Results for October

[La Familia Price]

The gringos want to break up because they are afraid of LI.

[Kira Izumi]

KENY'S WEAK! HE LOST TO THE UNCOOL CARLITO AND KEEPS ON NOT WANTING TO TAG WITH ME EVERY WEEK! He... He actually hurt my feelings not wanting to tag, you know? like.... what? no! i'm not crying! your crying you losers! Chuck Taylor is the best! Chuck Taylor beat the best! Chuck Taylor number uno amigos!

[Mongo the Destroyer]

Lucha Libre Premiere 10/23:

The show opened as Chuck Talyor is walking through the back. He's got a lot on his mind and decides to enter into his partner, Kenny Omega's, dressing room. What will they talk about? Who knows, right?

After that Johnny Polo interviewed Angelico. Angelico said he was thankful for all the opportunities that AAA has given him. He's teamed with a legend and now he's teaming with a real live ninja. Cool right? The fans agree and he gains overness.

AAA Latin American Championship
Electroshock def Angelico
The title gained image

"LET ME TELL YOU, MEAN GENE. I'M HERE TODAY WITH A REAL LIVE BONE MAN! HE'S A MAN MADE OF BONES, SO I IMAGINE MOST OF THE VITAMINS HE TAKES ARE CALCIUM! MINI CHARLES MANSON AND JERK EVANS THINK THEY CAN LIVE WITHOUT MOONAMANIA IN THEIR LIVES BUT THEY ARE SO SO WRONG, HERMANO. WELL LET ME TELL YOU, HERMANO. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN MOONAMANIA AND BONE MAN RUN WILD ON YOU!?"

Mini Charly Manson and Jack Evans def La Parka and Max Moon

Johnny Polo interviewed Pentagon Jr. He tried to keep things normal but Pentagon went off the rails a bit and started talking about like half yin-yangs in guys eyes and being trapped in said eyes for an eternity in a second or something. Dude it was straight up confusing and because even Polo couldn't rescue it he lost some significant overness- which super sucks.

Jeff Jarrett def Pentagon Jr.

Giant Tiger and Murder Clown were in the back. Murder noted that things seem different now that we're touring globally. Giant said "Yeah, I can actually drink the water- not that I do, I mean, that's what beer is for. But like if I'm dying and there's no beer but I really need liquids and nobody has a nice cocktail or even a shot or lactating breast to suckle then I am definitely more confident about accepting water."

Loco Ingobernables (Super Crazy and La Sombra) def Giant Tiger and Murder Clown

Carlito said there was a really cool person in the audience. So he went out among the crowd and found the EWR Creator Adam Ryland trying to enjoy the show and hide his face since he's been trying to sell TEW for years now but has to live with the shame that EWR is still better. Anyway it was cool- y'know, because Carlito.

Carlito def Kenny Omega (Cage Match)
During the match Chuck Taylor ran out to open the door for Kenny....ONLY TO SLAM IT IN HIS FACE! Carlito was able to pick up the win and Chuck continued his assault on Kenny Omega! It looks like the Men of Low Moral Fiber are over!

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That was a dope episode in my opinion- BUT PENTAGON WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US!? Poor Johnny Polo is starting to crack under the pressure, I think.

Match of the Night: Carlito vs Kenny Omega (Cage Match)

I have broken up Chuck Taylor and Kenny Omega's team and will try to keep them from teaming again in the future.

[Mongo the Destroyer]

BREAKING NEWS

Murder Clown has admitted he has a cocaine problem and has been sent to rehab.

Vastrix if you wanna switch with one of the developmental call ups here let me know. Or you could wait till next month's crop come in and gamble that they might be better. Or you could just wait out Murder Clown. Just let me know

[Mongo the Destroyer]

Homenaje A Antonio Pena 10/25:

Max Moon def Giant Tiger (Cage Match)

Johnny Polo interviewed Jack Evans and Mini Charly Manson. They talked about how they've been kicked around by "the man" and about their growing inner darkness. I mean, Evans wasn't real up on the darkness stuff but Manson brought it on strong. Anyway Jack Evans wants AAA to make Jack Great Again!

AAA World Tag Team Championship
Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.) def Jack Evans and Mini Charly Manson (Ladder Match)
Top Shelf Match, Title gained image

Johnny Polo tried to interview La Parka. Parka was being difficult though and gestured wildly at his chair and even hit himself with it a few times. He also hit a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken with said chair. Oh La Parka, such silly antics- it's not like he's trying to communicate or something.

