.:The XHF Network Presents: Overheated:.
Jul 14, 2019 16:59:53 GMT -5
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.::The XHF Network Presents::.
Overheated
July 14th, 2019
XHF Network Arena in Minneapolis, Minnesota
*"Bat Country" by Avenged Sevenfold blasts through the speaker system of the XHF Network Arena as the camera looks around the beachy set and the PACKED audience because wrestling is not dying wherever the XHF Network is concerned!*
Hawke: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Overheated LIVE from Minneapolis, Minnesota! I'm Joey Hawke and am joined tonight with my frequent broadcasting partner, Jerry "The King" Lawler!
King: And what a show we have tonight! Four matches and a debate!
Hawke: That's right, the focus of tonight's show is to determine who goes on to the Tower Match in two weeks at Night of Champions to compete for the X*Crown.
King: Oh man, this action is gonna be-
"Just a Little" by Liberty X blares thru the arena and Sabrina Sinstone struts down to the ring.
Hawke: What’s this?
King: Whoo hoo! Who knows Joey, and who cares, check her out!
Sabrina pulls out a microphone
Sinstone: So this is Overheated. Well XHF, officially consider, SWAT IN THE HOUSE!
Hawke: What the hell is she talking about?
King: SWAT Joey, keep up!
Sinstone: We at SWAT are proud to claim that we host the hottest Women’s division in the XHF! In the WHOLE OF WRESTLING! I am Sabrina Sinstone. I am here to educate all of you XHF’ites in the art of women’s wrestling! And not that Joshi acrobat crap, real wrestling! We got the biggest names in the business on our Amazons division! Wildcat Lynn Brewster! Lucky Linda La Fey! Suzi Spits! The Hired Killers Jade and Kim! Avery McCullen! Olympia! Marie Caedes! Joanne Cannelli! Not too mention myself! Sabrina Sinstone!
Hawke: That is quite the list, i must admit!
King: All them puppies Joey, all in the one house!
”Collapsing” by Demon Hunter blasts through the speakers and the crowd goes NUTS! Suddenly, Blaze Freya walks out onto the stage, The Pan Am Championship worn proudly around her waist with a microphone in her right hand. She raises the mic up over her head, signalling the music to stop as chants of: “You Deserve It!” travel across the packed house. She tilts her head slightly to the left, twirling the mic in her hand and pulling it up close to her red lips
Blaze: Forgetting someone???
The crowd cheers loudly as she charismatically struts down the ramp, continuing to address the woman she debuted against in her first ever SWAT Match
Blaze: Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure you’re forgetting someone…
”Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze! Blaze!” The fans remind Sinstone who she’s forgetting, bringing an appreciative smirk to the face of The Blackpool Bombshell
Blaze: Could it possibly be the hottest rookie in the industry today!?
”Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!” She gets closer and closer to the ring, raising her eyebrow at Sabrina whilst walking up the steel steps
Blaze: Nooooo, you couldn’t have possibly forgotten about THE greatest female athlete in the business! You couldn’t have forgotten about the one n’ only Blackpool Bombshell, the seatseller, the be all and end all, the alpha and omega, the woman who slayed the giantess known as Olympia!
Blaze enters the ring, removing The Pan Am Championship from around her waist and holding it up above her head as she gets into the face of Sabrina Sinstone
Blaze: How could you forget The Pan Am Champion of the WORLD, Sabrina!? I guess we all make mistakes, sweetheart… I guess we all sometimes forget the best of the best when mentioning everyone else. So, since apparently I didn’t make enough of an impact for you to remember who the hell I am, how’z about I make one right here, right now, by putting my Pan Am Championship ON THE LINE against the woman I so clumsily lost to in my debut match, eh!?
A huge pop follows her big announcement. She smiles sadistically and tilts her head curiously at Sabrina
Blaze: I mean, they obviously want it. I’ve been wanting to redeem myself for the loss since the ref’s hand came down for three n’ I KNOW you want a shot at becoming something more than just the glorified jobber of SWAT, so whataya say Sabrina The Teenage Witch? You wanna prove yourself as a wrestler or should I leave n’ let you continue proving why everyone you just mentioned is leagues ahead of you?
Sinstone: You want it! You got it! Get us a referee out here!
Both girls prepare for the match to begin as a referee runs down and slides in the ring.
Hawke: Well, how about this, we have an impromptu match, right here at Overheated on the XHF Network!
