Post by SWAT Team on Oct 12, 2019 3:09:41 GMT -5
[The scene opens up to show the Crown Casino complex at Southbank Melbourne.]
[The shot then zooms in to the right to show the casino.]
[Get Free by the Vines hits and the shot pans up and down the length of the Casino, then zooms through there in fast motion, so that all can be seen is a blur of people and lights. The shot then settles inside the All Star Cafe inside the Casino complex, where we see the ring set up and the four competitors all standing in there neutral corners. We get close ups of each one, Stan "The Tank" Wilson, Doug Mental, Adrian Tanner Jr and Steve Daniels, and then the show moves across to the commentary booth.]
Jeremy Tucker : Howdy folks, and welcome to Melbourne's Crown Casino, i hope your ready for a big one tonight, cause these four guys are pumped!
Toby Navel : I still can't believe they let us do this stuff in here, but yeah, its going to be wild!
Andrew Fulton : Yeah, well i still cant believe we are stuck here at this dump of a casino, instead of going to Palm Springs with the rest.
Jeremy Tucker : Lost a few dollars in here lately i hear Fulton, that wouldn't have anything to do with your animosity?
Andrew Fulton : Actually, im about even here Jerry.
Toby Navel : About even, thats what all the gamblers say when they have done there ass, i'll bet you had a few close one's though, right Fulton? Would of won the lot if only?
Andrew Fulton : You know it, but don't worry about me, i got a system worked out, and i will break these guys one day.
Jeremy Tucker : Good luck with that pal, but for now, we got to get to the action, cause looks like these four guys in the ring are about to break as well, take it away Frank.
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A ANYTHING GOES, FREE FOR ALL, FIRST PINFALL OR SUBMISSION WINS.
[Steve Daniels storms past Frank running straight at Stan, who saw him coming, and planted him with big right hand as Frank dropped the mic and jumped out of the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker : Steve trying to kick this one of quickly, not even waiting for Salazar to call out there names.
Andrew Fulton : Who cares, we know who's in the match anyway, i don't even know why we pay that guy.
[Steve Daniels bounces up of the mat quickly, and Stan rips into him with some hard open hand chops.]
Jeremy Tucker : Ouch, those there are some heavy shots from Stan, making Steve think about his non political ways, meanwhile, Adrian Tanner and Doug Mental have hooked up, and are jockeying for position.
Toby Navel : Tanner sends Doug down with a hip toss, and then catches Doug with a nice arm drag.
Andrew Fulton : What do you mean Steve is non political, i think he's got a great head on his shoulders, and makes a heck of a lot of sense.
[Steve Daniels blocks another open hand chop from Stan, and drop kicks Stan.]
Jeremy Tucker : Right in the musch with that drop kick, Stan doesn't go down, but he rocked him with it none the less.
Toby Navel : Sure did Jerry, and now Steve with a second drop kick, and this one drops The Tank!
Jeremy Tucker : Nice execution there from Daniels, but you cant mean that you support his views can you Fulton?
Andrew Fulton : You bet your ass i do.
Toby Navel : The guy is a racist Fulton, wake up to yourself man.
Andrew Fulton : Racist, what an over used term, tell it like it is, and all of a sudden these people are waiting to label you. Its political correctness gone made i tell you!
Jeremy Tucker : Thats a cop out Fulton, the guy is a racist, and its as simple as that, and i would like to point out that we here at Ring Syndicate do not in any way shape or form endorse or condone that sort of behaviour.
[Tanner picks Doug up for a body slam, but Doug slides over his back and takes Adrian down with a bulldog.]
Toby Navel : Nice counter there from Doug Mental.
Jeremy Tucker : Damn its good to see that man back in the ring.
Andrew Fulton : Why?
Jeremy Tucker : Well, ....., umm, .... DOUG MENTAL WITH A SENSATIONAL SNAP MARE ON ADRIAN TANNER!
Andrew Fulton : A sensational snap mare? I don't believe i have ever heard of such a thing.
Jeremy Tucker : Ohhh, it was sensational all right.
Andrew Fulton : Was it? Or was it that you just started screaming cause you had nothing to say when asked what was so great about having Mental back?
Jeremy Tucker : Look Fulton, i don't know what match you are watching, but that was the best damn snap mare i have ever seen, and as for having Doug back, well, the reasons are endless, and im not about to get into them all right now, lets just say its great to have him back, and leave it at that.
[Stan gets back to his feet from the drop kicks, and Steve sends him to the ropes, Stan bounces of them, and Steve leapfrogs him.]
Toby Navel : If your getting excited about snap mares Jerry, how about that leap frog right there.
Jeremy Tucker : Very impressive indeed, and Stan keeps on going, running right through Doug Mental with a devastating shoulder block.
Toby Navel : Doug didn't even see it coming, and that sent him all the way over the top to the outside.
Andrew Fulton : Great, i was beginning to wonder how much longer this one would last in the ring.
[Stan looks down at Mental on the outside.]
Jeremy Tucker : Wow, Stan really ran through him there, im not sure if Stan is looking down at Mental a bit concerned, or whether he is just measuring him up.
Andrew Fulton : What ever he's doing, he shouldn't of, cause he just turned his back on one Steve Daniels.
[Steve Daniels runs at Stan, and nails him with a jumping scissor kick right to the back of the head, sending Stan sprawling over the top rope and landing right next to Doug.]
Toby Navel : Affirmative Action! Thats what he calls that one!
Andrew Fulton : And thats exactly what it is.
[Steve Daniels now climbs the top rope, waiting up there for Stan or Doug to get to there feet.]
Jeremy Tucker : Steve is just measuring these guys.
Andrew Fulton : Ohhh no, look out behind you Steve!
[Adrian Tanner, back on his feet after the "sensational" snap mare, charges up behind Steve, and pushes him off the turnbuckle and Steve falls throat first onto the security railing, then falls backwards, landing right beside Stan and Doug.]
Toby Navel : Tanner playing possum there, either that or selling the snap mare.
Jeremy Tucker : Give it a rest Toby. Now its Adrian Tanner Jr heading to the top rope. He jumps up there, poises himself, then launches.
Toby Navel : 180 CORKSCREW SPLASH FROM ADRIAN TANNER ONTO ALL THREE OF THEM THERE LAYING IN A HEAP!
[Huge pop from the crowd there, and Adrian jumps up onto one of the tables in the restaurant, the fans really getting into this.]
Jeremy Tucker : Tanner in control here, although i don't know what he is planning from that table.
[Adrian moves across the table, to the next one against the wall, and takes down a framed picture from it, the picture of Shane Warne, (Australian cricketer) and he then takes a run up, leaping from that table to the next one, and then over the security rail and smashes the framed picture over a rising Stans head.]
Toby Navel : Dang, Stan is out of it, i have never seen him drop like that before, i think this one could be over!
[Adrian drops for a cover, and referee Nick Tsalazidis drops for the count.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ............... 2 ...................... (Doug Mental breaks the count)
Andrew Fulton : I thought he may of had him there, damn, Adrian could be in the Olympics, did you see that triple jump, unbelievable!
Jeremy Tucker : Doug just getting to his feet after that devastating shoulderblock by Stan, broke the count there just in time.
Toby Navel : Doug now grabs Tanner by a handful of hair, and rams his head into the security rail, once, twice, three times, and Tanner is busted wide open here already. Doug then tosses him over the railing onto the table he leaped off before.
[Doug then jumps back on the apron, and climbs to the top.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! He's going to try and fly over the security railing onto the table, he will never make it!
Toby Navel : Doug sets himself, then flies ..... HE NAILED IT!
Jeremy Tucker : SWEET JESUS! DOUG MENTAL WITH A FLYING ELBOW DROP FROM THE TOP ROPE, OVER THE SECURITY RAIL, AND HE JUST SENT ADRIAN TANNER RIGHT THROUGH THAT TABLE!
[The whole of the All Star Cafe, who are all on there feet, pop huge for Doug.]
Toby Navel : Steve Daniels now getting to his feet, and he makes his way over towards the crumbled table, picking up both Doug and Adrian by the hair, and running them out of the cafe, towards Sanity records.
Andrew Fulton : They still have these record shops? I thought Kazaa put them all out of business.
