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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 12, 2019 1:17:02 GMT -5
Land of Confusion by Disturbed hits as the SWAT Mid South logo appears. Various video scenes that follow include: Eric Herrera and The American Freebear standing nose to nose...Sexy By Nature shaking hands with the fans as they come down the aisle...Tong Fairtex striking Tony Damico...Mr Pornstar holding the National title up after winning it...Montana falling from a scaffold...Adam Haven swinging a chair and missing Scott Diamond Studd...The KGB being upset by Sexy By Nature...Flamboyant Berry being thrown into the guardrail...The Happy Faces embracing after a win...Hennigan and Reyes in a joyous embrace after winning the Mid South tag titles..Sangre leaving the ring with blood on his face...Mr Pornstar on his knees grimacing in pain..The American Freebear holding the 2008 Hamilton Cup in the air...Brock Sisson choking Tong Fairtex on the ropes...Dragon Belt leveling RH3 with a superkick..Jade stomping away at Veronica Rodriguez...Lynn Brewster smacking Jamie Mae Dearmon in the face..Brian Brewster locking up with Adam Haven...Ned Chambers winning the very first St Valentines Day Massacre...Jason Stevens and Paul Soutter being pulled apart by security..Pagan holding Soutters briefcase full of money over his head...Adrian Tanner Jr throwing a wild right hook. Jason Birmingham holds the Hamilton Cup over his head...Freebear and Frostbite stand nose to nose in the middle of the ring. Jack Kross stands on the arena floor seconds after winning the 2007 Massacre. Levi Watts holds up the 2008 Massacre Trophy
Webber: Hello fans..we're live in New Orleans Louisiana, home of the World Champion New Orleans Saints!!
Frank: Yep..Hell DID freeze over it seems.
Webber: Ya should've taken the over under Frank!! Tonight we're gonna see the 2010 Massacre Champion crowned..PLUS the SWAT Womens World title will go to the winner of the Womens Bracket!! History will be made..lets go right to the ring for our 1st match!!
Ahab the Arab hits as 2 Ladies dressed in Berkas enter the arena, 1 leads a camel, and sitting atop the camel is a figure. He is dressed in full Arabic garb. They slowly lead the camel to the ring, where the gentleman climbs down and steps through the ropes. He motions for 1 of the ladies to roll out a large rug. He kneels and begins a prayer, after several seconds, he stands and removes his robe and headdress.
Chester: This is the first qualifying match in the 2010 SWAT St Valentines Day Massacre and it is set for 1 fall. Introducing first..he comes to us from Riyadh Saudi Arabia. He weighs in at 245 lbs. He is Shiek Abdullah Farrouk!!
crowd boos
Frank: I guess the price of Unleaded just shot up 30 cents. The Sheik has hit the ring, and he'd LOVE to make it to the Massacre Cage Match.
*LOUD* bear roar rings throughout the arena as the opening chords of Lynard Skynard's classic "Freebird" plays through the loudspeakers. A big tall man makes himself known to the crowd, crouching low near the entrance ramp with both fists touching the ground; before rising up to his full height shouting a thunderous bellow!
Chester:From Jacksonville, Florida! Standing in at 6' 2" and weighing THREE HUNDRED and TWENTY-EIGHT pounds.... He is known as the Flyin' Ursine, he is the one of a kind... AMERICAN FREEBEAR!
The American Freebear marches towards the ring, bringing up his huge hand as he walks or slapping a few fan's hands as he passes them by. STOMPS up the ring steps before removing his jeweled jacket and promises to the crowd that tonight... they shall see the Freebear fly!
Webber: The former Mid South Champion set to face The Sheik..formerly of the SWAT North East region. Both men lock up as the bell rings. Freebear with a thunderous right hand over the back of the neck. Takes the Sheik down to his knees. Freebear landing an elbow to the head, the Sheik in trouble here. Freebear lifts his man and sends him to the ropes, Backdrop takes the Arab up and over.
Frank: The Arab not getitng off to the start he'd have liked Im sure. Freebear misses an elbow drop here. Sheik with an eye rake that slows the big man. Kick to the ribs, Freebear down to his knees. Sheik with a legdrop across the back of the neck, Freebears down!! Sheik dropping another knee to the head. Sheik covers
Referee Ronald Campbell:
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Frank: Freebear powers out. Sheik with a boot to the back of the head, oklahoma roll..Sheik has the pin...
Referee Ronald Campbell:
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Webber: Freebear again escapes, Sheik not messing around here, hes going right after the former MS champ. Sheik lifting the big man for a piledriver..Freebear taken down hard on the top of his head..the Sheik may have him here!! Sheik grabbing the legs and dragging him to the corner, Sheik going outside the ring..wrapping the knee around the ringpost!! Freebear favoring the knee..Sheik taking the legs away from the big man.
Frank: Sheik quickly back inside the ring, grabbing the leg..spinning toe hold!! Freebear trying to reach the ropes, but Sheik not letting him make it. Referee Campbell asking if Freebear wants to give up..the Freebear refusing. Sheik dropping an elbow inside the thigh area, again going back to the toe hold.
Webber: The Sheik wrestling a very smart match, hes got the bigger man down and unable to use his awesome strength. Freebear finally reaching the ropes, but Sheik refuses to let him go..Referee Campbell trying to force the break...WOW!!
Freebear using his free leg to literally kick the Sheik off him and over the ropes to the floor!!
Frank: Sheik shouldve listened to Campbell...now hes got a pissed off Bear on his hands. I know hes able to handle those camels but a bear is another stretch of road. Freebear rolling out to the floor, hes limping on the leg, but able to go..lifts Sheik by the head and drives him into the security rail!! Sheik going over into the crowd!! Freebear grabbing him by the arms and DRAGGING him back to the ringside area. Freebear lifting the Arab onto his shoulders...Samoan drop on the floor. Freebear lifting the Sheik and rolls him into the ring..Sheiks in real trouble here.
Webber: Sheik may wanna look up Old Allah and see what he can do for him here..Freebear back inside the ring, Sheik to his knees...his hands up..hes pleading with Freebear to slow down.
Frank; That or he really IS gonna give Allah a call...WHOA!! Sheik catching Freebear as he looks away, low blow!! Freebear turned his attention away for just a second and the Sheik takes advantage. Freebear doubled over..Sheik lifting him for an inverted atomic drop..Sheik off the ropes..OHHHH!! Freebear with a Running Clothesline that nearly cuts the Arabian bad man in half!! Freebear going up to the top rope...Sheik aint moving...
Webber: Freebear with a Flying Freebear Moonsault...Connects!! Freebear hooks the leg..
Referee Ronald Campbell:
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Webber: Freebear wins it!! WOW!! Sheik really woke up a sleeping bear with that low blow!! Freebear advacnes to the Massacre Cage Main Event!!
Massacre Cage Match Mens Bracket
American Freebear
Massacre Cage Match Womens Bracket
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 12, 2019 1:31:26 GMT -5
The way I mate hits as a woman in beautiful dress on high heels,hair in bun comes off the ramp. Before enter the ring pins out the hair,high heels out,dress out no she wrestle barefooted in a top&kneehigh pants. She makes her way up the steps and through the ropes.
Chester: This event is the first of our Womens Bracket. The winner here will go on to the Massacre Cage match where the winner will be the NEW SWAT Womens World Champion!! Introducing first..she comes to us from Williston North-Dakota. She weighs in at 210 lbs. Representing SWAT...she is Stormy Weather!!
crowd cheers
Frank: When she came out..I thought she was gonna take our drink order..I wanted a Mai Thai.
Chester: Her opponent, already in the ring..she represents the EWF..she is Sarah Lovejoy!!
crowd cheers
Webber: Stormy Weather and Sarah Lovejoy..set to kick off the womens bracket here, not much infrmation about Ms Lovejoy, but Stormy Weather is a SWAT regular, Im sure she'd LOVE to go on to represent SWAT in the Womens Cage finals. Theres the bell..Referee John Scott says we're ready. Both women slow to tie up..Sarah shoving Stormy, Stormy responds with a shove of her own. They lock up as Stormy takes her over quickly with a side headlock. Sarah kicks her way free, as Stormy catches her with an Armwringer, Tomahawk chops take their toll, Sarah down to her knees, Stormy with a Spinning heel kick that catches the side of the head..Sarah down..Stormy drops the leg across the chest..cover..
Referee John Scott:
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Frank: Sarah kicks out. Stormy with a hairmare takedown, Sarah not exactly happy about having her hair pulled...Ahh the jokes I could make...Stormy with an arm drag, sends Sarah across the ring. Stormy landing a series of stiff Fore-arms to the body, follows with a Thrustkick, Sarah sent through he ropes to the floor.
Webber: Stormy out to the apron..Axehandle off the apron..catches Sarah across the shoulders. Sarah down on the floor, Stormy lifting her opponent and sending her hard to the ring apron..Sarah collapsing to the floor. Stormy rolls her back inside, then follows. Sarah fighting back here, pair of shits to the gut..Stormy
slowed somewhat. Sarah getting to her feet..headbutt backs Stormy to the corner, Sarah sends Stormy across the ring with an irish whip..Stormy hitting the far corner..Sarah charges with a splash..Stormy sidesteps her...Sarah stumbles out of the corner..Dark Cloud: small package cradle..cover...
Referee John Scott:
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Chester: Here is your winner....advancing to the Womens Massacre Cage Match...Stormy Weather!!!
Frank: THAT quick...Ms Lovejoy made a small mistake and now shes rowing on the river..headed home.
Massacre Cage Match Mens Bracket
American Freebear-SWAT
Massacre Cage Match Womens Bracket
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 12, 2019 1:31:46 GMT -5
[Meanwhile...]
