights shining down on him. Then he climbs to the middle turnbuckle and takes off his shirt tossing it to the side, before raising his left hand balled in a fist high in the air. This prompts a few cat calls from the female fans, but mainly cheers and boos from the majority of fans. Christian and James make their way to ringside as well, with James taunting some fans here and there. As the music continues to blare over the speakers, MGK then jumps down off the turnbuckle, and begins to pace around the ring, hungry for some action. He crouches down in his corner, and begins to absorb advice from both Christian and James, as the match is set to begin.*
King: Here we go Cole, this is gonna be one hell of a match!
Cole: I don't think this match is gonna end without bloodshed here King.
**The lights in the arena go out now. Just as the fans go silent, music can start being heard from the arena's sound system. As the thumping of the song beings, the lights start to flash with it. The song then begins to pick up it's pace as words can be heard along with instrumental. Just then a figure emerges from behind the curtains. He begins walking down the ramp, walking at a slow pace so he can feed on the energy.**
"There's a shadow just behind me
Shrouding every step I take
Making every promise empty
Pointing every finger at me
Waiting like a stalking buttler
Who upon the finger rests
Murder now, the pattern called "must we"
Just because the son has come
Jesus, won't you fucking whistle?
Something but the past and done
Jesus, wont you fucking whistle
Something but the past and done"
**Harold stops halfway in the middle of the entrance ramp. As he begins looking to his left. Shaking his head in acceptance from the fans. Then he turns to his right. Again shaking his head in appreciation to the fans cheering him on. Then he turns his head back to the ring and beings walking toward the ring again, taking his time before he reaches the ring steps**
"I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well
I will find a centre in you
I will chew it up and leave
I will work to elevate you
Just enough to bring you down
Mother Mary, won't you whisper?
Something but what's past and done
Mother Mary, won't you whisper?
Something but what's past and done
Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start this over
And why can't we sleep forever?
I just want to start this over
And why?"
**As he finally gets on the apron. He walks the ledge alittle before putting his left leg over the top and getting in the ring. He stands in the middle of the ring, soaking in all the energy given from the fans. As his theme song continues to play on the sound system**
"I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well
I will find a centre in you
I will chew it up and leave
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me"
**Harold puts his hand on the top rope and pulls back. Then begins pounding on his chest and pulls forward, releasing his arm in the air. Simultaneously all four turnbuckles explode with pyro, that nearly deafens the front row of fans.**
"Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start things over
And why can't we sleep forever?
I just want to start this over
And why?
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it"
**Harold retreats back to his corner, waiting for the match to get underway.**
Street Fight
"The Undisputed Icon" MGK vs. "Hardcore" Harold Campbell
The bell rings and the two men circle, loosening up their muscles and preparing for this anything goes "Street Fight" of sorts that's about to take place in the arena itself. The two men move towards each other spouting crap at each other, MGK looking up a little to Harry who has the height advantage. MGK arrogantly slaps Harry in the face and Harry returns the favor with a punch right to the face. MGK gets knocked to the floor but gets right back up again but this time ducks under Harry's punch and executes a reverse DDT taking Harry down.
King: Nice speed there from MGK!
Cole: Harold may have the height and weight advantage but MGK has the speed advantage!
MGK grabs Harry's arm and locks it in a hammer arm bar, bending Harry's arm in ways it wasn't ment to. Harry shouts out in defiance as he writhes trying to get out of the hold. Soon enough Harry over powers MGK and arm drags him, both men getting to their feet quickly. Harry rolls his arm loosening it, looking quite angry at MGK. The tow charge and lock up with each other, Harry grabs MGK around the waist and heaves executing a belly to belly suplex. The impact sends MGK bouncing but right back onto his feet. He rests in the turnbuckle, shaking the cobwebs off as Harry charges, MGK slips forward and drops taking Harry down with a drop toe hold! Harry's face smashes into the bottom turnbuckle and he recoils in pain holding his face. MGK however slides out of the ring andbegins looking under the ring apron.
Cole: Told you things would escelate.
King: Did you see Harold's face slam off the turnbuckle!?
MGK begins pulling things from under the apron and throwing them into the ring, trash cans, kendo sticks, baking trays, steel chairs, baseball bats and then he pulls out a table and slides it in. Harry however has gotten up and picked up a baking tray. As MGK climbs the apron Harry runs over and slams the tray down on MGK's head! MGK bounces off the apron and onto the floor. Harry seems to have an insane look on his face as he looks around, he climbs the turnbuckle and...SPLASHES MGK FROM THE TURNBUCKLE TO THE OUTSIDE!
King: Like a rock into water!
Cole: Holy crap! Harry just flew!
Harry covers MGK. One......two...th-MGK kicks out!
King: How? Just...how!?
Harry picks MGK up and rolls him into the ring following. MGK crawls fastly to the other side, picking up a baseball bat as Harry charges him. MGK gets up and slams the bat into Harry's chest. He then winds up the bat shouting out "HOMERUN!" before swinging for Harry's head. Harry ducks however and MGK overswings. Harry grabs him from behind and goes for a backdrop, but MGK flips over and uses the baseball bat to low blow Harry from behind. Harry falls to his kness and MGK storms off the ropes launching at Harry with the Bullet With a Name!
Cole: BULLET WITH A NAME!! BULLET WITH A NAME!!!
MGK covers. 1.......2.....-KICK OUT!!!!!
MGK looks at the ref in utter disbelief, lividly slamming the mat three times afterward. He gets up and points at the ref, bawling and shouting at him as Harry gets up. MGK kicks Harry in the gut and irish whips him executing a powerslam on the return. MGK now goes to the turnbuckle and climbs it, taunting to the crowd before launching himself through the air for a corkscrew moonsault. Harry moves out of the way, but MGK manages to land on his feet. MGK stalks Harry whilst Harry fumbles on the ground with something before slowly getting up. MGK speeds forward and sweeps his leg up for the Superkick, but Harry dodges and as MGK turns Harry slams his fist into MGK's face. MGK slowly falls like a tree being chopped down.
