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CHAMPOON WRASSLIN GOES HEAD TO HEAD WITH DESTINY WRESTLING | WEDNESDAY JULY 24TH, WEEK OF GOLD | LIVE FROM THE MOON
Robert the Gay Cowboy Robot (CW) vs "The Author" Travis Monroe (DW)
Match Style: Dice
REF: INTRODUCING FIRST, REPRESENTING CW...
REF: ROBERT
REF: THE GAY
REF: COWBOY
REF: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Robert: *As the song starts up, we see robot rise up onto the stage from below, wearing his cowboy outfit. The song itself happens to be playing from speakers on his body. He saunters his way down to the ring, bumping and grinding with the song. Slowly getting into the ring, he attempts to get the crowd into the chorus of GAY COWBOY ROBOTS NEED LOVE TOO! to no avail....He tosses the hat off, and slowly removes the chaps, leaving him just in a black speedo and cowboy boots.*
REF: ROBERT HAS BEEN HELPING JEFE THIS ENTIRE TIME, A FIXTURE SINCE NEAR THE BEGINNING BUT IS HE IN OVER HIS HEAD, HERE ON THE MOON?
REF: HIS OPPONENT, REPRESENTING DW...
REF: TRAVIS
REF: MOOOOOOOOOONNNROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEE
Monroe: *"Do You Really Want It?" by Nothing More can heard faintly in the distance. It get louder and louder as a glimmer of steel can be seen on the horizon. Suddenly a Lunar Rover zooms into and races toward the ring. It does a few laps around the ring before the driver stops it and gets off. He removes his space helmet to reveal it's Travis Monroe. He heads into the ring and removes the space suit to reveal his ring gear and a T-Shirt with "The Saga" on the front and "Famous or Forgotten" on the back*
REF: MONROE HAS BECOME SOMETHING OF A HIT IN DESTINY
REF: HE IS A FORMER HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION
REF: BUT DOES HE HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO CONQUER A ROBOT COWBOY?
REF: BOTH MEN HAVE 3 XP
REF: SCRAMBLE FOR SIDES
Robert: Right
REF: ROB ON THE RIGHT, MONROE ON THE LEFT
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D4 (3 1)]
**DING DING DING**
REF: THERE'S THE BELL
Robert: "Hey Big boy. You're an author right?"
Robert: *smirks at Monroe*
Robert: "Maybe you can write me in an erotic novel"
Monroe: Irish whips Robert in the ropes, then pops him up into the air, before using the ropes to springboard up to him a grab him driving into the ring with a massive Brainbuster
Robert: Take a few steps towards Monroe, before pushing off to fly towards him crotch first with a huge takedown! (FO)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2d10 (8 9)]
REF: ROBERT USING THE LACK OF GRAVITY TO HIS ADVANTAGE
REF: LIKE A MISSILE, BALLS FIRST
REF: BLOOD?
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (2 10)]
REF: NO...
Robert: *hits Monroe full force with his crotch nearly taking his head off in the process!*
Robert: *is currently sitting on Monroe's chest outside the ring*
Robert: "Aaaaand....up we go!"
Monroe: Grabs the Robot currently sitting on his face and stand up before tossing him it the ring post with a powerbomb followed by a spear has he bounces off of it (FO)*
Robert: Grab Monroe by the neck and jump like, 12 feet straight up. transition him into a muscle buster position mid-air. as you are falling,Hit him with a HUGE butt bomb outside, forming a crater on the impact!
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2d10 (3 4)]
REF: ROBERT AGAIN, THIS TIME SOARING INTO THE AIR
REF: KINNNIKKKUUUU BUSSTAAAHHHH
REF: THE CRATER IS HUGE!
Robert: *clambers out of the crater and grinds for the crowd, writhing in ecstasy*
Monroe: *pulls himself out of the crater, smacks his head to the lunar dust out of his ears*
Robert: Grab Monroe and jump right into the ring from the outside hitting a HUGE side slam!
Monroe: Elbows the Robot and reserves the hold into a Cradle Piledriver (Big Ben Bash) (FO)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2d10 (1 5)]
REF: ROBERT KEEPS PILING IT ON, HUGE SIDE SLAM
REF: CAN ANYONE STOP MR ROBOTTO?
Monroe: *hits the ring with enough force the he pops back up in the air landing on his feet, the drops to knee clutching his ribs*
Monroe: Runs a the robot and catches him a massive backflip German suplex
Robert: drag Monroe into the corner and shit him down in it. Run to the opposite corner and crouch, slapping your ass a few times. Run at him full force and jump 15 feet into the air, landing on his chest with a HUGE impact! bounce up and down on him a few more times.(Setup)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2d10 (3 10)]
REF: ROBERT FORCES MONROE INTO THE CORNER
REF: HUGE LEAPING BRONCO BUSTER
REF: ROBERT WAS SOARING!
REF: AND NOW HE'S 1.5+ WITH MOMENTUM!
Monroe: Pops out the corner and Spears the robot in half (FO)
Robert: Somehow catch Monroe mid-spear, jump up AS HIGH AS HE CAN and plant him in the center of the ring with a ddt so that his head goes through the mat!(OTTR)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2d10 (3 8)]
REF: ROBERT AGAIN, CATCHES MONROE AND LEAPS TALL! DDT RIGHT THROUGH THE MAT!
REF: BLOOD ON MONROE?
REF: ROBERT STILL 1.5+
Monroe: *rolls out from under the ring and gets something out of the lunar rover*
Robert: *chuckles inside the ring and blares some airhorn stuff.*
Monroe: Hops on the Robots back and opens up his service panel placing a magnet inside causing him the malfunction (FO, Switch)
REF: MONROE TO THE RIGHT
Robert: attempt to finish Monroe off by placing him in a piledriver position, with his head tucked down the front of roberts speedo. Using secret rocket boosters, fly up into the air a good 200 feet. as you fall to the moon start flipping until FINALLY you explode in a fiery ball on impact basically destroying the ring and himself in the process! ROBOSEXUAL DRIVER! (FOTP)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (5 7)]
REF: COMEBACK MONROE
REF: MONROE LEAPS ON TOP OF THE ROBOT AND EXPOSES HIM
REF: MAGNET TO THE SENSITIVE AREAS!
REF: OIL?
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (2 5)]
REF: NO...
Robert: *vibrates wildly before removing the magnet*
Robert: "Hey, thanks baby, that felt real good."
Robert: *licks his lips*
Robert: "Want me to return the favor?"
Robert: *stalk slowly towards the author*
Monroe: grabs the robot and slams him into the cornet with a T-Bone Suplex
Robert: Put my hands together with index fingers pointing outwards...... except the index fingers appear to be vibrating! Before the author knows what the hell is happening, I quickly slide behind him and.... VIBRATING KAAAANCHOOOO! (FO)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (7 6)]
REF: MONROE GRABS THE ROBOT...BUT!
REF: INSTEAD
REF: KANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
REF: BLOOD FROM THE ASS?
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (5 7)]
REF: YES!
REF: THAT DOESN'T FEEL SO GOOD MR STARK
Monroe: *Holds his ass while jumping out the ring to the floor*
Robert: leap the ropes with a nice looking swan dive onto monroe outside. (OTMR)
Monroe: Grabs Robot on the way down into a codebreaker (FO)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (10 8)]
REF: ROBERT RUNS TO THE ROPES, LEAPS OFF THE SECOND FOR A SWAN DIVE!
