Island Warfare Episode 2 (results)
May 26, 2019 21:51:50 GMT -5
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Post by AIW on May 26, 2019 21:51:50 GMT -5
Show #2
Live From Zero Tolerance Coliseum on Asylum Island
Date: 05/26/2019
Lights around the arena light up as the Entrance song for Island Warfare starts playing. The fans are cheering as the arena's main lights are dimmed and then go out. Loud and very bright fire works shoot out from the top of the arena into the night Sky of Asylum Island. The arena screens through out the Arena light up and the AIW logo shows. Next the intro video for Island Warfare plays and steel drum music plays throughout the arena.
Voiceover: The time has come.
The Asylum Islands Championship.
The most prestigious Title in the world will finally be on the line.
(Flyover video of Asylum Island.) The gold streets of Asylum shined and shimmered in the bright clear day. The torches were all lit at the top of the Zero Tolerance Coliseum with something shiny in the center of the coliseums pit.
The Asylum Islands Championship.
The most prestigious Title in the world will finally be on the line.
(Flyover video of Asylum Island.) The gold streets of Asylum shined and shimmered in the bright clear day. The torches were all lit at the top of the Zero Tolerance Coliseum with something shiny in the center of the coliseums pit.
(Flyover video) The golden sand beaches of Asylum were undisturbed as the ocean waves crashed against the shore, the blue water in the horizon glimmered in the rising sun.
Voiceover: Most of these men and women have traveled across the globe, leaving their homes and families behind to compete for the most coveted prize in the history of this planet, the Asylum Championship.
(Video) Fans inside Zero Tolerance Coliseum cheered on the action from the first ever AIW show, Island Warfare, holding signs up promoting their favorite wrestlers, pulling on their t-shirts showing off their heroes images. Clips of Frankie Everheart and Tabitha Osborne battling in the ring flashed across the screen followed by Carlos Sanchez celebrating his win over Duke Kosloff, and a clip of Bill Barnhart getting the pin on Lee Harris.
Voiceover: Who will be the very first AIW Asylum Champion? Who will get the privilege of living in the Champions Castle on Asylum Island? Who will be worshiped and treated like a God by the natives once they hold the heavy golden strap?
Two very sexy girls are standing in the ring holding up the Asylum Island Title in the center of the ring… the fans are cheering and screaming as they watch the lovely ladies in bikinis hold the title up. They dance as they spin around the ring showing off the belt and those wonderful bodies.
Ethan Shrimpton: Man I heard it wasn't going to be crowned tell Lost at Sea PPV
Clayton Elliott: Plans change plus the Battle of the Best is the perfect place to crown our first champ.
The ladies exit the arena with the belt as they walk to the back.
Ethan Shrimpton: Who is going to be the first ever champion?
Clayton Elliott: my money is on Cleaver that guy looked impressive last show and tonight he is Main eventing Island Warfare.
Ethan Shrimpton: Our opening match pits two newcomers to Asylum Islands Wrestling in Wallace and Gothicus Maximus. Not sure about this Wallace character. Anyone who has a work history of being a clown, magician, and stand-up comic, is not what I would call wrestler material. Gothicus, on the other hand, is the son of one of the top wrestlers ever in the world of wrestling, Goth, so with that bloodline and the experience he obtained from Goth he should have this match in the bag.
[/div]Clayton Elliott: For me I find someone who can wrestle, but also bring in humor, magic, and music, as with Wallace, you never know what you are likely to see during a wrestling match.
Alicia Goudie: The first participant in this opening match hails from Anarchy Island, by way of Chicago, Illinois, he stands in at six feet three inches and one hundred seventy pounds, please give a warm welcome to WALLACE!!!
Livin In The Sunlight by Tiny Tim hits the speakers and everyone is looking at the entrance area to await the arrival of Wallace. After a short time Wallace rides out on a unicycle giving out huge gimmick, but still edible, rainbow lollipop to fans that are either an attractive woman or a child. Wallace then rides his unicycle down the ramp to the ring. He stops his unicycle and stands up on the seat and jumps to the steel steps, to the barricade, and finally jumps to the ring apron, then flings himself into the ring with a front flip followed up with a series of headstand front handsprings and a springboard leap frog into a split. The crowd stands up and cheers for the entrance performance.
Clayton Elliott: Now what did I just tell you? Look at that entrance. It was clean, active, energetic, acrobatic, and fun. I would like to see what Gothicus Maximus can do to come up to a half as nice entrance than Wallace just did.
Ethan Shrimpton: This is going to be a long night.
Alicia Goudie: The next participant in this opening match hails from Wasteland Island, by way of Rome, he stands in at six feet two inches and two hundred twenty-two pounds, please give a warm welcome to GOTHICUS MAXIMUS!!!
Maximus Theme song from Gladiator by Hanz Zimmer hits the speakers and the fans give a mostly negative reaction as most of the fans are from Anarchy Island and Gothicus is from the Wastelands. Gothicus steps out from the backstage area but he ignores the taunts from the crowd and starts dancing and swinging his hips to the music in a sexual manner. The men in the crowd are disgusted but about half the woman seem interested. Gothicus turns away from the crowd and then bends over shaking his butt at the fans.
Clayton Elliott: Seriously? Is that the best he can do? His name is Gothicus Maximus and he is showing the crowd his gluteus maximus? I think I am gonna be ill.
Gothicus is done gyrating for the crowd and he takes off down the ramp. When he arrives at the ring he climbs the ring steps, walks along the ring apron, then ducks through the ropes into the ring. He taunts Wallace before settling into a corner to await the start of this match.
