Sunday Showdown 6/09/2019
Jun 18, 2019 1:01:03 GMT -5
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6/09/2019
Joe Nobody’s House Detroit MI, approx. 12 in attendance
Showcode: SS6092019
Show Summary
The show starts off with a “ten cluck salute” in honor of the memory of Gobbledy Gooker Jr. who had since passed away. All in attendance couldn’t contain their tears, except for a seemingly random masked fan. Thomas Galloway came out lamenting how his heavy weight title match went. However, he made it known he clearly blames Johnny Bulldog for everything that happened, postulating he was not only jealous, but wanted to keep Galloway down. Galloway announced that he wanted Bulldog at the final ppv of the year and it was up to Bulldog to accept. Meanwhile during the whole bit that masked fan kept chanting for a wrestler who was not even booked.
Killa Kai comes out next, making his first appearance since that match with Galloway. Kai said he came back to life after Galloway had put him down, and was eager to kill again. However, he wasn’t about to do it in front of such a small crowd, and demanded a wrestler from the back challenge him. However, only when Destiny could actually book a venue. Killa Kai left just as Big Drag entered the backyard via inter-dimensional vortex, but was pulled back inside before his visa could be cleared or anyone in attendance comprehending what just happened. The hotdogs promised to everyone who had shown up however could not be eaten thanks to the masked fan kicking over the grill in which they were being cooked.
A small tv was rolled out into the backyard shortly after. The first image that appeared on the screen was of a male’s rather larger than normal appendage. It would belong to none other than Ricky Jackson. Jackson said he would return to Destiny next week, and offered up a challenge to any who would dare take on all the manliness that was himself. Johnny Bulldog would simply turn the tv off and get inside the ring.
Bulldog started off by praising Galloway, saying he was happy to be on the pulse and trying to raise him up to be the next big thing. He claimed Galloway had it all wrong about what happened at the Victory tournament and said if Galloway wanted to talk, he needed to come out ringside like a man, which Galloway obliged. Bulldog tried to explain his point of view but Galloway was not hearing it. Bulldog said that was all fine, because despite him believing Galloway was the future, he reminded his former friend they live in the present and the present was Bulldog. He even went one step further and declared Galloway had his match at the end of the season, and Bulldog would put his career on the line to prove he was still better. Galloway, at first not knowing what to say, eventually responded back that if Bulldog did beat him, he would also give up wrestling. Both men stared at each other tensely after before Bulldog left the ring and headed up the ramp. He turned around at the top though and challenged Galloway to contest next week. Galloway would choose anyone he wanted, but Bulldog would recruit Mike Lio to have a tag match.
Darren Wilson(SS) Vs. Mike Lio w/ Johnny Bulldog - Mike Lio wins by pinfall
Bulldog tosses “Freddie” into Lio’s hands to start this one off but WIlson simply slams Lio in the face with a v-trigger which busts Lio open. Wilson tries to apply more pressure but gets pele kicked for his efforts. Lio then chop blocks Wilson and Wilson rolls to the outside. Lio scales the ropes and comes down on top of Wilson with a flying body splash and also onto some nearby kids. The kids are laying on top of Wilson and Bulldog dogpiles on top as well, but Wilson powers out and body slams Lio to the ground. Wilson then climbs the apron and hits a moonsault on Lio. Wilson tries to roll Lio back inside but Lio manages to escape. Lio slams Wilson with a forearm and then rolls Wilson inside instead. Lio chases after, tosess Wilson into the corner, scales the ropes with him, and delivers a roar of the lion.
Lio keeps on top for the cover but only manages to get a two count. Lio heads back up top and comes down with a frog splash. Lio walks over, but suddenly Wilson springs to life and gives Lio a hurricanrana. Wilson rises and gives Lio a hook kick into a german suplex. Wilson hoists up Lio for an assassin’s spike(crucifix driver) which takes out the referee because Lio’s legs land on the back of the referee’s head. Bulldog tries to toss “Freddie” to Lio, but Wilson intercepts and slams Lio over the back with it. Wilson lumbers near but gets vandragonator’d out of nowhere by Lio. Lio lifts Wilson up by the head, but Wilson once again shows his stuff off with a tornado enziguri. Wilson lays on top for the cover but he only barely gets a one count. Wilson attempts one last hook kick, but he’s caught by the waist by Lio and gets a bridging german suplex into a pinning combination getting the three count.
Dexter Point and Feargal Nukebuster just so happened to be riding a tandem bike in the area and noticed the crowd gathering around the fence. Both of them stopped to take a peak. Feargal was so sure he recognized the one masked wrestler by smell alone. Dexter was taken aback when Feargal called out “Jefe!” Almost immediately the crowd looked around and both Dexter and Feargal rode away.