[My Man Marduk climbs behind the wheel of his rather cramped minivan, slamming the door behind him. The SWAT Backyard heavyweight champion has the patience of a SAINT, but his adopted protégés are trying his last nerve. He looks at his watch... 7:30... the shows already started! If he doesnt hurry hell be late for his own match. Every member of the SWAT Backyard roster has somehow fit into the van, reminding more than one viewer of a clown car.]
Marduk the Magnificent <smile>: Everyone ready...
[Turning the key... the engine fires up...]
LEFT Tentacle: ...I have to go to the bathroom.
[...the engine dies. Marduks head slumps forwards... FUCK... is what you think hes thinking. ...But Marduks so nice, he doesnt even swear in his head.]
Marduk the Magnificent: Didnt you go ten min-----
[SLAM. Before Marduk can finish his question, LEFT Tentacle has darted out of the vehicle racing towards the bathroom. Nice sprint. The kids trying to hustle, but its going to take him twenty minutes to just take that costume off... riding shotgun in the Hardcore Hero.]
Hardcore Hero: ...Fighting Marty Donovan, huh?
Marduk the Magnificent <checking watch, in between looking at the house for Tentacles return>: Yes, I believe so...
Spud Boy <leaning forwards to join discussion>: Hes dreamy...
Marduk the Magnificent: Im not really familiar with him...
Hardcore Hero: Hes only won EVERY TITLE in HARDKORE... hes like their BIGGEST STAR. <cringe> I sure would like to get his autograph. <turning to Marduk> Do you think you could ask him for an autograph? Id ask him... but... it might destroy my image.
Marduk the Magnificent: ...Uh... sure, yeah, Ill try my best. So hes that good.
Jonathan Smith <far back>: Breathtaking!
Marduk the Magnificent: ...oh.
Registered Sex Offender Frank Wilkes: ...Not to be negative, but you dont stand a chance. ...None of SWAT does, really... Donovans in a league of his own. Its called Hardkore. I tried to get work there, but, you know... the whole sex offender thing.
Marduk the Magnificent: ...Right.
Audrey 2 <in unison>: ...You didnt actually think you stood a chance? Did you?
Marduk the Magnificent: ...well... I was going to give it my all...
Hardcore Hero: That could only piss him off... might hurt my autograph chances.
Jonathan Smith: ...Yeah, you were about the only guy standing in the way of Donovan and an assured Massacre win. I mean... you probably werent going to win the Massacre, but you were their best chance at taking out that Hardkore ringer. ...Not much of a chance.
[My Man Marduk looks ready to cry...]
Marduk the Magnificent: ...I dont want to let them down...
Spud boy (still not employed): Wouldnt be the first time.
[The car door swings open, as LEFT Tentacle climbs over a throng of bodies to reclaim his seat. The mood in the car is noticeably grim. ...Marduk seems slumped over the wheel. The Magnificent One was excited about this before, thought a Massacre win might help to get the Backyard roster jobs. Tentacle cant help wondering what happened...]
LEFT Tentacle: ...Whats going on?
Marduk the Magnificent: Everyone was just telling my how amazing Marty Donovan is...
LEFT Tentacle: The Hardkore America champion? Yeah... hes AMAZING! I didnt know you were wrestling him; Id have been ready AGES AGO. Thatll be SOME FIGHT... hes got moves... I dont even KNOW how he does moves. Have you seen him? Hes fantastic! Sure fire winner...
[Everything seems so dark...]
LEFT Tentacle: ...if he bothers to show up.
[...]
Marduk the Magnificent <confused>: ...what?
Hardcore Hero: Oh, he phones in a lot of his matches... more pay checks than entertaining people. He's notorious that way... so great.
[Eyes narrowing, Marduk steps on the gas... with so many people in the van, many dont have seatbelts. As we race down the street, bodies are thrown everywhere... begging the question...]
Spud Boy: ...what are you doing...
Marduk the Magnificent <eyes narrow>: ...Bringing it.
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 12, 2019 1:32:24 GMT -5
Q: How does one become the SWAT Valentines champion? A: You start early. [Like in the promo thread? ...Earlier than that. Allow me to paint a picture, actually SCREW THAT, our scene opens on a picture. Of small children in a grade school, handing out Valentines cards to one another, no doubt on the holiday of the same name. One little boy sits in the corner by himself. How sad. He gave valentines to EVERYONE, just to make sure no one was left out... unfortunately no one else thought to do the same. Careless. Now the child sits by himself, having not received a single card, near tears, and inconsolable. If youre thinking: THAT kid is going to use this humiliating incident, to rise to the occasion and one day WIN the SWAT St. Valentines Day Massacre Cup... then youre sadly mistaken. That kid is you. You are a loser. No, we pan across happy children to the most popular kid in school. Hed grow up to become Henry. He is a winner. You hate him, but you cant stop him.] [Yeah, Handsome Henry Auster has spent a lifetime breaking peoples hearts...] HENRY - Portrait of a Serial Thriller Part The First "OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!" "He's REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "SIGN MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "I... I NEED to suck your..." "DICK, I just want an autograph!" [In the backstage of the arena, by the loading docks, a loud raucous can be heard outside. Rubbing his temple, GWA road manager Jake Harris turns towards the dock, walking towards the disturbance. Diving through the door is "Handsome" Henry Auster (MASSIVE POP) to the delight of every prepubescent girl in the arena, and hatred of every man whose now question their own sexuality. Behind Henry come a few dozen hands all trying to tear off a piece of him for a souvenir. This looks bad. Fortunately, Henry is able to keep most of them at bay with. ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! A RAKE! The former SWAT Backyard wrestler [rake], who also happens to be an inanimate object, is held masterfully by the Beautiful One who happily SWATS back the gaggle of girls. Yes - he's literally beating them off with a rake. You only wish hot women chased after you, but seeing Henry wield it, you kind of want to own a rake as well...] HENRY: GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF ME!!! BACK. BACK I SAY! I'm too much MAN for any of you.
Jake Harris: ...So... when you decided to represent the GWA at this SWAT event... some people werent sure youd be the best representative... the man to both ENCOURAGE interactions between the GWA and SWAT, as well as encourage SWAT stars to join our organization. I told them... no... Henry would be great... look at that face. Hes the prettiest poster boy in the world... you couldnt BUY a better rep. ...That said... I hope you have a DAMNED good reason for being late.
HENRY: On my way into the arena I was stopped by a few hundred fans clamouring for my autograph. I tried to get by them, but they were very persistent, and I thought it might hurt the business if I started kicking them.
Jake Harris <nods>: That explains why youre late to the arena... but... but why didnt you record any interviews, any promos, for the event going into it? Seems like a perfectly good opportunity wasted...
HENRY <snort>: HAHAHAHAHAHA............PLEASE... when you look like <pointing> THIS... you dont have to TRY. Theyre going to HAND this too me...
Jake Harris: ...wha...wait... why?
[The epitome of excellence stops dead in his tracks...]
HENRY: ...Because they owe me.
[Grabbing a wall for support, while he sucks in air, Jake Harris cant help but scowl. Rather than entering this super card to advertise his home federation, or prove himself a better man, Henry is set on revenge. No good can come of this... FUCK... Jake Harris bets HELL be blamed for it.]
Jake Harris <winded>: ...wh...w...WHAT could they possible OWE YOU?
HENRY: ...Valentines Day Massacre... a lot of guys are gunning for the big win. ...But only ONE of us has a history breaking hearts. Only one of us deserves it. I use people... I throw them out... like garbage. ...Despite being the most qualified man to win this massacre, Im also OWED this win. <scowl> SWAT Midwest... remember that region? I do. For the entirety of its existence, _I_ was the ONLY reason to watch it. I busted my ASS to help that region get off the ground... and _I_ was well on my way to becoming their heavyweight champion. ...But before I got my chance to BASK in championship light, the higher powers at SWAT pulled the plug on it. ROBBED ME of my moment...
...I should be the SWAT Midwest champion... should have been ALL ALONG... so for that... not for the GWA... not for SWAT... for being ROBBED... Im going to WIN the St. Valentine Days Massacre. It should be won by a pretty, popular character anyway...
...After I win the Massacre... they might try to snag me... tie me into a contract. Offer me a title shot, a main event, capitalize on their success...
Jake Harris: We could promote a GWA meets SWAT super show!
HENRY <broad smile>: We could do just that... <smile fades> but we wont. This is it for me. I break hearts. I burn bridges. I salt the FUCKING earth. There is no going back... when Im finished with SWAT... when I win the massacre... I leave them with NOTHING. The best thing that could happen to SWAT is me losing... Unfortunately, Im Handsome by god HENRY... I cant LOSE.
[Ugh... fearing for his job, Jake Harris pulls out a bottle of Pepto-Bismol... chugging it.]
HENRY: ...When Midwest closed... they offered me work with the newly formed SWAT Texas... I could have joined. I could have saved them. I could have built them up the way I _MADE_ SWAT Midwest... but for what? For them to pull funding before yet ANOTHER title win? Im the heartbreaker here. Im the one who treats others like DIRT... and right now, Im looking to salt it.
[...Drinking that pepto just gave Henry more time to talk... as his motivations become clear, Harris realizes there is no WAY the GWA wont fire him.]
HENRY: ...This federation might be out of business in a week, but Ill still be marked down as champion... isnt that whats its all about? Another broken heart... its going to be a HELL of a massacre...
[Harris chokes on his drink, coughing up the foul, pink substance...]
Jake Harris <hack>: COME ON!
HENRY: ...With regions opening and closing... it becomes hard to follow all the action of SWAT... see all the threads... put together a cohesive narrative. What is the story of SWAT? A story of survival... a story of facing adversity? A story of a proud champion, in Frostbite, carrying Midsouth to greener pastures... or of Trey Poole cheating all comers? No. ...If you actually follow all the shows... there is ONE story... and it comes to ahead TONIGHT...
