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Post by SWAT Team on Oct 12, 2019 0:16:33 GMT -5
[The scene opens up to show a pumping crowd at the Vodophone Arena. The crowd are jumping up and down, and the place is about half full. Get Free by the Vines hits and a small pyro show goes off finishing with the No Mans Land logo appearing on the 'tron. [The shot then moves to the commentating booth.] Jeremy Tucker : Howdy folks, and WELCOME TO NO MANS LAND! Toby Navel : We got a huge show lined up for you all tonight, and this is our final No Mans Land before the Broken Hearts Valentines Day ppv! Jeremy Tucker : Certainly is Toby, but right now i hear our commissioner, Dracon, is waiting backstage with some announcements regarding that ppv. Dracon, over to you! [Scene switches to show Dracon in his office.] KJX : G'day Melbourne! As you all know, i have a big match tonight, so i have a lot of preparing to do, but i also have my duties as commissioner of this great federation to attend to, which leads me to next week. Feb 14th, the Broken Hearts ppv, we got a few matches to take care of, already we have signed myself vs Nikita Cairo, and the Australian title will be on the line when Sam Piltdown meets the former champ Adrian Tanner Jr again. I'd like to announce a couple more matches on this card, i am booking Messiah Vs The Tank, Stan Wilson, these two have a long running feud, going back a couple of years, and they will meet one on one right here in Melbourne Australia. Also, our owner Soutter has signed a Dog Collar chain match pitting his own son Ruthless L Reeve against the savage Hellhounds, well, this match may be signed, and will take place, but unfortunately, not at this ppv, that match will have to wait for a later date, instead the Hellhounds will meet the team of Mars and The Punisher Dan Stein, and, also on the Broken Hearts ppv, we will see the World Heavyweight Champion Cobryn back here in Australia, and he will be competing against a mystery opponent who we have just signed to Australia!
Cobryn: Whoa Whoa Whoooa Dracon. I do not accept these conditions at all.
Stan and Messiah are facing off again?
I know Cobryn brings in so much revenue that you dont need much of an undercard... but even Cobryn can't stop the people from walking out during another Stan Vs. Messiah match.
Beyond this, Cobryn is busy celebrating his World Title defense against the late TH Power. Cobryn is much too busy with more important things like flossing Cobryn's teeth to be bothered with some mystery opponent. And besides, havent we had enough of these "mystery" opponents already?
I tell you what Drag on, you tell me who this mystery man is, I'll come out and laugh at him for a while, and then we can save Cobryn's back the wear of carrying the "Mystery" man through the match of his life.
Because Cobryn aint wrestling at the pay per view.
[Crowd boos.]
Cobryn: Theres more of a chance of Drag on winning his match tonight.
[Scene switches back to Dracon.]
Dracon: Sorry Coby, but its in your contract that you must wrestle at least a match per month, and you've been floating around pretending your God...
[Interrupted by Cobryn.]
Cobryn: Cobryn does not pretend Drag on.
[Back to Dracon.]
Dracon: Alright I'm not going to get into this, the point is... you havent wrestled this month yet in Australia... and if you want to be abled to keep living like God... You'll show up at the pay per view and wrestle who I tell you to, son.
[Back to Cobryn.]
Cobryn: Drag on... DONT EVER say son again. You understand me? Dont even say so. No, you know what? You cant say sun anymore... as if looking at the sun. And for the next 48 hours you cant even say the letter N. And if I catch you again I'll reveal the rumors Reeve told me about your three way affair with Byron Allen.
Believe it.
[Dracon shakes his head... reaches over and turns off the monitor and the shot switches to the ring.]
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Jeremy Tucker : Well, folks, its time for Ruthless L. Reeve, whos been on a bit of a roll after upsetting Hero just last week. This week, hell be taking on Messiah in what should be an interesting matchup.
Andrew Fulton : The only thing that matters is that Reeve signed his death warrant after feeding Hero to the Hellhounds. I wouldnt be surprised if somebody will make Reeve pay for that tonight.
Jeremy Tucker : Never a dull moment in Ring Syndicate Australia folks! Heres Frank Salazar with the call.
Frank Salazar : Ladies and gentlemen, this is the first match of the evening and is scheduled for one fall. First coming to the ring area
[Hot to death by Everlast plays as Reeve walks down to the ring area, acknowledging the fans.]
Frank Salazar : From Melbourne, Australia, weighing in at 317 pounds, RUTHLESS L. REEVE!!!!!! And
.
[Step Up To Me by Sevendust plays as Messiah walks down to the ring area.]
Frank Salazar: From the sands of Egypt, weighing in at 265 pounds, MESSIAH!!!!!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : And here we go! Neither man wasting time in this one!
[Messiah and Reeve throwing punches back and forth.]
Toby Navel : Looks like they are just going to duke it out early!
[Reeve and Messiah continue to trade blows, but Reeve blocks and beings to pummel Messiah.]
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve getting in some extra punches and
[Reeve has Messiah stunned on his feet, and tries to deliver a hurricurana. It misses Messiah entirely.]
Andrew Fulton [laughing]: This stuff is too damn funny
.I cant watch or Ill wet myself
ha ha ha
Toby Navel : Even referee D.J.DeMarco cant believe Reeve tried a wacky high spot like that.
