Battleground #17 : Salvation! (Show)

[SWAT Team]

Syndicate Wrestling & Tradition and the XHF presents ....

Jeremy Tucker : Welcome to Battleground! Welcome to Salvation!!! WELCOME TO SWAT!!!!

Andrew Fulton : What a show that Memorial was Jerry! Radu retained the belt, thanks in large to the KGB with the whole lot of them taking out their own member Mike Maddox!

Jeremy Tucker : Joe Pesci then making his NEW slave Wildcat Lynn Brewster lay her prone mortal enemy Radu over Maddox for the cover, for no other reason than to mess with her!

Andrew Fulton : Maddox wasn’t really a member it appears, i KNEW he wasn’t Bandit material!

Jeremy Tucker : You were all over him joining! And yes, it appears the KGB blind sided him, making him not only betray his tag team partner Callum Morgan BUT also his own WIFE, former Amazons Champion Avery McCullen! Only to leave him laying, and i have received word folks, that he is currently in a very serious condition following that brutal attack from the KGB, and is an induced Coma.

Andrew Fulton : That does sound serious, we will need to get some updates on that Jerry.

Jeremy Tucker : That brings us to tonight! Eleven big matches, including the Tag Team Titles on the line! They were scheduled to be crowned at the memorial show, but that match was pushed back to tonight, and we now have Team Fairtex hooking it up with Hells Bouncer and his Brother, Powerhouse. Also, we have the Hardcore Championship on the line as Goth defends against Timeless.

Andrew Fulton : That is going to be a wild one! We have Don Canelli defending against The Crazed Tabitha, and new Pan Am Champ Suzi Spits defending her belt against Lucky Linda La Fey!

Jeremy Tucker : Frostbite was screwed at the Memorial by the KGB and he gets another chance at The Suit, this time in the confines of a steel cage .... and our World Champion, the Sacrificial Idol Radu Matei defends against The Great Syberus.

Andrew Fulton : Syberus put his name in the ring for a title shot, and now he has got just that. A date with the Dixie Beast Matei, better he than I!

Jeremy Tucker : Syberus has won World Titles across the globe in countless companies, this should be a battle for the ages! We’ll be right back folks with some words from our wrestlers and then Jewel Vs Sabrina Sinstone, coming up NEXT!

[vastrix]

We go backstage to the dressing room of one “Zolothach” Tabitha Osborne. She sits at her vanity table. You would think that she would be getting ready for her match tonight, but she sits very calmly in a straight jacket. Dr. Joseph Benson sits in a chair across from her with his notepad out. His hand is bandaged from where Tabitha had cut her last time. A pair of security guards, borrowed from the arena, stand in the room. Just in case Tabitha should escape her binds ad attack someone...like the Doctor.

DR BENSON: Now, Tabitha. We would like to talk to you in a relaxed environment about your upcoming title shot against Joanne Canelli. We have measures in place to ensure you are not violent against us when you should be focusing that violence against Canelli and maybe the members of the KGB should they get involved.

Tabitha struggles against her restraints a little while gritting her teeth. When she realizes that there's no easy way out of the straight jacket, she growls.

TABITHA OSBORNE: Keep calling me Tabitha and there won't be enough left of you to feed to the scavengers. My name is Zolothach!

Dr. Benson just smiles from his position of strength. He knows that he has the upper hand here and isn't about to relent.

DR BENSON: Now, Tabitha. You have not gone through legal channels to change your name. Your given name is Tabitha. Your chosen name of insanity is Zolothach. We would prefer to deal with the real you instead of the crazed you.

Tabitha lets out a scream of rage, standing up as if she were going to do something to Dr. Benson. The security guards grab her and toss her back down into her seat. They restrain her for a brief time as she struggles against them, but she eventually relents.

TABITHA OSBORNE: Keep on calling me Tabitha. See if I don't kill all three of you right here backstage.

DR BENSON: I don't think you'll be doing anything, Tabitha. Now about Joanne Canelli. She holds the SWAT Amazons championship and has been rolling over any and all challengers. How do you think you’re going to do against her?

Tabitha doesn't say anything at first, looking to the two security guards that are holding her down. Dr. Benson nods and they release her, going back to positions by the Doctor. Tabitha grins, blood trickling from her lower lip where she had bitten it.

TABITHA OSBORNE: I'm going to cut that bitches face off and wear it like a Halloween mask. I'm going to beat her from pillar to post and take that pretty little title belt. Should any of the KGB get involved, I’ll gut them like fishes. I'll eat their insides while they scream out their last breaths.

Dr. Benson looks to be taking notes while nodding to himself. He looks back up at Tabitha with a look of disdain.

DR. BENSON: Now, Tabitha. You know your little knife isn't going to be allowed at ringside. You’re just going to have to find different ways to handle your aggression other than cutting someone. Maybe use a wrestling move or two. Your father did train you to use wrestling moves. Yes?

Tabitha frowns, being taken back to when her father did indeed train her. Though it wasn't to do wrestling moves so much as training her to take wrestling moves as she was the test dummy as her brother was being trained to inflict punishment. They tried to beat the wrestling bug out of her over the years. They failed. Tabitha smiles strangely, wistfully.

TABITHA OSBORNE: Yeah. I can show that I'm a great wrestler and inflict some of the most punishing moves known around. Joanne will wish that I cut her face off instead of beating her down like I'll be doing. She can hope that I won't break her bones in my attempt to become champion, but it's not likely. She will suffer. Oh yes. She will suffer.

Dr. Benson raises an eyebrow as he scrawls his notes in the notepad.

DR BENSON: You are awful confident, Tabitha. I would go into this match with a healthy amount of respect for Joanne Canelli’s skills. She is champion for a reason.

TABITHA OSBORNE: And you are alive for a reason. What was that reason now? Oh yeah...straight jacket.

Tabitha struggles briefly against her restraints, but finds that she is no Houdini.

TABITHA OSBORNE: Joanne has the title. She needs to defend said title. I'm hungrier. I hunger for something to show that my wrestling skills are legitimate. I hunger to show that I'm the bloodthirstiest bitch in the business. I'm going to take that title. Now...call me Zolothach.

DR BENSON: Now you know that just isn't your name, Tabitha. Zolothach represents the you that we are trying to destroy. Tabitha is the professional wrestler. Zolothach is the serial killer. Tabitha is the nice girl. Zolothach is the crazed menace.

TABITHA OSBORNE: I understand.

Dr. Benson cocks his head in shock.

DR BENSON: You do?

TABITHA OSBORNE: Let me show you crazed menace who happens to be a wrestler.

DR BENSON: I suppose.

Tabitha jumps out of her chair, diving at Dr. Be son before the security guards can grab her. She latches onto Dr. Benson’s right cheek with her teeth. Blood flows freely as the guards work to get her off of the Doctor, but like a bulldog with a one. She won't release. Finally, Tabitha releases the Doctor and is pressed back into her chair. Blood pours from the bite wound in the Doctor’s face.

Tabitha just laughs like a maniac.

TABITHA OSBORNE: Sorry, Doc. It must be the Zolothach coming out of me!

Dr. Benson drops his bloody notepad as he clutches at his cheek. His expression is a mixture of fear and anger as he now rises up out of his chair.

DR BENSON: You crazy bitch! You will pay for this!

Dr Benson leaves the room to go to medical with the guards hot on his tail. Tabitha examines the blood trail being left by the doctor as she licks her lips, tasting the Doctor yet again.

TABITHA OSBORNE: You have no idea the Hell you’re entering here, Joanne Canelli.

