I Reckon My First Match! (TNT Rp #1)
Oct 14, 2019 17:51:33 GMT -5
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Post by The Connection on Oct 14, 2019 17:51:33 GMT -5
The scene opens up to Jethro Bixby sitting on his front porch swing on his small Arkansas farm, as he sits there petting the family chicken, Ruby, drinking a tall glass of Lemon Iced Tea. You can hear the sounds of the farm animals all around him. The country weather has been getting cooler the later in October it gets. The wind flows freely throughout the farm, as the fields are empty this time of year the few trees that the Bixby family has on the land are losing their leaves for the season. The Bixby farm sits alone for miles as the nearest neighbor in;t for a good ten miles away.
Jethro loves the October season as it's his favorite time of year, he enjoys the ghouls and goblins and watching horror movies with his pet chicken Ruby. Jethro hasn't always been so thrilled about the Halloween season as it used to remind him of his childhood and the mean kids at school. Ever since those days, he has learned to wrestle and to fight he has embraced the Halloween season as it helps bring out a side of him that protects him.
The wind seems to be picking up as the dust from the dirt road outside his front yard blowing all over the place, Jethro sits there drinking his tea as he talks to Ruby, about his new job as a professional wrestler.
"Country Bumpkin"
Ruby, I reckon, it's about time I start training for my match. They say this company is pretty new, I'm not sure exactly what that means but I reckon it's a good thing. They gave me a match for some championship and it's my first match, I reckon I impressed somebody somewhere.
Jethro giggles as he pets Ruby, ruby can be heard squawking as she tries to fly away.
"Country Bumpkin"
Oh, Ruby, no need to worry, I can win, you know I fight with Abigail all the time, and I pin her down for longer than a three count. Come on Ruby don't look at me like that, of course, Abigail likes it. Or she wouldn't keep wanting to wrestle with me. Anyway, Ruby this girl I'm fighting, yeah I said, girl. Hey, I don't pick the people I fight they tell me who to fight.
The dogs come running onto the porch scaring Ruby, as Jethro's talking he jumps up grabbing a couple of chewable dog bones from his back pocket and tosses them out into the yard to get the dogs away. As the dog's runoff Jethro sits back down in the swing and takes a drink of his tea as he continues to talk to Ruby.
"Country Bumpkin"
So calm down Ruby the dogs are gone, so anyhow, like I was saying I don't get to pick who I fight. Besides, I saw a picture of this girl shes really perty, yeah if she was my sister I would love her a lot. She's got a badonkadonk on her that would make Uncle-grandpa feisty. But don't tell Abigail I said any of that okay, don't want her to stop wrestling with me.
"Country Bumpkin"
I don't like to hit girls but momma said it's alright if they hit you first, so I will let her hit me first, that will make it okay, won't it Ruby?
The phone can be heard ringing inside but Jethro just lets it ring as he finally got an answering machine with his first paycheck from Bluegrass Championship Wrestling, he also bought a new pair of overhauls and work boots from the local Wal-Mart.
"Country Bumpkin"
This girl is a bit small, don't reckon she will be able to pick me up or do anything big to me to hurt me none, but like momma use to say "Big things come in small packages". So I need to call Abigail and see if she wants to wrestle I need to practice or train for this match. Come on Ruby don't look at me like that, of course, I will be training nothing else.
Jethro starts to giggle again like a child watching Saturday morning cartoons. He lifts his glass up and drinks what's left in it as he continues to talk to Ruby.
"Country Bumpkin"
Ruby, I will be fighting at Wolf County Middle School in Campton, Kentucky, on Halloween, if you want I can bring you along. We can dress you up as a Pokemon. You can watch me win the Wildcat Championship and I hear the match is a fan's bring the weapons match or something like that. So you can bring a weapon or I reckon you can be a weapon. Pretty sure this perty girl probably never touched a chicken before or an egg. Maybe you can crap on her or lay an egg and I will throw them at her.
"Country Bumpkin"
Soon I will have my own shiny belt to wear around just like that guy I saw at the rodeo last week. Hey, Ruby, it looks like we have guests, we can finish talking later.
A dirty beat-up old Ford Ranger pulls up in front of the Bixby house as Jethro and Ruby sit there staring at it...