Jeremy Tucker : Yeah, maybe if them huge corporations weren't charging 30 plus dollars for a $1 cd, maybe they would have a few more customers.
Toby Navel : Steve dragging both men by the hair, towards the store, but runs into a heap of elderly women.
Jeremy Tucker : Daniels saw them coming through then, and didn't even budge a bit, he just kept on running right through the lot of em.
Toby Navel : Poor old dears, all they want to do is blow there pensions on the machines.
[Daniels lets go of Tanner and Mental, sending them into the record shop, then turns around to survey his dirty work.]
Jeremy Tucker : My god. They are spread all over the corridor, Daniels looks at them with a smirk on his face, but look out.
[One of the old ladies comes up behind Steve and smashes him with her umbrella.]
Toby Navel : Wow, she has a bit of spirit in her, she just clonked Steve right on the head with that umbrella.
[Steve turns around, and then grabs her by a hand full of hair, making some racist remark to her.]
[CRACK!]
Jeremy Tucker : Stan running through there with a running big boot, he just could of saved that old dears life.
Andrew Fulton : Yeah, look forward to a week of promo's with Stan and her in the hospital.
[Stan picks Steve up over his head in a gorilla press, then drills him through a cd rack out the front of Sanity with a powerslam.]
Jeremy Tucker : Stan is on fire here tonight folks, he appears to be losing a bit of blood though, that may be from that shot he took with the Shane Warne picture.
Toby Navel : When Stan is on his game Jerry, there is none better, as Messiah found out last week.
[Stan makes his way into Sanity, wraps his hand around the throat of Doug Mental, lifts him up, and chokeslams him to hell, right on the front counter.]
Jeremy Tucker : Stan leaning onto the counter for a cover.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ....................... 2 ...................... (Adrian Tanner breaks the count pushing a wall rack over, which crashes down ontop of Stan, Doug and the ref.]
Toby Navel : Thats the hardest thing about these matches, you think you have it won, but then someone else is always there to stop you in your tracks.
[Stan gets to his feet, pushing the wall rack off of him, and starts stalking towards Adrian.]
Jeremy Tucker : Tanner backing up here, but Stan keeps pursuing him.
[Adrian grabs a cd, and throws it at Stan, but it just bounces off him.]
Toby Navel : Adrian grabs a couple more, and starts flinging them at Stan like they were Chinese stars.
Jeremy Tucker : They call them shurikans i believe Toby.
Andrew Fulton : Stan don't care what they call them, they are just bouncing off him like nothing, and he keeps advancing on Adrian.
[Steve runs up behind Stan and cracks him over the head with an umbrella.]
Jeremy Tucker : HEY! Did he steal that from the old lady?
Andrew Fulton : You figure it out genius!
[Stan turns around no selling the shot, a look of fury in his eyes, and Adrian runs up behind him planting him with a jumping enziguri to the back of the head.]
Toby Navel : Stan dropping to one knee, and Steve clocks him again with the umbrella, splitting him open even more, and now the blood is flowing freely from The Tank.
[Adrian then jumps at Steve, and both of them brawl into the movies section.]
Jeremy Tucker : The way these guys are going, they aren't even going to make it into the actual Casino!
Toby Navel : They were only meant to stay in the ring at the All Star Cafe anyway, this is going to cost Ring Syndicate a packet.
Andrew Fulton : Yeah right, like they were never going to leave the ring, sometimes you can be so naive Toby.
[Steve and Adrian continue brawling through the movies section, and Steve sends Adrian crashing into a rack of movies, Tanner clutching at his back.]
Jeremy Tucker : These guys are doing a pretty good number on this shop, it looks like Fulton's apartment in there.
Andrew Fulton : Hey, who cares if i leave a few disks and tapes lying around, i know exactly where everything is, and thats what counts.
[Steve jumps up on the same rack, and then flies at Adrian, but Tanner moves, and there is a hard landing for Daniels.]
Toby Navel : Tanner rolling away just in time, and he reaches across and grabs one of the DVD's, and starts walloping Steve Daniels in the head with it.
[Steve is covering up, but Adrian is relentless with that dvd, and just keeps clobbering him with it, a close up reveals it to be the movie "Roots".]
Jeremy Tucker : This is madness, and it doesn't look anywhere near ending, as Adrian grabs Steve and drags him out of Sanity, and then runs and tosses him through the front window of Barcode.
Adrian Tanner Jr : THAT WAS FOR YOU SAM!!!
Toby Navel : Tanner losing it here guys, he's beating on Daniels, and screaming at him like he is Sam Piltdown. Tanner seems to like this place Barcode though, first he had a promo from here, and now it looks like he wants to give Steve Daniels a personalised tour.
Jeremy Tucker : Thats cause Sam put him through a window last show in there title match.
Andrew Fulton : Yeah, well i doubt Piltdown could care less what Adrian does to Daniels.
[Adrian drags Steve to his feet again, and starts ramming his head into a near by pool table, and now Steve is busted open as well.]
Toby Navel : This is turning into a blood bath folks.
[Adrian then brings Steve over to a pin ball machine, and goes to ram his head into it, but Steve blocks and nails Adrian with a bionic elbow to the face, and then another.]
Jeremy Tucker : Steve Daniels now on the offense, Steve then goes to whip Adrian into the jukebox, but Tanner reverses, and sends Steve face first into another pinball machine, smashing the glass.
Andrew Fulton : TILT!
Jeremy Tucker : Sure was, Adrian grabs Steve, and lifts his head right next to his own, staring into Steve's bloody face ...
[Stan runs through and double clotheslines both Steve and Adrian to hell.]
Toby Navel : Double "Tank Line" there.
Andrew Fulton : Tank Line?
Toby Navel : Yeah, thats what Stan calls his clothesline from hell.
Andrew Fulton : But that was a double clothesline, not a clothesline from hell.
Toby Navel : It was a double clothesline from hell, thus a double "Tank Line"
[Stan grabs both men and rams there heads together, then flips them over with a double snap mare, putting each one in the seat of a car racing game.]
WHAM!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus, Doug Mental just cracked Stan with a pool cue!
Toby Navel : How much punishment can these guys take?
[Stan drops to one knee, and Doug winds up and nails him again with another shot from the pool cue, breaking it in half over Stans head.]
Jeremy Tucker : Doug grabs both broken bits of the pool cue, and jumps up on a chair, swinging them around like Steve Blackman and showing off for the fans.
Toby Navel : Big mistake from Doug, he got so caught up in taking Stan out, that he forgot about the other two, and Tanner jumped up out of the car ride, and springboarded off of the pool table, sending Doug face first to the hard floor with a springboard tornado ddt!
Jeremy Tucker : Tanner going for a cover here on Doug.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ...................... 2 ...................... (Stan breaks the count.)
Toby Navel : Stan stopping the count just in the nick of time there, and he grabs Adrian Tanner and gorilla presses him then drops him down onto the pool table with a spinebuster, Ouch!
Jeremy Tucker : Yeah, Tanner had no time to brace himself for that one, just got drilled right into the pool table, and now Stan is getting up on the pool table as well.
[Stan raises his hand to the crowd, signaling its over, and sets Adrian up for a powerbomb.]
Toby Navel : Ohhh my god! He's going to powerbomb him right off the pool table!
[Stan lifts Adrian up in the powerbomb.]
Jeremy Tucker : NOOOO!!! Adrian counters, flipping Stan right off the table himself with a hurracanrana and Stan goes crashing to the floor.
Toby Navel : Unbelievable! Adrian now sets himself on the pool table, lining Stan up for a Swanton, but Steve sweeps his legs out from him with a nice kick from no where, and Adrian falls backwards, the back of his head slamming into the pool table on his way down.
[Steve Daniels grabs the triangle from the pool table and starts choking on Adrian with it.]
Jeremy Tucker : Daniels looks to be a man possessed at the moment, he is rearing back with that triangle, in a variation of the camel clutch.
Andrew Fulton : This gives new meaning to racking them up.
Toby Navel : Come on Fulton, you can do better then that.
Jeremy Tucker : Daniels is really choking Adrian out with that triangle, and there is no where for him to go.
Toby Navel : But here comes Doug, and he flies off a table with a beautiful missile drop kick to Steve Daniels.
