Island Warfare Episode 3 (results)
Jun 29, 2019 7:08:29 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, Kira Izumi, and 2 more like this
Post by AIW on Jun 29, 2019 7:08:29 GMT -5
Show #3
Live From Zero Tolerance Coliseum on Asylum Island
Date: 06/30/2019
Lights around the arena light up as the Entrance song for Island Warfare starts playing. The fans are cheering as the arena's main lights are dimmed and then go out. Loud and very bright fire works shoot out from the top of the arena into the night Sky of Asylum Island. The arena screens through out the Arena light up and the AIW logo shows. Next the intro video for Island Warfare plays and steel drum music plays throughout the arena.
Ethan Shrimpton: Ladies and Gentleman welcome to Island Warfare and tonight is going to Epic… We will find out who will be the AIW wrestler to get a chance for the X Crown.
Clayton Elliott: Tonight we also will get to See the Crowning of the first AIW Champion… Duke Kosloff has been Backstage and the guy is walking around on cloud 9.
Ethan Shrimpton: That’s because Crazy J is drugging this horrible person and using him… Even other wrestlers mentioned this week… but hey if your J pawn you get easy road to the main event.
The Live Video feed starts as the Opening Video to Island Warfare ends the Coliseum remains dark. A tribal drum beat is heard. The sounds of men chanting is heard. The fans are cheering for the show to start. When a voice is heard….
Voice: The Great Asylum Battle…
Voice: The Asylum Island is proud to say it Once Again has a Champion… However, the islands still have the three Gods… One of those gods go by the name of….. Jaymz!!!!
A spot light shines at the top of the arena. The cameras show what could only be Jaymz. He stands in a black and gold robe with his face covered by the hood slung over his head. He wears a black stole that hangs down that has the AIW logo on one side. The other side says Jaymz going down it.
Voice: Next God goes by the name of the Erik Black!!!
The Spot light shines to the top of the arena and we see a smaller man dressed in the same black and gold robe, the same stole as well that reads Erik Black on the one side and AIW on the other. His face is covered by the hood of the robe.
Voice: Next God goes by the name of Crazy J!!!
A third man stands at the top of the arena and he has on the black and gold robe as well with the hood up and the same stole but with Crazy J on the one side.
The three men move closer together and they sit on a throne with three equal throne chairs that have a Z on their right side and a T on the other.
The drums get louder and faster as the only light remains on the three fed heads of AIW. Jaymz points to the other side of the Zero Tolerance Coliseum and a statue of himself lights up. The statue is made so that looking in the arena it is Jaymz front side and the back is Jaymz looking out over the islands. Jaymz statue shows the evil that is within him.
Voice: Behold Jaymz…. Behold the Enforcer of Zero Tolerance.
Erik Black lifts his hand and points to the other side and a statue of Erik Black lights up. Much like Jaymz it faces both the arena and back out to the islands. Erik Black statue has the eat shit grin that Erik Black loves to give.
Voice: Behold Erik Black… Behold the Bad Boy of Zero Tolerance
Crazy J points across the coliseum much like his brothers and a light shines on a statue of Crazy J. The statue shows the hardcore legend. The statue faces into the coliseum as well as looking out at the island.
Voice: Behold, Crazy J… Behold the Hardcore Legend of Zero Tolerance.
The drum stops however the arena remains dark. The three men are now holding golden chalices in their hand. Jaymz removes his hood, Erik Black removes his hood next. Crazy J removes his hood last. The three men look at each other before Crazy J stands up.
Crazy J: The Asylums once again have a champion… When we took over this bitch we told you it was just a start… We took a yearly event and gave you so much more. All of you owe this all to me and my brothers. Tonight is a celebration as we give you your Asylum Island Champion.
Crazy J sits back down as Erik Black stands up.
Erik: Well All of you People need to thank us for what we did… Without us you all would be miserable.
Erik Black finishes as Jaymz stands up.
Jaymz: The forces that have ruled these islands in the past have come and gone, power has shifted to one group to another for decades…. Your past leaders and great warriors will always be remembered, but it will always be overshadowed by the stories of Zero Tolerance; and when the three greatest warriors the islands have ever seen took control and led the Asylum Islands ahead to thrive. Our rule and the day we took over will be looked back upon as the most important event to ever take place within Asylums great history. ….And now? With the creation and the arrival of the AIW, we have changed the Islands forever as we move forward with our first ever Asylum Champion.
The three gods are sitting once more on their thrones. When a drum beat returns and a light shines down on a throne of skulls where a tall man wearing a black and red robe sits. This robe is the same as the one the three fed heads have on but instead of gold it is red in those spots. The man stands and he stands well over 7ft the fans quickly realize its Duke Kosloff. Two women wearing black and red dresses walk towards Duke holding a black stole with red writing that says Asylum Champion and Duke Kosloff on the other side. Duke takes a knee as the girls put the stole over his neck. Duke Stands once more. The hood still covers his face.
The three stand up and look down at Duke. One of the ladies hands Duke a chalice but his is black but looks like the gold ones the three hold. Duke turns towards the guys. The three gods hold up their cups and look down at Duke. Duke lifts his cup up… they hold them for a moment and each of them drinks from the cup.
Erik Black spits it out quickly so does Duke, and Jaymz.
Erik: What the fuck!? That taste like real blood!! That shit is fucking horrible..
Crazy J: We had to do a toast for our first Champion! What did you expect!? You said there would be blood….
Jaymz: Dumbass…
Crazy J: you guys are fucking this up…. lets finish this.
Erik black mumbles… “whos fucking it up!? ...lets just do this.” The girls return holding the Asylum Island Championship. They place the title on Duke. He turns towards the crowd as the fans cheer… the arena lights turn on.
Voice: Behold!! The Champion…. Duke Kosloff!!!!!!
Duke: As I stand here wearing my newly won AIW Asylum Islands championship, I stand here with my stomach grumbling, my soul growling from hunger and my mind starving from lack of real competition. Don't think because I sit on top of the mountain inside the castle walls of the champion upon my throne of bones that I have grown content.
Duke:No, I am as hungry as the day I arrived on Anarchy Island if not hungrier. I will not stop until I have held every title in the AIW and I will not stop until I have eliminated every potential threat to my reign. I am not champion by luck, or by paper or by the back door deals as you would see in most companies. No, I am standing here as your Asylum Islands champion because of the path of destruction I have left behind me and the path I will leave with every step I take.
Duke:So, go fight and try to figure out who is worthy to challenge me because I am watching from my throne of bones, and soon you all will FEEL THE BURN!!!
When duke is done speaking a light shines on his Statue its Duke wearing the AIW title and the fans cheer. Duke Smiles as he looks on at his statue.
Maggot Face by Blaze Ya Dead Homie Hit the intercom. The colosseum lights go out as a spotlight shines on the entrance way. A big explosion goes off on the entrance area and Crazy J walks out dressed in his Black and Gold robe and he is wearing a mask that looks like rotting flesh as he walks towards the ring he stops and looks around the arena as the fans cheer for him. Crazy J makes his way to the announce table.
Ethan Shrimpton: Well One of the fed heads…
Clayton Elliott: Ethan he is one of the Gods…. Crazy J Welcome its so good to have you join us.
Ethan Shrimpton: He is no god.
Crazy J: Would you like to find out if I am a god or not? Listen I can have you on Graveyard Island just ask… I will gladly send you over tonight.
Alicia Goudie: This is the first match of the night and the winner of this match will represent Crazy J in the main event tonight. Introducing first to the ring… He is from Anarchy Island his name is Wallace...
