Post by vastrix on Jul 4, 2019 1:15:53 GMT -5
TOMMY ONIONS: Now this is it ladies and gentlemen. Our main event is about to kick off.
JOSEPH GREER: The four stipulations for this match come from the sick mind of Nocturnal.
TOMMY ONIONS: Yes, so expect some freaky shit!
JOSEPH GREER: All we know is that the first stipulation is that the match will start in a boiler room.
TOMMY ONIONS: Boiler room? Did you see what these two did against each other in a cell match?
JOSEPH GREER: And most of that was in a wrestling ring. Have you seen these things that they’re setting up at ringside?
TOMMY ONIONS: Must be for one of the other stipulations but we’ve got to go to Billie MacDonald for news on the match.
Billie is stood on the top of the ramp. Next to her is a wheel. The wheel is sectioned off and each section has a gimmick match stipulation on.
BILLIE MACDONALD: Ladies and gentlemen, as you see the Wheel of Gimmicks is out here. As announced earlier on Social Media the first gimmick is Boiler room so the match will start of there.
She turns to the wheel.
BILLIE MACDONALD: At a random time within the match the gimmick will change. As you can see on the wheel we have standard gimmicks like cage match and hard-core match but if you look on their we have so weird gimmicks, like Robo-Penis on a pole or even Anal fire cracker match.
TOMMY ONIONS: What the hell is a Lip Synch for your life match?
BILLIE MACDONALD: This is going to be one of our biggest matches and may the best win! Now back to Tommy and Joseph.
JOSEPH GREER: Thanks Billie. Anal fire cracker match?
TOMMY ONIONS: Yes, Joseph; Quite famous in Japan in some of their garbage wrestling promotions.
JOSEPH GREER: Trust you to know that. Anyway, D versus Shane Mitchell II for the RSW World Heavyweight Championship belt will be amazing.
TOMMY ONIONS: Right let’s get backstage for this match.
The picture goes too backstage. The fans cheers as the RioTron opens up the face of D. He is walking down a staircase, he looks very annoyed. He doesn't say anything at all until he comes to a door marked boiler room, D opens the door immediately looks around and stares directly at referee Rob Hill.
D: Where is he?
ROB HILL: Inside waiting for you. Two man enter, one man leaves. First person to exit the door here doesn’t win the match but gains an advantage of sorts.
D just stares angrily at Rob. The door is slammed shut behind D. D is stood right at the doorway and surveys the surroundings. It is very gloomy looking, the machines blast loudly and annoyingly, as steam blows from numerous pipes. The lights flicker constantly, looking much run down. The walls are painted with grease, oil and sweat, and the floors are painted with the same. D looks at the battlefield and slowly begins to take his steps forward.
JOSEPH GREER: Looks like you're apartment Tommy except yours has old lad’s mags pics framed on the wall.
TOMMY ONIONS: How would you know bitch?
He shifts his head to the right, keeping very alert, listening for any sounds that would sound abnormal...but he hears nothing, he sees nothing. He continues walking further into the Boiler Room, making sure he has surveyed every single inch of the boiler room, for he the reputation of Shane had preceded him. He continues to look around and quickly stops the moment he hears something.........Footsteps......Right in front of him.
D clenches his fists, prepared to do battle, as he slowly sees a figure exiting the darkness of the boiler room shadows. The figure reveals itself to be Shane. They just stare each other down, no one moving an inch. Shane than cracks a sly smile and puts his weight on his right, as he tilts and looks at D.
JOSEPH GREER: Here we go.......
TOMMY ONIONS: Shut up.
Shane charges in throwing a right across D's jaw. D staggers backward, and has no time to put up a defence, as Shane curls his right fist and sends it into D's gut. He doubles over in immense pain, as Shane grabs him by his hair, and runs him face first into the wall. Shane smiles sadistically as he stomps the fallen D.
JOSEPH GREER: He's gone from most hated to some people actually liking him.
TOMMY ONIONS: He ain’t no Nocturnal!
JOSEPH GREER: Why’d you bring him up in this match?
TOMMY ONIONS: Because this is the sort of match he’d love to have.