Jeremy Tucker : Doug Mental with these guys just where he wants them, but he isn't capitalising on them, instead he leaves Barcode, and heads up the hallway to the food court.
[Doug grabs a drink and skulls it down.]
Toby Navel : Looks like he need that drink, and here come the others, all brawling there way up the corridor to the food court.
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian manages to get separated from Stan and Steve who continue brawling without noticing. Adrian runs over to a pizza place and grabs a pizza pan.
Toby Navel : Tanner with the pizza pan, he bolts up behind them and nails Steve in the back of the head with a shot, then dents the pan by slamming it right over Stans head.
Jeremy Tucker : Doug see's the action, and drops the can of "solo" he just sculled and charges at Adrian, not wanting to miss out on the fun.
Toby Navel : Tanner can see him coming, and he flings the pan at Doug like a Frisbee, but misses.
Andrew Fulton : Damn Stan and his head denting the pan, must of screwed up the trajectory.
Jeremy Tucker : Doug keeps running at Tanner and spears him right into a Chinese food counter.
[It is one of them glass counters, but doesn't break.]
Toby Navel : Doug grabs a tub of rice from the counter, and starts rubbing it into Steve Daniels.
Jeremy Tucker : He has just mounted him and is really rubbing that rice into the face of Steve.
[Stan gets back to his feet, grabs Doug, and bear hugs him, then drills him with a belly to belly suplex right into the fountain and pool of water in the centre of the food court.]
Toby Navel : Adrian gets to his feet, and charges Stan from behind, clipping the knee out from the big guy.
Jeremy Tucker : When will this madness end?
[Adrian grabs two bottles of mustard and ketchup, and puts a knee into Stans neck, choking him.]
Toby Navel : Adrian choking the life out of Stan here with his knee, and as Stan is gulping for breathe, Adrian starts pouring the ketchup and mustard down his throat.
Andrew Fulton : God damn, that stuff is going to go right through him!
Toby Navel : What you mean?
Andrew Fulton : Well, lets just say the hot stuff don't agree with Stan if you know what i mean.
Jeremy Tucker : Stan is so covered in that ketchup and mustard, its hard to tell where the sauce starts, and the blood starts, its all getting mixed up, that must sting like mad.
[Steve Daniels with a superkick to the head of Tanner.]
Toby Navel : Tanner never even saw that coming, and now Steve grabs him and leads him into the KFC.
Jeremy Tucker : I don't know how these chicken places are still doing all this business with all them bad chickens i keep seeing on the news.
Toby Navel : Thats only oversea's Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker : I don't care where it is, i aint touching chicken again till that stuff is over with.
Toby Navel : Yeah, but it aint over here man.
Jeremy Tucker : Thats exactly what my wife said, big deal, what, do you want me to keep eating the crap till it does come here, then its a bit late isn't it?
[Steve Daniels dragging Adrian Tanner by the hair, and he sends him face first into the hot grill plate, and Adrian yells out in pain.]
Toby Navel : I could actually hear that sizzle here when his cheek went into the grill.
[Steve grabs a drumstick and has a bite, only to be nailed with a low blow by Adrian.]
Jeremy Tucker : These guys just wont give up.
Toby Navel : Stan is crawling over to the pool with the fountain, looks like he wants to wash all that crap off of himself.
Andrew Fulton : Looks like he doesn't remember that Doug Mental is in there as well.
[Stan dips his head into the pool, washing the ketchup, mustard and blood from himself, and Doug flies up out of the water at him like a crocodile, and locks him in a chicken wing, drowning him in the water.]
Jeremy Tucker : Doug Mental is actually drowning Stan in that pool with the chicken wing, this is totally out of control.
Toby Navel : Can Stan even swim?
Andrew Fulton : Who knows, but check out that idiot referee Tsalazidis, Stan is near drowning there, and instead of helping him, he has jumped in the pool as well, and is lifting up Stans arm.
[Tsalazidis lifts his arm up, then lets go, and it drops straight back into the water.]
Jeremy Tucker : Thats one, lets just hope there are some EMT's on standby after this one is over and done with.
[Tsalazidis lifts the arm of Stan again, then lets go and it drops straight into the water again.]
Toby Navel : Is Stan even still alive, i don't see any bubble's or anything, who would of thought Dougie Mental would be capable of this?
Andrew Fulton : Yeah who knows what that guy has been up to since he has been gone.
[Tsalazidis lifts up Stans arm one last time, then lets go, and it drops, almost all the way to the water, then Stan jumps up out of the water like a sea monster, sending water everywhere, and Doug Mental as well.]
Toby Navel : Stan = the Lochness Monster!
Jeremy Tucker : Wow, i thought the guy was gone there for sure, nice move by Mental though.
[Back at KFC, and we see Adrian with the upper hand after the low blow, and he is now ramming Steve Daniels head into a microwave.]
Toby Navel : Adrian now trying to slam the door on Steve, with his whole head in there, but it just wont close.
Andrew Fulton : Adrian wont give up trying though, got to give him credit for that.
[Adrian repeatedly just keeps slamming the door of the Microwave into the head of Steve Daniels, Adrian then pulls Steve's head out, grabs a container labeled "Chilli", and dumps the whole container over the head of Steve, who screams out in pain.]
Jeremy Tucker : Now its Steve's turn to yell!
[Adrian pie faces Steve Daniels, who falls down in a heap and Tanner then jumps the counter, and makes his way over towards Stan and Doug, who have moved into the King Pin bowling centre.]
Toby Navel : Ohh no, here we go!
Andrew Fulton : How did Adrian even know they were in here? We didn't see them go in here.
Jeremy Tucker : The fans told him, i saw them pointing.
[Adrian walks in and see's Stan and Mental changing shoes.]
Andrew Fulton : What the hell are they doing?
Toby Navel : Come on Fulton, everyone who goes bowling has to wear them clown shoes, you know that!
Andrew Fulton : I ... am .... speechless!
[Tanner picks his jaw up off the floor after watching Stan and Doug racing to put on them bowling shoes, and runs over and grabs a bowling ball.]
Toby Navel : Here we go, look, this young attendant is moving in to tell Adrian he too has to change shoes in the bowling centre.
[CRACK!]
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian having none of it, and he levels the attendant with a superkick right to the chin!
Andrew Fulton : See, Stan or Doug could of done that, but they are just too nice, or stupid.
[Adrian then runs at an unsuspecting Stan, and clocks him in the head with the bowling ball sending him flying.]
Jeremy Tucker : Tanner is totally dominant at the moment, he sure did come into this match with some strategies in mind!
Toby Navel : No doubt, there's a guy who has done his home work.
[Mental finishes his shoe laces and jumps to his feet only to have Adrian level him with a spinning back heel kick.]
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian then grabs Doug and takes a run up down the bowling lane, sending him flying and ...
Andrew Fulton : STRIKE!
Toby Navel : Certainly was a strike, poor Doug just went flying through all of them skittles.
[Steve Daniels runs into the bowling centre, and he looks pissed, his eyes are all red from the Chilli, and he charges to Adrian, but Adrian saw him coming and met him with a drop toe hold, sending Steve head first into Stan]
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian Tanner Jr owns this bowling alley, he picks up Steve Daniels and then sends him flying down the alley next to Mentals, and he too goes flying into all of the pins.
Andrew Fulton : ANOTHER STRIKE! Thats two in a row, but some how i don't think he is going to be able to get The Tank down there for a turkey!
Toby Navel : What a stupid name, whats wrong with trifecta or hat trick or something.
Andrew Fulton : Just look at the shoes they make you wear, what do you expect!
[Adrian Tanner grabs Stan, dragging him to his feet by his hair, then he looks down the long alleyway, and up at the size of Stan, and realises there is no way he can do it, so he shrugs, and then rams Stan head first into the chute wear the balls come up from.]
Toby Navel : This is insane, all i can hear is some clanking sound coming from the machine, the ball is obviously trying to come through the chute but keeps ramming into the head of Stan instead.
[Steve Daniels back on his feet, and he grabs a bowling pin and charges up the laneway.]
Jeremy Tucker : Steve is mad now, and he has a head of steam up.
[SMASH!]
Toby Navel : Good lord, he just smashed the pin over the head of Tanner, and the pin just bursted into a thousand pieces.
[Doug Mental too gets to his feet, and he grabs a handful of the pins, and starts juggling them.]