Robert: roll Monroe back into the ring..... and try the explosive ROBOSEXUAL DRIVER once again! (FOTP)
Monroe: Flips Robert over his back and hits a moonsault (OTTR)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (4 2)]
REF: ROBO
REF: SEXUAL
REF: DRIVVVAAAAA
REF: THE COVER AND COUNT
REF: ONE...
REF: TWO...
REF: KICKOUT!!!
REF: ROBERT HAS BEEN TAKING IT TO MONROE
REF: MONROE IS STILL IN IT, BUT FATIGUED!
Monroe: Runs at the robot turning him inside out with a lariat
Robert: I have exploded but somehow the author slips on something and hits his head on the wrecked torso of robert.
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (7 10)]
REF: MONROE FIGHTS BACK A BIT WITH A LARIAT
Robert: *suddenly is reformed and gets turned inside out with a lariat!*
Monroe: runs behind Robert and grabs behind the head for a Full Nelson Sulpex (FO)
Robert: Run at the author grabbing him. Jump from the center of the ring to the top rope, jump AGAIN and hit a brainbuster on the top rope! (OTTR)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (4 1)]
REF: ROBERT SEEMINGLY CAN'T BE STOPPED
REF: THIS IS GETTING MEGA UGLY
Robert: try pinning him again (PIN)
Monroe: Chop block to the Robot left leg severing the hydraulic host in the leg (FO)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (9 7)]
REF: ROBERT LAYS ON TOP FOR THE COVER
REF: ONE...
REF: TWO...
REF: TWO 1/2....
REF: THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**DING DING DING**
REF: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH
REF: ROBERT
Robert: *hops to his feet and twerks his ass off!*
REF: THE GAY
REF: COWBOY
REF: ROOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOT
Feargal Nukebuster (CW) vs Dexter Point (DW)
Match Style: Angled
Chariots of Fire bursts out into the arena through the PA as the crowd go wild for the sensational under-doggy known as Feargal! We cut to Earth where we see MOMMA GAIL walk to the door of his room down in her basement, a "GAMERZ ZONE" sign dangling to one side, on a nail half connected to the chipped door. She knocks on it, a red laundry basket in her right hand. The door SWINGS open and smashes her against the wall. Out-steps Feargal, in his brown suit and tie combo, glasses tilted to one side on his solemn face. His fingers, covered in orange Cheetos, his suit, covered in spilt lemonade and energy drink. He walks up the stairs out of his mother's basement, bumps into UNCLE HOGAN and gives him a nice warm hug as we cut back to the Moon and the screaming fans. Then, from the stage of the moon in a shuttle, comes Feargal. He slowly makes his way onto the ramp, very shy and confined, waving timidly at the audience of fans - big space suit helmet on his head. A little smile creeps across his face, like his favorite meme, Pepe or whatever it's called. Within his hand is a bottle of Monster energy drink, and without any hesitation at all, he guzzles it into his mouth and drops the can. He heads straight to the ring and zero-g walks up it using the ring-steps, standing on the outside of the ropes. The lights shut off and only a spotlight remains on Feargal, he SPITS the Monster energy right into the air as the fans explode with excitement... However the Monster Energy doesn't come back down again, instead it just floats off into the distance.
Savage Sal: Hello everyone! I'm Savage Sal, you probably don't remember me, and I mean of course you don't, I first appeared in DW!
Sperm: OH SNAP! I'm Sperm, one half of the CW World Tag Team Champions and the Demi-God of Atlantis, looking to call the action in this battle of the nerds!
Feargal finally steps into the ring and awaits his opponent... His former betht fwend... Dexter Point...
'White and Nerdy' by Weird Al bursts into the PA as the fans react with loud boos and cheers, but there's a pop none-the-less. Out from the back strolls Dexter Point, dressed in gear making him look (almost) like his rare Charizard card - the one Feargal stole from him to ignite this matchup! He spits some Lucozade into the air as the fans pop huge and he rushes down to the ring, sliding into it and immediately stepping face to face with Feargal. The referee splits the two up as he gets ready to ring the bell.
Sperm: This matchup is HOTTTT!
Savage Sal: Hol' the fuck up, how does this dude come out here not lookin' like Charizard but lookin' like the fuckin' card?!
DING! DING! DING!
The match is underway!
Dexter rushes at Feargal for a clothesline, taking him down straight out of the gate. Feargal snaps back to his feet and is taken down with an arm-drag into an arm-bar submission, showing some of his technical prowess straight out of the gate. Feargal attempts to pull his arm out but Point yanks on it even harder, leading Feargal to roll Point up to the point where he has to let go. As Dexter swivels back to his feet Feargal rushes at him for a shoulder-block take-down, but Dexter side-steps and hooks his legs, tripping him up and applying a headlock. Feargal uses his power to storm onto his knees and shove Dexter off! When Point rushes back at him Feargal hits a desperation big boot, knocking the technical nerd to the mat.
Sperm: Both men showing their style of wrasslin' to kick off!
Savage Sal: It's power versus technicality... 'nd I feel sick - where's the tiddies at?!
Dexter scoops back to his feet as Feargal lifts him up for a body slam, but the leaner of the two reverses it into a hurricanrana that sends Feargal flying into the corner turnbuckle. As Feargal's meat head bounces off of the buckle he turns around into a step-up enziguri followed by an arm-drag into an arm-bar submission hold. This time however he manages to power out of the hold by lifting the dangling Dexter up as though a dumbell, then smashing him against the turnbuckle - the fans cheer like crazy (or so we assume) (they're fighting on the moon).
Savage Sal: Are we just gonna ignore the fact that they're fighting on the moon?! They should be bouncing around the place! AND WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEIR SPACE SUITS?!
Sperm: Um... Well... Uh... Yuki gave them special powers!
Feargal begins to beat his chest and stomp his foot as the fans roar, getting ready for the first "TAP!" since last year! He hits one punch! "TAP!"... He hits another... "TAP!"... The sound of the keyboard starts to rile up... "TAP!"... "TAP!"... "TAP!"... "TA-" NOOOO! Dexter ducks the punch and round-houses Feargal's glasses clean off! The Nukebuster stumbles around not being able to see, he shouts for his glasses but Momma Gail and Uncle Hogan are back on EARTH - UNABLE TO GIVE HIM HELP!
Savage Sal: This character has so many weaknesses you'd think he was the epitome of James Raymond's title reign!
Sperm: BIG OL FAT OL SCARY OL LOUD OL DISCORD OOF!
Feargal attempts to hit the final "TAP!" on Dexter but blindly hits the referee! THEN HE HULKS UP! He becomes the NUKEBUSTER as the fans (at home) go wild, he somehow picks up Dexter onto his shoulders and spins him in the air for the...
ALT-F5!
NO! DEXTER FLOATS OFF INTO THE ATMOSPHERE! HE BEGINS TO FLY AWAY!
Feargal doesn't notice however (due to being blind) and drops to the mat, acting as though he's just hit Dexter with it. He crawls around looking for his body and hooks a leg... But it's not Dexter's... ITS THE REFEREE'S! YOU KNOW, THE ONE HE KNOCKED OUT WITH THE "TAP!"... HE COVERS THE REFEREE AND WAITS FOR THE COUNT! BUT THERE ISN'T ONE!
