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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 17, 2019 7:41:28 GMT -5
AAA Fusion 12/01:
The show opened as Johnny Polo interviewed the returning Aero Star. He looks....about the same as before I suppose. He seems more confident though since Joey Hawke took over booking more than half a year ago. Aero said he was ready to take to the skies and show everyone why people were putting their confidence in him. He gained overness.
After that Johnny Polo interviewed Super Hentai. Hentai said that hentai was the ultimate art form. The curves of a real woman can't compare and the wangs of real dudes...actually those are pretty much the same in girth. But with hentai you can have your cupcakes AND sausage if you know what he means.
AAA Latin American Championship
Aero Star def Super Hentai
The title gained image
Johnny Polo interviewed Pentagon Jr. Pentagon said that once again him and Angelico have shown how great of a team they are. Aside from that though he's really excited to mix things up with Mini Charly Manson again, I guess he feels like they have unfinished business.
Mini Charly Manson def Pentagon Jr
"LET ME TELL YOU, MEAN GENE. I'M HERE TONIGHT WITH ANGELA, AND WE'RE GONNA SPREAD THE GOSPEL TRUTH THAT IS MOONAMANIA. NOW I KNOW ANGELA ISN'T MUCH TO WORK WITH, BUT SHE'S A REAL TROOPER AND A GREAT HAND IN THE RING TO BOOT- I MEAN A GOOD WRESTLER, DON'T MEMORIZE THAT TERM I JUST USED. ANYWAY, WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN MOONAMANIA AND THE NOT-SO-LOVELY ANGELA RUN WILD ON YOU!?"
Name Pending (Carlito and Jeff Jarrett) def Angelico and Max Moon
Johnny Polo interviewed Electric Parade. They were excited and La Parka was gesturing to Electroshock with every word that he usually says in interviews. "YOUR! PAIN! AND! TACOS! SUFFERING!" but the interview wasn't over because suddenly Electro yelled, "METAPHYSICS" everyone scratched their head, but Electroshock nodded knowing he had said exactly what he wanted to say.
Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) def Electric Parade (Electroshock and La Parka)
Giant Tiger wasn't wandering around drunk tonight, instead he was standing in the back, microphone in hand. He talked about how 'wrassling' as he put it has changed too much over the years and not for the better. He said they were losing fans because people didn't get all this new fangled crap like Kenny Omega licking people. WHO UNDERSTANDS CRAP LIKE THAT!? THAT'S JUST CRAP! Nevermind that wrestling is currently in an upswing and Omega is our top star....
Kenny Omega def Giant Tiger
The boys are tired from the PPV and Sim Limite, straight up. It is having an effect on the matches, hopefully a few days off will clear that up. Anyway, it'd December, and I'm saying it now: we're going to beat or tie WWE this month. Mark your calendars. Match of the Night: Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) vs Electric Parade (Electroshock and La Parka) Weekly War Report: "Here is my weekly report on our battle with WWE. They have more star power than us, and that is affecting our image. They have better workers than us, and so fans are turning to them." Or we could spend the month with our head in the toilet.... On the plus side, we're completely destroying CMLL in the Spanish Sunday Night Wars. The road agent emailed me after the show to tell me he really likes the team of Carlito and Jarrett |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 18, 2019 21:57:00 GMT -5
Lucha Libre Premiere 12/05:
The show opened as Johnny Polo interviewed Mini Charly Manson. Mini seemed shoot pissed. He said he was supposed to have a match tonight but the management wanted to stop him from hurting himself. HE IS GONNA DIE IN THAT RING BECAUSE HIS DARK HEART DEMANDS IT! It was a visceral and emotional promo from a guy who just wants to wrestle, he gained overness.
Johnny Polo then interviewed Aero Star. He said that a real cruiserweight flies. The current Cruiserweight Champion can barely stand. It's time for a change and Aero Star will bring it about.
