Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Sept 18, 2019 19:09:14 GMT -5
A fun convo that really shows the sniveling constant conniving mind of my Chris Kanyon. This was in response to a battle royal finish for a #1 contendership to my U.S. title, Bongo was commish at the time.
*The scene fades into Bongo's office. He's sitting at his desk drinking one of his world famous shakes. Suddenly, the door slams open and Kanyon walks in, with all of Kanyon Inc. behind him.*
Kanyon : What the hell are you going to do about this!
Bongo : Do about what now?
Kanyon : The battle royal.
Bongo : Oh yeah. That was a great match.
Kanyon : But in the end, there was a tie! They're basically all losers.
Bongo : Or they're all winners. A tie is like kissing your sister, or so I hear.
Kanyon : So, how are you going to resolve this? Who am I going to face at Xtreme Impact?
Bongo : What are you talking about, you have the match set already. The battle royal is what you wanted, and you got it.
Kanyon : But there is three people saying they won. Are you going to put them in a triple threat and the winner faces me?
Bongo : No.
Kanyon : Oh, so you're going to have another mini-battle royal with them?
Bongo : No.
Kanyon : You're going to put them through some sort of triathalon where the winner faces me?
Bongo : Not a bad idea, but no.
Kanyon : Then what!
Bongo : The rules specifically say that the winner faces you at Xtreme Impact. Now, the referees decided that Wraith, Odin, and Red Fusion were the winners. And we don't go back on the ref's decisions here. So that means that at Xtreme Impact, it'll be Kanyon verses Odin verses Fusion versus Wraith in a four way match!
Kanyon : What! No!
GQ : Dude, that ain't cool!
Bongo : That's the way the match goes.
Kanyon : Well, I guess that works. I mean, I just let them eliminate each other, then I take the last one down.
Bongo : Oh, maybe I should have been more specific. It's a four way match under sudden death rules. First pin gets the win.
Kanyon : What!
GQ : But then Kanyon wouldn't have to be pinned to lose.
Kanyon : That's not right.
Bongo : Oh, I think it's very right. I mean, if Kanyon is as good as he says, this should be no problem.
Kanyon : So I have to defend my belt against a legend and the tag team champions (OOC: the other guys haven't accepted the belts yet!), and I don't get championship advantage at all!
La Parka : La plataforma se amontona contra Kanyon.
(RT: The deck is stacked against Kanyon.)
Bongo : Si, verdaderamente es.
(RT: Yes, indeed it is.)
GQ : You speak Spanish?
Bongo : Nope.
Kanyon : You know what, that's fine. That's fine. I see how it is. Okay, fine, yeah, I'm defending the belt against Odin, Fusion, and Wraith. And its sudden death rules. But you know what. That's fine too. I'm Kanyon. There is none betta. And I'll prove it at Xtreme Impact. I'll prove everyday before Xtreme Impact, and everyday after Xtreme Impact. Let's get out of here.
*Kanyon and his gang leave the office.*
Bongo : What an odd group of people.
*The scene fades out.*
*The scene fades into Bongo's office. He's sitting at his desk drinking one of his world famous shakes. Suddenly, the door slams open and Kanyon walks in, with all of Kanyon Inc. behind him.*
Kanyon : What the hell are you going to do about this!
Bongo : Do about what now?
Kanyon : The battle royal.
Bongo : Oh yeah. That was a great match.
Kanyon : But in the end, there was a tie! They're basically all losers.
Bongo : Or they're all winners. A tie is like kissing your sister, or so I hear.
Kanyon : So, how are you going to resolve this? Who am I going to face at Xtreme Impact?
Bongo : What are you talking about, you have the match set already. The battle royal is what you wanted, and you got it.
Kanyon : But there is three people saying they won. Are you going to put them in a triple threat and the winner faces me?
Bongo : No.
Kanyon : Oh, so you're going to have another mini-battle royal with them?
Bongo : No.
Kanyon : You're going to put them through some sort of triathalon where the winner faces me?
Bongo : Not a bad idea, but no.
Kanyon : Then what!
Bongo : The rules specifically say that the winner faces you at Xtreme Impact. Now, the referees decided that Wraith, Odin, and Red Fusion were the winners. And we don't go back on the ref's decisions here. So that means that at Xtreme Impact, it'll be Kanyon verses Odin verses Fusion versus Wraith in a four way match!
Kanyon : What! No!
GQ : Dude, that ain't cool!
Bongo : That's the way the match goes.
Kanyon : Well, I guess that works. I mean, I just let them eliminate each other, then I take the last one down.
Bongo : Oh, maybe I should have been more specific. It's a four way match under sudden death rules. First pin gets the win.
Kanyon : What!
GQ : But then Kanyon wouldn't have to be pinned to lose.
Kanyon : That's not right.
Bongo : Oh, I think it's very right. I mean, if Kanyon is as good as he says, this should be no problem.
Kanyon : So I have to defend my belt against a legend and the tag team champions (OOC: the other guys haven't accepted the belts yet!), and I don't get championship advantage at all!
La Parka : La plataforma se amontona contra Kanyon.
(RT: The deck is stacked against Kanyon.)
Bongo : Si, verdaderamente es.
(RT: Yes, indeed it is.)
GQ : You speak Spanish?
Bongo : Nope.
Kanyon : You know what, that's fine. That's fine. I see how it is. Okay, fine, yeah, I'm defending the belt against Odin, Fusion, and Wraith. And its sudden death rules. But you know what. That's fine too. I'm Kanyon. There is none betta. And I'll prove it at Xtreme Impact. I'll prove everyday before Xtreme Impact, and everyday after Xtreme Impact. Let's get out of here.
*Kanyon and his gang leave the office.*
Bongo : What an odd group of people.
*The scene fades out.*