Chuck Taylor def La Parka (Falls Count Anywhere Match)
Top Shelf Match

Johnny Polo "inerviewed" Electroshock. Electroshock however wasn't being cooperative and only said four words: "Pain and Suffering, Tacos." Johnny is starting to break with reality AND LOST MORE OVERNESS, WHAT IS GOING ON!?

Jeff Jarrett def Electroshock (I Quit Match)

Johnny Polo interviewed Loco Ingobernables. They said it was about time they got a chance to talk. Here they were on Pena's show and they were not gonna be ignored any more! Super Crazy came back riding his lawn mower and La Sombra THREW A PICTURE OF ANTONIO PENA UNDER IT! It was probably not the best night for such a promo though. Like for real guys, he's dead.

Kenny Omega and Carlito def Loco Ingobernables (Hardcore Match)
Top Shelf Match

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Yeah, with 3 out of 5 matches being top shelf, this was our best ppv in terms of quality anyway. All around amazing show. But I am legit really worried about Johnny Polo losing overness.

Match of the Night: Carlito and Kenny Omega vs Loco Ingobernables (Hardcore Match)

After the show the road agent was talking about what a great team Angelico and Pentagon Jr. are. It's interesting too because Angelico has actually gotten better in the ring since we started (checked his stats). Usually guys go down, so he's getting something out of this I guess.

[Nausicaä Suzuki]

Super Crazy's 2-3 month winning streak is finally over XD

And I think he would be the type to destroy pictures of dead people lol.

LI for life!

[Kira Izumi]

Chuck is the best! Chuck Numero Uno! Chuck is the best! Chuck numero uno!

[ForeverKuroi]

Do what you gotta do with Omega.

Suddenly after Dylan stopped being Omega, he became cool again.

[Mongo the Destroyer]

Sin Limite 10/26:

A really big and impressive limousine pulls up outside. The driver goes around to open the door and out falls Giant Tiger. After getting up and dusting himself off he thanks whoever was inside for the lift after their wild night of partying and gets ready to rock the house in the name of booze and Tigers.

After that Johnny Polo interviewed Electroshock. Electro was really intent on talking about Pain and Suffering Tacos- maybe it's a local brand? I think the fans are withholding their judgement till the internet can figure out what this is all about.

AAA Cruiserweight Championship
Giant Tiger def Electroshock
The title gained image

Johnny Polo interviewed Jack Evans. Jack feels like everyone is living in the past on TV. He wondered why he's not getting a million new follows a day on his twitter machine. I mean, I guess I heard of twitter but isn't that only for like younger millennials, not the late 80's ones? Anyway he finishes by saying "#makejackgreatagain"

Mini Charly Manson def Jack Evans

"LET ME TELL YOU MEAN GENE! I'M HERE WITH BONEMAN AGAIN. BONEMAN CAN'T WIN BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE MUSCLES. SO THROUGH THE POWER OF MOONAMANIA WE'RE GONNA WISH REAL HARD FOR HIM TO GET BO- MUSCLES ON HIS BONES, SORT OF LIKE HIS PARTNER WHO'S MADE OF MUSCLES BUT DOESN'T HAVE SKIN. MAYBE WE SHOULD WISH FOR SKIN TOO, HERMANO."

Carlito and Jeff Jarrett def La Parka and Max Moon

Johnny Polo interviewed Tako-Shin. They wanted to show off a new technique they'll hopefully use in matches called the 100 Meter Punch. Pentagon Jr. wound up and hit Angelico with a hard punch that sent him off-camera. Wow, bro.

Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) def Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.)

Chuck Taylor was backstage. He said everyone's been asking why he attacked Kenny but the answer was pretty clear. "Here I am the Kentucky Gentleman with some loser who wants to golden shower everyone. That's no way to live. Kenny sucks and he can't even win matches- except the ones that Chuck carries him in either physically or in spirit. AND YOU CAN EAT THAT BECAUSE CHUCK NEVER LOSES, AND IF HE DID IT WAS HIS BROTHER CHAD. EL EXITO, RAMEN NOODLE HAIR BURRO-HOLE!"

Kenny Omega def Chuck Taylor
Top Shelf Match

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Nobody got over tonight but the main event was better than I expected. If you want certain matches feel free to ask me (since that's what Kira did for Kenny/Chuck).

Match of the Night: Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) vs Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.)

