The Next Mission [6/30/03 - Chris Kanyon first meets DT]
May 15, 2019 20:32:56 GMT -5
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Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on May 15, 2019 20:32:56 GMT -5
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The Xtremetron flashes The Master of Puppets has returned! Shoot Me Again by Metallica blares through the speakers. The tron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his blue trenchcoat and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has no shirt on and has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction. The tron begins showing flashes of DT taking various weapon shots and standing up again. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, coat, shades, and drops the bat. On his head is a line of stitches in several places from the hell he was put through last night. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
DT: As you can all tell, Harry did a number on my head here with a brick and a few other items most of which I brought into the ring.
*crowd cheers for his effort as the replay of the ending of the match plays on the Xtremetron*
DT: Yea . . . I was a little off until a few minutes ago. So first on my agenda is to say conratulations Harry. You FINALLY beat me. But I took you to the point of no return. The next weapon shot would win it, for once your experience gave you that shot and ended the match. But Harry, I have just one thing to say . . . I ain't dead yet. I am back again here tonight. You beat me, but just barely, you barely escaped with your hide intact, and I am right here now. You couldn't put me out. SO I am happy with my performance. I proved to everyone I could hang with the best of them and take them to the wire. And I almost beat you. If I waited to grab that brick until after you lifted me I woulda hit you . . . so really it was right down to the damn wire. I gave you hell. I took you to hell and back in that match. And I think both of us did what we wanted. Our match was better than expected and just maybe was one of the best matches on that card. I'd say only Scorpion vs. Mongo was better. Both of us deserve an ovation.
*cheers*
DT: Now onto my next item on my agenda for tonight. The match before me yielded another new Phoenix Champion. Kanyon put Raven out. And not that that is saying much. But you see I need to get myself back on track and go title hunting. So I have set my sights on the Phoenix Title. That's right I'm calling Kanyon out here. I want to prove to you all that I am champion material. And if I may . . . Who betta than Kanyon? Death Trap is better than Kanyon! Well maybe I can't say that yet but I intend to give myself reason to say that. So Kanyon get your ass out here. Let's put on a show for these fans here in Indiana on Gastro!
*he waits*
*Suddenly "Who betta than Kanyon!?" blasts over the PA. Kanyon comes out to the ramp, bandages on his head and microphone in hand.*
Kanyon : Who betta than Kanyon!?
crowd: Everybody!
Kanyon : Nobody baby! And this title over my shoulder proves it! Know, who are you again? Dead Weight, right? Mouse Trap?
*before Death Trap can respond.*
Kanyon : You know what, nevermind what your name is. You think you're special because you fought Hardcore Harry before his last match before he goes on hiatus? I was in the match of my life, the match of the night, the match of the year, and quite possibly the match of the century at Decimation!
*Fans clap in appreciation of the great match between Kanyon and Raven, even if it might not be as big as Kanyon proclaims.*
Kanyon : I'm banged up and hurt, but no one has ever accused me of not being a fighting champion. If you want me to whoop your ass at Gastro, I don't see why not. But I also don't see why I should defend my title against you? As far as I'm conserned, you're a nobody.
crowd: boo!
Kanyon : But I'll tell you what, if you can somehow beat me in a non-title match at Gastro, I'll give you a title shot at the Birthday show. How does that sound Dead Mouse?
DT: Heh . . . wow that's three names I've never been called before. My opponents are usually a bit more creative. I mean they usually take a little more than 1 second to try to come up with an insult. But then again what do you expect. However I accept your terms there Kris. Kanyon you think beating Raven in that hardcore match is good? Honestly the guy is pathetic. Whereas I worked my ass off against one of the best ever to step in the ring. I was put through hell and came out more injured than you did Kanyon. As for that title on your shoulder, I don't care if it takes beating you twice here and at the Birthday Show to take it, I will have gold. I will show you all I AM the Master of Puppets. And Kanyon, you are the next on my list. Prepare to have your strings cut. I am going to take you out. And you know what, your match was good, but not that good. I can name many that were better, like mine. Mine constantly had the fans on the edge of their seats. And one thing, you're banged up alright, but um . . . YOU WEREN'T CHAMP WHEN YOU GOT BEAT UP! So how does that make you a fighting champion to fight me in a non-title match? Still I would get more fun out of proving you wrong twice and beating you twice. You should listen more to the fans, observe. WHO BETTA THAN KANYON??
*crowd chants: "EVERYBODY!"*
DT: That's right, they said everybody. And I'm gonna show you exactly who I am Friday. You'll never forget my name again. The trap is set, the deadliest trap of all . . . and it will be sprung on you this Friday.
*He gets right in Kanyon's face and stares him down giving him time to react then leaves through the crowd.*
Kanyon : Hey, where you going? You can't talk to a two time Phoenix champion like that and just walk away!
