Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on May 17, 2019 20:49:04 GMT -5
*The camera fades in with Kanyon standing in front of a table backstage, Euro title around his waist. Many assorted food items are on said table. Nelly is standing next to Kanyon, very reluctantly.*
Kanyon : Whoooo! Who betta baby! That's right, the European champion, Chris Kanyon! And what better way to celebrate being the Euro champ than having a Euro banquet! Take a look at all this Nelly!
*The camera looks over the table.*
Kanyon : But first. Let me just say, all the men I fought last night were tough competitors, no doubt. But I told them I had there number. I told them I was better, and so I proved it. Hicks, Hurricane, and that punk GD. No hard feelings eh GD? I hope you prosper well, I'd love to beat you again some time. Now, as far as this table here.
Nelly : Yes, the table.
Kanyon : See, we got French fries, clam chowder, Belgum waffles, some burritos, a pizza, and some sausage! Doesn't this look great!
Nelly : Um, I get the Belgum waffles, but what's with the other stuff?
Kanyon : It's all European food.
Nelly : Have you ever been to Europe?
Kanyon : Of course. I mean I toured over there before. I was a bit too busy to really walk around, but I'm getting in touch with my European roots.
Nelly : Well, French fries are not actually a type of french food. It was made in America.
Kanyon : French is in the title, I think that would mean it's from France Nelly.
Nelly : And the Clam Chowder?
Kanyon : That is a delicasy in New England. You know, when King Henry surpassed King Arthur and named Old England New England.
Nelly : *Nelly looks confused.* New England is part of America Kanyon.
Kanyon : Then why is it called New England? C'mon Nelly, get your facts straight.
Nelly : Explain the burritos.
Kanyon : They're from Spain.
Nelly : I'm not even going to respond to that. Okay, the pizza.
Kanyon : Easy, Italy.
Nelly : It's from Pizza Hut. And not only that, it says New York Pizza on the box.
Kanyon : Yeah, it was shipped from Italy, to a Pizza Hut in New York, all the way to hear. The guy on the phone told me, so it's gotta be true.
Nelly : Okay, okay, whatever. And the sausage?
Kanyon : It's a Polish sausage.
Nelly : Oh, well, I guess it's good then.
Kanyon : I knew you liked the sausage you sick freak.
Nelly : *Rolls his eyes.* I should have seen that coming.
Kanyon : So, wanna dig in?
Nelly : Really? Sure.
Kanyon : Too bad, European champs only sucker! A ha ha ha!
*Kanyon starts to dig in as Nelly gets a look of frustration on his face.*
Nelly : Jerk.
*Nelly storms off as Kanyon continues to eat.*
Kanyon : Whoooo! Who betta baby! That's right, the European champion, Chris Kanyon! And what better way to celebrate being the Euro champ than having a Euro banquet! Take a look at all this Nelly!
*The camera looks over the table.*
Kanyon : But first. Let me just say, all the men I fought last night were tough competitors, no doubt. But I told them I had there number. I told them I was better, and so I proved it. Hicks, Hurricane, and that punk GD. No hard feelings eh GD? I hope you prosper well, I'd love to beat you again some time. Now, as far as this table here.
Nelly : Yes, the table.
Kanyon : See, we got French fries, clam chowder, Belgum waffles, some burritos, a pizza, and some sausage! Doesn't this look great!
Nelly : Um, I get the Belgum waffles, but what's with the other stuff?
Kanyon : It's all European food.
Nelly : Have you ever been to Europe?
Kanyon : Of course. I mean I toured over there before. I was a bit too busy to really walk around, but I'm getting in touch with my European roots.
Nelly : Well, French fries are not actually a type of french food. It was made in America.
Kanyon : French is in the title, I think that would mean it's from France Nelly.
Nelly : And the Clam Chowder?
Kanyon : That is a delicasy in New England. You know, when King Henry surpassed King Arthur and named Old England New England.
Nelly : *Nelly looks confused.* New England is part of America Kanyon.
Kanyon : Then why is it called New England? C'mon Nelly, get your facts straight.
Nelly : Explain the burritos.
Kanyon : They're from Spain.
Nelly : I'm not even going to respond to that. Okay, the pizza.
Kanyon : Easy, Italy.
Nelly : It's from Pizza Hut. And not only that, it says New York Pizza on the box.
Kanyon : Yeah, it was shipped from Italy, to a Pizza Hut in New York, all the way to hear. The guy on the phone told me, so it's gotta be true.
Nelly : Okay, okay, whatever. And the sausage?
Kanyon : It's a Polish sausage.
Nelly : Oh, well, I guess it's good then.
Kanyon : I knew you liked the sausage you sick freak.
Nelly : *Rolls his eyes.* I should have seen that coming.
Kanyon : So, wanna dig in?
Nelly : Really? Sure.
Kanyon : Too bad, European champs only sucker! A ha ha ha!
*Kanyon starts to dig in as Nelly gets a look of frustration on his face.*
Nelly : Jerk.
*Nelly storms off as Kanyon continues to eat.*