...The story of a man... an unbelievably GORGEOUS man who entered a newly formed region to help a friend. The region left a sour taste in his mouth, so he moved to another... it didnt work out. What was the high light of the Rick Owen memorial? My AMAZING announcing... I took a match that ran the course of the show, and was the ONLY ENTERTAINING thing attached to it... did I get an offer of employment? Oh Henry, your voice is as lovely as your body; you should be a famous pop singer, but until that happens can you call our cards? ...I received no calls. ...So the star became bitter... the star became better... he joined a rival federation... and came back, not seeking glory... but revenge.
SWAT... I am your DESTROYER.
I might not be the last nail in the coffin...
<smirk> ...But I AM the hammer.
At the massacre, your organization, will be ONE MORE HEART... in pieces at my feet.
[Another slogan worthy of a T-shirt. you want to buy it almost as much as you want that RAKE. Throwing his long, bleach blond hair through the air, Henry turns to leave. If this was a cartoon, steam would shoot out of Jake Harris' ears. It isn't, but the steam is almost there. Life could not get any worse for Jake Harris...]
#SMASH#
[Spinning around, the GWA road agent is terrified to find a stampede of Henry's fans racing down the corridor looking for autographs. If this was a cartoon, Harris would be trampled to death worse than Simba's dad in the Lion King...it isn't, but Jake still runs.]
Q: How do you win, SWATs Valentines Massacre?
A: ...Youre Handsome Henry.
[End of part 1. Stay tuned for Part 2, in which Henry pretends he has more to say on the subject, like hed planned it in advance... even though he probably just said it to curry favour with judges. Oh yeah.] |
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 12, 2019 1:33:05 GMT -5
[Fresh from his match against the Shiek, SWAT cameras find the American Freebear striding along the backstage area, towel wrapped around his colossal neck.]
Freebear: What'd I tell you? American Freebear, number 1 in the Mid-South, making camel soup out of ALLLLLL his challengers!
[Raising a finger, Freebear stands obviously proud of his victory. Battles finished (for now), the Flyin' Ursine now finds the time to respond to the various comments and critiques levied upon him by other wrestlers.]
Freebear: Dragon Belt, you jealous bastard, you're just sore that you can't defeat your opponents with the same amazing grace that I have! Sure, my match with the Shiek won't compare to my wars against Frostbite or even those against Eric Herrerra, but when I take to the skies, there's NOTHING, I mean NOTHING that is left standing!
[Freebear ROARS, still feeling the excitement from his wrestling match!]
Freebear: THAT FELT GOOD! Ya see Dragon Belt, you can say whatever you want about any one match, but the fact remains that I'm the Mid-South's only two-times Heavyweight champion! I got that honor from defeating everyone in my way, using the same maneuvers I used to defeat the Shiek just now! Some matches look easy, some matches look hard, but everyone falls when the American Freebear takes flight, for this bear you cannot change!!!
"LOOK OUT!!!!!"
[The yell comes from off-screen as the American Freebear get's suddenly ambushed from behind, cameras unable to catch a glimpse of the perpetrator! Freebear swings back but misses, his attacker getting under him and slams the 338 pounder into the wall! Kicking the big man down, the man turns towards the camera: IT'S THE "GODFATHER" JAKE STONE! He picks up the mic.]
Stone: That was much too easy, & here I thought that someone of the Freebear's illustrious reputation would pose something of a challenge. Look at him...just look at him! This is exactly what I've been telling you people about. Here lies a former Mid-South Champion, not to mention his other accomplishments, & just like anyone else, he got dropped like a ton of bricks! You see, people; reputation means nothing, legend means nothing. Its all about timing & opportunity.
I told you all I would be here at the Massacre scouting out my competition, but I saw opportunity & decided to take it...
[Freebear stirs & Jake drives a couple of boots into his head to keep him down.]
Stone: This is a message to this worn out piece of trash & to all the so-called "legends" here in S.W.A.T. I am here & I am the engine of change. The stagnation of this promotion has come to an end & the Freebear is just the first casualty of the purge! If you cannot compete, you will be run down...by any means necessary!
[Jake looks down & sees Freebear stirring again. He drops the mike & picks him up by the hair & drops him with The Hit (Diamond Cutter) on to the concrete floor. Jake picks up the mike again]
Stone: S.W.A.T is my turf now. This is serving notice!
[Stone tosses the mike down & stomps the inert ursine one last time before exiting, stage left.]
The Donna's Bitchin' hits as Angel makes her way down the aisle, she looks casually around at the crowd before walking up the steps and stepping through the ropes, waiting for her opponent
Frank: My ex-wife had a pair of leather shorts like those.
Webber: Shut it..we're live ya know!!
Chester: This next match is a Massacre Qualifying match. The winner will go on to the Steel Cage Main Event and compete for the SWAT Womens World title!! Introducing first, she comes to us from Tampa Bay, Florida. She weighs in at 145 lbs. Representing the PCW...she is Angel!!!
Crowd boos
"I'm a Survivor" hits as Combat explosions are heard and pyrotechnics explode as Jade enters ringside entrance. She stops turns and starts marching to ringside with an intense all business glare on her face. She gets into the ring and glares at her opponent as she slowly removes her combat gear and jacket never taking her eyes off her. She simply snaps to attention when introduced before raising her arm.
Chester: Her opponent..she comes to us from Bangkok, Thailand. She is accompanied by her manager Saketeem Po. Representing SWAT...she is Jade!!
Webber: Jade and Angel from PCW set to lock up here. A little history between these 2. Should be a good match. Referee Ray Brown calls for the bell and we're off. Both women coming to the center of the ring, Jade saying something to Angel, I cant read lips but Im sure she isnt saying Welcome to SWAT.
Angel fires a right hand that connects on the jaw, Jade fires back and we're off!!
Both women standing toe to toe..neither giving an inch as they slug it out!!
Jade with a kick to the chest, staggers Angel, Jade sends Angel to the ropes, Angel ducks a clothesline, Angel going for a superkick, Jade blocks it and goes for a karate thrust, Angel knocking her hand away.
Frank: Both women have done their homework here, neither able to get a clear advantage. Jade caught in a side headlock, just away from the ropes, she cant force a break that way. Angel really tightening the grip, Jade down to one knee.
Angel pulling Jade, forcing her off her knees and down to the mat, Jade grabbing the hair, trying to break the hold, but Angel hanging on.
Webber: Jade turning Angel over on her back, almost pinning the shoulders, as Angel quickly shifts the other way and avoids the pin. Angel quickly standing and dropping a knee across the lower back. Followed by an elbow drop to the back of the head. Angel lifting Jade by her hair, scoop slam puts Jade down hard. Angel off the ropes, leg drop misses as Jade rolls away, Angel landing hard. Jade rolling to the side, lands a kick to the ribs, while still on HER back..Jade avoided a legdrop that knocks the wind out of Angel.
Frank: Jade getting to her feet, landing those Muy Thai punches to the lower back & kidneys, Angel finding herself on the defensive here, Jade using those Claw strikes to her advantage, Angel trying to cover up, but Jade making full contact with those strikes. Angel down to her knees, Jade moving behind her, those strikes to the kidneys really taking their toll!! Angel falls against the ropes, Jade pulling her back by the head, Angel sent to the ropes, Angel leapfrogs a backdrop attempt and rebounds with a thez press...cover...
Referee Ray Brown:
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Webber: Jade kicking out at 2, Angel with a superkick that fnds the side of Jades head..Jade sent to the floor outside!! Jade caught a superkick to the head and she fell out to the floor. Angel right out after here, Angel lifting Jade to her feet and sends her hard to the rail..the sound of flesh and fence smacking!!
Frank: Reminds me of my junior prom..
Webber: Would you please!!! Jade in a bad way here, Angel with a ddt out on the floor!! Jade may be out here, Angel rolling Jade over, choking her with the boot..Referee Brown trying to get both ladies back inside the ring. Angel rolls Jade inside and climbs on the apron, Jade still on her back in the corner as Angel climbs to the top rope..Jade turning over on her stomach as Angel leaps..450 Splash!!
Frank: Angel with a beautiful 450 Splash..problem is..Jade was on her stomach and Angel didnt manage to cover..Angel a little slow to get up, maybe landing knocked the wind out of her. Angel rolling Jade on her back, straddling her chest..Angel fires away at Jades face and head..Jade using her legs to hook the arms and pushes Angel on her back...Jade on top here, fires away at Angels face, Angel unable to cover up, her arms are pinned down by Jades knees. Jade really laying the shots in..Angel squirming, trying to get free, but Jades hard shots starting to take a toll here, Angel slowing down, not nearly as much resistance now, Jade may be slowly taking the fight out of her here..Jade stands and drives the boot into Angels chest..Angel hardly moving here..Jade with a crazed look in her eye!!
Webber: Jades in another dimension here..Angel barely moving here as Jade drags her by the legs over to the corner..Jade pulls her by the arms up into a sitting position, Angel with a dazed look on her face, Jade placing her arms above her head behind the turnbuckle..Jade trying restrain Angel..Jades got some kind of tape..its white medical tape..Jades wrapping it around the wrists of Angel, Angels about to be in REAL trouble!! Angel trying to get free, Jade drops a knee into the stomach, Angel still fighting to get free here, Jade cant hold her still long enough to wrap her wrists up..if Jade gets Angels wrists taped around the turnbuckle, Angels in for a LONG night here!!
Frank: Angel wrapping her legs around Jade..squeezing her..trying to slow this maniac down..Jade laying the fists in..Angel squeezing Jade with all her energy, Jades trying to get herself free, but Angel hangs on..Jades punches seem to be losing some steam, Angel is doing everything she can to..possibly.. save her career if not her life!! Jade is trying to force Angels legs from around her, but Angel has her in a death grip..Jade almost out of gas here..Angel with a sadistic smile..Jades fading here!! Angel taking the wind out of Jades sails.
