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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Apr 23, 2019 6:48:58 GMT -5
AAA Fusion 9/01:
"LET ME TELL YOU, MEAN GENE, HERMANO- AND EVERYONE ELSE. I'M HERE TODAY WITH ANGELICO, NOW ANGELICO IS A TRUE BLUE MOONAMANIAC AND HE'S GONNA BE FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT FOR ALL THE MOONAMANIACS OUT THERE TONIGHT!" *Angelico shakes his head the whole time, not even understanding why he's in an interview with Max Moon* He gains good overness though
Jeff Jarrett, Carlito and Mini Charly Manson def Angelico, Jack Evans and Pentagon Jr. (Trios Match)
Johnny Polo interviewed Electroshock and Murder Clown. Murder Clown seems to enjoy Electroshock being around him and asked if he was "down with the (murder) clown." Electroshock responded (in the affirmative?) "Pain....and....suffering." Both guys gained overness
Men of Low Moral Fiber (Kenny Omega and Chuck Taylor) def Electroshock and Murder Clown
Giant Tiger tried to talk to his partner for tonight, La Parka. But La Parka didn't want to talk, he wanted to dance- off camera.....It...it was a segment I guess?
Super Crazy and La Sombra def Giant Tiger and La Parka
Hey! We have a 3rd show, which is the limit in EWR. If the name sounds familiar it's because MLW currently uses it; but go look it up- AAA used to have a Fusion also so it's all good. As you can see we're not in prime time yet for this one (it's on a bigger network) so we get to go lucha nutty style with tag matches and trios. Match of the Night: Men of Low Moral Fiber (Kenny/Chuck) vs Electroshock and Murder Clown The month will go a lot slower now with 3 shows, but we'll be rocketing up the ladder towards being a global promotion- also I'll worry less about money which is always nice.
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Apr 23, 2019 7:15:58 GMT -5
Lucha Libre Premiere 9/04:
The show opens with Max Moon in the ring. He wanted to celebrate Moonamania and how much of a success his return to the Moonamaniacs has been. It was...Moonariffic
Johnny Polo interviewed Pentagon Jr. Pentagon said that he's been the Latin American Champion for months now because there's nothing more Latino than ninjas. Johnny Polo questioned this but Pentagon suddenly had a katana in his hands so everyone got real quiet.
AAA Latin American Championship Electroshock def Pentagon Jr. The title gained image
Johnny Polo interviewed Mini Charly Manson. Mini said that Carlito is getting a big head for moving official merch. But Mini pointed out that at Hot Topic Mexico, he's the top wrestling-based seller.....after WWE stars. But y'know, machismo and all. He gained overness from this
Carlito def Mini Charly Manson
Johnny Polo interviewed Jack Evans. Jack said he heard people keep calling him a lightbulb. He doesn't understand that reference but assures people he indeed is not a lighting apparatus, though he can jump as high as said lighting apparatuses
Jeff Jarrett def Jack Evans
Johnny Polo interviewed Angelico and Murder Clown. Murder Clown said he'd gut his opponent, Angelico, like a fish. Angelico explained he was his partner, not his opponent. Murder Clown then calmed down (and gained overness)
Men of Low Moral Fiber (Chuck Taylor and Kenny Omega) def Angelico and Murder Clown
Giant Tiger was with La Parka against backstage. Giant Tiger was trying to get La Parka to drink and be cool like him. La Parka just wanted to stand on a folding chair and shake his knees.
Super Crazy and La Sombra def Giant Tiger and La Parka
Man, I feel bad for Johnny Polo and the crap he has to deal with. Now Giant Tiger is dealing with La Parka's antics. AAA is a weird place. Gotta love lucha! Match of the Night: Jeff Jarrett vs Jack Evans After the show the road agent emailed me to again say that Chuck and Kenny are a good team...again. I KNOW DUDE, JEEZ. Carlito has requested yet another match against Kenny Omega because he can't ever get enough
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Apr 26, 2019 8:55:10 GMT -5
Sin Limite 9/07:
The show opens with Max Moon in he back. He's wearing sunglasses and an American flag bandanna. He explains to all the Moonamaniacs that he's got some important "space business" today and won't be able to run wild on any hermanos tonight. He then leaves the building.
