[The camera pans down from the Spectrum Centre sign to the entrance of the arena. Security hold back fans as "The Sacrificial Idol" Radu Matei moves towards the front gate. Unbreakable M is walking with a noticeable limp, but his determined pace turns it into a stride. While fans are kept out of the champion's way to the building, members of SWAT staff manage to get around the muscle. Microphone in hand, Sabrina Sinstone walks alongside Matei.]
Sabrina Sinstone: Cutting it close, Rad. Your match is up next.Radu Matei: I was delayed at the hospital...Sabrina Sinstone: Requiring medical attention after that vicious assault from Tong Fairtex at the end of your title defence last week?Radu Matei <half smile>: Just visiting. I'm fit as a fiddle.[As doors slide open, Matei is greeted by a entourage of nervous looking road agents, production members, and assistants. Radu continues his way through the spectrum, with Sabrina running alongside of him, while the various staff get him prepared for the match happening in the next five minutes.]
Radu Matei <wincing as he forces an elbow pad over a joint that's a little too swollen>: ...maybe not a Vieuxtemps Guarneri, but roughly the same family.[...]
Sabrina Sinstone: Did you hear any of Tong's comments going into this match?Radu Matei: Caught a few of them while waiting to see, Ox. <cringe> Those were unfortunate. Even though Tong had a high ranking, personal grudge, vicious attack to excite me, and guaranteed title shot based on pleasuring Pesci - I still tried to treat him with respect. I like to build up my challengers. Makes no sense talking shit about them. How does that make the title look if I the guys I am beating our jokes? Just look at Psychotic Goth talking about Rajiv Khan - pointing out that the man was little more than a jobber, and that challenging the SWAT hardcore title didn't justify his place in the EOD tournament. <shakes head> Fucking Goth. He is talking to people who might not be familiar with the product, and in a few short sentences - makes the hardcore title look like its only defended against losers, makes the SWAT participants in EOD sound like hacks, puts the promotion down, while pointing out that he no longer has the title he's dumping on. Doesn't make him look too hot, does it?[Using his teeth to tie off some gauze, Matei rewraps one of his bloodied arms...]
Radu Matei <letting the gauze drop>: Sure Syberus might be a toxic person... but AT LEAST thats a conscious decision on his part. The Shootfighter's whole legacy is sludge. None of them seem to be aware of how poisonous they are. I used to think it was a language barrier, but they really are just the absolute worst...[The throng passes a large monitor in the hall that is playing the current episode...]
TV Jeremy: Well fans as you can see they are setting up the bamboo cage now, for the main event of the evening---
TV Andrew: Tong has spent months planning his revenge on Matei, and if the champion's state at the last broadcast was any indication - Jeremy, we WILL be looking at a new world heavyweight champ tonight!
[The camera pans from the television back to Matei's march down the corridor.]
Radu Matei: So I give Tong some nice chestnuts to work with, suggest that he undermined his wife's defeat and growth for the sake of a title shot. He could come back with how he isn't a selfish piece of shit, or how I was projecting my own guilt on him. He had a million ways to play it. All gold. What does he give me? Sour grapes.[Pulling off his outside jacket, Unbreakable M is helped on with his ring coat. He would do it himself, but one of those arms should be in a sling.]
Radu Matei: IGNORING my points to go off on a deranged rant. Apparently Psychotic Goth was the brains behind that operation. Tong talks shit about how I didn't do anything for the world title. Why does he want it? He goes so far as to say he preferred Hell's Bouncer as champ. <snort> Of course, because as SHIT as Tong is, he wouldn't have broken a sweat against that joke. Retards of the world unite. Then goes on a lengthy diatribe about how I'm not pulling my weight because I won't defend the belt against non-SWAT wrestlers. <double take> HEY ASSHOLE. SWAT is the BEST federation in the XHF. I know your friends JOBBING to everyone else might make it look questionable, but we have the BEST ATHLETES in the world right at our doorstep. I would rather give a SWAT wrestler a title match, than defend my belt against someone who has done nothing to prove it. How stupid are you? Were you that hard pressed for material?[Matei starts to enter the backstage area of the entranceway, but seeing the "ON AIR" sign lit up, takes a step back into the hall before it.]