Dexter is still floating off into the atmosphere! But then... He notices some space debris flying past him! He grabs onto it! Dexter, on the rock, looks down and then.... adjusts his glasses and manages to push himself off of it! He comes flying back to the surface... Landing on Feargal with the...
CALCULATED RISK!
(Moonsault Leg Drop)
Feargal is KO'd by the force of the landing! But because Feargal was KO'd ontop of the KO'd referee by some dumb magic luck the referee uno reversed and woke back up again! Dexter hooks the Feargal's leg as the sound resonates throughout the moon...
ONE...! TWO....! NO!
FEARGAL KICKED OUT! THE CHEESE ALIENS WATCHING FROM A DISTANCE GO WILD!
Dexter can't believe it! Feargal kicked out of the Calculated Risk!
Savage Sal: The fuck... These kids ruinin' the business not sellin' big time moves like that!
Sperm: I AM COMPLETELY ONE HUNDRED PERCENT SHOOKETH!
Dexter attempts to pull Feargal back to his feet, but uno reverse once more bitch and Feargal wakes back up! He yonks Dexter upon his shoulders as the cheese aliens go ballistic! NO! Dexter elbows Feargal in the head! Dexter drops off of Feargal's shoulders and low-blows him... BUT BECAUSE OF THE UNO REVERSE ON THE UNO REVERSE... THE REF IS KO'D! SO HE DOESN'T SEE IT!
Sperm: WHATTTTTTT?!
Feargal drops to his knees as Dexter goes around the front of him... He lifts him up for the patented....
BRAINHAZEEEEEEEEEEE!
THE BRAINBUSTER HITS! FEARGAL IS ONCE MORE KO'D... UNO REVERSE ON THE UNO REVERSE THAT UNO REVERSE'D BITCH! THE REF IS BACK ALIVE AGAIN!
The cover and the count....
ONE....! TWO........! THREE............!
DING! DING! DING!
Dexter Point has done it! Dexter Point has beaten Feargal by dubious means here on the Moon!
Savage Sal: Hello everyone! I'm Savage Sal, you probably don't remember me, and I mean of course you don't, I first appeared in DW!
Sperm: OH SNAP! I'm Sperm, one half of the CW World Tag Team Champions and the Demi-God of Atlantis, looking to call the action in this battle of the nerds!
Feargal finally steps into the ring and awaits his opponent... His former betht fwend... Dexter Point...
'White and Nerdy' by Weird Al bursts into the PA as the fans react with loud boos and cheers, but there's a pop none-the-less. Out from the back strolls Dexter Point, dressed in gear making him look (almost) like his rare Charizard card - the one Feargal stole from him to ignite this matchup! He spits some Lucozade into the air as the fans pop huge and he rushes down to the ring, sliding into it and immediately stepping face to face with Feargal. The referee splits the two up as he gets ready to ring the bell.
Sperm: This matchup is HOTTTT!
Savage Sal: Hol' the fuck up, how does this dude come out here not lookin' like Charizard but lookin' like the fuckin' card?!
DING! DING! DING!
The match is underway!
Dexter rushes at Feargal for a clothesline, taking him down straight out of the gate. Feargal snaps back to his feet and is taken down with an arm-drag into an arm-bar submission, showing some of his technical prowess straight out of the gate. Feargal attempts to pull his arm out but Point yanks on it even harder, leading Feargal to roll Point up to the point where he has to let go. As Dexter swivels back to his feet Feargal rushes at him for a shoulder-block take-down, but Dexter side-steps and hooks his legs, tripping him up and applying a headlock. Feargal uses his power to storm onto his knees and shove Dexter off! When Point rushes back at him Feargal hits a desperation big boot, knocking the technical nerd to the mat.
Sperm: Both men showing their style of wrasslin' to kick off!
Savage Sal: It's power versus technicality... 'nd I feel sick - where's the tiddies at?!
Dexter scoops back to his feet as Feargal lifts him up for a body slam, but the leaner of the two reverses it into a hurricanrana that sends Feargal flying into the corner turnbuckle. As Feargal's meat head bounces off of the buckle he turns around into a step-up enziguri followed by an arm-drag into an arm-bar submission hold. This time however he manages to power out of the hold by lifting the dangling Dexter up as though a dumbell, then smashing him against the turnbuckle - the fans cheer like crazy (or so we assume) (they're fighting on the moon).
Savage Sal: Are we just gonna ignore the fact that they're fighting on the moon?! They should be bouncing around the place! AND WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEIR SPACE SUITS?!
Sperm: Um... Well... Uh... Yuki gave them special powers!
Feargal begins to beat his chest and stomp his foot as the fans roar, getting ready for the first "TAP!" since last year! He hits one punch! "TAP!"... He hits another... "TAP!"... The sound of the keyboard starts to rile up... "TAP!"... "TAP!"... "TAP!"... "TA-" NOOOO! Dexter ducks the punch and round-houses Feargal's glasses clean off! The Nukebuster stumbles around not being able to see, he shouts for his glasses but Momma Gail and Uncle Hogan are back on EARTH - UNABLE TO GIVE HIM HELP!
Savage Sal: This character has so many weaknesses you'd think he was the epitome of James Raymond's title reign!
Sperm: BIG OL FAT OL SCARY OL LOUD OL DISCORD OOF!
Feargal attempts to hit the final "TAP!" on Dexter but blindly hits the referee! THEN HE HULKS UP! He becomes the NUKEBUSTER as the fans (at home) go wild, he somehow picks up Dexter onto his shoulders and spins him in the air for the...
ALT-F5!
NO! DEXTER FLOATS OFF INTO THE ATMOSPHERE! HE BEGINS TO FLY AWAY!
Feargal doesn't notice however (due to being blind) and drops to the mat, acting as though he's just hit Dexter with it. He crawls around looking for his body and hooks a leg... But it's not Dexter's... ITS THE REFEREE'S! YOU KNOW, THE ONE HE KNOCKED OUT WITH THE "TAP!"... HE COVERS THE REFEREE AND WAITS FOR THE COUNT! BUT THERE ISN'T ONE!
Dexter is still floating off into the atmosphere! But then... He notices some space debris flying past him! He grabs onto it! Dexter, on the rock, looks down and then.... adjusts his glasses and manages to push himself off of it! He comes flying back to the surface... Landing on Feargal with the...
CALCULATED RISK!
(Moonsault Leg Drop)
Feargal is KO'd by the force of the landing! But because Feargal was KO'd ontop of the KO'd referee by some dumb magic luck the referee uno reversed and woke back up again! Dexter hooks the Feargal's leg as the sound resonates throughout the moon...
ONE...! TWO....! NO!
FEARGAL KICKED OUT! THE CHEESE ALIENS WATCHING FROM A DISTANCE GO WILD!
Dexter can't believe it! Feargal kicked out of the Calculated Risk!
Savage Sal: The fuck... These kids ruinin' the business not sellin' big time moves like that!
Sperm: I AM COMPLETELY ONE HUNDRED PERCENT SHOOKETH!
