Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Sept 18, 2019 20:03:13 GMT -5
Here's where DDK begins! going through the archive, I see that in January, Chris Kanyon had a feud with Hardcore Harry that all started when Chris slept with Harry's whore of a wife. Which was initially the idea of where his illegitimate son comes from that was so heavily involved in Curtis' AXW storylines. But she was a crack whore, and I didn't want to make it a crack baby too, so I decided to go with the only other lady Chris was ever romantically involved in, which hopefully I'll come across at some point later. But back to the feud, I didn't really have anything stellar in my RPs against Harry, and IIRC it's because I wanted to lose so that I'd have an excuse to create DDK. It was a hardcore match, Harry took out all of Kanyon Inc during it, and Chris got beaned in the head for the finish, and then walked off before his friends could recover. This picks up days later:
*The scene fades into the Kanyon Inc. locker room. Everybody but Kanyon is there.*
GQ : Wow, its Wednesday, and still no word from Kanyon.
Obsidian : This is crazy! We should go out looking for him or something!
Bass : I'm sure he's fine. Maybe he's just resting.
Obsidian : Why can't he do that with us?
Bass : Probably because your so damn annoying! He probably left because of you!
Obsidian : Don't say that! It's not my fault! He probably just didn't want to look at your ugly mug!
GQ : I think its both of you with your nonsense that's keeping CK away! With the fighting and the annoying and the ugly!
La Parka : Por favor parada que lucha, usted me recuerda de mi niez!
(T: Please stop fighting, you're reminding me of my childhood!)
Obsidian : Maybe if you weren't so damn worried about how he looks all the time! He just wanted to get away from your gay ass!
GQ : My ass is not gay!
Obsidian : Who you trying to convince?! Us or yourself?!
GQ : Shut up you rat fink!
La Parka : Por favor pap, la parada que grita en mami, ella no signific a!
(T: Please daddy, stop yelling at mommy, she didn't mean to!)
Obsidian : Rat fink! If anything Bass looks like the rodent!
Bass : How dare you! I'm gonna--
*Suddenly, there's a knock at the door.*
Obsidian : Well, now who could that be?
*Obsidian opens the door and a staff member is standing there.*
Staff guy: Hey, were you guys looking for uh, whats his name, Kenyan?
GQ : CK?
Bass : You mean Kanyon?
Staff guy: Right, him. Well, somebody said they saw him in the parking lot.
*Obsidian pushes the security guard down and out of the way and everybody runs out of the room. The camera follows. They run and run and run and finally get to the parking lot.*
Bass : I don't see him!
Obsidian : I wonder where he--whoa!
*Obsidian stumbles and almost trips over something. The camera looks down to see a valet out on the floor. He has a big lump on his forehead.*
Obsidian : Watch were you sleep jerk!
Bass : He must be on break. Real genious to lay in the middle of where cars drive!
GQ : I still don't see Kanyon.
*La Parka climbs on top of a car and stands on the hood looking. Suddenly, there's a shout.*
Nelly Angel : Hey! Get off my car!
*La Parka doesn't move as he doesn't understand Nelly.*
Obsidian : Lay off him man, we're looking for Kanyon.
Nelly Angel : You mean he's missing?
GQ : Yes.
Nelly Angel : Wow! Thats great news! Now get him off my car!
*Nelly waves La Parka to come down. Bass offers to catch him, but he jumps off the opposite side instead.*
GQ : Damn, we'll find him though. Rain nor shine, nor sleet nor snow will keep up from searching for you CK! You hear me!
Obsidian : I'm hungry, wanna go to Taco Bell?
GQ : Sure, why not.
La Parka : Chalupas!
*Kanyon Inc. walk off as Nelly is dusting the foot prints off of the hood of his car.*
*The scene fades into the backstage arena. Some stage hands are around somebody and some EMT's show up with a gourny.*
EMT 1: What happened?
Staff 1: Some guy just attacked him.
EMT 2: Any arguments or anything?
Staff 2: Nope, just took him down quick and fast. I have no idea why.
EMT 1: He's got a big bruise on his head. Lets get him the hell out of here.
*The EMT's start to load up the guy on the gurney. Suddenly, Kanyon Inc. without Kanyon run into seen. Bass pushes some guys out of the way and she shoves the gurney over and a loud thud with a grunt is heard.*
Bass : Where is he!