D slowly pulls himself up, and turns as Shane kicks him right in the face. D slams into the concrete floor hard as he begins to crawl away from Shane. Shane grabs D by the hair and forces him to his feet. D looks right into the face of Shane, and spits into Shanes face. D punches Shane right across the face. Shane staggers backwards in shock, as D sends another hard punch into Shane's face. He staggers backward into the wall, as D charges forward and goes to punch Shane again, but Shane quickly side step, as D's fist is crushed into the concrete wall.
JOSEPH GREER: That's got to hurt!!!!
D shakes his hand in pain. Shane charges in and slams the back of D's head into the wall. D falls to the ground, as Shane begins to send stomp after sickening stomp into his opponent's back; Over and over, as Shane just won't give in. That is until D lifts his boot in between Shane's legs.
JOSEPH GREER: OHHHHH Right to the General!!!!
TOMMY ONIONS: What?
Shane slowly falls to his knees in pain and shock, as he looks across at D, who quickly crawls over and blinds Shane with a thumb to the eye. Shane lies defenceless; he is temporarily blind and in a lot of pain. D quickly crawls over to the side of the boiler room and lifts up, what looks to be a fluorescent light bulb. D lifts it and with one swift movement, he smashes it over the side of Shane's head shattering it into a million pieces. Shane slowly falls to the concrete and remains out as blood began to trickle from his head. D just looks down at Shane and begins dancing on the spot. He suddenly turns and looks at Shane with a look of shock when he notices Shane getting up with a sinister smile on his face. D grabs what's left of the light bulb and leaps up with it in his hand and drives it into Shane's back. Shane yells out in pain as he begins to slide away from D, but D is right after him. D pulls Shane to his feet and sends a hard right hand into Shane's jaw. The bloodied Shane staggers backward from the pain, as D curls up his fist again and sends yet another hard right into Shane's jaw. This time Shane falls backward, right against the boiler itself. A sizzling can be heard as Shane yells out in immense pain and quickly pushes himself off the boiler and as he does we see that Shane's back of his t-shirt is completely burnt off. He rebounds with a clothesline taking himself and D down.
JOSEPH GREER: This is getting out of hand. Where is the referee? He should be in there to stop the action from getting out of hand?
TOMMY ONIONS: He is their somewhere?
The sinister smile is still on Shane's face as he slowly gets to him feet pulling D up with him. Shane quickly locks on a front face lock and proceeds to drive D's skull into the hard concrete with a DDT. D's body lays limp after the move, as a pool of blood slowly begins to form around the skull of D. The fans are very quiet as they look on in horror, as Shane finally pulls D's body up, and warm, fresh blood begins to pour from D's skull. Shane looks at D, and with his free hand he wipes some of the blood off. Shane then wipes the blood across his face and hurls D into a nearby pipe, breaking the pipe and allowing steam to fill the scene.
JOSEPH GREER: Where is Rob Hill?
TOMMY ONIONS: Probably hanging out in the ladies locker room.
D topples to the floor, as blood runs freely down his face. D crawls to the wall and tries to pull himself up, but he hears the footsteps of Shane getting closer to him. He turns to face and sees the object Shane is carrying.......a baseball bat covered in barbwire.
JOSEPH GREER: My God!!!! What the hell?
D's eyes widen. D looks up at Shane in horror, as Shane has a grin on his face. Shane swings the bat sideways, as D sees the bat come close to his head; he falls to the floor...the bat hits a nearby pipe and steam blasts into Shane's face! He cries in agony as he stumbles away from the steam that had just burnt his face, he leaves the bat jammed in pipe as steam poured out.
D looks up from the ground. He sucks up the pain he is going through and charges at Shane. Shane slowly gets to his feet, as D charges in, leaps in the air and drives his face into the concrete. Shane's face bounces off the concrete, and a spurt of blood stains the floor. It is now Shane who is bleeding immensely. D doesn't know the meaning of losing as he staggers to his feet looking for a weapon to use, he grabs a steel chair.
JOSEPH GREER: Oh, here we go.
TOMMY ONIONS: D has been very extreme lately.
D staggers over to the chair and slowly drags it along with him. D stares, as Shane is getting to his feet. D lets out a loud cry as he lifts the Chair above his head... SMACK; and receives a stunning clothesline from nowhere, which knocks D right off his feet and onto the concrete floor. Shane uses all his power to nail the clothesline perfectly, but the force is so big, that Shane falls to the ground as. Both men are laid flat on the concrete, blood pouring from their heads.
