Break Me (Sakura-Gun RP 2)
Aug 12, 2019 19:39:22 GMT -5
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Post by Kira Izumi on Aug 12, 2019 19:39:22 GMT -5
Another day more training as Sakura-Gun continue on their mission to become XHF Tag Team Champions. This time the trio are seen hiking up a mountain somewhere in japan. Another hot day today as they kneel down.
Sakura: "(I bring you here today my army to discus an important matter. It is that of Drago's... let's call it a habit, to break or at least attempt to break fingers. Well we're going to stop that today. How? you're probably thinking, well we're going to be doing intense finger strengthening exercises of course! Why else would i bring you two up this mountain? To enjoy the nature? To have a nice vacation? NO! Don't you ever think that! You two don't deserve shit right now! Do i see tag team titles around our waists?)"
Mei and Kikue shake their heads no.
Sakura: "(Did i ask for your input?! NO! We have serious training to do! Serious fingering to get to! our fingers and hands are going to split boulders by the end of this! I swear it! And if we don't we'll train till we can. We'll train our fingers to have many 12 packs damn it! No one will break our fingers not even that awf punk! not that axw punk either!)"
She urges Mei and Kikue to follow her up a little more. They get to an area with boulders, rocks, watermelon, pigs hanging up on poles and other various things.
Mei: "(If i may Hase-sama, i'd like to ask permission to speak freely.)"
Sakura: "(You may.)"
Mei: "(How are these things here going to help us sakura-sama? Please forgive me, my simple mind can not fathom how we could use these to train.)"
Sakura: "(We're going to strengthen our fingers and hands of course! We're going to use these items to help us test our strength and help get us to peak form. Nows time for yet another montage! This time we're gonna train to that song in rocky! the first one though. not the other ones.)"
Sakura, Mei and Kikue begin training doing push ups with their fingers, Trying to break watermelons in half with their fingers and so on. We see them do laps on their hands and other things as well. The trio train hard and by mid day we see them squishing watermelons with ease. They continue training hard and trying to get their fingers to 12 pack status.
They start lifting weights with their fingers and doing pull ups as well. Getting stronger and stronger. Better and better. Training as hard as they can. They start doing handstands, only standing on their fingers and thumbs. They proceed to do push ups. They then eventually start crushing small to medium sized rocks with their fingers and hands. They all start pounding and fingering rocks, trees, hanging pig carcasses, bones, and boulders. They start slowly putting holes in them and by what has to be a few days of montaging, start splitting the items listed previously.
Sakura: “(After rigorous training and conditioning. After viscous fingering and chopping and poking… Our fingers are ready. Our fingers are powerful, durable, and flexible enough to survive the one trick pony that is Drago Santiago! Next we need to work on overall body flexibility and conditioning our bodies to strong blows. But that’s for another time.)”
Sakura looks at her army and gives a rare smile.
Sakura: “(Good work you two! We’ve grown and improved through our training! We’ll show the world that we deserve this title shot and that SSS is a force to be reckoned with! No more will the rest of them underestimate us! No more will they see us as “that joshi fed” or “that place for women” No… No. SSS is more! WE! Are more. And we’re going to prove it by beating the Cure. By beating this little team they have. I mean The Cure… it was formed yesterday yeah?)”
Sakura: “(Your a group formed by a guy who leaves and joins promotions more times than anyone cares to remember. A cocky little jackass who just tries multiple submission attempts and tries to ILLEGALLY break fingers by joint manipulation! I’m pretty sure that’s against the rules in most places. Besides the biggest accomplishment of your career Drago is by being the XHF Tag Team Champions. And we all know you would of never gotten those titles if it weren’t for Maverick forming a team with you and letting you join his little Icons in AWF. If it weren’t for that you’d be some relative nobody in the Phoenix Division in AWF.)”
Sakura: “(You’d be nothing more then an opener and a lower midcarder at best. Meanwhile we’ve fought against countless main event caliber talents, we’ve even beaten numerous teams around the world. I’ve even been Goddess of Sakura Champion, and for you idiots and lazy fucks who don’t know what that is, It’s THE world title in SSS. THE top prize. Something Ole’ Drago has tried and failed at getting in his promotion.)”
Sakura gives a sarcastic look to the camera as she continues to go on.
Sakura: “(Then we have Killa Kai. A man who made it to the End of Days finals! A man who failed and choked at the End of Days finals. A man who, when the going gets tough and the tough gets going, will just up and leave. A man who will ghost his partners and team. His promotion more times than Mongo the Destroyer. And you think someone like that can be relied on? You seriously think someone who is unmotivated, and lets face it. That’s often, will give you nothing in return. A man who if he doesn’t care will give you nothing and be more unreliable than Battle of the best’s booking.)”