Wallace rides out on a unicycle giving out huge gimmick-ed but still edible rainbow lollipop to a fan that is either a child. He stands up on the seat and jumps to the steel steps to the barricade and finally jumps to the ring apron and flings himself in with a front flip followed up with a series of headstand-front handsprings and a springboard leapfrog into a split
Ethan Shrimpton: He just handed out candy to a lucky child
Clayton Elliott: My mom always said never take candy for a stranger… well no she was usually drunk but a good mom would say that.
Crazy J: Well my mom was a bitch as well… but this guy is a fucking clown… he has yet to impress me.
Clayton Elliott: Why draft him second then?
Ethan Shrimpton: It’s easy He figured this would be an easy match for Duke and get him in the finals… Duke is his favorite.
Clayton Elliott: Ethan that is not true.
Alicia Goudie: The next opponent to enter the match Is Ultra Kira
Audience Killer Loop begins to play as a menacing form comes out from the back. We can see blood already on him as his cold dead stare pierces everyone who's unfortunate enough to meet his eyes. He makes his way to the ring and goes to his corner.
Ethan Shrimpton: This alien is looking to win the chance to win the X Crown.
Clayton Elliott: You do realize that Its not a real alien.
Crazy J: Well Why don’t you just bury this jobber now.
Ethan Shrimpton: This is another example of how you drafted to protect Duke.
Crazy J: Well if that was the case, wouldn't I have picked Lee Harris and Frankie.
Ethan Shrimpton: So one is hurt and unable to wrestle and the other one is missing where is Frankie?
Clayton Elliott: Last I seen him Knucks and Salem was taking him out.
Alicia Goudie: Ladies and Gentlemen coming to the ring at this time. He is the Asylum Island Champion… Duke Kosloff.
The lights dim and a red spot light shines as Duke Steps Out with his champion robe on and the AIW title on his midsection. The drum beat from earlier starts once more as he makes his way to the ring. The fans are cheering for their champion. Duke walks out towards the announce table and places his title in front of Crazy J. He then takes his robe off and slides into the ring. Crazy J tosses him the title Duke holds it up.
The Bell rings and the match has started. Duke Quickly rolls out of the ring. Ultra Kira and walla lock up and Wallace Quickly throws Kira into the rops. Wallace Follows it up with a quick clothesline. Ultra kira rolls quickly and starts to stand up. Wallace kicks Ultra Kira in the throat and Ultra Kira is laying on his back. Wallace goes for a leg drop but Ultra Kira rolls out of the ring.
Duke is watching on the outside the Ref looks at Crazy J and he shakes his head no.
Ultra Kira is back on his feet, he grabs Wallace and sweeps his leg and Ultra Kira pushes Wallace onto his back. Ultra Kira stomps the face of Wallace. Ultra Kira lifts his leg and Wallace Quickly Grabs his foot and he rolls with It sending Ultra Kira down and Wallace holds the foot and ankle Locks it. Ultra Kira mule Kicks Wallace off of him.
The Arena Goes dark
Ethan Shrimpton: What is going on…
Clayton Elliott: J did you pay the light bill?
The light comes back on and Duke is now sitting in his throne of skulls. The referee just shakes his Head. Ultra Kira is back on his feet and Wallace kicks Ultra kira in the mid section and Ultra Kira quickly swings back as the two are throwing punches. The two are both throwing hard punches. Wallace Hand hits the Helmet of Ultra Kira and He bends to hold his hand. Ultra Kira Kicks Him right in the face.
Wallace is on the ground and Ultra Kira mounts him and starts throwing punches.
Duke is sitting outside and his face tells a story of a bored man. He shakes his head as he watches Ultra Kira throw more punches.
The Arena Lights go back out.
Ethan Shrimpton: Crazy J what is this?
Clayton Elliott: I can’t see the action of these two jobbers… I am worried Duke is going to fall asleep.
The light comes back on and Duke is sitting in the chair but a man in Green and Black robe is standing next to him. The man is holding a staff with a skull on it.
Ethan Shrimpton: Who is that?
Clayton Elliott: It’s Skull Master… what is he doing out here.
Crazy J: I have no Idea...
The lights go out and a skull shows on the screens in the arena… the skull logo blows out smoke out on the screen and when the lights come back on Knucks is leaving the ring. Wallace and Ultra Kira are laid out. Knucks smiles as he walks to the back. Duke Stands up and rolls into the ring.
Ethan Shrimpton: This was all set up.
Clayton Elliott: Well aren’t you quick to figure it out.
Duke Pins both men…
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Alicia Goudie: Ladies and Gentlemen the winner of the match and moving on to the main event tonight is Duke Kosloff.
Ethan Shrimpton: Duke never even used a move.,,
Clayton Elliott: He is going to be fresh for the main event.
Crazy J: Well thanks for having me guys. Time to get Duke Ready for the main event and Let’s face it we already know he is winning tonight. Lesson learned tonight that if you don’t bring value we don’t care.
The video Screens light Up and Bill Barnhart is on the screen.
Bill: You are probably wondering why I am barbecuing two rats before my match against Cleaver and Ultimate Destroyer. If you remember recently that the other wrestler from Wastelands, Gothicus Maximus, was so starved for food that he had to barbecue a rat to eat. So I figured to give Cleaver and Ultimate Destroyer a fighting chance to do well against me in our match tonight I figured I would treat them to a snack of barbecued rat as I know both probably have not eaten for days coming from Wastelands.
Bill: You are probably wondering why I am barbecuing two rats before my match against Cleaver and Ultimate Destroyer. If you remember recently that the other wrestler from Wastelands, Gothicus Maximus, was so starved for food that he had to barbecue a rat to eat. So I figured to give Cleaver and Ultimate Destroyer a fighting chance to do well against me in our match tonight I figured I would treat them to a snack of barbecued rat as I know both probably have not eaten for days coming from Wastelands.
Barnhart flips the rats to ensure they are fully cooked.
Bill: I know what you are thinking. You think I am a sarcastic asshole because I come from Celestial Island, the nicest island in the chain, and my two opponents, Ultimate Destroyer and Cleaver come from the most pathetic island, Wastelands, that at best can be described as a toxic trash dump.
The rats are done cooking so Bill removes them from his makeshift barbecue and he places them on plates and he adds some garnishes and some rice.
Bill: I will leave these barbecued rats backstage for you two to snack on before our match. For sure I do not want the two of you complaining you were at a disadvantage to me because I was able to eat well before our match so eat up!
Bill stands up and walks out of camera range. The cameraman focuses on the two plates of barbecued rats before the scene fades out.
Ethan Shrimpton: That was so gross….
Clayton Elliott: No that Was fucking Retarted like not like high fuctioning speciall needs door greeter at the big chain stores. I am talking about Fucking Retarted where you ram your head into the wall and drool all over your self and shit your pants. That’s the level of {Mongo Edit: Nah we don't say that anymore} this shit was.
Ethan Shrimpton: Sometimes I don't know how you come up with this stuff… that is so mean… maybe slightly accurate but still wrong.
