Post by Dave D-Flipz on Jun 18, 2018 15:17:25 GMT -5
Force or Farce? - A Death Trap RP
*"HEY! . . . . . HEY! . . . . ."
The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The speakers blast DT yelling, Youve Stepped Into Your Own Death Trap! The Xtremetron flashes: Obey the Master! The opening riffs of "Burn In My Light" by Mercy Drive blare through the speakers. The tron shows segments of assorted match clips with DT hitting the One of a Kind on various foes.
"Hey! Nothing you can say (say), nothing's gonna change what youve done to me.
Now it's time to shine (shine), Im gonna take what's mine!
Take what's mine..."
Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Obey the Master of Puppets shirt, a necklace, trademark black bowl cap, and black shades. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants, black boots, and black grapple gloves. He steps to the center of the ramp with his head down. He removes the shirt and shades and replaces the hat on his head before looking up. He lifts his arms in a cross setting off a pyrotechnic explosion. He walks to the crowd and stretches on the barricade as the song rings out.
"Hey! Nothing you can say (say), nothing's gonna change what you done to me.
Now it's time to shine (shine), Im gonna take what's mine!
You're gonna burn in my light.
They tried to run to find out, but no one cared.
Inside your house all alone, you understand."
The tron shows in big bold green letters "Final Judgment will be passed!" then clicks to clips of the X*Crown title match ending in the Final Judgment and DT raising the belt over his head. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat. He slides into the ring and leaps to the middle rope. He then gives the Final Judgment sign and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption. He leaps to the center of the ring looking out at the crowd as the tron flashes his picture. He grabs a mic and begins to speak*
: You know there is a certain person who is due to get their ass kicked who keeps running his mouth. Mr. Jake "The Ace" Conway ... you seriously are starting to get on my nerves with your incessant babbling about how you control nature. You know it sucks that you are such a huge liar. I mean if you REALLY had any control over nature you'd be getting paid trillions as an environmental scientist/helper. I mean, wildfires quenched by sheer will, floods held in place, tsunamis stopped by a shout at the water, earthquakes stilled, lightning stormes quelled, tornados set on each other and dissipated, hurricanes kept at sea, droughts ended with a snap. But none of that can happen can it. You know why? You aren't Storm. You can't control the weather or nature. You aren't Dorian Grey, immortal to all normal people, no way of dying, you aren't some higher power, just a misled puppet strayed from the course of his normal life and gone insane from the constant rejection. I mean you think you are some hit with the ladies but as I remember it you have got nothing but trouble. Dagger kicked your ass, T-Bird despises you, Lilly thinks you're horrible, the fans in the arenas think you are a snotty punk kid. You must have flipped from all the rejection. No superstar wants to be around you because you can't be trusted, nobody wants to be stuck with your ramblings. You are just a miserable failure and an omnipresent pest. You are nothing but a mosquito that needs swatting. You are a wart that needs to be removed from the ass of the XHF, I say ass because you will never get anywhere but the bottom. You are a man who honestly thinks he is God but really you are nothing at all, just a nuisance. Seriously, you think you control the weather with your cheap tricks? Everybody knows how those corny effects work. Observe!*DT leaps off the ramp and walks around the stage to a man at a control panel.*
: This guy controls all the pyrotechnics and effects. Look here is the list for your entrance and the stunt you had him pull on me. *Picks up a paper* Watch as I prove how you have no control. Can you move a sec, Steve? I need to prove this ass wrong.*DT proceeds to turn a dial knocking out the lights ... he then restores the lighting*
: Lighting effects. This dial controls the strobes and the colors is this one.*He turns to dials changing the color and brightness of the strobes then resets them to off.*
: That's the blue light you doused me in. Oh here is the button for the flames.*he pushes it and a flame wall erupts.*
: Lightning and a dial showing where to place it.*He presses the button, strike on ramp right, turns the dial, presses it again ... strike on left ... turns the dial and presses ... strike on the turnbuckles.*
: Oh and see that little tank with the holes in it above the ramp? *pushes a button and water seeps through the holes like rain* Rain! And this little button *presses it emitting smoke from the entrance.* You see? You are no controller of nature, just a guy who overdoes the workload on the pyrotechnic guy! Thanks Steve.Steve: Can I have my 5 bucks now.