Dexter attempts to pull Feargal back to his feet, but uno reverse once more bitch and Feargal wakes back up! He yonks Dexter upon his shoulders as the cheese aliens go ballistic! NO! Dexter elbows Feargal in the head! Dexter drops off of Feargal's shoulders and low-blows him... BUT BECAUSE OF THE UNO REVERSE ON THE UNO REVERSE... THE REF IS KO'D! SO HE DOESN'T SEE IT!
Sperm: WHATTTTTTT?!
Feargal drops to his knees as Dexter goes around the front of him... He lifts him up for the patented....
BRAINHAZEEEEEEEEEEE!
THE BRAINBUSTER HITS! FEARGAL IS ONCE MORE KO'D... UNO REVERSE ON THE UNO REVERSE THAT UNO REVERSE'D BITCH! THE REF IS BACK ALIVE AGAIN!
The cover and the count....
ONE....! TWO........! THREE............!
DING! DING! DING!
Dexter Point has done it! Dexter Point has beaten Feargal by dubious means here on the Moon!
Fabiano Fiddleiano (C) (CW) vs The Ref (DW)
CW EXTRAVAGANZANENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Match Style: Angled
"SAY10" plays and the purple and pink spotlights circle the moon arena. They all converge on the stage, where from the stage rises Fabiano Fiddleiano, clad in his entrance gear. He begins to crawl forward, Goldust like, and behind him walk out two masked people clad in GIMP space suits. They strut behind Fabiano as he crawls forward, looking right into the camera as he advances to it. Upon reaching the end of the ramp, he stands and the gimps remove his gear, exposing him to the moon's fucking chilly atmosphere. Fabiano runs his hands down his face and body, smudging the makeup and facepaint he wears. He slides seductively into the ring and slithers to his corner, sitting and waiting for his next future art sculpture to arrive.
Savage Sal: H- how is he not cold?
Sperm: STOP QUESTIONING SHID SAL!
Fabiano is out of nowhere blindsided by a chair (designed to look like a dice)! He drops to the mat as the fans loudly boo and the camera pans up to reveal... DUMB REF!
DUMB REF: IT'S AN FO BEYOTCH!
He throws the steel chair out of the ring and proceeds to lay boots into Fabiano's nether regions... constantly shouting "FO!" every time he does so! Eventually the GIMPS rush the ring but the Ref dodges their attacks with a risky switch, he then climbs the top ropes and hits a double clothesline OTTR! Both the gimps get knocked out of the ring...
DUMB REF: FABIANO YOU HAVE ZERO XP
DUMB REF YOU HAVE TWENTY XP
PICK YOUR SIDES
Dumb Ref jumps to the left.
DUMB REF: LEFT!
DUMB REF TO THE LEFT
FABIANO TO THE RIGHT
He motions to the timekeeper... "RING THE BELL!"
DING! DING! DING!
DUMB REF: ENTER EM!
Sperm: Well, uh, we are underway here with our very, uh, unfair contest...
Savage Sal: I'm markin' out brothah
Dumb ref starts to shout out what he is planning next...
DUMB REF: I'M GOING TO PICK FABIANO UP AND DROP HIM WITH A BURNING HAMMER FROM THE TOP ROPE (FOTR) (FO) (20XP)
He does exactly that and drags Fabiano by his hair up to the top rope, where he drops him with a rather shitty looking burning hammer - as he goes down he shouts...
DUMB REF: !2D10
Details:[2D10 (10 1)]
+20
WOWWOWOWOW MASSIVE BURNING HAMMER OFF THE TOP ROPE!
He hooks Fabiano's leg.
DUMB REF: THE COVER AND THE COUNT HERE...
ONE...! TWO...! THREE...!
DING! DING! DING!
The alien cheese aliens don't know how to react as the Ref gets back to his feet and is awarded the CW Extravaganzanental Championship!
Sperm: New champion? New champion?! NEW CHAMPION!
Savage Sal: I don't know how but he figured out a way... he found a way... THE REF IS THE NEW CW EXTRAVAGANZANENTAL CHAMPION!
Everyone is dumbfounded as Fabiano's record setting reign comes to an end at the hands of admin biasy!
Savage Sal: We waited 200 days to see Fabiano lose to ROGER RIGGED?!
The Ref heads to the back with the CW Extravaganzanental Championship around his shoulder.
Jefe (CW) vs Thomas Galloway (DW)
ZERO-G DEATHMATCH
Match Style: Dice
Savage Sal: H- how is he not cold?
Sperm: STOP QUESTIONING SHID SAL!
Fabiano is out of nowhere blindsided by a chair (designed to look like a dice)! He drops to the mat as the fans loudly boo and the camera pans up to reveal... DUMB REF!
DUMB REF: IT'S AN FO BEYOTCH!
He throws the steel chair out of the ring and proceeds to lay boots into Fabiano's nether regions... constantly shouting "FO!" every time he does so! Eventually the GIMPS rush the ring but the Ref dodges their attacks with a risky switch, he then climbs the top ropes and hits a double clothesline OTTR! Both the gimps get knocked out of the ring...
DUMB REF: FABIANO YOU HAVE ZERO XP
DUMB REF YOU HAVE TWENTY XP
PICK YOUR SIDES
Dumb Ref jumps to the left.
DUMB REF: LEFT!
DUMB REF TO THE LEFT
FABIANO TO THE RIGHT
He motions to the timekeeper... "RING THE BELL!"
DING! DING! DING!
DUMB REF: ENTER EM!
Sperm: Well, uh, we are underway here with our very, uh, unfair contest...
Savage Sal: I'm markin' out brothah
Dumb ref starts to shout out what he is planning next...
DUMB REF: I'M GOING TO PICK FABIANO UP AND DROP HIM WITH A BURNING HAMMER FROM THE TOP ROPE (FOTR) (FO) (20XP)
He does exactly that and drags Fabiano by his hair up to the top rope, where he drops him with a rather shitty looking burning hammer - as he goes down he shouts...
DUMB REF: !2D10
Details:[2D10 (10 1)]
+20
WOWWOWOWOW MASSIVE BURNING HAMMER OFF THE TOP ROPE!
He hooks Fabiano's leg.
DUMB REF: THE COVER AND THE COUNT HERE...
ONE...! TWO...! THREE...!
DING! DING! DING!
The alien cheese aliens don't know how to react as the Ref gets back to his feet and is awarded the CW Extravaganzanental Championship!
Sperm: New champion? New champion?! NEW CHAMPION!
Savage Sal: I don't know how but he figured out a way... he found a way... THE REF IS THE NEW CW EXTRAVAGANZANENTAL CHAMPION!
Everyone is dumbfounded as Fabiano's record setting reign comes to an end at the hands of admin biasy!
Savage Sal: We waited 200 days to see Fabiano lose to ROGER RIGGED?!
The Ref heads to the back with the CW Extravaganzanental Championship around his shoulder.
