Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Sept 18, 2019 19:28:34 GMT -5
Side note: Chris was not the U.S. champion at this point. Here's where some insanity starts to seep in. In the four way, Chris was not pinned, nor even in the ring, thus, he felt he never lost the title. And he couldn't demand an immediate rematch, because someone else was already the number one contender.
*The scene fades into the Kanyon Inc. locker room. Bass is sitting down on the bench. Obsidian and GQ are near her and La Parka is standing kinda far away.*
Bass : Oh man! How could I let Willy beat me! Kanyon is going to be so mad!
GQ : Bass, babe, it's all good. So what if you were supposed to bring the gold back to KI. So what if you blew your chance. You saw what CK did to "Wraith" after the match. He's pissed at Willy, not you. It's all good baby.
Obsidian : Yeah, Kanyon's always got back up plan after back up plan. He thinks ten steps ahead. That's why he's the leader.
Bass : Yeah, you're right. I just hope he doesn't go all crazy on me.
La Parka : Nadie querra hacer algo en usted.
(T: No one would want to do anything on you.)
Bass : I don't even care what La Parka is saying. Well, lets just hope that Kanyon--
*Suddenly, the door swings open.*
GQ : CK! There you are my...main...man?
*Kanyon walks into the room with A U.S. Title over his shoulder.*
Obsidian : I don't remember you leaving with the U.S. belt on Monday?
Kanyon : Why wouldn't I, I am the champion?
Obsidian : I could have sworn you put it back on Wraith.
Kanyon : Oh, you mean that belt. No, that is not this one. You see, I held that belt above my head, and then I brought it down and I looked at it, and I realized something. The belt doesn't make the man, the man makes the belt. And Wraith, well, he is not a man.
Bass : Uh, but CK, he is the United States champion.
Kanyon : Oh silly, naive Bass. Who was the champion before Xtreme Impact?
Bass : You.
Kanyon : And who got pinned in my match at Xtreme Impact?
Bass : Odin.
Kanyon : That's right. And he's going to get whats coming to him on Friday for losing my match. But nevertheless, I never got pinned, therefore I am still the champion.
GQ : But it was a match where--
Kanyon : Look, I know what your going to say, and formalities are not going to get in the way of facts. I never lost the match, so I should have never lost the belt. The record books might say otherwise, and Wraith may be the "official" U.S. champion. But everybody knows that I'm still the champ. And after I go out and defend this belt and prove that I am better than William, they will simply cross his name off the list, and officially make me the champ again.
Obsidian : So, you're going to fight Wraith?
Kanyon : Oh please no. He doesn't deserve to get in the ring with the true U.S. champion. He can walk around with his little stolen belt and say he's the champ, but he's not. He can defend that belt, although it means nothing since I am the real U.S. champion. Official and real are two completely different things. So, I was thinking I should offer Iceman the first shot, since he did win the number one contenders match and all. Of course, if he's still diluted about who the champ is and thinks he has to face William, that's fine, I'll find a new number one contender. Either way works for me.
La Parka : Estas personas se vuelven cada vez más raras cada semana.
(T: These people just get weirder and weirder every week.)
Kanyon : So, lets go see who wants to face the real U.S. champ.
*Kanyon walks out of the locker room. Everybody just kinda looks at each other confused for a second. Obsidian shrugs and walks out of the room. La Parka and Bass follow.*
GQ : This is some whacked up shit right here.
*GQ then leaves as the scene fades out.*
*The scene fades into the Kanyon Inc. locker room. Bass is sitting down on the bench. Obsidian and GQ are near her and La Parka is standing kinda far away.*
Bass : Oh man! How could I let Willy beat me! Kanyon is going to be so mad!
GQ : Bass, babe, it's all good. So what if you were supposed to bring the gold back to KI. So what if you blew your chance. You saw what CK did to "Wraith" after the match. He's pissed at Willy, not you. It's all good baby.
Obsidian : Yeah, Kanyon's always got back up plan after back up plan. He thinks ten steps ahead. That's why he's the leader.
Bass : Yeah, you're right. I just hope he doesn't go all crazy on me.
La Parka : Nadie querra hacer algo en usted.
(T: No one would want to do anything on you.)
Bass : I don't even care what La Parka is saying. Well, lets just hope that Kanyon--
*Suddenly, the door swings open.*
GQ : CK! There you are my...main...man?
*Kanyon walks into the room with A U.S. Title over his shoulder.*
Obsidian : I don't remember you leaving with the U.S. belt on Monday?
Kanyon : Why wouldn't I, I am the champion?
Obsidian : I could have sworn you put it back on Wraith.
Kanyon : Oh, you mean that belt. No, that is not this one. You see, I held that belt above my head, and then I brought it down and I looked at it, and I realized something. The belt doesn't make the man, the man makes the belt. And Wraith, well, he is not a man.
Bass : Uh, but CK, he is the United States champion.
Kanyon : Oh silly, naive Bass. Who was the champion before Xtreme Impact?
Bass : You.
Kanyon : And who got pinned in my match at Xtreme Impact?
Bass : Odin.
Kanyon : That's right. And he's going to get whats coming to him on Friday for losing my match. But nevertheless, I never got pinned, therefore I am still the champion.
GQ : But it was a match where--
Kanyon : Look, I know what your going to say, and formalities are not going to get in the way of facts. I never lost the match, so I should have never lost the belt. The record books might say otherwise, and Wraith may be the "official" U.S. champion. But everybody knows that I'm still the champ. And after I go out and defend this belt and prove that I am better than William, they will simply cross his name off the list, and officially make me the champ again.
Obsidian : So, you're going to fight Wraith?
Kanyon : Oh please no. He doesn't deserve to get in the ring with the true U.S. champion. He can walk around with his little stolen belt and say he's the champ, but he's not. He can defend that belt, although it means nothing since I am the real U.S. champion. Official and real are two completely different things. So, I was thinking I should offer Iceman the first shot, since he did win the number one contenders match and all. Of course, if he's still diluted about who the champ is and thinks he has to face William, that's fine, I'll find a new number one contender. Either way works for me.
La Parka : Estas personas se vuelven cada vez más raras cada semana.
(T: These people just get weirder and weirder every week.)
Kanyon : So, lets go see who wants to face the real U.S. champ.
*Kanyon walks out of the locker room. Everybody just kinda looks at each other confused for a second. Obsidian shrugs and walks out of the room. La Parka and Bass follow.*
GQ : This is some whacked up shit right here.
*GQ then leaves as the scene fades out.*