Fade

[SWAT Team]

[Switch to the underground garage and a limo pulls up and out step the KGB. Joe Pesci is grinning like he just won the lottery. Mad Dog Paul Soutter winks to the camera as he exits next. The Don Joanne Canelli steps out, her Amazons Belt she flings over her shoulder. Bruno the Compton Colossal comes out next, looking around, his muscles bulging thru his KGB muscle top. Lastly is Roxylishus and Timeless. The rest of the KGB are waiting on the pavement, and as these two exit, they are greeted with wild applause and lots of high fives and back slapping. Timeless beams and Roxylishus looks incredible, she is in a KGB Boob tube and they look like they want to jump right out of it!]

[Peel their caps Back by Ice T blares thru the arena and the KGB make their way thru some corridors and out to rampway. They stand there, a group pose, soaking in the jeers of the crowd. Then head down to the ring.]

Joe Pesci : Ok. Ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, The Memorial is done and dusted, and well, let’s be honest. It was a clean sweep for the Bandits!

Soutter : Snow Flake! You just found out first hand what happens when you mess with the Suit, and the might of the KGB! Sure, i could have finished you off by myself, you know it, I know it, everyone who witnessed the match knows it.

I had you in the palm of my hand. I could have turned your lights out any time i wanted, but what i really wanted, was to share the fun with the Bandits. Timeless over here was more than happy to oblige.

Timeless : Was an honour. Besides. I needed something to keep me busy after that bi polar tag team partner of mine ran for the hills. Jesus Joe! Nephew or not, that guy is bat shit crazy! Certified! Nothing was ever god enough for him. I carried his worthless ass to the Anzac Cup for Pete’s sake.

Soutter : (wearing his new ‘Put it in a Promo’ t-shirt) Fuck him Timeless. This is OUR night! The KGB’s Night! In this world, you step up, or, you step off! Only the strong survive! Only the best make it to the Top of the Mountain. There are no free rides.

Joe Pesci : That jamook is already out of the will and if its true about the Witness Protection Program ... well ... let me tell you ...

Soutter : Easy Joe. If it’s true, there are plenty of empty beds in the Intensive Care Unit of Mark Maddox’s hospital.

Joe Pesci : I gotta say, when you layed the plan for him out to me, i thought, no way this guy will go for it, i mean, betray his OWN WIFE? And his tag team lover? But hot damn, he swallowed it up hook line and sinker!

Soutter : Was like taking Candy from a Baby. The best thing about fools, and stupid people, they don’t know they are stupid. The stupidity, it blinds them from their true standings, and, in some cases, they are not only imbeciles, but egomaniacs, and believe their own foolish thoughts. Turkey probably thought Avery wouldn’t mind, she will forgive him. Probably thought he deserved to be champion too and was on our level to be a Bandit.

Joe Pesci : Well, thanks to Mark, the Amazons Belt is now well and truly in the KGB, and it never looked so fine.

Joanne Canelli : I think he thought he was a chance with me. What a creep. Avery i thought was growing a set when she turned on Lucky Linda, but then, alas, i guess she just never had it in her. So i was more than happy to take this belt and now it’s where it belongs.

Brewster was no match at the Memorial. Tabitha will prove the same.

Joe Pesci : Life is good. Timeless. I said it last week and i meant it, tonight, its You vs Goth. Hardcore strap on the line. You earned it.

Timeless : Damn straight I earned it. So did he. Goth that is, and the beating i am going to give him in that ring. He has made it quite clear he wants to mess with me of late, all this jealousy because Roxylishus and myself were chosen over him for the cover of SWAT magazine. I mean ... DUH! Take a look!

[Timeless and Roxylishus pose, man, they are HOT!]

Roxylishus : Tasty like a rain drop.

Timeless : I am Sir Winsalot! We are the KGB! So Goth, you go back there, and you shine up some nice new weapons in that forge of yours, and you bring them down to ringside, and then, i am going to proceed to show you the TRUE meaning of Hardcore!

Joe Pesci : Who you got appearing on Suits Suite tonight Paulie?

Soutter : Sorry Joe, i can’t reveal that right now ... but rest assured, you won’t be disappointed.

Joe Pesci : Did you see Brewster when i made her roll Radu over for the cover?

Soutter : I must admit, i didn’t see that coming. How is your new slave anyway? And where is she?

Joe Pesci : Where is she? She has a lot of work to do ... washing my cars! Cleaning my house! Far too busy for wrestling.

Soutter : Interesting. I thought you’d be having her do your biding.

Joe Pesci : All in good time. I want her to stew on it first, the waiting is far worse than the actual event 99% of the time.

Soutter : Unless you’re Mark Maddox.

Joe Pesci : ICU huh. I hope we got good medical cover. I ain’t paying for that shit.

Soutter : If it’s an issue, just flick the switch on him.

[Soutter jokes, having a chuckle, Joe doesn’t laugh though, not straight away, he stares off in deep thought, then his beady eyes narrow, and he gives Canelli the look, and nods. Then, he laughs along.]

Joe Pesci : Soak it in SWAT! We are the KGB and we Run This Mutha!

[Peel Their Caps Back blares as the Bandits exit the ring, the crowd irate.]

[jewel1]

Jewel walking down the streets of Philadelphia the site of Battleground 17, in her New black and blue Jewel T Shirt and black yoga pants, circling around food trucks and with Jasmine preparing for a lunch chat about the Battleground Event and her return to the ring. As she orders her cheesesteak sandwich with Jasmine and they sit around at a picnic table discussing business. Jasmine in her White T Shirt and Blue Jeans.

Jasmine- Well Jewel your back in the ring from a short time off are you prepared to go back in the ring, I mean we did some training and you and HB as well. So are you mentally and physically ready to get in the ring?

Jewel- You know I am and I heard through HB, that I was facing Sabrina Sinstone. And the fact is since i been gone the Woman's division is heating up and gave a few words for couple of the females here because they want to be champion they need to come through me. And with my trusty leadpipe. No way that Sabrina or anyone else will go through me.

Jasmine- I am glad your getting back in. What is your main goal?

Jewel- To not beat the females here but become the Pan Amazon Champion, and no one will stop me now.

Jasmine- Did you see the card to where Powerhouse is returning to the ring and him and Hells Bouncer going for World Tag Team Championships.

Jewel- Yes and I want you at their ringside to stop anything from happening and to make sure those two win Tag Titles.

Jasmine- Trust and believe they will become Tag Champions. You got your lead pipe, as i have a trusty sledgehammer.

Jewel- Good I want to make sure nothing comes inbetween Bouncer/Powerhouse and Tag Titles.

( So as they are eating and finishing their sandwiches and preparing to go down the road in their 2018 corvette and head down the road to the nearby track to exercise and do stretches and all for the walk and event upcoming. )

Walking around the track

Jasmine- So we are going around the track 8 times some walking some running to prepare for stamina part of the match to re-energize you physically.

Jewel- Well we need to do what is done because this is the test to see what is possible for my future, I don't need the company to look down on me due to losing matches and not being good enough. So lets make this happen and make this a stellar night for Jewel and defeat Sabrina.

Jasmine- So you know I think I will take the lead pipe and make sure I come to the ring with you. Because we may of failed at the Anzac Cup but together we will make sure the female division loses and you capture the title of your choice.

Jewel- Well with us talking already completed 2 laps around the track as we got 6 more so lets focus on the work now the training and physical well being.

Jasmine- Lets finish and go home for the evening.

Jewel- I am all up for that. This Battleground will be the night of the Bouncer family.

( scene ends as Jewel and Jasmine finish up the track and head home for the night to relax. )

[edwarddubin0604]

(Team Fairtex is entering the Wells Fargo Center along with their wives The Hired Killers and are met by their fans who surround them as Katie Moss meets them at the entrance.)

Katie Moss: "Team Fairtex what are your thoughts about returning to Philadelphia after a three year absence."

Tong Fairtex: "PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA! ARE YOU READY FO SOME SWATV TAG TEAM WRESTLING!"

Phantam Fairtex: "OH YEAH I KNOW THEY ARE!"