Radu Matei <turning back to the camera>: Tong. Battleground. At Any Cost. You had a shot at the world title. You had a shot at a champion on his LAST LEGS. This was your time to be the singles star. Not just ride on your brother or Goth's coattails, but actually be the big singles star. The only thing you did to promote this show was bitch about how well Goth was doing at the Eve of Destruction. Did you spend the last week watching footage of me to know my weaknesses? Or did you spend EVERY minute more emotionally invested in Goth taking Syberus or the EOD to care about your own match? Is your honeymoon period with Pesci over all ready? Sounds like you're still in love with Goth, maybe you should go back to living in his shadow, because as a singles star? You've been dead for years.
I normally try to make my opponents look good, but for that HB crack - I'm just going to fucking wreck you.
I just wanted you to know that you were wrestling for the WORLD TITLE tonight. It was important.
You fucking disappointment.[Mic drop. Did it just get cold in here? On that note suggesting a real shoot in this death match, Radu exits back towards the entranceway. With the "On Air" sign glowing, the camera cannot follow.]
[SMASH CUT TO THE ARENA.]
Wiseguy pumps over the PA system as Joe Pesci makes his way down to the announce position to a chorus of jeers.Jeremy Tucker: We are once again being joined by the owner of SWAT.
Andrew Fulton: Mr. Pesci, to what do we owe this pleasure?
Joe Pesci: They needed an extra minute to pull that bamboo cage together.
A shot of ringside displays a bamboo dome has been constructed over the ring. Tight. Hard. Brutal.Joe Pesci: Just kidding! I've been waiting TOO LONG to watch Matei drop the strap to finally catch that glorious moment in nosebleed seats! Nah, front and centre!
Frank Salazar: Ladies and gentlemen... the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is your MAIN EVENT for the SWAT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*TITLE FIGHT POP*
UFC Remix plays over the speakers.Frank Salazar: Entering first, the challenger, he stands at 6 feet and weighs in at 235lbs, and is one half of the world tag team champions, coming to us from Bangkok, Thailand...
TONG FAIRTEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tong Fairtex comes out of the back accompanied by his brother, Phantam Fairtex, and wife, Jade. The trio make their way down to ringside, where Phantam and Jade wait at the wooden cage door. Entering into the ring, Tong does a brief dance before going to each corner to say a brief prayer. Some corner men start to tape up Tong's fists, then stick them in broken glass. Tong emerges with his fists covered in glass. While awaiting the champion, from outside the wooden cage, Phantam yells to his brother, psyching him up.Jeremy Tucker: Its being billed as a Thai death match, but this certainly looks more like a Taipei fight.
Joe Pesci: Like I can tell those T countries apart, sometimes violence just has a way of organically finding a way.
Andrew Fulton: I bet you object to that wooden cage, Jeremy. Why its the only thing keeping everyone from beating the crap out of Radu.
Joe Pesci: That's true, a lot of people want to beat him up.
Jeremy Tucker: Mostly the KGB. Frankly, I'm surprised you agreed to the cage - it seems like it keeps you in line.
Joe Pesci: After the way Radu treated his woman, Tong deserved to take that monster on one on one!
Jeremy Tucker: Well we just heard from the champion, and far more than Tong attack last week and being humiliated with that can of raid - Matei seemed incensed by Tong's complimentary words for Hell's Bouncer. From the mood he left us with, I can guarantee that this match won't be for the squeamish.
Frank Salazar: ...and defending the championship... from Sibiu, Romania...
Frank Salazar: Standing at 6 feet 2 inches and weighing in at 234lbs... your world heavyweight champion...
DEATHLESS
UNBREAKABLE M
THE SACRIFICIAL IDOL
RADDDUUUUUUUUUU MAAAAAAAAAATEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Yeah Yeah Yeah's Zero starts to pump over the PA system as spotlights hit the entrance. Rather than his usual pensive state at the positive fan reaction, Matei starts to stomp down the aisle, eyes locked on Tong clearly annoyed by his recent comments. Security stand between DEATHLESS and Tong's entourage, before he enters the safety of the wooden cage. Joe Pesci: Look at the state of him, only thing that could have saved his sorry title run was outside interference by those New Breed fucks - well in that dome, there is no saving him!
Jeremy Tucker: Officials standing between champion and challenger, taping up Matei's hands. Here comes a bucket of glass to coat them in. Both men's hands covered in glass. Now everyone but them and official Kit Kapp being locked inside! Bad blood will be shed at any cost!
DING! DING!! DING!!!
Jeremy Tucker: And they're off! Both men charging at each other, Tong leaping with a knee to Radu's chest! Sends the champion staggering backwards, but Unbreakable M trying to shrug it off! Doesn't want to give Tong the satisfaction of showing the pain!
Andrew Fulton: He can keep that tough guy going until his internal organs burst, Tong will be happy to oblige!