Shane slowly begins to crawl away from D's fallen body towards the Exit Door. Shane pulls himself up to his knees and slowly begins to make his way towards the exit door. He looks up at the exit door....WHACK!!!! With such authority, a steel chair is cracked across the back of his head. Shane's vision becomes blurry as he finds himself face down on the concrete floor, with D standing behind him with a dented steel chair in his grasp. D is breathing heavily as he drops the chair and slowly falls to his knees from exhaustion.
JOSEPH GREER: I can't believe these guys are still breathing?
But it's Shane who slowly gets to his feet first he looks over D's fallen body, and stares at the exit door. He forces himself to his feet and slowly begins to stumble over to the exit door. Shane walks over D and reaches for the door knob of the door. He pulls the door's handle. Nothing, the door doesn't budge. The picture shows the other side of the door where we see the referee Rob Hill sat on a chair in front of the door.
D begins to laugh and pulls himself up. He knocks Shane down with a DDT. D looks down at the fallen Shane, whose face is covered in crimson liquid. D smiles as he walks over Shane's body and slowly makes his way to the Boiler Room Exit Door, he knocks on the door...but suddenly...something stops him. He turns and kicks Shane once again. D looks down at the fallen Shane and let out a smile of his own...as he toppled over to the door opens the door. He turns and looks at Shane.
D: Meet you out at the ring Champ!!!!
He walks out of the boiler room as the camera cuts the ramp way. Billie is stood next to wheel as D slowly walks down to the ring. He looks at her and nods.
TOMMY ONIONS: This is only the first freaking gimmick match Joseph?
JOSEPH GREER: I know right. Wait, here comes Shane.
Shane limps down the ramp way using the barriers to balance himself as he makes his way into the ring.
TOMMY ONIONS: He can hardly stand.
JOSEPH GREER: Shane’s in trouble. He needs to finish this quickly.
Billie looks at the camera and then turns to the wheel.
BILLIE MACDONALD: That was your first gimmick, now onto the second.
She spins the wheel and it clicks around.
TOMMY ONIONS: What’s it going to stop on?
It stops and Billie reads it to herself.
BILLIE MACDONALD: Referee, please can you give them each a microphone.
TOMMY ONIONS: Wait, what?
JOSEPH GREER: Eh? Can you read it?
BILLIE MACDONALD: For the next stipulation; you have to Lip Synch for your life!
D looks confused at Shane who has taken a microphone and seems to be stretching for the gimmick but before they can start Nocturnal walks through the curtain at the top of the ramp way.
NOCTURNAL: WOOOAHH TOOTS! This is a RSW pay per view not bloody Ru Paul’s Drag Race even though some of the guys in the locker room do look like extras from that scene.
Shane and D look confused.
NOCTURNAL: Well screw gimmick two let’s get onto number three. Now spin that wheel Billie.
Billie spins it and it comes up with Japanese Death Match.
NOCTURNAL: Now that’s more like it. Guys, carry on.
TOMMY ONIONS: Oh that’s what all this stuff is around the ring.
Shane and D look at each other. They stare each other straight in the eyes as they circle around the ring. They tie up; Shane is the stronger and pushes D to the floor. D rolls backwards and up to his feet. They go for a tie up again, but D fakes and gets in a knee to the gut, he backs it up with a couple of right hands, but he misses a big haymaker and then Shane begins to pound him with right hands, knocking him into the ropes. Shane then clotheslines him over the top rope, towards the Pit of Doom, but somehow D hangs onto the top rope and dangles from it, his feet touching the glass, until he can steady himself on the apron.
TOMMY ONIONS: Now that was way to close.
JOSEPH GREER: Am I the only one who’d have wanted them to lip synch?
