Post by SWAT Team on Sept 28, 2019 21:31:27 GMT -5
The scene opens to the Cardiff Airport in Wales, in the customs section, Rajiv Khan and his Princely Cousin Mohammad are detained in a room with three security officers.]
Mohammad : Sir, i will explain myself once more for you, and i will speak very, very slowly, so you can understand. We did not wish to cause any commotion in this most inept of airports. We merely want Sabu and we will be on our way.
Rajiv Khan : It shouldn’t be so hard, how can anyone lose AN ELEPHANT! I mean, you would think he would stand out, right?
Security 1 : Airport behaviours are a very serious matter these days, and your outburst earlier was highly uncalled for.
Mohammad : I will tell you what is highly uncalled for, my man Rajiv here, representing the greatest Wrestling Promotion to ever exist, comes all the way to this hell hole of a city Cardiff, and you simpletons lose our transportation vehicle.
Rajiv Khan : Also, what is uncalled for, is that the might of SWAT is reduced to battling a represtative of the UOW. A federation that has had like 2 shows in a 5 month period.
Security 1 : That is of no concern to us sir, this is ...
Mohammad : It should be of a concern to you. This airport is the hub of the city that hosts this End of Days Extravaganza. The way they treat my cousin and SWAT in assigning him this miserly match is a reflection on you, and after the way you have misplaced Sabu, it is no surprise let me tell you.
Security 1 : You have got to be kidding me. This Rajiv fool has not even won a match, not one, EVER! Yet he comes here to represent the Juggernaut of SWAT? I would think that is an insult to the people of Wales and the XHF!
Mohammad : So! It is no conspiracy after all! You are all in CAHOOTS and have misplaced Sabu intentionally! I tell you, if something has happened to him, you will feel the repercussions.
Rajiv Khan : It is true, i am the worst of SWAT. I say that with no embarrassment, nor shame. SWAT has the greatest assemblage of wrestlers in the business today. Names like Kilroy Evans! Paul Soutter! Radu Matei! Jonnie Valentine! Timeless! Suzi Spitz! Luck Linda! The Great Syberus! Psychotic Goth! Frostbite! Any of them could be a worthy representative of the XHF. Every time i step in the ring with any of them, i learn more and more, i am here to show that the Worst of SWAT is better than the best of the rest.
Security 1 : They are some very impressive names, of that there is no doubt, the fact they are not competing here in Wales, it is a slight on us and we don’t take that stuff on the chin.
Mohammad : Look at it this way young man, they are the best, of the very best, right. Yes yes, we already are aware of that, they compete for our belts on a regular basis, it is the way the feds work, am i right again? No, do not answer that either, we know i am, so, if they were to come here, what do they stand to earn, a title shot of any belt in SWAT? Whooopy freaken DO! They get them on a weekly basis!
Rajiv Khan : How about a real prize XHF! How about a million dollars? Even better, a ride on Sabu! Once we get him back that is.
Security 1 : Enough! We care not for your stupid elephant or your wrestling rubbish. In this country, we take airport security very very seriously, you may be lucky if you even make it to the show! You could well be detained here for terrorism activities and rot in the cells with the other low life criminals.
Gavin Slater : Don’t say another word you two. As for you lot, i suggest you A, release these two fine young men immediately, and two, locate that elephant, STAT! Heads will roll, starting with you three. This will be an international incident!
Mohammad : We have diplomatic immunity.
Rajiv Khan : We do?
Security 1 : You do?
Gavin Slater : Silence!
Mohammad : It is true. I am a Prince of India!
Gavin Slater : I don’t care if you’re the King of Egypt. This here is my world. We will sue this airport for every cent they have, the news will eat up this racism and bigotry like candy.
Rajiv Khan : YEAH!
Security 1 : Look .... (he is cut off by a supervisor entering the room)
Supervisor : What is going on here? There is a damn elephant on the loose on the run way, and you’re in here busting balls, i should have your jobs for this!
Mohammad : Sabu! Is he ok?
Supervisor : Sabu? You know him?
Rajiv Khan : He is our elephant! These clowns you call security have hidden him from us! A deliberate ploy to get me off my game for my upcoming match at End of Days.
Supervisor : Is this true?
Security 1 : Well, sort of.
Supervisor : I can’t believe this! Apologise to these men at once, and then go get me that elephant!
[Scene switches to airport security chasing the elephant around the run ways. Slater and the Khans watching on.]
Mohammad : If they harm him, they will feel my wrath.
Rajiv Khan : You know who is going to feel MY WRATH! Jeremiah Vastrix.
[Rajiv looks to the camera]
Rajiv Khan : You see Vastrix. When i say i am here to show that the worst of SWAT is better than the best of the XHF! I mean just that. Anyone can join up with the UOW and be a big fish! ANYONE! Fighting the best though, week in, week out. Knowing you are in over your head but having the tenacity and the determination, to never give in, and to continue on in the face of adversary, that’s true heart.
That’s what has won over the SWAT fans! They love me now. They hated me originally and saw just an immigrant taxi driver, maybe they were right, maybe we have grown together, that’s what you do in this business, you grow. That’s what is great about SWAT, the opportunity to grow!
[Sabu runs into camera shot, the security running behind him like circus clowns, Mohammad runs at him and Sabu lifts him with his trunk onto his back and bellows for joy at his master finding him. Sabu comes to a halt. And Rajiv also is lifted up onto his back.]
Rajiv Khan : See you at End of Days Vastrix! Tally Ho Sabu!
