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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 1, 2019 3:33:28 GMT -5
Lucha Libre Premiere 10/02:
The show opened with Chuck Taylor walking in the back being just...just a total douche. Which is in character for him.
Johnny Polo then interviewed Electric Parade. When asked about his feelings on tonight's match, Electroshock said, "Pain...and....suffering......tacos." Everyone was shocked and thought he said "Tako" because that's their opponent. He didn't, but we won't figure that out probably till later in the month- but you know because this is a transcript. Anyway since he seems to be able to say opponents names now (he can't) he gained overness
AAA World Tag Team Championship
Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.) def Electric Parade (Electroshock and La Parka)
The title gained image
Johnny Polo interviewed Jack Evans. Evans said "I just wanna join Luchalibreaaaworldwide (it's a long name), I want a wrestler who wears a skin-muscle suit." Deep thoughts man.
Carlito def Jack Evans
Jeff Jarrett was backstage when Max Moon came up to him. "I HEARD WHAT YOU'VE BEEN SAYING ABOUT ME HERMANO" but that just incensed Jarrett who's Spanish is crap and the two got nose-to-nose over probably nothing both spewing things out at each other.
Jeff Jarrett def Max Moon
Johnny Polo interviewed Mini Charly Manson. Mini pointed out that he's not really that small and calling him a mini is sort of a stretch. Sort of like how some people call Kenny Omega anything worth anyone's time.
Kenny Omega def Mini Charly Manson
Giant Tiger and Murder Clown were in the back. Murder Clown brought Giant Tiger a mouse he'd murdered. Tiger threw down magazine of female felines he was reading and yelled "OH, NOW I'M A F***ING CAT TO YOU HUH!?" But his rage was heavily undercut because then he started chasing at an arrant laser pointer
Loco Ingobernables (Super Crazy and La Sombra) def Giant Tiger and Murder Clown
We're sooooo close to global level guys. Everything will probably get jostled a little then. Match of the Night: Kenny Omega vs Mini Charly Manson Carlito straight up doesn't like wrestling Jack Evans and just like every other time they've had a match he emailed me after the show requesting to take on Kenny Omega. SURE CARLITO, I HOPE YOU LIKE GIMMICKS THOUGH |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 1, 2019 4:11:41 GMT -5
Sin Limite 10/05:
The show opened as Johnny Polo interviewed Mini Charly Manson. He was excited the brand was expanding- EXPANDING HIS DARKNESS. He also mentioned that Hot Topic US has been totally calling him because we're sure to believe that.
After that Johnny Polo interviewed Pentagon Jr. Polo asked what ninjas do when they aren't flipping out and killing people. Pentagon explained that most of their free time is spent flying, but sometimes they stab. He gained overness for this thoughtful dissertation.
AAA Cruiserweight Championship
Giant Tiger def Pentagon Jr.
The title gained image
Johnny Polo interviewed Electric Parade. While La Parka air guitared on a chair and danced by shaking his knees, Electroshock said "Taco pain....and suffering."
Jack Evans and Max Moon def Electric Parade (Electroshock and La Parka)
Jeff Jarrett was talking to some producers backstage when Chuck Taylor walked up to him because just all the douche. Jeff really didn't have patience for his doucheyness and straight up SNAPPED ONE OF CHUCKS FINGERS! Chuck went down screaming and crying but the veteran didn't give a crap and walked off to gorilla for his match.
Jeff Jarrett def Chuck Taylor
Carlito was in the back getting warmed up, and by that I mean he was eating an apple and looking at himself in a mirror.
Kenny Omega def Carlito (Submission Match)
Top Shelf Match
Johnny Polo interviewed Angelico and Murder Clown. Murder asked how Angelico is enjoying tagging. Angelico said it was cool. Murder seemed a little down- but both got over so who cares?
Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) def Angelico and Murder Clown
A bunch of fine new matches surrounded the forever semi-feud of Carlito/Kenny Match of the Night: Kenny Omega vs Carlito (Submission Match) WE'VE GONE GLOBAL, BABY! |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 3, 2019 5:07:22 GMT -5
AAA Fusion 10/06:
The show opened as Johnny Polo interviewed Jack Evans. Evans said that he didn't wanna join JAPW because "I hate that f***ing Rhino!" Harsh man.