Jeremy Tucker : Im speechless here folks
both competitors slow to get up, Messiah grabs Reeve
[Messiah grabs a groggy Reeve and gives him an Irish Whip to the ropes. Messiah lands a spinning discus punch.]
Jeremy Tucker : Nice move by Messiah.
Toby Navel : Yes, very reminiscent of the late Kerry Von Erich.
Andrew Fulton : Yeah, except that Messiah smells better and his feet are still attached.
Jeremy Tucker : Thats no way to blaspheme the first family of wrestling!
Andrew Fulton : So what? None of them are left to argue with me anyway! Besides, Ill take the Tanners. Theyre less dysfunctional.
[Messiah gets up, and lands some quick boots to Reeves head. Reeve grabs Messiahs foot to gain leverage, then takes Messiahs other foot out. Both hit the ground. Reeve recovers and gets up. Picks up Messiah and gives him a quick scoop slam. ]
Jeremy Tucker : Nice recovery by Reeve. Ugly, but it gets the job done.
[The cover:]
ONE
.
[Quick Kickout by Messiah.]
Andrew Fulton : One lousy slam and hes trying to pin him already? I think hes worried that if he doesnt pin him quick, he may get killed!!
[Reeve picks up Messiah, but Messiah gives Reeve a couple of good punches to the midsection.]
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve trying to get out of this quickly
[Messiah lands a northern lights suplex.]
Andrew Fulton : But not quick enough.
[Messiah throws a heart punch. Reeve looks to be nearly convulsing from the blow, but he manages to stay on his feet. Messiah lands a release German suplex. The cover:
ONE
.
TWO
..
[Kickout at 2.]
Jeremy Tucker : Messiah is really trying to stick it to Reeve today
[Reeve and Messiah trade more punches, then Reeve grabs Messiah into a half-nelson, and hits a Half-Nelson Facebuster. He picks up Messiah, but Messiah quickly pokes him in the eye, the ref not seeing that.]
Andrew Fulton : Hey, good thinking by Messiah there. Hes almost as smarts as
me!
[Messiah lands an Arabian Facebuster.]
Toby Navel : Messiah is saying you do a facebuster, and I can do one better.
Andrew Fulton : Oh REALLY? Gotten into the psychic business lately, have we?
[The cover:]
ONE
.
TWO
.
[Kickout by Reeve at late 2. Reeve looks very down. Messiah picks him up.]
Jeremy Tucker : Messiah now in firm control here, as Reeve looks very dazed.
[Messiah lands a series of palm strikes about the head and neck, then rolls it into a brainbuster.]
Jeremy Tucker : Excellent combo by Messiah.
[The cover:]
ONE
..
TWO
..
[Kickout by Reeve at late 2.]
Toby Navel : Wow, Reeve is taking a real beating, but hes holding up very well. Impressive stamina by Ruthless Reeve here!
Andrew Fulton : Yeah, but its Reeve, so its probably more to do with him being stupid. Or crazy, Im not sure which.
[Reeve is picked up by Messiah, and Messiah hits the Irish Whip. Reeve nails Messiah with a hard spear. Reeve up, and out of desperation picks up Messiah and hits a brainbuster. They are both down.]
Jeremy Tucker : What great moves by Reeve! Almost out of desperation it seems! Oustanding! But both men are down!!
[The ref counts:]
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN
[Reeve gets up at 7. He goes to Messiah.]
Jeremy Tucker : Both men have landed some very hard moves tonight, theyre both slowing down considerably.
[Reeve gets to Messiah. He gets up unusually slowly, but Meesiah gets a boost of power and hoists up Reeve into a spinning powerbomb
.]
Andrew Fulton : Oh yeah, he suckered Reeve into coming in, and he hits the big powerbomb!!
[
After landing the powerbomb, Messiah holds Reeve down into an anklelock.]
Jeremy Tucker : ITS THE FLASH OF LIFE!! Messiah has the anklelock cinched in tight! Reeve is screaming in pain!!
[Reeve moves toward the ropes, slowly, screaming the whole way. He is outpowering Messiah, who is trying to hold him back.]
Toby Navel : Reeves only chance is to get to those ropes!
Andrew Fulton : Itll never happen. Never!!
[Reeve continues to scratch and claw his way to the ropes. Messiah is twisting hard, and beginning to show signs of tiring. Reeve loses his grip, allowing Messiah to pull him back to the center of the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker : Oh man, Reeve is still holding on! Incredible! Can he make it to the ropes again?
[Reeve begins to slowly claw his way toward the ropes again, screaming louder than he was previously. Reeve slows down, screaming
Reeve pounds his hand on the mat, and the ref calls for the bell.]
DING! DING! DING!
Jeremy Tucker : REEVE TAPPED!! HE TAPPED OUT! ITS OVER!!!
Toby Navel : Wow! That was impressive! Ive never seen someone hold out a submission move like that!!
Andrew Fulton : Yeah, and it sure as hell did a lot of good, didnt it? Theres no such thing as a valiant defeat, give me a break!!