King: They breed them HOT over at SWAT Joey.
SWAT Pan Am Championship
Blaze Freya (c) vs Sabrina Sinstone
Blaze Freya (c) vs Sabrina Sinstone
Hawke: Ref calls for the bell and these two are right at it! Collar and elbow tie up, Blaze applies a headlock but Sabrina throws her off running her into the ropes, Blaze bounces off the ropes and Sinstone leap frogs her, Blaze bounces right back and Sinstone lays on the mat, Blaze running over the top of her and bouncing again and right into a Sinstone drop kick! Text book wrestling!
King: Blaze back up to her feet, WHACK! She just slapped the taste out of Sinstone’s mouth!
Hawke: Hard slap indeed! Draws a trickle of blood from the corner of Sinstone’s mouth. She reels back and delivers a cracking chop to the chest of Blaze Freya!
King: Watch out for the puppies Sabrina!
Hawke: Blaze no sells it and clobbers her with a hard left hand, then plants Sinstone with a discuss clothesline!
King: Blaze is amazing! She only just captured that Pan Am belt, and now she is defending it right here!
Hawke: She may have bitten off more than she can chew if you ask me.
King: I got something for one of them to chew on.
Hawke: Come on Kingfish.
King: Ok, both of them.
Hawke: Three wives isn’t enough for you?
King: Who said anything about marriage!
Hawke: Sinstone with a back body drop on Blaze. She lays the boots in and then plants Blaze with a scoop slam.
King: Blaze with a spinning roundhouse kick! Wow! What a kick!
Hawke: Almost took her head off! Freya with the cover .....
One ..........................
Two ..........................
Sinstone gets a shoulder up.
King: Sinstone rolls out of the ring to get her breathe back, but Blaze doesn’t give her the chance and flying senton over the top rope! Nailed it!
Hawke: Freya with Sabrina by the hair, rams her face first into the steel ring steps, then rolls her back into the ring.
King: Freya is a killer Joey!
Hawke: Freya with a Kneeling Uppercut (Mortal Kombat Style)
King: Frankensteiner! Freya with a Frankensteiner! She is tearing Sabrina to pieces out there!
Hawke: Cover by Blaze.
One .........
Two ...............
Sinstone gets a foot on the ropes.
King: Sinstone sweeps the legs out of Freya.
Hawke: Sinstone with a slingblade!!
King: *Mocking Michael Cole* SLING BLADE!!!
Hawke: CANADIAN DESTROYER!!! Sabrina with a Canadian Destroyer! My god! Freya is OUT!
King: Sinstone drops for a cover and hooks the leg.
Hawke: One ...................
Two ..................
Th ... Blaze kicks out.
King: Sinstone slams the mat in frustration. Thought we were going to see a new Pan Am champ there Joey.
Hawke: Sabrina Irish whips Blaze into the ropes, and Blaze handsprings off the top rope to surprise Sinstone with a pele kick!
King: WOW! What a move by Freya!
Hawke: Freya sticks her hand high in the air, then sticks it down the front of her tights, and then slaps the taste out of the mouth of Sinstone!
King: (excitedly) DID YOU SEE THAT JOEY! Hot Damn!
Hawke: We all saw it! Sinstone is fuming, and she charges at Freya and Freya catches her with an overhead belly to belly suplex!
King: Sinstone is history! Blaze has this is the bag!
Hawke: TORN!!!! Freya with the Torn! (gore)
King: Told ya Joey, lights out for Sabrina.
Hawke: Sinstone stuggling to her feet, dazed near the corner, Freya rolls three times towards her then CODEBREAKER!!!!
King: Sinstone is done for! Rear naked choke by Blaze! THE BLACKPOOL BLACKOUT!!!
Hawke: She taps! Sabrina Sinstone taps and Blaze retains her Pan Am championship! What a hiding she gave Sabrina in this impromptu match here tonight.
Bonnie Jenkins: Your winner and STILL SWAT Pan Am Champion......BLAZE FREYA!
Blaze holds onto the choke a few moments longer while the ref is telling her to break the hold, and then she releases, Sinstone is out cold and Collapse blares thru the arena, Blaze then undoes he boot, and promptly shoves her boot down the gob of Sabrina Sinstone.
King: Oi! That’s my move Blaze!
Hawke: Not any more Kingfish! Eat foot Sabrina!