Webber: Angel releasing the grip..Jade slumps over in a heap..Angel managed to avoid being tied in the corner, and now she crawls away, Angel looking almost as exhausted as Jade, neither woman able to capitalize..wait..Jades removing her belt here, Angel in a sitting position, Jades on her side, facing the opposite way..Angel cant see Jades face, Jade has removed that belt she wears, Angel gets to her feet and makes her way over, lifts Jade..WOW!! Jade just cracked Angel right in the face with that belt..the buckle being used as a weapon, that belt was wrapped around her fist. Angel caught it square in the mouth!!
Frank: Jade falls to her knees..she wraps the belt around Angels neck..choking her with it!! Angel trying to get to the ropes, Jade dragging her back away from the ropes, Angels gotta get free or Jade will choke her until she passes out!! The referee trying to get Jade to release the choke. Finally she lets go, Angel gasping for breath, Jade closes back in, lifts Angel, Angel with a stiff uppercut that staggers Jade!! Angel with another jab, rights and lefts, Jades backing off, Angel off the ropes, clothlesline takes Jade down!!
Webber: Jades down after a series if shots from Angel..Angel lifting Jade to her feet, whips her to the ropes, Jade hangs on, Angel misses a dropkick, Jade drops a hard elbow to the chest..cover..
Referee Ray Brown:
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Webber: Angel manages to escape, Jade poised here, Angel gets to her feet and walks right into a vicious kick from Jade, Jade quickly up on the middle turnbuckle, Jade comes off and connects with a Savat kick to the chest of Angel..Angel goes down as Jade again goes to the apron, climbing to the top this time, Jade on the top rope, Angel climbing up to meet Jade here, both women on the top rope, Angel knocks Jades feet from under her, Jade straddling the top turnbuckle, Angel brings Jade down with a bulldog from the second rope, Jade actually came off the top rope..Angel rolling the female commando over..
Referee Ray Brown:
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Frank: Jade gets a foot on the ropes!! Angel gets to her feet, she thinks shes won..referee Brown tells her she didnt get the pin, Angel rolled up in a small package..
Referee Ray Brown:
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Webber: Angel escapes again, Jade nearly stole the win..Angel rolls out to the floor again, grabs Jades legs and trips her up..Angel drags Jade out to the floor, Jade meets her with a pair of Muy Thai palm strikes to the face, another to the chest..Angel has the breath knocked out of her. Angel wrapping her arms around Jade, a bearhug type hold, Jade lands a pair of headbutts to break the hold, Angel staggers back..Jade with an Over the head belly to belly suplex that sends Angel across the floor!!
Frank: And it aint over YET!! Jade going under the ring..shes got a table..Jades gonna bring out the furniture!! She sets the table up as Angel nails her from behind..grabs the arm and looks to be going for that crossface chicken wing that she calls.. A farewell to Arms, Jade reverses it, Jade hooks Angel and takes her over with the Thai Plex..Angel lands on the top of the table, Jade drgas her off onto the floor..Jade laying the boots in as Angel waistlocks her and takes her down!!
Webber: Jade rolling Angel over on her stomach, drives her head into the floor, Angel stunned for a minute, Jade rolls her back inside the ring, and follows, Angel quickly cuts Jade off as she returns. Angel catching Jade with the Winner Take Nothing front face DDT..Jade hangs on to the ropes and Angel hits the mat hard..Jade quickly rebounds off the ropes and goes for a legdrop..Angel rolls away, Jade crashes hard. Angel quickly lifts Jade into a front facelock, Angels signalling..She lifts Jade for the ..her For Whom the Bell Tolls powerbomb
finisher..Jade shifts her weight, Angel unable to hold her and falls back..cover..
Referee Ray Brown:
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Frank: Sonofabitch!! I thought Jade had her..Angel will not go down..this is nuts!!
Jade brings her to her feet, Jade misses a wild swing, Angel grabs her head and drops straight down with a jawbreaker..Jade goes down like a shot!! Angel rolls to the outside, shes looking for something, Angels reaching under the ring..shes got a table...and she has BAD intentions!!
Webber: Jade starting to stir a might, shes still a little dazed from that jawbreaker..she stands..whoa..Jades wobbly here..Angel slides the table in..Jade with a boot to the head of Angel..Angel fires a right to the sternum, Jade backed up..Angel takes her over with a snap suplex..Angel back to her feet, she sets the table up..Jade gets to her feet and lays a vicious claw strike to the chest as Angel turns around..Angel down hard. Jade goes to the outside and climbs up...shes up top...Angel up on the 2nd turnbuckle to meet her..Jade and Angel trading punches..
Angel with a headbutt to the face..she hooks Jades head..DDT...NO!! Jade hooks the top rope with her leg, Angel goes right through the table!!
Frank: Angel unable to hang on..she looked to be going for a version of her Winner Take Nothing , but couldnt hit it..Jade quickly down..grabs the arm..Anaconda Clutch!! Jade with her Anaconda Clutch..Angel trying to reach the ropes, but she cant..Angels fighting it!! She cant reach the ropes...Referee Brown asking if shes ready to quit...Angel FIGHTING to grab the ropes..Thats it! Angel shakes her head!!
Webber: Did Angel give up?? The ref calls for the bell!!
Chester: Here is your winner..advancing to the Womens Bracket of the Massacre Cage Match...Jade!!
Frank:Angel and Jade had a HELL of a fight!! Angel gave Jade more than she needed, and according to the ref, Angel conceded!! Jade emerges and goes on to get her shot to become the SWAT Womens World champion!!
Massacre Cage Match Mens Bracket
American Freebear-SWAT
Massacre Cage Match Womens Bracket
Stormy Weather-SWAT
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 12, 2019 1:33:29 GMT -5
"Dope Boys" hits as Terrell "The Truth" Taylor makes his way down the aisle. He recieves a pretty neutral greeting, although a small group of fans starts a 'Truth' chant as he makes his way into the ring.
Chester: This next match is set for 1 fall and is a qualifying match in which the winner will advance to the mens bracket of the St Valentines Day Massacre Cage match!! introducing first...he comes to us from Compton, California. He weighs in at 225lbs.
He represents the PCW..he is Terrell "The Truth" Taylor!!!
Webber: PCW being represented by 1 of its premier stars in the Truth.
Chester: His opponent, already in the ring..he represents the GWA..he is "Handsome" Henry Auster!!
Frank: The Truth..boy THATS original!! Youd think those folks that run the PCW would at LEAST try to help him come up with a more clever nick name..I bet he dont even MAKE it to the finals...THATS the truth!!
Webber: Referee Jay Greer calls the bell as Frank make shis next wager..both men shake hands as they meet in the center of the ring. Taylor has a very diverse arsenal of moves from what my research tells me.
Frank: How do you KNOW this stuff?? Dont you date or anything?
Webber: I do my homework..nice arm drag by Auster, Taylor caught off guard there, Taylor backs Auster into the corner and staggers Auster with a Forearm uppercut. Auster shaking the cobwebs loose as Taylor sends him across the ring, Auster leapfrogs a backdrop and rebounds, Taylor stands up and catches Auster coming off the ropes...Autser caught as he tries a cross body...Taylor hoisting Auster onto his shoulders..raw power there..Samoan Drop takes him down.
Frank: Auster came up short on that one..Taylor with a distinct strength advantage.
Auster with a rake of the eyes, Taylor slowed here. Auster with a kick tot he gut, Auster takes Taylor over with an inside suplex. Taylor hits the mat hard..cover..
Referee Jay Greer:
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Webber: Taylor kicks out of the attempted pin. Auster right back on the attack, stomps to the back of the head, Taylor in some trouble here, Auster firing those rights to the head, Taylor catching a couple on the side of the head..Auster off the ropes..UH OH..Taylor catching him in a bearhug like hold..Belly to belly overhead suplex!! Auster bouncing off the mat.
Frank: Henry a slight step behind there as Taylor beats him to the punch, Auster gets up and is taking right back down with a Power clothesline!! Auster rocked there!! Taylor scoops his man up and slams him hard on the mat..Taylor going up on the middle turnbuckle..Leg drop hits the mark...cover..
Referee Jay Greer:
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Webber: This time its Auster who escapes from the pin. Taylor up first and delivers a Double stomp, followed by a Standing elbow drop...cover again..
Referee Jay Greer:
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Frank: Auster not ready to go down yet..Taylor poised, catches him with a nice Standing dropkick, sends Auster to the outside, out on the floor. Taylor follows his man out, Auster waiting on him, stiff uppercut here, Taylor stunned somewhat, Auster whips him to the rail..Taylor reverses it..Auster hits the rail..stumbles forward...Taylor takes him down with a Spinebuster!! Taylor grabs his man and rolls him under the ropes, Auster in a bad way here..Taylor lifts his man again..
Backbreaker across the knee..Auster really favoring the back now. Taylor over to the corner..hes waiting for Auster to get to his feet..Taylor charges with a spear..Auster sidesteps and Taylor goes right into the corner..Auster with his back turned, he thinks Taylor struck the turnbuckle..Taylor was able to stop in time.
Webber: Auster Doing some showing off..Auster turns around walks right into the Remedy as Taylor calls it..
Referee Jay Greer:
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Chester: Here is your winner...advancing to the Masacre Cage Match finals...Terrell "The Truth" Taylor!!!
Webber: Handsome Henry gave a great effort and fought a good fight, but The Truth was just a tad better on this occasion!! Lets see the updated Standings for later now as Taylor advances..