Jeremy Tucker : Juggling?
Andrew Fulton : The guy really is mental, what can i say.
[Doug Mental makes his way up the lane way juggling the pins while Steve Daniels sends Tanner back first into the rack where all the balls go with a salto suplex.]
Toby Navel : Steve then pulls Stan out of the chute and plants him with the Steel Mill Crash! (Full Nelson into reverse Russian leg sweep)
Jeremy Tucker : Steve drops onto Stan with a cover.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .................. 2 ..................... (Doug breaks the count by throwing one of the pins.)
[Steve looks up to see where the pin came from, and Doug throws another one at him, smashing him right inbetween the eyes.]
Toby Navel : Doug only with two pins left now, one in each hand, and he slams them both into the head of Steve Daniels, one on each ear!
Jeremy Tucker : That was like a con chair 'to, but with bowling pins!
Toby Navel : Sure was, and now Doug goes for a cover on Steve.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................ 2 ....................... (Tanner breaks the count)
Toby Navel : Damn, when will this ever end?
[Adrian and Stan who is now back on his feet as well start brawling there way out of the bowling centre, and now they are making there way into the actual casino.]
Jeremy Tucker : And here we go, business is about to pick up now!
Toby Navel : Pick up? Its been off the hook all night long Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker : I know, just wanted to throw that stupid JR cliche' in there.
[Adrian and Stan brawl there way over towards a roulette table, and Stan sends Adrian head first into the wheel as its spinning, then picks him up and powerbombs him through the actual roulette table, sending chips flying everywhere]
Toby Navel : Look at all the people diving everywhere for them chips, and look at security, boy, they don't muck around here, they are holding back all them sea gulls and pulling them away from the action.
Andrew Fulton : That is the strangest thing i have ever seen. Stan powerbombs Tanner through the roulette table, and security pull the fans away?
Jeremy Tucker : Ring Syndicate obviously have an agreement with Crown. I know for a fact that we will be paying for anything that is broken, plus Crown gets world wide exposure from this.
Andrew Fulton : Guess that will shut up all them smart ass marks at home.
Toby Navel : Your the one that asked the question Fulton.
[Steve Daniels and Doug Mental now brawl there way into the casino as well. Steve grabs Doug and throws him towards Stan, and Stan and Doug then start brawling.]
Jeremy Tucker : Steve grabs Adrian and lifts him up ontop of a craps table, and plants him with the Steel Mill Crash, sending Adrian right through the table and all the gamblers but one guy running away from the table screaming "Ohh Crap".
[The roller thinks they are yelling craps, and walks off pissed knowing he rolled a seven. A little old lady grabs a few chips and shoves them in her purse and disappears before security can grab her.]
Toby Navel : Doug and Stan are still brawling, and Steve runs up behind Stan and nails him with some of the broken table.
[Steve and Doug then make there way towards the poker machines and Doug rams Steve's head into one, but Steve is able to block most of the blow, and he then sends Doug face first through another poker machine.]
Jeremy Tucker : And look at that, all of them old ladies playing the machines, they are the same ones who Daniels ran into earlier.
Andrew Fulton : Cant believe the old dears even made it into here, and they start screaming at Steve Daniels.
[Steve gives them the crotch chop, and snatches a coin from the closest one, and places it in his machine, pressing the button to start the game.]
Toby Navel : Them ladies sure do hate his guts, and look at them now, they are all throwing there cookies at Steve.
[Suddenly all of the lights start going off on the machine Steve put the coin in and a big sign saying Jackpot starts flashing.]
Jeremy Tucker : Daniels has won the jackpot!
Andrew Fulton : Steve Daniels HAS WON THE FREAKING JACKPOT!!!
[Coins start flying out of the machine, and Daniels cant believe it, he looks at the machine, and see's $50,000 written there, with CONGRATULATIONS flashing.]
Toby Navel : Sweet Jesus! Fifty Grand!
Jeremy Tucker : Did you just say Sweet Jesus?
Toby Navel : Yeah, sorry Jerry, slip of the tongue, just got caught up in all the excitement, didn't mean to use your saying.
Jeremy Tucker : No problem Toby, and look at Steve, he still cant believe it, the old ladies are trying to grab some of the coins, but security is pulling them away from the area now, much to there distress.
Toby Navel : They sure are, and Steve Daniels is letting them have it, giving them the crotch chop, the fungul sign and screaming racial slurs at them as the coins continue to flow, now forming a mountain under the machine.
Andrew Fulton : Look under that mountain of coins guys, someone has thrown a bowling shoe in there.
Jeremy Tucker : Thats no bowling shoe man, THATS DOUG MENTAL!
Andrew Fulton : Holy crap, your right man, what a way to go, covered in money, thats sort of like my dreams, but mine involves paper notes and naked women.
Toby Navel : Stan comes around the corner, and see's Steve sitting there playing with all the coins.
[Steve is just lifting them up in big handfuls and letting them drip through his fingers. Stan stands there watching him for a moment, amused, then moves in for the kill.]
Jeremy Tucker : Stan "The Tank" Wilson grabs Steve Daniels by the hair, turns him around, and wraps his hand around his throat, then lifts him up, and chokeslams him right down ontop of that mountain of coins!
Toby Navel : CHOKESLAM CITY!
Jeremy Tucker : And Stan drops ontop of Steve for the cover.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ..................... 2 ......................... (Doug Mental crawls out of the pile of coins, thus sending Stan off of Steve and breaking the count.)
Toby Navel : Adrian Tanner runs back into the shot now and flies at Stan, landing ontop of him, and the two of them roll out of the row of machines battling each other.
[Doug Mental looks at Stan and Adrian battling it out, then at Steve Daniels out of it and quickly starts grabbing handfuls and handfuls of the coins and starts stuffing them into his pockets.]
Jeremy Tucker : Look at Doug filling his pockets, they are bulging and i don't think he could fit another coin in there.
Toby Navel : He looks like he can barely move with all of then coins, the bulges make him look almost like a cartoon.
Andrew Fulton : Its just like in "they call me Bruce"
Toby Navel : Huh?
Andrew Fulton : Its an old movie and if you haven't seen it, you wont get it.
[Steve gets to his feet, and looks at Doug standing there with his full pockets. Doug spreads his hands in innocence, and Steve smiles at him, the runs up and boots him in the balls.]
Jeremy Tucker : Daniels to the jewels there, but Doug hasn't moved, i don't think he felt that through all of the coins.
Toby Navel : Well Steve felt it, look at him jumping up and down, he must of stubbed his toe!
Jeremy Tucker : WHO'S THAT?
[Nasty Ned Chambers runs into the shot with a chair and just levels Steve Daniels with it, then Doug tries to go for him, but cant move because of all the coins in his pockets, and Ned levels him with the chair as well.]
Toby Navel : Thats Nasty Ned Chambers!
Andrew Fulton : Whats he doing here, he aint meant to be in this match.
Jeremy Tucker : Thats obviously what the security are wondering, and they swarm on him and drag him out of there.
[Back to Tanner and Stan now, and we see Stan pummeling into Adrian, really doing a number on him. Stan lifts Tanner up for a power bomb, but Tanner reaches out and grabs the stick off one of the croupiers and rakes Stan in the eyes with it.]
Toby Navel : Quick thinking there from Tanner, as he grabbed the stick the croupier uses to bring all the chips in with and raked Stan in the eyes with it.
[Tanner then sets himself on the table and flies at Stan, taking him out with the blockbuster.]
Jeremy Tucker : Tanner pulling out all the stops here folks. He jumps up on the poker machine which is next to him, and when he gets up there he goes to line up Stan, but then looks around to the other side, and see's Steve Daniels and Doug Mental out of it and Nasty Ned being dragged out by security.
Toby Navel : Tanner flies at them, taking out both Steve and Doug with a Corkscrew splash.
Jeremy Tucker : Incredible! Adrian then lifts up Doug, and somehow is able to nail him with the Revolver!
Toby Navel : REVOLVER, REVOLVER, REVOLVER!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Its all over folks, Adrian drops on Doug for the cover.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ..................... 2 ...................... 3!!!!
["Stereotype" By Powerman 5000 hits in the Crown Casino and Tsalazidis raises Adrian Tanner Jr's arm as the crowd at the Casino explode in cheers and the scene fades to black.]