Jefe (CW) vs Thomas Galloway (DW)
ZERO-G DEATHMATCH
Match Style: Dice
REF: WHAT A NIGHT WE'VE HAD SO FAR
REF: TWISTS AND TURNS
REF: GRAVITY DEFYING STUNTS
REF: AND OF COURSE DRAMA
REF: WHILE THE MAIN EVENT IS STILL ON THE WAY
REF: THIS MATCH IS CERTAINLY ONE TO KEEP YOUR EYES ON
REF: INTRODUCING FIRST
REF: REPRESENTING DW
REF: THOMAS
REF: GALLOOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Galloway: *The shuttle doors open as Thomas Galloway is sporting a black astronaut suit, along the back of his helmet is his brand new logo. He leaps around the moon and waits for Jefe to come out.*
REF: GALLOWAY WAS PERSONALLY CALLED OUT BY HIS OPPONENT
REF: GALLOWAY IS CERTAINLY HAD HIS SHARE OF SETBACK HOWEVER
REF: CAN HE GET IT DONE HERE TONIGHT?
REF: INTRODUCING NEXT, HIS OPPONENT
REF: REPRESENTING CW
REF: JEEEEEEEEEEEFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jefe: *Jefe lands on the planet with his own special shuttle, dressed from top to toe like his space hero Max Moon.*
REF: HOLY HELL WHERE DID JEFE GET THAT?
REF: IT DOESNT MATTER
REF: MANY ALREADY KNOW JEFE IS PERHAPS THE ENTIRE REASON THE WAR BETWEEN DW AND CW HAS GOTTEN THIS FAR
REF: BUT CAN HE OVERCOME GALLOWAY THE KING OF BLOOD?
REF: ALL FOS ARE LEGAL
REF: BOTH MEN HAVE 3 XP
REF: SCRAMBLE FOR SIDES
Jefe: * Jefe zero-gs to the left*
REF: JEFE TO THE LEFT
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D4 (3 2)]
REF: LUNAR DEATHMATCH IS UNDERWAY
**DING DING DING**
Galloway: Galloway leaps over and begins to slam Jefe's helmet down to the ground, trying to smash it open (FO)
Jefe: Jefe picks up some moon cheese and attempts to throw it at Galloway... Galloway ducks but about two minutes later the moon cheese comes back around again due to zero friction and smacks Galloway's helmet. (FO)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (7 6)]
REF: JEFE GRABS SOME OF THE MOON, THE CHEESE FLIES, GALLOWAY DUCKS, BUT THE MOON CHEESE WHIZZES BACK AROUND AND GALLOWAY IS BELTED
REF: AIR LEAK?
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (4 3)]
REF: NO...
Jefe: As Galloway stumbles Jefe dives through the air looking for a zero-g V-trigger to the now slightly cracked helmet! (FO)
Galloway: Galloway grabs Jefe, TRIPLE ROTATION CANADIAN DESTROYER! (FO)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (9 4)]
REF: JEFE IS ALL OVER GALLOWAY ZERO-G V-TRIGGER!
REF: AIR LEAK?
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (6 1)]
REF: NO...
REF: BUT GALLOWAY MAY BE IN TROUBLE
Jefe: Jefe then takes a few steps back - with all the force he can muster, and with no friction to slow him down, he Jefekick's Galloway's helmet in! (FO) (1XP)
REF: JEFE UP TO 1.5+
Galloway: Galloway ducks the Jefekick, he pulls out a blade and slashes at the suit that Jefe wears (FO, 1XP)
REF: JEFE DOWN TO .5+
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (6 5)]
REF: JEFE AGAIN, THIS TIME LAUNCHES AN ACROSS THE FIELD JEFE KICK!
REF: AIR LEAK NOW?
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (2 10)]
REF: NO....
Jefe: Lets out an almighty scream for five seconds before attempting ANOTHER JEFEKICK! (FO)
Galloway: Ducks the Jefekick, goes for his own Superkick (FO)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (6 10)]
REF: GALLOWAY FIRES BACK!
REF: JEFEKICK DUCKED, MET WITH A SUPER KICK AS HE FLIES BY!
REF: AIR LEAK?
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (1 3)]
REF: YES!
Jefe: *Jefe fumbles around with his mask, panicking*
Galloway: Takes the blade and cuts open the suit of Jefe (FO)
Jefe: *He pulls out some duct tape and covers over the main hole, still being able to breathe*
Jefe: Takes a step back, falling into a crater but thankfully not getting hit by the blade.
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (6 10)]
REF: OH WOW
REF: GALLOWAY PULLS OUT A BLADE, HE'S ATTEMPTING TO TEAR INTO THAT FINE SUIT!
REF: BIGGER AIR LEAK?
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (3 6)]
REF: NO...
Jefe: *Jefe shits himself and attempts to run!*
Galloway: Leaps into the air, grabs the waist of Jefe and sends him over the head with a German Suplex that makes Jefe flip multiple times until he crash lands on the ground (FO, 1 XP)
REF: GALLOWAY UP TO 1.5+
Jefe: As he's flipped he grabs hold of Galloway's helmet, accidentally ripping at it (FO, Switch)
REF: JEFE TO THE RIGHT
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (8 4)]
REF: GALLOWAY LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND GRABS JEFE! WHAT A GERMAN! A HUGE CRATER FORMS!
REF: WORSE AIR LEAK?
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (6 3)]
REF: NO....
Jefe: *pleading to god, who in this case, is Big Drag*
Jefe: "Plerse gallooway, lets be frwends"
Galloway: "You asked for this, Jefe."
Galloway: Galloway Driver onto Jefe, forming another crater (FO, Setup)
Jefe: Reverses it into a hurricanrana into the formed crater! (FO)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (9 10)]
REF: JEFE RESPONDS!
REF: GALLOWAY GOES FOR THE GALLOWAY DRIVER, BUT ITS MET WITH A HURRICANRANA DEEP BACK INTO THE CRATER!
REF: AIR LEAK?
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (3 4)]
REF: NO...
REF: BUT GALLOWAY IS NOW FATIGUED
Jefe: Jefe then MOONsaults into Galloway down in the crater! (FO)
Galloway: Raises the foot up, cracking the helmet more (FO)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (10 9)]
REF: GALLOWAY THIS TIME, CATCHES THE MOONSAULT WITH A FOOT TO THE HELMET
REF: BIGGER AIR LEAK?
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (1 8)]
REF: NO...
REF: NOW JEFE IS FATIGUED AS WELL
Galloway: Bringing back an ol' friend of Galloway's arsenal... T.T.K (GTR) onto Jefe (FO, Setup)
Jefe: Jefe brings back an 'ol' fiend', reversing the move with Gooker Jr's stunner - taking the mick! (FO, Setup, 2XP)
REF: JEFE UP TO 1.5+
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (5 4)]
REF: JEFE REVERSES INTO....
REF: OMG
REF: A GOOKER STUNNER!!!!!!!
REF: AIR LEAK ON GALLOWAY?
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (4 7)]
REF: NO...
REF: BUT JEFE IS 1.5+ WITH SETUP
REF: HOW NEFARIOUS OF HIM
REF: THIS BASTARD HAS NO SHAME
Jefe: Jefe then taunts the bird by clucking, before hitting the infamous CLUCKSAULT onto Galloway from off of one of the scientific recording stations! (FIN)
Galloway: Catches Jefe, Galloway Driver (FO, Setup)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (10 2)]
REF: JEFE STARTS CLUCKING AROUND
REF: HOW SICK
REF: HE LEAPS BACKWARDS FOR A CLUCKSAULT
REF: BUT GALLOWAY LEAPS UP AND MEETS HIM!
REF: GALLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOWAYYYYYYY DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
REF: BIGGER AIR LEAK?
