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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Apr 13, 2019 23:47:39 GMT -5
Sin Limite 6/01:
Johnny Polo again tried to interview Electroshock and Mantaur; however has with previous attempts, Electro just stood there looking scary and Mantaur only said "MANTAAAAAUUUUUUUR" really loudly. Mantaur gained overness
After this Johnny Polo spoke with Pentagon Jr. about his match against Giant Tiger. Pentagon took issue with how little respect Giant Tiger seems to have, but the crowd likes Giant Tiger so what can you do, right?
AAA Cruiserweight Championship
Giant Tiger def Pentagon Jr.
Giant Tiger gained a lot of overness for his first win, Pentagon lost some, and the title gained image
Johnny Polo interviewed Murder Clown. Murder Clown was interested in introducing La Sombra to his friend, his friend was murder. The joke went over though I guess because he gained overness
La Sombra def Murder Clown
Johnny Polo interviewed Mini Charly Manson, who spoke some Spanish or something. Johnny Polo was especially on point and gained overness instead
Super Crazy def Mini Charly Manson
Johnny Polo interviewed Angelico; who pumped up his match as being a match not involving stupid weird gimmicks or death clowns. Oddly this worked for him even with the nature of AAA and its fans and he gained overness
Jack Evans def Angelico
Carlito tonight decided to take Kenny Omega under his wing and teach him the ways of cool. Carlito's influence helped Omega get over more
Jeff Jarrett and Max Moon def Carlito and Kenny Omega
This month is Project: Make Jarrett Happy. I'm shelling out way too much for him to be upset and wrestling worse. Once he gets up to 100 most matches will probably be fine and he'll feel better Match of the Night: Jeff Jarrett and Max Moon vs Carlito and Kenny Omega After the show Jack Evans messaged me saying he'd rather fight Super Crazy again then deal with Jack Evans. Pentagon Jr. didn't really like taking on Giant Tiger either (harsh) and has requested a match against Mini Charly Manson. Looks like we're getting some fire matches at the next Sim Limite! |
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Post by Kira Izumi on Apr 13, 2019 23:56:13 GMT -5
buncha jerks! no one wants to fight chuckie t!
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Apr 14, 2019 0:09:48 GMT -5
Lucha Libre Premire 6/05:
Johnny Polo interviewed Mini Charly Manson and Murder Clown. They said although they'd also have to fight each other tonight, their sights were mostly set on toppling Electroshock
Electroshock def Mini Charly Manson and Murder Clown (3-Way Elimination Match)
Giant Tiger saw Angelico in the back and grabbed him, noting he heard what was said about "normal" and "not death clown crap" last weekend. Tiger tried to open Angelico's eyes to the colorful world of lucha libre with a rendition of "Bear Necessities" only with "bear" replaced by "tiger." Really it was just drunken rambling but both guys got over so who's to complain?
Jack Evans, Super Crazy and La Sombra def Angelico, Giant Tiger, and Pentagon Jr.
Carlito tried to teach Kenny Omega the proper way to eat an apple. But Kenny has a long way to go before being considered "cool"
Jeff Jarrett and Max Moon def Carlito and Kenny Omega
Whoo, the debut of our 'B' show Lucha Libre Premier. The B stands for "backup" because our ratings for Sim Limite are questionable and I'm afraid of us getting dropped- then again they are improving so maybe this will go prime time too Match of the Night: Jeff Jarrett and Max Moon vs Carlito and Kenny Omega This tag match in the main event is helping Jeff get his groove back so uh....get used to it? |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Apr 14, 2019 0:37:20 GMT -5
Sin Limite 6/08:
Johnny Polo was in the house with M&M (Murder Clown and Mantaur). The two spoke like they understood each other but Murder Clown just did weird creepy riddles and Mantaur just said his name. Mantaur gained overness (he's rubbing himself now)
After this Johnny Polo spoke with Pentagon Jr. Pentagon noted that he had requested this match so that the world can see real lucha action
Mini Charly Manson def Pentagon Jr.
