Post by Abdul bin Hussain on Jul 16, 2019 14:09:54 GMT -5
The sun is shining really brightly which is no surprise as the pictures were coming directly from Riyadh, Saudi Arabia but more importantly it was from a bit of desert somewhere nearby. There was a big umbrella with the American flag printed upon it set up with a deck chair planted underneath it.
Sat upon the deck chair was Xander Joseph. His only clothing visible was his Donald Trump t-shirt. Sweat drips down his face.
XANDER JOSEPH: A lot has happened since the big man’s graced a Riot Star Wrestling ring; having beaten that chick who left the promotion in a disgrace after that leaked sex tape with those two juggalo clowns that had their hands on the RSW Tag Championships for a while and there was nothing that Xander Joseph could do but take a little break from the promotion for a bit to try and get into the best physical shape he could be. I do not need to be in peak shape if I’m to compete seriously in this promotion if you’ve seen the state of most of the promotion BUT not me, I’m perfect.
He hesitated for a few moments before he continued.
XANDER JOSEPH: So much had changed in the American Heroes time away; Awoken had gone all together, taking with them all their little limpets too. Shane Mitchell had successfully defended his world championship belt by giving his painted nemesis D explosives diarrhoea by shoving a firework into a place even his mother wouldn’t want to go. Now that was a freaky time especially as I was sat at home watching it from my couch.
Xander shrugged his shoulders as he knew that by disrespecting the number one contender for the RSW World Champion may get him noticed more.
XANDER JOSEPH: Anyway I’m not here to talk about what happened whilst I was away am I? No, I’m out to talk about the future. Anarchy 50 is just around the corner and the brought me back out here to Riyadh, Saudi Arabia to face this cat Jon Roberts. I must be truthful with you I tried to find stuff on him. I looked on YouTube, nothing; I looked on Social Media, I found squat; hell I even looked under a goddamn rock and found nothing on this enigma.
He ran his fingers through his neatly trimmed beard. His dark eyes gave a look of disdain which was pouring from them. To say he was angry was an understatement.
XANDER JOSEPH: This guy is a nobody in professional wrestling; there is nothing out there to take the shit out of as I don’t even know if he’s some liberal punk that doesn’t believe in the second coming of the great Donald Trump. Hell, he could be a fan of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Going by his head shots he does look like the sort that would follow AOC but who am I to judge. I’ll just flame him on Twitter like the President does. Which gets me thinking; can we deport those degenerates that call themselves by the Bastards? They shouldn’t be anywhere except for their cesspools.
He pulled out a handkerchief and wiped his brow.
XANDER JOSEPH: Can you believe that not counting the pay per views and the super shows that there have been fifty Anarchy shows? It is mind blowing isn’t it? Breath taking some could say. Anyway the powers that be in Riot Star Wrestling booked me on this show to take on this new comer; being brought out to sunny Saudi Arabia which is a great ally to the United States of America. This is going to be fun for me but not so much Jon who is being brought out to the biggest show in RSW’s history and jobbed out to this guy. Jon seems to want to come across as the future of this industry but he ain’t anything.
Xander inclined his head slightly to the left for a few seconds before a smirk crossed his bearded face.
XANDER JOSEPH: Saudi Arabia has been such a good visit. As you can see we’ve been able to ride the camels and shoot AK-47’s out in the desert. Now these fun times make me so homesick for America but it’s all building to me beating Jon which will make me feel like I’m home again. America is the greatest country on the planet but Saudi Arabia’s not far behind, well except for their beer regulations.
He smirked and looked directly into the camera before he continued.
XANDER JOSEPH: What happens after this all goes down? Does Xander Joseph get back on track with his wrestling career? After whoopin’ the ass of Jon Roberts who should he go for? Should he jump back into the title picture and try and take out Zepp or that luchador punk? Should he take out the butt hurt D or maybe even try and build his career back up from rock bottom? Well, above Jon that is so not quite rock bottom.
Xander smiled. His teeth filled his whole face.
XANDER JOSEPH: Anarchy 50 will see the return of some of the RSW Superstars from the past, maybe we’ll even see the ghost of PT Merciless which would be fun to see; well not really but I’ve been asked to say that by management as they don’t want the show to be haunted, but I ain’t afraid of no ghosts! Which reminds me; America’s Hero saw that Hunter Valentyne had managed to work out how to upload some kind of promo to the Network for the fans to see. I think the words delusional and fuck-tard spring to mind. Usually he is the sort of guy that gravitates to the Trump administration BUT even they’d not want anything to do with them.
Xander stood up and took off his t-shirt and was stood in front of the camera in a Mankini blazoned with the flag of America.