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (3 8)]
REF: NO....
REF: BUT GALLOWAY IS NOW 1.5+ WITH SETUP
Galloway: Galloway picks up Jefe... and drops him with a Jefeslam!! (FO, 1 XP)
REF: GALLOWAY UP TO 2.5+!
REF: BOTH MEN OUT OF XP!
Jefe: Jefe reveres it with ANOTHER cluck cold stunner! (FIN)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (5 4)]
REF: GALLOWAY PICKS UP JEFE
REF: AND HOLY HELL
REF: JEFE SLAM!
REF: TAKE THAT JEFE!
REF: BIGGER AIR LEAK?
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (5 2)]
REF: NO...
Galloway: Leaps onto the shuttle pod, Diving Reverse Crossbody! Just like Max Moon! (FO)
Jefe: Catches the body and does a standing moonsault whilst holding Galloway! (FO)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (1 9)]
REF: GALLOWAY CLIMBS THE SHUTTLE POD
REF: HE LEAPS!
REF: HE MISSES!
REF: JEFE KIPPED UP
REF: AND NOW A STANDING MOONSAULT!
REF: AIR LEAK ON GALLOWAY?
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (10 8)]
REF: NO...
REF: WHAT A MATCH
Jefe: Jefe waits for Galloway to stand.... JEFEKICK!... INTO THE CLUCK COLD STUNNER TO FINISH HIM OFF! (Fin)
Galloway: Sweeps the leg of Jefe, SKULL CRUSHER! SMASHING THE HELMET! (Fin, FO, No Pin)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (5 5)]
REF: IM OUT! THERES NO ONE TO COUNT A PIN
REF: JEFE JEFEKICKED GALLOWAY RIGHT INTO ME
REF: PART OF THE PLAN?
REF: THEN A CLUCK COLD STUNNER TO BOOT!
Jefe: *Jefe cries at the timing of it*
Jefe: "wak oop ref"
Jefe: "pls"
Jefe: Jefe turns to Galloway and gives him a dick stomp for good measure (FO)
Galloway: Grabs the leg and hits a Dragon Screw, sending him into the air and floating to space (FO)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (9 4)]
REF: GALLOWAY RESPONDS BY GRABBING THE LEG FOR A DRAGON SCREW
Jefe: *begins to float away, screaming*
REF: JEFE IS FLOATING AWAY!
Jefe: "pls stoop!"
Jefe: "pls"
REF: THIS LACK OF GRAVITY!
REF: BIGGER AIR LEAK?
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (2 9)]
REF: NO...
REF: I'M OUT FOR ONE MORE
Galloway: "I'll get him back..."
Galloway: Galloway pulls out a Grapple Hook and shoots it at Jefe, it grabs him and sends him right back into Galloway's ar- ROARING LARIAT! (FO)
Jefe: Headbutts Galloway as he is reeled back in! (FO)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (6 7)]
REF: GALLOWAY PULLS OUT A GRAPPLING HOOK
REF: JEFE IS REELED IN
REF: GALLOWAY WINDS UP
REF: BUT NO!
REF: MET WITH A VICIOUS HEADBUTT
REF: AIRLEAK ON GALLOWAY?
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (9 7)]
REF: YES!!!!
REF: I'M BACK TO MY FEET AS WELL
Jefe: ONE, FINAL, CLUCK COLD STUNNER TO GALLOWAY!!! (FO)
Galloway: Kick the legs of Jefe, SKULL CRUSHER TO END IT ALL! (Fin)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (3 3)]
REF: JEFE
REF: INSULTS US ALL
REF: CLUCK COLD
REF: STUNNNAH
REF: BIGGER AIR LEAK ON GALLOWAY?
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (6 9)]
REF: NO...
Jefe: As Galloway reels back Jefe hits the Jefeslam, impaling Galloway in the back with space rock and pinning him in the process (Pin)
Galloway: Reverses the Jefeslam into a Tombstone Piledriver! (Pin, Switch)
REF: GALLOWAY ON THE RIGHT
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (2 3)]
REF: JEFE LUMBERS OVER
REF: HE ATTEMPTS TO LIFT GALLOWAY
REF: JEFESLAM ONTO JEFE INSTEAD
REF: GALLOWAY COVERS JEFE
REF: THE COVER AND COUNT
REF: ONE
REF: TWO...
REF: TWO 1/2...
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[1D10 (10)]
REF: THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**DING DING DING**
REF: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH
REF: THOMAS
REF: GALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY
Galloway: *Galloway falls and holds the rip in the suit to catch his breath*
REF: WHAT A DAMN MATCH
REF: GALLOWAY MANAGES TO SURVIVE JUST BARELY!
All of a sudden...............
THE MOON CROWD GO NUTS!
THEY GO WILD!
Galloway looks around
WHAT THE HOLY HELL
THEY GO BALLISTIC!
All of a sudden, climbing out of a crater...... Just like Jesus himself......
Savage Sal: WHAT
Sperm: ITS GOOKER JR! THERE HE IS
Savage Sal: I'M IN TEARS! THERE HE FUCKING IS
Galloway raises an eyebrow
Gobbledy Gooker Jr: "IM ALIVE MOTHERCLUCKERS!"
The whole Earth pops hard, volcanoes going off, earthquakes happening, Tsunami's of tears happening, hurricanes of excitement, the whole shebang! Gooker Jr is alive!
Savage Sal: HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR WIFE, HIDE YOUR DAMN TURKEY BASTER
Sperm: THE BIRD IS BACK
Gobbledy Gooker Jr: JEFE... YOU MAY HAVE MURDERED ME... BUT LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHIN' BROTHER... I'M THE SON OF GOD, ND' THIS IS AINT MY RE-CHRISTINING... THIS IS MY NEW RE-CHICKENING
Galloway raises an eyebrow as the alien moon fans go rabid!
Gobbledy Gooker Jr: IM THE THREE SPIRITS... IM HUMAN, CHICKEN AND TURKEY ALL ROLLED INTO ONE! IM THE SAUCE OF SOCIETY! THE FLAVOUR OF FREEDOM! THE MERCHANT OF MERCY!
...
IM GOOKER FUCKIN' JR
...
AND IM STILL ALIVE, MOTHERCLUCKER!
Sperm: GOOKING GOD DAMN JR!
Savage Sal: OH HELLL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Gooker heads on over to Jefe, no helmet needed nothin... He picks him up and looks him dead in the eyes
CLUCK COLD STUNNAH!
Jefe drops to the moon's surface.
Savage Sal: THE MOON IS ABOUT TO SPLIT!
Sperm: WHAT IMPACT!
...BUT AS HE LANDS HE IS IMPALED BY A POINTY MOON ROCK! Galloway sees the cracks forming on the moon... Jefe has a rock shooting through his chest...
He begins to spit blood
Gooker Jr watches him struggle, laughing... Jefe begins to lose consciousness
Savage Sal: SERVES THAT BASTARD RIGHT
Jefe: i- i- im srry, pl- pls forgirve
Tears well up in Jefe's eyes, everyone gets emotional... Even Gooker stops smiling.
Savage Sal: ...DAMMIT... I NEVER THOUGHT I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT JEFE
Gooker stares long and hard at the dying Jefe.
Gobbledy Gooker Jr: Okay... I forgive ya
...Then...