(Their fans roar with enthusiasm.)

Tong Fairtex: "You know Katie Philadelphia's always held a special place in our hearts. You see Philadelphia's always been an avid sports town. Oh yeah whenever their teams win they show their enthusiasm and when they lose they express their opinions and that's what we like about the fans in Philadelphia."

Phantam Fairtex: "Oh yeah, brother Tong. Philadelphia's the greatest sports town in this whole country and even the whole world. I mean these fans love their teams win, lose or draw it doesn't matter. Imagine the 2009 World Champion Phillies after winning the World Series......"

(Their fans roar.)

Phantam Fairtex: "Then there's the fact that this city had a Little League World Series contender which came up short but hey they should be proud of their accomplishment to get there. What do you think of that our great SWAT fans...."

(Their fans chant and hoot their approval.)

Phantam Fairtex: "That's right and then there's the Philadelphia Eagles won the 2017 Super Bowl and these great fans finally saw the football gods smile upon this excellent sports town....."

(Phantam joins Their fans chant and sing the Eagles Fight Song and then chant "E....A....G....L....E.....S!" before letting out the Eagles war cry.)

Phantam Fairtex: "Oh yeah and then there's their soccer team, The Philadelphia Union, on the verge of becoming a play off contender leading the league and they're going to be the future MLS Soccer Champions....."

(Their fans roar.)

Phantam Fairtex: "Then there's their official Arena Bowl Champions from various times over the past AFL seasons and they always proved to always try and find a way to win......."

(Their fans chant.)

Phantam Fairtex: "Then there's their hockey team The Philadelphia Flyers and Philly fans feel that their team can and will go a long way to regain that glory from the mid 70's and we know they can do it....."

(Their fans roar "Oh Hell Yeah!")

Phantam Fairtex: "Then there's the most famous fictional Philadelphia boxer of all cinematic history and that's Rocky Balboa of the Rocky movies and he's the ultimate underdog....."

(Their fans chant "Rocky! Rocky!" and roar.)

Tong Fairtex: "Thank you Phantam for the history and Philadelphia has a fond place in our hearts because of the fact that we wrestled here before SWAT ACW folded due to Joe Pesci. However, we're going to start making our move towards tag team glory starting with the new team of Hells Bouncer and Powerhouse. Now I know what you're about to ask Katie and we don't know a damned thing about this Powerhouse."

Katie Moss: "How are you going to prepare for Powerhouse."

Tong Fairtex: "Well Katie you adapt your strategy as the match comes along and let me tell you Katie this is no exception to the rule. That's what all teams do and that's make adjustments as the match goes along and that's what really good teams do during games and that's no exception in professional wrestling."

Phantam Fairtex: "Now Hells Bouncer and Powerhouse can claim that they are underdogs going into this match and that's understandable against a well oiled team. You see Hells Bouncer and Powerhouse we're out for a little redemption since we were deprived of tag title shots and now we're about to prove why we're worthy of them."

Tong Fairtex: "Now we're wondering why would Hells Bouncer and Powerhouse send out their protégés to do their promo when we're their opponents. It begs the question about how bad his promos have become. Well we'll see if they can back up what their protégés said about us......"

(Their fans chant "Team Fairtex!" "Team Fairtex!")

Phantam Fairtex: "In a matter of moments it's going to be Team Fairtex, the Team of the Future, vs. the newly formed team of Hells Bouncer and Powerhouse. We are a team that's well organized and we work perfectly together and for the obvious reasons.
We're brothers and brothers know each other and work together no matter who the opponents are and that includes Hells Bouncer and Powerhouse."

Katie Moss: "You know Jewel and Jasmine are going to be watching their backs and you'll have your wives at ringside too it seems."

Jade: "Look we're going to stay out of the match and as long as Jasmine and Jewel stay out of our way and out of the match it's okay by us. We have no intention of interfering in our husbands affairs."

Kim: "Believe me we'll stand our ground if Jewel and Jasmine dare to interfere with our husbands match with them. They want to interject themselves into the match we'll make sure they don't and we know they're thinking vice versa."

Katie Moss: "So you plan on staying out of your husbands affairs."

Jade: "They fight their own battles and we fight ours and that's what we always plan on doing."

Tong Fairtex: "Right now we have some business to do before we have our match and to Hells Bouncer and Powerhouse. We're going to be ready for you and we're going to be in the ring staring at you from the opposite side of the ring and we're going to show you why we're the best their is and always will be and if you or anyone thinks differently is not excellent. We're out of here."

(They leave and enter the Wells Fargo Center.)

Katie Moss: "Well guys back to you."

(The scene slowly fades to black.)

[SWAT Team]

[Just a Little by Liberty X hits and Sabrina Sinstone makes her way out to the ramp way, she pauses at the top and poses for the fans, and WHAM! Jewel blindsides her from behind with a double axe handle.]

Jeremy Tucker : Looks like Jewel is not interested in waiting for this one to get going, and has just walloped Sabrina from behind!

Andrew Fulton : She is a tad eager.

Jeremy Tucker : Jewel hoists Sabrina up on her shoulder and charges off the rampway and powerslams her thru a nearby table! This attack is completely unnecessary.

Andrew Fulton : Perhaps, but effective. I like it.

Jeremy Tucker : Jewel stomping on Sabrina, this one is over before it even starts!

Andrew Fulton : The fans are giving it to Jewel, and she is telling them where to go, and Sabrina catches her with a kick to the back of the leg, and it struck right on the inside knee, and Jewel is down, clutching her leg.

Jeremy Tucker : Sabrina not done yet! Jewel wasn’t expecting that shot, and Sabrina slowly to her feet, Jewel goes for a big right swing, but Sabrina ducks under it and Jewel loses balance, her knee giving way, and Sabrina spears her, back first into the ring apron.

Andrew Fulton : Sabrina rolls Jewel into the ring and then slides in and the ref calls for the bell and we are officially under way.

Jeremy Tucker : Sabrina makes the cover .... One ...... Tw ... kick out by Jewel.

Andrew Fulton : Jewel grabs the hair of Sabrina and rams her head into the mat and then adds a knee to the skull for good measure.

Jeremy Tucker : Jewel back in control, and she delivers a hard pile driver! That could be it!

Andrew Fulton : She isn’t going for the cover. Jewel going to the top rope!

Jeremy Tucker : She steadies herself on the top turnbuckle, launches for a frog splash ... no! Sabrina gets the knees up!

Andrew Fulton : Sabrina seizing the moment! Nails Jewel with a side Russian Leg sweep!

Jeremy Tucker : Spinning heel kick by Sabrina!

Andrew Fulton : Sabrina now heading to the top ... flying body press ... JEWEL CAUGHT HER!

Jeremy Tucker : What strength!

Andrew Fulton : Jewel holds her there and WHAM! World strongest slam sends them big bazonga’s of Jewels crushing the life and air out of Sabrina!

Jeremy Tucker : Jewel stomps her, then crushes her into the mat with a DDT!

Andrew Fulton : Sabrina is doneski!

Jeremy Tucker : Jewel hoists Sabrina back up by the hair and tucks her in an inverted headlock ... SCORPIAN DEATH DROP!!! Jewel makes the cover .... One ................ Two ........ THREE!!!!! Your winner ... JEWEL!!!!

Andrew Fulton : What a return! Jewel is out to make waves here in the Amazons division.

Jeremy Tucker : It’s going to get a lot tougher from here though! We’ll be right back folks.

[Lucky Linda]

“We are now joined by Lucky Linda La Fey” Katie Forbes states to the camera, Lucky Linda standing beside her, a big smile on her face that even the mic Katie is thrusting towards her can’t hide as she introduces the Lucky One. They are standing in the back in front of a SWAT Battleground banner. “Linda, thanks for this time, how are you feeling before your big match with Suzi Spitz?”