Johnny Polo interviewed La Parka. The skeleton man spent most of the interview strumming a folding chair like a guitar. The rest of it he spent saying flamboyant sounding things in Spanish. He gained overness from such antics.
AAA Rey de Reyes Championship Murder Clown def La Parka The title gained image
Johnny Polo interviewed Jack Evans. Jack Evans didn't talk about the fact that he'd be facing his tag partner tonight. Instead, he stated that he didn't want to join WWE because Vince McMahon strikes him as an a**hole. It was straight to the point and gained him overness.
Mini Charly Manson def Jack Evans
Johnny Polo interviewed Angelico and Pentagon Jr. Pentagon Jr. was explaining the ways of the ninja again to Angelico. He said that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner, and when some dude dropped his spoon the ninja murdered the whole town. Both gained overness.
Jeff Jarrett and Chuck Taylor def Angelico and Pentagon Jr.
A limo pulled up outside; most people thought maybe Max Moon came back or something. But no, this was too cool of an entrance for Max Moon. The limo actually contained the king of cool: CARLITO!
Kenny Omega def Carlito Top Shelf Match
Giant Tiger: Yo, sup? Electroshock: Pain...and....suffering. Giant Tiger: Cool cool, I've been dealing with La Parka's antics Electroshock: Suffering... Giant Tiger: You're telling me, he doesn't listen to anything. Electroshock: ...and....pain. Giant Tiger: Preaching to the choir bro
Super Crazy and La Sombra def Electroshock and Giant Tiger
I feel like AAA is descending into madness. This isn't a bad thing, but it certainly is wild. And yet...is it wrong? Are we really diverging that far from the real AAA? Match of the Night: Kenny Omega vs Carlito Speaking of insane....Angelico has requested him and Pentagon teaming on a regular basis as a team. Duke/Dunne, wanna pitch me a name/finisher?
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Apr 26, 2019 9:18:32 GMT -5
AAA Fusion 9/08:
"LET ME TELL YOU, HERMANO, RIGHT HERE NEXT TO ME IS A TRUE NINJA WARRIOR BY THE NAME OF HEXIGON OR WHATEVER JR THE FIFTH. AND HE'S A REAL HERMANO WHO'S GONNA RUN WILD ALL OVER ALL OF HIS OPPONENTS WITH HIS PARTNER TONIGHT SO YOU BETTER BE TAKING YOUR PRAYERS AND SAYING YOUR VITAMINS." Max Moon ended up somehow losing overness despite having better charisma than Pentagon.
Jeff Jarrett and Carlito def Jack Evans and Mini Charly Manson and Angelico and Pentagon Jr. (3-Way Tag Match)
Johnny Polo interviewed Electroshock and Murder Clown. Murder Clown said that tonight their opponents would feel....and he let Electroshock finish, "....and pain suffering."
Men of Low Moral Fiber (Kenny Omega and Chuck Taylor) def Electroshock and Murder Clown
Giant Tiger was with La Parka. He said if La Parka loved chairs so much, why doesn't he marry him. Then he opened up a folding chair and said, "Hey look! I'm sitting on your girlfriend's face! What are you gonna do about it!?" I don't think La Parka understood because he sat down also and seemed quite content. There was much overness gained, especially by Giant Tiger- but La Parka gained too
Super Crazy and La Sombra def Giant Tiger and La Parka
I tried to mix it up for the opener now that we've got some more solid teams. But I also still need to find a way to fit that extra guy into the show somehow. Maybe next week he'll special guest ref or something. Match of the Night: Jarrett/Carlito vs Evans/Manson vs Angelico/Pentagon AND Men of Low Moral Fiber vs Electroshock/Murder Guys are gaining overness nicely this month, I think we'll all be top stars once we hit global.
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Post by The Dunne Deal on Apr 26, 2019 11:01:22 GMT -5
Pentagon Jr and Angelico, how about Tako-Shin
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Post by Hyperion on Apr 26, 2019 16:04:53 GMT -5
How bout "GonJeli & Co."
