Champion Wrestling PPV: Champion Conquest 2019 [CARD]
Jun 27, 2019 10:46:32 GMT -5
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Post by The King on Jun 27, 2019 10:46:32 GMT -5
I know what you're thinking, what the fuck? Why the fuck? How the fuck? But let me explain, following the events of Champion Wrestling's most recent PPV, Philadelphia Powerslam, Swann has been irked... Irked with the ingenious idea to end this civil war of Champoon/Champion and bring an end to Jefe once and for all (seeing as he was bailed out of jail by a private investor). It's not a pretty idea, but it gets everything sorted - and finally allows Swann to become the 100% majority owner of CW. But to do so, Swann must put his stake on the line, and in a night of all out civil war, and possibly one of, if not the biggest nights in CW's history - everything will come crashing down.
...Ladies and gentlemen...
C H A M P I O N W R E S T L I N G P P V
| CHAMPION CONQUEST 2019 |
Now, to the call...
Big Drag sat in his portal, in the middle of all realms, cross-legged. He is in the middle of a call, a Skype call, between 49% minority owner Jefe and 51% majority owner Brad Swann - They battle, squabble and argue about how to settle the score once and for all and to see who rightfully owns CW, but Drag will decide how things go down... He is god, after all...
BIG DRAG: WE ARE GOING TO HOST A JOINT PPV CALLED CHAMPION CONQUEST!
Swann and Jefe both look baffled at the prospect, their faces scrunched up in their web cams. Jefe slow laughs before shaking his head, shooting the idea down straight away - Swann would just cheat! But Swann is smirking, smiling even... He nods his head and agrees to the preposition without a haste, and demands that they make a card... Right here, right now! Big Drag agrees, and allows Swann to make the first match...
Brad Swann: For 170 days this title has been wrongfully held, Mexican drug lord and bisexual 'queen' Fabiano Fiddleiano has clawed his way to victory, and it's about time the tyrannical reign comes to an end... I have the perfect opponent for him, at Champion Conquest it will be Fabiano defending his belt against Carter West Junior! Finally Carter can get his revenge, and in the process, bring a title to the Champion brand...
Jefe shrugs, Fabiano has been demanding a match with Carter for a long while now. He seems to have no problems with it.
Jefe: Fin, yu can poot him in teh macht...
Big Drag clicks his fingers and a graphic pops up on their screens, he literally just made it right there and then - he's a graphics god. Swann cackles and Jefe claps.
Discussions and arguments carry on about the logistics of the event, and eventually they get back to the card. Drag asks them what match should take place next, and Jefe immediately cuts him off...
Jefe: WAH Marchoon verses job squard tag choomps, tities on teh loon!
Swann scoffs at the prospect, Drag's eyes lighten up about the prospect of titties.
Brad Swann: Allow me to translate, WAH Machine versus Danny and Jonny, CW World Tag Team Championships on the line?
Jefe frantically nods his head like a puppy waiting for its next meal and Swann shrugs, saying 'Alright, whatever'. But that's when Big Drag snaps out of his dreamy phase and punches the air, creating a tsunami and blowing up Pompeii, again... He snarls his nose at the thought of being left out and demands that he too be in the match! Swann and Jefe look at him with utter confusion and Swann demands that Drag must have a tag team partner to compete, Drag attempts to argue that he's won the belts single-handedly before but Swann says 'this time will be different'. Drag grunts before reaching his hand further into the portal and yanking out his best friend and CW commentator, Sperm!
BIG DRAG: FINE! ME AND SPERM VERSUS YOUR TWO TEAMS! TAG TEAM TITLES ON THE LINE!
Drag doesn't even need to click his finger this time, instead he's so enraged that the graphic instantly pops up on its own. Sperm gives a lil wink to the camera.
Swann leaves to grab a drink and cigarette and returns with it fully lighted, puffing smoke towards his web cam. Jefe, also trying to look cool, grabs his own cigarette and begins to choke and cough on it every time he takes a puff. Big Drag, once more feeling left out, grabs a volcano, and begins to smoke it.
BIG DRAG: TWO MATCHES DOWN! *gulps the lava* TIME FOR A THIRD!
Swann removes the cigarette from his mouth and places it on his ash tray, still it.
Brad Swann: At Philadelphia Powerslam Jacob Jacobowitz jumped the guard rail and stole a title from my brand, I want it back... That's why the third match on the card should be Mongolian Giant versus Jacob Jacobowitz for the XHF Lickass Championship...
Once more a fancy graphic pops up, and Jefe has no reason to argue against the match - seeing as, just like Fabiano, Jacobowitz has been wanting revenge aswell.
Big Drag is now eating a packet of crisps, Jefe waits for him to tell them to do the fourth match - but Swann jumps the gun and has an idea.
Brad Swann: How about me versus you Jefe...?
Jefe almost shits himself at the prospect of wrestling the XHF European Champion, he shakes his head and claims he is injured, but Swann is not buying any of it... Big Drag finally cuts in, he claims that if Swann had a match with Jefe it would be completely unfair as Jefe can't wrestle - which is almost a backhanded compliment to Swann... and Jefe...
Big Drag demands Swann test himself against a real wrestler, and to fight the Champoon brand's top star...
BIG DRAG: DYLAN VIPER!
After long and slow deliberation Swann finally agrees, but demands that the match be for the #1 contendership to the CW World Heavyweight Championship. It finally gives Swann an excuse to take the belt for himself... Even if it is held by his 'partner' Jeffery Viper...
Now it's time for the main event, and all three men agree that it should be Champion versus Champoon... CW World Heavyweight Champion versus CW World Champoon. Both titles on the line in a winner takes all match, Big Drag demands that the match should be a spectacle and therefore declares it to be an inferno table, barbed wire chair and steel ladder match. The winner will be the first to climb the steel ladder and bring down both championships.
Swann seems furious, arguing that it is completely unfair seeing as Postal Pat is a fucking psychopath and hardcore weapon specialist... but Drag claims that Jeffery has experience fighting in hardcore matches and therefore shouldn't find it too hard to keep up... He makes the match official, and declares that more matches will be added to the card down the line.
BIG DRAG: AND YOUR MAIN EVENT...
The call comes to an end.
THIS IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT THE FINALIZED CARD! MORE MATCHES WILL BE ADDED IN THE COMING WEEK SO STAY TUNED!