“Thanks Katie” Replies Linda. “This is a match i have been after for a long, long, longgggg time. Suzi has a reputation as one of the best wrestlers in the world, not only women wrestlers but wrestlers period. I had never seen why, her time here in SWAT previously has been mediocre at best, leaning more towards ... to be perfectly frank ... embarrassing.”

“She just captured the Pan am Championship Linda” States Katie.

“So i saw.” Replies Linda, a little curtly. “I will be honest, she seems to be bringing her A game this time around to SWAT. Let’s hope it continues.”

“You seem to really have a grudge against her Linda.”

“Look. It’s true, i hold no love for her, but a grudge, that’s exaggerating it a bit.” Linda is calm and speaking politely. “I do remember though when i won the Amazons Championship. My crowning moment, was ruined by her, cheap shotting me in the back and then high tailing it from the fed. “

“What about the memorial show, you weren’t booked, but then made a surprise appearance interrupting Avery’s time on Suits Suite.”

“Now there is someone i have a grudge with.” Replies Linda. “It’s not over with her and I.”

“She has just been through a terrible ordeal. Her husband not only betrayed her and turned on her to help the KGB win her title, they then double crossed him after he did it and left him for dead at the Memorial show, and now he is on life support in a coma in the Intensive Care Unit.”

“And that my dear Katie, is what you call Karma.” Linda answers. “What goes around comes around. I have no empathy for her situation what so ever. In fact, a little bitter part inside me, actually got a kick out of them getting their comeuppance. It was Grand.”

“Come on now, no one deserves that.”

“Look Katie. They chose to do what they did. Them. There is no one else to blame for the consequences of their actions but themselves.” Linda ponders “You want to mess with the big boys, you best be prepared for what comes your way. They were all cook a hoop when they did it to me, but now it’s come full circle hasn’t it. Unlucky for them, that.”

“You’re star is shining bright here at SWAT right now. You have been in some five star matches of late, most importantly the showing against Radu Matei for the World Championship.”

“Yes. But, i didn’t win, did i? I know you can’t win them all. I know the standard of opponent here at SWAT is unsurpassed in this business. That’s what i love about this place. Everywhere you turn, there is another challenge. Names like our Amazons Champion Joanne Canelli. I would love a shot at her, and her opponent tonight Tabitha. Wow. She is some piece of work.”

“Who do you think will win Linda?” Asks Kaie.

“Well, i have to go with Joanne, she is red hot right now, and with the backing of the KGB, they are on a roll. I don’t much care for their methods, but you can’t dispute the results. Then there is Blaze Freya, the Hired Killers, Olympia was so close to winning the Pan Am belt, she can beat anyone on the roster on her day. And let’s not forget the Wildcat and former GM Lynne Brewster. She may now be Mr Pesci’s slave, which i find abhorrent, but she is as tough as anyone i have stepped in the ring with, Radu included.” States Linda.

“Which brings us back to Suzi Spitz and tonight.” Katie smiles to Linda, she is pleased with her segway.

“Indeed it does.” Smiles Linda. “Well, Suzi Spits.” Linda looks intently into the camera. “You are about to go to battle with Lady Luck herself, and you need to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky? Well? Do ya? PUNK?” We fade with Linda staring into the screen, determination piercing through the lens.

[Jonnie Valentine]

[Jonnie is back on Matt Boone's podcast, Matt Work]


Matt Boone: Are you or a loved one suffering from side effects because you took the allergy medicine Betrotirizine? Are you suffering from night screams? Acidic dandruff? Communing with the dead? Splitting tens on blackjack? A parasitic twin that yells "Split!" to the dealer when you get two tens in blackjack? You may be entitled to substantial compensation, especially if your voice is doing that uncontrollable shrieking thing by now. Call the law offices of Cody Young today! Ok, now that we got some of that business taken care of, let's get back to reviewing Hardkore Helloween 2008 with "Mr. Dropkick" Jonnie Valentine. Now at what point were you like I got Syberus vs. the late, great Adrian Tanner Jr. but I need to add one more? 


"Mr Dropkick" Jonnie Valentine: By then, Syberus and Adrian Tanner Jr. had wrestled a few times and I thought we needed an added attraction, especially for the more bloodthirsty crowds in Cleveland. RDS had recently attacked both Syberus and Adrian Tanner during their matches and it felt like a natural fit. 


Matt Boone: That's wild. Was there ever any thought to maybe adding "Platinum" Pat Bozzini?


"Mr Dropkick" Jonnie Valentine: No, he was Hardkore America Champion at that point and was really focused on winning the Helloween Cup. 


Matt Boone: Understood, understood. Do you want another Yoo-hoo?


"Mr Dropkick" Jonnie Valentine: I can't drink any more of these. 


Matt Boone: Got it. Ronnie Cox hasn't been available much for publicity since his ill-fated interview with Miss Moss. The word is the reason he's a former porn star in the first place is he gave most of the San Fernando Valley an incurable form of ass gonorrhea.

 
"Mr Dropkick" Jonnie Valentine: It's true, scientists say this strain hasn't really been seen since our boys went over to the South Pacific in WWII. 


Matt Boone: The US military thought they had eradicated the disease when they took a flamethrower to any village exhibiting signs of the disease. Things like rectal itching, dragging one's butt along the ground or doing the pedigree as a finish. 


"Mr Dropkick" Jonnie Valentine: Sadly it appears Robbie Cox is patient zero. 


Matt Boone: Would you like another Yoo-hoo?


"Mr Dropkick" Jonnie Valentine:  You already asked me that.


Matt Boone: Then can I have yours?


"Mr Dropkick" Jonnie Valentine: Sure. 


Matt Boone: (sipping on Yoo-hoo juice box) As an actor, how would you rate his skills?  


"Mr Dropkick" Jonnie Valentine:  Art is subjective, Matthew.  Critics said that Spiderman: Into The Spider Vag was tripe. With alot of empty platitudes about man's inherent need for order and shoddy editing due to his co-star OD'ing mid-scene. 


Matt Boone: Rest in peace, Bailey Buttz. You were too good for this world. 

"Mr Dropkick" Jonnie Valentine: However, if you go back and watch Manchester By The C-Cup, you realize the potential producers thought they were working to realize. You see the true Robbie Cox, before he had to fake STD tests to hide the fact that he has ass gonorrhea.


Matt Boone: I'm going to suggest that when it's my pick for family movie night. 


"Mr Dropkick" Jonnie Valentine:  I wouldn't. 


Kilroy Evans: Yeah, really. 


Matt Boone: What's Kilroy doing here again?  


"Mr Dropkick" Jonnie Valentine: He's my ride. 


Matt Boone: Ah.  


Kilroy Evans: Your Dad is really cool. 


Matt Boone: If you're referring to Jeff, he is not my Dad. And he is a dick. 


Kilroy Evans: His train set is pretty awesome. 


Matt Boone: No it isn't, it is dumb, like Jeff is dumb. 


Kilroy Evans: Have you ever tried to take an interest in things he likes to do? Like train sets? Or his vinyl collection? Has he told you he named his fantasy football team after you? 


Matt Boone: I do not care about fantasy anything!! Now, getting back to Hardkore Helloween, Jonnie...


"Mr Dropkick" Jonnie Valentine: Please. 


Matt Boone: What time did you arrive at the arena? Paint me a picture. Is this get there early, get set up, or is it more of a haphazard...


Jeff: Ok, champ. 10 more minutes on the podcast and then lights out. 


Matt Boone: I am an adult!! 


Kilroy Evans: Hey, champ. Take it easy.


"Mr Dropkick" Jonnie Valentine: Yeah, really man. Not cool. Got it, Jeff. Thanks.


Jeff: Hey, Kilroy. You wouldn't want to go toss the ball around would you?


Kilroy: Sure!