A top shelf match
Johnny Polo interviewed Angelico. The young blue chipper noted that Electroshock never talks and never defends his title. Everyone knows both of these facts though. Even how Angelico got more over
Electroshock def Angelico
In the back Giant Tiger was yelling into the phone. Who was he slurring at? A bookie? An ex-wife? An alimony lawyer? We may never know. Giant Tiger gained overness.....from a phone call.....the crowd loves this drunk tiger man
La Sombra def Giant Tiger
Johnny Polo interviewed Super Crazy. Tonight he takes on Jack Evans yet again and he was pumped for it. So pumped he was using PREMIUM gasoline in his riding lawnmower. Overness gained for premium gasoline
Jack Evans def Super Crazy
Top shelf match
In his third lesson, Carlito tried to explain to Kenny Omega that Double J and Double M weren't cool. Kenny noted that there's still millions of Moonamaniacs who might disagree. Carlito almost spit on Omega right there and then. The crowd agreed though and Kenny gained more overness than anyone else tonight
Jeff Jarrett and Max Moon def Carlito and Kenny Omega
Our quality is getting better but certain guys will keep things in about the same place. I'm happy everyone is getting over though. No title matches tonight due to the requests gumming up my title plans and trying to avoid double champs Match of the Night: Jeff Jarrett and Max Moon vs Carlito and Kenny Omega After the show I got a message from the road agent that Carlito and Kenny Omega are a good team, and cute as a button to boot, teehee. However, La Sombra didn't really like working with Giant Tiger and has requested to take on Super Crazy next time. Poor Tiger  |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Apr 14, 2019 1:00:20 GMT -5
Lucha Libre Premire 6/12:
Johnny Polo interviewed Murder Clown who was going off on a tirade about Electroshock being creepy as heck, but then Electroshock walked up and just stood there without saying anything. The conversation changed to Mini Charly Manson, weird how that works.
Mini Charly Manson def Electoshock and Murder Clown (3-Way Match)
Tonight Angelico decided to take some initiative and ask Giant Tiger why he's able to not let losses or booking bother him. Angelico had a combination of pouring out his heart and subtly trying to get Tiger to try harder in their match. As it turns out Tiger was curled up on a rug sleeping, purring like a happy tiger. Both gained overness
Super Crazy, Jack Evans and La Sombra def Angelico, Giant Tiger, and Pentagon Jr.
The lesson of the day that Carlito taught Kenny Omega is that guys who play guitar aren't cool. Kenny mostly agreed, but noted he actually likes "Wonderwall"
Jeff Jarrett and Max Moon def Carlito and Kenny Omega
So I moved Drago down to developmental since he's in rehab. Usually they get kicked back up if they've already been on tv but I guess Drago needs some work done physically AND emotionally. When he comes back he should be better than ever. Match of the Night: Jeff Jarrett and Max Moon vs Carlito and Kenny Omega The match quality is getting better, overall everything is growing nicely. AND, I think next week (maybe next show?) we'll overtake RoH and become the number 3 fed. |
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Post by Nausicaä Suzuki on Apr 14, 2019 10:07:06 GMT -5
Everyone wants a piece of Super Crazy it seems XD
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2019 11:09:23 GMT -5
Giant tiger is clearly not a mark. Wins and losses don't matter as long as he's getting paid, and getting drunk for thousands to witness on a nightly basis. And for all you lesser wrasslers who don't like working with him? Tough titties. He draws the house.
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Apr 15, 2019 6:33:36 GMT -5
Sin Limite 6/15:
Johnny Polo was in the back with Mantaur and Electroshock. The two went deep into their very rich and different histories. It shed a lot of light on everything. Haha, I'm kidding. They didn't say anything, just stared intently at Johnny Polo the whole time. This worked for Electroshock, who got over in the process
After this Johnny Polo interviewed Murder Clown. Murder Clown explained that he heard Pentagon Jr. was afraid of clowns, so tonight he was gonna be extra clowny- and by that he meant extra murdery- and by that he meant he was pretty much the same as normal. Steiner logic aside, the crowd got behind Murder Clown and he gained overness
AAA Latin American Championship
Pentagon Jr. def Murder Clown
The title gained image
Johnny Polo interviewed Angelico who dropped the bomb of insults. "Hey Mini Charly Manson, the normal sized Charly Manson called, he wants his life back."