Frank Salazar : The winner of the match
.MESSIAH!!!!!!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : What a great effort by Reeve tonight, but it just wasnt enough as Messiah pulls out victorious.
Toby Navel : That anklelock had to have been painful
Andrew Fulton : Yeah, had Messiah twisted any harder, Reeve would have been more like Kerry Von Erich than he would like!! Hoo-hah!!
Jeremy Tucker : Good God, Fulton, you sure can be tasteless at times
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Apr 28, 2004#2 Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A HANDICAP MATCH, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, INTRODUCING FIRST, COMING IN AT 6'2 & 240 LBS, HERO!!!!
["Nothing Sacred" By Memento begins to play. The arena goes black as the opening chat begins. With the first drum beat, A flash of pyros go off around the tron as the lights also flash back in. Hero stands on the ramp, looking around the arena. He walks down to the ring, he's pretty relaxed looking at the crowd, but he looks intense. He gets on the apron, poses on the turnbuckle, then climbs in the ring and poses on the opposite one. ]
Andrew Fulton : Wow, he actually showed up.
Jeremy Tucker : Of course he did, i wouldn't expect anything less.
Andrew Fulton : You know he is going in there against the Hellhounds don't you? Two on one!
Jeremy Tucker : Sure i know it, and so does Hero, but he is too much of a competitor to let that faze him.
Andrew Fulton : Yeah right, thats why he hasn't been sighted all week leading up to this one.
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENTS, HAILING FROM THE LAND OF {No Means No} AND HONEY, AND COMING IN AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 610 LBS, BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY HARDKORE JONNIE VALENTINE, THE RING SYNDICATE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, THE HELLHOUNDS!!!
Toby Navel : The Hellhounds wasting no time here, look at them both charge at Hero.
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis signals for the bell, and this one is under way.]
Jeremy Tucker : Hero with his work cut out for him here with both of these savages trying to tear him apart.
Andrew Fulton : Hey, what can i say, they enjoy there work.
[Both Psycho and Cerberus laying into Hero with wild lefts and rights, Hero tries to fight them off, but he cant keep up with both of them, and the Hounds beat him down into the mat. The Hounds then start laying the boots in with crazy stomps until referee Nick Tsalazidis eventually manages to get Cerberus out of the ring leaving it just Hero and Psycho.]
Jeremy Tucker : Psycho picks Hero up, and throws him into the ropes, meeting him with a crushing clothesline from home!
Andrew Fulton : He just hammered him with that one, and look at Jonnie, he is pulling a table out from under the ring.
[Jonnie pulls out the table, and sets it up beside the safety rail, he then grabs ring announcer Frank Salazar and tosses him aside, grabbing his seat, and setting it up at the table.]
Toby Navel : Whats Jonnie up to?
[Jonnie grabs Salazar's mic and takes a seat.]
Hardkore Jonnie Valentine : Ok, lets not muck around here, i'm not sure how long this guy can last in the ring with the World Tag Team champs, so lets get a nice orderly line going, i want five dollars of each of you, and i don't want to have to ask twice.
Jeremy Tucker : Whats he talking about five dollars?
Andrew Fulton : He's got a big ass cable bill, don't you pay attention to anything Jerry?
[Fulton runs over and hands Jonnie a fiver, and the crowd starts lining up, most of them also wearing the latest Purgatory's Puppies t-shirt and all carrying an assortment of weapons as well.]
Toby Navel : Back in the ring, and Hero is just getting decimated here by the Hellhounds, Psycho tags in Cerberus, and they both toss Hero into the ropes, going for a double clothesline.
Jeremy Tucker : No, Hero ducks it, he bounces of the other ropes, and charges right at Cerberus, leveling him with a spear.
Toby Navel : Big time spear there from Hero, Psycho grabs him, but Hero blocks him, and plants Psycho with a release German suplex.
Jeremy Tucker : Cerberus back to his feet, and Hero sends him into the corner with a nice crescent kick, then he charges in there, landing a bevy of 9 hard kicks to the head and torso of Cerberus.
Toby Navel : Cry of the wolves! The cry of the wolves Jerry!
Jeremy Tucker : Yep, Hero on fire here, taking on both Hellhounds single handedly!
[Boom!]
Andrew Fulton : Not anymore! Did you see that? Psycho just nailed Hero with one of the dog collars, and now he is hanging him over the top rope with it!
Jeremy Tucker : I saw it.
Toby Navel : Hero gasping for air, and Psycho just keeps on choking him out with the dog collar.
Jeremy Tucker : Speaking of the dog collar, i would hate to be in Reeve's shoes, can you believe his own father Soutter signed him to meet these savages in a dog collar match?
Andrew Fulton : Hey, anything to bring in the fans.
[Shot shows Jonnie sitting there collecting the money from the fans with a big smile on his face, you can see a fan give Jonnie his five dollars, then high five his friends.]
Jeremy Tucker : Cerberus back on his feet, and he and Psycho bring Hero back into the ring, they toss him into the ropes, and both men catch Hero by the throat, lifting Hero up with a double throatlift into a vicious spinebuster!
Andrew Fulton : Thats it, there is no getting up from that! Hero is done!
Toby Navel : Cerberus grabs Hero, and locks him in a scorpion deathlock, Hero looking to reach the ropes ...