Cole: What the-?
King: The power of the punch....wait...he's got Brass Knucks!
Harry raises his arm, the knucks still on his fist. He grins madly as the crowd reacts. Harry drags MGK to his feet, placing him in the turnbuckle whilst Harry sets the table up. Harry now grabs MGK by the hair and climbs the turnbuckle himself dragging MGK. Harry flips MGK up to his shoulders into a powerbomb position, he then hooks MGK's head. MGK seems to wake up and starts punching Harry in the ribs but Harry jumps off nonetheless. However in mid-air Harry loses grip of MGK's head and MGK manages to flip backwards locking Harry's head for a mid-air-hurricarana! Harry and MGK crash through the table, Harry taking the worse of the fall.
Cole: SWEET GIBBLY GIBBLETS!!
King: Rest in peace.....scumbag...
Harry's brass knucks and MGK's baseball bat lay at the sides of the ring, the table and all it's shards lay scattered. MGK begins getting to his feet using the ropes, blood can now be seen trickling down his forehead from the brass knucks. Harry is in the corner using the turnbuckle. MGK stamps his foot as he waits for Harry he launches his leg for the Superkick but then stops as Harry ducks forward, MGK catches Harry's arm and twists it going underhook on Harry wrenching his arm. He then sweeps Harry's legs from beneath him and locks in a slightly modified version of the Damageplan! Harry roars in pain as his back is bent backwards.
King: After going through a table, flying through the air twice...that's gotta be killing him!
Harry roars out in defiance as MGK stretches out for the brass knucks, he grabs them but Harry overpowers him and breaks free, roaring to his feet only to be met with a fist to the face. Blood nows runs from Harry too as he falls, MGK locks the Damageplan in again and screams out as he puts all of his strength into it. Harry looks to be out cold before he screams out in pain. After several minutes of the two men shouting in defiance Harry finally TAPS!
Winner via Submission: MGK!
Cole: Harry tapped out!
*The ref then calls for the bell and raises MGK's arm as he gets up, whilst Harry rolls around in obvious pain nearby. However, this isn't the end of tonight's happenings here by any means as while MGK slides back in the ring to continue celebrating we see a a bald-headed face of all too familiar proportions as the person featuring it comes leaping over the crowd barrier and arrives upon the fallen Harold Campbell himself, it's RAGE! And sure enough the Revolutionary Redneck has that very same sicked, twisted, sadistic smirk he once wore at Overheated when attacking Mr. Campbell to begin with after his matchup with one CR, a coniving facial expression that can only mean he's out for blood the same way he was a few weeks back! Nonetheless he continues standing over Harold and looking fiercely down into his eyes before at last lifting him slowly to his feet and signaling to the booing crowd that it's time to take action on his longtime foe that remains so weakened as it is by the earlier onslaught of MGK himself. With this Rage casually lifts Harold's limp body up onto his shoulders and nods his head to all around him in a sign of what's to come, this being another possible Fist of Rage in the wake of his original Overheated one onto a beer bottle of all things!*
Cole: Oh my god, don't tell me he's going to do what I think he's about to to poor Harry, damnit hasn't the man suffered enough as it is from MGK here tonight to be spared of this now?!! And what it makes this nonsense even worse is that it's because Rage is a sore loser, plain and simple he can't get over being shown up back at the B-Day Show by Harold and has to resort to these cheap sneak attack tactics from behind over and over!
King: Ah stop whining Cole, everyone should know Harold had this coming from the start when as Rage so gracefully put it he CHEATED using Hardcore tactics to win back at the Birthday Show, so I say GO RAGE, give that old hack what he deserves by god!
*Back at ringside Rage looks calm, cool and collected as he's about to execute the afformentioned signature maneuver of his but JUST before he can Harold summons all the strength left within him and slips free off Rage's shoulders! In response to this action the crowd goes absolutely nuts with cheers and Rage is completely caught off guard since he figured Harold to be in no condition for fending him off but alas there's still some fight left in the Hardcore Legend this time around against his equally veteran foe. At this point Rage is irate as hell over all this and he goes to trade blows straight up with Harold but again his efforts are shockingly blocked with Harry seeming to be gaining more and more momentum by the moment! Harry sets in on Rage before he can react with a flurry of right hands which get The Bald-Headed Behemoth reeling temporarily and everyone in attendance on their feet!*
Cole: YES, yes Harry put that egomaniac in his place once and for all!
King: Noooooooo it's not supposed to be like this, it never was damnit!
*Finally Rage however begins to even things back up by landing a few rights and lefts of his own to the chin of Harry, meanwhile Harry still isn't showing much quit in his own right as he matches Rage blow for blow just outside the ring, with a stunned MGK continuing to look on at this back and forth brawling in awe from inside the ring as he has been all along. Soon enough Rage seems to be fed up as ever with Harry's resiliance and accordingly he manages to connect with a quick thumb to the eye which distracts Harry just long enough to give him an opening he desparately needs, the opening to then rush forward and CLOTHESLINE Harry straight over the crowd barricade itself! Due to the sheer impact of the clothesline Rage goes along for the ride as he follows Harry in flying over the barrier and landing below on the other side. Slowly both men make it back to their knees, then their feet and again they instantly start to send a flurry of punches back and forth at the mere sight of each other's faces up close and so personal as this war of theirs has become over time. But now all this is taking place throughout the midst of tonight's sellout crowd as the non-stop fight between the two continues spilling further and further away from the ringside area. We then cut directly back to a shot of the Gastro entranceway where the vast majority of XHF's security personel on hand is seen running down the ramp and leaping quickly over the barricade to give chase to Rage/Harry and cut them off from doing any further physical damage to one another than they already have. Of course inside the ring MGK remains downright baffled at what he's witnessing as he's seen shaking his head and taking slight humor in this unusual turn of events all around him. *
*The arena goes dark. The over the PA the song Wait and Bleed by Slipknot plays. The fans start to boo as walking out is the brothers from the Pitbulls Brian and Michael Kennedy. The stand at the top of the entrance ramp and look at the fans with a pissed off look on their face as they have the hoods to their hoodies up. They then turn to each other and bump knuckles and start to walk to the ring.