Mini Charly Manson def Angelico
Weeks after winning the Cruiserweight Championship, Giant Tiger threw a massive party over his win in the ring. You had forgotten about that hadn't you? Giant Tiger didn't, well, he did but he's gonna pretend you marks didn't know that part. He gained overness because marks gotta mark
Jack Evans def Giant Tiger
Johnny Polo interviewed La Sombra. "The Shadow" explained that Super Crazy and him were on opposite sides of lifestyle. He was gonna teach Super Crazy the ways of tranquilo
Super Crazy def La Sombra
Top shelf match
Tonight's lesson from Carlito to Kenny Omega centered on how not cool being an over-the-hill spaceman was. Kenny Omega said yeah, over-the-hill guys suck and only the young will rule the world. Carlito quickly tried to backtrack but it was too late, Kenny had gained more overness than anyone else tonight
Jeff Jarrett and Max Moon def Carlito and Kenny Omega
I'm trying to catch up with the titles, but it looks like everyone is gonna be trading them. If you're wondering why none are in the presumed main event it's because if current champions leave/are fired while holding the belts the value drops WAY down. Guess what I accidentally did with like all of them? Whoops. Match of the Night: Jeff Jarrett and Max Moon vs Carlito and Kenny Omega After the show Pentagon Jr. and Giant Tiger both wanted me to raise their card position. Jeez guys, thanks for the vote of confidence. |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Apr 15, 2019 6:53:17 GMT -5
Lucha Libre Premire 6/19:
Johnny Polo interviewed Murder Clown and Electroshock. Though saying he interviewed Electroshock is a little bit of a stretch. Electro just stood there menacingly as Murder Clown said that nobody really likes Mini Charly Manson any more, him pretending to be a guy referencing another guy has lost its luster. Johnny brought up Ronald McDonald but Murder would have none of it. Both Murder and Electroshock got over
Mini Charly Manson def Electoshock and Murder Clown (3-Way Elimination Match)
Giant Tiger was in the back drunkenly arguing with Mantaur about something; but when the camera came he acted as if everything was cool. Mantaur just sounded off his name but declined to explain further.
Super Crazy, Jack Evans and La Sombra def Angelico, Giant Tiger, and Pentagon Jr.
Tonight Kenny Omega asked his defacto mentor why they've had to face Jeff Jarrett and Max Moon on literally every show this month. Carlito told him to ask the commissioner. Kenny looked confused, "There's a commissioner?" "Well yeah, we've been in on his meetings multiple times per week." "Wait....Mantaur is the commissioner? Does he even speak English?" "Wrestling is a mysterious place."
Jeff Jarrett and Max Moon def Carlito and Kenny Omega
It was bound to happen eventually: this is the same show as last week. As I've noted, my booking style is mechanical and aimed at getting folks over- they're getting over but sort of at the same pace which will lead to repeat matches. Though if we weren't in Project: Make Jeff Happy, the show would have been a little different. Match of the Night: Jeff Jarrett and Max Moon vs Carlito and Kenny Omega Mantaur is getting over at about the pace he did in the WWF- I was sort of hoping he'd do better. Oh well, how about that tigerman, eh? |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Apr 15, 2019 7:22:07 GMT -5
Sin Limite 6/22:
Johnny Polo was in the back with Mantaur and Electroshock again. Electroshock stared a whole through Johnny Polo while doing a jaunty dance- never breaking eye contact. Mauntaur backed him up by mooing out a musical accompaniment. Who knew Man-....taurs were such good singers? The crowd was impressed too and Mantaur got over
After this Johnny Polo interviewed Mini Charly Manson. Mini has heard what people have been saying these days and was pretty peeved. He said he was gonna show the world who he REALLY was, starting tonight with Murder Clown. The crowd got behind him and he got over
AAA Rey de Reyes Championship
Murder Clown def Charly Manson
The title gained image AND Murder Clown gained some nice overness
Johnny Polo interviewed Pentagon Jr, who was extremely excited. So excited that he didn't speak English but instead rattled off a bunch of Spanish. Nobody knew what he was talking about but hey neat match coming up!
Jack Evans def Pentagon Jr.
Confused, disoriented, drunk, and surly, Giant Tiger tried to leave the building. He was then escorted out to the ring for his match. He gained more overness than anyone else tonight from this- I can't make this stuff up
La Sombra def Giant Tiger
Johnny Polo interviewed Angelico. Angelico tried to connect some dots for the audience about how he used to run the road with Jack Evans, and Jack Evans is a rival with Super Crazy- so by that logic he's also a rival to Super Crazy.
Super Crazy def Angelico
Carlito was with Kenny Omega yet again. Carlito's lesson of the day is that cool don't let cool be less cool by getting weird. It was sort of a hard lesson to follow but I think he meant it as a slight on Max Moon returning to his spacey roots after a previous gimmick. But that would be breaking kayfabe, in Mexico, so that went over like a ton of bricks.