AAA Cruiserweight Championship
Giant Tiger def Aero Star
Johnny Polo interviewed Angelico (with Pentagon). Pentagon has been pretty beat up the last few weeks so Angelico is going to wrestle in his name tonight. This match is dedicated to his sensei
Jeff Jarrett def Angelico
Carlito is in the ring for his show, "Too Cool for You." He invites Max Moon to the ring but the interview is about as peaceful as you'd imagine two hot heads. Soon they come to blow and it looks like a match is the only way to fix this.
Carlito def Max Moon
Johnny Polo interviewed Electric Parade. Electroshock was dressed like Jimmy Hart on top of his usual muscle-skin-suit-thing. He said "Metaphysics and your Tacos. Pain...suffering." La Parka seemed ok with this.
Loco Ingobernables (Super Crazy and La Sombra) def Electric Parade (Electroshock and La Parka)
Johnny Polo interviewed Super Hentai. Hentai explained that his Scriptures weren't just in books like all the crappy religions. No, Hentai knows that followers are lazy and has also included a significant (and growing) amount of animated sex videos as well. The fans were down and he gained overness.
Kenny Omega def Super Hentai
Top Shelf Match......that was overshadowed by the tag match so it looked worse
I gave Mini and Pentagon the nights off because they're pretty banged up. I might rotate some guys around a little because we need to be at our best to beat WWE. Match of the Night: Loco Ingobernables (Super Crazy and La Sombra) vs Electric Parade (Electroshock and La Parka) After the show the road agent emailed because he loves watching La Sombra and Super Crazy as a team. |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 18, 2019 22:21:02 GMT -5
Sin Limite 12/07:
The show opened as Johnny Polo tried to interview La Parka. La Parka let everyone know how he felt- in Spanish, so it was beyond our grasp. He was looking real good though with his muscle-skin-suit-airbrushed chair though
After that we found Giant Tiger on the phone. Whoever he was talking about they were really into old school wrestling. The two of them discussed how modern fans don't know what they want and that they're ruining the beauty of the world's greatest sport. Stupid marks- whatever that term means.
AAA Rey de Reyes Championship
Super Hentai def Giant Tiger
Title gained image
Jeff Jarrett just came into the back, Johnny Polo ran to get an interview but the former country singer turned nepotistic tin-pot dictator turned alcoholic turned just normal heel pushed him away and made his way to his match.
Mini Charly Manson def Jeff Jarrett
Johnny Polo interviewed Tako-Shin. Pentagon said that though Angelico didn't win, he's really proud of him. The two of them said that tonight Angelico would be debuting more sweet ninja moves against his opponent.
Carlito def Angelico
"LET ME TELL YOU, MEAN GENE. TONIGHT I'M HERE WITH SCARYSHOCK, SCARYSHOCK HAD SOME WORDS PRE-WRITTEN BEFORE THAT HE WANTED ME TO TELL YOU. BUT I THINK YOU GET THE IDEA JUST BY LOOKING AT HIM. WE'RE GONNA MAKE SURE MOONAMANIA RUNS WILD FOREVER OVER ALL THESE GUYS SO THAT MAYBE THEY'LL START TAKING VITAMINS AND ACTUALLY GAIN SOME MUSCLE MASS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN."
Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) def Electroshock and Max Moon
Johnny Polo interviewed Aero Star. Aero said that AAA has changed since last he graced the ring. One of those changes is Kenny Omega, and its time he tasted what classic AAA is.
Kenny Omega def Aero Star
The Electroshock/Max Moon combo was better than I expected. It's not as good as Electric Parade but....it's still pretty darn good. Match of the Night: Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) vs Electroshock and Max Moon I'm trying to get our health back up in this fight against WWE. WE'RE GONNA WIN THIS GUYS, OR I'LL GET FIRED TRYING! |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 18, 2019 22:45:46 GMT -5
AAA Fusion 12/08:
The show opened as Johnny Polo interviewed Electric Parade. One would think they'd talk about the numbers game in the upcoming match but nope, Electroshock felt it was more important to tell us "Your metaphysics suffering, and taco pain!". La Parka felt it was more important to stand on two folding chairs and dance.