Jeremy Tucker : SPRINGBOARD PSYCHOSAULT! Psycho just nailed Hero with that springboard psychosault while he was trapped in the scorpion deathlock!
Andrew Fulton : Hero knows right now he is i there with the World Tag Team Champions!
Toby Navel : Yep, Reeve sure knew what he was doing when he set Hero up with this match!
Jeremy Tucker : That guy must be suicidal, who in there right mind calls out the Hellhounds for a handicap match?
Andrew Fulton : No one! That big goof has taken too many shots to the head!
[The Hounds pose for the fans, and Hero slowly gets to his feet.]
Jeremy Tucker : Hero just wont give up, you have to admire that.
Andrew Fulton : I don't have to admire anything, except the shear awesomeness of the World Tag Team Champions.
[Hero attempts to suplex Cerberus, but Cerberus blocks it. Psycho runs into the ropes, hobby horses off of Cerberus, somersaults over Hero with a sunset flip. Hero struggles not to go down but gets leveled with a clothesline from Home.]
Toby Navel : These odds are just to much, what the hell is referee Nick Tsalazidis doing letting them double team him for this long, get one of them out of there!
[Shot shows Nick Tsalazidis out on the outside handing Jonnie a five dollar note.]
Jeremy Tucker : Cerberus now climbing to the top, and he launches, planting Hero with a power moonsault of the top rope!
Toby Navel : This is turning out badly for Hero now, the Hellhounds are relentless, and look to be just getting warmed up!
Jeremy Tucker : I hope for Hero's sake, they put an end to this one sooner rather then later.
[Psycho now takes Cerberus up to the top, and superplex's him right ontop of Hero.]
Toby Navel : That right there is what makes the Hounds so feared, they willingly put there own bodies on the line just to do damage to there opponent.
Jeremy Tucker : Psycho with a firemans carry on Hero, and Cerberus hooks Hero and drills him with brainbuster ddt!
Toby Navel : This is just a decimation of Hero, and its still not over, Psycho climbing the top rope, and he flies, clearing 3/4's of the ring with a superfly headbutt of the top!
[Shot moves to Jonnie who looks at his watch, and the stash of cash, and slides the table into the ring, calling referee Nick Tsalazidis over distracting him.]
Andrew Fulton : Looks like Jonnie has had enough of this, must of collected enough dough to pay his cable bill.
Jeremy Tucker : Looks like its all over for Hero as well.
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis over there with Jonnie, telling him he already gave him his five dollars, and the Hounds set up the table, put Hero up ontop of it, and Psycho comes off top rope with spinning leg kick while Cerberus comes off ropes with a spinning leg kick to back of Hero's legs.]
Andrew Fulton : STILLBORN CRADLE!
[Psycho drops for the cover.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................. 2 .......................3!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Finally, what a demolition.
Frank Salazar : WINNERS OF THE MATCH, THE HELLHOUNDS!!!!
[Jonnie grabs mic]
Hardkore Jonnie Valentine : Ok Worthless Reeve, we did your little favor for you. (points at Hero) You wanna handicap match with us? What, is being Soutter Jr. that bad? You make me wanna go fishing with Evan and make sure everything's ok. Ok, you signed you death certificate with the concierges of the Injured Reserve, but we already had a handicap match with you, and we don't fuck old pussy. So, we went to your dad and had it made a dog collar match. It'll be you chained to two of the reasons your not gonna last long in this industry, Commiss Drag Queen may of put that match back, but its only delaying the inevitable, you want to swim in a pool of your own blood at the hands of the Hellhounds, be careful what you wish for Dustin!
[Jonnie tosses the mic on the ground and makes to leave, then stops, and moves over to the all of the weapons left by the puppies that the hounds never got a chance to use, he grabs a piece of barbed wire, and out of no where clotheslines ring announcer Frank Salazar down to the ground with it. Jonnie then starts sawing at the face of Salazar with the wire while the Hounds pull another table out from under the ring and set it up. Jonnie then tosses Salazar into the ring and the Hellhounds take him out with a Stillborn Cradle.]
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[Go to Sleep by Eminem, DMX & Obie Trice hits as Stan Wilson walks out for a huge pop from the crowd.]
Joe Smith (filling in for Frank Salazar) : THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A CWA STATEWIDE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AND IS SCHEDULE FOR ONE FALL! COMING FIRST TO THE RING WEIGHING IN AT THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN POUNDS AND STANDING AT SIX FEET AND TEN INCHES TALL!
[Stan walks down the ramp in front of an excited audience. Gets in the ring with the leg over the top rope.]