...Jefe passes away...
...
...
The world coming to a stop.
Sperm: OH HOLY HELL...
Galloway looks at the dead body of Jefe, slowly walking away into the Destiny shuttle pod.
Thomas Galloway: Well, that's my job done.
The heart and soul of Champoon beating for one last time.
Rest in piece, Jefe.
Welcome home, Gooker.
Thomas Galloway: You coming, ref?
Galloway turns to look at the referee, CW Extravaganzanental Champion, and waits for a reply - the Ref looks a little off.
REF: I GOT A MAIN EVENT TO REF....BUT IM TORN... I...I....GOT TO HONOR JEFE
WITH ONE LAST CW DW MATCH!
Galloway loudly sighs
Thomas Galloway: HURRY UP! WE'VE TO GET BACK TO EARTH!
The Ref ignores the comment, staring at Jefe's deceased carcass.
REF: DAMNIT JEFE MIGHT HAVE BEEN AN ASS
BUT HE WAS A WARRIOR
THE SHOW
WILL GO ON!
Jeffery Viper (CW) vs Mike Lio (DW)
Match Style: Dice/Angled
REF: INTRODUCING FIRST
REF: THE MAN WHO CAME BACK FROM DEATH
REF: DYLANS DADDY
REF: REPRESENTING CW AS THEIR CHAMPION...
REF: JEFFREY
REF: VIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Viper: "FUCK YOU. I'M THE BEST"
Viper: "WOOOOOO"
REF: JEFFREY VIPER HAS A HUGE MATCH COMING UP WITH HIS BASTARD SON
REF: WILL HE BE ABLE TO CONCENTRATE HERE OR WILL HE BE LOOKING INTO THE FUTURE FOR LIO TO CAPITALIZE??
REF: HIS OPPONENT
REF: FROM TAMPA FLORIDA
REF: DW HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION
REF: MIKE
REF: LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
REF: ....
REF: MIKE
REF: LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
REF: *Is visibly confused*
Subject: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
REF: HOLY HELL
REF: THAT'S NOT LIO
Subject: *chucks Mike Lio through the curtain*
REF: BUT THERE HE IS
REF: WHAT IS GOING ON?
Subject: *Subject marches down to the ring to the roar of the crowd*
REF: MIKE LIOS BEEN TAKEN OUT BY SUBJECT!
REF: SUBJECTS COMING RINGSIDE!
Subject: *looks at the ring, looks at Viper as a warm-up*
REF: IS THAT WANT YOU WANT BIG GUY?
Subject: *jumps onto the apron and steps over the ropes*
REF: TO TAKE ON VIPER?
Subject: "Ragh."
Viper: "FUCK YOU, 32"
REF: WOW!
REF: WHAT A TWIST
REF: BOTH MEN HAVE 3 XP
REF: SCRAMBLE FOR SIDES
Subject: RAGHT
REF: SUBJECT ON THE RIGHT
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D4 (1 3)]
REF: THE FINAL BOUT OF DESTINY VS CHAMPOON IS UNDERWAY
**DING DING DING**
Viper: DOES A SPLIT AND PUNCHES 32 IN THE NUTS (FO)
Subject: Palm Viper’s head, throw him over the ropes like a sack of potatoes (FO)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (6 1)]
REF: VIPER WITH THE SPLITS! A NUT PUNCH TO THE BEAST
REF: BLOOD?
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (10 8)]
REF: NO....
REF: BUT JEFFRY LOOKS UNEASY TOO!
Subject: *bends over in pain*
Viper: gets up, favoring his nuts but doesn't understand the moons lack of gravity and accidentally headbutts Subject in the nuts again (FO)
Subject: Takes advantage of the gravity, military pressing Viper much higher than usual (FO)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (8 1)]
REF: JEFFREY STANDS, BUT FALLS INTO THE NETHERS OF SUBJECT AS IF BY DIVINE COINCIDENCE
REF: BLOOD THIS TIME?
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (7 6)]
REF: NO...
Subject: *falls over from the second nut shot*
Viper: *Viper SCREAMS AT THE CROWD and begins winding his fist almost comedically.*
Viper: Then PUNCH to 42s head
Subject: *hears a ringing in its ears*
Subject: "RAAAAAGHHHH!"
Subject: Grab Kuroi and throw him at Lio’s corpse (FO)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (2 7)]
REF: SUBJECT ROARS BACK, HE CATCHES THE BLOW AND THEN TOSSES HIM OVER THE ROPES
REF: VIPER SAILS!
REF: RIGHT ONTO LIO!
REF: THIS MOON GRAVITY IS WILD!
REF: BLOOD?
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (10 2)]
REF: NO...
Viper: "FUCK THAT HURT"
REF: BUT WOW HE FLEW!
Subject: *looks at the ropes*
Subject: *hears the cheers of the space crowd over the piercing sound in its ears*
Viper: *dusts the dirt off his nipples*
Viper: "You're going to pay for that."
Subject: Bounce off the ropes and jump over them with the gravity, crashing onto Viper (OTTR FO 2xp)
REF: SUBJECT IS UP TO 1.5+
Viper: runs back into the ring, jumps into the ring with a punch to Subject 32's stomach
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (9 7)]
REF: SUBJECT HITS THE ROPES HE LEAPS!
Subject: "Raaaaaaagh!"
REF: HE COMES CRASHING DOWN ON VIPER
REF: BLOOD?
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (6 2)]
REF: NO....
REF: VIPER IS FATIGUED!
Subject: Step on the barricade with Viper and jump off for an elevated Choke Bomb (Setup, Switch)
REF: SUBJECT ON THE LEFT
Viper: HIDES UNDERNEATH THE RING (SETUP)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (4 1)]
REF: SUBJECT STEPS ON THE BARRICADE AND DRAGS VIPER INTO A CRATER WITH A CHOKEBOMB
REF: SUBJECT IS 1.5+ WITH SETUP
Viper: *YELLS "RAGH" OUT OF FRUSTRATION*
Viper: HIDES UNDERNEATH THE RING (SETUP)
Subject: *kicks its feet to get a running start*
Subject: SPEAR! watch as Viper’s shoes enter the atmosphere, pin (Fin/Pin 1XP)
REF: SUBJECT IS UP TO 2.5+
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (1 7)]
REF: VIPER SLIDES UNDER THE RING
REF: HE'S 1.5+ WITH SETUP
REF: SUBJECT IS NOW FATIGUED
Viper: The tron kicks to LIFE - to reveal Jeffrey Viper having sex with Subject 32's mom UNDERNEATH THE RING. (3 XP/Finisher)
REF: VIPER IS 4.5+ WITH XP
Subject: "RAAAAAGGGHHH?"
Subject: Pull out Viper, spear (fin/pin)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (9 6)]
REF: THE TRON BECOMES SENTIENT!
REF: SUBJECT HAS A MOTHER?
REF: THERE'S VIPER TOO?
REF: WHAT IN THE WORLD?
REF: SUBJECT CURLS UP!
REF: VIPER RUSHES OUT FROM UNDER, SLIDES IN, LAYS ON TOP
Subject: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAgh"
REF: ONE...
REF: TWO...
REF: KICKOUT!
REF: SUBJECT FINDS A WAY OUT!
