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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Mar 11, 2018 4:10:36 GMT -5
XHF Insider Exclusive!
Who's entering the XHF Network's Rumble in 2018? CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT!
As it turns out, the rumors were true and the former XHF regular PPV, the Rumble is returning. Mongo the Destroyer made the announcement at Combat Wrestling's Ascendancy PPV. He also revealed the show's logo... ....It looks like there's an 80's theme. How that applies to the XHF Network is anyone's guess. Anyway, as the weeks get closer to the Rumble, it's rumored that Mongo has set a specific window for Network wrestlers to join in on the festivities officially. So expect over the next week or so a plethora of promos relating to wrestlers entering this massive match! But we're doing your job for you and are scouring the Network to grab the videos of the official entrants! Follow the links below to see just who is entering the 2018 XHF Network Rumble! (we'll be updating as more come in, faithful readers, so bookmark- and also download the app, follow our Insta-stories, and subscribe to our podcast!!)
OOC: HEY YOU CRUMBUMBS!This is only gonna be open for a week or so. If you want into the Rumble, cut a promo with your character, it can be super short because this isn't going towards judging, it's just proving you care enough. Just a quick cell phone video-level promo is fine. You can enter as many guys as you would like. The XHF Network Rumble match has no upper limit; so throw 'em all in there! The more the merrier! But, I highly recommend that you only focus on like 1-2 guys to win. You're going up against everyone, and spreading yourself over 5 guys while another dude focuses on one is gonna hurt you. But by all means, enter some other guys for the exposure and whatnot. Legends and independents will be allowed to enter as well, BUT, they'll have to fill out a legends/independent application. SO START SIGNING UP YO!
Hopefully Mueller is a busy boy today: |
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Post by Mav. on Mar 13, 2018 21:13:12 GMT -5
We start the scene with James Raymond, the AXW Anonymous Assault Champion, using the camera on his iPhone 8 to make a quick message.
Hello, XHF Network. AXW's upcoming star and Anonymous Assault Champion, James Raymond here.
I have just received word that we have a rumble at the next XHF PPV. Now, I love taking chances, so I am signing up for The XHF Rumble!
Why should I?
Well, I had my first XHF PPV at Supremacy. I was so close to winning the X*Crown if it wasn't for THAT FUCKING BEAR!
Also, I am apart of the best fucking fed on the Network and I am one of its champions. The Anonymous Assault Champion.
So Mongo, it won't take that long to realize that I deserve to be in the match.
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Post by Kira Izumi on Mar 13, 2018 21:23:49 GMT -5
The lights are dark... the room is smokey. MURAMASA-kokka is seen.
"(Kira Izumi... Jordan Rayburn... Rukia Matsuoka... We all will take part of this rumble, and MURAMASA-kokka will make sure that there will be, DEATH! to the gaijins...)"
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Post by 229tman on Mar 13, 2018 21:41:23 GMT -5
We see some people sitting around a fire each have a beer in hand drinking when one stands up and we see a familiar looking confederate hoodie and he starts walking towards the camera and right before he starts speaking he smashes the bottle on the ground. We can his face a little better ITS COUSIN BRODY
Brody- It has been a while since I was last on the XHF network, not since TIW closed. Since then I have been working here at the trailer park.
He then yells back to one of the others still around the fire for a beer and opens it and starts drinking..... again
Brody- I was on facebook the other day and saw an article about this rumble. I then thought FUCK YA! I WILL GO THERE AND WIN THIS RUMBLE! Get my name back out there. When its time for rumble you better be prepared for the Hillbilly Outlaw
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Post by jamesmueller on Mar 13, 2018 23:34:51 GMT -5
Fade in... Mueller: Oh... Yeah, sure. Sign me up. Fade out... |
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Post by strangerdanger on Mar 13, 2018 23:55:35 GMT -5
We cut to Terry Bradshaw, who appears to be filming himself on a Go-Pro camera.  : Hi, I'm Terry Bradshaw, and welcome to Jackass. We cut to an intro sequence with main credits which lasts over 30 minutes. The credits are just Terry Bradshaw's name over and over, including one that says "Terry Bradshaw played by Terry Bradshaw as Terry Bradshaw". The sequence shows Terry doing horrible "stunts" and "pranks" to Copycat over the past year or so, including setting him on fire, forcing him to release a bunch of bats in a strip club, and telling him that his son is dead. : Hi, I'm Terry Bradshaw and this is the classic "Whoopie Cushion" prank, where I zip-line over a roller coaster, undo my harness in mid-air, and land directly into park, where OJ Simpson will be standing holding a kitchen knife up in the air and I will land on it. Terry then jumps off the top of some high building or something, and since he's pointing the Go-Pro camera at himself, we never actually see him zip-line over a roller coaster or anything. We just hear some wind and see his smiling face. He stops smiling when something below