After that Johnny Polo interviewed Pentagon Jr. Pentagon wanted everyone to get pumped. Like really really pumped. Like get your blood hot and crazy pumped. Such is the way of the ninja I guess.
AAA Mega Heavyweight Championship
La Parka vs Pentagon Jr.
The title gained image
Johnny Polo interviewed Mini Charly Manson. Mini said he was currently in talks with Hot Topic- the main brand. But he'll wrestle too or whatever. Mexico likes a hometown boy making it big so he gained overness
Carlito def Mini Charly Manson
"LET ME TELL YOU, MEAN GENE....AND THE REST OF THE WORLD. I'M HERE WITH THE NUMBER ONE FAN OF MOONAMANIA, ANGELICO AND TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA GO MOON OUT ON SOME TOTAL JERKS. NOTHING IS GONNA STOP MOONAMANIA FROM RUNNING WILD ON THEM, HERMANO!"
Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) def Angelico and Max Moon
Johnny Polo interviewed Electroshock and Murder Clown. Murder Clown was real proud to be filling in for La Parka. Electro only wanted to talk bout "Pain and Suffering Tacos." Both gained overness.
Men of Low Moral Fiber (Chuck Taylor and Kenny Omega) def Electroshock and Murder Clown
THERE'S A SHOVING MATCH IN THE BACK! WHO IS IT!? Wait, what? GIANT TIGER AND JEFF JARRETT!? ARE THEY REALLY GONNA DO A PROGRAM BETWEEN THE TWO? Jeff lost some overness because...really....are they gonna do a program between the two?
Jeff Jarrett def Giant Tiger
Whooo, global show, new roster positions, AND another primetime show. Also the smarks don't understand the beauty of Giant Tiger.....yet. Match of the Night: Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) vs Angelico and Max Moon Weekly War Report: "Here is my weekly report on our battle with TNA. We have superior star power on our roster, which is hurting their image. We are seen as having better workers, and this is causing fans to choose us over them. The fans see us as being the more professional promotion, thanks to our higher production values."Also primadona Carlito wants Kenny Omega again |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 3, 2019 5:40:43 GMT -5
Lucha Libre Premiere 10/09:
The show opened Johnny Polo interviewing Mini Charly Manson. Mini said that now that he's a big sponsor guy he still hasn't forgotten his roots- deep dark brooding darkness. Nobody is as dark as Mini Charly Manson.
Suddenly a nearby door swings wide open and in stumbles Giant Tiger. He's drunk as a sku- uh....polecat- and ready to do whatever crap the boss says as long as it's not another HiaC, which he says as one word.
AAA Rey de Reyes Championship
Murder Clown def Giant Tiger
The title gained image
Johnny Polo interviewed Tako-Shin. Angelico and Pentagon started talking about a ninja movie they were thinking of pitching to Hollywood. They hope you'll like it as much as everyone likes looking at naked ladies
Chuck Taylor and Jack Evans def Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.)
Jeff Jarrett is coming out to the ring when he gets jumped by a red hot Max Moon! A scuffle ensues but suddenly JEFF JARRETT MOONS OUT!? AND HE HITS THE LEGDROP OF ZOOM!?
Jeff Jarrett def Max Moon
Johnny Polo interviewed Electric Parade. La Parka's chair was airbrushed with a sweet pic of both guys. Electroshock explained it was "Suffering....Pain.....Tacos.....And......"
Loco Ingobernables (Super Crazy and La Sombra) def Electric Parade (Electroshock and La Parka)
Top Shelf Match
The camera finds Carlito in the audience. He refuses to work and is on strike until he gets to get his hands on Kenny Omega....IN A LADDER MATCH! So he does get those things.
Kenny Omega def Carlito (Ladder Match)
Top Shelf Match
Hey wow, double main event feel! That Kenny/Carlito match is probably the highest overall rated match we've ever had. Match of the Night: Kenny Omega vs Carlito (Ladder Match) [easily] That was our best show so far, THE BOOKING SYSTEM WORKS, GUYS. Also the road agent emailed me after the show to once again talk about his boner for Crazy and La Sombra |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 4, 2019 8:26:48 GMT -5
Sin Limite 10/12:
The show opened as Johnny Polo interviewed Mini Charly Manson. Mini said that today was the day of the dead- not literally; that's on November 2nd. But in his black soul every day is the day of the dead.