I've felt the hate rise up in me...
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves...
I wander out where you can't see...
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed...
Brian and Michael start walking down to the ring as the fans boo louder and louder at them. They tune out the fans and dont even pay attention to em. They roll into the ring an they each get on top of a turnbuckle. The fans start booing again but this time they throw trash at them. They jump from the top turnbuckles and they kick the trash out of the ring and as they walk around the ring.*
Cole: Can the Pitbulls capture the Tag titles here tonight?
King: And what part will Dave and Quakes falling out play?
*The lights dim and the crowd goes silent as the sound of footsteps begin to overtake the PA System and words begin rolling across the Xtreme-Tron:
It only takes one
One man to change the course of History
Your Hero Has Arrived
The stage begins to smoke up and the spotlight shines on the entrance way. The crowd begins to cheer softly as Trapt's "Stand Up" begins to play and Kris Quake comes running out onto the stage full of energy. He runs from one side of the stage to the other playing to the crowd and cuaseing there cheers to grow louder and louder before finally stopping back at the top of the ramp and he begins to walk down the ramp slowly slapping hands with the fans.
You planted the seed
How my anger has grown
Got an feeling inside that I can't seem to control
You wanna see a reaction
Come on and cut me down
You've gone as far as I'll go
Now you're crossing the line and I am letting you know
Well here's your reaction.
Kris Quake reaches the ring and leaps up onto the ring apron and looks around at the crowd that is now cheering loudly as he slowly reaches down and pulls the XHF Tag Team Championship from around his waist and raises it in the air causeing the crowd to cheer even louder. He lets loose a small grin before he leaps over the top rope into the ring and spins around with his arms spread out.
Stand up
I have had enough
Walk away before I finish what you started
Face to face I will put you in your place
End this game before I finish what you started
Face to face everything will change
Kris Quake stands in the center of the ring looking out at the crowd and nodding he head as the music cuts off.*
Cole: Quakes been very out spoken recently.
King: Hes just sore that Dave left him.
*Guitars begin to fade in as a man wearing a sports hooded top steps out onto the stage. As the guitars fully kick in a ticker tape explosion hits the stage as the lights drop to normal brightness. The man flicks his head back throwing off the hood revealing the man beneath. Wearing his usual wrestling tights and bare chested, the man standing there bearing the huge trademark smile is none other than The One.. The Only... 'Diamond' Dave Holland! Slowly behind him out walks the UK Champion Snake, as Dave stands arms wide apart posing for the crowd and the fans who have now turned on him.
Miles away from me
Hope is fading soon
Gone forever it's a waste of time
My intentions
Like a sweeter room
Only bring to me a fading light
Dave has finally brought himself to making his way down the ramp and towards the ring. He takes off the white sports jacket and throws it into the crowd. He doesn't care that he'll never get it back, it's not like he's strapped for cash or anything.
Locked up forever inside
I look to the stars and ask why
Oh - If they could just teach my dark heart to feel
All I've saved - oh why
Thrown away - oh
As the guitars perform their own instrumental bit Dave slides into the ring, jumping to his feet and spinning around trying to look at all the fans all the time, as Snake stays on the outside staring at Quake the whole time. Dave jumps to the turnbuckle and points down at the crowd, motioning with his other hand that he can't hear the crowd. The boos of course get louder much to Daves amusement as the music fades away.*
Cole: Whats Snake doing out here? He has no business being out here!
King: He has all the business in the world; hes out here to see that his new pal doesnt get stabbed in the back by Mr. Quake!
XHF Tag Team Championship Match
The Pitbulls (Michael Kennedy & Brian Kennedy) vs. "Diamond" Dave Holland & "Your Hero" Kris Quake
The ref takes the tag belts off Quake and Dave who have yet to look at one another, as the Pitbulls warm up on the other side of the ring, the ref hands the belts to the timekeeper as he rings the bell as Michael climbs onto the apron as Brian gets ready to start the match, on the other side of the ring it is a different story as Quake and Dave have finally come face to face, the two stare at one another in anger/hatred as they start to butt foreheads shouting at one another, the ref moves in to separate the two as he sends Dave to the apron telling Quake to start the match. The bell is rung as Quake is still arguing with Dave, behind him Brian runs at him and takes him down with a slamming forearm to the back of Quakes neck, Brian keeps on top of Quake pounding on his back before sliding over him and locking him into a headlock, Quake tries to fight him off as he pulls himself to his feet with the headlock still applied, Quake finally breaks free by throwing Brian into the ropes, and takes Brain down with a shoulder block on his way back, Brian rolls to his feet as the two lock up, Brian gets to advantage as he lifts Quake up for a suplex but Quake slips out, dropping behind Brain and takes him down with a reverse DDT, Quake gets to his feet again before hitting a spinning leg drop onto Brians throat, before going for the cover, only getting a two count as Brian kicks out.
Cole: Dave and Quake already having words.
King: Yea but how long will their friendliness last.