him catches his eye. : Actually, now that I think about it, this is exactly how Nicole Brown Simpson died! Never mind! I'm calling it off! OJ, PUT DOWN THE KNIFE. We hear some rustling and Terry apparently drops the Go-Pro camera. Due to some clever editing, we cut to another camera filming Terry moments later, who is wearing his suit and also the kind of body harness you'd use to zipline, and he is yelling at OJ Simpson, wagging his finger at him. : I get it OJ, it SOUNDS like an awesome stunt, the roller coaster is what sold me on the whole thing and I'm sure that's how you tricked Nicole into doing it too, but the truth is OJ, ITS YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD and some day the rest of the world will know what I know now whether they want to or not! You may be America's Sweetheart, but say goodbye to your stellar reputation OJ Simpson, because when I'm through with you the world will see you as a killer, and worst of all, you'll be known as A LIAR. Now get out of my sight! OJ Simpson looks sad as he walks away. : HEY. Before you leave, I want my glove back! OJ stops and takes off a black leather glove and tosses it to Terry. : Idiot. Stupid thing doesn't even fit you. Not that that means you're not capable of taking a life. Now scram! OJ's eyes widen and he runs off crying. : I hate to disappoint you jackass fans out there, but the Whoopie Cushion prank was a terrible idea, and you were all fools to think I'd go through with it! But I have an even bigger stunt, and this time it's wrestling related! It's called "The XHF Rumble" stunt! That means I will be participating in the XHF Rumble match! The best part is, Mongo has personally promised me that he will fire anyone who touches me, and you can take that to the bank, Jack! Suddenly Terry's cell phone rings. He pulls it out of his pocket and answers. : Yes? Terry listens for a moment then hangs up the phone. : Ahem. That was Mongo's lawyer. Said something about how Mongo never promised me anything let alone ever directly spoke to me and a bunch of other jibber-jabber about a restraining order or something. Nonetheless, the "no touching" rule is still in effect because Mongo sent me a note that personally confirmed it! Terry reaches into his pocket and pulls out a receipt from McDonalds and holds it up proudly. : So as CFO of the AWF I will proudly throw my name in the hat among everyone else, except I know that no harm will come to me since Mongo promised, he said it would break his heart if anything happened to me because I'm such a good person. Therefor the Rumble will be a very riveting show, with the added star-power of yours truly! See you all there! End scene. |
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Post by Bobby Barratt on Mar 14, 2018 4:16:32 GMT -5
The shot fades in with an up close image of to AWF Heavyweight Championship. As it pans our we see the familiar snarling smile of "The Prodigal Icon" Bobby Barratt. He's staring right down the barrel of the lens while still holding his title aloft.
So it was true. The rumours that kept churning and churning finally got confirmed at the Combat show.
A Rumble! Now what reason would the king of the mountain have to enter a match like this? I mean surely, Rumbles come for a title shot right? Dont need one of those.
Why am I throwing my name in? Purely for the reason that if there is a title shot to be won....No one else can have it! Mark my words....I'm taking that Rumble win!
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Mar 14, 2018 5:15:30 GMT -5
"And go! Wait, hold on."
"What's the problem?"
"The picture is black."
"I think you forgot to take off the cover."
*Suddenly we're exposed to the visage of Lord Dominicus staring angrily at the camera- at least we assume so given his general demeanor. His mask covers his eyes. We're in room that's either something backstage or possibly a bedroom. It's hard to tell, the wall is white; that's the detail. Around the dark Lord's waist is the EWF Superior Championship. His high, squaky, voice pierces the silence.*
LD: Mmm bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du, yeah-e-yeah
*Usually I'd provide the music, but he's doing this entirely a cappella. Not moving, not getting into it. All with his Starscream-like voice.*
LD: Mmm bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba du dop
Ba du bop, ba du dop
Ba du, yeah-e-yeah
*There's a silent beat.*
LD: THIS SONG IS ABOUT THE FUTILITY OF LIFE! How deliciously evil!
*He still hasn't moved from his spot.*
LD: ALSO, I am in this XHF Network Rumble, to show that the EWF SUPERIOR CHAMPION is indeed the true champion of this decrepit hole and the rest of you are miserable PEONS! FADE THE CAMERA OUT!
*The camera fades out.*
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Mar 14, 2018 5:23:04 GMT -5
*The camera opens on Nelly Angel's smiling face. He's standing in a white room wearing the AWF Prestige Championship around his waist.*
Nelly: Hey everyone! Nelly Angel here!
*Suddenly the camera shakes and becomes decidedly less stable as Randy Angel, the older of the Angle brothers swoops in.*
Randy: And me too!
Nelly: We're here to let everyone in the XHF Network know that Dos Angeles is entering the Rumble match!
Randy: Are entering.
*Nelly turns to his brother.*
Nelly: Wait, really?
Randy: I'm not sure.
*They look at the camera.*
Nelly: We'd love to stay and chat but we have some grammar to Google!
Randy: And booze to drink!