Jeremy Tucker: Well
Joe Smith : THE ONLY EVER ACW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AND THE FIRST EVER IPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! THAAAAA TAAAAAANK BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGG STAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN WILLLLLLLLLLLSSOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[The house lights dim as Unholy by KISS begins to play softly over the PA system. The volume keeps growing louder, until the lyrics begin. [] [[Chained slaves to their cages]] [] [[I'm the cycle of pain]] [[Of a thousand year old reign]] The Aussie-tron begins to show images of bloody battles that advance through several time periods. Smoke and fog begin to billow from under the ramp. A single red spotlight shines down through the fog to the top of the ramp. Mars appears in the center of the light bathed in an eerie darkness. [[I'm suicide and salvation]] [[The omen to nations]] [[That you worship on all fours]] [[I'm the infection and famine]] [[Thats knocking at your door]] As the spotlight fades and the house lights come up the fog and smoke can be seen rolling towards the ring. [[Thats why you're feeling so
]] Mars steps down the ramp towards the ring. A chorus of boos and jeers begin. Mars threatens the fans as he walks towards the ring, which brings even more reactions from the fans. [[Unholy]] [[Oh. I was created by man, you know Im
]] [[Unholy]] [[Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah]]]
Jeremy Tucker: He is
Joe Smith : AND THE CWA STATEWIDE CHAMPION!!! WEIGHING IN THREE HUNDRED AND FORTY POUNDS AND STANDING AT SEVEN FEET TALL! THE GOD OF WAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR MAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Andrew Fulton: We were going to talk about the match but this bloody Smith left us without material, doesn't know to pause for a breathe like Salazar does so we can comment?
[Mars stops at ringside, points to Stan and does a throat slashing gesture before climbing into the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker: There is Mars threatening Stan like he threatens all his opponents.
Toby Navel: Its really scary though.
Jeremy Tucker: Yeah, sure, I would not like to be the man in the ring
[CWA referee El Atlético checks both Stan and Mars and tells them the rules like if they didnt know them already.]
Toby Navel: I feel this is going to be intense.
Andrew Fulton: Like Silvia Saint
Toby Navel: Who is Silvia Saint?
Andrew Fulton: You mean you don't know her? What? Are you gay?
Jeremy Tucker: Yeah thats bad Toby.
Toby Navel: Fuck you both.
Andrew Fulton: Pussy pussy puuuuussssyyyyyy.
Jeremy Tucker: Cmon Fulton. Stop bothering the kid already. It should be uncomfortable enough having to wear leather underwear.
Andrew Fulton: Thats the Jerry I like.
Toby Navel: I'm NOT GAY!!!!
Jeremy Tucker: To accept it is the first step Toby. I know you can do it, don't be so harsh with yourself.
Andrew Fulton: And Jerry is on fire!
Toby Navel: Then you should accept your wife fucks with Fulton when you go and play golf with your boring friends
Jeremy Tucker: How do you know I play
Andrew Fulton: MARS AND STAN LOCKED UP IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! A GALACTICAL CLASH OF MAMOOTHS!!! STAN SHOWS HIS TECHNICAL SUPERIORITY GETTING THE UPPER HAND WITH A HEADLOCK!!! MARS TRIES TO PUSH HIMSELF OUT OF THE LOCK BUT HE IS NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!!
Toby Navel: You must be pretty nervous to do play-by-play Fulton.
Andrew Fulton: YOU SHOULD SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH OR ILL KILL YOU
because Stan has Mars in THA headlock~! And lifts his other hand up in the air to pump up all the great fans of Melbourne!
Jeremy Tucker: Great fans of Melbourne??? YOU BLOODY BASTARD!!!
Andrew Fulton: Jerry, just remember a match is going on
and you're the #1 play-by-play guy in the world
Jeremy Tucker: The best one
is nice to hear that from you
BET YOUR ASS WERE GOING TO HAVE WORDS AFTER THE SHOW ENDS!!!
Andrew Fulton: Thats all right
I'm up to talk whatever you want to talk
Jeremy Tucker: No I'm not going to talk to you
MY COLT 45 WILL BE THE ONE DOING THE TALKING!
Andrew Fulton:
Toby Navel: Nice meeting you Fulton. Well not so nice really
I won't miss you at all now that I think about it.
Andrew Fulton: You will be a worm or a Hunglestein in the next life for doing this to a loyal friend!
Toby Navel: Loyal and Friendly are the last two adjectives I would pair with you.
Jeremy Tucker:
Stan has pulled Mars down to the mat and El Atlético checks him carefully.
Toby Navel: I should note that even if Big Stan is known as The Tank, Mars is taller and heavier than him.
Jeremy Tucker: Stan is showing Mars the weight of experience he has in the ring though, dominating him with a strong headlock that made his face turn red.
Toby Navel: But I think Mars is going to show him why he is the CWA Statewide Champion
yes, Mars is going up and sends an elbow to Stans belly!
Andrew Fulton : You know Mars in no rookie don't you Jerry, the guy has been wrestling for years, all over the world.
Jeremy Tucker: And a second elbow, and the other! Mars gets out of the headlock, runs to the ropes and comes back with a shoulder thrust but Stan only takes a few steps back!!!
Toby Navel: Not even Mars was able to make Stan fall with a shoulder thrust!
Andrew Fulton: Like if thats so important and incredible. You guys really overrate stupid things.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars runs to the ropes and comes back to try to take Stan down for a second time but Stan steps out of the way and pushes Mars over the top rope!!!
Toby Navel: A fall like that can be dangerous to such a big man like Mars.
[Stan slowly gets out of the ring over the top rope and goes to work on Mars.]
Jeremy Tucker: Stan is grabbing Mars by his hair but Mars fights back with punches to the stomach! Mars is lifting Stan!!!