Quake climbs to his feet again as he lifts Brian up and throws him into the corner, he runs in looking to splash Brian, but Brian moves out of the way at the last moment, Quake crashes against the turnbuckle, as Brian staggers out before turning to face Quake and taking him down with a neckbreaker as he bounces out, Brian climbs to his feet as he pulls Quake up with him and pulls him over to the corner, he tags in his brother before holding Quake in place as Michael delivers a hard stiff kick to Quakes open chest, the ref tells Brian to let go and get out which he does as Michael starts to stomp on Quake, before rolling him over and locking in a reverse chin hold, Quake screams out in pain as Dave watches amused from the apron, the ref moves in and asks if he wants to give up, he shakes his head as he tries to get free, before finally managing to roll over his whole body getting Michael into a pinning predicament, the ref counts onetwobefore Michael is forced to break the hold to escape the pin, both men rolls to their feet as they start to exchange punches, Quake finally manages to block one of Michaels punches and knocks him back with one of his own, Michael swings another but Quake again blocks it and starts to unload on Michael with rights and lefts before throwing some kicks into the mix, he knocks Michael into the ropes before whipping him across the ring, he goes to run after him but suddenly he trips, the camera moves over to see Snake standing there, the ref moves over to him and starts to shout at him about tripping Quake but Snake holds his hands up in protest, while the ref is distracted, Brian climbs into the ring and together with Michael start to repeatedly kick Quake while he is down with Dave happily watching from the apron, Michael finally exits the ring as Brian claps his hands loudly before the ref turns around to see Brain covering Quake, he slips in and counts onetwoth-Quake gets his shoulder up.
Cole: This is turning into a four on one against Quake!
King: What you talking about? Dave is still waiting to get the tag and you cant blame Snake for Quake tripping over his own feet!
Brain pulls Quake up and whips him into the ropes taking him down on the way back with a spinebuster, he laughs as he stands over Quake before running towards the ropes and coming off them with a moonsault, but Quake rolls out of the way, causing Brain to readjust mid air and land on his feet, Quake uses the ropes to get to his feet but he is right by Michael who hits him over the head, the ref immediately moves over to Michael and starts arguing with him, as Brain with the distraction hits Quake with a lowblow, Quake falls to his knees before hitting the mat, Brain goes for another cover as Michael finally stops distracting the ref, only to get a two count as Quake kicks out again, Brain climbs to his feet and starts telling the ref it was a three count as Quake starts to pull himself towards Dave who has his arm stretched out in an over energetic manner, Brain finally gives up with the referee as he stomps on Quakes back before pulling him between his legs, he pulls Quake up into the air, but Quake counters it into a DDT, sending Brians head crashing to the mat, he starts to claw his way to Daves outstretched hand, hes just inches away, he dives for his hand but Dave pulls it back and drops off the apron as he gets to knee and starts tying his shoelace on his boot, he looks up at the ref and points to his shoe as Quake looks on part in shock, part in anger.
Cole: Oh come off it!
King: Hes got to tie his shoelace or he might fall over like Quake did earlier!
On the other side of the ring Brian has gotten to Michael and tagged him in, Michael comes charging over to Quake and stomps a few shots onto the back of Quakes head, before pulling him back into the middle of the ring, as Dave slowly makes it up the steps back onto the apron, Michael lift Quake back up and delivers a couple of knees into his chest before hitting him with a suplex, he runs against the ropes and hits Quake with a leg drop before pulling him up for another cover, only getting a two count again as Quake gets his shoulder up, Michael finally loses it as he calls Brian in much to the refs displeasure, he tries to stop Brian, but he pushes the ref out of the way, as Michael lifts Quake into a powerbomb position, looking to a Spike Powerbomb, but before Brian can get there Quake counters it into a Hurricanrana sending Michael over the top rope, Brian runs at Quake but Quake takes him down with a leg sweep before hitting the Stinger.
Cole: Even on his own Quake is taking it to the Pitbulls!
King: You base all that on one move?
Both Brian and Quake lay on the mat before Quake uses the ropes to climb to his feet, he starts to stagger towards Dave who is distracted by the crowd shouting abuse at him, Quake walks up to Dave and slaps him across the chest before flipping him over the top rope and into the ring, Dave rolls to his feet and pushes Quake back asking him what the hell he thinks he is doing before giving him a slap across the face, Quake takes the slap and looks to his side for a minute before pulling himself back to face Dave, before slamming a few fists into his face lifting him onto his shoulders and hitting Dave with the Quake Time, Quake quickly rolls out of the ring and starts to walk up the rampway as Snake slides into the ring, Snake starts to scream at Quake who is completely ignoring him, Snake is right by the ropes screaming up the rampway before Quake finally disappears behind the curtain, Snake turns around and walks right into a superkick from Michael who has finally got back in the ring sending him over the top rope.
Cole: All hell has broken loose and Quake has just walked out on Dave and the tag titles!
King: Im glad youre here to tell me what I can see with my own eyes.
Michael shakes his head to clear the cobwebs before getting his brother to his feet, the two walk over to Dave and start to stomp on him repeatedly, the ref having lost complete control of the match. Suddenly the arena plunges into darkness as on the screen shows the a room, but not just any room, the room where Milo passed away. Must be a follow up of some kind to phase Dave. The camera starts to pan away from the room, presumably to some doctors or nurses or... Wait a minute!!..... there's movement.... an arm moves from under the sheet... could it be?.... is he?... The scene stops moving away and returns to the room.
Cole: Whats going on?!
King: Someone trying to play a sick joke on Dave!
The camera waits for a few seconds... nothing more... no more movement... just gravity pulling his arm down. And just as our
OH MY GOD!!
MILO HOLLAND JUST SAT RIGHT UP!!!! Milo Holland is sitting upright in his hospital bed! He reaches up with his hand and pulls the sheet from his face. His eyes are closed... his face bearing a quite plain expression. There's a lightning flash as he opens his eyes. He's Alive! And he's finally awake! Milo turns to the side and slings his feet out of bed. They hit the floor and he looks around the room. He spots the belt at his bedside and recognises it as the XwF tag title he won as a rookie years ago. He looks at the photo on top of it. He instinctively turns it round. Written in big letters are a few words.