Ethan Shrimpton: This match should be a combination of interesting and amusing.
Clayton Elliott: Yeah. Amusing when Gothicus Maximus loses to Wallace.
The bell rings and the match is officially underway. Gothicus us quick out of his corner while Wallace walks slowly toward the center of the ring. When Gothicus gets within inches of him Wallace places his hand out in front of him in a well known sign for him to stop. Gothicus stops and we watch as Wallace pulls out of white handkerchief from a pocket on his wrestling outfit. He places the handkerchief over his fist and then makes some motions with his free hand, says a few magic sounding words, and then when he whips the handkerchief off his fist everyone is surprised to see he is holding a bouquet of flowers in the previously empty hand. The surprise the face of Gothicus, plus his frustration with the stalling tactics of Wallace, makes him upset. Gothicus takes a step toward Wallace who holds out the bouquet of flowers toward Gothicus. He asks Gothicus to smell the flowers and, reluctantly, Gothicus does so to try to appease the fans in the arena. As soon as his face gets close to the bouquet of flowers Wallace blows on the flowers and what appears to be pollen, by probably is baby powder or a similar substance, blows into the face and eyes of Gothicus. Wallace throws the bouquet of flowers to the side and he takes advantage of the now blinded Gothicus by hitting him with a reverse atomic drop, then pushing Gothicus backward to the mat, then hitting him with a double leg drop to his midsection. Wallace jumps on top of Gothicus for the pin but he forgets to hook his legs during the pin.
One…
Two…
Gothicus kicks out of the pin. Wallace gets to his feet and he starts playing the crowd to show them how agile and confident he is in the ring. Gothicus is still struggling with the powder in his eyes but he appears to be able see a little bit. Gothicus quickly moves to the side of the ring where the commentators are located and he slides enough under the ropes to reach a bottle of water on their desk. Gothicus opens the water and pours it over his face to flush out the powder.
Clayton Elliott: Hey! I paid for that water. Gothicus owes me!
Ethan Shrimpton: Are you serious? Management gives us free water as part of contract as commentators for wrestling matches.
Gothicus has cleared his eyes and he is upset at Wallace for pulling stuff on him. Gothicus gets to his feet and he approaches Wallace. Again Wallace tries to stop Gothicus by pulling out another trick, this time with a deck of cards, but Gothicus is not about to fall for a trick again. He slaps the deck of cards out of the hands of Wallace and the cards flutter to the mat. Gothicus reaches down and picks up a Joker card, which is a trump card, and he informs Wallace he has just been trumped. Then we see Gothicus pull out a handkerchief, like what Wallace did earlier in the match, the he places the handkerchief over his hand to show Wallace a magic trick. Wallace is watching intently to see if Gothicus can also pull off a magic trick.
Clayton Elliott: What in the world is Gothicus doing?
Ethan Shrimpton: It appears he turned to table on his opponent.
Gothicus waves his free hand over his hand that is covered by the handkerchief. He says a few magic sounding words and then he asks Wallace to pull the handkerchief off his hand. When Wallace pulls the handkerchief off the hand of Gothicus he sees that Gothicus is holding a half eaten barbecued rat in his hand. Wallace recoils from the dead rat and Gothicus throws the rat hitting Wallace in the chest. Wallace is slapping at his clothing as Gothicus steps toward Wallace and he shoves him back into a corner. Gothicus starts landing legal blows to the body of Wallace. Gothicus then jumps up on the ropes in the corner and as he is towering over Wallace he lands a few well placed blows to the head of Wallace. Although Wallace is complaining about the blows they are legal open hand and forearm blows so the Referee cannot take action. Gothicus jumps off the ropes and Wallace manages to wrap his arms arou8nd him and he walks several steps before attempting a reverse atomic drop. When he drops Gothicus down, though, Gothicus manages to get his feet down which prevents Wallace from completing the maneuver.
Ethan Shrimpton: Gothicus Maximus needs to end this match quickly now that he has Wallace in a compromising position.
Clayton Elliott: Compromising position? Nah!
Goth takes charge by aggressively attacking Wallace. He grabs Wallace and knees him in the midsection then he spins him around to his back it to him and knees him in the lower back. Gothicus then picks Wallace up and power slams him to the mat. Gothicus pulls Wallace to his feet and whips him into the ropes and catches him with a discus clothesline dropping Wallace again hard into the mat. Gothicus then looks to the crowd and give alternating thumbs up or thumbs down hand sign and on the giant TRON screen it indicates if the majority of the crowd gives a thumbs down then Gothicus will finish off Wallace with a DDT but if the majority of the crowd gives a thumbs up then Gothicus will have to use another maneuver.
Clayton Elliott: This is starting to get silly.
Ethan Shrimpton: You are talking about silly things in this match but you took a liking to Wallace who is a combination wrestler, magician, clown, and stand-up comic?
Gothicus sees a majority thumbs down from the crowd so he quickly places Wallace into the DDT position and drops him hard to the mat. He rolls Wallace over and hooks both lets for the pin.
One…
Two…
Three…
The bell rings and this match is over. Gothicus gets up off Wallace and stands off to the side to await the official announcement of the match.
Alicia Goudie: Ladies and gentlemen. The winner of this match, by pinfall, GOTHICUS MAXIMUS!!!
