Post by paulyginsberg on Jul 16, 2019 10:17:33 GMT -5
Bebs Lyft drops him at the corner of Poinsettia Road and Lavender Drive in Points unknown. The sign out front reads "Dr Gonzo's Miracle Cures".
Waiting inside when he opens the door are shelves filled with unlabeled bottles filled with various colors of liquids either bubbling, steaming, spitting, fizzing, murmuring, contemplating, complaining or a mixture of the lot.
Ida comes out from the back with her new WW sized boobs supported by a shelf on her walker. She's wearing a very impractical French maids outfit with a feathery duster sticking out behind her bum like a tail supported in a way that you don't want to even think about an 89 year old woman doing.
Joe: Damn kids and their fashion.
Ida looks over at Beb and starts to drool at the site of his elephant part that he can't even attempt to hide.
Joe: hey my eyes are up here. Where the fuck is Gonzo.
With a great effort Ida turns her walker around and walks toward the back of the store through a beaded curtain door.
Ida: Dr Daddy, there's a yummy looking man her to see you.
Moments later a very energized young man in a lab coat worn over his boxer shorts shoots out from the back of the store his eyes dart around unable to settle on Joe and he reaches up to dust some white powder off of his face.
Gonzo: Joe, you're alive? That's my favorite type of patient.
Gonzo's eyes roll up into his head as he thinks.
Gonzo: although you can have a lot of fun with some of the dead ones.
He looks at the white powder that's transferred from his face to his hand and smiles.
Gonzo: so how's the penis treating you buddy.
Joe looks down at his penis with a weird look of concern on his face.
Joe: it's my mind Doc, every since I got the new penis I've been having these weird urges.
Gonzo: dead people? Men? Jars filled with microwaved honey? Dead men filled with honey straight from the microwave? That's not weird, society just has to many hang ups.
Joe: no doc…. I uh, went to the zoo and my Penis kind of had a mind of its own.
Gonzo: of course it did where do you think the mind is? In the head? You think the brains in the head? Are you some kind of stooge for big medicine now with their weird ideas about a brain in the head? Everyones brain is in their penis why do you think women can't do math?
Joe: something to do with vacuums?
Gonzo: are you stupid Joe.
Joe looks down at his penis.
Joe: apparently I have the biggest brain if any man on Earth. But look doc these thoughts in my head about elephants are freaking me out?
Gonzo: everyone has those thoughts elephants are sexy as fuck Joe.
Joe: what?!?!
Gonzo: Elephants are sexy as fuck, you know it's true. Don't worry about your urges just focus on your career and showing off that robo- penis of yours.
Joe: what?!?! I don't want to be attracted to elephants. And wait my penis isn't a robot?!?!
Gonzo: not technically but I put all those attachments on it to help you at work.
Joe: attachments?
Gonzo: you didn't try to stun gun? The blender? Tell me you tried the breast pump at least or any of the others.
Joe: maybe it's the Alzheimer's but I'm kinda confused right now.
Gonzo get down on his knees and starts to mess with Joe's cock for a few minutes.
Gonzo: did I forget to give you the charger? Damnit all the attachments are completely dead. Don't worry it's a turbo charger I'll go grab it you'll just have to stay plugged in for half and hour and it'll all be ready to go ….. well maybe 45 minutes for the breast pump.
Joe: why a breast pump.
Gonzo: *laughing* don't be stupid. Those other wrestlers won't know what hit em when you turn on that breast pump.
Joe: I'm so confused.
Gonzo: that's what she said.
Waiting inside when he opens the door are shelves filled with unlabeled bottles filled with various colors of liquids either bubbling, steaming, spitting, fizzing, murmuring, contemplating, complaining or a mixture of the lot.
Ida comes out from the back with her new WW sized boobs supported by a shelf on her walker. She's wearing a very impractical French maids outfit with a feathery duster sticking out behind her bum like a tail supported in a way that you don't want to even think about an 89 year old woman doing.
Joe: Damn kids and their fashion.
Ida looks over at Beb and starts to drool at the site of his elephant part that he can't even attempt to hide.
Joe: hey my eyes are up here. Where the fuck is Gonzo.
With a great effort Ida turns her walker around and walks toward the back of the store through a beaded curtain door.
Ida: Dr Daddy, there's a yummy looking man her to see you.
Moments later a very energized young man in a lab coat worn over his boxer shorts shoots out from the back of the store his eyes dart around unable to settle on Joe and he reaches up to dust some white powder off of his face.
Gonzo: Joe, you're alive? That's my favorite type of patient.
Gonzo's eyes roll up into his head as he thinks.
Gonzo: although you can have a lot of fun with some of the dead ones.
He looks at the white powder that's transferred from his face to his hand and smiles.
Gonzo: so how's the penis treating you buddy.
Joe looks down at his penis with a weird look of concern on his face.
Joe: it's my mind Doc, every since I got the new penis I've been having these weird urges.
Gonzo: dead people? Men? Jars filled with microwaved honey? Dead men filled with honey straight from the microwave? That's not weird, society just has to many hang ups.
Joe: no doc…. I uh, went to the zoo and my Penis kind of had a mind of its own.
Gonzo: of course it did where do you think the mind is? In the head? You think the brains in the head? Are you some kind of stooge for big medicine now with their weird ideas about a brain in the head? Everyones brain is in their penis why do you think women can't do math?
Joe: something to do with vacuums?
Gonzo: are you stupid Joe.
Joe looks down at his penis.
Joe: apparently I have the biggest brain if any man on Earth. But look doc these thoughts in my head about elephants are freaking me out?
Gonzo: everyone has those thoughts elephants are sexy as fuck Joe.
Joe: what?!?!
Gonzo: Elephants are sexy as fuck, you know it's true. Don't worry about your urges just focus on your career and showing off that robo- penis of yours.
Joe: what?!?! I don't want to be attracted to elephants. And wait my penis isn't a robot?!?!
Gonzo: not technically but I put all those attachments on it to help you at work.
Joe: attachments?
Gonzo: you didn't try to stun gun? The blender? Tell me you tried the breast pump at least or any of the others.
Joe: maybe it's the Alzheimer's but I'm kinda confused right now.
Gonzo get down on his knees and starts to mess with Joe's cock for a few minutes.
Gonzo: did I forget to give you the charger? Damnit all the attachments are completely dead. Don't worry it's a turbo charger I'll go grab it you'll just have to stay plugged in for half and hour and it'll all be ready to go ….. well maybe 45 minutes for the breast pump.
Joe: why a breast pump.
Gonzo: *laughing* don't be stupid. Those other wrestlers won't know what hit em when you turn on that breast pump.
Joe: I'm so confused.
Gonzo: that's what she said.