Jeremy Tucker: Another muay thai kneestrike, but Matei blocking it - and connecting with a hard right hand! Tong firing off a right of his own - and Radu is bleeding again!
Andrew Fulton: Saw that coming!
Jeremy Tucker: Matei answering with his own right, and Tong responding, back and forth, both men trading punch after punch with those glass covered hands! The bandages that cover up Matei's already injured face are being cut to ribbons! Those heavy shots by Tong are just shredding the champion's medical wear - strands of gore soaked gauze flying all over the ring. Both men registering the same amount of strikes, but the champion looking the worst for them.
Andrew Fulton: Tong has hands of steel! With his martial art skills its amazing one of those strikes hasn't put Matei away already!
Jeremy Tucker: The tag champion with a glass backhand sends a bucket of blood splashing onto referee Kit Kapp. Matei looking weak in the knees, but still refusing to sell for the challenger who he considers disrespectful. Tong with another backfist, but Matei brings up an arm to block it, and fires off a roundhouse left!
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Jeremy Tucker: THAT will leave a mark!
Andrew Fulton: ...well... it should leave a mark.
Jeremy Tucker: What's going on here? The champion decked out in a crimson mask, but he has yet to break Tong's skin? Firing off another shot - still no blood. Rubbing his knuckles in Tong's face - NOTHING!
Radu looks at the glass on his hands for a minute, then turns back to the cage door. Just outside of it stands one of the officials responsible for gimmicking the hands. Not really an official at all, Zombie Adrian Tanner Jr. cackles at the champion.! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Joe Pesci: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jeremy Tucker: WAIT! Look at that! I'm not saying his name because I find his whole routine extremely offensive, but that man has had an axe to grind with the champion since he got here, and I think he messed with the glass!
Andrew Fulton: That zombie made sure that Tong's fists are loaded with glass, but Radu's look like... sugar glass?
Jeremy Tucker: Oh come on! The champion trying to fire off a few more punches, but they really aren't having the same impact. The man impersonating an official has covered the champion's hands in the kind of special effects glass they use in the movies - you couldn't get a paper cut off them. If anything the plastic texture is cushioning the blows he is throwing Tong's way.
Andrew Fulton: Matei charging across the ring, trying to reach through that bamboo cage to throttle Tanner - but the guy dressed as a zombie is just out of hand's reach! Here comes Tong from behind with a VICIOUS glass fisted shot at Matei's kidney. Back rake with those glass fists tears the coat right off the champion's back!
Jeremy Tucker: Tong going to work on the champion who - trapped in that cage - has no options! Its like bringing a twinkie to a knife fight!
Joe Pesci: Twinkies kill too.
Jeremy Tucker: Joe - did you have something to do with this? This has the KGB's handwork written all over it!
Joe Pesci: Nah. We like heat but not white heat - even I find Zombie Tanner to be distasteful... and I have Lynn Brewster massage my feet. Zombie isn't with the KGB, not that I don't have my own outside hitters. I am enjoying his handiwork tonight though.
Andrew Fulton: In the past we have seen the audience hand Matei weapons to defend himself, but that cage is keeping him from even catching his breath, let alone getting assistance. Tong just battering the man around the ring. How many litres of blood does the human body hold?
Jeremy Tucker: Jade and Fantam offering words of encouragement, but anyone that was worried they would interfere can breathe easy, Tong has this massacre well in glass laced hand. And make no mistake fans - this IS a massacre! The champion being beaten from pillar to post!
Andrew Fulton: Radu rolling with the blows, trying to scrape that sugar glass of his fists to at least get more traction in his own punches. Good luck with that! The way his face is swelling up he won't be able to see in another minute.
Jeremy Tucker: Matei actually using his teeth to pull off the glass, all while absorbing body shot after body shot! He's putting on a brave face, what's left of it. How much more of this punishment can he take?
Andrew Fulton: Tong with a kneestrike sending Radu into the cage, grinding his face into that bamboo cage - and now punching him in the back of the head!
Jeremy Tucker: Matei is having a hard time defending against this onslaught, and frankly if Tong had worked in a cover we would be looking at a new world champion!
Andrew Fulton: Its not about the title, this is revenge! Despite what Matei insinuated about Tong caring more about the strap than his wife, this is Fairtex taking out all his pent out aggression for the horrible thing that Radu did to his wife! All those worms crawling over Jade. Do you imagine that doesn't run through Tong's head every time he looks at the woman? I know its all I can think of.