[The shot then zooms in to the right to show the casino.]
[Get Free by the Vines hits and the shot pans up and down the length of the Casino, then zooms through there in fast motion, so that all can be seen is a blur of people and lights. The shot then settles inside the All Star Cafe inside the Casino complex, where we see the ring set up and the four competitors all standing in there neutral corners. We get close ups of each one, Stan "The Tank" Wilson, Doug Mental, Adrian Tanner Jr and Steve Daniels, and then the show moves across to the commentary booth.]
Jeremy Tucker : Howdy folks, and welcome to Melbourne's Crown Casino, i hope your ready for a big one tonight, cause these four guys are pumped!
Toby Navel : I still can't believe they let us do this stuff in here, but yeah, its going to be wild!
Andrew Fulton : Yeah, well i still cant believe we are stuck here at this dump of a casino, instead of going to Palm Springs with the rest.
Jeremy Tucker : Lost a few dollars in here lately i hear Fulton, that wouldn't have anything to do with your animosity?
Andrew Fulton : Actually, im about even here Jerry.
Toby Navel : About even, thats what all the gamblers say when they have done there ass, i'll bet you had a few close one's though, right Fulton? Would of won the lot if only?
Andrew Fulton : You know it, but don't worry about me, i got a system worked out, and i will break these guys one day.
Jeremy Tucker : Good luck with that pal, but for now, we got to get to the action, cause looks like these four guys in the ring are about to break as well, take it away Frank.
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A ANYTHING GOES, FREE FOR ALL, FIRST PINFALL OR SUBMISSION WINS.
[Steve Daniels storms past Frank running straight at Stan, who saw him coming, and planted him with big right hand as Frank dropped the mic and jumped out of the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker : Steve trying to kick this one of quickly, not even waiting for Salazar to call out there names.
Andrew Fulton : Who cares, we know who's in the match anyway, i don't even know why we pay that guy.
[Steve Daniels bounces up of the mat quickly, and Stan rips into him with some hard open hand chops.]
Jeremy Tucker : Ouch, those there are some heavy shots from Stan, making Steve think about his non political ways, meanwhile, Adrian Tanner and Doug Mental have hooked up, and are jockeying for position.
Toby Navel : Tanner sends Doug down with a hip toss, and then catches Doug with a nice arm drag.
Andrew Fulton : What do you mean Steve is non political, i think he's got a great head on his shoulders, and makes a heck of a lot of sense.
[Steve Daniels blocks another open hand chop from Stan, and drop kicks Stan.]
Jeremy Tucker : Right in the musch with that drop kick, Stan doesn't go down, but he rocked him with it none the less.
Toby Navel : Sure did Jerry, and now Steve with a second drop kick, and this one drops The Tank!
Jeremy Tucker : Nice execution there from Daniels, but you cant mean that you support his views can you Fulton?
Andrew Fulton : You bet your ass i do.
Toby Navel : The guy is a racist Fulton, wake up to yourself man.
Andrew Fulton : Racist, what an over used term, tell it like it is, and all of a sudden these people are waiting to label you. Its political correctness gone made i tell you!
Jeremy Tucker : Thats a cop out Fulton, the guy is a racist, and its as simple as that, and i would like to point out that we here at Ring Syndicate do not in any way shape or form endorse or condone that sort of behaviour.
[Tanner picks Doug up for a body slam, but Doug slides over his back and takes Adrian down with a bulldog.]
Toby Navel : Nice counter there from Doug Mental.
Jeremy Tucker : Damn its good to see that man back in the ring.
Andrew Fulton : Why?
Jeremy Tucker : Well, ....., umm, .... DOUG MENTAL WITH A SENSATIONAL SNAP MARE ON ADRIAN TANNER!
Andrew Fulton : A sensational snap mare? I don't believe i have ever heard of such a thing.
Jeremy Tucker : Ohhh, it was sensational all right.
Andrew Fulton : Was it? Or was it that you just started screaming cause you had nothing to say when asked what was so great about having Mental back?
Jeremy Tucker : Look Fulton, i don't know what match you are watching, but that was the best damn snap mare i have ever seen, and as for having Doug back, well, the reasons are endless, and im not about to get into them all right now, lets just say its great to have him back, and leave it at that.
[Stan gets back to his feet from the drop kicks, and Steve sends him to the ropes, Stan bounces of them, and Steve leapfrogs him.]
Toby Navel : If your getting excited about snap mares Jerry, how about that leap frog right there.
Jeremy Tucker : Very impressive indeed, and Stan keeps on going, running right through Doug Mental with a devastating shoulder block.
Toby Navel : Doug didn't even see it coming, and that sent him all the way over the top to the outside.
Andrew Fulton : Great, i was beginning to wonder how much longer this one would last in the ring.
[Stan looks down at Mental on the outside.]
Jeremy Tucker : Wow, Stan really ran through him there, im not sure if Stan is looking down at Mental a bit concerned, or whether he is just measuring him up.
Andrew Fulton : What ever he's doing, he shouldn't of, cause he just turned his back on one Steve Daniels.
[Steve Daniels runs at Stan, and nails him with a jumping scissor kick right to the back of the head, sending Stan sprawling over the top rope and landing right next to Doug.]
Toby Navel : Affirmative Action! Thats what he calls that one!
Andrew Fulton : And thats exactly what it is.
[Steve Daniels now climbs the top rope, waiting up there for Stan or Doug to get to there feet.]
Jeremy Tucker : Steve is just measuring these guys.
Andrew Fulton : Ohhh no, look out behind you Steve!
[Adrian Tanner, back on his feet after the "sensational" snap mare, charges up behind Steve, and pushes him off the turnbuckle and Steve falls throat first onto the security railing, then falls backwards, landing right beside Stan and Doug.]
Toby Navel : Tanner playing possum there, either that or selling the snap mare.
Jeremy Tucker : Give it a rest Toby. Now its Adrian Tanner Jr heading to the top rope. He jumps up there, poises himself, then launches.
Toby Navel : 180 CORKSCREW SPLASH FROM ADRIAN TANNER ONTO ALL THREE OF THEM THERE LAYING IN A HEAP!
[Huge pop from the crowd there, and Adrian jumps up onto one of the tables in the restaurant, the fans really getting into this.]
Jeremy Tucker : Tanner in control here, although i don't know what he is planning from that table.
[Adrian moves across the table, to the next one against the wall, and takes down a framed picture from it, the picture of Shane Warne, (Australian cricketer) and he then takes a run up, leaping from that table to the next one, and then over the security rail and smashes the framed picture over a rising Stans head.]
Toby Navel : Dang, Stan is out of it, i have never seen him drop like that before, i think this one could be over!
[Adrian drops for a cover, and referee Nick Tsalazidis drops for the count.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ............... 2 ...................... (Doug Mental breaks the count)
Andrew Fulton : I thought he may of had him there, damn, Adrian could be in the Olympics, did you see that triple jump, unbelievable!
Jeremy Tucker : Doug just getting to his feet after that devastating shoulderblock by Stan, broke the count there just in time.
Toby Navel : Doug now grabs Tanner by a handful of hair, and rams his head into the security rail, once, twice, three times, and Tanner is busted wide open here already. Doug then tosses him over the railing onto the table he leaped off before.
[Doug then jumps back on the apron, and climbs to the top.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! He's going to try and fly over the security railing onto the table, he will never make it!
Toby Navel : Doug sets himself, then flies ..... HE NAILED IT!
Jeremy Tucker : SWEET JESUS! DOUG MENTAL WITH A FLYING ELBOW DROP FROM THE TOP ROPE, OVER THE SECURITY RAIL, AND HE JUST SENT ADRIAN TANNER RIGHT THROUGH THAT TABLE!
[The whole of the All Star Cafe, who are all on there feet, pop huge for Doug.]
Toby Navel : Steve Daniels now getting to his feet, and he makes his way over towards the crumbled table, picking up both Doug and Adrian by the hair, and running them out of the cafe, towards Sanity records.
Andrew Fulton : They still have these record shops? I thought Kazaa put them all out of business.
Jeremy Tucker : Yeah, maybe if them huge corporations weren't charging 30 plus dollars for a $1 cd, maybe they would have a few more customers.