Alicia Goudie: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is the Jaymz draft pool and is scheduled for one winner via pinfall. Introducing first, hailing from the Wastelands and standing at six-foot-two, weighing in at two-hundred and twenty-two pounds……. Gothicus…...MAXIMUUUUSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
The lights in the arena dimmed as the Maximus Theme started to play over the PA system. The soft tones of the song start to play where we hear violins and cello’s cover the entire arena. We see flowers drop from the heavens upon the entrance path for the gladiator that is Gothicus Maximus to enter the arena upon. The crowd are exciting to see the man enter as the music grows louder and louder as we hear some drums even start to begin. After the drums start to play we see a figure enter the entrance way, wearing his dark match upon his face and looks calm towards the entire arena. He starts to walk when the music calms down and the signing starts. More and more flowers are dropping as he enters the arena of his battlefield and awaits his opponents.
Alicia Goudie: The second competitor to enter the match…..She lurks within the dark nights of Sin Island…..one of the strongest female warriors to ever step on the Asylum Islands…..She ...is…..ZOLOTHATCHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
"Cthulhu” by Gunship begins playing as Tabitha Osborne steps out from the back in a dark hooded robe that hides her features. She ignores the booing crowd, heading straight for the ring. She lays her robe onto the time keeper’s table like it were a championship title and rolls into the ring staring down Gothicus.
Alicia Goudie: Our third and final opponent for this match, making his way from the chaos of Anarchy Island….Kidd Kraaaaaaazzzyyyyy!!!!!!
The lights dimmed and the following modified Pokemon theme plays: “I wanted to be the very best, Like no one ever was. To win the title was my real test. To cleanse the fed is my cause! I will train across the land, Challenging far and wide. Each opponent to understand, The power that's inside. Titles!, gotta catch 'em all.”
Ethan Shrimpton: Where is he!?
Clayton Elliott: ...I don't see him coming down the tunnel…
Someone from the crowd yelled, “up there!” and at the top of the Zero Tolerance Coliseum stood Batman. His cape blowing in the wind before he repelled down the side of the Coliseum and into the fans.
Ethan Shrimpton: So Kidd Krazzy is going as Batman this week!! That’s a pretty good costume, his butt looks really nice in that. ...And those quads!
Clayton Elliott: What are you talking about, dumbass!? Do you not see that!!! Its BATMAN!!!!!!
Ethan Shrimpton: No, its….I…..Ok, ...its Batman.
Clayton Elliott: No shit!!!
Kidd Krazzy high fives, hugs and greets the fans all while walking to the ring. When he reaches the apron he hopes up on it then pulls a poke ball out of his utility belt and tosses it to the crowd then jumps into the ring, and yells “Gotta Win Them All!!” as Pokemon cards rain down from the ceiling.
Ethan Shrimpton: The bell rings and the match is underway!!!
Immediately Zolothatch and Gothicus went after Batman with a few Pokemon cards still falling from the rafters. Zolothatch got there first and tried to lock up with Kidd but he quickly moves to her side, grabbed her by her hair and slinging her out in front of himself, colliding with Gothicus. Tabitha hit the mat hard while Gothicus regained his footing, but it was too late - Batman was a step ahead and kicked Gothicus square in the jaw, sending him to the mat. Kidd jumped up on the middle turnbuckle and raised his hands to the crowd - who roared back in approval. Tabitha got to her feet and pulled on Kidds cape, sending him flying from the turnbuckle and down to the mat.[/color]
Clayton Elliott: Woah….Didn't Batman watch The Incredibles!? Capes get you killed!!! Everyone knows that!!!
Ethan Shrimpton: ….And that’s Zolothatch, who DOES kill people!
Zolothatch reached down and ripped the mask off of Kidd Krazzy.
Clayton Elliott: OH MY GOD!!! ….ITS KIDD KRAZZY!!!!! THIS WHOLE TIME!?!?
Ethan Shrimpton: ...You’re an idiot….
Zolothatch tosses the mask across the ring and starts to stomp down on Kidds face, but Gothicus wrapped her up from behind and slams her down on the mat with a vicious belly to back suplex!! Zolothatch rolls across the ring as Kidd and Gothicus quickly got to their feet. Kidd runs at Gothicus, sliding under his legs, got back to his feet and bounces off the ropes. He came running back at Gothicus who tries to grab Kidd but missed as Kidd ducks away from the much bigger opponent.
With speed, he kicks Gothicus in the gut and takes a huge chop at his chest that was so loud it echoed in the Coliseum. Gothicus stumbled back as Kidd took another huge chop to Gothicus and the crowd reacted with a loud “ooooowwwww” as Kidd connected. Kidd went for a third try but Gothicus grabs Kidd by the neck, pulling him up from the ground by several inches and carries him to the center of the ring. Kidd tries desperately to break free but Gothicus wasn't letting loose. Gothicus pulls Kidd up a few more inches from the ground before slamming him down to the mat!! Kidds body hit soo hard it bounced up from the canvas as Gothicus went for the quick pin!
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Tw---Kickout!!!!
Ethan Shrimpton: That was a HUGE chokeslam but its gonna take more than that to keep Kidd down!!
Clayton Elliott: ...Wheres that sexy Zolothatch!?
Zolothatch had rolled out of the ring after Gothicus hit her, slinking low around the ring apron trying not to be noticed. She grabbed an empty chair from the announcers table and set it several feet away from the ring. She slid back in the ring behind Gothicus, getting down on her knees and uppercutting Gothicus right in the family jewels! Gothicus went to his knees as Zolothatch got up and whispers something into his ear, smiled a little, and turns her attention to Kidd Krazzy who was still shaking off the effects of the chokeslam he had just taken. Kidd is on his hands and knees trying to get up but Tabitha put her boot on his back and pushed him down to the canvas and rakes her boot across his face.
Kidd immediately grabbed his face in pain as Zolothatch takes a few casual steps around her opponent, stalking him like prey. She reaches down and pulls Kidd up by his hair and pulls him toward the ropes. As hard as she could, she threw Kidd across the ring, who bounced off the ropes and came back at her. Zolothatch ducked down as Kidd approached, getting under his legs and propelling him up in the air and over the ropes. Kidd tries to grab the top rope as he does a full 360 in the air before slamming down on the chair that Zolothatch had set up outside the ring!!! Kidds body bent unnaturally as he hit the back of the chair and lands hard on the Coliseum floor!!
Ethan Shrimpton: She could have broke his back!!!
Clayton Elliott: ...and if she continues refusing to go on a date with me, I’m gonna have a broke heart…..
Zolothatch turned her attention back to Gothicus who had gotten to his feet and had rage in his eyes. Zolothatch backed away, not in fear, but to annoy the giant competitor. Gothicus takes a huge step forward but Tabitha moved quickly to the side, smiling at Gothicus and blowing him a kiss. She paced around the ring taunting him, not getting anywhere close to his reach.
Gothicus turned his back and started to scream at the ref that this isn't wrestling, she’s running away. Zolothatch crept up from behind - and Gothicus knew this - it was part of his plan. Gothicus immediately turned around, backhanding Zolothatch across the face and she hit the mat hard!!! He grabbed her by the hair, jerking her up from the mat...
Ethan Shrimpton: Gothicus just tricked her!!
Clayton Elliott: Yeah, he's not stupid.
Ethan Shrimpton: I never said Gothicus was stupid!!!
Clayton Elliott: He would kick your ass if you did though…
Ethan Shrimpton: Uhh, yeah...He would.
Clayton Elliott: HEY GOTHICUS!!!!! ETHAN SAID-----Damnit Eathan, get off me!!!
Gothicus lifts Zolothatch up and body slams her into the mat! Again, Gothicus went for her hair - pulling her back to her feet and gives her a huge head butt, sending her flying back to the mat!! Gothicus wasted no time as he lifted Zolothatch off the mat a third time, lifting her over his head and dropping her back across his knee!!