[edwarddubin0604]

The tron shows Psychotic Goth and Vampira surrounded by what looks like toxic smoke the expression on her face is one of anger.)

Vampira: "'The King of the Goths' is very displeased at the fact that his gifts to his opponents last week were stolen and now he's going to make the party who did it pay."

Psychotic Goth: "Pesci you hit an all time low by having 'Timeless' Alex Turner steal my gifts for my opponents and then grant him a title shot at me. If that's the way you want it Pesci. If you want him to suffer my wrath Pesci so be it. I shall make it so and not be slow about it nor shall I show mercy towards you 'Timeless.'"

(He yells in an ancient dialect.)

Psychotic Goth: "You see 'Timeless' your bitch Pesci cost me the chance of regaining what was mine and that I never lost and that was the SWAT ACW Heavyweight Championship Belt. You see Pesci and his bitches interrupted a violent and hardcore cage match so brutal and bloody that all the competitors were bleeding. Hells Bouncer and Eric Dane attempted to eliminate me and they would have if it wasn't for Vampira and my apprentice Little Dragon who got me out of the hospital and rushed me in a stolen ambulance. They were shocked and horrified when they saw their worst nightmare in the cage match and I went on a tear injured or not."

(Psychotic Goth's breathing becomes even more monsterous.)

Psychotic Goth: "I was a relentless demon in that cage match and I was like a beast. I was like a fierce gothic king leading his army on a quest to conquer and vanquish the competitors. The out of nowhere the Philadelphia wrestling fans were screwed out of an entertaining match climax. They were screwed out of history being made. Out of nowhere Joe Pesci and his entourage of whores shut the card down unexpectedly as I was on the verge of winning the Swat ACW Heavyweight Championship."

(He roars and screams an ancient dialect.)

Psychotic Goth: "Now Pesci has lowered himself to new lows by ordering 'Timeless' Alex Turner to steal my gifts to my opponent and be rewarded a title shot against me. You have sealed Alex's fate and the fate of is overrated whore Sluttylishus. Oh you have sealed her fate Joe Bitch."

(He holds up a Roxylishus and Joe Pesci action figure and what looks like a large deformed spike.)

Psychotic Goth: "See this Alex. Do you see what you have done to Alex's slut Pesci. You have sealed her fate and I shall make sure my curse shall hurt you and I shall show no mercy to 'Timeless' Alex Turner either. In a matter of moments 'Timeless' shall have a new name and that's 'Time's Up' Alex Turner. Your time shall be up real soon and I shall make it so."

(Psychotic Goth chants something and he stabs the action figure and it bleeds as he laughs demonically.)

Psychotic Goth: "Alex see the fate that is in store for Sluttylishus. This is for your association with that bitch Joe Pesci and the KGB. This is a warning of things to come for the KGB if they should or anyone should interfere with my quest to expand the darkness and the bloodshed I shall spill."

(He chants again and stabs the Joe Pesci action figure which bleeds too.)

Psychotic Goth: "This is for you if you even think of trying to stop my reign of terror and darkness. This is for you making war against me Pesci and this is when you shall pay for your crimes against me and the fans of SWAT. Beware I shall make my threats a reality. Alex you shall be his representative and I shall destroy you in the Hardkore World style that I have always loved."

(He roars and bellows in an ancient dialect.)

Psychotic Goth: "Alex I'm going to kill you and I'm going to show you why I'm the 'King of the Goths,' and 'The Psychotic one.' I'm going to show you why I'm 'Satan's Chosen Warrior' and I shall send you to hell permanently. Purgatory shall be a vacation compared to what I intend to do to you Turner."

(He lowers his head and raises his arms and flings his head back to reveal his pale handsome goth like looks.)

Psychotic Goth: "Alex. The Hardcore Title shall truly live up to it's name and I shall remain the hardcore Champion. Alex you won't be able to turn back the clock to the time you were a little bratty punk on the baseball field. You won't be able to escape through time and try to redo this war between us. I shall finish you off and then I shall destroy the KGB. Thus I have spoken and thus my words shall become reality."

(The toxic smoke envelopes them as the tron goes black.)

[King Syberus]

The arena cuts to black. Suspense builds in the crowd for a few moments before a familiar voice pierces through the darkness.

"Don't fret precious..."

Spotlights highlight the centre of the ring, revealing Syberus.

"I'm here."

Big pops. Syberus sits in the centre of the ring on a steel chair, wearing a cheap black Jonie Valentine t-shirt over his ring gear. Syberus holds the mic in one hand and in the other, a Stylistics bow tie, available from the trunk of Ronnie the Merch guy's car NOW, on which he focuses profoundly. After a few moments of not talking, Syberus snaps out of it, as if realising it was not he that stared unto the bow tie, but perhaps the bow tie that stared unto HIM. Syberus's right arm is bandaged, scars of the forceful handshake only two of wrestling's god-tier could produce.

"We all have our demons, our crosses to bare. Sooner or later we all have to come face to face with the glaring truths we'd rather not admit."

Syberus looks around the audience for a second.

"Perhaps on some level throughout our storied careers I always thought Kilroy Evans was better than me. He certainly proved to be on the night as we honoured the passing of Reginald P. Packer and Adrian Tanner Jnr. by, well, beating each other senseless. What other way can two Hardkore World alumni show respect? It's funny... I harp back to our very first meeting, all those years ago before I'd even got NEAR a scrap of championship gold and I think about how I was outclassed that night. I found myself out classed on the memorial show too, 15 years later, by the same man with an air of familiarity about the whole proceedings. It was like..."

"Almost like the two matches were the same."

"Now, Radu..."

The crowd heats up as for once Syberus mentions someone he wasn't wrestling in the early noughties.

"It's worth noting for your sake- and believe me I'm aware you've probably heard me ramble on about who I've beaten many times over the years but I'd just like to add a reminder that I dealt Kilroy Evans many defeats in between these two moments. But now that I think about it... my victories over Kilroy were always somewhat less... SAVOURY than his victories over me."

The word "savoury" makes Soutter salivate somewhere backstage. Barbecued shrimp appear in his thoughts like vietnam flashbacks as we speak. Syberus tosses the bow tie over his shoulder as he stands up to pace the ring, before realising Ronnie will bill him for it and nonchalantly scooping it back up on his way past.

"And this is the problem for you, Radu."

The crowd cheers.

"At the top of my career I was known for a few things. One, was talking a lot. Hence why I'm out here first, with a microphone in hand, building up the first actual championship match you've had here in Syndicate Wrestling, despite the fact that you bashed your opponents only the other week for not talking first, which was for some reason important to you. Well, here I am. Where the fuck are you? Anyway, talkie talkie Syb they called me. Well that's not exactly true they called me a lot worse. "Don't you ever shut up?" They'd say. "You're the reason I'm quitting". "I'd literally rather not have a title shot than listen to you". Hahah. Those guys. Always ribbin'. It was a different time."

A reference to "ribs" makes Soutter... well you get the idea...

"Another thing I was known for was an absolute, unflinching focus on Championship gold. When my moments arrived, I took the opportunities. Here, tonight, I get the chance to claim a title that I had to watch Stan "the Tank" Wilson carry for crying out loud, back when Aids and I were busy making the tag titles more prestigious. I don't intend to look this particular gift horse in the mouth, and Radu, just because I'm coming off a comparatively clean loss from Kilroy, you should be extremely concerned about your ability to retain your title tonight. Granted, I like to blow my own trumpet on the matter but defenders against me rarely do."

THE CROWD CHEERS INTENSIFY.

"Now don't get me wrong this is also a wonderfully timed opportunity for you. Your last two defences have seen Soutter- HA! Soutter... HAHAHA!!!"

"I'm sorry, one second..."

Syberus bends over struggling to breathe as the laughter escapes.