#CRACK#
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Jeremy Tucker: Tong PUTTING Matei's head THROUGH one of those bamboo bars! Matei is out on his feet, and Tong is grinding the champion's face into the broken piece of bamboo! Now taking a few steps back and...
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#CRACK#
Andrew Fulton: THAILAND BLASTER!!!!!!!!
Jeremy Tucker: VICIOUS CRANIUM KICK ALMOST SENT MATEI THROUGH THAT WOODEN CAGE! MORE BARS CRACKING UNDER THE PRESSURE WHICH IS ENOUGH TO KNOCK MATEI TO THE CANVAS! THE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION DIVING ON TOP FOR THE MERCIFUL PIN!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe Pesci: Damn it.
Andrew Fulton: Where does Matei find the strength to kick out of that? I ran over a racoon with my rental car, REPEATEDLY when I realized I'd lose my deposit - and that mangy road kill was in better shape than Matei!
Jeremy Tucker: A frustrated Tong hammering down a few glassy fists, and goes for the cover.... 1.... 2.... 3 kickout! And again.... 1... 2... kickout! Fairtax rubbing his glass covered hand against Matei's throat, choking him, while clubbing down more blows!
Andrew Fulton: Fistful of hair drags Radu up for a german suplex. Three amigos! Suplex and suplex, sapping any strength that the champion has left! T-Bone Suplex with AUTHORITY! Yeah the glass on his hands makes applying them awkward, but if he accidentally slices one of Matei's major arteries, I don't think Tong is going to lose any sleep over it. Now pulling him into-----
DRAGON ARM BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeremy Tucker: There is no way that Matei will submit, but all he needs to do is pass out at this point, and I'm not entirely sure he's conscious as it is. Tong cranking back on that arm - looking to rip it right out of the socket! Force almost dragging Matei's limp body off the groun------wait, Matei leaning into it for a... lets call that a small package!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Andrew Fulton: Tong lets go of the hold to break the pin, but laying in a few more glass punches to help the champ see the error of his ways.
Joe Pesci: That's right! None of those fancy technical moves or dangerous head droppings are going to do it! Matei doesn't even have enough strength left to lift Tong, let alone spike him! NEW CHAMP!
Jeremy Tucker: Tong tossing Matei into the bamboo cage with a release overhead suplex! Matei caught between the wood and the top ring rope. Tong now charging in with a muay thai knee strike! Caught him square in the left hip! He could have just pulverized Matei's kidney, because he's shaking like a man on the verge of death!
Andrew Fulton: HERE COMES TONG WITH A SECOND ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*MEGA POP*
Joe Pesci: FUCK!
Jeremy Tucker: Matei slumps off, and TONG just put his knee THROUGH the cage! On the outside Jade is trying to help him push it back in, but that leg is caught! Matei can barely stand, but using his teeth to pull off that sugar glass tape. Now stalking up to Tong - CENTIPEDE LOCK!!!!
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Joe Pesci: That's cheating, the man is dangling halfway out of the ring! Give them a five count or something to break it, ref!
Andrew Fulton: Tong trying to break free but with his leg sowed up, there is no where to go - Radu might not be entirely conscious, but even in a comatose state he's trying to choke the Fairtex brother out! Tong trying to rub those glass stained fists across Radu's arms and abdomen! He can't get a good head shot, but anything to cause pain! Anything to get free! Matei somehow digging deep to find more blood - both men hanging upside down look like a medical waste pinata!
Jeremy Tucker: Jade FINALLY pushing the leg free - some of the bamboo broke off with the effort!
*BOOS*
Andrew Fulton: Tong sliding out of the Centipede lock!
Jeremy Tucker: That has less to do with the challenger breaking the hold than the amount of blood coming off the champion. Tong feeling the effects of that brutal submission hold, but trying to get back up to his feet - Matei with an axe bomber! Can barely stand up, but using those ropes to hold himself steady while stomping away at the challenger. Here it comes... OMUKADE PRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Andrew Fulton: MISSES!!!!!!!!
Joe Pesci: WHO IS HE KIDDING! HE CAN BARELY STAND, HOW IS HE GOING TO JUMP ON A GUY? SUPER MARIO WANNABE MOTHERFUCKER!
Jeremy Tucker: NO!
*MONSTER JEERS*
Andrew Fulton: BANGKOK LOCK!
Joe Pesci: BANGKOK LOCK!!!!!!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Tong has pulled Matei into a Bangkok Lock! Matei might not tap, but Tong can make him snap! The champion bloody enough to get an arm loose, but flail around as he might there is no getting out of that, and the glass on Tong's hands is just making it more gruesome to look at!
