Post by SteveMurdock on Jul 14, 2019 20:53:54 GMT -5
The scene opens in the boiler room of the arena in Riyadh, where we see the silhouette of Steve Murdock. He’s laid back against the cold brick wall, semiconscious, his face and the blackened part of the top of his head are the only features visible in the shadows. He opens his mouth and a familiar voice speaks....
“Sorry, the number you have dialed cannot be reached at this point and time, please try again later...”
We cut to a cartoonish looking living room, brown wood floors, white walls with a single window, and a red chair with a kendo stick and barbed wire 2x4 nestled comfortably in the seat.
“Hey guys, wake up!!”
Shifting a little in the chair, the board and stick open their large, googlie eyes and look around. A steel chair slides into the room from underneath the red chair, stands up and leans against it.
Barbie:”Charlie!, what’s up?”
Charlie, the chair, tears in his eyes, starts fidgeting and mumbling to himself.
Charlie:”Stevie’s broken guys, he’s broken, he got electrocuted at Pandemonium, and since then he hasn’t spoken, eaten or even...”
Kenny:”Even what?”
Charlie gets closer to the two and leans in closer.
Charlie:”Poo..”
Barbie:”Okay, we get it, have you tried unplugging him and plugging him back in?”
Charlie:”Yeah.”
Kennny:”Did you try calling 611?”
Charlie:”All I got were creepy noises and really scary laughing.”
Kenny:”That sounds about right, maybe next time press 0 to get to an operator.”
Barbie:”Never mind that, what do we do, Stevie’s got to get ready for Anarchy 50.”
The three turn expectantly to the camera.
All three:”Can you think of anything to wake Stevie up before his big match?”
They pause for a couple of minutes until a child in the invisible studio audience that somehow exists in these types of shows pipes up with “Sing a song?”
Barbie:”Great idea, let’s sing him a song.”
Charlie:”But I can’t sing all that well, the most I can do is rap.”
Kenny:”That’s okay Charlie, if we put our hearts into it, I think Stevie will appreciate our effort, so let’s give it our best try.”
Barbie:”And a one, and a two and a three...”
All three: “If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands/ If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands/ If you turned you back on Steve and made him really peeved/ If you stabbed the back of Steve, your name is D...
Barbie:”Wait, that is’t right, we need something a little peppier!”
Kenny:”But all I have is flash paper!”
Charlie:”Just watch your eyes where you throw it, right Andy?”
All three:”Burn, Burn, Burn your face, gently in the ring/Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily/The pain will make you scream...”
Charlie:”I think that did it!!”
Back in the boiler room, we see Murdock startling himself awake, he runs his hand through what’s left of his hair, and gets up to his feet.
SM:”That’s the last time I eat Taco Bell and fly..”
He grabs the bag of tools and slings over his shoulder, an evil grin on his face.
SM:”Time to go to work.”
“Sorry, the number you have dialed cannot be reached at this point and time, please try again later...”
We cut to a cartoonish looking living room, brown wood floors, white walls with a single window, and a red chair with a kendo stick and barbed wire 2x4 nestled comfortably in the seat.
“Hey guys, wake up!!”
Shifting a little in the chair, the board and stick open their large, googlie eyes and look around. A steel chair slides into the room from underneath the red chair, stands up and leans against it.
Barbie:”Charlie!, what’s up?”
Charlie, the chair, tears in his eyes, starts fidgeting and mumbling to himself.
Charlie:”Stevie’s broken guys, he’s broken, he got electrocuted at Pandemonium, and since then he hasn’t spoken, eaten or even...”
Kenny:”Even what?”
Charlie gets closer to the two and leans in closer.
Charlie:”Poo..”
Barbie:”Okay, we get it, have you tried unplugging him and plugging him back in?”
Charlie:”Yeah.”
Kennny:”Did you try calling 611?”
Charlie:”All I got were creepy noises and really scary laughing.”
Kenny:”That sounds about right, maybe next time press 0 to get to an operator.”
Barbie:”Never mind that, what do we do, Stevie’s got to get ready for Anarchy 50.”
The three turn expectantly to the camera.
All three:”Can you think of anything to wake Stevie up before his big match?”
They pause for a couple of minutes until a child in the invisible studio audience that somehow exists in these types of shows pipes up with “Sing a song?”
Barbie:”Great idea, let’s sing him a song.”
Charlie:”But I can’t sing all that well, the most I can do is rap.”
Kenny:”That’s okay Charlie, if we put our hearts into it, I think Stevie will appreciate our effort, so let’s give it our best try.”
Barbie:”And a one, and a two and a three...”
All three: “If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands/ If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands/ If you turned you back on Steve and made him really peeved/ If you stabbed the back of Steve, your name is D...
Barbie:”Wait, that is’t right, we need something a little peppier!”
Kenny:”But all I have is flash paper!”
Charlie:”Just watch your eyes where you throw it, right Andy?”
All three:”Burn, Burn, Burn your face, gently in the ring/Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily/The pain will make you scream...”
Charlie:”I think that did it!!”
Back in the boiler room, we see Murdock startling himself awake, he runs his hand through what’s left of his hair, and gets up to his feet.
SM:”That’s the last time I eat Taco Bell and fly..”
He grabs the bag of tools and slings over his shoulder, an evil grin on his face.
SM:”Time to go to work.”