The crowd launches into a mixed reaction at the announcement of the win by Gothicus Maximus. He exits the ring and quickly makes his way up the ramp, across the landing, and disappears into the backstage area. Our attention is returned to the ring where Wallace is regaining his composure and he slowly exits the ring. He gathers his things then he tries to hop onto his unicycle to ride up the ramp to the backstage area but being groggy from the match with Gothicus Maximus all Wallace can do is fall over and off his unicycle. Several ring attendants come to help Wallace return to the backstage area along with his unicycle.
We cut backstage of Zero Tolerance Coliseum to the dressing room of Bill Barnhart. We see Bill, Bea, and their English Bulldog Iris, relaxing in the room. They appear ready for the match Bill has against Duke Kosloff tonight with Bill already in his wrestling attire, Bea is dressed nicely, and Iris is wearing her pink diamond-studded dog collar. While Bea and Iris are relaxing on the couch watching the Island Warfare event up to this point we see Bill sitting at the dining table and we notice there are a few cans of Classic Coke on the table along with a plate with three slices of pepperoni pizza.
Bill: Thanks for joining me as we get ready to make our entrance for my match against Duke Kosloff. Bea and Iris are the ones who have it easy when it comes to getting ready for a match. All Iris needs to do is have her pink diamond-studded dog collar strapped on and Bea is always beautiful and sexy no matter what she wears. I am the one who has to do the workouts to get ready for the real wrestling part of our matches. Some of you probably want to see how I train and work out to get ready for a match against someone like Duke Kosloff.
The camera gets closer to Barnhart to ensure they do not miss any of his workout routine.
Bill: I will start with some repetitions. Doing reps helps keep your muscles toned up.
We watch as Bill grabs a can of Classic Coke and lifts it off the table, brings it to his mouth, returns his arm to the table, then he repeats this several more times while counting the reps until the can of Classic Coke is empty.
Bill: One. Two. Three. Four. Five. That is enough of those reps. Never want to over-do it and get sore from the workout.
Bill gives a quizzical look into the camera as if to question the reactions of the viewers.
Bill: What? You got a problem with my workout routine? Do any of you honestly think I have to do more reps and use more weight to do them? I am facing Duke Kosloff remember? Sheesh! Let me move on to a little different type of workout that involves a breathing drill of inhaling and exhaling to ensure the proper oxygen flow into, and out of, the lungs is taking place.
We are surprised when Barnhart slides the plate of three pepperoni pizza slices closer to him on the table. Bill, while still sitting in the chair, leans forward and inhales a slice of pepperoni pizza. After he devours it and swallows it he exhales. Bill does this three times until the three slices of pepperoni pizza are consumed.
Bea: Bill? Are you teasing the viewers and your opponent again?
This time it is Bill who gives a quizzical look in the direction of Bea.
Bill: What? Are people getting buggy again? I just did my breathing exercise repetitions and in the process I was able to get my fill of carbs. Yes there are carbs in bread, cheese, and pasta sauce. After my two workouts I am ready for my match physically, and my breathing and blood flow is perfect, and shortly we will make our way to the ring and everyone will watch me obtain my second victory in my second match here in Asylum Islands Wrestling.
Bea: Not getting over-confident are you Bill?
Bill: Bea I enter every match fully confident I will emerge as the winner of the match. If anyone goes into a wrestling match with the thought they are going to lose then they already lost the match before the bell rings. If a wrestler is not confident of their ability in the wrestling ring they should retire from the sport of wrestling.[/size][/b]
The Asylum Islands Wrestling backstage staff member pops their head into the dressing room to inform Bill, Bea, and Iris they need to move to the staging area to be ready for their entrance for their match. The three walk toward the dressing room door and once in the hallway the cameraman cuts the ca[/font]
Alicia Goudie: Our next match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, representing Anarchy island, Lee Harris!
5th Dimension By Shingo02 plays as Lee comes out from the back area. He looks around before walking down the rampway, cursing at some fans. He starts yelling incoherent phrases and quoting Ancient Aliens as he gets to the ring. He looks around the arena before going to his corner.
Ethan Shrimpton: Lee lost his debut match and is looking for retribution here tonight!
Alicia Goudie: And his opponent, representing Celestial Island, Frankie Everhart!
The lights go out as the first riffs of Cowboys from hell start to blare on the pa system. As soon as the lyrics start, a white light appears on stage. Out walks Frankie Everheart with a huge smile on his face. The crowd pops. Frankie ducking loves it. He's Celestial's home town boy. He walks to the ring, nodding his head and slapping hands with fans.
Clayton Elliott: yeah both these guys are losers.
Ethan Shrimpton: Not exactly, but I get your what you mean.
Clayton Elliott: Shut up Shrimpton!
The two men meet in the middle and its balls to the wall right off the bat, with strikes flying from both men.
Clayton Elliott: whoa ho ho yes! An all out brawl to start the show yes!
Lee shoots for a take down but Everhart powers him up into a powerbomb, which is reversed again into a hurricanrana.
Ethan Shrimpton: what a series of moves!
Lee stands and is hit with a thunderous closeline, nearly decapitating him. Frankie goes into the full mount and rains punches down. Frankie looks to lock in his patent dragon sleeper but is kicked into the referee.
Clayton Elliott: Now the real fun begins!
Ethan Shrimpton: Whats lee digging out of his trunks? Oh no a box cutter!
Lee digs the blade deep into Frankie’s forehead, and quickly his face becomes a crimson mask. Frankie hides the pain well though and rises with lee on his back.
Ethan Shrimpton: backpack stunner from Frankie Everheart what a reversal and refs up, but only a two count!
Frankie stomps the prone opponent a few times before locking in the Dragon sleeper.