Joe Pesci: Yeah, yeah, just let them soak it in! Total title domination of the KGB!
Andrew Fulton: Kapp asking if Matei submits, but getting a hard no... Radu reaching around but...
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Jeremy Tucker: Matei finding a broken piece of that bamboo cage, stabbing it back into Tong's forehead.... didn't break the hold!
Andrew Fulton: He can stab all he wants! Tong is the only guy in the fed who can take as much abuse as him! Jade is scary!
Jeremy Tucker: Third stabbing again no sold, so Matei drives it in..... DRAGGING it slowly across Tong's forehead... inch by inch... getting close to his left eye! MATEI IS THREATENING TO BLIND TONG IF HE DOESN'T BREAK THE HOLD.
Joe Pesci: Eye patches are cool! KEEP IT ON TONG!
Andrew Fulton: I can't watch!
Jeremy Tucker: ALMOST THERE...
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Jeremy Tucker: AND... TONG LETS GO! LETS GO OF THE BANGKOK LOCK TO SAVE HIS EYE!
Andrew Fulton: Both men slowly up to their feet. Tong kicking the bamboo shard out of Matei's hand. Radu answering with a nasty right hook! The plastic might not be there to cushion the blow... but his hand is stuck to Tong's chest! The tape catching on the skin!
Jeremy Tucker: Tong now firing back some blows of his own, just peppering away with those glass fists - and cutting holes in the champion. He has a little blood on his forehead, but its nothing compared to the beating he's given the champ.
Andrew Fulton: Matei pulling his hand off - I'm sure that hurts. Having tape pulled off your skin? Agonizing.
Jeremy Tucker: As agonizing as having a martial artist chop you up with broken glass?
Andrew Fulton: Nah, I'll give Tong a serious edge here.
Jeremy Tucker: IF ANYTHING that tape is making it harder for Matei to defend himself. He just had a fist get stuck to Tong's collar bone. In the few seconds it takes for him to pull himself off, Tong lays in another four punches! Forget the end of his championship, the way Matei is looking right now, this is going to be the last we see of-
Andrew Fulton: TONG WITH A BIG RIGHT---
Jeremy Tucker: Matei ducks - hand still stuck to the challenger's throat, but turning it around... putting on a make shift sleeper-----
BED
BUGS
BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*MONSTER POP*Andrew Fulton: They should ban that sleeper neckbreaker. Matei has to pull his taped hands off of Tong just to make the cover...
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Andrew Fulton: Wait, what?
Joe Pesci: ...
DING! DING!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!
Andrew Fulton: No...
Jeremy Tucker: He did it. Despite not having a weapon in this weapon's match, Radu Matei somehow managed to beat the world tag team champion!
Outside the ring, the fiendish smile on Zombie Adrian Tanner Jr.'s face fades away. Like a petulant child he sneers at the KGB, then walks away.
Jeremy Tucker: Matei can barely move, trying to roll out of the ring, but the cage keeping him in place. Jade demanding to get in and check on her husband, that was a hell of a stinger.
Joe Pesci: ...
Andrew Fulton: You seem oddly quiet, Joe.
Joe Pesci: ...
Jeremy Tucker: Matei just a mess of red, but reaching under the ring, retrieving a large sack.
Andrew Fulton: You don't suppose those are butterflies do you?
Matei musters a dirty look from the retreating Tanner over to his defeated challenger.
Joe Pesci <on a mic so everyone can hear>: ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS! YOUR LUCK CAN'T RUN FOREVER!!! NEXT BATTLEGROUND... YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE! THAT TITLE! THAT TITLE IS GOING TO SOMEONE ELSE! YOUR DAYS OF BEING KING OF THE HILL ARE THREW!!!! I will cost you that title! HELL, if you manage to defend successfully next week, I'll give Brewster her general manager job back. I HATE YOU more than I LOVE bossing her around! THAT is how confidant I am in you being screwed!
Radu Matei <shouting because he doesn't have a mic>: You done?
Joe Pesci: AS DONE AS YOUR TITLE REIGN MOTHERFUCKER!
Radu Matei <shaking head>: Then lets make the most of the time we have left.
Opening the sack, Radu Matei throws a bag of bullet ants onto Tong Fairtex! The audience cheer their approval as the incredibly painful insects bite away at the tag champion. From his position at the announce booth, Joe Pesci continues his vulgarity laced rant while staring daggers at The Sacrificial Idol.