King: Blaze Freya giving my own foot in the mouth move to Sabrina, you go Blaze! Meet me in my locker room later and i will show you some of my other moves if you like.
Hawke: We’ll be right back!
Bonnie Jenkins: This next match is scheduled for-
Crowd: One Fall!
Bonnie Jenkins: Featuring first from Sin Island of the Asylum Islands...Zolothach!
"Cthulhu" by Gunship begins playing as Tabitha Osborne steps out from the back in a dark hooded robe that hides her features. She ignores the booing crowd, heading straight for the ring. She lays her robe onto the time keeper's table like it were a championship title and rolls into the ring.
King: First match of the night and already I have the jitters just looking at Zolothach!
Hawke: She isn't the loveliest female wrestler in the sea.
King: But she is a sight better than Ember Ferrari!
Hawke: Well, I suppose.
Bonnie Jenkins: And her opponent from Hell...Adam Reck!
"The World Belongs to Me" by My Darkest Days begins playing as Adam Reck walks out from the back with his face painted in black and white. The fans begin to cheer, but that all dies off when they actually see him. It becomes a polite applause as Adam makes his way down to the ring.
King: So, Adam Reck went to Hell and became a General. Jesus H Christ! How does he say something like that with a straight face?
Hawke: No idea, Jerry. No idea.
Winner Goes on to Night of Champions Main Event
Zolothach (AIW) vs Adam Reck (RSW)
Zolothach (AIW) vs Adam Reck (RSW)
As the bell rings to start the match, Tabitha lunges at Reck's legs for a spear to the legs. Adam jumps over Tabitha, landing his feet upon her back. Tabitha rolls right away, but Adam jumps to the side. Tabitha stands up right into an exploder suplex. Adam leaps to the top rope and then high into the air as he goes for the Frog splash. Tabitha gets her knees up to catch Adam in the gut! Tabitha stands up, greeting Adam as he rises with another knee in the gut and then a knee to the jaw. She whips him into the ropes and goes for a drop kick, but Reck grabs the ropes so that Tabitha just connects with the air. Adam grabs Tabitha into a fireman's carry and hits a detonation kick! He goes for the pinfall!
One
Two
Thr-Tabitha kicks out!
King: Zolothot ain't gonna give up that easy.
Hawke: Zolothach you mean?
King: Sure, whatever.
Adam gets up and bounces off of the ropes and returns as Tabitha is starting to rise to hit a running thrust kick that sends her back to the mat. Adam jumps to the second turnbuckle, backflipping through the air to land a stomp to Tabitha's chest. It doesn't land as she rolls out of the way and sweeps Adam's leg out from under him. She applies a back mounted full nelson, grinding his face into the mat.
King: Looks like Zolothach is trying to get some, but doing it all wrong.
Hawke: She's doing a back mounted full nelson right though.
Adam gets a foot on the ropes, causing the ref to break the hold. Reck hits a stiff headbutt, knocking her back a few steps. Tabitha snarls and headbutts him right back, dropping him to one knee. She continues with a knee to the throat, laughing as Adam rolls on the mat while clutching at his throat. Tabitha bounces to the top rope and somersaults off into a leg drop! She goes for the pinfall with a hooked leg.
One
Two
Thr-Adam kicks out!
Tabitha stands up, running her fingers through her dark hair. She pulls Adam up, who suddenly scoops her up into a fireman's carry and hits a GTS!
King: Out of nowhere!
Hawke: That was a bold comeback.
Adam rolls Tabitha over and goes for the pinfall!
One
Two
Thre-Tabitha kicks out!
Adam pulls Tabitha up, kicks her in the gut, and hits a Canadian destroyer! He goes for the pinfall again!
One
Two
Tabitha kicks out!
Adam Reck climbs to the top rope, hits a Phoenix splash, and goes for the pinfall yet again!
One
Two
Th-Tabitha kicks out!
King: What's it going to take to keep her down?
Hawke: I suppose a lot more than that.
Adam kneels up, looking upset with the count. Tabitha reaches up and sticks a thumb into his eye! Adam rolls away, clutching at his eye as Tabitha gets to her feet. A quick moonsault into an axe kick to the rising Adam sends him back down to the mat. Tabitha goes for a rear chin lock, but quickly abandons the move so she can bite him in the side of the face! The ref yells at her to release the move, but she doesn't until he gets to four of a five count. Tabitha backs away from Adam, who is bleeding profusely from the cheek.