Ethan Shrimpton: The Future is now! Its all over for Lee, he is tapping!
Clayton Elliott: It’s a damn conspiracy! The ref had it out for him!
Alicia Goudie: the winner of the match is Frankie Everheart.
The screens throughout the arena light up and we see Erik Black sitting on a leather chair In an executive office under the Coliseum. He looks extremely angry as he yells into the phone.
Erik Black: Kee Harris just ruined our show for the last Fucking Time…
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Erik Black: Fucking make it hurt.
The scene cuts out as Erik hangs up the phone.
Ethan Shrimpton: Did Erik Black just do what I think he did?
Clayton Elliott: The first rule of AIW is never talk… oh wait no that fight club… but either way I would shut up.
Ethan Shrimpton: I am getting word that we are about to see a video from earlier in the week.
Clayton Elliott: I hope it's AIW beach girl cam highlights.
The video feeds starts and we see A big yacht with a giant pool and Caribbean island theme area. This is a high-end yacht that looks like it would be a party boat. Crazy J is laying in a lawn chair with a red bathing suit and a white wife beater shirt. He has on some black Oakley's and he is sipping on some kind of mixed drink. Two girls are swimming in the pool with skimpy bikinis. J continues to drink as the yacht is pulling into the port of Anarchy Island.
Men with assault rifles and AIW army uniforms come to the front of the yacht. They watch closely as the yacht stops. Crazy J sets down his empty drink and walks towards a doorway. The scene skips to a speed boat coming out of the back of the yacht. Crazy J and 3 of the armed men reach the dock. They don't bother trying it off as Duke walks towards the speed boat on crutches. Duke looks to be in pain still from the match at island warfare episode #1.
Duke slowly gets in the speed boat as they head to the yacht. They reach the yacht and they pull the speed boat into it. The scene cuts to Duke and J sitting around the pool.
Crazy J: so duke nice to finally get to talk to you and I know your this big German guy so I got some of that Spaten Oktoberfest.
Duke: um… You know I am Russian right
Crazy J: you won't be rushing on that bad knee if we don't get it looked at… I am just fucking with you. So look I am taking you to go see the doctors on Celestial island and they will get you fixed up and back in the ring.
A waitress walks over with a tray of drinks and hands J another drink and hands duke a glass of Russian Vodka. They take a sip as the scene cuts to them sitting in a Dr office. The doctor walks in and sits down.
Doctor: Mr Kosloff and Mr J after looking at the MRI I have to say I think it's best to take a few months off. And then look.at it and see if surgery is something it may be needed. [/color]
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Back on the yacht you see a very concerned and angry looking Duke. J is drinking another drink and talking to one of the hot girls in the skimpy thong suit. J smiles at her and he walks back towards duke.
Crazy J: so look I know your worried about what the doctors said but what do they know…
Duke: they are doctors… They went to school for it. But screw them I am not known for listening to well.
Crazy J: yeah whatever fuck them I have us going to see one of the tribal doctors who can cure you.
Duke: so back to anarchy island and my knee is still messed up…
Crazy J motions for the girls to come over and they drink as the yacht starts off towards anarchy island. The girls are flirting with the men. Crazy J is smiling and possibly for the first time Duke is smiling today.
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The scene that skips ahead as Crazy J, Duke and 5 armed men make their way down the dock to to a military type truck. Duke Hobbles into the truck as J blows a snot rocket as the humidity on the jungle island is fucking with his sinus.
Duke: Not use to the humidity on this island are you, I know its not your pallace air conditioned office.
Crazy J: you do realize that I don’t need to help you with that leg. I could just let bill take that knee out.
The truck comes to a stop the armed men get out of the truck and they use binoculars and then one of the men sends up a drone with Infrared monitoring to make sure no locals are in the area waiting to attack. The man with the drone gives the all clear and they make their way into the local village.
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Inside of a Tribal Doctor tent a man with a bone of an animal going through his nose is mixing together some ingredients. Duke doesn’t seem so sure about this. Crazy J just keeps smiling as the doctor mixes together more stuff.
Tribal doctor: Iha tuhānū ajihī'āṁ cīzāṁ dēkhaṇa atē uhanāṁ cījāṁ nū mahisūsa karana dā kārana dēvēgā jihaṛē asala nahīṁ hana. Iha kujha samēṁ la'ī naraka vāṅga kucalē hō'ē atē tuhānū gaṛabaṛa kara rihā hai.
Duke: What did he say?
Crazy J: He said this is going to make you feel all better
Duke: are you sure?
Crazy J: Yeah man you are good…
Crazy J has that look like he is unsure of it all.
***Translation for the fans in the arena****
Tribal doctor: This will cause you to see objects and feel things that are not real. This is going to hurt like hell and mess you up for some time.
The live feed ends
Ethan Shrimpton: Crazy J lied to Duke… and now we have a drugged up big man that is seeing things… feeling things and is a monster.
Clayton Elliott: You got to love a real monster… except the other night this girl said she was 21 turns out she was 18 and her dad was not happy when she came home late… he was a real monster as well. But I got him some seats in the Asylum Island section so its better now… But yeah Crazy J got this man healed up after the doctors on celestial said it was going to be 6 months or more.
Alicia Goudie: Ladies and gentleman the following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, the biggest known man on Anarchy Island standing over seven feet tall…..The Soviet Destroyer…...Duke…..Kosloffffff!!!!!!!!!