Beer's in the Fridge.
Knew you'd be back. Dave.
Milo smiles and looks up at the fridge. He sees his glass and attempts to stand to walk over to the fridge. He makes it to his feet,.. murmuring words of encouragement to himself. He steps very slowly his body remembering how it's done.. maybe the brain damage isn't so bad. he can read.. he can walk... he opens the fridge and pulls out a can of Boddingtons. He cracks it open and drinks it all in one go. He grabs the other three cans from the pack and slumps into the corner of the room. He cracks another can open and looks over to the picture of Dave again. He raises his can...
: I'm back my brother...
With that Milo returns to his drinking! He walks.. he talks.. he reads.. he's alive!! Milo Holland has returned to the world of the living!!
Cole: What the hell?!
King: Milos alive, someones got to tell Dave!
The Pitbulls stare at the screen in confusion, they look at one another and shrug their shoulders as they turn around looking for Dave again, but Dave is gone, instead in his place someone else is standing, the camera pans up the figure before reaching the face, its MILO! The crowd give a mixed reaction not sure on how to respond to the sudden reappearence of Daves brother, Brian and Michael stare at Milo not sure on how to respond to it either, Brian finally runs at Milo and Milo takes him down with a stiff clothesline, Michael comes in as well as Milo takes him down with a powerslam, he stands over Michael as Brian comes up behind him and clubs him over the back of the head, Brian quickly pulls his brother up and the two start to attack Milo, the ref mean while is completely unsure on what to do, the Pitbulls back Milo into the corner as they start to kick him down, Brian backs out as Michael holds Milo there with a foot, clearly going to attempt something, but as Brain turns around he gets kicked in the face with The Magic Touch from Dave, Michael breaks away from Milo as he goes for Dave as the two start to exchange punches, Milo slowly climbs back up, as Dave whips Michael into the ropes as Milo gets between them and lifts Michael up as Dave catches his head and the Holland Brothers slam Michael down with the 3H! Before Milo makes the cover, the ref completely confused by the situation starts to count, onetwoTHREE!
Winners via Pinfall and NEW XHF Tag Team Champions: The Brothers Holland?
Cole: Milo wasnt the legal man! He wasnt even in the match what does this mean!
King: It means Daves finally got a tag team partner he can count on!
*Milo climbs to his feet as Dave looks at him in shock, the two embrace one another in a hug as the ref collects the tag belts and hands them to Milo and Dave, on the outside Snake has climbed to his feet and slide into the ring, the two brothers raise the Tag titles as Snake gets between them and raises their arms before all three raise their titles in the air, their Anti American campaign now control the XHF's UK and Tag Team Titles.*
*There is now a break in the action as the Xtreme-Tron lights up to show a video. We see the image of a small African child from above as he smiles upwards towards the sky in the middle of a flash shower. It cuts to an American Football scene a player being hauled up onto the shoulders of his team-mates amongst the bustle and cheers of the crowd, announcers and everything else around him. We see a close up of a newborn babys face, with one eye opening to the world for the first time. Finally footage of a man walking out to collect his post plays in the setting of a summery dawn. A voiceover can now be heard as it is pumped into every corner of the arena...*
Booking solutions for a brighter America
*The last word spoken is mirrored by large text on the Xtreme-Tron.*
Feel.
*Eagle-eyed viewers can spot the small-print at the bottom of the screen, which reads A corperate advertising broadcast on behalf of the Ish for Commish campaign.*
*Joey Hawke runs out on to the ramp, where he is met with boos. He pulls out a microphone*
: Shut up, all of you! It is my grand honor to present to you, none other thanthe X*Crown Champion, Congo the Destroyer!
*The crowd gets to their feet as Iggy Pops Lust for Life kicks up and the youngest Destroyer, Congo the Destroyer walks out with a big smile on his face. On his head sits a crown made of the front plates of the four original X*Crown titles. The BDDWF Championship faces the front, the RWF Championshp faces the back. The two sides are the ZEWF Championship and the XWA Championship. But what is far more impressive is that Congo is wearing a royal looking cape/robe. Over the front of his right shoulder sits the front plate of the SEX Championship, over the front of his left shoulder sits the front plate of the EPW Championship, they are connected by a chain. As Congo slowly walks down the entranceway the back of his cape/robe gleams. In the center of it are the remaining six front plates, three in a V formation, three in an upside-down V. The two Vs join to form an X. The two center front plates are from the ECF Championship and the XCW Championship. The four points of the X are the BWF, PCW Primetime, CWF, and XHR Championships. The rest of the cape/robe gleams and glitters from all of the side plates from the entire X*Crown cache all filling in the gaps of the large X. This is quite the heavy cape/robe. Congo finally reaches the ring steps, climbs up them and then enters through the ropes, which Joey is holding. In Congos right hand is a gold scepter. On the top of it sit one side plate from the BDDWF, ZEWF, XWA, and RWF Championships. He raises his arms as the fans cheer. He then bows to the crowd, signaling that only they could have helped him to get this far.*
Cole: Wow, it's Congo the Destroyer, ready for some action tonight!
King: Wow, it's Joey Hawke. He almost got fired.
*The arena lights then dim with a blood red hue to them, the Japanese symbol of death show's on the titan screen, the logo of Death Ink. The intro to Metallica's "Holier Than Thou" kicks in over the pa system, when it gets to the part with the multiple kick drums in a row then blasts into the song pyro goes off around the tron and down the ramp. Kole Kaos runs out from behind the curtain to the corner of the ramp and main stage, he looks out to the crowd and nods with a cocky grin.
"No more!