Armageddon Vs. Thomas Galloway - Armageddon wins by knockout
Bulldog stayed out at ringside for this one providing some light commentary. Armageddon starts this one off early by giving Galloway one piledriver after another. He follows that up with a neckbreaker DDT. Armageddon then whips Galloway into a corner, which causes Galloway to flip, legs in the air, resting against it. Armageddon wraps Galloways legs around the ropes and then delivers a facebuster DDT. Armageddon keeps up the pain by giving Galloway a knockout uppercut punch. Armageddon then slows things down with a steiner recliner camel clutch. Armageddon pulls the hold back tighter and Galloway passes out from the pain.
Bulldog slides inside after Armageddon rolls out and pins the unconscious Galloway. He counts by himself to a roaring boo by all those in attendance. Before Bulldog leaves the ring he gives a violent stomp to Galloways chest, soaking in the notoriety he feeds off of. Bulldog eventually leaves the ring, but the masked fan rolls inside begging for a match. At this point the referee had enough of this man’s antics and asked if anyone in the back wanted to teach this guy some humility. Both Michael Clarke Duncan and Yuki Sakaraba came out to answer the call.
Masked Fan Vs. Michael Clarke Duncan Vs. Yuki Sakaraba - Masked fan wins by pinfall(on Michael Clarke Duncan)
Yuki double clotheslines both the masked fan and MCD outside and over the ropes. A random kid throws a chair towards the ring, but it ends up clobbering the referee which causes him to fall down. The masked fan grabs a set up chair, folds it up and slides inside. He blasts Yuki over the head with it, but she falls on top of the referee keeping him out cold longer. MCD slides back inside only to get blasted by the masked fan in the gut with the chair and even Yuki contributes by giving MCD a DDT, busting him open. The masked fan tries to slam Yuki with the chair but she kicks him in the gut and steals the chait to blast him over the head with it instead.
The referee finally gets back to his feet but MCD tries to kiss him, which causes the referee to pass out immediately. That moment of distraction leaves MCD open for the masked fan to give him a snap clothesline. Yuki also takes her opportunity to punt between the legs of the prone MCD. MCD’s nether regions spontaneously explode, but the masked fan is somehow ready for this, pulled up their mask in anticipation and caught chunks in their mouth, which are spit right back at MCD. The referee finally gets back up again just in time to see Yuki spear the masked fan. MCD though takes a bit of his special sauce and lathers it all over the masked fan’s body, causing spontaneous impregnation.
MCD tries to propose to the masked fan to make an honest person out of them, but the masked fan delivers a MFKick(Jefekick). MCD spins around and manages to headbutt Yuki, which spins her right into another MFKick(Jefekick). The masked fan turns their attention back on MCD and give him a MFslam(Jefeslam). The masked fan tries a cover but only gets a two count. MCD rolls out of the ring and attempt to contact G Ice. G Ice trips over the fence debris while Yuki springs back to life and nails a ranhei on the masked fan. She covers them but can only get a one count. The masked fan starts hulking out and even peels off their mask, revealing another mask, but this one clearly in support of CW. While the fan taunts everyone in attendance Yuki tries to roll them up again but still can only get a one count.
MCD seeing the CW fans allegiance tries to talk contract law with him, which causes the fan to bleed from the ears. While that distracts the CW fan, Yuki plants a boot into the masked fan’s gut. MCD dances on the outside during this playing with his mammaries. Yuki attempts a bridging german suplex on the CW fan, holds on for the pin, but still can only get a two count. The masked fan pulls themselves up with the ropes as Yuki approaches and attempts a one winged angel, but she slips out and gives them a high angled tiger suplex. Yuki starts begging the CW fan to respond so they take off the mask revealing a literal baby.
MCD rolls inside the ring at this point thinking the miracle of life has just happened and this child is his, but the baby simply piledrives the much larger man. MCD starts saying despicable things about Yuki which sends her out of the ring balling her eyes out. The baby attempts to rolls up MCD but MCD gets the shoulder up just before three. MCD tells the kid he’s in time out and Yuki tries to roll up the baby. The baby even kicks out just before three. Yuki’s had enough of this, throws her hands up and starts heading to the back. The baby superkicks MCD and lays on top for the cover and manages the three count.
MCD tries to tell the baby it’s time to go home and maybe to a local adult club, but the baby takes off a secret mask, revealing none other than Jefe. The whole crowd is stunned. Before everyone in attendance can get at Jefe he signal his fire falcon, who sets off a chain reaction causing a big explosion, setting Nobodies house and nearby structures ablaze. Everyone in attendance is shocked and Jefe hops in a nearby running car where WAH machine was waiting. Kids are being ushered out by the more heroic members of the roster, while the rest scramble as the sirens draw near.
Dexter and Feargal, at the dungeons and dragons game they were originally headed to, see the news report and decide to end the game there for the night. Feargal gets up and a series of Dexter’s personal items start falling out of his pockets. Feargal simply says those are all mistakes and he was framed. Dexter adjusts his glasses and is about to attack Feargal but instead beats the hell out of the third guy there screaming how dare they try to set up his best friend.
Match of the Night
Darren Wilson(SS) Vs. Mike Lio w/ Johnny Bulldog