Toby Navel : Steve dragging both men by the hair, towards the store, but runs into a heap of elderly women.
Jeremy Tucker : Daniels saw them coming through then, and didn't even budge a bit, he just kept on running right through the lot of em.
Toby Navel : Poor old dears, all they want to do is blow there pensions on the machines.
[Daniels lets go of Tanner and Mental, sending them into the record shop, then turns around to survey his dirty work.]
Jeremy Tucker : My god. They are spread all over the corridor, Daniels looks at them with a smirk on his face, but look out.
[One of the old ladies comes up behind Steve and smashes him with her umbrella.]
Toby Navel : Wow, she has a bit of spirit in her, she just clonked Steve right on the head with that umbrella.
[Steve turns around, and then grabs her by a hand full of hair, making some racist remark to her.]
[CRACK!]
Jeremy Tucker : Stan running through there with a running big boot, he just could of saved that old dears life.
Andrew Fulton : Yeah, look forward to a week of promo's with Stan and her in the hospital.
[Stan picks Steve up over his head in a gorilla press, then drills him through a cd rack out the front of Sanity with a powerslam.]
Jeremy Tucker : Stan is on fire here tonight folks, he appears to be losing a bit of blood though, that may be from that shot he took with the Shane Warne picture.
Toby Navel : When Stan is on his game Jerry, there is none better, as Messiah found out last week.
[Stan makes his way into Sanity, wraps his hand around the throat of Doug Mental, lifts him up, and chokeslams him to hell, right on the front counter.]
Jeremy Tucker : Stan leaning onto the counter for a cover.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ....................... 2 ...................... (Adrian Tanner breaks the count pushing a wall rack over, which crashes down ontop of Stan, Doug and the ref.]
Toby Navel : Thats the hardest thing about these matches, you think you have it won, but then someone else is always there to stop you in your tracks.
[Stan gets to his feet, pushing the wall rack off of him, and starts stalking towards Adrian.]
Jeremy Tucker : Tanner backing up here, but Stan keeps pursuing him.
[Adrian grabs a cd, and throws it at Stan, but it just bounces off him.]
Toby Navel : Adrian grabs a couple more, and starts flinging them at Stan like they were Chinese stars.
Jeremy Tucker : They call them shurikans i believe Toby.
Andrew Fulton : Stan don't care what they call them, they are just bouncing off him like nothing, and he keeps advancing on Adrian.
[Steve runs up behind Stan and cracks him over the head with an umbrella.]
Jeremy Tucker : HEY! Did he steal that from the old lady?
Andrew Fulton : You figure it out genius!
[Stan turns around no selling the shot, a look of fury in his eyes, and Adrian runs up behind him planting him with a jumping enziguri to the back of the head.]
Toby Navel : Stan dropping to one knee, and Steve clocks him again with the umbrella, splitting him open even more, and now the blood is flowing freely from The Tank.
[Adrian then jumps at Steve, and both of them brawl into the movies section.]
Jeremy Tucker : The way these guys are going, they aren't even going to make it into the actual Casino!
Toby Navel : They were only meant to stay in the ring at the All Star Cafe anyway, this is going to cost Ring Syndicate a packet.
Andrew Fulton : Yeah right, like they were never going to leave the ring, sometimes you can be so naive Toby.
[Steve and Adrian continue brawling through the movies section, and Steve sends Adrian crashing into a rack of movies, Tanner clutching at his back.]
Jeremy Tucker : These guys are doing a pretty good number on this shop, it looks like Fulton's apartment in there.
Andrew Fulton : Hey, who cares if i leave a few disks and tapes lying around, i know exactly where everything is, and thats what counts.
[Steve jumps up on the same rack, and then flies at Adrian, but Tanner moves, and there is a hard landing for Daniels.]
Toby Navel : Tanner rolling away just in time, and he reaches across and grabs one of the DVD's, and starts walloping Steve Daniels in the head with it.
[Steve is covering up, but Adrian is relentless with that dvd, and just keeps clobbering him with it, a close up reveals it to be the movie "Roots".]
Jeremy Tucker : This is madness, and it doesn't look anywhere near ending, as Adrian grabs Steve and drags him out of Sanity, and then runs and tosses him through the front window of Barcode.
Adrian Tanner Jr : THAT WAS FOR YOU SAM!!!
Toby Navel : Tanner losing it here guys, he's beating on Daniels, and screaming at him like he is Sam Piltdown. Tanner seems to like this place Barcode though, first he had a promo from here, and now it looks like he wants to give Steve Daniels a personalised tour.
Jeremy Tucker : Thats cause Sam put him through a window last show in there title match.
Andrew Fulton : Yeah, well i doubt Piltdown could care less what Adrian does to Daniels.
[Adrian drags Steve to his feet again, and starts ramming his head into a near by pool table, and now Steve is busted open as well.]
Toby Navel : This is turning into a blood bath folks.
[Adrian then brings Steve over to a pin ball machine, and goes to ram his head into it, but Steve blocks and nails Adrian with a bionic elbow to the face, and then another.]
Jeremy Tucker : Steve Daniels now on the offense, Steve then goes to whip Adrian into the jukebox, but Tanner reverses, and sends Steve face first into another pinball machine, smashing the glass.
Andrew Fulton : TILT!
Jeremy Tucker : Sure was, Adrian grabs Steve, and lifts his head right next to his own, staring into Steve's bloody face ...
[Stan runs through and double clotheslines both Steve and Adrian to hell.]
Toby Navel : Double "Tank Line" there.
Andrew Fulton : Tank Line?
Toby Navel : Yeah, thats what Stan calls his clothesline from hell.
Andrew Fulton : But that was a double clothesline, not a clothesline from hell.
Toby Navel : It was a double clothesline from hell, thus a double "Tank Line"
[Stan grabs both men and rams there heads together, then flips them over with a double snap mare, putting each one in the seat of a car racing game.]
WHAM!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus, Doug Mental just cracked Stan with a pool cue!
Toby Navel : How much punishment can these guys take?
[Stan drops to one knee, and Doug winds up and nails him again with another shot from the pool cue, breaking it in half over Stans head.]
Jeremy Tucker : Doug grabs both broken bits of the pool cue, and jumps up on a chair, swinging them around like Steve Blackman and showing off for the fans.
Toby Navel : Big mistake from Doug, he got so caught up in taking Stan out, that he forgot about the other two, and Tanner jumped up out of the car ride, and springboarded off of the pool table, sending Doug face first to the hard floor with a springboard tornado ddt!
Jeremy Tucker : Tanner going for a cover here on Doug.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ...................... 2 ...................... (Stan breaks the count.)
Toby Navel : Stan stopping the count just in the nick of time there, and he grabs Adrian Tanner and gorilla presses him then drops him down onto the pool table with a spinebuster, Ouch!
Jeremy Tucker : Yeah, Tanner had no time to brace himself for that one, just got drilled right into the pool table, and now Stan is getting up on the pool table as well.
[Stan raises his hand to the crowd, signaling its over, and sets Adrian up for a powerbomb.]
Toby Navel : Ohhh my god! He's going to powerbomb him right off the pool table!
[Stan lifts Adrian up in the powerbomb.]
Jeremy Tucker : NOOOO!!! Adrian counters, flipping Stan right off the table himself with a hurracanrana and Stan goes crashing to the floor.
Toby Navel : Unbelievable! Adrian now sets himself on the pool table, lining Stan up for a Swanton, but Steve sweeps his legs out from him with a nice kick from no where, and Adrian falls backwards, the back of his head slamming into the pool table on his way down.
[Steve Daniels grabs the triangle from the pool table and starts choking on Adrian with it.]
Jeremy Tucker : Daniels looks to be a man possessed at the moment, he is rearing back with that triangle, in a variation of the camel clutch.
Andrew Fulton : This gives new meaning to racking them up.
Toby Navel : Come on Fulton, you can do better then that.
Jeremy Tucker : Daniels is really choking Adrian out with that triangle, and there is no where for him to go.
Toby Navel : But here comes Doug, and he flies off a table with a beautiful missile drop kick to Steve Daniels.
Jeremy Tucker : Doug Mental with these guys just where he wants them, but he isn't capitalising on them, instead he leaves Barcode, and heads up the hallway to the food court.