: Um . . . oh yea it's taken care of. I had it transfered to your paycheck. Worked well, you were gonna make 5 bucks less this month so now you're even! *snickers as he walks to the stage content with his tomfoolery* But anyway Ace. You can clearly see all effects are controlled right here. That puts your little nature theory to rest. Now I wish you would talk about something different. It's like you're stuck on an eternal video loop. Every time you come out here you say the same thing. Do you think it gets better with age? Or are you just that stupid that you think it is worth saying again? Or maybe you are TRYING to be annoying and torment these fans and all us superstars. Either way I don't appreciate the repetition coming out of you. We superstars like fresh material, not the same old half baked sewage crap you spew every time you come out here acting like a superstar when really you are nothing but a dim light at best. You versus me is like trying to outshine the sun with a glowstick! Seriously Ace, weigh out the statistics here. You are a nobody and I am the most dominant man in the business!*he stops as the fans boo him*
: Shut up you fucking skirt wearing, bagpipe playing, pathetic excuses of life! Now Ace think about it! Who are you to tell me I don't deserve to live anymore? Seriously. I mean what have you done so extraordinary as to think you are better than me? I am a multi time World Champ. I am a veteran in a business built on success in which I am always on top. Have you figured it out yet that you are a broken record and a bottle of empty promises? The only person I know who makes more false alliances and broken promises is Rat and that's because he is always with an empty bottle of Bastard Brew which has killed his brain cells. But what really do you think would happen at Xtraction? I'd be "xtracted" what does that mean? I'd go poof and cease to exist? Because you sure as hell aren't near my skill level to even hold a candle to me. You are too much of a pretentious prick to even look in the mirror and say, "Wow, I suck!" But that is what all of us think.*semi cheers as they agree*
: Did I ask your opinion you fools?*boos*
: Forget them. Let me ask you something. What is it about what I've said that makes you think I want to be ... YOU! *he looks disgusted as he says it* Dude my career is full of success, I am a human highlight reel. You are . . . well a nobody! I mean I never said I can get any girl I want, I never claimed that I could nor would I believe that. You are the one stuck in delusions of grandeur. You think the girls love you but what you see in them is pity, or bother. They either want you to go away at any cost or they feel sorry for your pathetic braindead soul. No woman would love YOU. You think you are a player but really you get played every time. The only women that fall to your feet are the blind, deaf, mute ones who don't even know you're there and happen to trip in front of you and fall down. As for me? I don't beg. I don't fall. I don't lose to posers like you. Oh I love this. You go on saying how you are Nature's master, yet you say I will "look into her eyes and see she has no master". Oh that's rich. Destroying your own illusions without even realizing it. Nature has no master, not you, not anyone. I am simply a master of puppets. And by Puppets I don't mean friggin SOCK puppets or TV puppets or ventriloquist dummies! I mean souls foolish enough to believe they control their own fate in the ring against me. You are a puppet. Venom, Velez, the Guns, Mongo Corp, all puppets! Since you so eloquently put it that mercy is not for the weak . . . I will make sure not to show you any when I destroy you, your career, your hopes and dreams, and your life tomorrow!*mixed reaction from crowd*
: You see there is a perfectly logical reason why someone as highly advanced in intelligence and strategum as I am would not know who those puppets were. I am not the master of freakin inanimate child's toys! I am the master of human puppets! You disfuctional fighters who step in the ring with me. I make you realize how much of a loser you are and I break your mind, body, and spirit and leave you but a shattered shell of what you once were. See with you there is nothing to break down. No mind, no talent, no skill, no spirit, no brain, no anything! So I will settle for cooking your ass on the barbie as they say in Aussieland. By that I mean I am going to light your ass on fire! And this is no natural fire that Mr. I am Nature can control, this is a hellfire sent from the depths to consume you and your soul! I mean how can anyone criticize me on X-Men one of the most successful comic series ever. A fine piece of work that has had movies, TV, trading cards based on it. There are guys in their elderly stages who still are into X-Men so don't give me that it is for children. If anything your play toy puppets are more childish than a comic series based on violence and intolerance. Plus you seem to be playing the part of them so well you'd think you thought you were one!*more mixed reaction*
: Ace you are a fool. Calling me ignorant. Problem A) I'm OBVIOUSLY not in a state of bliss when I'm freakin pissed at you for being such an imbecilic testament to the stupidity of the new talent! I also just lost my fucking wife! WHY THE HELL SHOULD I BE BLISSFUL! Problem B) You are the one caught in a shroud of ignorance, a fog of confusion, a haze of bewilderment, a state of not understanding a single word I said because ol' DT is using such big fucking words! I keep forgetting to dumb it down for the sake of the stupid, you and the crowd.*heat from the Scottish crowd . . . and some guy playing bagpipes with a "Goldbear please maul me" shirt on.*