Toby Navel: And drops him on the ring barrier!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars stretches his neck and walks to Stan. Stan is going to stand up but Mars stops him with vicious kicks. Mars is stabbing those boots on Stans back and ribs!
Toby Navel: Mars picks Stan up and smashes him against the ring post
no! Stan puts his hands in between and smashes Mars head instead, forcing him into the ring right after!
Andrew Fulton: Oh this has been a slow match. Maybe Nash will run-in in a few minutes
Toby Navel: We have the two biggest most over wrestlers of the company inside the ring and you're not excited? The Statewide title is on the line and you're not excited? You're a fool.
Jeremy Tucker: Stan forces Mars up and chops his chest all the way to the corner! CHOPS! CHOPS!
Toby Navel: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Andrew Fulton: You don't realize how annoying that is?
Toby Navel: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Stan sends Mars to the opposite corner and follows him with a back elbow to the jaw! Drop toe hold?
Toby Navel: Yeah a drop toe hold. Stan locks Marss arm
in a reverse armbar! You don't mess with The Tank!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars is too close to the ropes though, and quickly grabs the bottom rope! El Atlético orders Stan to release the arm of Mars.
Toby Navel: Mars stands up but is sent back to the corner with a throat thrust. Stan hits Mars with rights but Mars blocks, pulls him to the corner and starts sending rights and lefts.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars Irish whips Stan to the opposite corner but Stan reverses it and whips Mars! Mars hits the corner so hard that comes back walking and is nailed with a Big Boot!!!
Toby Navel: A big boot straight to the chest
Mars is down!!!
El Atlético: One
Two
Three (Mars with a shoulder up!)
Toby Navel: That was close JT!
Jeremy Tucker: Tell me you're not comparing me to JR
Toby Navel: At least I'm not calling you Jerry The King Tucker, like Fulton does.
Jeremy Tucker: Whats worst? To be a yelling old fat ass BBQ sauce salesman that can't stop watching John Wayne movies or to be an old pervert left-by-his-wife king wannabe from Memphis?
Toby Navel: Well
you have a point. Stan is going to clothesline Mars but Mars ducks and short-arm clotheslines Stan!
[Mars grabs the top rope taking a second air. The people of Melbourne starts chanting to Mars You suck! You suck! You suck!]
Andrew Fulton: Envy, oh envy. Nobody in Australia can take that title from the hands of the god of war.
Jeremy Tucker: Whatever the reason is, these people don't like Mars. What a sadistic smile Mars has across his face.
Toby Navel : Stan has been totally dominating Mars in this one, but it looks like Mars has just turned it around.
Jeremy Tucker : He sure has turned it around, did you see that, Mars just sent Stan halfway around the ring with that choke toss!
Andrew Fulton : Mars is a force to be reckoned with here in Australia, week after week his opponents look past him, and end up on there backs!
Toby Navel : Stan getting back to his feet, and Mars runs at him, flattening Stan with a beautiful big boot!
[Mars begins walking around the ring, taunting the fans, then goes back to work on Stan, locking in a tight bear hug.]
Jeremy Tucker : This is an interesting move, Mars is a specialist at the bear hug, but i don't know how effective it will be on the Tank.
Toby Navel : Well, Stan doesn't look to be enjoying it to much, but he doesn't look like he is about to tap out either.
Jeremy Tucker : Stan is trying to fight of Mars, nailing him with a few big rights, trying to break the hold, but Mars is relentless, and then starts shaking Stan around like he was a cruiserweight.
Toby Navel : He is rag dolling him! Mars is rag dolling Stan!
[Mars then tosses Stan to the ropes, and runs and bounces of the other ropes, leveling Stan with a slingshot clothesline.]
Jeremy Tucker : Unbelievable, Stan is at Mars' mercy here at the moment, and Mars lifts up Stan and drills him with a thunderous clothesline!
Toby Navel : Its all over, Mars just nailed Stan with the clothesline, and he drops for the cover.
El Atlético : 1 ......................... 2 ............................ (Stan kicks out)
Jeremy Tucker : Poor cover there by Mars, you cant cover Stan like that and expect to get the three count.
Toby Navel : Nope, you need to hook a leg, its basics.
Andrew Fulton : Mars doesn't look to perturbed does he? Look at the sadistic smile, you guys just don't get it yet do you? He doesn't care about winning and loosing, its all about hurting your opponent for that guy.
Toby Navel : Well that damn unprofessional if you ask me!
[Mars lifts Stan up and then drills him with a Heart Punch.]
Jeremy Tucker : Mars just having his way with Stan here now, this match sure has turned around, that Heart Punch was lethal!
[Mars nails Stan with a short arm clothesline, and then sends him crashing to the mat with a powerbomb.]
Andrew Fulton : Huge powerbomb there by Mars! Thats it, its all over now!
[Mars starts walking around the ring again, taunting the fans instead of covering Stan.]
Toby Navel: Mars turns around and is sent to the mat with a belly-to-belly suplex! Stan was up and surprised him with the belly-to-belly! The Tank chants everywhere! THA TANK!!! THA TANK!!! THA TANK!!! THA
Andrew Fulton: Close your fuckin mouth or Ill eat your tongue!!!