The arena goes dark as pyros start to light up throughout the arena as the arena fills with smoke and flames. A monster of a man slowly appears walking down the ramp as passes by men standing in hooded robes symbol for Chaos on them as they all hold the Book of Chaos in their hands. Pyros shoot flames into the air you can hear "I See Fire" by Ed Sheeran playing. Duke methodically enters the ring stepping over the top rope making his way to the center of the ring standing there like a God as he waits for the bell to ring.
Alicia Goudie: And his opponent for this evening, standing at six-foot-four and hailing from Celestial Island…. Bill….Barnhaaaarrrrrrrrrt!!!!!!
Raise Your Glass by Pink hits the speakers and we see Bill Barnhart walk out from the backstage area holding a pink glass chalice in his hand. He is followed by his wife and manager, Bea Barnhart, who is leading their English Bulldog Iris on a pink leash. When the song comes to the lyrics RAISE YOUR GLASS Bill Barnhart raises the chalice into the air. The crowd gives a mixed reaction to Barnhart. The three make their way to the ring where Bill hands the chalice to Bea before entering the ring while Bea and Iris take a seat at ringside. Bill walks around the ring playing the crowd.
Ethan Shrimpton: The bell has rung and were underway!!
Clayton Elliott: I’ve been looking forward to this one! These are two big men that don't have the words “lose” and “quit” in their dictionary.
Ethan Shrimpton: Thats right, these are two of our biggest warriors and there was a lot of talk about this match around the Asylum Islands over the past week!Clayton Elliott: Something about Duke looks off, he looks different…
The two men circled each other in the ring, Duke pointed at Barnhart and said something that the camera couldn't pick up. Bill only smirked before he shot at Duke and the two locked up. Duke gained the advantage and pushed Barnhart off sending him falling to the mat. Bill quickly scrambled back to his feet and ran back to Duke, the two locking up again. Bill pushed on Duke getting the giant to take a few steps back before Duke again managed to push Bill away - but this time Bill didn't go to the ground and quickly went back at Duke for a third time!! This time connecting a shoulder to the giants stomach and forcing him back into the corner. Bill grabbed the ropes and continued to force his shoulder into Dukes gut over and over until he went down to his knees. Bill turned around and stuck his ass in Dukes face letting one rip.
Clayton Elliott: Did he….did Bill just do what I think he did!?
Ethan Shrimpton: Yup, Bill just gave us our first official AIW in-ring fart. That's a meme waiting to happen…
Bill laughed and worked the crowd as Dukes face recoiled from the awful stinch. His eyes were watering but Duke got to his feet as Bill still had his back turned hyping up the crowd. Duke hit him from behind with a massive right hand that sent Bill sprawling and flailing for the ropes. He shook the hit off and turned around to face the Soviet Destroyer who caught Bill with another massive right hand!!!
Clayton Elliott: Geez, you know that has to hurt!!! His massive hands are about boulder size and his fingers like like sausages….
Bill swung back but it was blocked by Duke and he followed it up with a headbutt. Bill grabbed his head with both hands in pain and tried to move out of the way but Duke grabbed him by his hand and threw him across the ring! Bill bounced off the ropes and met the bottom of Dukes enormous boot and landed on the canvas with a loud thud!
Clayton Elliott: OOOHHH!!!!!! He's gonna have Dukes shoe pattern on his face for a week!!
Ethan Shrimpton: Oh, that reminds me!! I hooked up with this chick last night, and I left something special on her face too!
Clayton Elliott: NOOO!! You shut up!!!
Duke went for the cover on Bill and the ref started to count
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Kickout!!! Bill quickly got a shoulder up as Duke got back to his feet and pulled Bill back up and hit him with a belly to belly suplex!!! The giant walked over to Bill and started to pull him up again; but this time Bill kicked Duke square in his knee as he lay on the mat!! Duke howled out in pain and limped across the ring, away from Bill, as he used the ring ropes for support. Bill slowly got to his feet and ran across the ring hitting Duke with a clothesline that sent the giant flipping over the ropes and crashing hard down to the floor!!!
Clayton Elliott: Woah!!!!! He did a complete 360 out of the ring!!!
Ethan Shrimpton: Duke, watch out!!!!!
Clayton Elliott: Oh my God!!!
Bill Barnhart stood at the top of the ring post with his arms outstretched as the crowd roared! Duke was on all fours, his head looking down as he got to his knees and slowly stood up.
Clayton Elliott: What is Bill doing??? He's not an Aerial guy!!
Duke Kosloff turned his head to his left and saw Bill standing from the top of the post.
Ethan Shrimpton: He's not stupid, he knows he needs to inflict some serious pain on the Soviet Destroyer if he's going to win this match.
Duke tried to prepare himself but before he knew it, Barnhart was midair and coming down with the splash! Barnhart collided with Duke and both men went crashing down into the barricade, forcing it back and fans scrambled.
Ethan Shrimpton: Both men are down!!!!
Clayton Elliott: ...That was the ugliest splash I've ever seen. Bill looks soo awkward pulling that off. He doesn't need to do that again….
Ethan Shrimpton: It appears to have been successful though...
Clayton Elliott: Are you sure? Bill is on the ground too….
Bill rolled off Duke and laid on the ground as the ref began to count. Barnhart winced in pain from his right shoulder that had hit the barricade on the way down. With his left arm, he tried to pull himself back up on the ring apron as Duke laid sprawled out on the ground. Bill looked back, then over to the ref, knowing that Duke may not get back up and his crazy aerial assault might have completed the task at hand.
Bill finally managed to get himself back into the ring as the ref continued to count.