Ethan Shrimpton: Gothicus is delivering one big blow after another on that poor girl…..
Clayton Elliott: ITS BATMAN!!!!!!
Standing on the top rope with his back to the ring, the Batman mask back on, was Kidd Krazzy. Just as Gothicus turned around to see what was going on, Kidd jumps from the top turnbuckle and connects with a huge moonsault!!!! Kidd, wincing in pain, quickly scrambled back to his feet and locked up Gothicus for the pin.
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KICKOUT!!!!!!
Kidd slammed his hand on the mat in frustration and gingerly got back to his feet, feeling the pain in his back from where he landed on the chair. Zolothatch used the turnbuckle to get back to her feet and lurched over to Kidd who was focused on Gothicus and hit Kidd with a reverse DDT!!! The Batman mask fell to the mat as Zolothatch went for the pin.
Ethan Shrimpton: OH MAN!!!! He's not getting up from that!!! This is it!!!
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THR-----
Zolothatch was yanked off Kidds body by Gothicus as he pulled her feet and he puts her in the Texas Cloverleaf!!!
Clayton Elliott: NO!!!! C’mon baby!!! Don't you tap out!!!
Zolothatch grimaced in pain but never yelled out, she looks for the ring ropes and tries to pull herself over but Gothicus was too big, too strong! The ref checks in with her but she wasn't about to give up. Gothicus put everything he had into the hold trying to get Zolothatch to tap out as Kidd slowly got back to his feet and laid heavy left and right hands to Gothicus head but he still wasnt letting go of Zolothatch!! Kidd stepped behind Gothicus and put him in a choke hold!!!
Ethan Shrimpton: I don't think I’ve ever seen two submission holds at once!!! Gothicus has Zolothatch, and Kidd has Gothicus!
Clayton Elliott: Its kinda like a human centipede of submission holds!
Slowly, Gothicus eyes started to roll back into his head and Zolothatch was able to break free from the Texas Cloverleaf. Kidd locked in the hold tight as the ref came over and lifted Gothicus hand…..it fell limp to the canvas. For a second time the ref lifted his arm, and again, if fell back to the mat. Kidd smiled as the ref lifted Gothicus hand for a final time and let it go….
Ethan Shrimpton: Gothicus isn't done yet!!!!!!
The crowd roared in approval as Gothicus hand hovered just a few inches from the mat. Zolothatch stumbles to her feet in immense pain and slowly climbed the turnbuckle closest to Kidd who still has the choke hold locked on Gothicus. Zolothatch propelled herself into the air, diving down at the back of Kidd Krazzy and connects with a shoulder tackle to his neck and his head!! Kidd let go of the hold as he went down and Zolothatch slowly got back to her feet and looked at both men who were hardly moving. She pulls Kidd Krazzy by his left arm, far enough away from the reach of Gothicus, who didn't seem to be moving, and went for the pin on Kidd.
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clayton Elliott: SHE DID IT!!!! MY BABY DID IT!!!! ZOLOTHATCH WILL BE MOVING ON TO THE MAIN EVENT!!!!
Alicia Goudie: Ladies and Gentleman, the winner of the match is…..ZOLOOOOTHATCCHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ethan Shrimpton: Woah, wait a minute….what is THAT!?
A massive figure appeared from the crowd and stepped over the railing…..
Ethan Shrimpton: Its Jaymz!!!!!!
Clayton Elliott: The boss is in the house!!!!
Jaymz, wearing his long black trenchcoat stepped up on the ring apron and over all three ropes. He towered above Zolothatch and the ref as he surveyed the damage in the ring. Zolothatch kept her distance as Jaymz walked over to Gothicus who lay on the mat and extended a hand to him. Gothicus accepted the help and reached out for Jaymz’ left hand. Jaymz pulled Gothicus back to his feet and patted him on the back. Gothicus nodded and tried to leave the ring, but Jaymz quickly grabbed him by the neck with his left hand as the crowd erupted!!!!
Ethan Shrimpton: Oh…..SHIIITTTTT…..
Clayton Elliott: This isn't going to be a pleasant experience for Gothicus, Im afraid….
Jaymz tightened his grip around Gothicus’ neck and hoisted the large competitor in the air, holding him several feet off the ground, impressing everyone in attendance, as Gothicus tried to break free from the grip - but it was impossible. After a few seconds of holding him in the air with one hand around his neck, cutting off his air supply, Jaymz slammed him down on the mat with the Silence!!!! Gothicus body hit soo hard it could be felt all the way back to the Wastelands!
Ethan Shrimpton: Folks, there isn't a more deadly chokeslam in the world. That’s his signature move, and when Jaymz hits you with the Silence - you don't get up.
Clayton Elliott: ….not without a stretcher….. What is he doing now? …..oh no…..not Kidd too!!!!
Jaymz walked over to Kidd, and instead of helping him up like he did Gothicus, Jaymz grabbed Kidd by his skull with his enormous right hand and lifted Kidd to his feet. With his left hand, he gripped Kidds neck and hoisted him into the sky, this time showing off his strength as he paraded Kidd through the ring while holding him several feet off the ground. Kidds face turned red as he kicked and flailed, trying to break free from the vice-like-grip around his neck until Jaymz had had enough and viciously slammed Kidd down to the mat!!!
Clayton Elliott: OOOHH!!!!!! Silence number two!!!!
Ethan Shrimpton: I’m kinda concerned for Zolothatch here….
Clayton Elliott: JAYMZ!!!! IF YOU TOUCH HER, I’LL…….Wait, thats my boss…...do as you please, bossman!!!
Jaymz glared at Zolothatch who readied herself for a fight as she had to look up to see the giants scar covered face. Jaymz slowly walked over to Zolothatch, who was now backed into the corner of the ring. Before she could react, Jaymz grabbed her arm and yanked her from the corner…..
Ethan Shrimpton: No, no, no, no…...I’m afraid one Silence will kill Zolothatch after the beating she’s just taken!!!
Jaymz pulled Zolothatch to the center of the ring and raised her hand in victory as the crowd cheered!!! Zolothatch looked relieved as Jaymz turned to every side of the ring showing off the winner of his draft pool. Seconds later, without saying a word, Jaymz left the ring and headed toward the tunnel.
Ethan Shrimpton: Wow, I really thought he was going to give her the Silence too!! That was an intense few seconds.
Clayton Elliott: Whew, I’m glad he didn't…..Zolothatch still hasn't given me those digits yet…..
Ethan Shrimpton: Oh. My. God!!! Let it go!!! Shes not giving you her number!!! I just hope that shes not too hurt because she still has a match thats….well, its coming up next…..
Clayton Elliott: Don't you worry about my Zolothatch, she’ll be ready!!!!!
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We switch to the back and find The Cleaver standing by backstage with AIW interviewer Tinesha Marks....
Tinesha Marks : Cleaver, thanks for joining us for this interview, coming up you are about to step in the ring with Barnhart and Ultimate Destroyer.
Cleaver : That I am homes. Much respect to Barnhart, he is a hell of a wrestler, i look forward to this and many more encounters, and victories against him. Ultimate Destroyer, what can i say, we all can’t be the best, and he is a shining example of this.
Tinesha Marks : If you are victorious, you move into the main event. What are your thoughts going into this main event?
Cleaver : Listen Vato. First things first, i have to advance. Do i think i will? Of course i o, but one thing i know is anything can happen in this crazy world. Once i advacnce, my thoughts going into that match, is the same as every match i compete in. Kick fuckin ass Puto, and take names! Break bones and crack skulls. I don’t need any more motivation to win a match than just the fact, that it is a match and i am in it essay.