Staff 3: Where's who?
Bass : Kanyon!
GQ : We heard CK was spotted over here! Where the hell is he?
Staff 1: CK? What the hell are you talking about?
Obsidian : I see foot prints! It must be his!
*Obsidian shoves Staff members #1 down and starts running. The rest of Kanyon Inc. follow and the scene fades out.*
*The scene fades into the Kanyon Inc. locker room. Everybody but Kanyon is there.*
GQ : Wow, its Wednesday, and still no word from Kanyon.
Obsidian : This is crazy! We should go out looking for him or something!
Bass : I'm sure he's fine. Maybe he's just resting.
Obsidian : Why can't he do that with us?
Bass : Probably because your so damn annoying! He probably left because of you!
Obsidian : Don't say that! It's not my fault! He probably just didn't want to look at your ugly mug!
GQ : I think its both of you with your nonsense that's keeping CK away! With the fighting and the annoying and the ugly!
La Parka : Por favor parada que lucha, usted me recuerda de mi niez!
(T: Please stop fighting, you're reminding me of my childhood!)
Obsidian : Maybe if you weren't so damn worried about how he looks all the time! He just wanted to get away from your gay ass!
GQ : My ass is not gay!
Obsidian : Who you trying to convince?! Us or yourself?!
GQ : Shut up you rat fink!
La Parka : Por favor pap, la parada que grita en mami, ella no signific a!
(T: Please daddy, stop yelling at mommy, she didn't mean to!)
Obsidian : Rat fink! If anything Bass looks like the rodent!
Bass : How dare you! I'm gonna--
*Suddenly, there's a knock at the door.*
Obsidian : Well, now who could that be?
*Obsidian opens the door and a staff member is standing there.*
Staff guy: Hey, were you guys looking for uh, whats his name, Kenyan?
GQ : CK?
Bass : You mean Kanyon?
Staff guy: Right, him. Well, somebody said they saw him in the parking lot.
*Obsidian pushes the security guard down and out of the way and everybody runs out of the room. The camera follows. They run and run and run and finally get to the parking lot.*
Bass : I don't see him!
Obsidian : I wonder where he--whoa!
*Obsidian stumbles and almost trips over something. The camera looks down to see a valet out on the floor. He has a big lump on his forehead.*
Obsidian : Watch were you sleep jerk!
Bass : He must be on break. Real genious to lay in the middle of where cars drive!
GQ : I still don't see Kanyon.
*La Parka climbs on top of a car and stands on the hood looking. Suddenly, there's a shout.*
Nelly Angel : Hey! Get off my car!
*La Parka doesn't move as he doesn't understand Nelly.*
Obsidian : Lay off him man, we're looking for Kanyon.
Nelly Angel : You mean he's missing?
GQ : Yes.
Nelly Angel : Wow! Thats great news! Now get him off my car!
*Nelly waves La Parka to come down. Bass offers to catch him, but he jumps off the opposite side instead.*
GQ : Damn, we'll find him though. Rain nor shine, nor sleet nor snow will keep up from searching for you CK! You hear me!
Obsidian : I'm hungry, wanna go to Taco Bell?
GQ : Sure, why not.
La Parka : Chalupas!
*Kanyon Inc. walk off as Nelly is dusting the foot prints off of the hood of his car.*
*The scene fades into the backstage arena. Some stage hands are around somebody and some EMT's show up with a gourny.*
EMT 1: What happened?
Staff 1: Some guy just attacked him.
EMT 2: Any arguments or anything?
Staff 2: Nope, just took him down quick and fast. I have no idea why.
EMT 1: He's got a big bruise on his head. Lets get him the hell out of here.
*The EMT's start to load up the guy on the gurney. Suddenly, Kanyon Inc. without Kanyon run into seen. Bass pushes some guys out of the way and she shoves the gurney over and a loud thud with a grunt is heard.*
Bass : Where is he!
Staff 3: Where's who?
Bass : Kanyon!
GQ : We heard CK was spotted over here! Where the hell is he?
Staff 1: CK? What the hell are you talking about?
Obsidian : I see foot prints! It must be his!
*Obsidian shoves Staff members #1 down and starts running. The rest of Kanyon Inc. follow and the scene fades out.*