Post by Soutter on Aug 2, 2019 20:21:29 GMT -5
[We see Riot star Wrestling interviewer Billie Macdonald standing in front of the RSW banner, she is joined by a gaunt looking man, he has tawny brown scruffy hair and is wearing a red and black flannelette shirt and brown corduroy pants.]
Billie : Folks, we are joined here this evening by a new star to Riot Star Wrestling, he is Martin Montana. Martin, welcome to RSW.
Montana : Thank you so much Billie, it is great to be here in such an esteemed company.
Billie : Sucking up to the fed with flattery will get you everywhere sir.
Montana : Oh no, i wasn’t paying lip service, RSW is one of the best and long lasting feds around, their history and reputation is world known, and their longevity is amazing, i am thrilled to join the team.
Billie : .. and, we are thrilled to have you on the team. I have tried to do some research on you, but have found very little sir, i see you had a brief run over ten years ago with Reginald Packers UCW and then SWAT Springfield, but after that, it’s like you just vanished.
Montana : I look back on them days wrestling for Mr Packer and Mr Brickheart very fondly. Some of the more happier times of my life. No doubt my time here at RSW will be the same.
Billie : Where have you been since? I can find no trace of you for the last decade.
Montana : (Montana looks a little anxious and uncomfortable) No where special, here and there.
Billie : Come on sir, i am a broadcast journalist, i have to ask the hard questions, i can see you are not comfortable but what sort of reporter would that make me if i just accepted here and there.
Montana : One with a heart? (Montana snaps back) ..... No ... sorry, i do not mean to be so rude. You are just doing your job. My past is my past and my business and nobody else’s. I would prefer to keep it that way.
Billie : Sir, i would prefer to win the lottery, but that hasn’t happened. In this public business, we are all public property, including our past.
Montana : YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE I HAVE BEEN! (Martin snaps again) You want the scoop?
I will give you the scoop. I have spent the last ten years, where i have spent more than half of my life ... up ... there.
[Martin looks up above, and Billie looks up too seeing only the ceiling.]
Billie : (confused) Heaven?
Montana : No! More like HELL!!! I was Taken Billie! Taken against my will! Poked and prodded and a god damn living breathing experiment! For over TEN YEARS! There! Now are you happy!
Billie : Taken? Taken by who? Aliens?
Montana : YES! ALIENS!
Billie : Oh my god! Like, are you even serious? (Billie holds back a chuckle)
Montana : YES I AM GOD DAMNED SERIOUS! You see why i didn’t want to go here, why i didn’t want to discuss it! Narrow minded fools like you, laughing and snickering behind my back ... TO MY FACE! Who are you to say where i have been and what has and hasn’t happened to me?
Billie : Ummm ... don’t shoot the messenger sir, i am just here to ask the questions.
[Montana doesn’t respond to her, he looks to have zoned out and is in a trance like state, staring off into absolutely nothing.]
Billie : Sir? Mr Montana!
[Still he is in a trance. This is becoming very strange.]
Billie : Hellooooo? Earth to Martin Montana! Come in? Houston, we have a problem!
[Montana still is in his trance, and Billie is looking off camera, holding both arms up in the air in a ‘wtf’ stance.]
Billie : Folks, i think we will have to cut this interview short here, seems we are having some ... technical diffic ....
Montana : (interrupting her) What was the last question sorry? I didn’t quite catch it.
Billie : Which one? Are you ok sir?
Montana : I am fine, why do you ask?
Billie : You were off in whacko land ... just frozen in some sort of trance ....
Montana : WHACKO? WHACKO?!!!
[Montana snaps, and in an instant, he has Billie in The Probe (sharp shooter).
Billie : Stop! HELP!!!!
Montana : That’s what all these people think, that i am the whacko, that I am crazy! I will show them! I will show the world! Seeing is believing!
[Montana releases the Sharp Shooter, and grabs the camera lens yelling into it wildly.]
Montana : RIOT STAR WRESTLING! IM COMING FOR YOU ALL! STARTING WITH YOU JOE BEB!!! YOU WILL BELIEVE!! IN AND OUT OF THE RING!!!
[Fade]