Max Moon tried to straight up leave the building because he didn't want an unfair match; however he was corralled back to the ring.
AAA Mega Heavyweight Championship
Electroshock def Max Moon
The title gained image
Jeff Jarrett was in the ring celebrating some anniversary or something. Nobody could hear him over the Mexican crowd's boos- plus who cares about Jarrett's self-aggrandizing stuff anyway? Gotta keep that ego in check.
Mini Charly Manson def Jeff Jarrett
Johnny Polo interviewed Tako-Shin. Angelico is getting pumped for his match tonight but Pentagon Jr. has a special announcement. If Angelico can win tonight, he'll teach him a forbidden technique. Everyone is interested so Pentagon gained overness.
Carlito def Angelico
Giant Tiger and Super Hentai were in the back. Tiger was trying to talk about how nobody understands booking anymore. Super Hentai wasn't really listening though and asked if GT wanted to read some sexy anime with him. Tiger shrugged and said sure. They read Hentai but it wasn't creepy or anything since everyone's dicks stayed in their pants (at least while the camera was there)
Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) def Giant Tiger and Super Hentai
Johnny Polo interviewed Aero Star. Aero said that he and Kenny ripped it up last night and tonight would be no different. AAA is the real wrestling company and anyone who disagrees isn't watching it enough.
Kenny Omega def Aero Star
We've been getting more variety on the shows due to me trying to keep people healthy. It's not the best for our ratings but I like a little mixing it up. Match of the Night: Kenny Omega vs Aero Star Weekly War Report: WWE: "Here is my weekly report on our battle with WWE. They have more star power than us, and that is affecting our image. They have better workers than us, and so fans are turning to them." Screw you WWE. Spanish Sunday Night Wars: "Lucha Libre CMLL are trying to compete with us, but are being destroyed in the ratings." The road agent emailed me after the show to tell me that despite being the match of the night, Aero Star and Kenny Omega don't really "click" as opponents. Do you know who does click though? Loco Ingobernables. I swear he's sent me maybe 2 emails a week about them or a while now. #thankyouingobernables |
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Post by La Familia Price on May 19, 2019 16:12:37 GMT -5
Backstage rumors have it that Loco Ingobernables have been seen back stage with Super Crazy driving and El Sombra laying on a lawnmower, flicking money out at the other wrestlers, and telling them they are welcome for the gate. And anyone that has had a problem with it, have been made tranquilo.
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 21, 2019 23:11:32 GMT -5
Lucha Libre Premiere 12/11:
The show opened as Johnny Polo interviewed Mini Charly Manson. Mini said that management didn't want his darkness to pollute the show- or they're worried about him working while injured. The reason didn't matter, he STILL came to work today because that's how dark and stuff he is, SUPER DARK GUYS. Mini gained overness from the promo.
Giant Tiger cut a backstage promo. He said that wrestlers these days think all they need to do is flip around and that's "wrasslin" but that's not "wrasslin" that's suck-do-soily or whatever. He thinks that tonight is as good as ever to ground some of that "flippy sh**."
AAA Latin American Championship
Aero Star def Giant Tiger
Johnny Polo interviewed Angelico (with Pentagon). Angelico was going to debut a new move, "Almighty Angelico." He started "gathering large quantities of chakra" (Pentagon explained) then released it in a massive punch that once again blew Polo away. Haven't they done like 20 punches by now?
Jeff Jarrett def Angelico
Carlito is in the ring for his show, "Too Cool for You." Max Moon comes out for an interview but it devolves into an insult fest pretty quickly. Before Moon can properly make a comeback though he ends up with a face full of apple spit, gross man.