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5……….
Out of nowhere, Duke sat straight up as if he had never been hit and the crowd roared in approval. He got to his feet with no emotion on his face.
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7…….
Duke climbed up to the ring and stepped over the ropes and the ref stopped his count. Barnhart, still favoring his right shoulder readied himself for a fight. Duke smiled and said something again, this time angering Bill who ran right at Duke - but the giant maneuvered himself and caught Bill by the throat, pulling him up in the air with one hand and slamming Bill to the mat!!! Bills body bounced like a ball on the canvas he hit so hard and Duke quickly went for the cover.
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Ethan Shrimpton: Bill kicks out!!!! I thought it was over right there!!
Clayton Elliott: ...Didn't you think it was weird that Duke just got up like nothing had happened? I told you, he seemed different….
Ethan Shrimpton: I’m not sure about that my friend, but he seems to be in firm control of this match right now!
Duke got back to his feet as Barnhart lay on the mat breathing heavily trying to shake off the vicious chokeslam he had just received. Duke backed away and caught his breath while Bill rolled over and took his time getting to his feet. He turned around and saw the giant Soviet Destroyer standing directly in front of him. Duke quickly snatched him up and slammed him down with a spinebuster!!
Ethan Shrimpton: Bill has to be in some serious pain!!! Duke executed that move flawlessly and Barnhart is no small man in his own right!!
Clayton Elliott: ...C’mon Duke, finish him off…
Ethan Shrimpton: HEY!! You can’t cheer for anyone, you have to be neutral!!
Clayton Elliott: Um, uuuhh, I wasn't cheering. I said, “Dukes about to finish him off”....
Duke didn't go for the pin, he sat on top of Bill and rained down a heavy force of right and left hands to Bills face. Bill managed to stop a few of them but most were connecting as Duke screamed out an uncharastic yell while he pummeled away. Satisfied with his work he stood up and pulled Bill up to his knees. From behind, Duke took both his hands and started to squeeze on Bills head!! Barnhart screamed out in pain as he tried to pull Dukes hands off his head.
Ethan Shrimpton: Oh my God!!! This could be really, really bad!!
Clayton Elliott: ...How far do you think Bills eyes will shoot out of his head? I think they’ll land in the first row.
Ethan Shrimpton: What!? No!! They won't come out of his head!!!
Clayton Elliott: I got $1,000 that says otherwise….
Duke continued to squeeze his head with a sick smile of satisfaction that appeared on his face. The ref came over and pointed to Duke telling him something, but the Soviet Destroyer seemed not to notice. After a few seconds he released his grip and quickly locked Bill into a sleeper hold, pulling him to his feet. Bill struggled to get free, he fought back as hard as he could but there was no getting away from the giants grip. Bills struggle started to ease and his body seemed to give out.
Ethan Shrimpton: This could be it, folks...
Clayton Elliott: Barnhart is done, bro. He couldn't take out the Soviet Destroyer!!!
The ref raised Bills right arm into the air and it fell limply back to his side. Again, for a second time, the ref held his arm up high and let it go, only to fall back to his side again. Duke smiled and started to nod, knowing the match was over. The ref raised Barnharts arm for a third time and it fe----it stopped!!! Bill, somehow, managed to keep his arm from falling as the crowd went nuts!!!
Ethan Shrimpton: HE'S NOT DONE YET!!!!!!![/b]
Clayton Elliott: Oh man, I really thought it was over!!! ...It still could be, Bill has a long way to go to get out of this!!
Life came back into the eyes of Barnhart who pushed and struggled as Duke tightened the hold around Bills neck; Bill reached back behind himself and jabbed his fingers in Dukes face, his middle finger pushing deep into Dukes eye - causing him to break the hold and letting Bill go. Duke backed away, holding his hand up to his injured eye as Bill tried to shake off the effects of the sleeper hold. Bill gave Duke a quick kick in the gut doubling him over and hit the giant with a DDT!!! Bill went for the pin!!
Ethan Shrimpton: This is his chance right here!!!
Bill jumped on Duke with surprising speed and positioned himself for the pin.
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Kickout!!!!
Bill slapped the mat in frustration before he stood up and laid a few kicks to the side of Dukes head. Bill ran to the far end of the ring, bounced off the ropes and hit Duke with a big leg drop!!! Duke rolled away in pain and both men, now tired, struggled to get back to their feet. Duke got to his first and saw Bill slowly getting up. Duke saw his chance and ran across the ring and delivered a massive superman punch right as Bill was getting to his feet!!! Duke, sweat pouring from his tired face, pulled Bill up with what energy he had left. He took Bill to the corner of the ring and started to make his way up the turnbuckle.
Ethan Shrimpton: He setting him up for the Killing Spree! Bill better do something quick!!!
Duke, on the turnbuckle, positioned Bill and lifted him up. The fans were all on their feet as Duke jumped off the turnbuckle and delivered a devastating spinning powerbomb - the Killing Spree. The sound of both men hitting the canvas echoed throughout the coliseum. Duke crawled his way across the ring and simply laid on top of Bill, all his energy now spent.
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duke rolled off of Bill and laid on the canvas with both hands in the air.
Alicia Goudie: Ladies and Gentleman, the winner of the match…..The Soviet Destoyer…..Duuuuke…..Kosloooooooooffff!!!!!!!!!
A second video plays that is hyping up the AIW Battle of the Best match for the AIW Asylum Island Title.