Massacre Cage Match Mens Bracket
American Freebear-SWAT
Terrell "The Truth" Taylor-PCW
Massacre Cage Match Womens Bracket
Stormy Weather-SWAT
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 12, 2019 1:33:48 GMT -5
The scene opens with "The Godfather" Jake Stone leaning calmly against a wall in the concession area. He sips calmly at a bottle of water & watches the action in the ring on a video screen.
Jake:I wonder if Freebear has regained consciousness yet? I hope he doesn't have a concussion of anything; that would suck! They told me bears had thick, nearly impregnable skulls surrounding a minuscule little brain, so I figured rattling it wouldn't do all that much damage. Maybe I should send flowers...no,no, no....candy! Bears like sweets after all! Ever see on shove its face in a hornet's nest to get a little taste of honey? Kind of stupid, if you ask me, but then again, I'm not a bear, so who am I to judge...
Jake continues to watch the matches. A couple of spectators glance at him & move on. The hawker at the stand next to Jake strolls over.
Hawker:Pretty good match, ey buddy? That "Truth" Taylor's something else...
Jake:He's not bad. Some good fundamentals, but lacking in execution; that match shouldn't have lasted nearly that long...
Hawker:I guess not, but you know who I really like, it's that American Freebear. Whooooo! I never thought I'd see a guy that size be able to fly like that...
Jake:Ever see the Hindenburg...
Jake:You can say what you want, but he destroyed the Shiek. I don't think that Ay-rab knew what hit him.
Jake:You're right there; kind of hard for a Volkswagen to play chicken with a freight train. Freebear isn't all that though; you saw what happened to him in the locker room.
Hawker:That's only because that kid got the drop on him. That would have never happened in a real match. Freebear would turn that Jake Stone punk into a skid mark. Who the hell does he think he is; Stone's not even on the card & he comes in here & hurts Freebear's chances for winning the Massacre. Not that it will matter, 'cuz Freebear's great & a little bearing never stopped him before.
Jake turns & faces the hawker for the first time. The man turns about three shades of white & takes an involuntary step back.
Jake:I beg to differ with your assessment.
Hawker:Whoa, buddy, I don't want any problems. Can't a guy express his opinion...
Jake:Do you honestly think I would waste my time beating you down & destroying your little stand here. What would it accomplish; what would it prove? The fact that I could do it is unarguable, so honestly, what would be the point?
Hawker:I just thought...
Jake:Exactly...you made an assumption. Just because Freebear found his way on my hit list does not make the Godfather a no account thug who wastes his time with inferiors. What I did to Freebear was calculated & premeditated. I'm here to make a name for myself & what's the first rule in the joint or on the streets: find the biggest mook in the yard & take him down as hard as you can. That's all you are to me, Freebear; my foot in the door, & let me tell you, you make a pretty impressive doorstop.
Jake reaches into his pocket & pulls out a hundred. He hands it to the hawker.
Jake:Thanks for the water & the conversation. If you see Freebear, tell him I'll be waiting for him.
Jake walks off leaving the bemused hawker standing there scratching his head with the hundred still grasped in his hand.
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 12, 2019 1:34:37 GMT -5
[We find the American Freebear back inside his locker room, being looked over by trainers, reporters and various medical staff after being attacked by the "Godfather" Jake Stone. In fact, we have trouble actually finding the man-bear amidst the entourage surrounding him!]
[Also, they have to wrap the gauze around his head, but his thick head of hair just keeps sproinging the tape away. They try to wrap the tape underneath the hair, but there's just more hair underneath the hair. It's like... totally freakin' mindbogglin!]
[Anywho, the American Freebear is in bad shape which is why it's taken this long for him to get back on TV. But all these people crowding the Freebear's locker room are making him antsy! Giving him the jitters! The Freebear must fly free, free from all those men bunching him up! So despite the pain, he stirs, he wakes up and grabs a microphone and screams-]
"GROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW-DFADDA!!!!!!"
[The man-beast steps up, madness in his eyes, spittle dripping off his beard! The cameras are tussled about as big hairy paws shove reporters not so delicately away and a face in the grip of frenzy suddenly appears on your TV screen. His voice is a mixture of rage and primal anger, an unearthly bellow that echos along the hallways of the Louisiana Arena!]
"I - AM - MAKING IT MY MISSION, MY PURPOSE, TO BURY YOU INSIDE THAT RING TONIGHT!!!! Underneath a tombstone made of fur, this Ursine Undertaker will leave you underneath 338 pound of pure Southern destruction once I get to bring the madness inside the cage! Make it to the cage! I dare you to make it to the cage and face me! AH'MA GONNA SQUASH YA, BOY!!!!"
[Of course, the big bad American Freebear doesn't seem like he wants to wait. He's prowling down the hallways, calling out the "Godfather" himself as he bursts through random doors, generally scaring the living bejeezus out of everyone at hand. SWAT cameras are at hand, following the Freebear with every step. Meanwhile, the big lug keeps on shouting in his microphone.]
"Where are you, Jake? You wanna fight, you fight me now, cuz I'm not a hard man to find! I'm not a hard bear to find! I'm not hard to find period! I do not relish the prospect of having my head damaged through the expedient of backward-incoming surreptitious assaults (or any other ventures, to be quite honest) and would wish to further expand my position on the subject matter with you personally! RIP YOUR FACE OUT AND EAT IT, SHIT IT DOWN YOUR NECK AND SET IT ON FIRE! FEEL THE FURY, SHOW YOU THE CARNAGE, ALSO: BREAK YOUR EFFIN' SPINE!!!"
[The American Freebear suddenly notices the cameras trailing behind him and turns around, causing everybody to take a step back or two. A snarl chills the bones. He takes a step, then another... He stands in front of the small etourage of reporters assembled. The shouts cease and the giant slows his speech down momentarily so as make himself well heard by the audience.]
"Maybe... This is my fault. Maybe I didn't introduce myself well enough. You see, of all the contestants that Jake Stone saw on the roster, he mistakenly thought that *I*, the American Freebear, made the best victim. Oh, Jake... I have no words for you. You are wrong forever. The American Freebear RULES the Mid-South area! Even without the title, the fans still look up to the Freebear as the most glorious wrestler there is!"
"And now you've made him mad..."
"Angry too. Did I say that before? About you not liking me when I'm angry?"
"Listen and learn just what everybody here in SWAT already knows: that the American Freebear is the only bear that flies!!! Freebear's don't just maul you, son; they outright jump out from above and splatter your guts all over the ring! We've got both the fight and flight reflexes workin' for us, and that spells a lot of pain for you! So maybe I'm not gonna find you yet, butt I sincerely doubt you'll sneak attack me twice in one night."
[Though that would be funny.]
"But the night is still young, Jake Stone. And I'm pretty darn sure I can meet you again. And boy howdy what would that mean in terms of SHEER INCREDIBLE SLAUGHTER COMING YOUR WAY??? And if that weren't such a shame already, well didn't you know? This bear, you cannot change, Lord knows I can't change!!!!"
[He goes through a final door, the cameras too afraid to follow.]
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 12, 2019 1:34:59 GMT -5
The One hits as The crowd can see a Purple Clock in the titantron counting down as the opening chorus of "The One" by Slaughterhouse starts to play. Once the clock and the female singer says "three... two... one", the crowd can hear a woman yells out, "GET READY FOR THE IMPACT...YOU AINT READY FOR THIS! Two purple pyros comes out of nowhere and the crowd can now see Gabriel Michaels looking up the sky. Gabriel does the sign of the cross and smirks at the crowd, before strutting her way to the arena. She then slides to the ring and dirt of her shoulders, as if the presence of the ring is making her filthy. She flicks her hair to the referee and smirks, while waiting for the match to start.
Chester: This event is set for 1 fall and it is a qualifying match in which the winner will advance to the Womens Bracket of the SWAT St Valentines Day Massacre, where the winner there will be the NEW SWAT Womens World Heavyweight champion!!
Introducing first..she comes to us from Brampton, Ontario, Canada. She weighs in at 135 pounds. She is a former Womens Heavyweight Champion..representing XWE..she is "First Lady of Full Metal" she is "The New Impact" she is Gabby Michaels!!
Frank: DAMN!! Look at this chick Webber!! Is she hot or what?
Webber: Take a drink of water Frank..shed kill you before you got 'Hello' out...focus!!
Run Like Hell hits as Blue, purple, and pink lights hit the dim arena when "Rum Like Hell" begins to play. Summer comes out from behind the curtain and heads straight for the ring, ignoring the fans.
Chester: Her opponent, she comes to us from Pittsburgh Pa..she weighs in at 130 lbs. Representing the PCW..she is Summer Sammartino!!
Frank: PCW just sent 1 to the main event of the mens bracket..lets see if they can make it back to back. Nice little daisy dukes she has on, but that aint gonna get her to the big dance.
Webber: Referee Joel Jacobs calls for the bell and we're off...Summer not as anxious to tie up as Gabby is...Gabby moving around, looking for an opening, Summer taking a more deliberate approach here..they lock up, Summer with a wrist lock, twists it again, forces Gabby down to 1 knee. Summer wrenching the wrist, Gabby able to make it to th ropes, ref calls for a break, Summer releases and follows with a slap to the back of Gabbys head...WHOA!! Gabby returns the favor with a blatant Bitch slap!! Gabby lets Summer know right away she wont be pushed around.
Frank: Summer holding the side of her face..shes stunned. The two women lock up again, Summer sends Gabby to the ropes, goes for a backdrop,Gabby turns and does a backflip..Summer stands and walks right into a series of Multiple kicks and punches and then the jumping heel kick!! Thats called the Lady's Combos..Ive seen this chick in action over at XWE...shes cool!!
Webber: Youre just out to get in her pants, forget it man..Packer doesnt allow mingling of the talent. Besides..youre too old for her.
Frank: Oh but you can check out a chick who talks to and kisses tombstones??
