Feargal HQ! Season 1: Episode 4: EVEN MORE FIRED UP BROTHA!

[The King]

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...LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
...LIVE AND IN LIVING COLOR...
...STRAIGHT FROM MOMMA GAIL'S BASEMENT...
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...STARRING...
MOMMA GAIL: DEFINITELY NOT BONKING UNCLE ROGAN!
UNCLE ROGAN: DEFINITELY NOT HULK HOGAN!
FEARGAL: THE ALMIGHTY LEGEND HIMSELF!
...AND SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCES SUCH AS...
GENERAL ALADEEN NUKENBUSTAH: PROBABLY THE MOST STEREOTYPICAL RACIST CHARACTER IN THE WHOLE OF STEREOTYPICAL RACIST CHARACTERS!
NUKE WELLINGTON: ONLY FEATURING TO PLEASE THE PRESIDENT!

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Madonna - Like a prayer plays in the background as the lights to Feargal's basement light up and the crowd applause like thousands of dead souls added to the laughing track of a dead sitcom. We see Feargal, sitting at his desk, tapping away quickly, probably talking to those pesky internet freaks and sending those meh-mays to his anonymous friends. He slowly turns his head to look at the camera, and smiles with his yellowish teeth, the crowd cheer once more.

: Oh thorry! You caught me at jutht the wrong time!

He snorts and the crowd EXPLODE. Literally, they explode. The production crew start shouting and they get the cleaners in to move the blood and bodies, when it's all cleared up, they welcome a new set of audience into the auditorium as they take their seats and smile cheerfully, ready for a new episode of Feargal HQ. But why did the first set of fans explode in the first place? Did somebody blow them up? Suddenly, the lights cut out to the Basement and smoke begins to fog the room, Feargal beginning to wheeze and choke due to his athma, he cracks out his inhaler and begins to puff on it as a spotlight shines on the door and evil panto music begins to play, the new crowd booing like crazy as it swings wide open and in steps the dastardly... GENERAL ALADEEN NUKENBUSTAH!

: Mwahahahahaha! Zose orphanes dezervaded to die!

: You killed my audienthe of orphanth oh tho evil General Aladeen Nukenbuthtah! But you won't kill my audience of dwarfth!

: Dammite! Youz haive gotten mine there!

: Tell me dethpicable one, why did you kill thethe poor kidth in the firtht plathe?! WHAT DID THEY EVER DO TO YOU?!

: I vas arskeded to FIRE UP ze audiencien! MWAHAHAHAHA!

: Well thath ironic! The whole thtory in this arc between "Feargal HQ" epithodeth two to four has been about "FIRED UP", it-th almotht ath if thith whole killing the audienthe thing wath a throwaway gag!

: Trust mine, zis is no throwayay garg! I killed zein Orphanes to sendine zue a massage.

: You killed them to give me a matthage? Oh how kind of you cousin General Aladeen Nukenbustah, how did you know I wath preparing for a fight on theptember twenty third live from the AJ Watthon thtadium get your ticketth now?

: NO! wrongeh typein ofze massage! I meantz a *begins to motion typing* massage!

: Ohhhhhhhhh a metthage! And what may that metthage be?!

: Me zand my parlz are plannineg an inaziones of Mommeh Gailz basenmeint! So get ein teem readee, as I've gotten mine own! And preparent to fighteh in the nearen futureh, probabline nexteh yearz, at Xtractionez: BATTLE FOR BASENMEINT!



YOU'RE ON!

General Aladeen Nukenbustah (We're now going to refer to him as "GAN" as I'm too lazy to write his name out over and over again) slams the door as the lights turn back to normal, the audience of dwarfs clap, the smoke begins to leave the room, and Feargal gets himself psyched up! But before he can focus on Xtraction: Battle for the Basement, which as GAN stated, will probably be happening in a years time, yes it's actually happening, he must prepare himself for his wrestling debut! AWF'S FIRED UP! He will become the new challenger for the champion! And in the final arch of the Fired Up storyline, he must find his idol to help him be fully prepared...

: And whothe my idol you may wonder?

The crowd of dwarfs are confused as to what Feargal just said, after all, they can't read this inner narration. Feargal swivels around on his chair as he puts stuff on him, it looks yellow, with hints of red, then, he turns around! The crowd of dwarfs expl- NO. NO THEY DON'T. They... cheer ever so loudly... as Feargal looks into the camera...

: MY IDOL ITH HULK HOGAN!

Suddenly the door to the basement bursts open and Uncle Rogan comes flying in, he looks confused. Feargal quickly takes off his Hulk Hogan costume and faces Rogan.

: DID I JUST HEAR SOMEONE SAY MY NAME BROTHA?!

: No Uncle Rogan, I thaid Hulk Hogan.

: O- OH BROTHA! WH- WHO'S HE?! SOUNDS UH, LIKE UH, A UH, REALLY COOL AND H- HANDSOME GUY BROTHA!

: Oh he ith, he'th my idol hero!

Tears of joy begin to weep into Rogan's eyes, Feargal's confused.

:: Wath wrong Uncle Rogan, did I upthet you? Please don't feel bad that you're not my idol hero! You're my thecond favorite idol hero, I promithe!

: N- NO IT'S ALL GOOD BROTHA! I'MMA HEAD BACK UPSTAIRS NOW JACK, NICE TALKING TO YA BROTHA!