Carlito def Max Moon
Johnny Polo interviewed Electric Parade. La Parka was happy to be in the ring tonight and did a special dance to show it. Electroshock tried to explain but it was hard to figure out. Something about, "Your metaphysics suffering and pain tacos."
Loco Ingobernables (Super Crazy and La Sombra) def Electric Parade (Electroshock and La Parka)
Top Shelf Match
Johnny Polo interviewed Super Hentai. Hentai tried listing off the different kinds of hentai he's read. It was a long list. He said that there's probably something for everyone and that you should try. Yes, "you" as in the viewer, he even pointed at the camera. I don't know if he knows he even has a match tonight. He gained overness anyway
Kenny Omega def Super Hentai
Top Shelf Match......that was overshadowed by the tag match so it looked worse
Gosh darn it LI! Stop being so good against EP! Great double main events though! Match of the Night: Loco Ingobernables (Super Crazy and La Sombra) vs Electric Parade (Electroshock and La Parka) We knew it was coming. Carlito emailed me and said it was time. Carlito vs Kenny in probably an even more dangerous match than before... |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 21, 2019 23:42:46 GMT -5
Sin Limite 12/14:
The show opened as Johnny Polo interviewed Tako-Shin. Tonight they debuted a secret forbidden techinique, "Amaterasu." The two of them stared intently at Johnny Polo AND THEN HE STARTED ON FIRE! HOLY CRAP THAT'S TERRIFYING. No overness gained though because the smarks apparently want more
After that Johnny Polo interviewed Electric Parade, while still on fire. The two of them tried to put him out by patting on him. And by "patting on him" I mean bash him with folding chairs. It was moderately effective.
AAA World Tag Team Championship
Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.) def Electric Parade (Electroshock and La Parka)
Title gained image
Jeff Jarrett came out to the ring to welcome his opponent for tonight in an oddly gracious manner. OH WAIT, SWERVE, IT WASN'T MAX MOON BUT MAX MINI! Max Mini came out to the delight of the 5 guys who remember him and all 7 of them had a great laugh. Max Moon wasn't laughing though, he ran out and attacked Jeff Jarrett in a rage.
Jeff Jarrett def Max Moon
Johnny Polo interviewed Super Hentai. Hentai said that he was reading up on especially gothic comics to get in the mind of Mini Charly Manson. It didn't really change him or his preferences as much as he thought, but now he had this weird urge to buy leather.
Mini Charly Manson def Super Hentai
Top Shelf Match
Aero Star and Giant Tiger were backstage. GT said he could name at least 5 classic wrestlers who could out-wrestle Aero Star and his ilk any day of the week. Aero Star said that GT smelled like feet. Cold, man.
Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) def Aero Star and Giant Tiger
A limo pulls up outside. Soon Carlito emerges from it eating an apple. He looks back at the limo, puts on some sunglasses and said, "Now dats cool." Then he headed to his match
Kenny Omega def Carlito (Falls Count Anywhere)
Top Shelf Match
I just want to note that LI vs Aero and GT got an 80 quality which is probably the best GT match we've ever had Match of the Night: Kenny Omega vs Carlito (Falls Count Anywhere) Super Hentai has grown by leaps and bounds. Will he save us? How weird would that be, right? |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 22, 2019 0:08:54 GMT -5
AAA Fusion 12/15:
The show opened with Giant Tiger pacing like a caged....tiger. He said that last night Areola Star went too far. In all his years in "the business" NOBODY has said he smells like feet. That's below the belt and not anything the stupid keyboard warriors need to hear. The claws are coming out! GT gained overness
After that Johnny Polo interviewed Aero Star. Aero stood by his words and said that GT spits a lot of haterade for a guy who is barely coherent in the ring. Areo Star is exactly that, an aerial star. Time to take to the skies!