Tinesha Marks : What about Duke?
Cleaver : He is the Champ and he can frankly Vato, take his stone walls and sea cliffs and toss my salad! Take his whack daydreams and stupid prophesies, and get to steppin’. Man, this guy is representing US? That was harder to watch and listen to than fingers on a chalk board, i think i just lost 3 hours from my life. It was almost as mundane as a Gothicus segment.
Tinesha Marks : That is quite disrespectful of the champ.
Cleaver : He may be your champ, but he isn’t mine, he is a joke. Maybe homes, we should talk about these drapes and their texture and the needlework on the stitching for a few minutes, peer out the windows and discuss some outdoor scenery that NO ONE COULD GIVE A FUCK ABOUT!
Tinesha Marks : Wha ...
Cleaver : (interrupting him) NO! This is wrestling Vato loco. These Puta’s need to get in their thick heads before i crack them, that we are here to entertain the masses. Not send them into boredom induced coma’s.
Tinesha Marks: Who was the young girl Sarah you met in the Wastelands?
Cleaver : She is an innocent, and now under my protection.
Tinesha Marks : Is she special to you?
Cleaver : We have a connection. Don’t worry about her homes, worry about this upcoming match.
Tinesha Marks : You made a lot of disparaging remarks towards Kosloff.
Cleaver : He is a rapist! He is a fool, thinks he is John Homes, homes. Thinks he is all cock, when people see him, it’s all they think, they see him, and they think ... cock_HEAD!
Tinesha Marks: What about the other possible combatants in the match. Tabitha and you have previously faced off.
Cleaver : Well, i have beaten her as well already. You know, just like i beat the crap out of Kosloff. Just like i will again tonight. She is loco homes, let me tell you, and i dig it the most.
Tinesha Marks: Ok, well, thanks for your time and all the best tonight.
Cleaver : Watch this space Tanisha. I am the best thing going in Asylum Wrestling. I was the FIRST person to join this company. I knew it was destined for greatness the moment i signed up to come to these islands. I am the greatest warrior in the world, i have battled in the streets of the Bario growing up. I was then sent to the army, it was that or jail, that made a man out of me, i was trained in guerrilla warfare and can kill a man over a hundred different ways. I single handedly brought down the most veil and ruthless cartel and the corrupt officials under their thumb. I was the only man left standing when all was said and done in a showdown of bullets and blood i couldn’t imagine, it left me questioning the entire world and a marked man, abonded by the corrupt Puto’s who sent me there to begin with and led me here, to these islands. That is a tale for another day though, today’s tale, the rise of the Cleaver and the decimation of his foes.
Ethan Shrimpton: We're excited to have Erik Black with us for a time. However you been, Erik?
Erik Black: Mr. Black.
Clayton Elliott: Have a little respect for the man! Mr. Black. It's so nice to have you here.
Ethan Shrimpton: Thats not what I…
Erik Black: Guys. For fucks sake. Here. Have some of this and shut up.
Erik hands them a bit of a suspicious looking substance on his finger. Clayton Elliot takes but Ethan doesn't.
Erik Black: Better? Look. I'm just out here to find out which one of these guys makes it to the main.
Ethan Shrimpton: Why did you pick the three you picked? Barnhart, Cleaver and Ultimate Destroyer? You could have had Duke, right?
Erik Black:Is that who I picked? Fuck. I had no idea. I was being orally pleasured by a Mexican midget stripper when we made those picks. I have no idea what a Bill Barnhart or Cleaver or Ultimate Destroyer are but I guess We'll find out soon enough, right? It's starting soon?
Ethan Shrimpton: And we go down to Alicia for introductions.
Alicia Goudie: Our next match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, representing Celestial Island, Bill Barnhart!
Raise Your Glass by Pink hits the speakers and we see Bill Barnhart walk out from the backstage area holding a pink glass chalice in his hand. When the song comes to the lyrics RAISE YOUR GLASS Bill Barnhart raises the chalice into the air. The crowd gives a mixed reaction to Barnhart. Bill enters the ring with the chalice, raise it in the air, then place it on the ring apron behind the ropes in a corner.
Ethan Shrimpton: Bill Barnhart is looking ready to go here. Erik, do you think he's ready to win this for you?
Erik Black: Who?
Ethan Shrimpton: Do you think Bill is ready to win this for you?
Erik Black: Oh. He better! Hey! That's Bill Barnhart! MY Bill Barnhart. We were tag champs back in the day! BILL! Hi.
Ethan Shrimpton:I see you had a bit of fun prior to Island Warfare.
Erik grins.
Erik Black: What's life if you aren't having fun?
Alicia Goudie: From The Wastelands, The Cleaver!
The theme hits and The Cleaver glides to the ramp way, he moves like a cat, and strides to the ring with purpose, shaking his head at the fans with contempt, he slides under the bottom rope, and circles the ring, then stretches on the ropes as he awaits the beginning of the match
Clayton Elliott: Cleaver is awesome
Ethan Shrimpton: Let's not get too excited. He fought hard at Battle of the Best but failed in the end.
Clayton Elliott: Shut up Shrimpton!
Erik Black: Fuck and get it over with already.
Alicia Goudie: And finally, From Wastlands, Ultimate Destroyer!
he runs down comes down to air raid/police sirens jumping up the ring bounces around (ultimate warrior style) and he is shaking like crazy and looks like he is going to kill someone. He slides in the ring.
Erik Black: What the fuck is an Ultimate Destroyer?
Clayton Elliott: A bad omelette?
Erik Black: The kind that makes your butt hole explode?
Clayton Elliott: whoa ho ho yes!
The bell rings and Ultimate Destroyer rushes Barnhart. The savvy get ducks the clotheline rush, sending Destroyer over the ropes and crashing to the concrete below. Cleaver takes this time to nail Barnhart with a knee lift, knocking Barnhart down with a loud thud. He wastes no time, hitting a standing moonsault.
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Kickout!
Ethan Shrimpton: what a series of moves!
Erik Black: What? There was like..three moves. Calm down
Clayton Elliott: Thats what I've been saying for weeks now.
Bill powers out of the pin attempt, throwing Cleaver from his body. Both men reach their feet at the same time. Cleaver rushes Bill with a flurry of punches and kicks, landing a few and backing Bill into a corner. The two begin to trade punches as Bil tries to gain an advantage. Just as he does, Destroyer grabs his feet from out side of the ring. He pulls Bill down and back, crashing his nuts on the corner. Cleaver stands back, watching the work.
Destroyer isn't done. He grabs a kendo stick and enters the ring.
Clayton Elliott: Now the real fun begins!
Ethan Shrimpton: Destroyer with a kendo stick!
Erik Black: Ok. Is anybody gonna explain what an Ultimate Destoyer is?
Ethan Shrimpton: It's a very powerful angry man
Erik Black: Oh. Thanks.
Destroyer rushes Cleaver. Cleaver quickly matrix style ducks but Destroyer quickly stops, turns, and cracks the stick over the back of Cleavers head. The man collapses
Ethan Shrimpton: What a shot! I like this guy.
Clayton Elliott: You would! So, Mr. Black. Why do they call you The Boogeyman?
Erik Black: Because I have a slut of a knife who likes blood?
Destroyer sees Bill starting to get up. He goes over and starts slamming the kendo stick into Bills back and ribs.
Erik Black: I like this guy. Kinda glad I picked him! Let's go whoever you are!
