Post by vastrix on May 23, 2019 21:53:44 GMT -5
Hello, my name is Gideon Rogers and I bring to you as always, Talk Tactics. The radio program where I give you the latest in what's going on in RSW.
Anarchy 48. It really met the terms of the word, Anarchy. Joe Beb picked up an easy win against a mysterious organization. The Anarchy title and Legacy title are once again held by a single person. D showed the world how has completely lost control of himself.
Let's get into the last show. I don't know whom XYZ decided to send to wrestle for them, but it was obviously someone who doesn't know the first thing about wrestling. I mean Joe Beb won before a single penis joke was cracked. It's a first.
I saw that the conflict between Andi Snow and Alyssa Lucchi seems to be growing. With Alyssa asking to be taught to fight, I wonder if there's a match coming up in the future? I wonder what D will do with the info that Shane Mitchell's daughter, Ellie, is hanging around Andi Snow? Will he target her as Mitchell had targeted Alyssa?
The debut match of Pequeno Dinosaurio against the returning Leon Dread went well enough. Though not particularly well for the Little Dinosaur. He took to the air well, but it just wasn't enough to compete with Leon's sheer size and strength. A classic David versus Goliath tale.
We then went backstage where Esmeralda von Krauss dressed down Big Ass Hank and the rest of the security team for their inability to keep D under control. There's a threat to replace the entire team if D makes an appearance. This he did do, but we will get to that later. I do wonder who could take the place of Big Ass Hank and his crew?
The match of Austin Grant against Kintaru was canceled as neither wrestler made an appearance at the arena. Too bad for them.
The match of Andi Snow against Steve Murdock was as brutal as to be expected. Well, it was more brutal than I expected. I was surprised that Esmeralda came out to restart the match with hardcore rules, but not that surprised. Andi has been meddling in Esmeralda's business and it seems that she wanted to get a little payback. Still, Andi weathered the storm and picked up a great win.
The match of Isaiah Zepp against Senor Vinnie was a good one. I really didn't expect for Isaiah Zepp to win after the lackluster effort he had been putting out in the ring of late. I mean he was nearly defeated by either Havok or Steve Murdock of recent memory. I guess when the match became of import, he decided to put his nose to the grindstone for this one.
The Havok Gauntlet was bound to be one of insult slathered upon insult slathered upon insult like syrup upon a stack of pancakes. It was not shock that several Mopolytes came down in succession to be easily defeated by Havok before Shane Mitchell came down to the ring.
Now the fact that D came down to the ring and laid Havok out with a steel chair was a surprise. It seemed that D was angry at Havok getting involved in the match between D and Shane Mitchell at Masquerade.
D has lost his mind. He's totally out of control. He quite possibly injured Havok, hurt a medic, hurt Joseph Greer, and knocked out his own fiance. If I were Esmeralda, I would take back the rematch at Pandemonium. Of course, I am not Esmeralda as she's not bound to change that main event as it's bound to be ultra violent to the very end.
Shane Mitchell pushing D to his limits and beyond was probably not the brightest thing to do. I actually worry that Shane Mitchell might go the way of P.T. Merciless in this next match against D at Pandemonium.
And now, let's get to Anarchy 49. The final stop before Pendemonium at Ibiza.
We begin the card with a return by Caleb Koresh to go up against Joe Beb. I feel really sorry for Joe Beb in this match. Caleb Koresh is a monster. I think he might even be bigger than Leon Dread. Joe Beb's going to walk into this match thinking that he might be able to wrestle or dick joke his way out of this when he's going to be very lucky that he doesn't find his perpetual erection broken by Caleb.
The second match of the evening is Andi Snow taking on Senor Vinnie in what amounts as a tune up match for Vinnie as he readies himself for a rematch with Isaiah Zepp at Pandemonium for the Anarchy and Legacy titles. Though if I were Senor Vinnie, I wouldn't be looking too far past Andi Snow as she has been known to pull out an upset victory here and there.
The third match of the evening is the rematch between Pequeno Dinosaurio against Leon Dread. I'm not sure exactly what this is going to prove as we already saw that Pequeno struggled against the massive size and strength of Leon Dread. Maybe in the rematch, he will be better prepared for the monster that is Hell's Soldier.
The fourth match of the evening is the debut of Johnny Stylez against the lucky of late, Isaiah Zepp, in a nontitle match. It's by some miracle that Zepp managed to defeat Senor Vinnie. If my information is correct, this match up is going to be one heck of a struggle for Zepp to win. I imagine that he can do it, but will he? All up to him.
This leads us to the fifth match of the night in the form of D against Steve Murdock. The new security team will be at ringside to act as lumberjacks in this no holds barred match. I admit that I'm to wonder what kind of security team Esmeralda von Krauss will be hiring to replace Big Ass Hank and his crew? I wonder that with Steve Murdock loving his hardcore matches, is he going to get more than he bargained for with an uncontrolled D?
This leaves us with a most unusual main event as Kintaru takes on Shane Mitchell in a nontitle match. I'm not even certain why Kintaru even has a match on the show, much less a stake in the main event. He hasn't bothered to even come to the arena for the last two shows! What on Earth would give Esmeralda the idea that she should even let Kintaru in the arena? I would have fired him not long after he was defeated by Lex Collins. He's been pretty useless since then.
So, if Kintaru even bothers to show up to this match, I think that Shane Mitchell is going to have an easy time of this match. He's been on top of his game, Kintaru's game, the whole company's game for some time now. That is why he's the RSW World champion and that he's been difficult to defeat. I mean those who had defeated them have left and it took two of them to defeat him in the ring.
I will leave you with this. The RSW moving fully to the XHF Network is going to open a lot of new doors I think. I believe that the company is going to be on a lot more radars and cause so much more of a ripple. The question becomes this. Who will represent RSW at Overheated and Night of Champions to try to go for the X*Crown title?