AAA Cruiserweight Championship
Giant Tiger def Aero Star
The title gained image
Johnny Polo interviewed Super Hentai. Hentai said that one of the popular kinds of hentai involves chicks with dicks. He asks Johnny if he's down with that, to which Polo responds, "It really depends on how many martinis I've had, if I'm honest."
Mini Charly Manson def Super Hentai
Top Shelf Match
Johnny Polo interviewed Tako-Shin. Johnny said he didn't really feel safe around them, but they yelled out "AMATERASU: DUAL LAYER!" in unison and stared at Polo till he started on fire again. Then they fired arrows at him. Then the arrows started on fire. Ninjas don't care about workplace safety at all
2 Cool 4 U (Carlito and Jeff Jarrett) def Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.)
Johnny Polo interviewed Electric Parade. He looked pretty charred. Electroshock patted Johnny on the shoulder and offered him some words of wisdom: "Your pain and suffering? Taco metaphysics." La Parka agreed but I don't think he even speaks English.
Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) def Electric Parade (Electroshock and La Parka)
Top Shelf Match
The camera found Max Moon walking through the back like Goldberg, only it was sort of whimsical and patriotic since he's Max Moon. You can imagine how that looked on your own.
Kenny Omega def Max Moon
This match seemed like a let-down compared to the previous one
So remember how Carlito/Jarrett didn't have a name? Well Carlito registered them without telling Jeff Jarrett. Sneaky sneaky. Jarrett seemed a little peeved at first but their chemistry is good so who cares? Match of the Night: Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) vs Electric Parade (Electroshock and La Parka) Weekly War Report: WWE: "Here is my weekly report on our battle with WWE. They have more star power than us, and that is affecting our image. They have better workers than us, and so fans are turning to them." Bro, that's just like, your opinion, man. Spanish Sunday Night Wars: Let's just say it was incredibly stupid for CMLL to try to go to war with us on Sunday nights I really don't know what happened. We beat WWE our first week against them and they must have either added somebody or something, or maybe one of our guys talent went down? *Shrugs* |
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Post by Nausicaä Suzuki on May 22, 2019 13:44:43 GMT -5
Gosh darn it LI! Stop being so good against EP! NEVER!  |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 23, 2019 21:53:21 GMT -5
Lucha Libre Premiere 12/18:
The show opened with Max Moon in the back working out. He was bench pressing two Max Minis, probably still on loan from the other day. He said "That's what you get, hermanos." I don't know where the second Max Mini came from so don't ask.
After that Johnny Polo interviewed Super Hentai. Hentai said that anime boobs are pretty much the center of his life. Well, not just boobs, more like the whole naked and animated penis filled body of a naked anime girl. You can have this joy in your life too if you really believe in the power of hentai.
AAA Rey de Reyes Championship
Max Moon def Super Hentai
Title Gained Image
Giant Tiger was in the back and he said that he's sick and tired of all these flippy kids thinking that they understand wrestling. Wrestling is in the toilet and it's the new changes to it that are doing it. Blasted marks don't understand, clearly the audience is wrong.
Mini Charly Manson def Giant Tiger
Johnny Polo interviewed Tako-Shin. Johnny Polo stayed away this time, but they said he'd be safe. Angelico did some gang signs and yelled out "AMATERASU! FLAME WRAPPING FIRE!" Suddenly he started on fire, Johnny Polo freaked out and just ran away, Angelico continued to burn; how's that for a good psychological game?