Ethan Shrimpton: Ultimate Destroyer is ruthless!
Clayton Elliott: Sure he is.
Cleaver rolls out of the ring to get his breath. He watches as Ultimate Destroyer pounds Bill Barnhart with the stick.
Erik Black: Get the fuck back in there!
Cleaver reaches under the ring, pulling out a chair. He slides under the rope, sizes up Ultimate Destroyer, and runs at him.
Ethan Shrimpton: Ouch! Chair shot to the head. I don't think Destroyer is getting up from that!
Erik Black: Sure he is. Come on guy!
Cleaver throws the chair down and pins.
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The
No!
Ethan Shrimpton: He kicked out?!
Erik Black: Told you. See. You should do more drugs and fuck more strippers like me. I'm a fucking fortune teller!
Ethan Shrimpton: ok. So who do you think will win?
Erik Black: I have no idea who any of these people are. Why would you ask me that?
Ethan Shrimpton: You were tag champs with Bill Barnhart I thought.
Erik Black: Oh yea. I was. Come on William!
Bill slowly gets up. He grabs Cleaver, , throws him to the ropes and lands a spine buster. He isn't done. He picks Cleaver up, hits him a few times before a verticle suplex.
He follows with a pin
1…
2.
Kickout!
Bill goes to roll off of Cleaver when his head is stomped by Ultimate Destroyer. Destroyer picks Cleaver straight off the ground and into a military press. He looks to a prone Bill Barnhart before throwing Cleaver at him. He lands on Bill head first.
Ethan Shrimpton:: Impressive show of strength by Ultimate Destroyer!
Erik Black: What happened?
Ultimate Destroyer rushes at his two foes. Bill sees him coming and sends him crashing over the top rope. Destroyer lands on his head.
Erik Black: That a boy, William! Get em!
Back in the ring, Cleaver is beginning to stir. Bill walks over to him only for Cleaver to uppercut him in the nuts. He follows with a schoolboy pin.
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2…
Kickout!
Ethan Shrimpton: Kickout!
Erik Black: Let's get me, whoever you are!
Bill gets up in a rage, walking a bit funny from the nut punch. He picks Cleaver up, locks in a headlock, and slams him down with a set.
Ethan Shrimpton: So how was tag teaming with Bill all those years ago?
Erik Black: I mean. I carried the team I'm sure but….yea I don't remember. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
By now Ultimate Destroyer is back up and he drop kicks Bill Barnhart and when he stands back up Cleaver is standing behind him. Ultimate Destroyer turns around just in time to receive a kick to the mid section. Cleaver Delivers a Cradle suplex on Ultimate Destroyer. He then turns his attention to Bill. He tosses Bill into the ref. The ref hits the ground and Bill turns back to Cleaver and is hit with a Green Mist that comes out of Cleavers mouth and Bills hands go to his eyes.
Ethan Shrimpton: That is cheating… that's a sin…
Erik Black: Like they Say Sin to Win… that move was brought to you by the best drugs, whores and alcohol on Sin Island….
Clayton Elliott: So your doing comercials like your boy Crazy J use to do…
Erik Black: Nope… But this morning when I got home from Sin Island I shit out Green stuff just like that… Figured cleaver must have done the same shit I did.
Cleaver Picks up Ultimate Destroyer and he slams him down in the ring. Cleaver runs for the top rope. He jumps and flips… he lands on top of Ultimate Destroyer.
Ethan Shrimpton: This has to be over…
Pin fall
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Alicia Goudie: the winner of the match is Cleaver.
Clayton Elliott: So we have Cleaver moving on...
Erik Black: I knew hatchet was going to pull this off.
Ethan Shrimpton: So tonight’s main event is Cleaver Vs Zolothac Vs Duke Kosloff what a main event.
Perched near the top of Zero Tolerance Coliseum in their suite overlooking the show was Crazy J, Jaymz and Erik Black. They were each seated, the tables between them littered with empty glasses, plates and cigar butts scattered in an ashtray close to Jaymz. Beautiful girls from the islands wearing almost nothing continued to bring them more drinks and food.
Crazy J: You know Duke is going to win this match.
Jaymz: Hmm….We’ll see about that.
Crazy J: C’mon Jaymz, we all know Zolothatch isn't going to beat Duke…..
Erik Black: ….What are you two bickering about?
Crazy J: I told him Duke is going to win - hands down.
Erik Black: Pppfffttt…..Duke’s as worthless as a dick on your knee.
Crazy J: Would that really be worthless, though? You could bounce bitches around on your knee like Santa Claus!
Jaymz: Zolothatch will win. I’ll see to it.
Erik Black: Your big ass isn’t gonna do a goddamn thing! Were not going down there and interfering in this match. ...I don't want yall fucking this up for The hatchet guy.….
Jaymz: I didn't say I would have to go down there.
Crazy J: No! You don't get to interfere in ANY type of way!! Understood? None of that magic devil shit either!
Jaymz just grumbled something under his breath.
Erik Black: Thats right, old man! Deal with it!
A young Islander walked over to Crazy J and handed him his drink, complete with four tiny umbrellas. Her perky breasts popped out from everywhere in the tiny shirt she was wearing and Crazy J pulled out one of the umbrellas from his glass and placed it between her boobs. She giggled and blushed.
Crazy J: You’ll blush even harder when I tell my friends how I'm gonna make you scream later.
Erik Black: ...and then I’ll tell you how loud I made her scream last night.
The beautiful lady ran her hand across Eriks shoulders and winked at him as she left the suite. Crazy J frowned slightly.
Crazy J: Jesus, have you been with every girl on every island!?
Erik Black: Not EVERY Island. What about you, old man? Let me guess, you’re just ‘saving yourself for the right one?’
Crazy J and Erik shared a laugh as Jaymz mumbled something again and took a long drag from the cigar between his fingers.
Erik Black: So, do we have a deal? We don't interfere with this match, we let our guys go at it. And uuuhhh, Jaymz can watch his little girl get destroyed!
Jaymz: I told you. Shes not going to lose. ….You should listen to me.
Crazy J: Its a deal. ...Jaymz?
Jaymz: Fine, I won't do anything. ….but I already told you, Zolothatch is going to win.
Crazy J and Erik both looked at the giant who relaxed in his chair. He looked confident. Extremely confident. Erik rolled his eyes and a small smirk crossed his face - he knew Cleaver had this in the bag. Crazy J pulled out his cell phone and texted Duke. It read: You’re the Champ. You got this. Nobody can beat you.
Ethan Shrimpton: Well folks, here we are!!! The main event of the evening!! Where the winner will advance on to get a shot at the networks X*Crown!
Clayton Elliott: This should be a good one, Ethan! We have Duke representing Crazy J’s team, Zolothatch was the winner of Jaymz squad and Cleaver shined in his match with Eriks competitors. Right now, it's tough not to say these are the three best competitors in the AIW.
Ethan Shrimpton: This is a good crop of talent for sure and you have to think that Duke will be the favorite to win it all, being the Asylum Champion!
Clayton Elliott: Were about to find out….
Alicia Goudie: Our next match is scheduled for one fall! These three wrestlers have all competed in a match this evening earning the right to be our main event. Introducing first!!! ….The loner from deep within the Wastelands, and representing Erik Blacks team…… Carlos…..The Cleaver…….Sanchheeeeezzzzzz!!!!!!!!
The music hits and The Cleaver glides to the ramp way, he moves like a cat, and strides to the ring with purpose, shaking his head at the fans with contempt, he slides under the bottom rope, and circles the ring, then stretches on the ropes as he awaits the beginning of the match.