"HAS SEEN PAUL SOUTTER STEAL THE LIMELIGHT FROM YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

"Ohhhh, MAN"

He wipes a tear.

"But while the fattest and probably just generally worst person to ever come from Australia has bundled you ontop of your last two challengers allowing you to "retain", I can assure you the man that's been all over you recently-"

Syberus chokes out another laugh which actually causes snot to come out of his nose.

"Will be nowhere near our match tonight."

Syberus wipes his nose. THE CROWD POP OUT OF THEIR SEATS!

"No, this time you might actually have to wrestle, and you might actually have to win. But that's the great thing about this match for you. Lose, and you're just another guy who dropped a belt to the great Syberus. Win, and you've papered over the cracks of two absolutely shambolic defences with something altogether a little more "legit"."

"Now..."

He walks over to a turnbuckle and leans on it.

"There's something you should understand because it's going to stand you in good stead not just for your chances tonight, but your chances going forward should you ever want to wear the crown again. I assure you, it's toppling off your head tonight."

"You know how... you don't care about Kilroy Evans? And you don't care about Rally Jackson and Cobryn and all those guys I could name from Hardkore World's heyday?"

He pauses. THE CROWD CANNOT CONTAIN THEIR ANTICIPATION!

"I don't care about Joe Pesci. I don't care about Timeless. I sure as hell don't give a shit about Lynn Brewster. I genuinely don't give two fucks about anybody in this place, the politics, the game plans, what's going on backstage, the long term schemes WHY the fat man and the KGB sought to interfere in your matches... none of it is relevant to the great Syberus. Radu, I don't even care about you. The only thing I care about is the 15lbs of leather and gold you fraudulently wear over your shoulder that declares you the Heavyweight Champion of the World."

HIS WORDS ARE LIKE NECTAR TO THE CROWD. A POP OF EUPHORIA. YOU DA MAN THEY SAY.

"That's what made me one of only two men in the history of Hardkore World, land of perpetual screwjobs to wear the Heavyweight title on four occasions. Because the schemes of lesser people, lesser wrestlers in this sport were only ever a method for them to gain screen time they don't deserve. To take focus away from the man that holds the most prestigious title in the company because they simply never COULD. This is a lesson for you. Because just like you've been rolled ontop of opponents after like 17 people interfered, in front of the watching world by the way what're the athletic sports commission doing about that, I've had titles TAKEN from me in similar fashion. I've had the schemes and the swerves through the years trying to rob me of my spotlight. Never from Paul Soutter by all means but these are lesser times. The one thing that's never wavered from me throughout all that is my absolute desire to wear THAT BELT."

SYBERUS'S WORDS THROW THE CROWD INTO ABSOLUTE ECSTACY. THEY CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN THE AGONISING PLEASURE HIS EVERY BREATH MAKES THEM FEEL. THEY ARE NOW LOST. NO LONGER TRULY AN AUDIENCE BUT A WRITHING MASS OF HEDONISTIC CULTISTS AT HIS ORGASMIC ALTAR.

"Tonight, Radu, you learn a valuable lesson about the sacrifices required to be the World Heavyweight Champion. To truly be THE MAN to carry the gold."

Syberus holds up a finger.

"And I don't mean the bumps, the bruises, the scrapes, the shattered bones and the third degree burns."

Syberus points to his own face, carrying the war wounds of many years.

"Been there. So tuck the violin away because no one gives a shit what happened with Frostbite. You ever go a few matches against LuJo? Jesus."

He holds up an apologetic hand.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. There I go again referencing people you rightly don't care about. You see I can't help myself. Things were just better then. The promo quality was better. The production was better. The opposition was better. And that's why I'm here, Radu. To give you a blast from the past that reminds you of the level we were, and the level you aren't, the level you need to be if you ever want to emulate the period of absolute wrestling gold that I, and "Always a 9.5" Jonnie Valentine, and Kiroy Evans were apart of. Getting your ass handed to you by Frostbite is not that level. Soutter running roughshod over you week after week is not that level. But don't worry. Take my hand and I'll walk you through the garden of truth. Tonight isn't just a title defence for you Radu, an actual title defence for once not like the pretend title defences you've had so far, it's an education in professional wrestling."

He now looks directly into the camera.

"Now let me make one thing perfectly clear. This match is between me and Radu. This is the biggest match he's ever wrestled and the biggest match I've wrestled in close to a decade. If anyone interferes in this match, they will feel the full force of my righteous vengeance. I don't care who you are. I don't care what position in this company is. I will bring a war to your doorstep the likes of which you have never felt. This is not an opportunity for you to boost your ego's. Further your agenda's. Get your storylines over."

We bump against the fourth wall. That's enough of that.

"This is for the SWAT World Heavyweight Championship and I will absolutely fucking obliterate anyone that gets in my way of taking it."

"Radu."

"Your audience awaits."

HE DROPS THE MICROPHONE AND THE CROWD CANNOT HOLD OUT ANY LONGER; HIS INCANDESCENCE TURNS THEM UPON EACH OTHER, DEVOURING EACH OTHER LIKE ANIMALS IN A SEA OF MADNESS POP

[SWAT Team]

Jeremy Tucker : Our next match Brian Acres v JR Wrangler and this should be an interesting match as they both want to prove themselves here in the company.

Andrew Fulton : Acres has struggled ever since his debut, he needs a new role model, and Wrangler, lets see what he has in him, they are in the ring and they both have locked up and looking like Acres has the upper hand here.

Jeremy Tucker : And Acres has Wrangler up against the ropes as the ref asks for a clean break and Wrangler delivers a back elbow to the side of the face of Acres. Now with that Wrangler takes Acres bounces him from corner to corner and Wrangler nails a stinger splash.

Andrew Fulton : Now as Wrangler bounces him off the ropes from a Stinger Splash and hits a brutal clothesline damn!!! What a clothesline!

Jeremy Tucker : Look Wrangler goes for an early cover for the Pin.

REF COUNTS--



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KICK OUT

Andrew Fulton : I figured it be to early for a pinfall attempt. Acres stands kicks Wrangler in the head takes his feet up and Hurra Kanrana. Acres bouncing off the ropes and lands a leg drop onto Wrangler and Wrangler stands up as Acres is trying to get crowd into this.


Jeremy Tucker : Acres turns around, and blasts a big boot to the face of Acres and Acres is spaghetti legged and kicks Acres in the gut and bouncing again off the ropes into a swinging neckbreaker. Covering Acres again.


REF COUNTS





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KICK OUT

Andrew Fulton : Another kickout by Acres and Wrangler shoves Acres away as he tried a drop kick and Wrangler delivers a spinning heel kick to the head dropping Acres. As Wrangler goes to the top rope and lands a Macho Man type elbow drop off the top rope.


Jeremy Tucker : Wrangler is calling for the finisher. As Acres is on the mat and locks in the crossface.

Andrew Fulton : Ref is asking Acres as Acres is trying to claw and inch his way to the ropes and he is very close to the ropes and he almost grabs the ropes.

Jeremy Tucker : He is touching but wait Wrangler rolls him over to the middle of the ring and he clamps it in good the crossface is locked and Acres is trying to not tap out and Wrangler pushes back on the crossface and Acres is tapping out.

Andrew Fulton : Ref calls for the bell Acres taps out wow, Wrangler fully mainly dominated this match.


BELL RINGS-- DING DING DING


WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY SUBMISSION JR WRANGLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[jsr]

JR grabs a microphone.
"Acres a great effort but it was just not enough. Today I won and to show you I'm a nice guy. Come have a beer with me backstage. Oh and by the way this is my first step to the title, I don't care which title because I'm coming from them all. Now hit my music."

[Deleted]

Here at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia PA, in my locker room dressed to fight in my ring gear and with my sidekick Jewel here as she is prepared in her all black ring gear with her famous lead pipe. Sitting in our personally bought recliners and just sitting back watching video of Team Fairtex as Powerhouse is training somewhere in PA.