*Death Trap keeps walking without even looking back.*
*Kanyon looks frustrated.*
Kanyon : Hey you bastard! How dare you...! I'm gonna...! Just wait until Gastro you jerk!
*Kanyon's music hits as he leaves the ring.*
DT: As you can all tell, Harry did a number on my head here with a brick and a few other items most of which I brought into the ring.
*crowd cheers for his effort as the replay of the ending of the match plays on the Xtremetron*
DT: Yea . . . I was a little off until a few minutes ago. So first on my agenda is to say conratulations Harry. You FINALLY beat me. But I took you to the point of no return. The next weapon shot would win it, for once your experience gave you that shot and ended the match. But Harry, I have just one thing to say . . . I ain't dead yet. I am back again here tonight. You beat me, but just barely, you barely escaped with your hide intact, and I am right here now. You couldn't put me out. SO I am happy with my performance. I proved to everyone I could hang with the best of them and take them to the wire. And I almost beat you. If I waited to grab that brick until after you lifted me I woulda hit you . . . so really it was right down to the damn wire. I gave you hell. I took you to hell and back in that match. And I think both of us did what we wanted. Our match was better than expected and just maybe was one of the best matches on that card. I'd say only Scorpion vs. Mongo was better. Both of us deserve an ovation.
*cheers*
DT: Now onto my next item on my agenda for tonight. The match before me yielded another new Phoenix Champion. Kanyon put Raven out. And not that that is saying much. But you see I need to get myself back on track and go title hunting. So I have set my sights on the Phoenix Title. That's right I'm calling Kanyon out here. I want to prove to you all that I am champion material. And if I may . . . Who betta than Kanyon? Death Trap is better than Kanyon! Well maybe I can't say that yet but I intend to give myself reason to say that. So Kanyon get your ass out here. Let's put on a show for these fans here in Indiana on Gastro!
*he waits*
*Suddenly "Who betta than Kanyon!?" blasts over the PA. Kanyon comes out to the ramp, bandages on his head and microphone in hand.*
Kanyon : Who betta than Kanyon!?
crowd: Everybody!
Kanyon : Nobody baby! And this title over my shoulder proves it! Know, who are you again? Dead Weight, right? Mouse Trap?
*before Death Trap can respond.*
Kanyon : You know what, nevermind what your name is. You think you're special because you fought Hardcore Harry before his last match before he goes on hiatus? I was in the match of my life, the match of the night, the match of the year, and quite possibly the match of the century at Decimation!
*Fans clap in appreciation of the great match between Kanyon and Raven, even if it might not be as big as Kanyon proclaims.*
Kanyon : I'm banged up and hurt, but no one has ever accused me of not being a fighting champion. If you want me to whoop your ass at Gastro, I don't see why not. But I also don't see why I should defend my title against you? As far as I'm conserned, you're a nobody.
crowd: boo!
Kanyon : But I'll tell you what, if you can somehow beat me in a non-title match at Gastro, I'll give you a title shot at the Birthday show. How does that sound Dead Mouse?
DT: Heh . . . wow that's three names I've never been called before. My opponents are usually a bit more creative. I mean they usually take a little more than 1 second to try to come up with an insult. But then again what do you expect. However I accept your terms there Kris. Kanyon you think beating Raven in that hardcore match is good? Honestly the guy is pathetic. Whereas I worked my ass off against one of the best ever to step in the ring. I was put through hell and came out more injured than you did Kanyon. As for that title on your shoulder, I don't care if it takes beating you twice here and at the Birthday Show to take it, I will have gold. I will show you all I AM the Master of Puppets. And Kanyon, you are the next on my list. Prepare to have your strings cut. I am going to take you out. And you know what, your match was good, but not that good. I can name many that were better, like mine. Mine constantly had the fans on the edge of their seats. And one thing, you're banged up alright, but um . . . YOU WEREN'T CHAMP WHEN YOU GOT BEAT UP! So how does that make you a fighting champion to fight me in a non-title match? Still I would get more fun out of proving you wrong twice and beating you twice. You should listen more to the fans, observe. WHO BETTA THAN KANYON??
*crowd chants: "EVERYBODY!"*
DT: That's right, they said everybody. And I'm gonna show you exactly who I am Friday. You'll never forget my name again. The trap is set, the deadliest trap of all . . . and it will be sprung on you this Friday.
*He gets right in Kanyon's face and stares him down giving him time to react then leaves through the crowd.*
Kanyon : Hey, where you going? You can't talk to a two time Phoenix champion like that and just walk away!
*Death Trap keeps walking without even looking back.*
*Kanyon looks frustrated.*
Kanyon : Hey you bastard! How dare you...! I'm gonna...! Just wait until Gastro you jerk!
*Kanyon's music hits as he leaves the ring.*