Anarchy 48. It really met the terms of the word, Anarchy. Joe Beb picked up an easy win against a mysterious organization. The Anarchy title and Legacy title are once again held by a single person. D showed the world how has completely lost control of himself.
Let's get into the last show. I don't know whom XYZ decided to send to wrestle for them, but it was obviously someone who doesn't know the first thing about wrestling. I mean Joe Beb won before a single penis joke was cracked. It's a first.
I saw that the conflict between Andi Snow and Alyssa Lucchi seems to be growing. With Alyssa asking to be taught to fight, I wonder if there's a match coming up in the future? I wonder what D will do with the info that Shane Mitchell's daughter, Ellie, is hanging around Andi Snow? Will he target her as Mitchell had targeted Alyssa?
The debut match of Pequeno Dinosaurio against the returning Leon Dread went well enough. Though not particularly well for the Little Dinosaur. He took to the air well, but it just wasn't enough to compete with Leon's sheer size and strength. A classic David versus Goliath tale.
We then went backstage where Esmeralda von Krauss dressed down Big Ass Hank and the rest of the security team for their inability to keep D under control. There's a threat to replace the entire team if D makes an appearance. This he did do, but we will get to that later. I do wonder who could take the place of Big Ass Hank and his crew?
The match of Austin Grant against Kintaru was canceled as neither wrestler made an appearance at the arena. Too bad for them.
The match of Andi Snow against Steve Murdock was as brutal as to be expected. Well, it was more brutal than I expected. I was surprised that Esmeralda came out to restart the match with hardcore rules, but not that surprised. Andi has been meddling in Esmeralda's business and it seems that she wanted to get a little payback. Still, Andi weathered the storm and picked up a great win.
The match of Isaiah Zepp against Senor Vinnie was a good one. I really didn't expect for Isaiah Zepp to win after the lackluster effort he had been putting out in the ring of late. I mean he was nearly defeated by either Havok or Steve Murdock of recent memory. I guess when the match became of import, he decided to put his nose to the grindstone for this one.
The Havok Gauntlet was bound to be one of insult slathered upon insult slathered upon insult like syrup upon a stack of pancakes. It was not shock that several Mopolytes came down in succession to be easily defeated by Havok before Shane Mitchell came down to the ring.
Now the fact that D came down to the ring and laid Havok out with a steel chair was a surprise. It seemed that D was angry at Havok getting involved in the match between D and Shane Mitchell at Masquerade.
D has lost his mind. He's totally out of control. He quite possibly injured Havok, hurt a medic, hurt Joseph Greer, and knocked out his own fiance. If I were Esmeralda, I would take back the rematch at Pandemonium. Of course, I am not Esmeralda as she's not bound to change that main event as it's bound to be ultra violent to the very end.
Shane Mitchell pushing D to his limits and beyond was probably not the brightest thing to do. I actually worry that Shane Mitchell might go the way of P.T. Merciless in this next match against D at Pandemonium.
And now, let's get to Anarchy 49. The final stop before Pendemonium at Ibiza.
We begin the card with a return by Caleb Koresh to go up against Joe Beb. I feel really sorry for Joe Beb in this match. Caleb Koresh is a monster. I think he might even be bigger than Leon Dread. Joe Beb's going to walk into this match thinking that he might be able to wrestle or dick joke his way out of this when he's going to be very lucky that he doesn't find his perpetual erection broken by Caleb.
The second match of the evening is Andi Snow taking on Senor Vinnie in what amounts as a tune up match for Vinnie as he readies himself for a rematch with Isaiah Zepp at Pandemonium for the Anarchy and Legacy titles. Though if I were Senor Vinnie, I wouldn't be looking too far past Andi Snow as she has been known to pull out an upset victory here and there.
The third match of the evening is the rematch between Pequeno Dinosaurio against Leon Dread. I'm not sure exactly what this is going to prove as we already saw that Pequeno struggled against the massive size and strength of Leon Dread. Maybe in the rematch, he will be better prepared for the monster that is Hell's Soldier.
The fourth match of the evening is the debut of Johnny Stylez against the lucky of late, Isaiah Zepp, in a nontitle match. It's by some miracle that Zepp managed to defeat Senor Vinnie. If my information is correct, this match up is going to be one heck of a struggle for Zepp to win. I imagine that he can do it, but will he? All up to him.
This leads us to the fifth match of the night in the form of D against Steve Murdock. The new security team will be at ringside to act as lumberjacks in this no holds barred match. I admit that I'm to wonder what kind of security team Esmeralda von Krauss will be hiring to replace Big Ass Hank and his crew? I wonder that with Steve Murdock loving his hardcore matches, is he going to get more than he bargained for with an uncontrolled D?
This leaves us with a most unusual main event as Kintaru takes on Shane Mitchell in a nontitle match. I'm not even certain why Kintaru even has a match on the show, much less a stake in the main event. He hasn't bothered to even come to the arena for the last two shows! What on Earth would give Esmeralda the idea that she should even let Kintaru in the arena? I would have fired him not long after he was defeated by Lex Collins. He's been pretty useless since then.
So, if Kintaru even bothers to show up to this match, I think that Shane Mitchell is going to have an easy time of this match. He's been on top of his game, Kintaru's game, the whole company's game for some time now. That is why he's the RSW World champion and that he's been difficult to defeat. I mean those who had defeated them have left and it took two of them to defeat him in the ring.
I will leave you with this. The RSW moving fully to the XHF Network is going to open a lot of new doors I think. I believe that the company is going to be on a lot more radars and cause so much more of a ripple. The question becomes this. Who will represent RSW at Overheated and Night of Champions to try to go for the X*Crown title?