HB- Well Jewel its finally time the match makers see what I have been saying for a long time. And my resume speaks for itself. Bringing back Powerhouse and talked him out of retirement to take down the best tag teams in the world.

Jewel- Well I guess you have some stroke here. I mean you are the former World Heavyweight Champion. And very soon with myself, Jasmine, and Powerhouse you will become the Heavyweight Champion again, it will be just due time.

HB- Right now Team Fairtex needs to be worried as they have already claimed they have no clue on what Powerhouse is capable of and the best thing about this is have they even seen what I have done in this company, I have ended careers of several talent that could not hang and be man or woman enough to show they are anything here but in reality were just losers.

Jewel- I know that they could not fill your shoes there HB, and when Powerhouse comes in play into the equation, Team Fairtex will be looking like oh hell they are better than what we thought. Team Fairtex is underestimating you guys and they will be sorry they have.

HB- Team Fairtex if your listening out there look at the careers I ended. That stupid Beezelbozo or however you pronounce his name the dumbass clown of the company more like Jobber the Clown. Industrial Man he could not beat me and had nothing on me and I chased him off the company cause he knew I could out wrestle him any day of the week. Oh yea then there was the bitch of the company that could not hang with you Jewel. You called her out and she got mad feeling she can run her mouth but when you set her in line she up and quit the company. Shannon Damage she was nothing but a low life looking hooker type troll.

Jewel- I never understood Damage she was unstoppable but I just wondered she did beat me in my debut and all I wanted was a rematch and I think she was afraid that the time it took to train and be more prepared she was afraid I would of ended her unbeatable reign. But it is what it is. You went in showed out her true colors. But my question is how is Powerhouse feeling about returning and being in SWAT?

HB- I do not know, I will be meeting up with him later, and we will be discussing everything about his career and all, and my personal interviewer will be there to talk to him his first promo interview since last being in the ring.

( Jasmine enters the locker room to join HB and Jewel for some conversation as she is in all red gear Red Tank Top Shirt, Red yoga Pants. )

Jasmine- Hey guys what is going on. ( as Jasmine is carrying around a lead pipe like Jewel )

Jewel- Hey there Jasmine we are just discussing HB's career, upcoming match and the people he has put out of SWAT with soon the addition of Team Fairtex leaving next because they won't be able to handle the HB/Powerhouse combo.

Jasmine- I have to be honest when and before I knew of Hells Bouncer here, I was always a fan of that Industrial Man. But that was till I seen how HB handled him and he became an afterthought.

HB- When it comes down to it, I just thought Industrial Man wanted to be the next Hells Bouncer of SWAT but my only issue was I wished I could of defended then when i was World Champion just to show him he can not beat me at my best and I will again be at my best when I become the Tag Team Champion.

Jasmine- Myself and Jewel will make sure that in the end and when the smoke clears that you and Powerhouse win Tag Team titles.

Jewel- Yes and I will be defeating Sabrina or whoever this newbie is that I will take out.

HB- You know im thinking I have ended 3 careers maybe since Randy Orton known as Legend Killer I can be known as Career Ender. Because I have a few people I want to end career to and I will be looking to fix that and end them sooner than later. Also what I want to end is Paul Soutter and the KGB.

Jewel- I mean why try that they own the company that could be career suicide there HB?

HB- Let me explain to you. And I will put everything into play. I trusted Paul Soutter, I thought he was truly someone I looked up to and thought maybe joining him, I would have a true friend. But in the end he showed his true colors at Anzac Tournament when them dumbass fools beat me down. I mean look what they did to Maddox put him in a coma. And i will have him join forces so we can take out KGB.

Jewel- They are not to mess with. You could be next.

HB- See this is where Powerhouse has come into this. He has watched and seen up close. He coming out of retirement to help me end KGB. His part now as we get Tag Team Gold, but our main purpose is this. Powerhouse is a brutal person. He is nice till you hurt family enough for him to do what he is doing. He is a popular wrestler everyone loves him but when he debuts I assure you he will be different and he has told me if he catches KGB alone he taking them out one by one. So I am feeling bad for the KGB. Now they have competition.

Jasmine- They seem the KGB that is like a mafia group from what they done..

HB- They are sort of until someone becomes man and or woman enough to take them down. Now I know in time Maddox will. But Soutter forgot one thing.

Jewel- What is that?

HB- I am Henry Brown the earl of hell, I am right now the most dangerous man on the roster. When KGB sees Powerhouse all hell will unleash in this company. And we go down they coming with us. But rest assured Myself, Powerhouse, You Jasmine and Jewel, we need to end KGB.. No one else will lets do this. We going to bring the tag gold home then we are eliminating the KGB. I hope they are ready.

Jewel- I am with you HB.

Jasmine- I am as well.

HB- Good lets go find Powerhouse go to lunch and see what he thinks.

( scene ends as fades to black as HB's crew heads to find Powerhouse. )

[suzispitz]

Pussie Willows : Ladies, and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, the new Pan-Am Champion, I'm talking, of course, about none other, than The Violent Vixen, herself, Suzi Spitz.

SS : OHhhhhh, indeed you ARE talkin' 'bout little ol' me, Pussie, but ya wanna know who isn't talkin' about me? Blaze Freya. THAT'S who!

Ya see, it was all a big joke on the social media, when she was jibber-jabberin' about how happy she was that she was gonna whip my ass to all her little ass lickin' friends on The Facebook, but now that she's had ta take two losses straight, to yours truly, it seems like maybe she finally wised up, and stopped talkin' outta her nasty ass!


Pussie Willows : Some feel that Blaze should be in line for a rematch with you, since you've never pinned her, or made her submit, in either of your in-ring encounters.

SS : So tell the bitch ta get in line. I don't rightly give a damn, because I'm tired of talkin' about Blaze Freya.

I beat her one on one, and I took her title when I dominated her, and two other contenders.

She had her little three minute run, and now her time has passed, but hey, at least there's always a spot on the beat down bitches SWAT uses ta get the newbs over in the pre-show.

Pussie Willows : That seems a bit pre-mature, in my humble opinion, nevertheless, there are those who say...

SS : Oh, blah, blah, blah... cry me a freakin' river.

I beat up Blaze Freya, and that's that. Get over it.

I'm the champ now, just like I said I'd be.

Pussie Willows : Speaking of being the champion, where is your belt?

SS : As you can see, if ya look close enough at your screens, right there in the bottom right hand corner, there's an image of a paper title image banner thingie I made on one of them old Apple Computers from 1987. And that's what I'm usin' ta represent my Pan-Am title, while I'm gettin' the real belt completely remodeled.

And just in case you're wonderin', I have the authority ta do that, since I'm gonna be keepin' it for however long I want.

It's just a shame that I can't actually wear the paper title, 'cause it's all flimsy, and weak... heh-heh... it's almost a sort of poetic justice...

Pussie Willows : Poetic Justice? What's that supposed to mean?

SS : It means I got a flimsy, weak, paper title, from a flimsy, weak, paper champion...

Pussie Willows : How dare you show such blatant disrespect for not only the former champion, but the Pan-Am Championship Belt?

SS : Ohhh-ho-ho, I dare. But don't get your bowels in an uproar, Pussie... The Spitz Foundation™ is puttin' a whole lotta my cash into remodelin' my belt, and before too long I'll turn it from a paper championship, to pure gold, baby, YEAH!

Pussie Willows : Well, you'll get your chance later on, tonight, when you make your first title defense against Lucky Linda La Fey.

SS : That's right, Pussie, and if ya think!.. heh-heh... for one skinny minute, that I'm gonna go out there, and actually lose my pretty gold belt, then you think wrong!