2 Cool 4 U (Carlito and Jeff Jarrett) def Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.)
Johnny Polo interviewed Electric Parade. They did an interpretive dance with multiple chairs while chanting "Your....Suffering....and.....Metaphysical....Pain....Tacos"
Loco Ingobernables (Super Crazy and La Sombra) def Electric Parade (Electroshock and La Parka)
Top Shelf Match
Johnny Polo interviewed Aero Star. He talked about how he's probably the best high-flyer in the AAA. Kenny Omega might be one of the best wrestlers in the world though so there's that. This is probably gonna be a tight match, he figures
Kenny Omega def Aero Star
I wonder what Electric Parade's relationship will be- and if Kenny Omega will still be with us next month Match of the Night: Loco Ingobernables (Super Crazy and La Sombra) vs Electric Parade (Electroshock and La Parka) After the show the road agent emailed me to say he loves Electric Parade and 2 Cool 4 U, Mini Charly Manson has requested a match vs Pentagon Jr.....so um, stay tuned for them getting roughed up fighting again, lol |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 23, 2019 22:22:02 GMT -5
Sin Limite 12/21:
The show opened as Johnny Polo interviewed Tako-Shin. Tonight Pentagon tried to teach Angelico "Amaterasu: Lingering Fire." Johnny Polo stood back as Pentagon lit a ball of fire and then threw it at Angelico. Angelico started on fire because that's what happens when you do that. Did he learn the move from this? Who knows.
After that Johnny Polo interviewed Mini Charly Manson and Super Hentai. Before we could hear about lewd things, Mini asked Super Hentai if he's heard of Hot Topic. Hentai totes has.
AAA World Tag Team Championship
Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.) def Mini Charly Manson and Super Hentai
Title gained image
Johnny Polo interviewed La Parka. Well, I mean, it wasn't really an interview so much as being chased around by La Parka trying to hit him with a steel chair.
Jeff Jarrett def La Parka
Johnny Polo interviewed Electroshock. Electroshock had some strong words for his opponent, Carlito. Specifically: And, your, metaphysics, pain, suffer," deep bro.
Carlito def Electroshock
Giant Tiger was backstage. Max Moon approached him and said, "I heard what you've been saying about wrasslin, hermano. It's not the same anymore. Wanna team up tonight and show those hermanos how its done?" Tiger shrugged and said "Sure, whatever."
Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) def Max Moon and Giant Tiger
Johnny Polo interviewed Aero Star. He said on Wednesday him and Kenny took it to the limit- tonight they'd go even further...like past the limit....theoretically making a new limit. Yes. He gained overness from this
Kenny Omega def Aero Star
It's cool that our guys are getting over in a good way. Slow and steady, the system works in raising most of the undercard Match of the Night: Tako-Shin vs Mini Charly Manson and Super Hentai AND Carlito vs Electroshock (Tie!) We have once again climbed back to where we were before WWE knocked us back....will we be able to keep it this week? |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 25, 2019 1:36:46 GMT -5
AAA Fusion 12/22:
The show opened Johnny Polo interviewing Electroshock. Tonight La Parka was on his own and Electroshock wanted to wish him, "Your Tacos: Pain and Suffering." I hope that was a good thing.
After that the camera moved to outside where Max Moon of all people was picketing. He said he's worked darn hard for this company and for the lucha movement in general even if Mexicans like him are probably dangerous to the American public, hermano. But either way he deserved a title match and wouldn't wrestle till he got one. He got one.
AAA Mega Heavyweight Championship
Electroshock def Max Moon
Johnny Polo interviewed La Parka. La Parka had been watching the Electroshock match and was crying with pride, well, at least that's what he was miming. He was so proud he had to sit down on a folding chair.
Mini Charly Manson def La Parka
Giant Tiger and Super Hentai were backstage. Hentai tried to show his drawn-porn to GT but GT got upset saying, "Call me old fashioned, but if I can't actually stick my fingers into her and smell her pheromones from her glands then she's not gonna get me purring." Even Super Hentai was a little taken aback, and he lost overness too.....different kind of tiger rub I guess
2 Cool 4 U (Carlito and Jeff Jarrett) def Giant Tiger and Super Hentai
Johnny Polo interviewed Tako-Shin. Angelico said he's developed a new ninja technique called "Amenotejikara" and there's no fire this time. Angelico started staring at Polo using his left eye, like totally focused. Nothing happened after a few moments. Pentagon Jr. said they might need to go back to the drawing board with that one. Maybe more chakra is needed.
Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) def Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.)
Top Shelf Match
Johnny Polo interviewed Aero Star. Aero said he was thankful for the opportunities he's been getting and is glad the fans haven't been disappointed with his top-not high-flying action. He gained overness from this.
Kenny Omega def Aero Star
If you guys notice, this time Tako-Shin vs LI was a top shelf match, that's because their experience is getting better so their match qualities are improving. Match of the Night: Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) vs Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.) Weekly War Report: WWE: "Here is my weekly report on our battle with WWE. They have more star power than us, and that is affecting our image." HEY! THAT'S A START GUYS! THE TIDE IS TURNING......MAYBE! Spanish Sunday Night Wars: Poor CMLL....and its hard to go backwards when you're at a size where you should be in that time slot. |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 25, 2019 1:56:45 GMT -5
Lucha Libre Premiere 12/25:
The show opened as Johnny Polo interviewed Aero Star. Star said he's probably the best pure high-flyer in AAA, maybe the whole word. Tonight, even though his opponent is a ground-based scrub, he'd show him how Air Aero works.
After that we found Giant Tiger in the back. He was on the phone with somebody and was pretty upset. From the sound of the conversation it seems that management censured Tiger from cutting any promos tonight. He said this would have never happened if Mantaur was still around.
AAA Latin American Championship
Aero Star def Giant Tiger
Max Moon arrived back stage. He's a little late but "Those hermanos in the parking ramp didn't know how to handle Moonamania's space limo."
Mini Charly Manson def Max Moon
Johnny Polo interviewed Tako-Shin. Pentagon explained they have refined the ninja technique from Sunday. This new version, dubbed "Amenotejikara: Chidori," was ready to be shown to the world. Angelico got ready, then suddenly pulled out kunai and threw them at Johnny Polo! Polo was just barely missed but Angelico kept staring with his left eye. After the kunai missed, they declared the move a failure, but explained it had nothing to do with the bladed ninja weapons- those worked fine.
2 Cool 4 U (Carlito and Jeff Jarrett) def Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.)
Johnny Polo interviewed Electric Parade. They signaled that they were trying to sketch out some complicated dance routine involving steel chairs. When asked when it would be ready Electroshock replied, "Your suffering and pain. Tacos?" La Parka then produced tacos and they took a union break.
Loco Ingobernables (Super Crazy and La Sombra) def Electric Parade (Electroshock and La Parka)
Top Shelf Match
Johnny Polo interviewed Super Hentai. Hentai assured the crowd that on Sunday Giant Tiger was just speaking his mind and there was no offense taken. Some people can't handle a 2D girl. But Hentai could, he could all night long. And you can too if you convert to Hentaism.
Kenny Omega def Super Hentai
Top Shelf Match.....that was once again overshadowed by LI vs EP...OH THIS IS THE MATCH YOU OVERSHADOW!? DICKS.
I think LI is lowkey trying to hold down other people; like not directly which is programmed into in-game douches. But like, slyly. Clever guys, real clever. Match of the Night: Loco Ingobernables (Super Crazy and La Sombra) vs Electric Parade (Electroshock and La Parka) This was our go-home show, stay tune for the PPV! |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 25, 2019 2:32:31 GMT -5
Guerra De Titanes 12/27:
AAA Cruiserweight Championship
Giant Tiger def Aero Star (Tables Match)
Johnny Polo interviewed Super Hentai. He brought a DVD player and a TV and was showing some "tasteful" (not) scenes from his favorite hentais. It's PPV so why not, right? Johnny Polo though panicked and kept trying to cover it up. All the while Hentai proclaimed "COME ALL WHO THIRST FOR BAZONGAS ON A FLAT SURFACE MY SECRETLY AROUSED BRETHREN!" He gained overness from all this.