[Sabu bellows once more, and then lifts his tail and drops a load on the three security standing behind him. Slater shakes his head and walks off, he has seen enough.]
Mohammad : Sir, i will explain myself once more for you, and i will speak very, very slowly, so you can understand. We did not wish to cause any commotion in this most inept of airports. We merely want Sabu and we will be on our way.
Rajiv Khan : It shouldn’t be so hard, how can anyone lose AN ELEPHANT! I mean, you would think he would stand out, right?
Security 1 : Airport behaviours are a very serious matter these days, and your outburst earlier was highly uncalled for.
Mohammad : I will tell you what is highly uncalled for, my man Rajiv here, representing the greatest Wrestling Promotion to ever exist, comes all the way to this hell hole of a city Cardiff, and you simpletons lose our transportation vehicle.
Rajiv Khan : Also, what is uncalled for, is that the might of SWAT is reduced to battling a represtative of the UOW. A federation that has had like 2 shows in a 5 month period.
Security 1 : That is of no concern to us sir, this is ...
Mohammad : It should be of a concern to you. This airport is the hub of the city that hosts this End of Days Extravaganza. The way they treat my cousin and SWAT in assigning him this miserly match is a reflection on you, and after the way you have misplaced Sabu, it is no surprise let me tell you.
Security 1 : You have got to be kidding me. This Rajiv fool has not even won a match, not one, EVER! Yet he comes here to represent the Juggernaut of SWAT? I would think that is an insult to the people of Wales and the XHF!
Mohammad : So! It is no conspiracy after all! You are all in CAHOOTS and have misplaced Sabu intentionally! I tell you, if something has happened to him, you will feel the repercussions.
Rajiv Khan : It is true, i am the worst of SWAT. I say that with no embarrassment, nor shame. SWAT has the greatest assemblage of wrestlers in the business today. Names like Kilroy Evans! Paul Soutter! Radu Matei! Jonnie Valentine! Timeless! Suzi Spitz! Luck Linda! The Great Syberus! Psychotic Goth! Frostbite! Any of them could be a worthy representative of the XHF. Every time i step in the ring with any of them, i learn more and more, i am here to show that the Worst of SWAT is better than the best of the rest.
Security 1 : They are some very impressive names, of that there is no doubt, the fact they are not competing here in Wales, it is a slight on us and we don’t take that stuff on the chin.
Mohammad : Look at it this way young man, they are the best, of the very best, right. Yes yes, we already are aware of that, they compete for our belts on a regular basis, it is the way the feds work, am i right again? No, do not answer that either, we know i am, so, if they were to come here, what do they stand to earn, a title shot of any belt in SWAT? Whooopy freaken DO! They get them on a weekly basis!
Rajiv Khan : How about a real prize XHF! How about a million dollars? Even better, a ride on Sabu! Once we get him back that is.
Security 1 : Enough! We care not for your stupid elephant or your wrestling rubbish. In this country, we take airport security very very seriously, you may be lucky if you even make it to the show! You could well be detained here for terrorism activities and rot in the cells with the other low life criminals.
Gavin Slater : Don’t say another word you two. As for you lot, i suggest you A, release these two fine young men immediately, and two, locate that elephant, STAT! Heads will roll, starting with you three. This will be an international incident!
Mohammad : We have diplomatic immunity.
Rajiv Khan : We do?
Security 1 : You do?
Gavin Slater : Silence!
Mohammad : It is true. I am a Prince of India!
Gavin Slater : I don’t care if you’re the King of Egypt. This here is my world. We will sue this airport for every cent they have, the news will eat up this racism and bigotry like candy.
Rajiv Khan : YEAH!
Security 1 : Look .... (he is cut off by a supervisor entering the room)
Supervisor : What is going on here? There is a damn elephant on the loose on the run way, and you’re in here busting balls, i should have your jobs for this!
Mohammad : Sabu! Is he ok?
Supervisor : Sabu? You know him?
Rajiv Khan : He is our elephant! These clowns you call security have hidden him from us! A deliberate ploy to get me off my game for my upcoming match at End of Days.
Supervisor : Is this true?
Security 1 : Well, sort of.
Supervisor : I can’t believe this! Apologise to these men at once, and then go get me that elephant!
[Scene switches to airport security chasing the elephant around the run ways. Slater and the Khans watching on.]
Mohammad : If they harm him, they will feel my wrath.
Rajiv Khan : You know who is going to feel MY WRATH! Jeremiah Vastrix.
[Rajiv looks to the camera]
Rajiv Khan : You see Vastrix. When i say i am here to show that the worst of SWAT is better than the best of the XHF! I mean just that. Anyone can join up with the UOW and be a big fish! ANYONE! Fighting the best though, week in, week out. Knowing you are in over your head but having the tenacity and the determination, to never give in, and to continue on in the face of adversary, that’s true heart.
That’s what has won over the SWAT fans! They love me now. They hated me originally and saw just an immigrant taxi driver, maybe they were right, maybe we have grown together, that’s what you do in this business, you grow. That’s what is great about SWAT, the opportunity to grow!
[Sabu runs into camera shot, the security running behind him like circus clowns, Mohammad runs at him and Sabu lifts him with his trunk onto his back and bellows for joy at his master finding him. Sabu comes to a halt. And Rajiv also is lifted up onto his back.]
Rajiv Khan : See you at End of Days Vastrix! Tally Ho Sabu!
[Sabu bellows once more, and then lifts his tail and drops a load on the three security standing behind him. Slater shakes his head and walks off, he has seen enough.]