Shane goes to knock him off the apron, but D stoops and nails him with a Shoulder Block to the gut. D then flips over with a Sunset Flip into a pin. …….. Shane kicks out before the ref can even count one. Shane goes for a big haymaker, but D ducks it, Shane spins around and gets a punch clean in his face. D then connects with a couple of gut kicks and then sends Shane to the ropes and then connects with a head butt. Shane is quickly to his feet. D kicks him in the gut and then delivers a Vertical Suplex. He then comes off the ropes and drives his elbow into the heart of Shane. He gets up and then quickly drops another elbow. Again he gets up and drops another elbow drop. He gets up one more time and this time drops his knee into Shane's face and then makes a cover.
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………………. Shane kicks out. D pulls him to his feet and throws him towards the corner, he nails him with a reverse elbow and then delivers a couple of knife edge chops, but Shane suddenly grabs him and reverses the positions and the begins to pound D with right hands, and then begins to deliver knife edge chops of his own. He then whips him to the opposite corner and then charges in and nails him with a devastating clothesline. D staggers out of the corner, Shane scoops him up and delivers an evil looking Scoop Pile driver. He covers.
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…………… D kicks out.
TOMMY ONIONS: Now this is more like it; and yes to your earlier question.
JOSEPH GREER: Well okay party pooper.
Shane pulls D to his feet. He slams his head into the turnbuckle, he then slams his head into it again, he does it a third time, and the crowd chant "Three", so Shane continues to slam D's head into the pads while the crowd chant along.
…4
…5
…6
…7
…8
…9
…10!!!
This is followed by a big cheer as D staggers around the ring. Shane runs and delivers a Swinging Neck breaker, he then makes a cover.
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…………… D kicks out. Shane mounts him and begins to pound him with hard right hands. He then pulls D up and nails him with a European Uppercut. He then sends him to the ropes and then delivers a big Power slam. He hooks the leg.
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……………. D kicks out.
JOSEPH GREER: Very little hard-core stuff so far, which isn't really what this stipulation is about.
TOMMY ONIONS: Fool, how can they go hard-core? They can't leave the ring to get any weapons.
JOSEPH GREER: True, I'd forgotten about that.
Shane pulls D up to his feet. He lifts him up high into the air with a Military Press and then runs towards the edge of the ring, clearly looking to throw him into one of the pits outside, but D somehow escapes off the top, Shane's momentum takes him into the ropes, D follows up his escape with a clothesline that flips Shane over the top rope, there is then the loud sound of glass breaking followed by cries of pain from Shane as he is lacerated by barb-wire, nails stick into his body, and thumb-tacks pepper his back. Shane just about lifts himself out and back into the ring, his back is lacerated, and he has a number of holes in his shirt, where the nails pierced him. Thumbtacks are still attached to his pants and shirt. D takes this opportunity to make a cover.
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……………… Shane just kicks out. D rolls him over and then pulls the left arm of Shane into a Sitting Reverse Arm bar. Just to accentuate the pain, D pulls on the bottom rope to get move leverage. D eventually releases the hold and pulls Shane up to his feet. He grabs him and runs with him towards the corner and then throws him spear like through the ropes so his left shoulder crashes into the ring post. D pulls Shane back into the ring. He delivers a hard Arm Popper and Shane drops to the mat holding his arm. D pounces and locks on a Cross Arm breaker, hyper-extending the elbow, and ripping the shoulder out of its socket. Shane cries out in pain, but resists the temptation to tap out. Finally he manages to summon up some strength and lifts himself up and delivers a right hand to D's face. D doesn't break the hold, but does when Shane nails a couple more right hands. Both men get to their feet, Shane goes for a right hand, but D blocks it and then delivers a couple of right hands of his own. He then throws Shane, shoulder first into the corner, Shane winces as the pain shoots through his arm. D wraps Shane's arm around the top rope and the pulls back as hard as he can.
TOMMY ONIONS: Ouch! He’s nearly pulled that out of the socket.
JOSEPH GREER: Not quite but close enough.
Shane breaks the hold with a series of right hands. He then lifts D up and dumps him with a Scoop Slam. D is quickly back to his feet. Shane nails him with a couple of hard right hands, and then hooks him up for a Back Drop, but D drops off behind him and then pushes him face first into the turnbuckle pad. He backs it up with a forearm to Shane injured shoulder. He then twists Shane arm over and begins to climb the turnbuckle, he begins the Rope walk, but Shane runs into the ropes, crotching D on the top rope, Shane then simply pushes D towards one of the pits. There is a loud crash, and cries of anguish as this time D suffers the barb-wire, and the thumb-tacks, and the nails.