*Nelly leans in*
Nelly: Only Randy is going to drink that
Randy: Whooooooo, boooooooooooze and rumbles!
Nelly: See you guys later!
*Nelly waves as the camera fades out*
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Post by Dackle on Mar 14, 2018 6:14:56 GMT -5
The screen is dark as the theme from Nightmare on Elm Street begins slowly on an organ. Nathan Thunder's voice can be heard as pictures of already announced Rumble entrants are announced.
The Rumble of Thunder is coming
let you all quake in fear
The Nightmare will stand before you
proving once and for all he is the king of the top tier
Bobby Barrett, Jordan Rayburn, I will haunt your dreams
Anyone in my way, I am going to rip you apart at the seams.
This Rumble will showcase,
the kind of monster I have become
When the Lightning strikes, in the Thunder will come
A bright flash of lightning blinds the screen, and burned into the ground is the date of The Rumble.
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Post by Dylan on Mar 14, 2018 7:50:02 GMT -5
The shot fades in on Dylan Black at home with his girlfriend in the background
Black: I hear we're having a little rumble for title shots. Well, I'm already owed one shot in AXW, so why not two?
At the XHF Rumble, I guess you could say that I am....
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Post by Felix Venta on Mar 14, 2018 8:52:08 GMT -5
*RING* *RING* *RING*
Felix wakes up from a motel room and sees the hotel phone going off. He answers the phone.
Felix Venta: Hello, this is Felix speaking. Yes, an XHF Network Rumble match. I'm invited? Good, tell the others they should be afraid of 'Felix el Gato' scratching his way and overcoming the odds as the first ever Honduran Rumble winner.
He puts down the hotel phone.
I'm in.
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Post by Daddy Sokolov on Mar 14, 2018 11:13:44 GMT -5
What's that, Daddy Sokolov will be at the XHF Rumble? Oh yes he will, so tell me this boys... When I step through them ropes... When I look at y'all standing on the opposite side of the ring to me... Only then will you truly understand...
#Whosyourdaddy!
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Post by Spike Kane on Mar 14, 2018 17:27:22 GMT -5
{A YouTube video plays showing someones cell phone footage from the recent COMBAT Wrestling's Ascendancy Pay Per View show. It's clear from the glitter and blood stains around the ring, that this is a dark segment that wasn't aired. The champions have been crowned, the fans are either happy or pissed off, but right now, in the middle of the ring stands the owner of Combat, Spike Kane.}
Spike Kane: So....fatass had something to say right?
{The crowd cheer, at least those who figure Spike is talking about Mongo.}
Spike Kane: Mongo wants to come here....to OUR home, to OUR show, to OUR stomping grounds to pimp out his XHF Network Rumble. Why here? Why Combat? Why not just pay for some stupid ridiculous advertisement to plaster all over the network? Well...I mean firstly, Mongo's a cheap son of a bitch, secondly? Mongo knew that with Ascendancy being our first ever Pay Per View event....there would be eyes watching. Thousands, if not millions, of people watching, waiting. Some hoping we succeed and go on to bigger and better things, others? Hoping we'd fail so they could laugh at us....but just take a look around....ARE WE A LAUGHING STOCK!?
{The crowd just roar in response, because seriously, how do you answer that as a large number of people?}
Spike Kane: WE ARE COMBAT! WE ARE THE BEST! So....Mongo want's a Rumble? Let's give him one....
{Someone from the crowd can be heard shouting as they quieten down.}
Fan: Enter it!
{Spike turns to face the fan, leans over the ropes with the microphone and all but shouts at him.}
Spike Kane: YOU'RE GOD DAMNED RIGHT I'M GONNA ENTER IT!
{With that Spike throws the mic in the air, and just waits for it to fall as "Crushed" by Parkway Drive hits the sound system. He walks to the middle of the ring and just holds his arms out as the crowd cheer wildly.}
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Post by Kira Izumi on Mar 14, 2018 17:43:58 GMT -5
We open up to a room of smoke. Three figures are seen with in, The SSS Goddess of Sakura title can briefly be seen as it's clear now that Satsujin, Jisatsu and Kuroi Yami are all here.
"(Listen here XHF Network. Your Goddess of Sakura and Death as well as her disciples are entering in this rumble. Now if the rest of the competitors were smart they'd all back out now, but... i know they'll all be stupid. Ignorant, but like they say ignorance is bliss... and i suppose they'll have a joyous end to their pitiful careers! Abnormalize is coming... beware!)"
We cut out of this feed and into another now, it gets a bit fuzzy at first, but when it comes in clear we can see a familiar, almost nostalgic whitish background.
"Konbanwa mina! Sakaraba Yuki desu!"
Yuki says with glee as she pops up from the bottom of our screens.
"(since every one forgot about me in the AWF... i'll give them a reason to remember me again! So that's right, Your Kawaii Supernova, Yuki Sakaraba is entering in the Rumble! Cheer me on please! and i'll see you in the next voyage!)"
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