The crap rolls out your mouth again
Haven't changed, your brain is still gelatin
Little whispers circle around your head
Why don't you worry about yourself instead"
Kole makes his way down the ramp slowly turning and spinning around half way down the ramp showing off his body to the fans saying something along the lines of "Yes I know you all want to be me!" never once offering his hand to the fans. He make's his way to the stairs and takes them two at a time till he's on the ring apron, holding onto the rope he looks out to the crowd once more and once again with a cocky grin.
"Who are you? Where ya been? Where ya from?
Gossip is burning on the tip of your tongue
You lie so much you believe yourself
Judge not lest ye be judged yourself"
He steps into the ring and makes his way across the ring to the other corner all the while looking out to the fans with a "what are you looking at" type mentality and facial expression. He blows the crowd off with a "whatever" hand motion and wait's in the corner bouncing back and forth as he mess's with tape around his wrists.
"Holier than thou
You are
Holier than thou
You are
You know not"
Song fades out lights come back up.*
Cole: Kole Kaos!!! Will he become our next X*Crown Champion tonight!?
King: Well, seeing as it's a non-title match, the answer is a no I gotta believe....
Cole: ....
Non-Title Singles Match
Congo the Destroyer vs. Kole Kaos
Without warning, the bell rings and immediately, Kole Kaos and Congo the Destroyer engage for a lock up. With some struggling, Kole Kaos gets Congo The Destroyer into a hammer lock and then pushes him to the ropes. He bounces back and brings him down with a stiff kick to the back of the knee! Congo quickly gets back up and locks up with Kole Kaos once again. Kole Kaos gets Congo in a hammer lock one more time and once again, he Irishwhips Congo to the ropes, he bounces back and Kole Kaos goes for the stiff kick as he did before but this time, Congo cartwheels himself to dodge the kick, lands behind Kole Kaos and hits a German Suplex! After a second, Kole Kaos gets up and being the cocky individual that he is, he gets up in Congo's face, talking trash. Congo raises his hands as he doesn't want this to get personal as he's a very professional man. Congo backs up and Kole walks forward to keep the lack of space between the two but as they approach the ropes, Joey Hawke trips Kole. The referee sees this and begins yelling at Joey, telling him to keep his hands off.
Cole: Wow, what a sneaky thing by Joey.
King: Well it's not like Congo would want that to happen.
Congo the Destroyer pleasantly waits until Kole Kaos got his act together, shaking off the pain from that trip. Congo even walks over to Kole to help him get up, it isn't the smartest plan however as Kole jumps up with a spear, spinebuster combination and brings Congo down! Kole sits on his chest and begins laying punch after punch onto him until the referee forces him off which doesn't really happen for quite a while, pretty much about a minute or so. Afrer that Kole, Kaos gets up and he brings Congo the Destroyer to his feet. He Irishwhips him to the turnbuckle, and Kole Kaos speeds quickly like a derailed train. He hits with a jumping knee to the face. With the impact, Congo walks a little bit forward, and as that happens, Kole Kaos climbs himself to the top turnbuckle. He waits for Congo to turn around and as soon as he does, Kole Kaos jumps off and hits Congo with a diving knee to the face! Congo falls and is on the ground. We can actually see blood, dripping down his cheeks to the canvas, staining it. Kole Kaos goes for the pin: ONE... TWO... Thr-CONGO GETS HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Cole: What a hard shot by Kole Kaos. He sure as hell isn't giving mercy.
King: Congo got lucky with the foot on the rope but sooner or later, luck will run out.
Kole Kaos rises and he looks around, pretty darn mad. He kicks Congo a few times while on the ground, trying to unleash his furious anger on him. Kole Kaos then brings Congo to his feet and he Irishwhips him to the ropes. Kole Kaos bends over, about to go for a back body drop. Kole Kaos is able to send Congo FLYING with that back body drop... but Congo reverses to sunset flip! We go for the pin: One... Two... Kickout! Congo and Kole Kaos both get to their feet. Congo's face visibly shows fatigue, with blood dripping from his nose. Kole Kaos seems to be breathing quite heavily now as well, but still shown to be the one who is in better shape. Both step in about two paces and engage in yet another lockup. Kole Kaos kicks Congo in the stomach, and then picks him up for a body press, but Congo slips down his backside and grabs him in a reverse bearhug, squeezing the life out of him while shaking him around. Kole Kaos raises his arm, looking like he's about to tap out but he's not! He's hooking it around Congo's arms, he does that with his other arm and his legs around his legs. What is this? An upside down or reverse Styles Clash!
Don West: STYLES CLASH! STYLES CLASH! STYLES CLASH!
*King Piledrives him.*
King: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
Kole Kaos goes for the pin: One... Two... Thre-YET another kickout! Congo lays there spread eagled on the canvas, seemingly knocked out. Kole Kaos is very tired, but simply through the energy it takes to perform the moves instead of taking the blows. Congo is on the canvas, creating a puddle of blood, about enough to fill up one of the bags as if you were going to donate blood. Kole Kaos brings Congo to his feet and Irishwhips him to the rope, with Congo reversing actually bringing Kole Kaos to the ropes. He springs back with a clothesline, bringing the big man down, but Congo is still getting himself to his feet and so Kole Kaos wants to win this match by knock out! He climbs the top rope and waits for him to turn around as he gets up. Aiming square for the nose, Kole Kaos jumps off as Congo turns around, but Congo catches him on his shoulder! XTREME REVOLUTION! Congo goes for the pin: One... Two... THREE!
Winner via Pinfall: Congo the Destroyer!
Cole: Congo beat him! Congo beat him!
King: Yay for talent!
*On the screen a picture appears and the lights go out and all of a sudden a red flashing light goes around the arena. And a voice comes over the PA that says.
"This is the year where hope fails you
The test subjects run the experiments
And the bastards you know, is the hero you hate
But cohesing is posssible if we strive
Theres no reason, theres no lesson
No time like the present, telling you right now
What have you got to lose, what have you got to lose
Except your soul...who's with".