: See what I mean? It's amazing. My IQ is higher than the collective IQ's of every person in this damn arena plus Ace easy! I mean that idiot should know Goldbear is too busy impregnating Lilly to maul him today! Ace face it, you are a fake. A fraud. You are no force of nature, you are a farse of nature. You are no Ace, you are an Ass! I mean what the hell is an "icon of your power?" You used the word icon in a totally wrong sense! The correct words could be testament, example, showing ... and yet I'M THE IDIOT? Come on! I mean you don't hear me saying stupid stuff. Oh wait here's another rich quote from Mr. Conway ... "Venom, Velez, their time will come when I choose that they too must answer the call of Nature." Tell me man, why the hell would you want them to use the crapper? You mean they can't use the fucking bathroom without your consent? Dude! Come On! How can we take you seriously! Is that how you plan to win the title? Losing to Venom when Ace says, "YOU WILL ANSWER THE CALL!" And Venom is forced to forfeit so he can go take a crap because Mr. Nature said so? This is getting to be insane and monotonous and I am beginning to think this is a waste of my time. You are making youself out to be dumber and weaker and more useless every time you open your mouth! I mean Annette is his Charlie's wife not a Young Gun, she isn't going to be forced to divorce him if they lose! And by taking her into your fold and making her have sex with you when she is still in love with that ... pathetic loser of a champion ... that's {No Means No} there bucko! Did you not know that? Guess not! You have a battle plan? "Velez will lose and I'll take in his wife because she'll see I am a much more better loser!" In that choppy speech probably too. I bet you even think stupid. Come on Ace get serious. Stop trying to {No Means No} and hit on ladies, they don't, nor will they ever, want you. Just because you are aiming lower in your standards doesn't mean you get what you want. Because to find someone for you, you gotta aim MUCH lower. Like lower on the evolutionary chain!*he laughs*
: Yes evolution may not work backwards but you know there are random deformities that still happen and make some people end up as if they were devolved. You are a prime example Acey. Normally I have a rule about not beating up the mentally deprived, the intelectually challenged but for you, I'll make an exception! "I survive to exceed" ... THAT SENTENCE MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE! You don't even DESERVE to survive and you sure as hell aren't capable of succeeding! You are like a friggin two year old! You come out here every day with a nice glass of WHINE! and you bitch about how you control nature! I mean the only control that could possibly be is maybe you are toilet trained. Ace I don't know what the hell you can do that makes you think you are special but you are not. You are a useless sack of nothingness! I mean you think you ARE nature! Yes people have tried to copy, imitate, control, harness nature's power. And yes they always get thwarted. Butyou are not nature! You aren't even natural. You are a farse! You are a fraud. You aren't worth the dust I walk on. And I guess you'll never believe my words until I put you in your place and show you that you are not nature, you are a puppet and therefore answer to me! I know of my own mortality so what is there to remind? All I care about is that you end up scorched and taught a lesson of YOUR own humanity! The inevitable will be wrought. That of you falling to your master and begging for your life, calling my name. The only light will be mine and you will burn in it!*boos*
: The whole point of cutting the strings is this. What good is a puppet with no strings. It is nothing, it is useless, and it has no other purpose but to be thrown out. Hence cutting the strings means putting you out of your misery and breaking you in mind, spirit, and body. And I am the only one to do it for only a puppet can get its strings cut and I am the master not the puppet. And I am the deliverer of death. I love how despite me proving you to be a fraud everytime you come out here you still call the truth, bullshit. For as much as I'm booed, the people still know what I say is the truth! I mean you don't see me making love to a casket in a creamatorium. That is some sick fetish you seem to have since you can't get a girl to actually go for ya but hey I'm not going to even go there, because there are psychiatrists paid to talk about that. All I know is who is gonna bet on a guy who wants to make out with death and have sex with coffins? It is natural to envy those better than you in every way. I mean what's wrong with envying me? I am better than you. I am going to be the only one surviving this Sunday's match. I am the only real FORCE in this match. I am a success, you are a wimp.*boos*
: Ace you think I am a fool but look at you. You say you can be killed but not die . . . yes the soul is immortal but if the body is killed, YOU DIE! If your soul is all that survives nature HAS let you die. Can you be that stupid? Is it even possible? I mean you must be the only exception to the rule, "I think therefore I am" because you are incapable of thinking yet you are here to annoy and pester. How can you say you killed Kuroi? Cosmo did that because he is a sick bastard and wanted to end that idiot. Not because The Ace wanted it. Lilly lost because you attacked her, not because nature willed it. She was smart and you got her ruined because she didn't ditch her dead husband and fall for you? Hell tomorrow you'll be joining Kuroi and you can beat him all you want! You can claim the fame of Kuroi's invention and use it as your gimmick and claim to be the only force of nature but I will show you as the farce to nature that you are. And tomorrow you come face to face with your final judgment. Just remember even nature answers to the call of the almighty. And my judgment is always final and irreversable. Once it is written, it SHALL be delivered!*he laughs*
: Ace come Xtraction, it will be you who rest in peace, or pieces as the case may be. But from beyond you can look back and know you stepped into your own death trap.*Death Trap grabs his stuff and dresses up again. He raises his arms in a cross as the chorus of Burn In My Light hits. The tron flashes Cut the Strings then changes to clips from the extreme matches Death Trap has been in including the Annihilation Complex, the Death Trap Casket, the ECF Doomsday Cage, the baseball match, the brick house match, the greenhouse match and a few others. Pyros go off. He walks to the crowd and flips off some fans. He gives the Final Judgment sign setting more pyros off. At the top of the ramp he raises his arms into a cross as he exits. *