Anyhow...Summer not at all happy with the way things have progressed thus far..Gabby stopped with a thumb to the eye..Summer kicks her in the gut, lifts her for a suplex, but Gabby slides down the back and takes Summer down with a Reverse DDT..cover..
Referee Joel Jacobs:
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Webber: Summer kicks out, Gabby gets up and walks right into another kick followed by a Forearm Uppercut that staggers the somewhat smaller female. Summer quickly hits the ropes and follows up with a reverse bulldog that takes Gabby down. Summer finally able to slow down her faster opponent here. Summer with a boot to the back of the head, she stomps the knees of Gabby, lifts her to her feet and sends her to the corner, Gabby reverses and Summer quickly leaps to the 2nd turnbuckle,springboard back elbow smash hits the mark and Gabby goes down, Summer covers..
Referee Joel Jacobs:
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Frank: Gabby out at 2..Summer somewhat upset that Gabby didnt stay down there, she brings Gabby to her feet, Gabby scores with a pair of chops, Summer backs away as Gabby stays on her. Summer blocks a punch and connects with a pair of her own, Gabby ducks another swing and quickly goes behind Summer, German Suplex takes Summer up and over, through the ropes to the floor!! Summer taking a bad spill out on the floor...Gabby follows her to the floor..Gabby smells blood here as she takes the fight to Summer. Summer sent to the rail hard, she falls to her knees as her arms hold her up against the rail. Gabby charges and leaps, takes Summer over with a monkey flip.
Webber: Summer landing right on the small of her back, as the crowd reacts to the sound of her body smacking the cement floor. Gabby climbs on the apron and waits for Summer to stand..Showoff from the apron takes Summer down again. Summer really off her game here as Gabby seems to have her number. Gabby waits for her opponent to stand. Summer slowly gets to her feet, Gabby goes for a Roundhouse Kick, but Summer counters with the Summer Bend, also known as a Matrix move.
Gabby misses her mark and lands hard against the ring steps!!
Frank: Gabbys lower back and thighs smack the steel steps as Summer rolls back into the ring, looking to gain a breather. Gabby really favoring her lower back, Summer rolls back out and grabs Gabby by the hair and executes a Hair pull slam, Gabby hits the floor hard. Summer drives a fist to the face, Gabby rolling to her side, covering her face...Summer grabs her by the hair and lifts her to her feet,
Gabby catching Summer with an Enziguri to the side of her head, Summer goes down quickly. Gabbys nose appears to be bleeding, possibly from that fist drop.
Webber: Gabby catching a breather, using the few seconds she has to gather herself, Summer gets to her feet and is met with a clothesline from Gabby, Summer down to the mat, Gabby waiting for her to get up..Summer slowly stands as Gabby grabs her arm and sends her to the ropes, WHOA!! Gabby went for a Frankensteiner but Summer shifts her stance and Gabby falls, Summer hangs on to her legs, Follows with an elbow drop. Summer turns Gabby over and straddles her back, Summer goes for a Camel clutch but Gabby slips out of her grasp.
Frank: Summer catches Gabby with a head scissors takedown, Gabby taken over but quickly gets to her knees as Summer approaches. Gabby grabs Summer and takes her down with a Belly to belly Suplex..cover..
Referee Joel Jacobs:
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Frank: Summer escapes quickly but Gabby stays on the attack..Full Nelson Slam takes Summer down hard. Gabby quickly up on the 2nd turnbuckle..but misses a knee drop as Summer rolls away. Summer gets to her feet as Gabby favors the knee..Summer going for a SMS..Gabby shoves her off, Gabby spins her around and goes for the GM drive..Summer blocks it and shoves Gabby away, Gabby hits the corner and stumbles back..Summer with the roll up..Summer grabs the rope!!
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Chester: Here is your winner..advancing to the Womens Massacre main event..Summer Sammartino!!
Webber: Summerresorting to a sneaky tactic, thus getting her into the Main Event where...HEY!! Gabby catches Summer from behind with a Shinning Wizard from behind..Summer goes through the ropes to the floor..Gabby with a running suicide dive onto Summer on the floor!! Both women down on the floor..this has turned into a fistfight!! Both women firing away at each other, security trying to break them up as they spill onto the aisle...this has become a street fight!!
Massacre Cage Match Mens Bracket
American Freebear-SWAT
Terrell "The Truth" Taylor-PCW
Massacre Cage Match Womens Bracket
Stormy Weather-SWAT
Jade-SWAT
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 12, 2019 1:35:19 GMT -5
All for the Glory by Kiss hits as A Native American wrestler makes his way down the aisle, he greets the fans before making his way into the ring, waiting for his opponent
Chester: This next event is set for 1 fall and is a qualifying match for the Massacre Main event. Introducing first..he comes to us from Little Rock Arkansas..he weighs in at 250 pounds. He is a former co-holder of the NJWP tag team title and is a member of the tag team known as The Alley Cats..he is Heavenly Henry!!!
Frank: So we got an Indian, a chick who kisses tombstones..all we need now is for Montana to get beamed back and we got a real circus going...
Pull Harder on the Strings of Your Martyr by Trivium plays as Haven steps through the curtain and stands in the center of the stage. Twin red spotlights play along the stage before converging on Haven. He stands with his head thrown back, briefly throws his arms out in a familiar crucifix pose before making his way down the ramp. He rolls under the ropes and makes his way to the far corner.
Chester: His opponent..he comes to us from Cincinnati, Ohio. He weighs in at 245lbs.
He is a former UCW World Heavyweight Champion, among MANY other titles and accolades he has earned. He is "The Enigma" Adam Haven!!
Webber: The Enigma set to take on Heavenly Henry. This should be a good test for Henry, and to be honest..an easy win for Haven. Nothing against Henry, but Havens been to the big dance before and he knows exactly what he needs to do.
Referee Jack Hodges calls for the bell as we're off..Henry offers a hand in sportsmanship to Haven, who refuses. Henry shrugs his shoulders and gets ready to go. They lock up as Haven catches Henry in a side headlock, Henry with a back suplex that takes Haven over. Henry follows with a chop to the head, Haven off balance here, Henry whips him to the corner and charges, Haven meets him with an elbow to the chest, Henry stumbles back as Haven lands a forearm to the chest.
Frank: Henry goes down as Haven lifts him and slams him to the mat. Henry falling behind quickly here as Haven brings hi to his feet again and sends him to the ropes, Henry rebounds and ducks a swing, Henry comes off the far ropes and Haven blasts him with a Double A Spinebuster!! Haven wasting no time here, Henrys in a bad way..Haven over to the corner..waiting for Henry to get up..this is what we've seen so many times over the years...Henrys about to find out just WHY Havens a former world champ...Havens signalling for the Lariatooo....He whips Henry to the ropes...HEY!! What the hell???
Webber: The damn power went out..Youre kidding me!! What the hell is going on here?? The arena is pitch black...Has Jerry Brisco been fucking with the lights here too?? Theyre coming back up...Look Frank...Haven and Henry are both down..the ref is the only guy standing..I never took Hodges for the physical type...Haven is flat on his back and Henrys covering Haven..., Something has gone down here..Haven was seconds away from taking Henry out with the Lariatooo and now hes down..I smell a rat here!!
Frank: We're about to smell an upset here..
Referee Jack Hodges:
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Frank: And I just lost a BUNDLE!! DAMNITT!!!
Chester: Here is your winner...Heavenly Henry!!
Webber: Henry has advanced to the Massacre Cage Match...But thats only part of the story..something happened here with Haven, but what? Havens been around for years and probably has more than a few enemies here and there....this is a stunner!! But its a done deal, heres the updated Bracket now..
Massacre Cage Match Mens Bracket
American Freebear-SWAT
Terrell "The Truth" Taylor-PCW
Heavenly Henry-SWAT
Massacre Cage Match Womens Bracket
Stormy Weather-SWAT
Jade-SWAT
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 12, 2019 1:36:02 GMT -5
The start of "God's Gonna Cut You Down" by Johnny Cash starts, the crowd starts to buzz. A somber Nick Collyer appears in his solid black tights with "Absolute Zero" "Betrayed" "Butcher" "Sick Nick" and other things written up and down the legs in bone white. He is wearing a hooded robe that is open, but the hood is over his head. Nick ignores the fans reaching out to touch him, but he doesn't shy away from the contact either.Nick climbs the ring steps, and wipes his feet. He steps between the ropes, and pulls his hood back revealing his pure bleach blonde hair.Nick allows the referee to check his boots, and pulls off his robe.
Chester: This event is a qualifying match in which the winner will advance to the Massacre Cage Match main event, and it is set for 1 fall. Introducing first..He comes to us from Bakersfield, CA. He weighs in at 234 pounds. He is 1 of the most famous wrestlers to ever lace the boots. Representing SWAT...He is Sick Nick, He is The Butcher of Bakersfield..he is Nick Collyer!!!
Frank: Well raise my rent!! I thought Nick was retired and running a bowling alley somewhere in Minnesota...guess ya never know huh?
Flirtin with Disaster hits as James Dickel makes his way down the aisle. The fans greet him as he removes his PCW tshirt and rolls under the ropes.
Chester: His opponent..comes to us from nashville tennesee, he weighs in at 200 pounds, representing PCW...he is James Dickel!!!
Webber: The Nashville boy vs the California legend, should be a good matchup. Both men looking to represent their companies well, Referee Scott Wray calls for the bell as we're underway. Both men shake hands and lock up. Collyer reverses a wristlock and goes behind his man and sweeps the legs. Collyer quickly rebounds off the ropes and leap frogs a backdrop attempt, Collyer stops and connects with a Kick to the knee, then to the stomach, then to the knee again into a swinging neckbreaker, Dickel down as quick as a shot. Collyer quickly hooks Dickel as he stands, Snap suplex takes him over..Collyer covers..