And then over the PA you hear the begining guitar riffs to the song "Pulse Of The Maggot" By Slipknot. Out walks Jason Anderson with white towell on his shoulder and his European title. The fans give Anderson a mix of cheers n boos. He then starts to walk down to the ring, and half way there he stops. After he stops, he looks at the ring then at the fans and cracks his knuckles. He then adjusts the title on his shoulder with a cocky look. He then runs and slides into the ring with his towell and title. He then jumps up to the top rope and throws his fist up in the air, when he throws fist up he holds up the European title belt. And the fans throw out another bunch of cheers and boos.*[/i]
Cole: Here's the European Champion!
King: Jason is a career killer Cole.
*A deep digital voice says "M-V-P" over the speakers. Then, "Who betta than Kanyon!?" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, XHF title around his waist, walking down the ramp. Kanyon points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. Jason Anderson grabs a microphone and hands it to Kanyon. Kanyon shines the title and then says, "Who betta than Kanyon!?" To which half the crowd responds, "Everybody!" And the other half responds "Nobody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner to wait for the match to start*
King: XHF Champ! NONE BETTA!
Cole: Stop marking out ... in your pants ...
*The arena goes dark. The speakers blare DT asking, Do you feel trapped? followed by a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction with a heavy metal intro playing. The Xtremetron flashes the following banner:
The Xtremetron shows a loop of assorted clips with DT walking the ramp, taunting in the ring, speaking on the mic from his promos, and the text Death Trap! The Master of Puppets in red bubble letters crashing into the screen causing the background behind it to go black. The slow opening verse of "Animal I Have Become" by Three Days Grace plays through the speakers. Red strobes begin darting around the arena as the lights turn a deep blue illuminating the arena. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp as the verses lyrics begin in his Death Trap "Breakdown" shirt, a necklace, trademark black bowl cap, and black shades. He has on black leather pants with dual white stripes vertical down the outside of each leg and a yellow barbed wire cross on the front of each leg, and black wrestling boots.
I can't escape this hell. So many times Ive tried!
But Im still caged inside. Somebody get me through this nightmare...
I can't control myself!
He steps forward out of the entryway and looks around before slowly raising his arms out (a la Orton). Behind him pyros spray down in front of the entryway to the back. He cracks his neck and walks onto the ramp. He walks to the crowd and stretches on the barricade. Fans shout at him and try to dump drinks on him as he looks pissed and shouts at them and starts looking ready to fight them. He backs away to the ramp still yelling and turns back toward the ring.
So what if you can see the darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal
Death Trap slowly walks down the ramp with his arms out to his sides pointing to himself drawing boos from the crowd as he spins from side to side. He throws his hands up in a cross at the base of the ramp and breathes in deep the arenas atmosphere. The tron shows in big bold green letters "Final Judgment will be passed!" as a fireball comes forward and hits and scatters the letters and the screen burns from the center out into a series of clips including the endings to all of DTs past title victories and him holding up the title. Each time it zooms in on the title and then burns outward to the next match clip. As it zooms in on the XHF Title in the final clip, it lights up saying The Man, The Myth, The Living Legend... He walks to one side of the ring and leaps to the apron. He gets to the center of the side of the ring and spins locking his arms on the top rope while facing away from the ring and starts yelling to the crowd. He steps into the ring and turns shaking the ropes before bouncing to the side and walking to the center of the ring as the lights brighten. He leaps to the top rope and throws his head back and his arms straight out as the crowd erupts in boos. He puts his arms in a cross and then pumps his right fist in the air. He leaps down and paces for a second before spinning facing the entryway and throwing his arms out to his sides again and his head back. He takes off the shirt, necklace, hat, and shades and tosses them to the floor outside. He runs his hand through his black hair which is gelled forward and spiked in the front. He walks to the back of the ring near the timekeepers table and leans on the ropes waiting for the match to begin.*
King: Has been! *clap clap clap* Has b...
Cole: CUT THAT OUT!
*Suddenly... The lights shut off, leaving the crowd shrowded with darkness... The Xtreme Tron is now turned on and we find a message....*
"In the end, you'll be... Just a victim."
*As that happens, "Stigmata" by Arch Enemy plays as we find a shadow walking into view with a spotlight on it. The spotlight grows brighter and we now find the image of a man of whom we all hate, Kuroi! The crowd begins booing but Kuroi simply ignores it. He walks down to the ring. On the Xtreme Tron, we find video clips of Kuroi working out, bringing himself to the limit, switching to video clips of him performing finishers on some random XHF Superstars. Some main highlights are: The Kuroi Knockout onto AJ Phoenix, The Death Grip onto MGK in the ECF Doomsday Cage, and The Kuroi Kill to Fury. Of course, there are more but those are the ones most seen. Kuroi walks down to the ring, with the spotlight still following. Kuroi slides to the ring as the light goes on and he stands in the corner awaiting the match to begin.*
Tag Team Match
Chris "MVP" Kanyon & "The Career Killer" Jason Anderson vs. Kuroi & "The Main Attraction" Death Trap
The referee comes back and as the bell rings, he allows both members to begin the fight. Right now, Anderson and Kuroi are the active people in the ring. Anderson and Kuroi both engage in a lock up, where Kuroi quickly kicks Anderson in the stomach and hits an arm drag. Anderson gets up and gets struck in the back from DT who is in his corner.
Cole: Jason Anderson isnt starting off with a good start.
King: It seems that The Challengers thought this out.