He slams the door shut as quickly as he can. Feargal feels bad, but he needs to not worry about Uncle Rogan's feelings, and focus on finding his idol so he can give him all the motivation in the world when it comes to Fired Up! If there's anyone who can get everyone's favorite Keyboard Warrior fired up, it's Hulk Hogan, brotha. But the thing is, he's gone missing lately, almost as if he was in trouble for something, but never-the-less, Feargal is determined to find him. AND HE'S GOT JUST THE PERFECT PLACE! England.



He rushes out of the basement door and suddenly we cut to Buckingham Palace, the outsides of it. Then, we see Feargal walk into frame as the crowd of dwarfs try their best at making a clap sound as loud as a normal one. He looks around and in-steps his cousin, Nuke Wellington, in his long-awaited debut. The dwarfs clap again, but shorter this time. I'm sorry, I hate myself.

: Tally ho good old chap! Welcome to England!

Nuke Wellington offers a handshake out to Feargal as the keyboard Warrior shakes it. When they let go, Nuke sanitizes his hands with his pocket hand sanitizer and smiles with his really bad teeth.

: Hey Nuke Wellington, I wath wondering if you knew the whereabouth of my idol, Hulk Hogan?

: Pardon me, but who?

: H- Hulk Hogan... Y- you've never heard of him? He'th a famouth wrethler!

: Wrestler? What, like Big Daddy, Giant Haystacks, Kendo Nagasaki and the British Bulldog? Them famous wrestlers?

: I- I know only of the British Bulldog, never heard of the rest.

: PARDON?! YOU MEAN TO SAY YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF BIG DADDY, GIANT HAYSTACKS AND KENDO NAGASAKI GOOD OLD CHAP?! Tut tut, and you call yourself English.

: N- no I'm American.

: O- oh. *sneers his nose* THEN GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY IMMIGRANT!

Nuke shouts for the Royal Guards as they rush over to Feargal, but the Keyboard Warrior shrieks and runs out of frame, we then cut back to the basement as the door swings wide open again and in he runs, arms flailing, screaming at a high pitch. He stops as soon as he sees Momma Gail making his bed and cleaning his room.

: Oh, hi mom!

: Yes hello Feargie you little bitch.

She picks up a crusty sock and sniffs it, before shoving it into her laundry basket.

: So uh, mom, you know who Hulk Hogan is right?

: Y- yes, a bit too well if you know what I mean. *she winks*. Oh wait, you don't know what I mean.

: Do you know whereabouth he ith? I feel ath though he'll give me the final bit of motivation needed to win the Wildfire tournament at Fired Up!

: I- shouldn't really tell you this, but because you're Feargie, my lil bitch, go speak to Uncle Rogan. He knows where he is...

: But he thaid that he didn't know who he wath!

: He used to know him, they were very close. He likes to keep it a secret.

: Th- thankth mom, you're the best! I'll thpeak to him now!

Feargal rushes out of the basement as we cut to a dark room, presumably here for dramatic effect. He walks in as smoke bellows and an eerily recognizable, yet distorted tune plays quietly in the background, Feargal just can't put his finger on what it is. Suddenly, walking up to him in the smoky shadows is Uncle Rogan.



: WELCOME TO MY LAIR BROTHA! I'M PRESUMING YOU'RE HERE FOR YOUR FINAL BIT OF TRAINING?

: Actually, Uncle Rogan. I wath wondering if you co- could tell me where aboutth Hulk Hogan ith, mom told me you know where he ith...

: N- NO BROTHA! N- NO I DON'T!

: P- please Uncle Rogan. *tears of disappointment begin to swell in Feargal's eyes*. D- do it for me.

: PLEASE DON'T CRY BROTHA! I HATE IT WHEN MY LITTLE HULKAMANIACS START TO CRY!

Feargal's head shoots straight up, Hulkamaniac? He's Uncle Rogan's ....hulkamaniac?.... THEN IT CLICKS.

: N- no! IT CAN'T BE!

Rogan slowly places his hand on his black bandana as beautiful, somber music plays in background, it's tempo begins to rise, the smoke begins to bellow. UNCLE ROGAN RIPS OFF HIS BLACK BANDANA... And underneath, there's a red and yellow one...

: I'M HULK HOGAN BROTHA!



The crowd of dwarfs go wild as the dark lights become yellow and red and "I am a Real American" plays in the background, it, being the distorted tune from earlier. He begins to do his signature poses as fireworks go off in the background and the midgets begin to tear up due to the tear-jerking reveal!





Feargal's eyes look on in awe, he's been living with his idol hero for so long!

: B- but why did you go into hiding Uncle Rog- ...Uncle Hogan... ?

: BECAUSE I SAID A NAUGHTY WORD BROTHA, DON'T EVER SAY NAUGHTY WORDS BROTHA! NOW COME GIVE UNCLE HOGAN A HUG MY LITTLE HULKAMANIAC!

Feargal rushes into Uncle Hogan's arms as the credits begin to roll, the fireworks going off some more as Momma Gail walks in and joins in with the hug, Uncle Hogan slyly grabbing her ass as she does so.

Feargal is FINALLY Fired Up, for FIRED UP...

And I hope, so are YOU, BROTHA.

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