Jeff Jarrett and Max Moon def Carlito and Kenny Omega
One of the great things about a smaller roster is that you get attached to the character. Like imagine if WWE picked like what, 14 guys and built the whole show around them. You'd fall in love too. Then again, the Attitude Roster seemed pretty small at times....maybe that's the secret [Thinking emoticon] Match of the Night: Jeff Jarrett and Max Moon vs Carlito and Kenny Omega After the show Mini Charly Manson said he didn't really feel his match with Murder Clown "click." Maybe that was because he lost, I'm just throwing it out there. Either way he'd like to work with Pentagon Jr. again. That can be arranged... |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Apr 15, 2019 7:46:17 GMT -5
Lucha Libre Premire 6/26:
We open on Giant Tiger and Electroshock. Giant Tiger explains that the minorities in AAA are getting beat down. Tigermen and men made of muscles with no flesh are people too- well, maybe "people" isn't the right word. Have you seen that manga Attack On Tiger? Electroshock gonna eat some people (hence the mask)
La Sombra, Jack Evans, and Mini Charly Manson def Electroshock, Giant Tiger, and Murder Clown
Johnny Polo interviewed Angelico and his fellow tag team Champion, Mantaur. They talked about how this Sunday they'll be defending their belts against any and all comers- or whoever Mantaur chooses through the divine process of ramming into a pile of pictures and seeing what sticks to his horns.
Super Crazy def Angelico and Pentagon Jr (3-Way Match)
Kenny Omega was trying to learn the ways of cool from Carlito but questioned if Carlito was still all that cool in the first place. He started reaching for some sunglasses as if compelled by some unseen force but at the last moment backed off when Carlito walked off in a huff
Jeff Jarrett and Max Moon def Carlito and Kenny Omega
After last week's show was essentially the same I decided to mix up the match styles a little, switching the three-way and trios match. It worked out well to keep things fresh Match of the Night: Jeff Jarrett and Max Moon vs Carlito and Kenny Omega After the show the road agent emailed me to tell me that Carlito and Kenny make a good team- little does he know that their team-ship is probably coming to an end soon.... |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Apr 15, 2019 8:13:08 GMT -5
Sin Limite 6/29:
Johnny Polo attempted to interview Mantuar on the go-home show before his big tag defense. Mantaur wouldn't give him that grace though and just repeated his name with increased frustration.
After this Johnny Polo interviewed Murder Clown. The Clown said it was time for Electroshock's creepy hold on the Mega Championship to end. And with how much the belts have been trading, it seemed likely that he'd be "Clowny Two Belts" soon (name pending). The crowd got into this and Murder Clown gained overness
AAA Mega Heavyweight Championship
Electroshock def Murder Clown
The title gained image
Johnny Polo interviewed Pentagon Jr, who explained that there's a lot of weirdos in AAA. Like, a lot. The crowd agreed and he gained overness
Mini Charly Manson def Pentagon Jr.
Top Shelf Match
Johnny Polo interviewed La Sombra. Sombra said his last run in with Super Crazy was electric, but Super Crazy still runs on gas- that ain't tranquilo man.
Super Crazy def La Sombra
Top Shelf Match
Johnny Polo interviewed Jack Evans. Evans pointed out that he was on an 8-match winning streak.
Carlito def Jack Evans
Giant Tiger was hot tonight. Angelico asked him what the deal was and Giant Tiger explained that he heard a radio interview with Max Moon and Jeff Jarrett. They were talking about their childhoods and favorite books and cartoons from way back when- but- oh my gosh, they crossed the line. Like Tigermen have come a long way since the 80's but apparently not enough. "TIGGER IS OUR WORD YOU [slurry of curse words]!" Both gained overness for this raw promo
Jeff Jarrett and Max Moon def Angelico and Giant Tiger
Hey! Just in time for their team to break up, Kenny Omega is working in Japan for a couple of days. For real, I had booked the whole show and got to Omega and realized I couldn't use him- luckily he didn't have a match anyway, lol. This go-home show was off the hook! Great work guys! Match of the Night: Super Crazy vs La Sombra After the show the road agent let me know that Mini/Penta and Super/Sombra are fantastic combos. Yeah, I read the results too, dude. |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Apr 15, 2019 8:55:29 GMT -5
TripleMania 6/30:
AAA World Tag Team Championship
Angelico and Mantaur def Electroshock and Giant Tiger (Tables Match)
Title gained image
Johnny Polo interviewed Pentagon Jr. and Jack Evans. They were really excited for the chance to take the title off of Murder Clown. To be fair, Jack Evans was just happy to have a shot at a title in general. Pentagon Jr was the one who got over though- I guess the fans have more confidence in him
AAA Rey de Reyes Championship
Murder Clown def Jack Evans, Mini Charly Manson, and Pentagon Jr (4-Corners Match)
Title gained image
Carlito has everything set up for his talk show, "Too Cool for You." He brought Max Moon on yet again but this time Max was ready to spit fire. Max Moon pointed out that he and the Moonamaniacs out there weren't blind to how much of an utter failure his "cool" training was and that Moonamania was gonna run wild on Carlito tonight, hermano. Carlito LOST HIS COOL and freaked out attacking Max Moon and demanded they LOWER THE CAGE RIGHT NOW!