King: That Zolothach is crazy!
Hawke: That much we know.
Tabitha hits a gutbuster drop and then fish hooks the bleeding cheek to aggravate the injury. The ref is right there to break up the hold and send Tabitha to the other side of the ring while he checks to make sure that Adam can continue the match. Tabitha lunges as the ref steps out of the way between the two, going once again for the Cannonball leg sweep. Adam catches her with a solid kick right to the center of the face! Tabitha lands on the mat, blood flowing from her nose.
King: Looks like Adam has drawn blood in vengeance!
Hawke: I'm sure he was just trying to stop Zolothach from knocking him down.
Adam gets Tabitha up and hits a brain buster. He gets her up again into a fireman's carry and hits a jackhammer! He goes for the pinfall!
Hawke: Adam hits a Day of Reckoning! This could be it!
King: If Zolothach knew what was good for her, she's stay down.
One
Two
Three! No!
Tabitha has a foot on the ropes that the ref sees and informs Adam that it was only a two count!
Hawke: What will it take to keep Zolothach down?
King: He's going to have to kill her to keep her down.
Adam pulls Tabitha up and places her onto the top rope. He begins to follow her up, but Tabitha kicks him back down to the mat. He makes his way back toward her, but she jumps from the top rope to hit a corckscrew cutter! Once on the mat, Tabitha applies a reverse crucifix armbar with neck submission! Adam tries to break out, but quickly finds that he cannot. He taps out.
Bonnie Jenkins: And your winner by submission and going on to Night of Champions....TABITHA "ZOLOTHACH" OSBORNE!
Hawke: Zolothach with a Twist of Fate followed by the Stars are Right to finish the match! She will go on to the Night of Champions to face for the X*Crown!
Bonnie Jenkins: This next match is scheduled for-
Crowd: One fall!
Bonnie Jenkins: Featuring first the challenger...Tommy Holiday!
"Number 7" by Tom MacDonald begins to play out through the PA system, after a few seconds the beat hits on the track and the curtains explode open as The Outlaw Tommy Holiday rushes out, Hockey Mask on and Crimson baseball bat swinging wildly at his side. He pauses at the top of the ramp for a moment taunting the crowd before making his way towards the ring. Pausing periodically to pull the bat back as if about to hit the fan. Once he is within eight or so feet of the ring he takes off at a quicker pace and slides into the ring. Tommy slides around to his hips and pops up onto his feet quickly, rushing forward to perch himself on the middle rope. He holds the bat out towards the crowd as he lifts the hockey mask off his face revealing himself. After a few seconds of jeering at the crowd and making rude gestures with the mask and or bat at them, he hops back to the center of the ring to turn and wait for the opponent.
King: Holiday looking sharp for this.
Hawke: Didn't he essentially kill a man? Or at least put him on life support?
King: Maybe.
Hawke: I think someone should maybe look into that.
King: Wrestling first, laws later.
Bonnie Jenkins: And his opponent...Frostbite!
We see lotus flying on the Titan tron for a few seconds as more and more join in, until day turns to night as the image fades out, and the next image you see is tanks firing in the air, and right after that image we see soliders walking in unison and that image fades out and another of a huge nuclear explosion as you see nothing but ashes and dust of a city. The lights in the arena go completely dark for a few seconds as it comes back up a blue light is seen up the show of the steps as someone is standing up there wearing a gray hoodie with their head down. As they slowly pick up their head, we can see an intense look in their blue eyes, we see that it is Frostbite. He takes a walk down the steps as fans reached out to touch his hands or his broad shoulders. As he stops midway looking into the crowd as he nods his head as the crowd chants his name. He gets to the bottom of the step, he climbs over the barricade. He quickly takes off his hoodie and hands it over to some fan at ringside. He turns his attention to the ring and his opponent with an intense look in his blue eyes. He begins to climb the steps and jumps over the top ropes. He continues to look at his opponent not taking his eyes off of his opponent as the lights turns back to normal and his music fades as he is ready for a war.
King: Is Frostbite as cool as a cucumber or dangerously dehydrated?
Hawke: Does it matter? Look!
