Concerning the future of "CW"...
Jul 24, 2019 17:22:37 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, Kira Izumi, and 1 more like this
Post by The King on Jul 24, 2019 17:22:37 GMT -5
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
...
I REPEAT - THIS IS NOT A DRILL
???: i've been scouring the various realms for warriors of considerable power, lesser versions of my being and artefacts imbued with great power from gods who decided to imbue their will into mundane objects, mostly out of vanity. you see sperm, dearest of all my friends, a god is only as powerful as their impact on their domain, a god of joy must reap the happiness of their subordinates, a god of despair is imbued in it's subject's sadness and so on. i myself was powered by the hope and support of others.
though seemingly humouring the figure, Sperm still tilts his head in confusion.
Sperm: Was?
Silence hangs in the air for a moment.
???: you'll recall i said i encountered lesser versions of myself? i didn't seek them out for their counsel. i was powered by hope and support, but those are simply unsustainable in the realms higher beings like you and i dwell in.
???: so i obtained the powers of myself by force, until now my sphere of power trumps any one emotion or belief.
horror slowly dawns on the face of the man dressed like a whale.
Sperm: W-what's that?
Even in the uncomfortable silence, one can easily imagine the shadowy figure's face contorting into a cruel grin.
???: Madness.
Sperm begins to back away in terror as the figure slowly rises, Sperm stops however as he looks down at his arm and sees it slowly fading away.
Sperm: W-WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME!? O-OH GOD!! OH FUCK!!!
???: i am also taking back your powers and essence for my own use. cw has died too many times for it to be considered a place of strength and unfortunately you are also representative of that, old friend. but destiny wrestling, on a surface and ideological level, seems a fitting grounds to sow the mortal terror and despair i require for sustenance.
The figure moves towards Sperm, on the floor writhing in agony as his very body slowly disintegrates and travels towards the shadows.
???: after all sperm, champoon wrestling needed a hero.
??? and now, destiny wrestling...
With only his eyes left, Sperm takes one last terrified look as the figure looms down and exposes his face to the light.
BIG DRAG DARK: NEED'S A VILLAIN!!!!
though seemingly humouring the figure, Sperm still tilts his head in confusion.
Sperm: Was?
Silence hangs in the air for a moment.
???: you'll recall i said i encountered lesser versions of myself? i didn't seek them out for their counsel. i was powered by hope and support, but those are simply unsustainable in the realms higher beings like you and i dwell in.
???: so i obtained the powers of myself by force, until now my sphere of power trumps any one emotion or belief.
horror slowly dawns on the face of the man dressed like a whale.
Sperm: W-what's that?
Even in the uncomfortable silence, one can easily imagine the shadowy figure's face contorting into a cruel grin.
???: Madness.
Sperm begins to back away in terror as the figure slowly rises, Sperm stops however as he looks down at his arm and sees it slowly fading away.
Sperm: W-WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME!? O-OH GOD!! OH FUCK!!!
???: i am also taking back your powers and essence for my own use. cw has died too many times for it to be considered a place of strength and unfortunately you are also representative of that, old friend. but destiny wrestling, on a surface and ideological level, seems a fitting grounds to sow the mortal terror and despair i require for sustenance.
The figure moves towards Sperm, on the floor writhing in agony as his very body slowly disintegrates and travels towards the shadows.
???: after all sperm, champoon wrestling needed a hero.
??? and now, destiny wrestling...
With only his eyes left, Sperm takes one last terrified look as the figure looms down and exposes his face to the light.
BIG DRAG DARK: NEED'S A VILLAIN!!!!
BIG DRAG HAS MESSED WITH THE INFINITY REALMS!
..::BREAKING NEWS::..
Following Big Drag (Dark) messing with the Infinity Realms, thousands of Sentients from the Realms woke up and secured a purchase on Big Drag's former place of work - CW - to bring balance back to the Infinity Realms by restoring the mess that Big Drag Dark had now created. Now with over a thousand nameless, sentient-being, stock-holders owning the company and taking it away from Brad Swann, it was time they appointed a CEO who would lead "CW" back to it's original state before Drag messed up the timeline.
However this time, CW would be known as
...Infinity Realm Wrestling...
The Sentients and their new CEO plan to hire a dozen or so 'heroes' to battle the dark creatures that have formed following Drag's heel turn. Only they can stop this mess once and for all and reverse the chaos caused by Drag's lust for omnipotence... Now who's the CEO they have hired you may be wondering?
That's right - who better to fix the Infinity Realms than the man madly obsessed with comics, gaming and all things cult fiction! Feargal has promised to lead IRW back into the light and with his vast knowledge of all things 'geeky' he looks set to do just that! The Sentients believe he is best set for the job and he is ready to prove that to them when IRW gets (back) on the road!
IRW INFINITY HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
This title is the most coveted title in all of the realms, everybody wants it - but not everyone can have it. It's not a World title, no... It's an Infinity title!
IRW EXTRAVAGANZANENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Give us our title back, damn DW Referee!
IRW BATTLE OF EVERMORE
Classic knockout tournament to see who gets to battle for the IRW Infinity Heavyweight Championship. More details to come soon.
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OOC:
IRW (CW) won't follow the traditional sense of CW in that the shows will be angled... In fact, IRW will be something completely different... and new...
WOOHOO! That's right IRW will be a TEW fed, the first of the Network! All shows will be simulated (without a victor pre-chosen) and winners will be randomly chosen based on a mix of their performance skills and popularity - to go up in popularity, you need to be involved in good storylines, good angles and good matches. I will run all the story aspects along with the angles, it will literally just be the matches that are simulated.
This fed will take place in a database I have created from scratch, therefore it will have no 'real life' elements... However all events will take place in cult-fiction locations to serve as the Infinity Realms...
FOR EXAMPLE:
Now do you understand why Feargal was appointed CEO? The Infinity Realms are all things cult fiction and with Big Drag messing up the realms they've all gone awry, it's IRW's job to save them. (This also, in kayfabe, explains how Jefe Wars took place - it's all coming together now, eh ).
Think of IRW as CW Season 2 - It's the sequel to the original story that expands the universe, or in this case the realms... (just like Shrek 2 did to Shrek 1 with introducing Far Far Away).
Now how will shows be presented? Well... THEY'LL BE STREAMED THROUGH MY TWITCH!
Anyways, if you've got any questions or concerns add them below!