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Apr 26, 2019 23:48:16 GMT -5
Lucha Libre Premiere 9/11:
The show opens with Carlito warming up in back- this is weird though since he's not actually booked for tonight.
Johnny Polo interviewed Jack Evans and Mini Charly Manson. Jack continued to deride other promotions, noting that "I don't wanna join TNA, because nobody really does anything there." He gained overness from it.
AAA World Tag Team Championship Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.) def Jack Evans and Mini Charly Manson The title gained image, Jack/Mini lost overness, Angelico/Pentagon gained overness
The camera cut to backstage, where Max Moon was walking backstage towards the ring, calling out to various "hermano"s here and there
La Sombra def Max Moon
Johnny Polo interviewed Electroshock. When asked about his opponent, life, work, love life and whatnot Electro gave the same responses; variations on "pain, suffering & and"
Jeff Jarrett def Electroshock
Giant Tiger and Murder Clown were discussing things. Murder tried to suggest that maybe Giant Tiger doesn't really try hard enough, to which Giant Tiger reminded him of his undefeated streak while holding the Cruiserweight Championship. Murder Clown then asked where said Championship was- Giant Tiger started cursing and looking around the back.
Men of Low Moral Fiber (Chuck Taylor and Kenny Omega) def Giant Tiger and Murder Clown
Johnny Polo interviewed La Parka. La Parka was very vitriolic and made some bold statements before waving a chair at the camera- at least I assume they were bold, I don't speak Spanish.
Super Crazy def La Parka Top Shelf Match
Whooo, the tag titles are in the rotation now that they've been freed from Mantaur's meaty grip! It's fun watching how the show evolves and changes (even if slowly) with people getting over. Match of the Night: Super Crazy vs La Parka After the show La Sombra, who hasn't had a singles match in quite a while, asked for another chance against Super Crazy, THAT CAN BE ARRANGED!
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Apr 27, 2019 0:24:44 GMT -5
Sin Limite 9/14:
The show opens with Giant Tiger sitting in the crowd!? He announces drunkenly that he is on strike until his Cruiserweight Championship can be found. A fan tells him to check under his butt- sure enough, he had been sitting on it the whole time. Strike is off guys, everything is cool.
Johnny Polo interviewed Electroshock. Ever eloquent, Electro had these words: "And...suffering......pain." He gained overness, dawg.
AAA Cruiserweight Championship Giant Tiger def Electroshock The title gained image
"LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MEANE GENE AND EVERYONE ONE ELSE. A FEW WEEKS BACK I WAS TAGGING WITH MINI CHARLY MAN-SON BUT NOW HE'S OFF DOING SOMETHING ELSE WITH HIS NEW FRIEND. THAT'S FINE, HERMANO, BECAUSE I'VE GOT A NEW FRIEND TOO- BONEMAN! BONEMAN IS GONNA SHOW YOU JUST WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE A LOT OF CALCIUM VITAMINS AND DRINK MILK. WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN MOONAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU, HERMANO!?" La Parka gained overness
Jack Evans and Mini Charly Manson def La Parka and Max Moon
Johnny Polo interviewed Murder Clown. Murder Clown reminded Chuck Taylor that without Kenny around this week to protect him anything could happen, "Even.....murder."
Chuck Taylor def Murder Clown
Johnny Polo interviewed Tako-Shin (Angelico/Pentagon). Pentagon explained that there was no doubt they would win the Tag Team Championships now that they're on the same page because ninjas don' screw around. Angelico noted that he heard once that a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because said kid opened a window. Pentagon nodded as Angelico gained overness.
Jeff Jarrett and Carlito def Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.)
Johnny Polo interviewed La Sombra. Sombra explained that while he loves tagging with Super Crazy, he still wants to actually overcome him in a match and requested another shot at him.