XANDER JOSEPH: Anyway, that’s the end of that little rant and it’s now time for the American hero Xander Joseph to go for a ride in the desert on some camel called Delilah!
Sat upon the deck chair was Xander Joseph. His only clothing visible was his Donald Trump t-shirt. Sweat drips down his face.
XANDER JOSEPH: A lot has happened since the big man’s graced a Riot Star Wrestling ring; having beaten that chick who left the promotion in a disgrace after that leaked sex tape with those two juggalo clowns that had their hands on the RSW Tag Championships for a while and there was nothing that Xander Joseph could do but take a little break from the promotion for a bit to try and get into the best physical shape he could be. I do not need to be in peak shape if I’m to compete seriously in this promotion if you’ve seen the state of most of the promotion BUT not me, I’m perfect.
He hesitated for a few moments before he continued.
XANDER JOSEPH: So much had changed in the American Heroes time away; Awoken had gone all together, taking with them all their little limpets too. Shane Mitchell had successfully defended his world championship belt by giving his painted nemesis D explosives diarrhoea by shoving a firework into a place even his mother wouldn’t want to go. Now that was a freaky time especially as I was sat at home watching it from my couch.
Xander shrugged his shoulders as he knew that by disrespecting the number one contender for the RSW World Champion may get him noticed more.
XANDER JOSEPH: Anyway I’m not here to talk about what happened whilst I was away am I? No, I’m out to talk about the future. Anarchy 50 is just around the corner and the brought me back out here to Riyadh, Saudi Arabia to face this cat Jon Roberts. I must be truthful with you I tried to find stuff on him. I looked on YouTube, nothing; I looked on Social Media, I found squat; hell I even looked under a goddamn rock and found nothing on this enigma.
He ran his fingers through his neatly trimmed beard. His dark eyes gave a look of disdain which was pouring from them. To say he was angry was an understatement.
XANDER JOSEPH: This guy is a nobody in professional wrestling; there is nothing out there to take the shit out of as I don’t even know if he’s some liberal punk that doesn’t believe in the second coming of the great Donald Trump. Hell, he could be a fan of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Going by his head shots he does look like the sort that would follow AOC but who am I to judge. I’ll just flame him on Twitter like the President does. Which gets me thinking; can we deport those degenerates that call themselves by the Bastards? They shouldn’t be anywhere except for their cesspools.
He pulled out a handkerchief and wiped his brow.
XANDER JOSEPH: Can you believe that not counting the pay per views and the super shows that there have been fifty Anarchy shows? It is mind blowing isn’t it? Breath taking some could say. Anyway the powers that be in Riot Star Wrestling booked me on this show to take on this new comer; being brought out to sunny Saudi Arabia which is a great ally to the United States of America. This is going to be fun for me but not so much Jon who is being brought out to the biggest show in RSW’s history and jobbed out to this guy. Jon seems to want to come across as the future of this industry but he ain’t anything.
Xander inclined his head slightly to the left for a few seconds before a smirk crossed his bearded face.
XANDER JOSEPH: Saudi Arabia has been such a good visit. As you can see we’ve been able to ride the camels and shoot AK-47’s out in the desert. Now these fun times make me so homesick for America but it’s all building to me beating Jon which will make me feel like I’m home again. America is the greatest country on the planet but Saudi Arabia’s not far behind, well except for their beer regulations.
He smirked and looked directly into the camera before he continued.
XANDER JOSEPH: What happens after this all goes down? Does Xander Joseph get back on track with his wrestling career? After whoopin’ the ass of Jon Roberts who should he go for? Should he jump back into the title picture and try and take out Zepp or that luchador punk? Should he take out the butt hurt D or maybe even try and build his career back up from rock bottom? Well, above Jon that is so not quite rock bottom.
Xander smiled. His teeth filled his whole face.
XANDER JOSEPH: Anarchy 50 will see the return of some of the RSW Superstars from the past, maybe we’ll even see the ghost of PT Merciless which would be fun to see; well not really but I’ve been asked to say that by management as they don’t want the show to be haunted, but I ain’t afraid of no ghosts! Which reminds me; America’s Hero saw that Hunter Valentyne had managed to work out how to upload some kind of promo to the Network for the fans to see. I think the words delusional and fuck-tard spring to mind. Usually he is the sort of guy that gravitates to the Trump administration BUT even they’d not want anything to do with them.
Xander stood up and took off his t-shirt and was stood in front of the camera in a Mankini blazoned with the flag of America.
XANDER JOSEPH: Anyway, that’s the end of that little rant and it’s now time for the American hero Xander Joseph to go for a ride in the desert on some camel called Delilah!