Max Moon def Carlito (Cage Match)
Johnny Polo interviewed La Sombra. Sombra said that tonight they'd be playing a little game called ladders. That is, it's a ladder match and when he climbed to the top maybe Super Crazy would chill out a little.
Super Crazy def La Sombra (Ladder Match)
Top Shelf Match
Johnny Polo interviewed Kenny Omega about getting another shot one-on-one against Jeff Jarrett. He said tonight he was gonna channel all that he learned from Carlito- except actually try to win. Omega debuted his version of cool by putting on sunglasses and doing a gun finger-point at the audience. Everyone melted and he got over.
Jeff Jarrett def Kenny Omega (Falls Count Anywhere)
Top Shelf Match
Heck yeah! So TripleMania is AAA's Wrestlemania (go figure). And true to AAA tradition I made it an overbooked mess, AND IT WORKED! I'm pretty sure this was our best show AND it was perfectly timed as the launching pad for us to go to the National level. Things are looking up, guys! Match of the Night: Super Crazy vs La Sombra (Ladder Match) Something about La Sombra's performance was too good and now he needs a gimmick because he looks bad otherwise. So uh....Price, tell me what you want his gimmick to be. |
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Post by La Familia Price on Apr 15, 2019 12:49:09 GMT -5
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Post by Nausicaä Suzuki on Apr 15, 2019 14:32:13 GMT -5
Super Crazy Interview 6/15
Interviewer-Earlier tonight, Super Crazy, you managed to defeat La Sombra. Do you have anything to say about this?
SC-Didn't he say something about teaching me 'the ways of tranquilo'? Who needs tranquilo when I'm Super Crazy? What am I supposed to do with it? Run it over with my ride? Maybe I'll do it next time he comes along.
*Crazy gets onto his mower and ignites the engine before looking over towards the interviewer with predatory eyes*
SC-Maybe Super Crazy will teach mister tranquilo the ways of crazy?
*He laughs after finishing his words, driving off while laughing quite loudly*
Super Crazy "Interview" 6/22
SC-Hey interviewer!
Interviewer-Wha-WHA!
*Interviewer dives out the way to avoid the lawnmower that is now park besides his grounded body*
SC-What do you think of Angelico's first lesson? I'm pretty good teacher, aren't I?
Interviewer-I wouldn't call tha-
SC-Just you wait until Somboo's lesson, HAHA!
*Crazy drives off, leaving the interviewer checking on his head for any bumps*
Super Crazy Interview 6/29
Interviewer-Super Crazy, you've managed to defeat La Sombra twice in a row now. What do you think this will lead your future to, if you're capable of doing such a thing?
SC-Of course I'm capable of thinking. I'm guessing of pumping MORE gas into my mower since, just like out in that ring, crazy gas beats 'tranquilo electric'. Butbutbutbutbutbutbut if Le Sombie ain't happy then I challenge him to a rematch at TRIPLEMANIA!!! He'll even get to pick the most tranquilo of stipulations he want...but it won't matter. For while he is tranquilo, whatever that is...I'm Super Crazy.
*Super Crazy proceeds to walk off in the direction of a gasoline station*
Super Crazy Interview 6/30
*The interviewer finds Super Crazy sitting on the floor, clutching his side as he is on the ground, sitting against the wall with blood still coming down his face*
Interviewer-Are you okay Super Crazy? You look like you're still in agony...
SC-Agony? You think I'm in pain? HAHAHAHA!!!
*The explosive burst of laughter is interrupted by a sudden shot of pain thath makes him wince*
SC-Super Crazy ain't stupid, I know that I'm in pain. But I ain't agonising...nonono...Super Crazy's more amazed and overwhelmed by La Sombra. I think...I think...
*Though pained Super Crazy drags himself onto his feet and leans softly against the wall for standing support*
SC-I think I somewhat understand his 'way of tranquilo' and am impressed by it. La Sombra can definitely be a big success...heh...what a crazy thing to say...
*Pants out the bloodied male's lips before he limps away, using the wall for support as he does so*
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