Alicia Goudie: Next up, the lady from Sin Island who fears no man…..Representing the Jaymz winner…..From Sin Island…..ZOLOOOTHATCCCHHH!!!!!!!
“Cthulhu” by Gunship begins playing as Tabitha Osborne steps out from the back in a dark hooded robe that hides her features. She ignores the booing crowd, heading straight for the ring. She lays her robe onto the time keeper’s table like it were a championship title and rolls into the ring.
Alicia Goudie: ...And last but not least. The biggest man in the company. The man who has been crowned the first ever AIW Asylum Champion and representing Crazy J’s winner…….Duke…...Kosssslooooffffffffffffff
The arena goes dark as "I See Fire" by Ed Sheeran plays throughout the arena, pyros start to goes off lighting up the place with red and Gold flames. A throne with the man known as Duke Kosloff rises from the ground and is lifted high into the air by several men in robes as they begin to carry the him and the thrown to the ring. As they reach the ring he steps over the top rope making his way to the center of the ring where he holds his championship high into the air like the one true God of champions he is as he waits for the bell to ring.
Ethan Shrimpton: The bell rings and this match is underway!!!!!!
Duke immediately runs across the ring and gives a vicious clothesline to Zolothatch!!! Without stopping he continues across the ring and gives another massive clothesline to Cleaver!!! Both wrestlers are down and Duke stands tall and proud in the middle of the ring looking over the crowd!
Clayton Elliott: Duke came out ON FIRE!!!! That’s what the Asylum Champ should look like!!!
Duke turns his attention away from the fans and back to Cleaver and began to stomp on the back of his head! Duke put his large boot down on Cleavers throat, pushed down and held on to the ropes for extra torque. The ref came running over telling Duke to let go of the ropes but Duke just laughed. The Referee grabs onto Duke and pulls to get him off the ropes but Duke just elbows the Referee who flies backward and falls to the mat.[/color]
Ethan Shrimpton: Lucky for Duke this is Hardcore Rules match, otherwise hitting a Referee would be a disqualification.
Clayton Elliott: If the Referee was smart he would stay out of reach of these three wrestlers and let them do what they need to do in this match. No use in trying to get them to stop a behavior, hold, or use of a weapon in a Hardcore Rules match. ….Unless they mess up my sweet Zolothatchs face.
Ethan Shrimpton: ‘Sweet’ isn't the first word that comes to mind when I think of Zolothatch….
It appears Duke is tired of choking Cleaver with his boot so he takes his foot off his throat and turns his focus on Zolothach who is standing in the corner. Duke approaches to lay some punishment on Zolothach but Zolothach drops down and she delivers a hard upward blow to the groin of Duke. Although Duke is slowed down he is still on his feet and still focused on Zolothach.
Clayton Elliott: Damn! Anyone who can take a vicious crotch shot like that and keep on coming at you has got to scare the hell out of you.
Cleaver is up on his feet. He looks over to see that Duke is approaching Zolothach and Cleaver wants to get back at Duke for the choke with the boot. Cleaver launches himself toward Duke and leaps up on his back. He wraps his arms around the neck of Duke and applies hard pressure trying to choke him out.
At the same time Zolothach goes for the low blow thing again as she drops to her knees and delivers an extremely hard upward blow to the groin of Duke. With this blow, and with Cleaver on his back, Duke stumbles a few steps backward before falling back. When he lands on the mat he lands on top of Cleaver who is still on his back. The blow on Cleaver when he hits the mat, with Duke on top of him, had to do some major damage to Cleaver.
Ethan Shrimpton: I know I wouldn’t want to be in Cleaver’s position when Duke landed on top of him.
Zolothach sees the opening and she dives on top of Duke and while sitting on his chest she starts laying punches. She is relentless and the Referee has stepped in to see if the shoulders of Cleaver are on the mat in a position to count a pinfall.
Clayton Elliott: Here’s a great question. If the Referee decides the shoulders of Cleaver are on the mat and he wants to make a pinfall count, who would win? Would it be Duke who is directly on top of Cleaver or Zolothach who is on top of both of them?
Ethan Shrimpton: You are asking too many questions. Did you drink too many 5-Hour energy drinks or something? Let the Referee do his job as he is the one getting paid to officiate this match.
The Referee steps in and sees that the shoulders of Cleaver are, in fact, on the mat. He gets in position, re-checks the shoulders, and just as he begins a count Duke blocks the punches from Zolothach and then shoves her off, throwing her a few feet away. The Referee only gets a one count as Cleaver got his shoulder up when Duke moves to shove Zolothatch off of him.
Duke slowly gets to his feet and when he is off Cleaver we see Cleaver get to his feet and quickly exit the ring where he starts looking around for something to use as a weapon. When Duke focuses on Zolothach again she has a “what in the hell do I have to do in order to take this big man out” look on her face. Zolothatch decides to exit the ring to gain some time to figure out what to do next. We see Cleaver walk over to the table where the timekeeper is located and he grabs the bell the timekeeper uses. On the other side of the ring Zolothach rummages under the ring and comes out holding a large steel pipe.
Ethan Shrimpton: Both Zolothach and Cleaver have weapons and Duke does not have anything yet.
Clayton Elliott: Bro, have you seen those fists!? Duke does not need weapons when you have fists the size of bowling balls!!!
Both Cleaver and Zolothach walk up the ring steps and walk along the ring apron on either side of the ring. Zolothach is first to enter the ring where she holds the steel pipe ready to swing it and do damage on Duke. On the other side of the ring Cleaver enters the ring carrying the timekeeper’s bell. Zolothach calls out to Duke to try to keep him focused on her. As he is focusing on her Cleaver runs up behind him to whack the timekeeper’s bell to his head.
Duke reads the eyes of Zolothach and at the last moment Duke spins around, lands a kick to the side of the head of Cleaver which causes Cleaver to drop the bell. Duke returns his attention toward Cleaver who is still in a defensive posture with the steel pipe in her hands. She does not wait for Duke to get close enough to reach out and grab her so she starts swinging the pipe trying to land some blows.
Duke continues to inch closer to Zolothach and she continues swinging the steel pipe. She manages to land a few blows on Duke with the steel pipe and we can tell the blows are slowing Duke down a bit. While this is going on Cleaver regains himself and picks up the timekeeper’s bell, runs up behind Duke, and lands a hard blow with the bell to the upper back of Duke with the bell sounding a loud gong. Duke is slowed down but still on his feet.
Clayton Elliott: This is unbelievable! How can this man continue to remain on his feet?
Ethan Shrimpton:Well Duke has been down already in this match but he keeps getting up. Not sure what to expect next.
Cleaver seemed shocked that the giant still hasn't gone down as he landed another vicious hit with the bell across the side of Dukes head. This time Duke stumbled into the ropes and Cleaver ran up to him with a short clothesline sending him over the ropes!!! Duke laid sprawled on the ground, not moving, and this pleased Cleaver who climbed the turnbuckle, but before he could get to the top Zolothatch cracks him in the middle of the back with the pipe!!! Cleaver fell to the mat holding his back in pain as Zolothatch went for the quick pin.
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Cleaver got a shoulder up and Zolothatch got back to her feet and went to pick up the pipe again…..