Sakura: “(And you Drago, You think you can seriously do anything against me and my army? With a ghost and a wanna be dracula? You pick partners pretty poorly. But that’s not our problem. That’s yours. We’ll prove to the world that Sakura-Gun and SSS are the very best. That we are the greatest! And at Sakura Genesis Ep.14… Sakura-Gun is going to show you what a real team is.)”
Sakura: "(I bring you here today my army to discus an important matter. It is that of Drago's... let's call it a habit, to break or at least attempt to break fingers. Well we're going to stop that today. How? you're probably thinking, well we're going to be doing intense finger strengthening exercises of course! Why else would i bring you two up this mountain? To enjoy the nature? To have a nice vacation? NO! Don't you ever think that! You two don't deserve shit right now! Do i see tag team titles around our waists?)"
Mei and Kikue shake their heads no.
Sakura: "(Did i ask for your input?! NO! We have serious training to do! Serious fingering to get to! our fingers and hands are going to split boulders by the end of this! I swear it! And if we don't we'll train till we can. We'll train our fingers to have many 12 packs damn it! No one will break our fingers not even that awf punk! not that axw punk either!)"
She urges Mei and Kikue to follow her up a little more. They get to an area with boulders, rocks, watermelon, pigs hanging up on poles and other various things.
Mei: "(If i may Hase-sama, i'd like to ask permission to speak freely.)"
Sakura: "(You may.)"
Mei: "(How are these things here going to help us sakura-sama? Please forgive me, my simple mind can not fathom how we could use these to train.)"
Sakura: "(We're going to strengthen our fingers and hands of course! We're going to use these items to help us test our strength and help get us to peak form. Nows time for yet another montage! This time we're gonna train to that song in rocky! the first one though. not the other ones.)"
Sakura, Mei and Kikue begin training doing push ups with their fingers, Trying to break watermelons in half with their fingers and so on. We see them do laps on their hands and other things as well. The trio train hard and by mid day we see them squishing watermelons with ease. They continue training hard and trying to get their fingers to 12 pack status.
They start lifting weights with their fingers and doing pull ups as well. Getting stronger and stronger. Better and better. Training as hard as they can. They start doing handstands, only standing on their fingers and thumbs. They proceed to do push ups. They then eventually start crushing small to medium sized rocks with their fingers and hands. They all start pounding and fingering rocks, trees, hanging pig carcasses, bones, and boulders. They start slowly putting holes in them and by what has to be a few days of montaging, start splitting the items listed previously.
Sakura: “(After rigorous training and conditioning. After viscous fingering and chopping and poking… Our fingers are ready. Our fingers are powerful, durable, and flexible enough to survive the one trick pony that is Drago Santiago! Next we need to work on overall body flexibility and conditioning our bodies to strong blows. But that’s for another time.)”
Sakura looks at her army and gives a rare smile.
Sakura: “(Good work you two! We’ve grown and improved through our training! We’ll show the world that we deserve this title shot and that SSS is a force to be reckoned with! No more will the rest of them underestimate us! No more will they see us as “that joshi fed” or “that place for women” No… No. SSS is more! WE! Are more. And we’re going to prove it by beating the Cure. By beating this little team they have. I mean The Cure… it was formed yesterday yeah?)”
Sakura: “(Your a group formed by a guy who leaves and joins promotions more times than anyone cares to remember. A cocky little jackass who just tries multiple submission attempts and tries to ILLEGALLY break fingers by joint manipulation! I’m pretty sure that’s against the rules in most places. Besides the biggest accomplishment of your career Drago is by being the XHF Tag Team Champions. And we all know you would of never gotten those titles if it weren’t for Maverick forming a team with you and letting you join his little Icons in AWF. If it weren’t for that you’d be some relative nobody in the Phoenix Division in AWF.)”
Sakura: “(You’d be nothing more then an opener and a lower midcarder at best. Meanwhile we’ve fought against countless main event caliber talents, we’ve even beaten numerous teams around the world. I’ve even been Goddess of Sakura Champion, and for you idiots and lazy fucks who don’t know what that is, It’s THE world title in SSS. THE top prize. Something Ole’ Drago has tried and failed at getting in his promotion.)”
Sakura gives a sarcastic look to the camera as she continues to go on.
Sakura: “(Then we have Killa Kai. A man who made it to the End of Days finals! A man who failed and choked at the End of Days finals. A man who, when the going gets tough and the tough gets going, will just up and leave. A man who will ghost his partners and team. His promotion more times than Mongo the Destroyer. And you think someone like that can be relied on? You seriously think someone who is unmotivated, and lets face it. That’s often, will give you nothing in return. A man who if he doesn’t care will give you nothing and be more unreliable than Battle of the best’s booking.)”
Sakura: “(And you Drago, You think you can seriously do anything against me and my army? With a ghost and a wanna be dracula? You pick partners pretty poorly. But that’s not our problem. That’s yours. We’ll prove to the world that Sakura-Gun and SSS are the very best. That we are the greatest! And at Sakura Genesis Ep.14… Sakura-Gun is going to show you what a real team is.)”