Ya see, I've had my title for about a week, and I've already put more work into givin' it some meaning, than anyone who's held it before, and I damn sure ain't about ta go hand it over ta Linda La Fey.

Now, I don't know what type of strategy she's gonna try to employ, but I would suggest she just keeps her ass back there, in her shabby little dressin' room, suckin' down another pack of ramen noodles, 'cause it's all she's gonna be able to afford, after all the medical bills my boot's gonna write on her ass!"

Pussie Willows : Oh, come on, Suzi, you know, as well as I do, that Lucky Linda is among the top competitors in the Amazon's Division. Defeating her isn't going to be a cakewalk.'"

SS : It doesn't matter, Pussie, and lemme tell ya why.

I'm sure you've heard the old sayin', "Once ya reach the top, the only way ta go is down", haven't ya?

Pussie Willows : Well... Actually, yes, I have...

SS : WELL IT'S WRONG!.. heh... I ain't gotta go nowhere.

I can just stay right here, at the top, where I keep on makin' big ol' wads of cash, for smackin' a buncha little bitches around at my leisure!

And you can believe that I was already makin' a whole lot more than anyone else, before, but now that I'm your new!.. Ha-HAAA!.. Pan-Am Champion, baby, I'm gettin' me another raise!

And it comes straight outta Linda La Fey's paycheck... after taxes... so, like I said...

Suzi glares into the camera, and grins the most wicked of grins, clasping her hands together, rather ominously.

SS : It's noodles for you, Linda...

Pussie Willows : Really? Noodles???

SS : Are you crackin' wise? Don't make me go Apesh*t on you, Pussie, I'll beat the sarcasm right outta that remark.

If I say it's noodles, you'd best be believin' it's noodles!

The bitch'll really be lucky if she doesn't have ta suck 'em through her ass, after I kick her teeth so far down her throat, she'll be able ta turn one of her vibratin' butt-plugs into an electric toothbrush!

Pussie Willows : Whoa! There's one I've never heard before...

SS : Yeah, well, I could stand here, and come up with a buncha little cutsie phrases, all night long, but the fact is, there's only one Pan-Am Champion, and it ain't Blaze Freya, it ain't Olympia. It ain't Marie Caedes, and you can bet your ass, it ain't Lucky Linda La Fey...

it's ME!

Suzi leans toward the camera, and points her thumb at herself...

SS : ME!

Pussie Willows : Lucky Linda says she would have been The Pan-Am champion, had it not been for your blatant interference...

SS : Yeah? Well, SO WHAT!?! Is she the champion? No.

Next question.

Pussie Willows : Alright, what about the fact that after you cost her the title, you "high-tailed" it out of W.S.W., as she so eloquently put it?

SS : Hey, just hold it right there, Pussie! Are you insinuatin' that I cheap shotted Linda La Fey, then ran from her?

Pussie Willows : She said it, not me...

SS : Well I'm sayin' this...

in just a little while, I'm gonna walk out there, to MY ring, to defend MY title, and have MY hand raised. That's really all there is to it.

And if Lucky Linda thinks I ran from her, she'll have plenty of time ta keep dreamin', when I knock her right the hell out!

The Violent Vixen abruptly walks away, obviously determined to take a bitch to school, leaving Miss Willows to wrap things up.

Pussie Willows : The new Pan-Am Champion, ladies, and gentlemen, Suzi Spitz, set to defend the title against Lucky Linda La Fey, a little later on, tonight!

Who will emerge victorious? Only time will tell, so don't change that channel, folks! But for now, let's get back to more great S.W.A.T. action!

~ ❤ ~

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(Team Fairtex and their wives The Hired Killers are watching the monitor and listening to Jewel's promo shaking their heads in disbelief. Tong and Phantam are dressed in their wrestling gear their arms crossed.)

Tong Fairtex: "Did we just hear what we just heard."

Phantam Fairtex: "Want me to rewind the monitor feed so we can listen to it again."

Tong Fairtex: "If we have to listen to these idiots rambling on and on about who they vanquished and who was too scared to wrestle their so-called superior selves. Hells Bouncer if you need to have your women's protégés do most of the talking for you. That should call in to question you and Powerhouse's manhood since they did almost all the trash talk and you did...what three minutes worth before leaving."

Phantam Fairtex: "Actually it was two minutes."

Tong Fairtex: "I stand corrected. Getting back to you and your bragging about running people off. Let's see you were lucky to be world champion because former GM Lynn Brewster didn't like that piece of Las Vegas trash.....Who was that jackasshole?"

Phantam Fairtex: "I can't remember either since that piece of shit didn't last three months....Oh wait if we include their laughable run as a tag team it would be close to a year combined."

Tong Fairtex: "So I guess the belt was practically given to you Hells Bouncer and you were a total failure even at that. Hell....Oh sorry I mentioned your name. I really meant heck everyone was really bored at your promos and needed coffee just to stay awake."

Phantam Fairtex: "Imagine Starbucks actually experienced a high level of sales along with the whole coffee industry. Of course when you won the XWCW Hardcore Title in that battle royal in it's only show. CEO Angela wanted you to win and belt sorry for you and how did you pay her back. You let your reign go to your head and look what happened."

Tong Fairtex: "Yeah guess who kicked your stinking atomic farting butt for the Hardcore Title that you were embarrassing every time you defended it. Can you name that competitor."

Phantam Fairtex: "It was Psychotic Goth who kicked your ass moron. Remember what you and Eric Dane did to him before the big steel cage match thinking you could take him out before the match began in the old SWAT ACW. Yet guess what happened Hells Bouncer he came back like a nightmare and was kicking ass injured or not. He didn't care what you and Eric Dane tried to do and add to Pesci's interference to shut the show down really pissed him off enough to beat you into a bloody mess for the Hardcore Title."

Tong Fairtex: "Oh wait Hells Bouncer can't remember that because he's too filled with his own gas from his ass. Now don't forget that Shannon Damage left because Phantam's wife Kim defeated her and not because of your screaming for a rematch Jewel.
So get your facts straight and the more you keep building your own egos the more you believe everything you say."

Phantam Fairtex: "So you want to dominate the tag team division. Well let's see who's left in this division. You have The Stlistics made up of two Hardkore World veterans we respect quite a lot. You got Strike Force whom we got lots of respect for. Then there's #Bar.....Oh wait there's no more #bar Code. Let's see there's #Bro Code.....Oh wait didn't we challenge them and they ran from us....."

Tong Fairtex: "Now that you mentioned it yeah and they proved their combined run in SWAT was....what close to two years."

Phantam Fairtex: "I guess that was their time here. Then there's Chiant that lasted for close to a year before Joey Morelli entered Witness Protection Program after failing to keep his word to Uncle Joe Pesci. Then there's you know who."

Tong Fairtex: "Team Fairtex and believe us we were here when SWAT reopened and we're still loyal to SWAT. While everyone was coming and going like a revolving door as if you wanted a payday. We were here and we were always here while everyone was showing disloyalty. Did we leave when each division closed? No we didn't. Did we leave and didn't return until we were ready to return. No we stayed and our loyalty was never questioned and never shall be questioned."

Phantam Fairtex: "So if you think you can question our loyalty. Ask yourself where were you. So don't be surprised if you see something game changing and we're not saying what it is or who it's going to happen too. But be assured it's going to be shocking. Maybe you'll be that shocked and maybe you won't Hells Bouncer. So we'll just leave that in your over egotistical brain and when we step into the ring. We'll see who kicks who's ass all over the place."

Tong Fairtex: "You see Hells Bouncer we beat you whenever you teamed with one of your protégés and let's see how you do this time against this Powerhouse. We'll see if you're a well oiled machine like us or just another failed combination. Let's see if you're the caliber of the best there is and always will be because if you can't you're not excellent. Let's go everyone."

(They leave as the scene slowly fades to black.)