Referee Scott Wray:
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Frank: Dickel kicks out, Collyer staying on the attack here, Stiff knife edge chops back Dickel to the ropes, Collyer shoots him off, Dickel hangs on to the ropes as Collyer sets for a clothesline, Dickel connects with a dropkick, another as Collyer goes down. Dickel grabs Collyer from the back and lifts him for an atomic drop, Collyer down on his knees as Dickel off the ropes, goes for a Running arched big boot, Collyer grabs the leg and connects with a series of Shotay Palm Strikes, follows up with a European Uppercut that staggers Dickel..Collyer charges, Dickel sidesteps and Collyer hits the ropes..Bulldog by Dickel!! Collyers down, Dickel scores with a Stomp to the lower abdominal area, Collyer covers up as Dickel climbs to the 2nd turnbuckle..Dickel misses an elbow drop, Collyer gets to his feet and poises himself...Spinning Savate Kick..Dickel falls back and avoids it, hit maker!!! Collyers down..cover..
Referee Scott Wray:
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Webber: UPSET!! Dickel steals the win!!
Chester: Here is your winner..and advancing to the Massacre Cage Match..James Dickel!!!
Webber: Collyer got caught asleep at the switch and PCW sends another representative to the finals! Lets update the brackets:
Massacre Cage Match Mens Bracket
American Freebear-SWAT
Terrell "The Truth" Taylor-PCW
Heavenly Henry-SWAT
James Dickel-PCW
Massacre Cage Match Womens Bracket
Stormy Weather-SWAT
Jade-SWAT
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 12, 2019 1:37:24 GMT -5
All for the Glory by KISS hits as Shameless Edward makes his way down the ramp. He greets the fans as he makes his way up the stairs and into the ring.
Chester: This event is set for 1 fall and is a qualifying match for the Massacre Main Event. Introducing first..he comes to us from Birmingham England. He weighs in at 240 pounds. He is a former NJWP tag team Champion. He is Shameless Edward!!
Frank: Jesus Christ this guys bio says he was in intergender champ..Where does Packer FIND these fucking fruit loops??
Webber: He hired you didnt he?
The summer sounds of "Margaritaville" by Jimmy Buffett begin playing
as the SWAT-tron shows various images of O'Malley both in the ring and
at any bar drinking.The crowd starts singing the chorus in unison as out from the curtain emerges O'Malley, kendo stick in the left hand and vodka bottle in the
right.He walks over to the left side of the stage and gets the fans riled
up. O'Malley walks over to the right side of the stage and riles up the
fans on that side. O'Malley walks down the aisle and then circles ringside for someone responsible to give his remaining liquor to. It will either go to a
very hot seductive woman or the oldest person at ringside. O'Malley climbs in the ring and stands on a turnbuckle and poses for the fans.)
Chester: Ladies and Gentlemen, making his way to the ring.......from
Brooklyn, New York......weighing in at 259 lbs.....he is SWAT's
favorite drunk.......he is......MARCUS O'MALLEY!!!!!
Frank: It never stops does it? We got a former drag queen and a drunk...God in Heaven.
Webber: Referee Scott Smith calls the bell and we're off...WOW!! O'Malley nails Edward right across the head with that kendo stick of his!! Edwards down, theres not gonna be any DQ cause these guys are..we assume..are going under SWAT Mid South rules, which means theres no DQ or countouts. Edwards split wide open, the bell had barely rung and O'Malley just tore Edward a new ass, O'Malley stomping away here, Edward rolls to the outside, trying to get away.
Frank: If Edward manages to hit him back..is that considered alcohol abuse? O'Malley runs Edward into the ring apron, Edwards down to his knees, O'Malley has the camera cord, hes choking Edward here, the ref can only try to get them back inside the ring..HEY!! Heavenly Henry has hit the ringside area, Henry nails O'Malley from behind, Henry coming to his partners aid here, O'Malley didnt see Henry running down the aisle, Henry helps a bloody Edward to his feet..They roll O'Malley into the ring. Henry rolls Edward back in.
Webber: The ref is allowing it to go..Henry and Edward send O'Malley to the ropes,
Double shoulderblock takes O'Malley down. Both Alley Cats waiting for O'Malley to get up...Double shoulderblock takes him back down. Referee Smith finally gets Henry out of the ring. Im assuming since O'Malley took the liberty with the kendo stick..the ref allowed Edwards partner to intervene, kind of a tit for tat deal.
Frank: Dont say tit around a former intergender champ..for the love of God...O'Malley taken down with a Monkeyflip going over into a step over armbar, Edward still with something in the gas tank here, hes bleeding but taking the fight to O'Malley. O'Malley gets to his feet and rakes the eyes, forcing a break..Edward knocked down with a clothesline, O'Malley lifts Edward for a T-Bone Suplex..Edward bouncing off the mat. O'Malley toying with Edward now, hes losing alot of blood..hes gotta be weakening here. Henry still at ringside trying to rally his partner here.
Webber: Edward in real trouble now. O'Malley with a scoop slam, follows with a Running Leg Drop that hits the mark..he covers..
Referee Scott Smith:
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Webber; O'Malley LIFTS Edward at the 2 count. Hes not going for the pin..he wants to toy with his man some more. O'Malley lifts Edward for an Atomic Drop, Edward down in a heap, O'Malley lifts Edward up on his shoulders..Running Powerslam, deposits Edward HARD to the canvas. Henry on the outside with some words for Jessica Jennings-O'Malley, Marcus' manager and wife..Jessica right in Henrys face..Jessica slaps..Henry grabs her hand, Henrys got Jessica by the hand..Henry hanging on to her as she tries to break free..Marcus quickly rolls out of the ring as Henry shoves her in under the ropes..Referee Smith turns his attention to Jessica as O'Malley charges Henry, Henry grabs O'Malley by the hair and sends him right into the ringpost!!
Frank: Referee Smith still attending to Jessica as O'Malley hits the floor after his face met the ringpost..Henry rolls him back in..Henry grabs O'Malleys kendo stick and throws it in to Edward..Henry over to the other side of the ring, Jessica still has the refs attention..A barely able to stand Edward reaches for the stick but O'Malley manages to grab it first..he raises it to strike Edward..Henry slides under the ropes..Superkick hits the mark as O'Malley stumbles back and Edward rolls him up..
Referee Scott Smith:
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Webber: Edward wins it!! The Alley cats taking advantage of a situation and as a result, Shameless Edward advances..O'Malley cant believe it, hes livid as Edward rolls out and both Alley Cats head up the aisle..Both Alley Cats have advanced as O'Malley is STILL beside himself. Lets see the updated Bracket here..
Massacre Cage Match Mens Bracket
American Freebear-SWAT
Terrell "The Truth" Taylor-PCW
Heavenly Henry-SWAT
James Dickel-PCW
Shameless Edward-SWAT
Massacre Cage Match Womens Bracket
Stormy Weather-SWAT
Jade-SWAT
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 12, 2019 1:37:40 GMT -5
The Who's Eminence Front starts as Aiden McVicar makes his way through the curtain and down the ramp. He is greeted very warmly by the fans as he enters the ring.
Chester: This event is set for 1 fall and is a qualifying match in which the winner will advance to the Massacre Cage Match..Introducing first..he comes to us from West London, England. He weighs in at 220 lbs. Representing PCW...he is Aiden McVicar!!
crowd cheers
The Toast Song form the Bob and Tom show starts to play and the lights go out. The Bread Zomibe limps on to the ramp. He pulls a baguette from his pants and bits a peace off, then throws it at the fans and limps down the ramp.
Chester: On the way to the ring, from the Backery, weighing one hundred and eighty five pounds, Representing SWA..He is The Bread Zombie!
Frank: I'll never understand this company..never. First I got a drag queen an Arab fruitcake, a Bear that flies and now a damn Zombie thats got a fetish for Bread...HOW do we stay in business?
Webber: Its called having a smart owner who has ties to all the best companies around..theres the bell as Referee Mike Micheals says we're ready..Aiden looks as if hes both amused and confused by the Zombie. Aiden not taking any chances here..he charges and connects with a Running European uppercut that staggers Zombie, he doesnt go down though. Aiden fires the Chops at his man, Zombie staggers back but continues to proceed..Aiden with a dropkick that rocks the Zombie.
Frank: This guy thinks he really died? Youre putting me on...whatever, Zombie stops Aiden in his tracks with a kick to the gut, DDT puts Aiden down, Zombie drops a leg across the chest. Aiden rolls to the ropes as Zombie closes in.
Hes got a hunk of bread and hes taking a bite..what in the...
Webber: Zombie brings Aiden to his feet, grabs him in a bear hug, Aiden tries to escape as he lays in a pair of Headbutts, Aiden pokes him in the eye as Zombie lets him go and staggers back. Aiden plants a boot to the gut and follows with a Single arm ddt, cover...
Referee Mike Micheals:
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Frank: The Zombie kicks out..I cant believe Im saying this..Aiden right back on him, Chops and Punches to the head, Zombie backed to the corner, Aiden whips him across, Zombie stumbles back, Aiden connects with a Mule kick that takes Zombie down. Aiden misses an elbow as Zombie rolls away. Aiden favors the elbow as Zombie brings him to his feet, irish whip..Aiden ducks a clothesline and rebounds off and walks right into a Spinebuster...cover..
Referee Mike Micheals:
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Webber: Aiden gets a shoulder up, Zombie drops a leg across the chest, Zombie asserting himself here. brings Aiden to his feet..Russian Leg Sweep takes him down again. Zombie lays the boots in as Aiden manages to roll out to the floor..Zombie goes out after him, Aiden meets him with a Headbutt that stuns Zombie. Aiden clamps on a full nelson and drives Zombie right into the ringpost. Zombie goes down as Aiden takes him down with a back suplex.