Outside the ring, Duke tried to shake off the effects of the bell ringing his bell. He slowly got back to his feet and reached under the ring apron pulling out a table - followed by another table. He set up the two tables stacking them on top of each other and looks back into the ring, seeing Zolothatch continuing her assault on Cleaver. Cleaver blocked a right hand from Zolothatch and threw her into the ropes. As she bounced back, Duke reached in and grabbed her feet - sending Zolothatch down face first to the mat. Cleaver quickly went for the cover.
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Tw--KICKOUT!!!!
Ethan Shrimpton: Cleaver knows he needs to end this with Duke outside the ring right now….
Clayton Elliott: ...Did you see how flexible she was!? He pulled her leg all the way up to her face with that pin attempt!!! mmmmm…...I’ll save that for the spank bank tonight!!!
Ethan Shrimpton: Can Crazy J or someone just go ahead and fire you, please? This is a family show, ...you’re soo gross.
Clayton Elliott: You’re right….This IS a family show. I cant wait till Zolothatch and I get to make a family of our own. I’ll have murderous little Zolobabies all over the place!!!!
Duke climbed back into the ring out of view from his two opponents as Cleaver stood up, turned around and received a massive headbutt from the Asylum Champ!! Cleaver stumbles into the corner, hit the turnbuckles, stumbles back forward a few steps into the waiting arms of Duke who put him down with a Sidewalk Slam that shook the entire ring!!! Wasting no time, Duke grabbed the ring bell that Cleaver had used on him only moments ago and beats Cleaver in the face with it.
Blood came pouring from his nose and this seemed to please Duke who hammered away at Cleavers face even harder. The beating quickly came to an end as Zolothatch took the pipe and connected a hard shot to Dukes ribs!!! Duke recoiled in pain, he throws the bell at Zolothatch who hits it like a baseball, sending it flying across the barricade and into the crowd!! Duke, still on his knees blocked another huge shot from Zolothatch with the pipe with his forearm. Somehow, Duke manages to get to his feet while blocking another shot from the pipe with his forearm.
Zolothatch attempted to jab the pipe in his stomach, but Duke grabbed the end of the pipe, yanking Zolothatch close to him. He grabs her by the neck and with his other hand, he pulls the pipe free from her and tosses it outside the ring. Duke sends his huge knee into Zolothatchs midsection, doubling her over, as he put her head between his legs and lifted her up for a huge powerbomb!! But before he sent her back to the mat, he walked over to the edge of the ring with Zolothatch throwing strikes to his head but they had no effect. Duke only smiled as her before ending the powerbomb by throwing down Zolothatch over the ropes and onto the two tables he had set up before. The impact from her body broke the first table in half while the bottom table stayed intact!!! Her body limply fell from the bottom table to the ground below.
[/color]Ethan Shrimpton: OH MY GOD!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! ZOLOTHATCH MIGHT BE DEAD!!!!
Clayton Elliott: Get up Tabitha!!! Get up!!!!!!
Duke stepped over the ropes and jumped to the ground below, picking up Zolothatch and holding her over his head, lifting her up and down showing off his strength. With ease, he tosses Zolothatch over the ropes and back into the ring. Duke got up on the ring and attempted to step over the ropes - but before he could get that first leg over it was Cleaver who seemed to come out of nowhere sprinting across the ring and using both feet to kick Duke off the apron and sending him flying into the one unbroken table that he had set up himself!! The table smashed into a million pieces as Dukes body crashed into the ground!! Cleaver saw his golden opportunity and took it, pinning Zolothatch again!
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Thr------KICKOUT!!!!!
With what little energy she had left, Zolothatch managed to get a shoulder up just in time. Cleaver was frustrated, he climbs the top and jumps off landing a leg drop right on Zolothatch!!! Cleaver was about to go for the pin again as he saw Duke climbing back into the ring with a piece of broken table. Cleaver ducked as Duke took a swing at him with the broken piece of table, Duke swung again but this time Cleaver kicked it out of his hand and the two locked up in the middle of the ring. Duke gained the instant advantage and pushed Cleaver away who fell and quickly rolled back to his feet, taunting the Asylum Champ to come at him. Duke didn't hesitate and charged at Cleaver, but Cleaver ducked away and as Duke turns around Cleaver connects with a beautiful roundhouse kick to the face!!! Duke stumbles back but Cleaver is on him instantly and sets him up for a move….
Ethan Shrimpton: Is he…!? No!!! Duke is too big!!!!
Clayton Elliott: Oh man, Cleaver could himself even trying this on the seven foot giant!!!
Cleaver setup Duke for his next move, takes a deep breath and with everything he had left, he hits Duke with a T-bone suplex!!!! Duke rolled across the ring as Cleaver laid there, his chest heaving up and down.
Ethan Shrimpton: Wow!!!!! I didn't think he could T-Bone the Asylum Champ, but he just did!!!!
Cleaver slowly made his way over to Duke for the pin..
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KICKOUT!!!!!
Cleaver cussed and yelled something out in frustration as he pulled Duke back to his feet, whipping him across the ring. Duke bounces off the ropes but reverses the momentum and takes Cleaver down with a spear!!! Cleavers head bounced off the mat as Duke got to his feet, pulling Cleaver to the corner of the ring and positions him.
Ethan Shrimpton: This is it!!!! The Killing Spree!!!!! Dukes about to end it right here!!!![/b]
Duke climbed the turnbuckle setting up Cleaver for his signature move, he pulls Cleaver up into the powerbomb position and propelled himself from the top turnbuckle slamming Cleaver into the mat as the supports under the ring gave out and half the ring collapsed!!! [/color][/b]
Clayton Elliott: OH SHIT!!!!! DUKE JUST COLLAPSED PART OF THE RING!!!! ITS OVER!!!! PIN HIM DUKE!!!!
Duke, tired and covered in sweat, goes for the pin.
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Thr----NO!!!!!
A disgusting brown liquid substance landed right in Dukes eye before the referee could get the 3rd count and Duke rolled off of Cleaver and looked around the ring. Standing on the ring apron was none other than….
Ethan Shrimpton: IT’S JASON CASH!!!!!
Clayton Elliott: What is he doing here!?!?! He's not an AIW Superstar!!!!!
The crowd went crazy as Jason Cash took off his cowboy hat and spit another round of chew into Dukes face. Duke got up and tries to grab Cash, but the Hillbilly Hero jumped off the ring apron and down to the ground taunting Duke. Dukes face turned red with rage as he wiped Jason Cash’s spit from his face and jumped over the ropes and to the ground below. Cash hit him with an uppercut that sends Duke back into the steel barricade!! Cash reaches under the ring and pulls out a lasso. He spins it around his head a few times, throws it at Duke ties him up. With his arms stuck to his side, Cash swept his legs out from underneath him and started to hogtie him…
Back in the ring, Zolothatch stumbled over to Cleaver who was still laying on the broken mat from the Killing Spree he had taken at the hands of Duke. Zolothatch climbed the top turnbuckle and looked over at Duke seeing the perfect opportunity. She jumps from the top rope with a perfect moonsault and lands on Cleaver!!!....
Outside the ring, Jason Cash was nowhere to be seen as Duke tried to free himself from the ropes Cash had tied him with. He managed to break free and quickly tried to get into the ring as Zolothatch went for the pin on Cleaver.
1………
Duke slid under the ropes
2……….
Duke quickly got to his feet and ran to pull Zolothatch off of Cleaver.
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alicia Goudie: Ladies and Gentleman the winner of the match and representing the AIW for NOC is Zolothac.
Ethan Shrimpton: Oh my Goodness Zolothac she did it…
Clayton Elliott: Crazy J is going to be pissed
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