[Doug grabs a drink and skulls it down.]
Toby Navel : Looks like he need that drink, and here come the others, all brawling there way up the corridor to the food court.
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian manages to get separated from Stan and Steve who continue brawling without noticing. Adrian runs over to a pizza place and grabs a pizza pan.
Toby Navel : Tanner with the pizza pan, he bolts up behind them and nails Steve in the back of the head with a shot, then dents the pan by slamming it right over Stans head.
Jeremy Tucker : Doug see's the action, and drops the can of "solo" he just sculled and charges at Adrian, not wanting to miss out on the fun.
Toby Navel : Tanner can see him coming, and he flings the pan at Doug like a Frisbee, but misses.
Andrew Fulton : Damn Stan and his head denting the pan, must of screwed up the trajectory.
Jeremy Tucker : Doug keeps running at Tanner and spears him right into a Chinese food counter.
[It is one of them glass counters, but doesn't break.]
Toby Navel : Doug grabs a tub of rice from the counter, and starts rubbing it into Steve Daniels.
Jeremy Tucker : He has just mounted him and is really rubbing that rice into the face of Steve.
[Stan gets back to his feet, grabs Doug, and bear hugs him, then drills him with a belly to belly suplex right into the fountain and pool of water in the centre of the food court.]
Toby Navel : Adrian gets to his feet, and charges Stan from behind, clipping the knee out from the big guy.
Jeremy Tucker : When will this madness end?
[Adrian grabs two bottles of mustard and ketchup, and puts a knee into Stans neck, choking him.]
Toby Navel : Adrian choking the life out of Stan here with his knee, and as Stan is gulping for breathe, Adrian starts pouring the ketchup and mustard down his throat.
Andrew Fulton : God damn, that stuff is going to go right through him!
Toby Navel : What you mean?
Andrew Fulton : Well, lets just say the hot stuff don't agree with Stan if you know what i mean.
Jeremy Tucker : Stan is so covered in that ketchup and mustard, its hard to tell where the sauce starts, and the blood starts, its all getting mixed up, that must sting like mad.
[Steve Daniels with a superkick to the head of Tanner.]
Toby Navel : Tanner never even saw that coming, and now Steve grabs him and leads him into the KFC.
Jeremy Tucker : I don't know how these chicken places are still doing all this business with all them bad chickens i keep seeing on the news.
Toby Navel : Thats only oversea's Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker : I don't care where it is, i aint touching chicken again till that stuff is over with.
Toby Navel : Yeah, but it aint over here man.
Jeremy Tucker : Thats exactly what my wife said, big deal, what, do you want me to keep eating the crap till it does come here, then its a bit late isn't it?
[Steve Daniels dragging Adrian Tanner by the hair, and he sends him face first into the hot grill plate, and Adrian yells out in pain.]
Toby Navel : I could actually hear that sizzle here when his cheek went into the grill.
[Steve grabs a drumstick and has a bite, only to be nailed with a low blow by Adrian.]
Jeremy Tucker : These guys just wont give up.
Toby Navel : Stan is crawling over to the pool with the fountain, looks like he wants to wash all that crap off of himself.
Andrew Fulton : Looks like he doesn't remember that Doug Mental is in there as well.
[Stan dips his head into the pool, washing the ketchup, mustard and blood from himself, and Doug flies up out of the water at him like a crocodile, and locks him in a chicken wing, drowning him in the water.]
Jeremy Tucker : Doug Mental is actually drowning Stan in that pool with the chicken wing, this is totally out of control.
Toby Navel : Can Stan even swim?
Andrew Fulton : Who knows, but check out that idiot referee Tsalazidis, Stan is near drowning there, and instead of helping him, he has jumped in the pool as well, and is lifting up Stans arm.
[Tsalazidis lifts his arm up, then lets go, and it drops straight back into the water.]
Jeremy Tucker : Thats one, lets just hope there are some EMT's on standby after this one is over and done with.
[Tsalazidis lifts the arm of Stan again, then lets go and it drops straight into the water again.]
Toby Navel : Is Stan even still alive, i don't see any bubble's or anything, who would of thought Dougie Mental would be capable of this?
Andrew Fulton : Yeah who knows what that guy has been up to since he has been gone.
[Tsalazidis lifts up Stans arm one last time, then lets go, and it drops, almost all the way to the water, then Stan jumps up out of the water like a sea monster, sending water everywhere, and Doug Mental as well.]
Toby Navel : Stan = the Lochness Monster!
Jeremy Tucker : Wow, i thought the guy was gone there for sure, nice move by Mental though.
[Back at KFC, and we see Adrian with the upper hand after the low blow, and he is now ramming Steve Daniels head into a microwave.]
Toby Navel : Adrian now trying to slam the door on Steve, with his whole head in there, but it just wont close.
Andrew Fulton : Adrian wont give up trying though, got to give him credit for that.
[Adrian repeatedly just keeps slamming the door of the Microwave into the head of Steve Daniels, Adrian then pulls Steve's head out, grabs a container labeled "Chilli", and dumps the whole container over the head of Steve, who screams out in pain.]
Jeremy Tucker : Now its Steve's turn to yell!
[Adrian pie faces Steve Daniels, who falls down in a heap and Tanner then jumps the counter, and makes his way over towards Stan and Doug, who have moved into the King Pin bowling centre.]
Toby Navel : Ohh no, here we go!
Andrew Fulton : How did Adrian even know they were in here? We didn't see them go in here.
Jeremy Tucker : The fans told him, i saw them pointing.
[Adrian walks in and see's Stan and Mental changing shoes.]
Andrew Fulton : What the hell are they doing?
Toby Navel : Come on Fulton, everyone who goes bowling has to wear them clown shoes, you know that!
Andrew Fulton : I ... am .... speechless!
[Tanner picks his jaw up off the floor after watching Stan and Doug racing to put on them bowling shoes, and runs over and grabs a bowling ball.]
Toby Navel : Here we go, look, this young attendant is moving in to tell Adrian he too has to change shoes in the bowling centre.
[CRACK!]
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian having none of it, and he levels the attendant with a superkick right to the chin!
Andrew Fulton : See, Stan or Doug could of done that, but they are just too nice, or stupid.
[Adrian then runs at an unsuspecting Stan, and clocks him in the head with the bowling ball sending him flying.]
Jeremy Tucker : Tanner is totally dominant at the moment, he sure did come into this match with some strategies in mind!
Toby Navel : No doubt, there's a guy who has done his home work.
[Mental finishes his shoe laces and jumps to his feet only to have Adrian level him with a spinning back heel kick.]
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian then grabs Doug and takes a run up down the bowling lane, sending him flying and ...
Andrew Fulton : STRIKE!
Toby Navel : Certainly was a strike, poor Doug just went flying through all of them skittles.
[Steve Daniels runs into the bowling centre, and he looks pissed, his eyes are all red from the Chilli, and he charges to Adrian, but Adrian saw him coming and met him with a drop toe hold, sending Steve head first into Stan]
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian Tanner Jr owns this bowling alley, he picks up Steve Daniels and then sends him flying down the alley next to Mentals, and he too goes flying into all of the pins.
Andrew Fulton : ANOTHER STRIKE! Thats two in a row, but some how i don't think he is going to be able to get The Tank down there for a turkey!
Toby Navel : What a stupid name, whats wrong with trifecta or hat trick or something.
Andrew Fulton : Just look at the shoes they make you wear, what do you expect!
[Adrian Tanner grabs Stan, dragging him to his feet by his hair, then he looks down the long alleyway, and up at the size of Stan, and realises there is no way he can do it, so he shrugs, and then rams Stan head first into the chute wear the balls come up from.]
Toby Navel : This is insane, all i can hear is some clanking sound coming from the machine, the ball is obviously trying to come through the chute but keeps ramming into the head of Stan instead.
[Steve Daniels back on his feet, and he grabs a bowling pin and charges up the laneway.]
Jeremy Tucker : Steve is mad now, and he has a head of steam up.
[SMASH!]
Toby Navel : Good lord, he just smashed the pin over the head of Tanner, and the pin just bursted into a thousand pieces.
[Doug Mental too gets to his feet, and he grabs a handful of the pins, and starts juggling them.]
Jeremy Tucker : Juggling?