Winner Goes on to Night of Champions Main Event
Frostbite (SWAT) vs Tommy Holiday (AXW)
Frostbite (SWAT) vs Tommy Holiday (AXW)
Tommy Holiday crosses the ring, attacking Frostbite as the bell rings to start the match with lefts and right to stun him before bringing him down with a snap suplex! He follows this up with a couple of swift kicks to the ribcage before Frostbite gets back to his feet. Tommy whips him into the ropes, hitting a huge fucking lariat on the rebound! He commences to stomping Frostbite to keep him down for a hot minute before he bounces off of the ropes himself. Tommy returns as Frostbite is rising, striking him with a spinning heel kick! He follows this with a straight up kick to the nuts that sends Frostbite to the mat with the ref yelling at Holiday for his move.
King: Holiday is going balls to the wall here to make a point!
Hawke: He did say that he was going to do something along these lines.
Tommy hops onto Frostbite's chest with both feet before jumping and laying back into a senton splash. He hooks a leg for the cover!
One
Tw-Frostbite kicks out!
Tommy rips Frostbite up off of the mat and sends him into the corner. He follows to go for a shining wizard, but Frostbite rolls out of the way to allow Tommy to springboard backwards to his feet. Frostbite charges Tommy, bringing him down with a shoulder charge. Tommy gets right back to his feet, but is taken down with a powerslam. Frostbite holds Tommy down for the cover!
One
Tommy Holiday kicks out!
Frostbite stands up and Tommy kicks him right in the nuts from his laying position on the mat. Frostbite's eyes cross as he doubles over in pain.
Hawke: Again with the low blow.
King: What? I must have missed that.
Tommy Holiday gets up to his feet, hitting a jumping neckbreaker. He keeps up the pressure, applying a dragon sleeper! The ref comes around to Frostbite to see if he will submit, but he refuses. Holiday releases the hold, going to the top rope. He leaps through the air, aiming a double knee smash, and misses as Frostbite rolls out of the way! Frostbite gets to his feet and hits a superkick to Tommy as he stands up, following this up with a crossface. It isn't long before Holiday gets his foot on the ropes to get the hold broken. Frostbite pulls Tommy into a front face lock and hits an evenflow ddt! Frostbite pulls Tommy up and whips him into the ropes! He starts to run to follow, but Holiday gets a foot up against the charging Frostbite… Hitting him in the nuts yet again. Frostbite drops to his knees and falls to his side as the ref begins screaming at Holiday that if he does that one more time that he's going to be disqualified.
King: Ding!
Hawke: I don't think that's what you do in the case of someone being kicked in a most private area.
Tommy Holiday gets near Frostbite and laughs.
Holiday: How did you think this was going to end, bro? You will not return to SWAT. The hospital is where you'll be. Maybe you can get a bed next to your woman?
Frostbite sits up in a blind fury, working to get to his feet as fast as he can. Tommy punt kicks him in the face with blood spraying into the air in a high arc.
King: Hasn't Frostbite's woman died of cancer or something?
Hawke: I think he's still alive.
Tommy hits a series of knee strikes to the face and chest of Frostbite before mashing the side of his face into the mat, grinding his face across the mat to leave a path of blood. He pulls Frostbite to his feet and begins to chop at his chest and face before lifting Frostbite up and hitting a reverse Alabama slam!
Hawke: Tommy with the Highbridge slam!
King: What's he doing now?
Tommy grabs Frostbite by the ankles and looks to the crowd as he raises a foot to stomp on Frostbite's bits again. The ref warns him so he drops an elbow to the inside of Frostbite's knee with a laugh. Tommy gets Frostbite up again and hits the Highbridge Paralyzer (burning hammer)! He goes for the pinfall!
One
Two
Three!
Bonnie Jenkins: Winner of the match that is moving on to Night of Champions...Tommy Holiday!
King: Tommy Holiday was crazy aggressive tonight and got the job finished. That's the way to be.
Hawke: I don't know if that's the sportsman way to do things, but I suppose that it worked
We go back to the ring to see the ring mat has been replaced with a red carpet and two podiums are set up. “STYLES CLASH” by Yonosuke Kitamura begins to blast through the PA System, die hard fans of AXW and the XHF know who’s theme song it belongs to.
King: It's that time! At Open Fight Night, it was revealed that he'd come back tonight!
Hawke: The career threatening injury at the hands of Rob Arnold but he's making a slow but steady comeback.
After 23 seconds, the lights come back on and standing atop of the stage is James Raymond. He looks out to the crowd with a smirk on his face before walking down the ramp and heading towards the ring He slides in and looks at his podium, then pulls some index cards out of his jacket pocket.
