“Rocker in the Free World” Corndog Wallace
Jul 27, 2019 22:13:40 GMT -5
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Post by Dog Smith on Jul 27, 2019 22:13:40 GMT -5
VITAL STATISTICS
RING NAME: Corndog Wallace
NICKNAMES: The Rocker in the Free World
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 6’1”
HOMETOWN: 233 lbs
AGE: 95
ALIGNMENT: American
GIMMICK: Patriotic Born Again Liberal. He also has a mask.
PICBASE: Matt Classic
APPEARANCE: Corndog wears a black wrestling mask and always carries an American Flag with him. He has the body of a 25 year old but the face of a 95 year old.
TWITTER: His twitter is currently suspended because of something he tweeted at Mike Pence in all caps.
BIOGRAPHY
Corndog Wallace wrestled into his fifties before retiring. During that time he held the NWA Idaho Heavyweight title three times. His most famous fued came against Barney the Bear, an actual Bear. However, the rivalry never came to a satisfying conclusion because Barney was lured away to Stampied Wrestling by Stu Hart. Corndog refused various offers to go to Calgary because “Canada sucks.”
In retirement Corndog was largely out of the spotlight but a stint as color commentator for the bizarre Tragic Gaijin Kingdom made him infamous in the wrestling world in 2017.
After the bizarre events that ended that promotion, Corndog was soon placed in a retirement home.
It was then the Cosmic spirit sought him out and granted him renewed energy and the body of a 25 year old. This is presumably to fight a Great Evil’s minions that seem to be hiding in the AWF.
QUOTES & CATCHPHRASES
- Canada Sucks!
- Bears are Natural Wrestlers!
- Where’s my pills!
- Who’s there!? I’m old and frighten easily!
MOVESET, STYLE & ENTRANCE
FINISHERS:
- "The Headlock" (A headlock)
SIGNATURES:
- "The Push" (He kind of pushes you. Hopefully to the ground but either way, trying to get that headlock in.)
- "The Bearhug" (He kind of squeezes you really hard, in hopes he can work that squeeze northward, towards your head. Where he can headlock ya.)
- "The Irish Whip" (It’s the damnedest thing but ... if he can push you against those ropes you bounce off them ... just like an Irishman.)
WRESTLING STYLE: You ever see silent black and white footage of Pro Wrestling? That kind of style.
ENTRANCE THEME:
The most patriotic song ever made! “Rocking in the Free World” by Neil Young
ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION:
Corndog enters the arena in his black mask, his high waisted black wrestling trunks pulled way up over his belly button ... and the American flag. It’s a huge fucking flag and he waives the shit out of it. Because the harder you waive it, the more you love America.
He also has a cool leather jacket that his gal Erin bought him. It has an American flag on the front! And the back!
MANAGED BY Erin, his 30 year old girlfriend!
GIMMICK: Miss Elizabeth type. Very pretty. Wouldn’t hurt a soul.
PICBASE: Lilly Labeau ...
APPEARANCE: Sweet girl who manages the Bethesda Burger as her day job. Usually seen in jeans and a t-shirt but Corndog buys her classy dresses to wear to the ring. He calls her his “Miss Elizabeth, except I treat her right unlike that rat bastard Randy Savage!” ...
MANAGEMENT STYLE: Erin has no idea what to do out there. She doesn’t own a manager liscence or know anything about wrestling. She’s often confused about the rules and wrestling in general. Like? When a dude jumps a guy backstage? That’s straight up assault. Why does no one call the cops?
CHAMPIONSHIPS AND ACCOMPLISHMENTS
. NWA Idaho Heavyweight Champion. Five Times. Suck it, Pat Patterson! You were only the champ four times! Canada Sucks!