Andrew Fulton : The guy really is mental, what can i say.
[Doug Mental makes his way up the lane way juggling the pins while Steve Daniels sends Tanner back first into the rack where all the balls go with a salto suplex.]
Toby Navel : Steve then pulls Stan out of the chute and plants him with the Steel Mill Crash! (Full Nelson into reverse Russian leg sweep)
Jeremy Tucker : Steve drops onto Stan with a cover.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .................. 2 ..................... (Doug breaks the count by throwing one of the pins.)
[Steve looks up to see where the pin came from, and Doug throws another one at him, smashing him right inbetween the eyes.]
Toby Navel : Doug only with two pins left now, one in each hand, and he slams them both into the head of Steve Daniels, one on each ear!
Jeremy Tucker : That was like a con chair 'to, but with bowling pins!
Toby Navel : Sure was, and now Doug goes for a cover on Steve.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................ 2 ....................... (Tanner breaks the count)
Toby Navel : Damn, when will this ever end?
[Adrian and Stan who is now back on his feet as well start brawling there way out of the bowling centre, and now they are making there way into the actual casino.]
Jeremy Tucker : And here we go, business is about to pick up now!
Toby Navel : Pick up? Its been off the hook all night long Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker : I know, just wanted to throw that stupid JR cliche' in there.
[Adrian and Stan brawl there way over towards a roulette table, and Stan sends Adrian head first into the wheel as its spinning, then picks him up and powerbombs him through the actual roulette table, sending chips flying everywhere]
Toby Navel : Look at all the people diving everywhere for them chips, and look at security, boy, they don't muck around here, they are holding back all them sea gulls and pulling them away from the action.
Andrew Fulton : That is the strangest thing i have ever seen. Stan powerbombs Tanner through the roulette table, and security pull the fans away?
Jeremy Tucker : Ring Syndicate obviously have an agreement with Crown. I know for a fact that we will be paying for anything that is broken, plus Crown gets world wide exposure from this.
Andrew Fulton : Guess that will shut up all them smart ass marks at home.
Toby Navel : Your the one that asked the question Fulton.
[Steve Daniels and Doug Mental now brawl there way into the casino as well. Steve grabs Doug and throws him towards Stan, and Stan and Doug then start brawling.]
Jeremy Tucker : Steve grabs Adrian and lifts him up ontop of a craps table, and plants him with the Steel Mill Crash, sending Adrian right through the table and all the gamblers but one guy running away from the table screaming "Ohh Crap".
[The roller thinks they are yelling craps, and walks off pissed knowing he rolled a seven. A little old lady grabs a few chips and shoves them in her purse and disappears before security can grab her.]
Toby Navel : Doug and Stan are still brawling, and Steve runs up behind Stan and nails him with some of the broken table.
[Steve and Doug then make there way towards the poker machines and Doug rams Steve's head into one, but Steve is able to block most of the blow, and he then sends Doug face first through another poker machine.]
Jeremy Tucker : And look at that, all of them old ladies playing the machines, they are the same ones who Daniels ran into earlier.
Andrew Fulton : Cant believe the old dears even made it into here, and they start screaming at Steve Daniels.
[Steve gives them the crotch chop, and snatches a coin from the closest one, and places it in his machine, pressing the button to start the game.]
Toby Navel : Them ladies sure do hate his guts, and look at them now, they are all throwing there cookies at Steve.
[Suddenly all of the lights start going off on the machine Steve put the coin in and a big sign saying Jackpot starts flashing.]
Jeremy Tucker : Daniels has won the jackpot!
Andrew Fulton : Steve Daniels HAS WON THE FREAKING JACKPOT!!!
[Coins start flying out of the machine, and Daniels cant believe it, he looks at the machine, and see's $50,000 written there, with CONGRATULATIONS flashing.]
Toby Navel : Sweet Jesus! Fifty Grand!
Jeremy Tucker : Did you just say Sweet Jesus?
Toby Navel : Yeah, sorry Jerry, slip of the tongue, just got caught up in all the excitement, didn't mean to use your saying.
Jeremy Tucker : No problem Toby, and look at Steve, he still cant believe it, the old ladies are trying to grab some of the coins, but security is pulling them away from the area now, much to there distress.
Toby Navel : They sure are, and Steve Daniels is letting them have it, giving them the crotch chop, the fungul sign and screaming racial slurs at them as the coins continue to flow, now forming a mountain under the machine.
Andrew Fulton : Look under that mountain of coins guys, someone has thrown a bowling shoe in there.
Jeremy Tucker : Thats no bowling shoe man, THATS DOUG MENTAL!
Andrew Fulton : Holy crap, your right man, what a way to go, covered in money, thats sort of like my dreams, but mine involves paper notes and naked women.
Toby Navel : Stan comes around the corner, and see's Steve sitting there playing with all the coins.
[Steve is just lifting them up in big handfuls and letting them drip through his fingers. Stan stands there watching him for a moment, amused, then moves in for the kill.]
Jeremy Tucker : Stan "The Tank" Wilson grabs Steve Daniels by the hair, turns him around, and wraps his hand around his throat, then lifts him up, and chokeslams him right down ontop of that mountain of coins!
Toby Navel : CHOKESLAM CITY!
Jeremy Tucker : And Stan drops ontop of Steve for the cover.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ..................... 2 ......................... (Doug Mental crawls out of the pile of coins, thus sending Stan off of Steve and breaking the count.)
Toby Navel : Adrian Tanner runs back into the shot now and flies at Stan, landing ontop of him, and the two of them roll out of the row of machines battling each other.
[Doug Mental looks at Stan and Adrian battling it out, then at Steve Daniels out of it and quickly starts grabbing handfuls and handfuls of the coins and starts stuffing them into his pockets.]
Jeremy Tucker : Look at Doug filling his pockets, they are bulging and i don't think he could fit another coin in there.
Toby Navel : He looks like he can barely move with all of then coins, the bulges make him look almost like a cartoon.
Andrew Fulton : Its just like in "they call me Bruce"
Toby Navel : Huh?
Andrew Fulton : Its an old movie and if you haven't seen it, you wont get it.
[Steve gets to his feet, and looks at Doug standing there with his full pockets. Doug spreads his hands in innocence, and Steve smiles at him, the runs up and boots him in the balls.]
Jeremy Tucker : Daniels to the jewels there, but Doug hasn't moved, i don't think he felt that through all of the coins.
Toby Navel : Well Steve felt it, look at him jumping up and down, he must of stubbed his toe!
Jeremy Tucker : WHO'S THAT?
[Nasty Ned Chambers runs into the shot with a chair and just levels Steve Daniels with it, then Doug tries to go for him, but cant move because of all the coins in his pockets, and Ned levels him with the chair as well.]
Toby Navel : Thats Nasty Ned Chambers!
Andrew Fulton : Whats he doing here, he aint meant to be in this match.
Jeremy Tucker : Thats obviously what the security are wondering, and they swarm on him and drag him out of there.
[Back to Tanner and Stan now, and we see Stan pummeling into Adrian, really doing a number on him. Stan lifts Tanner up for a power bomb, but Tanner reaches out and grabs the stick off one of the croupiers and rakes Stan in the eyes with it.]
Toby Navel : Quick thinking there from Tanner, as he grabbed the stick the croupier uses to bring all the chips in with and raked Stan in the eyes with it.
[Tanner then sets himself on the table and flies at Stan, taking him out with the blockbuster.]
Jeremy Tucker : Tanner pulling out all the stops here folks. He jumps up on the poker machine which is next to him, and when he gets up there he goes to line up Stan, but then looks around to the other side, and see's Steve Daniels and Doug Mental out of it and Nasty Ned being dragged out by security.
Toby Navel : Tanner flies at them, taking out both Steve and Doug with a Corkscrew splash.
Jeremy Tucker : Incredible! Adrian then lifts up Doug, and somehow is able to nail him with the Revolver!
Toby Navel : REVOLVER, REVOLVER, REVOLVER!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Its all over folks, Adrian drops on Doug for the cover.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ..................... 2 ...................... 3!!!!
["Stereotype" By Powerman 5000 hits in the Crown Casino and Tsalazidis raises Adrian Tanner Jr's arm as the crowd at the Casino explode in cheers and the scene fades to black.]