Jeremy Tucker: That can be considered a sexual harassment. Actually I would testify on your behalf Toby.
Andrew Fulton: And how can your Colt 45 little threat be considered?
Jeremy Tucker: Oh I forgot you wouldnt make it to the trial
Toby Navel: You're dumber than I thought Fulton. Mars gets up with a little pain on his back and sends a right to Stan but the only ever ACW champion ducks and release full nelson slams Mars ass!
Jeremy Tucker: And the cover!
El Atlético: One
Two
Th (Shoulder up!)
Andrew Fulton: Is it me or does Stan look frustrated? Is Stan punching the mat?
Toby Navel: Shut up Fulton.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars and Stan exchange lefts and rights in the center of the ring. Who the hell is coming from the crowd?
Andrew Fulton: Its Messiah!!!
Toby Navel: Oh shit this is going to turn nasty!
[CLANG!]
Toby Navel: MESSIAH GRABBED JOE SMITH BY THE HAIR AND THREW HIM TO THE STEEL RING STEPS!!!
Jeremy Tucker: What the hell he is thinking?!?!? That was uncalled for! Thats two ring announcers in one night!
Toby Navel: But look in the ring! Mars sent a right to Stan but Stan blocked and grabbed Mars by the throat for the chokeslam!!!
[Messiah grabs the steel chair Smith was sitting on and slides inside the ring with it!!!]
Jeremy Tucker: Tremendous chair shot to the back of the head of Stan!!! El Atlético calls for the bell!!!
Toby Navel: Smith is out so he can't announce the result of the match but this is a DQ. I guess Stan wins but Mars retains the belt
Jeremy Tucker: Forget about the result! Mars and Messiah are kicking Big Stan without mercy!
[The bells keeps dinging but they don't stop decimating Stan.]
Jeremy Tucker: El Atlético tries to stop them but Mars punches him in the heart!!! El Atlético is shaking on the mat like he is dying!
Toby Navel: Oh my God! Messiah nailed Stans head with other chair shot!
[Messiah drops the chair on the mat.]
Jeremy Tucker: Theres a lot of commotion in the audience
EMTs, referees and two security guards rush in to stop the madness!!! Messiah is clotheslining them one by one out of the ring!
Toby Navel: One of the security guards gets in the ring and hits Messiah with a nightstick. Messiah looks at him and smiles!!! Kick to the gut and powerbomb out of the ring!!! MESSIAH POWERBOMBED A GUARD OUT OF THE RING!!!
Andrew Fulton: Ha ha! The other security guard was going to get in the ring but backed off after seeing his partner being thrown like trash out of the ring.
Jeremy Tucker: Oh no what Mars is doing! MARS NAILS THE APOCALYPSE ON STAN OVER THE STEEL CHAIR!!! BIG STAN IS BLEEDING!!! BIG STAN IS BLEEDING!!!
[Messiah sees Stan with a crimson face on the chair, face down, and laughs diabolically.]
Toby Navel: A paramedic slides in the ring and is choke-tossed by Mars!
Jeremy Tucker: Messiah is climbing to the top rope and this is not good for Stan. Somebody help!
[Messiah 450 Leg Drops the back of the head of Stan Wilson on the chair!!!]
Jeremy Tucker: SWEET JESUS THAT WAS BRUTAL!!!
Andrew Fulton: Thats ratings!
Toby Navel: Those two maniacs are finally leaving the ring!
[Messiah grabs the mic.]
Messiah : See you at Broken Hearts Stan, ohhh, and by the way, our match, seeing you lost last week, now "I" get to pick the stipulation, and im making it a Egyptian Tomb Match!
Thats right fucknuckle, we are getting an Egyptian Mummy cask brought out here, and the only way to win, is to throw the other guy in the Mummy's tomb!
[Unholy by KISS replays and Mars takes his title with him.]
Toby Navel: Stan will have revenge, I'm sure of that. Nobody messes with The Tank!
[We go to commercials as paramedics check on Stan.]
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Jeremy Tucker : And we're back folks, what a battle that last one was, Mars escapes with his Statewide title still intact again, and boy, did he and Messiah do a number on Stan, he is scheduled to be coming out here later for the lumberjack match, i wonder if he will make it.
Andrew Fulton : Yeah, yeah, lets get on with it, take it away Frank!
Toby Navel : Frank? He's been taken to the hospital.
Andrew Fulton : Ring Announcers these days. They sure don't make em like they used to.
Joe Smith (looking a bit worse for wear himself) : LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A TAG TEAM MATCH, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, INTRODUCING FIRST, COMING IN AT 6'4 & 250 LBS, THE CWA COMMISSIONER, KJ "DRACON" XANATHOS!!!
[The lights go out with the effect of a power problem in the Vodophone Arena as the first strong drums of "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed sounds all over the arena, causing a huge standing ovation from the people of (city name); the intelligent bright white and red lights flash in compass with the strong drums of the rock song. In the Aus-tron we see two big amber scary dragon eyes, and when they close, the KJX letters shows up in red.]