Subject: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Subject: *its scream almost breaks its oxygen tank*
Viper: *shoves his finger to Subject 42's mouth*
Viper: "SMELL IT."
Viper: Viper shoves his finger to Subject 42's nose
Viper: "NOW TAKE IT"
Viper: Slaps Subject
Subject: Almost eat his finger. Pin him. (Fin/Pin)
Viper: "YOUR MOM'S TAINT IS ON THAT FINGER."
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (10 1)]
REF: SUBJECT REVERSES THE MOVE! WHAT A BITE
REF: ROLL UP!
REF: THE COVER AND THE COUNT
REF: ONE...
REF: TWO....
REF: VIPER KICKS OUT!
REF: THIS IS A HELL OF A MATCH
Subject: *looks at whats left of viper's finger*
Subject: *wags its own, weirdly like Dikeme Mutombo*
Subject: SPEAR!
Viper: hits the VIPER STING (a spinning punch) to his spear, so his head takes the punch while in the spear.
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (8 10)]
REF: VIPER HITS THAT VIPER STING!
REF: SUBJECT KNOCKED FOR A LOOP!
REF: WILL CW PREVAIL?
Subject: *can't fully connect on its spear*
Subject: *looks for its mom*
Viper: "AGHHHHHHHHHHH"
Viper: drapes an arm over 32(PIN)
Viper: "I'M YOUR DADDY NOW."
Subject: Dig down deep with that same fire to win the X*Crown with, spear Viper one more time
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (5 4)]
REF: SPEAR
REF: SPEAR
REF: SPEAR!!!!!
Viper: Viper uses the momentum from him falling down (thanks to the moon) and takes the damage, reverting to a momentum. (PIN)
Subject: Finish out the spear, spit goo into Viper's wound to add insult to injury (Pin)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (7 8)]
REF: VIPER'S BODY BOUNCES OFF THE MAT
REF: IT SAILS SKYWARD
REF: HE LANDS ON SUBJECT
REF: HE LAYS ON THE COVER
REF: ONE...
REF: TWO....
REF: KICKOUT SUBJECT!
REF: WHAT A WAR
Viper: "WHAT THE FUCK"
Viper: "WHOSE DICK DO I HAVE TO SUCK TO WIN THIS MATCH"
Subject: *crawls back to its knees*
Viper: puts his hand on Subject 32's thigh and begins to trail upwards (SUBMISSION)
Viper: "HEY SUBJECT. LET'S PLAY FIRETRUCK."
Viper: "WHEN YOU WANT ME TO STOP, SAY RED LIGHT"
Subject: Choke Bomb (pin)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (4 7)]
Subject: *can't escape the psychological games of viper*
REF: SUBJECT RISES, BUT VIPERS HAND SLIDES UP HIS THIGH
REF: I'M EVEN UNCOMFORTABLE
REF: ROUND 1
Subject: Break free of the hold, Superinhuman Punch (Pin)
Viper: keeps creeping up (Keep)
Viper: "WRONG, SUBJECT. FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LI-Oh I just remembered, you can't even say red light."
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (2 2)]
REF: VIPER KEEPS GOING, SUBJECT RED IN THE FACE
REF: ROUND 2!
Subject: Choke out Viper, just like he likes it, before turning it into the ChokeBomb (Pin)
Viper: begins to massage while creeping up ever so slowly (Keep)
Viper: "I'M GONNA RUB YOU RAGH"
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (4 10)]
Subject: "RAGH!"
REF: ROUND 3!!!!
REF: THAT HAND GETS EVER CLOSER
REF: DO YOU GIVE UP SUBJECT?
Subject: "RAGH. (No)"
REF: OKAY....
Viper: goes up higher and even plucks out a pube (Keep)
Subject: Spits blood in Viper's face, spear (FO, Risk)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (10 5)]
REF: BLOOD SPEWS FROM THE MOUTH INTO THE THE EYES
REF: SUBJECT ISN'T PLAYIN'
REF: BLOOD?
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (3 1)]
REF: YES!
REF: BUT DO I ALLOW THIS?
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (10 9)]
Subject: *watches the green goo cut open Jeff Viper*
REF: YES!
Subject: Take the opportunity to pin him (Pin)
Viper: "NOW YOU'VE DONE IT"
Viper: exits the ring and goes back to fucking Subject 32's mom (FO/RISK)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (1 5)]
REF: VIPER ROLLS OUT OF THE RING
REF: WHAT IS THAT
REF: ITS....
REF: SUBJECTS MOM?
REF: HE NAILS HER
Subject: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
REF: BLOOD?
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (4 6)]
REF: NOOO
REF: BUT CAN I ALLOW THIS?
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (9 4)]
REF: YES I DO
REF: I'M SORRY SUBJECT
Subject: "RAGH, RAGH."
Viper: *Sends the ref a copy of the DVD*
Subject: chuck Viper back into the ring for the pin with enough authority to cause a CRATER! (Pin)
Viper: Enters the ring and rolls him up in a schoolboy, giving him a wedgie as he rolls up up (Pin)
BOTDiceParser:
Details:[2D10 (5 7)]
REF: VIPER GETS BACK INSIDE AFTER HIS NUT
REF: SUBJECT GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE
REF: BUT VIPER ROLLS THE BEAST UP
REF: ONE...
REF: TWO...
REF: TWO 1/2....
REF: THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**DING DING DING**
REF: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH
REF: JEFFREY
Viper: *is out of air*
REF: VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!
Following the match Jeffery Viper grabs a microphone, his voice echoing throughout the PA system of the moon.
Jeffery Viper: I WANT YOU TO KNOW SOMETHING... WHAT HAPPENED HERE DIDN'T HAPPEN BECAUSE I WAS THE STRONGEST, OR THE FASTEST, OR THE SMARTEST...
IT HAPPENED BECAUSE I WAS THE HORNIEST!
AND AS THIRSTY AS I AM FOR YOUR FUCKING MOM
I'M ALMOST AS THIRSTY FOR THIS VICTORY
SO YOU GO BLEACH YOUR ASSHOLE BECAUSE AT NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS
I'M COMING FOR YA DYLAN...
MIC DROP!
Jeffery throws the microphone down happy with his handy work, the Ref pets Subject relenting at their mutual loss. However Subject ignores the pets, going after its mom... But before he can do so Subject's mom suddenly disappears before it can make contact.
Subject #42: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHh!
Sperm: SUBJECTS MOM DISAPPEARS IN THE CHAOS!
Savage Sal: WHAT A SICK WORLD WE LIVE IN!
Subject #42 turns over to Viper, looking at it like it could kill a man
Subject #42: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Jeffery Viper: Hmmmm?
Subject #42 chases Viper away
Jeffery Viper: AHHHHHHH!
Sperm: Viper is lucky he doesn't weigh so much on the moon!
Savage Sal: Viper probably weighs like a quarter of a pound less anyway now...
that's a poop joke...
Sperm: WOW AND THAT'S ALL WE'VE GOT TIME FOR HERE TONIGHT!
Savage Sal: Yes, congratulations if you've made it this far!
Sperm: Thank you all so much for joining us here on Champion's Destiny! This is CW's farewell show and it's safe to say it's been a blast! For one last time I've been Sperm...
Savage Sal: And I've been Sal...
Sperm: Wishing you...
A GOODNIGHT!