After the show the road agent contacted me and mentioned that Carlito and Jeff Jarrett make a good team. DYLAN AND Timeless LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANNA MAKE A TEAM- I NEED CONFIRMATION FROM YOU BOTH. Also a team name/finisher

[Mongo the Destroyer]

AAA Fusion 10/27:

The show opened as Johnny Polo interviewed La Parka. Well, "interviewed" is a strong word. La Parka danced around and kept making batman hand gestures on his eyes and pretend to sneak. Then he tripped over his chair.

After that Johnny Polo interviewed Pentagon Jr. Pentagon explained that now with the burden of leadership, training Angelico in the ways of the ninja, he feels more empowered and better than ever. The crowd popped for teaming and he gained overness.

AAA Mega Heavyweight Championship
La Parka def Pentagon Jr.
The title gained image

Johnny Polo interviewed Mini Charly Manson. Mini said he loves showing his skill on a global stage- well, that was if he had any love in his deep dark soul of darkness. Which he doesn't. He also doesn't have any love for Chuck Taylor, and he'll show it tonight.

Chuck Taylor def Mini Charly Manson

"LET ME TELL YOU MEAN GENE THAT TONIGHT I'M HERE WITH SOME LOCAL YOUTH! HE'S BEEN DOING THE FACEBOOK AND THE GOOGLE AND IS GETTING HIS NEW CATCHPHRASE OUT THERE. BUT TONIGHT ISN'T ABOUT HASH-BAGS AND TWEENS OR WHATEVER. IT'S ABOUT MOONAMANIA RUNNING WILD ON ALL WHO OPPOSE IT. WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN MOONAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?"
*Jack Evans does not seem happy with this but whatever bro, paying dues.*

Carlito and Jeff Jarrett def Jack Evans and Max Moon

Johnny Polo interviewed Angelico and Electroshock. Angelico offered to have Electro join their dojo or whatever they call ninja training academies. Electroshock felt that "Suffer and Tacos Pain" was both a coherent sentence and a proper answer.

Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) def Angelico and Electroshock

Giant Tiger realized he wasn't booked tonight and Murder Clown didn't seem to be waiting around for the inevitable main event he was pregaming for. So he left. A few moments later he was carried back in by security because he's actually in a main event singles match.

Kenny Omega def Giant Tiger

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A better show than I expected. Those of you usually associated with the lower card might find more wins coming because you actually got over at the PPV. Neat.

Match of the Night: Chuck Taylor vs Mini Charly Manson

Weekly War Report: We are now at the point where we're holding TNA's head underwater hoping it'll drown back down to national level.

Kenny Omega emailed me after the show because working with Giant Tiger is sort of like a punishment I think. He said he'd rather face off against- you guessed it- Carlito

[Mongo the Destroyer]

Lucha Libre Premiere 10/30:

The show opened Johnny Polo interviewed Tako-Shin. They wanted to show off Pentagon's even newer move. The 100% Punch. After gathering his spirit force for a few moments he punched Angelico off camera. It honestly looked almost the same as the 100 Meter Punch.

After that Johnny Polo interviewed Electric Parade. La Parka spent the promo putting over Electroshock- haha, I'm kidding, La Parka only speaks Spanish so he could have been calling him a bubba gump shrimp for all I know. Electroshock wanted to make sure we were ready for some Pain Tacos and Suffering. Electro gained overness.

AAA World Tag Team Championship
Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.) def Electric Parade (Electroshock and La Parka)
The title gained image

Johnny Polo interviews Mini Charly Evans. Mini said that he's been scouring the web for dark rituals and incantations and all the sort of other stuff goths look into when they're board. Though he also seems really bro-y for a goth. Hmmmmm.....

Chuck Taylor def Mini Charly Evans

Johnny Polo interviewed Jack Evans. Evans said, "I've said enough. #mjga." Which honestly was impressive to pronounce as one word

Jeff Jarrett def Jack Evans

Giant Tiger was in the ring. He said he felt like celebrating because he's had some particularly fine mezcal (tequila brewed outside of the normal tequila regions). Oh also he's somehow still Cruiserweight champ. But right when the balloons were starting to fall out came Max Moon! He looked serious but GT was in it for the funzies and eventually won over the future man to party with him in the ring celebrating nothing really at all if you think about it.

Loco Ingobernables (Super Crazy and La Sombra) def Giant Tiger and Max Moon

Carlito was shown walking backstage eating an apple. That's literally it.

Kenny Omega def Carlito (Texas Death Match)
Top Shelf Match

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Carlito eating an apple was our 3rd highest rated segment. I don't know what that says about us.

Match of the Night: Carlito vs Kenny Omega (Texas Death Match)

Whoo, I'm ready for the next month!