Anderson holds his back in pain and we see Kuroi running at him with his arm out for a clothesline. Anderson ducks it and he accidentally clotheslines DT off the turnbuckle! Kuroi looks shocked and Jason follows up giving him a German Suplex. Jason Anderson then goes for a stalling brainbuster. It hits! He tries a pin. The referee makes the pin count: One Two Kickout by Kuroi! Jason gets up and he immediately walks over to his tag team partner, Chris Kanyon. Chris Kanyon goes into the ring and looks down upon Kuroi. He goes to lift the big man. Suddenly, DT pops out of nowhere and gives a chop to the back of Chris Kanyon, hoping to bring him down; unfortunately, it only causes him to turn around. Chris Kanyon grabs DT's head and hits a DDT. DT falls on the ground and rolls out of the ring. Chris Kanyon raises his arms in air.
Cole: Kanyon is on a roll.
King: All the ladies love him
Cole: ... What?
Chris Kanyon brings Kuroi to his feet. Chris Kanyon Irish whips him to the rope and he bounces to a knee to the gut. He brings him up to his feet once more and Irish whips him with the same result. Chris Kanyon brings him up to his feet one more time for an Irish whip but as he raises his knee, Kuroi grabs it and hits a trapping suplex! Kuroi begins crawling toward his corner as he sees DT with his arm extended fully. Kuroi soon is able to tag in DT, and he explodes into the ring, jumping the top rope! Chris Kanyon gets up and he runs into a clothesline. Chris Kanyon gets up again but DT gets him pushed against the rope. DT Irish whips him to the ropes. Kanyon bounces off with an attempted clothesline but DT ducks it. Chris Kanyon runs to the opposite ropes as DT lies on his back, and he runs into a monkey flip by DT! DT raises his arms in accomplishment, raising a few jeers from the crowd.
Cole: It looks like DT is on a roll here!
King: I still think he shouldnt even still be wrestling.
We see Chris Kanyon slowly crawling towards Jason Anderson to make a tag but DT gets a grab of his leg and brings him closer to the middle. DT begins kicking Chris Kanyon in the stomach, showing off the frustration built up in recent weeks. DT walks over to Kuroi, his partner, and tags him in. Kuroi immediately goes to the top turnbuckle. He jumps off with a leg drop hitting Chris Kanyon in the throat! Chris Kanyon grabs his throat and violently swings his head left and right. He looks at his tag team partner, just dying to get himself in the action but Kuroi wont allow it. He runs to the ropes and performs a leaping knee drop but before it can hit Chris, he rolls out of the way! Kuroi holds his knee in pain and Chris Kanyon is able to tag in his tag team partner, Jason Anderson!
Cole: Here comes trouble.
King: Yes! Go get those losers!
Kuroi rolls over but forces himself up. He runs towards Jason, into a clothesline! DT gets into the ring and Jason clotheslines him down as well. Kuroi gets up and runs towards Anderson into a spinebuster! DT runs to Anderson and he tries to pick him up for a suplex but Jason seems to be fighting it. Anderson pulls DT into a snap suplex! Jason gets up and goes to the turnbuckle! He hits a diving headbutt to DT and he is in pinning position, but as he awaits a pin count, the referee tells him that Kuroi is the legal man. Anderson gets up and simply kicks DT out of the ring but thats when Kuroi jumps on Andersons back, trying to rip his face apart and Anderson cant see! He swings his arms wildly and Chris Kanyon tags him! Chris Kanyon gets in the ring and he gives a chop to the back of Kuroi, causing him to fall off Jason Anderson's back. He lands on his feet and he turns around to see Chris Kanyon. Chris Kanyon brings him in position for the MVP! Chris Kanyon hits the MVP! Chris Kanyon goes for the pin: One Two Three!
Winners via Pinfall: Chris Kanyon and Jason Anderson!
Cole: Is this a sign of what's to come?
King: Maybe ... may ... be ...
*Afterwards Chris Kanyon is in the ring, raising his arms in victory. He finds Kuroi on the cente of the mat, seemingly unconscious. Kanyon begins to bring Kuroi to his feet but Kuroi thinks fast and low blows him. Chris Kanyon holds his crotch and falls back to his knees. Kuroi knees him in the face. Jason Anderson goes into the ring and tries to attack Kuroi to help Kanyon but Death Trap helps Kuroi by attacking Jason Anderson with the European Title to the head, kick to the gut and then a One of a Kind onto the title belt. We switch back to Kuroi and we now find a microphone in his hand, looking upon a the XHF Champion, full of pain.*
: Look. Chris Kanyon, you think you're betta? YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTA?! Who the fuck is betta now. I'm sick of seeing you strutting around with that XHF Title around your waist so I'm going to cash in that guaranteed shot for the XHF Title........ AT XTREME IMPACT!
*Pop from the crowd. They don't like Kuroi, nor Kanyon but they do love seeing a nice match.*
: But it's not going to be any other match, Kanyon, but don't worry. It's not going to be a flaming hell in a cell on a revolving ring with snakes in it. This match will respect wrestling and it will have to depend on the technical aspect on it, but morely depend on skill, endurance, discipline. Chris Kanyon, you say that you're betta than me, you've been saying it for quite a while... Well now it's time for you to put it to the test and literally prove it. Chris Kanyon, our XHF Title Match at Xtreme Impact will be a... WHO BETTA MATCH!
*A collective gasp goes up from the audience. They don't know what a Who Betta Match is. Kuroi explains.*
: It's simple. I'm sure you're familliar with an I Quit match, except it's a little bit different. In order to win, you must ask to your opponent "Who Betta" and your opponent must respond, saying that the dominant wrestler is betta.
*Kuroi laughs as he kicks Kanyon one more time as Kuroi and Death Trap leave the ring, with Jason Anderson getting back up in the ring, aiding to Chris Kanyon. We then cut to a final shot of Kuroi and Death Trap as they smirkingly raise one another's arms while slowly backing up the ramp and continuing to stare down their respective rivals along the way. With this the XHF logo appears briefly across the bottom corner of the screen and this week's edition of Gastro fades out for good...*