After that Johnny Polo interviewed Angelico. Angelico said he was really excited for tonight's match. Now that's he's been training as a ninja he wants to show off all his new moves. He gained overness from this.
AAA Latin American Championship
Electroshock def Angelico
The title gained image
Johnny Polo interviewed Jack Evans. Evans said that he's had it with being overlooked and under booked. Then he crossed his fingers and said, "Jack lives matter." What with it being 2011 and Twitter still haven't not taken over the internet entirely, the hashtag reference is a little premature.
Jeff Jarrett def Jack Evans.
Carlito is out for another episode of "Too Cool for You." His interviewee is Max Moon. The two try to have a normal conversation but Carlito keeps teasing Moon and making suggestions that some guys are underused- others earned their mediocrity. Before Max could do something about it though he got a face full of apple for being not cool.
Carlito def Max Moon
Johnny Polo interviewed La Parka and Pentagon Jr. Well, he tried. Pentagon tried too, since he was with a different....whatever. It was hard to concentrate on anything because La Parka was showing off a particularly vigorous interpretive dance involving a chair and yelling out Spanish lyrics. Pentagon gained overness for using that ninja power of keeping cool and not killing the skeleton man.
Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) def La Parka and Pentagon Jr.
Giant Tiger and Murder Clown were in the back. Tiger was sucking down a beer and grumbling about some crap he read online. Murder Clown said that Tiger should murder those "star slingers." Giant Tiger pointed out that Murder Clown's answer is always murder.
Men of Low Moral Fiber (Chuck Taylor and Kenny Omega) def Giant Tiger and Murder Clown
Poor Johnny Polo. He's holding everything together and still can't get a proper interview out of these wackos half the time. Match of the Night: Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) vs La Parka and Pentagon Jr. Carlito has gone full diva. Wrestle Jack? "I want Omega." Wrestle Mini? "I want Omega." Wrestle Moon? OH HE WANTS OMEGA YET AGAIN. |
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Post by Nausicaä Suzuki on May 4, 2019 8:44:03 GMT -5
What if Omega were to ever say no?  |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 4, 2019 8:56:29 GMT -5
AAA Fusion 10/13:
The show opened as Johnny Polo interviewed Mini Charly Manson. Mini explained to the non-Mexican audience the history behind minis in lucha libre. It was fascinating and so he gained overness.
After that Johnny Polo interviewed Electric Parade. They were ecstatic to be back together. La Parka kept rubbing Electroshock with his chair as Electro purred "Tacos....pain and suffering...." It was a bizarre scene to say the least but both gained overness so who am I to judge?
AAA World Tag Team Championship
Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.) def Electric Parade (Electroshock and La Parka)
The title gained image
Johnny Polo interviewed Jack Evans. Jack explained that he's trying to collate his new slogan online so that others can attached themselves to it? It's pretty hard to follow for a 2011 audience. Anyway I guess I'm supposed to write it as "# Jack Lives Matter"?
Chuck Taylor def Jack Evans
Jeff Jarrett was out in the ring running his mouth about how crazy Max Moon got. This incites Moon to come out and call Jarrett names; mostly hermano but some of them actually mean. Jarrett throws out a slapnuts in there too. Yes, we've resorted to name calling. The smarks are about as hot on this as they were on Jarrett/Tiger and Jarrett lost more overness.
Jeff Jarrett def Max Moon
Giant Tiger and Murder Clown were in the back. Murder Clown says that at this point their practically a tag team. Giant Tiger responds, "Eeeehhhhhh, I don't really like being pigeonholed like that." Murder quickly retorts that he doesn't like being associated with a drunk tiger person but you can hear the hurt in his voice.
Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) def Giant Tiger and Murder Clown
Carlito enters the arena, takes off his sunglasses, bites and apple and says "Now we're gonna get cool."