Frank: Aiden rolls back in, but the ref isnt counting, SWAT doesnt have countouts, Zombie slowly gets to his feet as Aiden comes off the top rope..going for the London Calling..Zombie catches him and powerslams him!! Aiden fell right into the trap Zombie set for him. Zombie follows up with a Bread Basket..really lays the boots in. Aiden covers up but Zombie still getting the point across. Zombie brings him to his feet for a Gutwrensh suplex.
Webber: Zombie drives him to the mat, drops the elbow, Aiden rolls away as Zombie comes up empty!! Aiden gets to his feet and catches Zombie getting up..Arm drag takes him down, another as Aiden keeps the Zombie off balance here. Zombie swings and misses a wild right hook, Aiden hooks the arm and lifts Zombie for a T Bone Suplex..Zombie crashes hard to the mat.
Frank: Aiden starting to take the fight to the Zombie..Jesus Christ why do we have a...Zombie missed the clothesline, Single arm ddt!! Aiden has him covered...
Referee Mike Micheals:
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Frank: The Zombie nearly returned to the land of the dead..or where ever they live...wait a minute..Aiden sitting down on the mat..Zombie gets to his feet, hes as confused as we are...Zombie grabs his arm thats extended..Beyond Thames River!!
Ive heard of this..Zombie fell for it...Zombie quickly thrashes around and grabs the bottom rope!! Aiden nearly pulled a fast one on Zombie!!
Webber: Zombie kicking the ropes in anger, he knows he was nearly fooled right into going home the loser..Aiden with a backfist staggers the Zombie..Zombie with a headbutt, Aiden staggered as well..Zombie charges..Frankensteiner!! Aiden takes Zombie over with a very well done Frankensteiner. Aiden brings Zombie to his feet again, Zombie with a kick to the stomach..Spinebuster!! WOW!! Zombie planted Aiden with that Spinebuster..Zombie may have him here, Zombie climbs the corner..hes on the 2nd turnbuckle..Legdrop misses!! Aiden rolls away as Zombie crashes!! Zombie landed flat on the mat, he could have a bruised tailbone..Aiden making his way up the corner..hes on the top rope..London Calling!! Connects!!
Zombies down as Aiden covers...
Referee Mike Micheals:
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Chester: Here is your winner...advancing to the Massacre..Aiden McVicar!!!
Frank: The live guy beat the dead fella..wow..imagine if this were Halloween...Aiden moves on, Zombie still in the ring, hes not very happy about coming up short..lets see the updated brackets now..
Massacre Cage Match Mens Bracket
American Freebear-SWAT
Terrell "The Truth" Taylor-PCW
Heavenly Henry-SWAT
James Dickel-PCW
Shameless Edward-SWAT
Aiden McVicar-PCW
Massacre Cage Match Womens Bracket
Stormy Weather-SWAT
Jade-SWAT
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 12, 2019 1:37:58 GMT -5
Cut to the back of the Superdome. SWAT personnel are seen looking at what appears to be a format sheet. There is a bit of confusion as A pair of referees and some other officials confer for a moment and then break apart. 1 of them is seen making his way through the curtain and down to the ringside area. After a brief meeting with Chester, he leaves and Chester gets the microphone
Chester: Ladies and Gentlemen our next match is scheduled to be a mens qualifying match for the Massacre Main event..however...it has come to our attention that 1 of the participants for the following match is NOT in the building, nor do we expect him to make it. Therefore..
at this time..the winner of the scheduled match...
Just as Chester prepares to announce Marduks name, he falls through the entrance and lays at the top of the ramp. Seconds later the Bread Zombie emerges and drives a chair across his back as he tries to stand. Marduk goes down hard as Zombie drags him down the ramp.
Frank: Oh what the HELL is this?? Zombie didnt win his match so he goes after Marduk, who won via forfeit?? Zombie cant do this..can he Webber??
Webber: I would agree Frank..but Zombie doesnt, hes rolling Marduk into the ring, the ref is already there but he cant do much here. Zombie rolls Marduk over and covers him. The ref hesitates as Zombie grabs him by the shirt pulls him down to the mat..hes MAKING
him count...
Ref:
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Frank: The ref is raising Zombies hand...hes ALLOWING this?!?!
Chester: Fans, here is your winner..advancing to the Massacre Cage Match..Bread Zombie!!
Webber: If this is allowed by Packer..I'll be VERY shocked...but the graphic is updated here...
Massacre Cage Match Mens Bracket
American Freebear-SWAT
Terrell "The Truth" Taylor-PCW
Heavenly Henry-SWAT
James Dickel-PCW
Shameless Edward-SWAT
Aiden McVicar-PCW
Bread Zombie-SWA
Massacre Cage Match Womens Bracket
Stormy Weather-SWAT
Jade-SWAT
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 12, 2019 1:38:26 GMT -5
Yeah Yeah Yeah's Date With the Night hits as the PCW logo appears on the SWAT-tron and Pandora makes her way down the aisle. She is met with a very warm ovation as she make sher way up the steps and stops to acknowledge the crowd before stepping through the ropes.
Chester: This event is set for 1 fall and is a qualifying match in which the winner will advance to the Massacre Womens main event, where the winner will be declared the NEW SWAT Womens World Champion!! Introducing first..she comes to us from Charleston, SC. She weighs in at 145 lbs. Representing PCW..she is Pandora!!
Webber: PCW really has a strong hold on the Massacre so far. Im curios to see if Pandora can keep the streak going.
Chester: Her opponent..already in the ring..she comes to us from Hollywood Florida. She weighs in at 152 lbs. Representing SWA..she is Michelle Kramer!!
Frank: Nice..Michelle with the slim build and blonde hair..just the type you wanna take home to Mom..huh Webber?
Webber: Shes too young for you, get a grip. Theres the bell as Referee Jay Greer calls this one underway..Michelle and Pandora lock up as Michelle quickly backs away, not quite as eager to lock up as we thought. Michelle telling referee Greer to check Pandoras hands..claiming some chicanery, who shakes her head as if to say shes done nothing. Referee Greer obliges and checks the hands, they have nothing foreign on them..no liquid..WHOA..Michelle with an eye gouge, Pandora didnt see it coming, Michelle with a snapmare, takes her over and drives an elbow to the top of the head.
Frank: Michelle using her noodle there, seems this blonde is smarter than she seems. Pandora slammed hard as Michelle straddles her and lays in a pair of closed fist punches. Pandora turning Michelle over, but loses her grip as Michelle quickly gets away. Pandora gets to her feet and is met with a Double axe handle smash that puts her to her knees. Michelle scores with a spinning heal kick to the chest, Pandora sent back into the corner.
Webber: Michelle staying out of the reach of Pandora here. Michelle rushes in and drives the knee to the chest, Pandora unable to get going as Michelle sends her to the ropes, Michelle misses a clothesline as Pandora rebounds and connects with a elbow to the face, knocking Michelle down. Pandora quickly on the attack, grabs Michelle as she gets to her feet..belly to belly suplex sends her up and over. Michelle rolls to the outside, but Pandora right behind her..hits her as she turns around with a baseball slide, Michelle down to the floor.
Frank: Pandora grabs the lovely blonde and attempts a bulldog but Michelle shoves her into the ringpost!! Pandoras face and the ringpost collide as she goes down and Michelle grabs a camera cord and chokes her opponent. Pandora tries to get free but is caught in the grasp of Michelle. Michelle forces Pandora to her kn ees and places her knee in the back and pulls back on the cord..forcing Pandora to begin to fade.
Webber: Pandora manages to get to her feet and use her momentum to force Michelle back into the ring apron, thus breaking the choke. Michelle gets to her feet first and tries a sweep kick but Panodra avoids the impact and connects with a clothesline!! Pandora rolls Michelle into the ring and follows. She brings her to her feet and drops her with a reverse ddt. Pandora taking charge here as she scoops Michelle up and places her in the corner, tying her feet to the top turnbuckle..watch out here..tree of woe..Pandora drives the knee to the midsection!!
Frank: Pandora releases the feet and Michelle drops to the canvas, she quickly rolls to the outside and asks for a timeout, but they dont work in SWAT. Pandora quickly to the floor, but Michelle rolls back in and catches her a she tries to follow. Knees to the back of the head keep Pandora down. Michelle drags her to the corner and stands her up..she uses the tag rope to choke her. Michelle ties the rope around Pandoras neck..shes trying to tie her to the corner..looks like some bondage here..WOOHOO!!
Webber: Pandora catching a knee to the stomach as Michelle tries to tie her neck with the tag rope, Pandoras tied!! Michelle laying in those girly slaps!! Pandora cant get her neck loose as referee Greer tries to restrain Michelle..finally he pulls her back. Pandora manages to get loose but she took some hard blows first. Michelle circles behind her...back cracker..Pandora grabs the top rope as Michelle hits the back of her head hard on the mat. Pandora grabs her hair and lifts her..Michelle tries an inside cradle but Pandora rolls through...The Gothic Musing!!! Pandora sneaks in that submission hold...Michelle taps!!
Chester: Here is your winner..advancing to the Massacre Main Event..Pandora!!
Frank: Michelle went for an inside cradle and Pandora grabbed the chance and rolled thorugh and clamped the Gothic Musing in..Michelle had no choice but to give it up..lets see the updated brackets here..
Massacre Cage Match Mens Bracket
American Freebear-SWAT
Terrell "The Truth" Taylor-PCW
Heavenly Henry-SWAT
James Dickel-PCW
Shameless Edward-SWAT
Aiden McVicar-PCW
Bread Zombie-SWA
Massacre Cage Match Womens Bracket
Stormy Weather-SWAT
Jade-SWAT
Summer-PCW
Pandora-PCW
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