Super Crazy def La Sombra Top Shelf Match
Kenny Omega is out for a few shows due to his Japanese commitments. In the meanwhile we'll carry on without him and maybe try more stuff Match of the Night: Super Crazy vs La Sombra After the show the road agent emailed me just to talk about how awesome Super Crazy vs La Sombra was
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Apr 27, 2019 0:46:38 GMT -5
AAA Fusion 9/15:
Johnny Polo opens the show interviewing Angelico. Angelico talked about how things have been really good for him lately and maybe Pentagon Jr. seems weird but their partnership is really good for both of them. Angelico gained overness
AAA Mega Heavyweight Championship La Parka def Jack Evans The title gained image
Johnny Polo interviewed Electroshock and Murder Clown. Murder Clown said it wasn't worth trying to get an opinion of tonight's huge battle royal match because Electroshock would just say the same thing. Electro shrugged and said "Suffering and pain." Both gained overness
Jeff Jarrett def Electroshock, Pentagon Jr., Max Moon, Mini Charly Manson, Chuck Taylor, Murder Clown, Jack Evans, La Sombra, and Carlito (10-Man Battle Royale)
Giant Tiger was tired and wanted to go to his dressing room. He opened the door to find MAX MOON!? The head of the Moonamania movement angrily informed Giant Tiger that he was in the wrong room and probably really drunk. Tiger confirmed both of these and decided to wrestle a match instead
Super Crazy def Giant Tiger
It's a little easier to play with a show when there's no real stakes. This show is small and so I'm already cramming folks into it, might as well have some fun, right? Match of the Night: La Parka vs Angelico That was our highest rated (in terms of viewers, not quality) episode of Fusion
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Apr 28, 2019 0:18:20 GMT -5
Lucha Libre Premiere 9/18:
The show as Johnny Polo interviews Electroshock. Electroshock was asked about his opinion on global warming and stuff like that. He said "And suffering, pain."
Johnny Polo then interviewed Pentagon Jr. Pentagon explained that ninjas are the real ultimate power and if you don't believe that you better get a life right now or face getting your head chopped off.
AAA Latin American Championship Electroshock def Pentagon Jr. The title gained image
"LET ME TELL YOU HERMANOS, MINI CHARLY MANSON HAS SEEN THE LIGHT AND HAS CHOSEN-" "Been forcibly booked in" "HAS CHOSEN TO SIDE ONCE AGAIN WITH MAX MOON, THE HEAD OF MOONAMANIA, HERMANO. HIS FORMER TAG PARTNER JACK EVANS IS GONNA EAT A BIG 'OLE LOG OF MOONAMANIA AND WISH HE DRANK MORE MILK!"
Chuck Taylor and Jack Evans def Max Moon and Mini Charly Manson
Johnny Polo interviewed Angelico. Compared to everyone else, Angelico seems normal. He talked about being in a new phase of his career and working harder than ever.
Carlito def Angelico
Johnny Polo interviewed La Parka. La Parka doesn't speak English so it was pretty hard to follow. It's like the only thing he cares about is speaking Spanish, dancing, and pointing at chairs. Weird dude, man.
Jeff Jarrett def La Parka
Giant Tiger and Murder Clown were in the back. Murder Clown asked Giant Tiger what Tiger would do if he murdered him. Tiger thought for a moment and responded, "Probably not a whole lot, what with being dead and all." Giant Tiger got to survive the night and he gained massive overness (the only person to gain at all tonight too)
Super Crazy and La Sombra def Giant Tiger and Murder Clown
Only one guy got over tonight, of course it was Giant Tiger- because he gets over. That's his job I think. Match of the Night: Jeff Jarrett vs La Parka The NWA East owner offered me a job, I told him to suck eggs
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Apr 28, 2019 1:37:54 GMT -5
Sin Limite 9/21:
The show opens as Johnny Polo interviews Mini Charly Manson. Mini notes that contrary to what people think of him, he is indeed not associated with Max Moon. Does he have a sponsorship with Hot Topic Mexico? That he wouldn't say, though they offer great products at reasonable prices- according to him anyway.
Giant Tiger arrived shortly after, drunk and disorderly. He was also disoriented because he assumed he was in the main event but was quickly shuffled out to the ring for the opening match.