[The camera has time enough to show us some of the cutest girls screaming KJX, KJX, KJX like obsessive fans. In the Aus-tron shots of KJ Xanathos winning Oscars, Grammies, Emmys and MTV Video Music Awards are shown right before Dracons silhouette is seen in the partial darkness of an ancient looking room with a giant sculpture on the stone gray back wall, inspired on the tattoo Dracon has on his back; a dark gray dragon with black claws, white teeth and powerful crimson longed eyes that, like Dracons eyes, makes you feel they are looking through your soul. The dragon is grabbing with his paws an ancient ying-yang made on stone that is like breaking along the curved line that divides the ying from the yang, emanating a red energy light effect from the inside. Dracon is shown looking down in the Aus-tron, bathed in sweat or water, breathing heavily, with his beautiful black hair pulled back in a Scottish ponytail-Jericho like and wearing his black clothes; leather pants with a fire dragon design on the right leg and an eclipsed fire sun on the butt, gothic mid-high side belted boots, elbow pads with mixed fire style, wrist bands, mid-fingers out glove in right hand and red tapes on left hand fingers.]
David Draimans voice: Do you feel good?
[Clips of Dragon winning cups and trophies in important martial arts tournaments are shown and in light-dark snap shots Dracon throws strong punches and vicious kicks, performing a mixed styles form with unique concentration. Now a close up to KJX face.]
David Draimans voice: You should!
[KJX is seen competing in some extreme sports like snowboarding, sky surfing, skateboarding, skiing, skydiving, rock climbing and bungee jumping. Dracon continues performing the martial arts form in light-dark snap shots, but this time using a beautiful katana, jumps high in the air and slashes vertically, cutting in two parts the screen.]
David Draimans voice: Ohhhhhh Ahhh Ahhhh Ahhhhh
[Pyros explodes in the rafters and Dracon walks in; wearing an Old Navy muscle shirt, Quiksilver rusty green jeans, Sketchers navy bowling shoes and silver gothic rings in every finger of his hand (one of them being The Dynasty ring).]
David Draimans voice: Ohhh Ohhhh Ohhh Ohhhh Ohhh Ohhhhh!
[Crosses his arm in front of his chest while flames erupts behind him. Dracon raise up in the air his arms crossed and X lines of fireworks explodes in the back three times.]
David Draimans voice: Drowning deep in my sea of loathing Broken your servant I kneel It seems whats left of my human side Is slowly changing in me
[While Dracon slowly walks to the ring, smiling and saluting a few girls and fans of the audience, the Aus-tron shows a gallery of small clips of Dracons matches in SCW, UEA, UWA, MCW, IPW, Hardcore Scandinavia and the IWA, decimating several wrestlers and holding up or wearing the SCW Golden Gate Championship, the UWA Unified Internet/UK Championship, the UEA World Junior Championship, the UWA International Heavyweight Championship, the MCW US Heavyweight Championship and the IPW Junior Heavyweight Championship.]
David Draimans voice: Looking at my own reflection When suddenly it changes Violently it changes Oh no! There is no turning back now You've woken up the demon in me
[Dracon gets in the ring first jumping in the apron with both feet at the same time, like a crow, and grabbing the top rope to front flip inside the squared circle]
David Draimans voice: Get up, come on get down with the sickness Get up, come on get down with the sickness Get up, come on get down with the sickness Open up your hate, and let it flow into me Get up, come on get down with the sickness You mother get up, come on get down with the sickness You fucker get up, come on get down with the sickness Madness is the gift that has been given to me
[Dracon walks to the corner and stands up in the second rope looking at the fans and raising up his right hand. ]
Toby Navel: ENTER THE DRAGON!
Andrew Fulton : And after that entrance, i think we are due for another commercial break.
Joe Smith : AND HIS PARTNER, HAILING FROM BAKERSFIELD CA, AND COMING IN AT 6' & 221 LBS, NICK CAIRO!!!
[Edgecrusher by Fear Factory hits and Nick makes his way down to the ring carrying a Singapore Cane. He steps into the ring, and he and Dracon get face to face trying to stare each other down.]
Jeremy Tucker : This doesn't look to promising for the team of Cairo and Dracon, how are they going to co exist as a team in this one?
Andrew Fulton : I really don't think Nick is too concerned with co existing with Dracon, he has stated his hatred for him for months now, and he also stated he would be more then happy to join up with both Piltdown and Tanner in a three way beat down on his "partner"
Joe Smith : AND INTRODUCING THERE OPPONENTS, FIRST
[The lights dim to black, and two spotlights begin a strobe lightshow pointed at the U-tron as black and white still photos of Adrian's past begin to flash across the screen. This continues for a time until finally focusing on a shot of Sam Piltdown holding the Ring Syndicate Australian Heavyweight Title. The picture of Sam shatters into a million pieces like glass breaking and is replaced by the words
Adrian Tanner The Anti-Fluke
The words appear to get closer and closer until it engulfs the whole screen and then the screen fades to black.
"Stereotype" By Powerman 5000 hits, and the words "I TOOK THE ROAD MOST TRAVELLED, AND STILL BEAT BBB" flash across the screen. more black and white footage follows, playing in tune with the music.
[Trap door in every step Truth is I can't connect]
(Adrian taking a fireball to the face courtesy of Jonnie Valentine.)
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