Ethan Shrimpton: What a night we have had here on Asylum Island. The fans were lucky to see 3 great matches already and now its time…
Clayton Elliott: Yes it is time to watch the very first ever AIW Hardcore Match… I was shocked that we didn't have one last week… as Crazy J is the Hardcore legend.
The arena lights flicker as Maggot Face by Blaze Ya Dead homie Starts playing. Red spotlights shine down as Crazy J steps out wearing some black, white and gray camo pants. He has on his old school Crazy J logo shirt with the rotting flesh mask on and his dreads. J shaved head shines under the spotlights. J has a Green Monster can in one hand and a bottle of Crown in his other. The fans cheer as the hardcore legend makes his way to ringside. J sits down on a lawn chair. He motions to the back and a sexy girl in a bikini walks out. She has a large cup in her hand.
Clayton Elliott: This chick is smoking hot… is that his girlfriend…
The girl gets down on her hands and knees after handing J his cup. J used her back to sit the cup on and mix his Monster and Crown Drink.
Ethan Shrimpton: This is just gross… he is using her for a table.
Clayton Elliott: This is awesome but I would use her for more than just a table…
Ethan Shrimpton: Father Bill I will be at the church tomorrow morning to pray for this.
Clayton Elliott: I will join you…
Ethan Shrimpton: Really?
Clayton Elliott: Fuck No… I will be at Pirate Casino getting my drink on… you cant Drink all day if you dont star in the AM. You know the whore house has a special 2 for 1 on sunday…. Its the day of rest and what better way to rest then in a bed with two sluts.
Alicia Goudie: Ladies and gentleman this is the very First AIW Hardcore match in company history…
“Cthulhu” by Gunship begins playing as Tabitha Osborne steps out from the back in a dark hooded robe that hides her features. She ignores the booing crowd, heading straight for the ring. She lays her robe onto the time keeper’s table like it were a championship title and rolls into the ring.
Alicia Goudie: From Sin Island, we have the very first female ever in AIW… she is Zolothach.
the theme hits and The Cleaver glides to the rampway, he moves like a cat, and strides to the ring with purpose, shaking his head at the fans with contempt, he slides under the bottom rope, and circles the ring, then stretches on the ropes as he awaits the beginning of the match
Alicia Goudie: From the Wastelands, he is The Cleaver...
Ethan Shrimpton: Crazy J must want to watch this match closely.
Clayton Elliott: Well I was backstage drinking… I mean talking with J before the show and he said that he wanted to watch Zolothac get her face ripped off. She sent some tweets last week that J didn't like… then she pissed off Erik Black as well. Not very smart is this whore
Ethan Shrimpton: I think you mean women… didn't you see the damage she did this week in her promo?
The Cleaver and Zolothac are staring at each other. The bell rings and the two start to move in the ring.
Ethan Shrimpton: Not going to lie these two stars look so happy to battle this out.
Clayton Elliott: Well lets face it…
Cleaver charges at Zolothac. Zolothac side steps but Cleaver quickly stops and Clotheselines down Zolothac. Zolothac quickly rolls and pops back up on her feet. The two lock up Zolothac bites cleavers neck but he pushes her off.
Ethan Shrimpton: That is so nasty...
Clayton Elliott: I was with a girl the other night that kept biting my chest as we was having our 1 on 1 match…
Ethan Shrimpton: I just dont know what to say… was this the 18 year old girl?
Clayton Elliott: No it was her friend… I went back to the bar and picked her friend up after her dad freaked out… I was needing a release.
Ethan Shrimpton: you ever wish you could go back and not ask something… almost every match with you I wish I could un ask questions.
After the bite Cleaver seemed to smile for a second and quickly bites her back… fans start chanting “Ghost”. THe two lock up and are biting each other arms before Cleaver Delivers a right hand to her face.
Ethan Shrimpton: He just punched a women in the eye.
Clayton Elliott: what do you tell a women with two black eyes?
Ethan Shrimpton: Let me get you help…
Clayton Elliott: Nothing she has already been told twice… HAHAHA
Ethan Shrimpton: Lord I am sorry… to all the women on the island.
Zolothac throws a right hand and a left right back at the face of Cleaver. Cleaver backs off and rolls out of the ring and he picks up a bamboo stick with sea shells on it. Cleaver swings it at Zolothac as she leans over the rope taunitng him. She steps back just in time. Zolothac rolls out the other side and picks up a conch shell. Zolothac and Cleaver are back in the ring both with weapons. However, Cleaver picked the right weapon as the longer bamboo weapon connects with Zolothac and she quickly drops down.
Outside of the ring Crazy J is screaming with Joy he is screaming, “Kill the bitch” He reaches over to his sexy table and takes another sip of his drink. Cleaver quickly delivers a blow to the back so hard that some of the shells come off the bamboo. Zolothac is bleeding from her back. Cleaver picks her up but she quickly jabs Cleaver in the throat with one of the shells. He stumbles back some. Zolothac quickly picks up the conch shell. Zolothac puts her hand in and delivers one hell of a punch to the face of Cleaver.
Ethan Shrimpton: The so called ghost just got shell punched… This match may be over any second.
Clayton Elliott: Crazy J doesn’t look very happy with the attack… Oh shit, she has the bamboo shell stick.