AAA Rey de Reyes Championship Murder Clown def Giant Tiger The title gained image
Johnny Polo interviewed Jack Evans. Jack said, "I don't wanna join ROH, because some of those guys were mean to me one time." He gained overness because I guess this "gimmick" is working?
Carlito def Jack Evans
Jeff Jarrett was warming up backstage when he was approached by Max Moon. Moon said he has Jeff's back tonight in their match. It got real awkward after that because Jeff had to explain that they were opponents tonight, not partners. Weird bro.
Jeff Jarrett def Max Moon
Johnny Polo interviewed Tako-Shin (Angelico/Pentagon). Pentagon and Angelico agreed that ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. As such the ninja Pentagon Jr. gained overness
Men of Low Moral Fiber (Chuck Taylor and Kenny Omega) def Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.)
Johnny Polo interviewed Electroshock and La Parka. Well, I mean really he just interviewed Electroshock who kept repeating "Pain and suffering" rhythmically while La Parka danced around a chair. La Parka gained overness.
Super Crazy and La Sombra def Electroshock and La Parka Top Shelf Match
That was a cool show! I like when the system works and the cards keep feeling original. Plus the main event was better than expected. Whoooooo! Match of the Night: Super Crazy and La Sombra vs Electroshock and La Parka After the show La Parka emailed me to suggest teaming with Electroshock on the regular. LET ME KNOW IF YOU GUYS WANNA DO IT KANYON/CAFF AND WHAT THE TEAM NAME AND FINISHER SHOULD BE Also Carlito emailed me he wants blood- Kenny Omega blood to be specific. IT'S GOING GOING DOWN, BABY
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Apr 28, 2019 6:29:27 GMT -5
AAA Fusion 9/22:
Johnny Polo opens the show interviewing Electroshock and La Parka. Both have pretty significant matches today but neither seem to be interested in talking about them. La Parka wiggles his knees while holding a chair above his head as Electroshock changes "Pain....suffering....and" over and over. Both gained overness because it's entertaining yo
AAA Cruiserweight Championship Giant Tiger def Electroshock The title gained image
Johnny Polo interviewed Murder Clown and Pentagon Jr. Murder said he had no interest in ninjas. So Pentagon talked about Angelico, saying he was a great partner. He gained overness for tag team love.
Super Crazy def (in order of elimination) La Parka, Max Moon, Angelico, Pentagon Jr., Mini Charly Manson, La Sombra, Murder Clown, Jack Evans, and Jeff Jarrett (10-Man Battle Royale)
Carlito was in the ring for a special episode of "Too Cool for You." He invited Kenny Omega's tag partner, Chuck Taylor out to learn Kenny's secrets. However, as one might expect, Chuck was unbearably obnoxious for the whole talk show segment and finished off by sucker punching the host! With Carlito down Chuck called his partner down to start the match!
Kenny Omega def Carlito (First Blood Match) Top Shelf Match
Carlito didn't actually ask for a first blood match, but I figured it'd be fun since they've had like a million bouts. Battle Royals are super low rated so don't expect them frequently. Match of the Night: Kenny Omega vs Carlito (top segment in the show too) Nausicaa you still haven't mentioned if you're down for registering an official tag team with La Sombra. His handler, Price, is totes down
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Post by Nausicaä Suzuki on Apr 28, 2019 11:54:54 GMT -5
Name: Crazy (Loco?) Ingobernables? Finisher: Sombra Driver into Super Crazy's Diving Moonsault or Crazy Bomb into Sombra's Split-legged corkscrew senton? Just spit-balling here I'm happy with Loco Ingobernables!!! And Super Crazy seems untouchable somehow XD
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Apr 28, 2019 21:17:50 GMT -5
Lucha Libre Premiere 9/25:
The show opened with Chuck Taylor. He said that nobody believed he could make it without Kenny Omega BUT HE TOTALLY DID YOU MASSIVE PILE OF DICK MARKS! He then had confetti and balloons fall the rafters to celebrate this recent success. All in all it was extremely obnoxious
Johnny Polo then interviewed Electroshock and La Parka. Polo explained that they had registered as an official tag team under the name, "Electric Parade." But when he inquired as to who's idea the name was Electroshock just said "Pain suffering and" and La Parka played musical chairs with himself. La Parka gained overness because musical chairs, dawg
AAA World Tag Team Championship Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.) def Electric Parade (Electroshock and La Parka) The title gained image
Johnny Polo interviewed Jack Evans. Evans said "I just wanna join Luchalibreaaaworldwide (it's a long name), I want a wrestler who is made out of bones." Deep thoughts man.