JOSEPH GREER: Jesus Christ, I think D went into the Pit head-first.
TOMMY ONIONS: (watching replay) He did as well, man that must have hurt, to go through the glass head first is bad enough, but to then land head first on nails, barb-wire, thumbtacks, that's just horrible.
D slowly drags himself out of the Pit; a piece of the barb-wire is still attached to his leg as he gets in the ring. Shane rips it off the leg, which brings a cry from D. He then wraps it around D's neck and begins to choke him with the barb-wire. Even the crowd are shocked with that move. Shane then tosses the barb-wire to one side. He pulls D up and connects with a vicious body punch. He then lifts D up and then slams him down with the Michinoku Driver. He covers.
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………….. D kicks out. Shane then decides to give him a taste of his own medicine. He picks up the barb-wire and then wraps it around the arm of D before he locks in a Cross Arm breaker, accentuating the pain. Eventually Shane releases the hold and begins to pulls D up to his feet, he forgets to remove the barb-wire however and D uses it to rake Shane's eyes. D then takes a moment to remove the barb-wire from his arm. He then goes to hit Shane, but he suddenly explodes with a super kick, D takes it right on the chin and falls like he's been shot. Shane hooks the leg.
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……………….. D kicks out.
JOSEPH GREER: Straight on the money there.
TOMMY ONIONS: How are both of them still standing?
Shane pulls D to his feet and then hooks him around the waist before delivering a hard Side Belly to Belly Suplex. D immediately begins to get to his feet, holding his back. Shane goes behind him and then delivers a Full Nelson Slam before hooking the leg.
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………….. D gets his shoulder up. Shane pulls D up and then delivers a Cannon Ball Buster, he then signals for an end. He pulls D up to his feet and sets him up for a Power bomb. He flips him up in the air, but somehow, while he was on the mat, D managed to get the barb-wire that was in the ring and rakes it across Shane's eyes to free himself. Shane staggers around the ring for a moment. D pushes him into the ropes and then through the ropes so Shane crashes once more into one of the pits. After close on a minute, Shane begins to climb back into the ring. Amazingly he gets up to his feet, but D spears him down to the mat and then locks on an Arm bar. Shane tries to resist the pain and reaches the ropes.
TOMMY ONIONS: Look Billie is moving towards the wheel again.
JOSEPH GREER: What’s it going to be?
D notices her too and stands up. Billie spins the wheel and reads what it is to herself. She turns and nods to one of the referees who picks up a bag and runs down to the ring.
TOMMY ONIONS: OH MY GOD! It’s an anal firecracker match!
JOSEPH GREER: To win this they have to……..well it’s what it says on the packet.
D pulls Shane up and starts shouting abuse at him but Shane out of nowhere surprises D with Sudden Death.
JOSEPH GREER: That’s Shane’s finisher so it’s got to be the start of the end.
TOMMY ONIONS: So true but it’s so wrong.
D slowly tries to stand but is being stalked by Shane. He hits D with a rolling cutter.
TOMMY ONIONS: That’s the Twisted Truth! That’s one of D’s moves!
D bounces backwards and Shane is on him. He drags D up and hits him once again with Sudden Death. D is actually out on his feet. Shane drags him to the ropes and manages to tight him in the ropes.
JOSEPH GREER: Someone stop this! Can we have the lip synch instead?
Shane reaches into the bag and pulls out a firecracker and holds it up high. He spread’s D’s cheeks and he rams it in. He lights it and evacuates the ring. The firecracker explodes launching D half way across the ring. He rolls around, his ass still burning. Shane stride up the ramp way holding his belt up high as security come rushing down the ramp way with fire extinguishers.
TOMMY ONIONS: Shane Mitchell retains the RSW World Championship!
JOSEPH GREER: All I can say is D must have a bungling bunghole now!
TOMMY ONIONS: Okay?
JOSEPH GREER: Now that was a wacky match! Can we get back to normal next show?
TOMMY ONIONS: Sorry, it’s Anarchy 50 next show and we’ve got some interesting stuff happening there.
JOSEPH GREER: Oh that’s going to get interesting, so see you all there. Goodnight.