Bonnie Jenkins: Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the first debator, the former AXW Undisputed Champion... JAMES RAYMONNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD!
Hawke: And now it’s time for a good old fashioned debate!
King: I don’t get it. What are they even debating about?
*"Hail to Chief" starts to play, but after twenty seconds, it screeches to a halt. Then, "Amerika" by Rammstein begins to play.
"We're all living in Amerika,
Amerika ist wunderbar
We're all living in Amerika,
Amerika, Amerika"
Amerika ist wunderbar
We're all living in Amerika,
Amerika, Amerika"
Curtis D. Kanyon emerges from the curtain when the drums kick in. He's got a sledgehammer slung over one shoulder and is flanked by secret service. Ambassador of Hardcore Darlene Price comes out behind them.
"Wir bilden einen lieben Reigen
Die Freiheit spielt auf allen Geigen
Musik kommt aus dem Weißen Haus
und vor Paris steht Micky Maus"
Die Freiheit spielt auf allen Geigen
Musik kommt aus dem Weißen Haus
und vor Paris steht Micky Maus"
Curtis pounds his chest with his fists then raises the hammer in the air. He walks down to the ring, nodding to the fans. He grabs a "MAKING AMERICA BANG!" sign from a fan and shows it to the camera!
"We're all living in Amerika
Coca-Cola, Wonderbra
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika, Amerika"
Coca-Cola, Wonderbra
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika, Amerika"
Curtis then climbs into the ring as his entourage hangs back, and he goes to the turnbuckles. He climbs a turnbuckle and pounds his chest. He points to the crowd with his hammer, then hoists it straight up into the air and yells "BANG!" He jumps down and walks over to his podium set up in the ring.
Bonnie Jenkins: And his debate opponent, former AXW Undisputed Champion and former X*Crown champion... PRESIDENT CURTIS KAAAANYOOOON!
King: Is this prep for Kanyon’s re-election campaign or what?
Hawke: I don’t know, but just shut up and enjoy! The energy in this place is palpable!
King: Hey, don’t tell me to shut up!
Totally Sanctioned Debate
President Curtis Kanyon vs James Raymond
President Curtis Kanyon vs James Raymond
Curtis and James stand at there podiums and Bonnie stands off to the side.
Bonnie Jenkins: Now gentlemen, in preparation for your non-sanctioned match, we have set up this totally sanctioned debate, so you can both get your points across as to why the fans should stand behind you in your battle. So, Mr. President, first question goes to you. How does it feel to be able to step back into the ring after your injury.
Curtis looks off into the distance and rubs his chin. He then clears his throat and leans into the microphone.
Curtis: Well…
Curtis pushes his podium over and charges at James Raymond! He starts throwing fists, and James retaliates with punches of his own. Bonnie Jenkins quickly exits the ring. Kanyon and Raymond grapple and fall into Raymond’s podium, toppling it over as well. Secret Service enter the ring and immediately tries to pull them apart. Dar just stays back and watches. They pull Kanyon away from Raymond and let both superstars stand up. Raymond shoves the Secret Service guy holding him out of the way and charges at Curtis, his guard gets between the two and gets The Broken Platinum to the face!
Hawke: Well, that dove tailed quickly.
King: See, this I understand!
The knocked out guard flies into Kanyon, sending them both back into a corner. The previously shoved guard grabs Raymond around the waist and pulls him back again. Kanyon steps over the unconscious man and charges at Raymond. Raymond escapes the guard’s graps and Kanyon ends up hitting the guard with the BANG!
King: Yeah! Let them fight!
Hawke: Man, I finally thought we were getting some decorum around here.
Kanyon gets up unphased and turns around and he and Raymond start punching each other all over again. More security comes rushing out and they fill up the ring. They start trying to get between Curtis and James, and they start punching the security guards! Curtis hits one with a haymaker! Raymond delivers a high kick to another! Curtis beil tosses another guard into some others. James judo throws one guard down and goes from the crouch position into a pounce back onto the President!
Hawke: These guys really really hate each other King! They will not be denied!
King: Well… yeah.