Carlito def Jack Evans
Johnny Polo interviewed Mini Charly Manson. Mini said he was pretty sure nobody was as dark as him. When it was pointed out that some people where more black clothes then him he noted "Oh, I meant dark inside."
Carlito def Mini Charly Manson
In the back, Max Moon was on the phone with somebody. He was saying "hermano" a lot but that's pretty part for the course. We can assume the person on the other end was whoever the Spanish and Space equivalent of Brutus Beefcake is.
Kenny Omega def Max Moon
Giant Tiger and Murder Clown were in the back. Giant Tiger scratches himself, then looks angrily at the camera and asks if that's a crime or something and maybe people shouldn't judge them so much. He then licks his hand and uses it to clean his face like a cat. Murder Clown licked a knife but it was decidedly less cute.
Loco Ingobernables (Super Crazy and La Sombra) def Giant Tiger and Murder Clown
Whooo! Two new official tag teams on the roster. So a note on those, what it means is that if your character ends up in a tag match, they're more likely for me to put them with their partner than some rando. That's all. Oh also tag teams gain experience in the game and their matches improve. Also at about 25 experience (25 matches as an official team) the game randomly generates a relationship between them. Will you come to hate your partner or be loyal to them for all time? Who knows! Match of the Night: Carlito vs Jack Evans The road agent emailed me after the show to fawn over Angelico and Pentagon, sure bro.
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Apr 28, 2019 21:53:29 GMT -5
Benefit Show 9/27:
The show opened as a futuristic limo pulled into the parking garage. Out stepped Max Moon who declared that Moonamania was gonna run wild on the show- I mean he did it in all caps but this isn't a direct quote. Max gained a whole lot of overness and probably saved his career from this one segment.
Immediately after, Giant Tiger leapt into the limo demanding the driver drive. He wasn't gonna break his neck in "f***ing HIAC" for just a few hotdogs and some beer. He tried to leave but was eventually dragged out off the car by security. He gained overness because the fans love Giant Tiger antics
AAA Rey de Reyes Championship Murder Clown def Giant Tiger (Hell in a Cell) Title gained image
Carlito was in the ring with his talk show, "Too Cool for You" set up. He called out his opponent tonight for an "interview." However, instead of following wrestling tradition and something going wrong, it was actually a really nice sit down chat that covered some interesting anecdotes from the two veterans.
Jeff Jarrett def Carlito (Falls Count Anywhere Match)
Johnny Polo interviewed Electroshock and La Parka (Electric Parade). Electroshock wanted to make sure people understood where he stood on "Pain and Suffering." And La Parka wanted to make sure people understood that sometimes he stood on chairs- like he did in the promo. Electroshock gained overness because why not?
Men of Low Moral Fiber (Kenny Omega and Chuck Taylor) def Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.) and Electric Parade (Electroshock and La Parka) (Tables Ladders and Chairs Match)
Johnny Polo interviewed Jack Evans and Mini Charly Manson. Mini tried to give a speech about earning his way to the top and how proud he was but Jack pushed him over and proclaimed into the microphone "I just wanna join Luchalibreaaaworldwide, I want a wreeestler who's legally a tiger....man!" It got him over because nobody cares about real speeches, just gimmicks.
Loco Ingobernables (Super Crazy and La Sombra) def Jack Evans and Mini Charly Manson (Hardcore Match) Top Shelf Match
Whooo, what a hot and fresh-feeling show! Loving all the new tag teams and the idea of trying to put Giant Tiger in super scary matches to improve the ratings (it didn't work). Match of the Night: Jeff Jarrett vs Carlito After the show the road agent was all up on my dick about how much he liked Jeff Jarrett vs Carlito
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