Kenny Omega def Carlito (Tables Match)
Top Shelf Match
Yikes, poor Jarrett just keeps losing overness in any program we try with him. WHO DO THE FANS WANT TO SEE HIM FIGHT!? SCREW YOU, DAVE, THE TOKYO DOME IS FOR WEEBS! Match of the Night: Kenny Omega vs Carlito (Tables Match) Weekly War Report: We are pwning the crap out of TNA and will probably eclipse them next week. Then it's just a dash to the E and hopefully a happy ending? We've warped the wrestling world, fellow Mexican National fed, CMLL has gone national. YES, ROAD AGENT, I KNOW SOMBRA/CRAZY IS A GOOD TEAM. |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 4, 2019 9:34:51 GMT -5
Lucha Libre Premiere 10/16:
The show opened Johnny Polo interviewing Mini Charly Manson. Mini was decked out in a whole bunch of his own merchandise. He said nothing is better than black clothes- except black clothes with Mini Charly Manson on it.
After that Johnny Polo tried to interview Electroshock. Electroshock is a man of few words. Specifically "Pain, and, suffering, and taco." Those are his words
AAA Cruiserweight Championship
Giant Tiger def Electroshock
The title gained image
Johnny Polo interviewed Jack Evans. Evans said that guys like him, skinnier guys, not the "normal wrestler" were overlooked. He then dropped "#jacklivesmatter" again. Nevermind that most of AAA are lightweights.....
Jeff Jarret def Jack Evans
Carlito has the ring set up for "Too Cool for You." He invites Max Moon out again and once again starts to tear down how uncool he is. But before the apple gets in his face, Max Moon sucker punches Carlito and the match is already starting!
Carlito def Max Moon
Johnny Polo interviewed Tako-Shin. Pentagon was having Angelico do disappearing exercises. It was really difficult and Pentagon kept explaining that Angelico needed to turn into a block of wood but all Angelico could turn into was a curled up lightweight wrestler. Pentagon Jr gained overness from this
Loco Ingobernables (Super Crazy and La Sombra) def Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.)
Johnny Polo interviewed La Parka and Murder Clown. Murder Clown said that him and Parka go way back, but Parka seemed confused and tried to explain something to Murder Clown with finger numbers and masks and something. I couldn't follow any of it due to the language barrier but Murder Clown seemed convinced. Oh and La Parka gained overness.
Men of Low Moral Fiber (Chuck Taylor and Kenny Omega) def La Parka and Murder Clown
I am real sleepy but this is soooo addictive. I wonder if we'll be able to take down WWE easily Match of the Night: Loco Ingobernables (Super Crazy and La Sombra) vs Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.) After the show the road agent emailed me to tell me that Tiger/Electro and Carlito/Moon are not good combos. But Carlito didn't email me so I guess that's a win. |
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Post by Kira Izumi on May 4, 2019 10:08:34 GMT -5
WE'RE THE BEST! AROUND! AIN'T NOTHING EVER GONNA KEEP US DOWN! BECAUSE WE'RE THE BEST! AROUND! NUH NUNUNUH NUH UH HUH!
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Post by La Familia Price on May 4, 2019 18:53:56 GMT -5
Yall are welcome for the house, LI making everyone money.
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 4, 2019 19:03:51 GMT -5
Yall are welcome for the house, LI making everyone money. F'real dawgs, LI is a huge draw |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 5, 2019 0:49:07 GMT -5
Sin Limite 10/19:
The show opened as Johnny Polo interviewed Mini Charly Manson. Mini explained that those who enjoy things gothic are different than nihilists. Nihilists don't believe in anything, goths believe in darkness. Also goths come from a historical group of people and have their own art style and architecture.
After that we find Max Moon on his phone. Remember 2011? The veeeery first smart phones were coming out. So he's on a flip phone. Moon is instructing the hermano on the other line to take his vitamins and say his prayers.
AAA Mega Heavyweight Championship
La Parka def Max Moon
The title gained image
Johnny Polo interviewed Jack Evans. Took the microphone from Polo and went on a rant about how he (the young inexperienced high flier) understood where Jeff Jarrett (the veteran who grew up in wrestling and probably makes 100k more than him) is at right now. Except that Jack's stock is going up and Jeff's is going down. Polo lost some significant overness from this #jacklivesmatter crap.
Jeff Jarrett def Jack Evans.
Johnny Polo interviewed Electroshock. Electro spent most of the promo staring daggers into Polo, who's having a bad day as-is. Finally he growled "Tacos....and....suffering.....pain!" He gained overness.