Now the locker room starts spilling out! Primal, Vincent Draven, Dylan Black, Feargal Nukebuster, Lord Dominicus, Sakura Haze, Drago, Kyle Anderson, and a lot of other of your favorite wrestlers come down to the ring and start pulling Kanyon and Raymond away from each other. Kanyon and Raymond still trying to swipe at each other as dozens of wrestlers are now between them, screaming obscenities at each other and frothing at the mouth. Half the wrestlers are able to force Kanyon out of the ring, Kanyon fighting with every step. Raymond gets pushes into a corner and holds his hands up, finally giving in to being restrained. Once his half of wrestlers have let their guard down, James Raymond bobs and weaves between them all and dives over the top rope, landing on Curtis Kanyon and a gaggle of other wrestlers!
King: Holy crap!
Hawke: This is insanity!
Kanyon and Raymond start hailing punches on each other all over again for a few seconds before the wrestlers are able to separate them again. Kanyon is pushed up the ramp as Raymond is pushed in the opposite direction, finally putting a good amount of space between the two, but their rage filled eyes are still locked on each other.
Hawke: I cannot wait to see these two go at it at Night of Anonymous!
King: Yeah, this thing was sanctioned, no one will get between these two in there Non-Sanctioned Match.
Hawke: Now let’s try to calm down as we get ready for the next X*Crown qualifier!
Bonnie Jenkins: Ladies and Gentleman our next match is set for one fall, introducing first hailing from Yokohama, Japan, standing at 5'4" and weighing a slim 122 pounds she is the SSS 2018 Mach 20 winner Nausicaä Suzuki!!!
"花を焼べて 詩を焼べて
誰より険しく美しく
あの日の傷ももらった愛も
全て焼べて 光の方へ"
With those words "Tsuki to Hanataba" plays its way into the arena. Shortly afterward Nausicaä, holding a stuffed cat she calls Charles in her right hand, appears upon the stage with a bright, proud, smile and blows the cheering audience a kiss before heading down the rampway. Once at ringside Suzuki blows smiles and waves at the crowd before rolling herself into the ring. After entering the ring Nausicaä makes her way over to the furthest ropes to sits on the middle rope and lean back before smiling more cheerfully at the people in attendance tonight while cuddling Charles close to herself.
Hawke: This youngster has a lot of energy King, can't wait to see how she fares against her opponent.
King: Me either, Joey, should be a very, very interesting matchup indeed.
Bonnie Jenkins: ...And introducing her opponent hailing from Mexico City, Mexico, standing at 6'3" and weighing in at a hard 233 pounds he is "The Ancient One" JYNN!!!
The arena goes dark as colored spotlights start to shine down on the entrance ramp revealing "The Ancient One" standing there as "Play With Me" by I.C.P. begins to play throughout the place. Jynn stands there looking out at the audience as they boo him. He begins to bounce around a bit as he prepares to head to the ring. A few fans throw some trash at him as he runs down the ramp jumping up into the ring clear over the top rope. As he gets to his feet he stands in his corner waiting for the bell to ring.
Hawke: This guy is a bit of creepy and old school wouldn't you say, King?
King: Absolutely but he makes no claim not to be a matter of fact he calls himself "The Ancient One" which mean old. A bit sadistic maybe even a bit revealing but funny in my opinion.
Hawke: Well, the referee is now in the ring with these two so let's get the match going.
Winner Goes on to Night of Champions Main Event
Nausicaa Suzuki (SSS) vs Jynn (LXW)
Nausicaa Suzuki (SSS) vs Jynn (LXW)
The referee calls for the bell as the two competitors start off by circling each other, Nausicaä Suzuki rushes in attempting to shoot for the legs of Jynn but Jynn quickly darts out of the way and kicks Nausicaä Suzuki in the ribs. She jumps as she gets nailed by Jynn's kick. Jynn doesn't stop there as he delivers a second and attempts a third but Nausicaä Suzuki quickly scrambles to her feet and rushes away from Jynn.
Hawke: Jynn's laying in with those kicks.
King: Yeah, and I'm pretty sure that first shot probably broke a rib or two on Nausicaä.
Hawke: Let's hope not the match just started.
Nausicaä Suzuki stands over in the corner as Jynn stares at her from across the ring. The crowd watches as both competitors charge each other as they both attempt a crossbody colliding in midair. As they hit the mat they both reach for the other as they try to get the advantage. Jynn gets a grip on the neck of Nausicaä Suzuki and snapmare's her to the mat following it up with a sleeper hold.
Hawke: Looks as if Jynn is trying to wear down the former Suzuki Blits Wrestling owner.
King: That would make sense if she can't breathe she can't keep up or better yet getaway.
Hawke: Absolutely, it will make it easier for Jynn to finish her off when the time comes.