Zolothac has the bamboo stick and puts it under cleaver neck as he lays face down. She sits on his back and lifts up with the bamboo stick. Zolothac is screeching as she continues the assault on Cleaver. Crazy J is outside of the ring looking less than thrilled. He takes his drink off the lady table and slams it back down on her back causing some to spill on her back. Zolothac drivers her weight down on Cleaver back. Cleaver reaches up with his right hand and then his left and pulls the bamboo stick from his throat and pulls off Zolothac. Cleaver still trying to recover is now holding the bamboo staff and he sees Zolothac going for the Conch shell again. Cleaver Face has some blood from the last shell that has stained the face paint red where it once was white. Cleaver quickly Hits the conch shell to the outside of the ring and uses the Bamboo to hit Zolothac knee and cause her to drop down.
Ethan Shrimpton: Cleaver was lucky to get that shell away. Another blow from that and this match would be over.
Clayton Elliott: Duke knows the effects of those attacks…. I just don't think Crazy J will take Zolothac to that tribal doctor… He would probably drop her off at the graveyard Island and leave her for dead.
Zolothac rolls out of the ring and looks for a new weapon. She finds a bag of sand. She rolls back in the ring. Zolothac goes to hit Cleaver with the sand bag he side steps the bag and follows it up with a round house kick that sends Zolothac flying. He picks up the bamboo stick and deliver a hell of a thud to Zolothac. Zolothac is lying against the ropes. Cleaver runs at Zolothac and clotheslines her over the rope. She lands outside of the ring in front of Crazy J. Zolothac reaches over and grabs Crazy J drink and tosses it into the face of Cleaver. J is screaming about his drink. Cleavers eyes are burning but he picks up the glass and goes to hit Zolothac in the face. But Crazy J stops it and grabs his glass back and hands Cleaver a plastic shovel and bucket. The bucket has water in it and some blood suckers. THe bucket is poured onto Zolothac face and the fans are screaming “ghost” once again. J sets his glass back down on the table and uses his phone to order a new drink.
Ethan Shrimpton: Crazy J is not happy about his drink being used but he was not going to let the cup get broken. However zolothac now has a leech on her face.
Clayton Elliott: That poor leech sucking on that nasty skanks face…
Cleaver digs under the ring and pulls out a life ring and rope. He makes his way back over to Zolothac and he kicks her in the gut and slowly slides the ring over her head and arms. He tosses the rope into the ring in the corner. He walks around the ring post still standing outside and pulls the rope through the ring causing Zolothac to collide with the ring post head first.
Ethan Shrimpton: Though I still disagree with men and women competing… not because women can't do what men do… just dont think men should hurt women.
Clayton Elliott: As much as you suck up to the women on these islands it blows my mind how you never have sex.
Ethan Shrimpton: So because I dont go to a whore house or 10 on Sin Island you are holding thast against me… THat was a smart move by Cleaver is what I was about to say… this guy again this week is attacking his opponets. He like to hurt people and use that against them.
Cleaver then tosses the top over the top rope and stars lifting her up. He ties off the rope and grabs the bamboo stick again and delivers a huge blow and then a second one. Zolothac However shifts enough from the hit she slide out of the life ring. She is laying on the ground and Cleaver picks her up and tosses her back in the ring. Zolothac stands up for a moment and she eats a trouble in paradise spinning kick from Cleaver and she drops back down to the ring.
Crazy J Outside is screaming in his phone looking for a drink.
Ethan Shrimpton: What a suck up
Clayton Elliott: I wish I would have thought to bring a bottle out for Mr. Crazy J.
Cleaver picks up Zolothac and she pokes him in the eye and then belly to belly brainbuster and Cleaver is down. Zolothac is quick to attack. Duke Kosloff walks out from the back bringing a bottle of alcohol for Crazy J. A back mounted inverted face lock. Duke Hands the bottle to Crazy J and slides into the ring. Zolothac releases the hold and Duke Picks up C;eaver and grabs his throat.
Ethan Shrimpton: I guess Duke is not sucking up to the boss man.
Clayton Elliott: Duke looks so angry...
Crazy J: Duke Stop…
Duke delivers a choke slam to Cleaver and then grabs Zolothac. Duke lifts zolothac up and delivers the killing spree spinning off of the top rope. Duke then picks up Cleaver and lays him on top.
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Alicia Goudie: Ladies and Gentleman the winner of the match The Cleaver
Ethan Shrimpton: Duke just gave the win to the man that hurt his knee last Show.
Clayton Elliott: Wait looks like Duke is not done yet.
Duke: feel the burn!
Duke picks up Cleaver and toss him into the corner and Duke picks up Zolothac.
Crazy J: Destroy that bitch.
The cleaver walks over and Duke has Zolothac up for a power bomb and Cleaver grabs her head and helps slam her down. But the two are both back in each other.
Crazy J: Boys let’s please save this for the Battle of the best match… so sad that...
Just then The maximus gladiator theme starts playing as Maximus runs to the ring. As he reaches the ring Bill Barnhart is headed to the ring as well. Bill and Maximus are in the ring with Duke and Cleaver and the 4 guys are all looking at each other as Zolothac is still down. Duke Grabs Bill and Cleaver Grabs Maximus. The 4 are delivering blows back and forth. Crazy J motions and Erik Black and Jaymz make their way to the ring. Jaymz Grabs Maximus and and Cleaver and slams them both down. Crazy J grabs Duke as Erik Black delivers his So Cold signature move to Maximus head. Crazy J Points to the back and Duke Walks away.
Ethan Shrimpton: Duke just gets to walk away… see what happens when you kiss the ass of Crazy J.
Clayton Elliott: Nah Duke is making a good business decision for himself. I would not want to be on bad terms with Crazy J, Erik Black or Jaymz… But we are out of time… We will see you all at Battle of the Best live here on the XHF network.