AAA Rey de Reyes Championship
Max Moon def Super Hentai (Falls Count Anywhere Match)
Title gained image
Johnny Polo interviewed Electric Parade. They were practicing their elaborate chair dance, and wow is that gonna be hard to pull off. At one point La Parka almost took off Electroshock's head. Electroshock set his chair down and said, "Metaphysics and suffering pain tacos!" as though that was a curse term.
AAA World Tag Team Championship
Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.) def Electric Parade (Electroshock and La Parka) (Cage Match)
Jeff Jarrett was in the back with Mini Charly Manson. He said "Listen up you slapnuts! My esteemed idiot partner is doing is own thing tonight so I grabbed some other random scrub to help me take on whatever crap this terrible country can produce! So whatever, this guy in the whiteface should get it done with me!" This promo bombed HARD, both Jarrett and Mini lost some pretty significant overness from it.
Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) def Jeff Jarrett and Mini Charly Manson (Ladder Match)
GREATEST MATCH EVER, MATCH OF THE YEAR IN ALL OF WRESTLING I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING. FIVE STARS
Carlito was in the ring tonight to celebrate how awesome of a December he's been having. Things have been "cool" you might say. Then he chilled with Santa because Christmas has also been deemed cool. He gave Santa an apple.
Kenny Omega and Carlito def Carlito (I Quit Match)
Top Shelf Match
LI vs Jarrett/Mini was seriously the match of the year in all of wrestling. The stats were 100% quality, 92% crowd reaction, and so 96% overall. And it really did get 5 stars from the in-game commentator Match of the Night: Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) vs Jeff Jarrett and Mini Charly Manson (Ladder Match) [highest rated segment of the night too] After the show the road agent said Tako-Shin are a good team Super Hentai didn't really jive with Max Moon and wants a match with La Sombra. Ooooooh. |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 25, 2019 20:39:49 GMT -5
Sin Limite 12/28:
The show opened as Johnny Polo interviewed La Sombra and Mini Charly Manson. Mini is a little upset about not wrestling tonight, but La Sombra tells him to be tranquilo about it, they had a top notch match last night and Super Crazy is gonna get it done against whoever he's facing. Life is good. Manson disagrees but that's because his gimmick requires him to
After that Max Moon left the building- or did he enter it backwards? HAS MAX MOON BEEN CAUGHT IN A TIME SHIFT!?
AAA Mega Heavyweight Championship
Electroshock def Max Moon
Johnny Polo interviewed La Parka. La Parka was still working on his chair dance plans. Like he had a literal blueprint. He's making changes though to the plan....shouldn't he tell Electroshock?
Super Hentai def La Parka
Giant Tiger was backstage. He looked into the camera and explained that this is the match everyone wanted to see. He respects Super Crazy for being an older-schooler, but that doesn't mean he's gonna go easy on him. Wrasslin' is a man's sport and he's here to test to see if Super Crazy is man enough to take a tigerman deep inside of him.
Super Crazy def Giant Tiger
Johnny Polo interviewed Tako-Shin. He asked if they had a new ninja technique to deliver. They seemed offended that Polo would see them as one-trick ponies like that. They're a top tier team and should be recognized as that, not just some sideshow. But while Pentagon explaining this it came to pass that Angelico was actually a cardboard cutout and the real Angelico was sneaking up on Polo so who really knows anymore
2 Cool 4 U (Carlito and Jeff Jarrett) def Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.)
Johnny Polo interviewed Aero Star. He talked about his match last night and how it's weird that the management books him either at the top or the bottom of the card, but never the middle. He said it's because he's the most important guy there is so he either needs to warm the crowd up or send them home happy.
Kenny Omega def Aero Star
Both Mini and Sombra's health is in the 70's so I gave them the night off. I figure I want everyone at full health so Super Hentai vs La Sombra will have to wait till he's feeling better. Match of the Night: 2 Cool 4 U (Carlito and Jeff Jarrett) vs Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.) So we're at like 89 image right now, were we to beat WWE tomorrow on both fronts we could still actually win this I think. |
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