King: If the time comes you can't count the Nausicaä out, just like you can't count out the comeback of Suzuki Blitz Wrestling.
Nausicaä Suzuki struggles to get out of the sleeper but the hold is sinched in pretty tight as Jynn has a huge smile on his face as the crowd cheers for both competitors. Nausicaä Suzuki tries to rally as you can see her start pounding her fist on the mat and her legs start to shake as she begins to squirm. Jynn, instantly releases the hold spinning Nausicaä Suzuki around nailing her with a stiff forearm and jumping on her as he mounts her delivering repeated forearms and elbows.
Hawke: This match has turned into a real fight now King.
King: About time Hawke, these two need to get used to fighting this isn't auditions for Soccer its qualifiers for an X*Crown title shot and well it's going to be a fight there.
Jynn continues to ground and pound Nausicaä Suzuki as the fans are going crazy loving the action. The referee steps in trying to find out if Nausicaä Suzuki wants to quit but she refuses to give up. Jynn, with repeated elbows and forearms, has the mouth of Nausicaä Suzuki bleeding but she struggles and fights her way to the ropes breaking it up as the referee forces Jynn to get off of Nausicaä Suzuki.
Hawke: The referee should probably go ahead and call this match.
King: Not in a match this important they don't, a referee calls a match because of a little blood and the XHF Owners will have their heads, along with the fans.
Hawke: Well, looks as if Jynn's going to the top rope.
While Nausicaä Suzuki gathers up the strength to make it to her feet Jynn stands in the nearby corner waiting. Just as Nausicaä Suzuki makes it to her feet and turns towards Jynn, Jynn delivers a running forearm followed up with a 630 off the top rope driving Nausicaä Suzuki back to the ground.
Hawke: "Smoke & Mirrors", "Smoke & Mirrors", "Smoke & Mirrors"!!!
King: And it looks as if he's not done.
Jynn quickly clamps on an extreme kneebar trying to force Nausicaä Suzuki to tap out within seconds. But she refuses to tap as a wild look comes over her as she begins to fight back almost possessed. As she squirms her way out of the extreme kneebar she manages to slip Jynn into a grounded octopus stretch. You can see the pain in the eyes of Jynn but he refuses to tap as the referee check with him.
Hawke: "Destiny", "Destiny", Destiny", "Destiny"!!!
King: Appears as if Nausicaä has turned things around Hawke.
Jynn struggles until he manages to make it close enough to the ring to force the break, the referee begins the count until Nausicaä Suzuki releases the hold. She steps back as she is starting to feel the crowds energy she watches Jynn as he slowly rises to his feet she delivers a devastating running big boot as Jynn crumbles to the ground she jumps on top of him hooking both legs as the referee slides in for the three counts.
One...
Two...
Three...
The referee quickly calls for the bell.
Hawke: "Dream Crusher" Nausicaä Suzuki just won the match with "Dream Crusher" what a way to win.
King: What a match lets go to the ring and Bonnie Jenkins and get the official word.
Bonnie Jenkins: Ladies and gentleman your winner by pinfall and advancing to the main event of Night of Champions for a shot at the Xcrown championship she is Nausicaä Suzuki!!!!
As Jynn lies on the ring mat as the referee raises the hand of Nausicaä Suzuki the ring is engulfed in smokeless fire as the lights go out just for a moment as they come back on and the fire fades away Nausicaä Suzuki and the referee are the only ones left in the ring as Jynn is nowhere to be found.
Hawke: That was extremely creepy and an extremely amazing match.
King: Yeah, that was a great qualifier now let's get to the ring and see what's next.
Hawke: Folks we've had one heck of a night of action so far and we're not quite done yet! It's time for the main event, featuring Weaselpop and Subject #42 facing off against each other in what will surely be a brutal bout!
King: You said it! I'm surprised they're not both caged up!
Hawke: Well, I mean, sometimes Subject #42 is, but he's been let off his chain tonight
King: Frankly, I think this is too dangerous for us!
Hawke: That's right, and Mongo agrees, luckily. Therefore we're gonna hand things off to MCCW owner and commentator, Aleister Mayfield and he can take us home
King: Wait, what?
Hawke: Have a great night guys and enjoy the main event!
Winner Goes on to Night of Champions Main Event
Weaselpop (MCCW) vs Subject #42 (DW)
Weaselpop (MCCW) vs Subject #42 (DW)