Carlito def Electroshock
Johnny Polo interviewed Tako-Shin. Angelico said that he's been studying the way of the ninja via the use of media. He wanted to show Pentagon and Johnny a new move he learned. After flashing some gang signs he yelled "SEXY NO JITSU!" and to the shock of everyone a really hot girl walked buy. Angelico gained overness because why wouldn't he?
Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) def Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.)
Giant Tiger and Murder Clown were in the back. Murder said that Giant Tiger smelled like booze and sadness. Tiger sniffed and said that he probably didn't shower after drinking and crying into a hooker's lap last night. It wasn't all crying though, he clarified, there was also purring. And attempted milk-drinking that led to crying for all parties involved.
Men of Low Moral Fiber (Chuck Taylor and Kenny Omega) def Giant Tiger and Murder Clown
Uh-oh. Johnny Polo losing overness could be bad for us. We were sort of riding on him to the top. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE JACK EVANS!? Match of the Night: Carlito vs Electroshock AND Loco Ingobernables vs Tako-Shin [TIE!] The road agent emailed me after the show to talk about Carlito and Electroshock being a good paring- Unlike Jarrett and Evans- jeez dude, give me a break. |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 5, 2019 1:27:18 GMT -5
AAA Fusion 10/20:
The show opened as Johnny Polo interviewed Mini Charly Manson. Mini said that after last night a lot of message board people said he wasn't really goth. He insisted he was totally really goth and dark. Though he didn't really offer any reason why.
After that we moved to the ring where Giant Tiger was. Tiger said today was Giant Tiger day because he felt like it. The crowd seemed fine with it while sweet tiger graphics played on the Triple-tron and balloons and streamers fell. Also Tiger got drunk but at this point that's probably to be assumed.
AAA Rey de Reyes Championship
Murder Clown def Giant Tiger
The title gained image
Johnny Polo interviewed Jack Evans. Jack said he saw an advertisement that day that asked, "what does winning sound like?" To which he could only respond, "I don't f***ing know, I never win. MAKE JACK GREAT AGAIN!"
Jeff Jarrett def Jack Evans
Carlito was in the ring with everything set up for "Too Cool for You," his talk show. Max Moon was his guest yet again. After all the bad blood, Carlito tried to do a straight interview but Moon kept tearing into Carlito over all his losses to Kenny Omega. Finally Carlito couldn't take it and attacked Moon, beating him all over the set.
Carlito def Max Moon
Johnny Polo interviewed Tako-Shin. They were delighted to tell Johnny that Angelico had learned a sweet new ninja move caled the Rasengan. Angelico held his hand out and did some weird gang signs above it. And in his hand appeared....nothing. Duh. But then Angelico reached out towards Johnny Polo AND HE WAS BLOWN BACK! AMAZING! Both gained overness because that was cooler than it should have been
Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) def Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.)
Johnny Polo interviewed Electric Parade. The three put on a parade and did the electric slide- really it was sort of cool. Electroshock provided the lyrics, "Suffering....Pain....Tacos....aaaaaand...." Both guys got over, dope.
Men of Low Moral Fiber (Chuck Taylor and Kenny Omega) def Electric Parade (Electroshock and La Parka)
Johnny Polo putting in work tonight getting people over to make up for the travesty that Jack Evans caused Match of the Night: Men of Low Moral Fiber (Chuck Taylor and Kenny Omega) vs Electric Parade (Electroshock and La Parka) Weekly War Report: We still trounced TNA even with a weakened Johnny Polo AND WE'RE NOW THE #2 PROMOTION IN THE WORLD BAY BAY! BUT Just when you wanted to celebrate, Carlito felt real bad about what Max Moon said and wants to prove himself again against Kenny Omega- because I guess he doesn't know wrestling is scripted? |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 5, 2019 1:30:34 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS!
After tagging for 25 matches, the game has assigned a backstage relationship to Chuck Taylor and Kenny Omega.
THEY DISLIKE EACH OTHER!
Kira or Kuroi, let me know if you wanna break up- I only need one vote to do it in this sort of situation.
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Post by Kira Izumi on May 5, 2019 16:04:08 GMT -5
FUCK YOU KENNY! YOU WANNA KNOW WHO KILLED HIM CARTMAN? CHUCKY T DID! (if we hate each other, which is super weird, we probably should break up. PS i still love you kenny and kuroi don't hate me forever. PPS haha pp PPPS chuck is the best!)
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