Post by justinlaali on Oct 22, 2019 8:54:06 GMT -5
The scene starts with the New BOD and Bill discussing plans. No one knows what plans or even if they are discussing anything at all.
Bill: Okay, so are you guys ready?
JL: What?
Bill: For your match....
Epitome: Our what?
JL: What? We have a match?!?
Bill: Yes! I’ve told you this like twenty times but you’ve done nothing but twiddle you’re thumbs and talk about horror attractions.
JL: Well, it is Halloween. What would you prefer us to do?
Bill: Oh, I don’t know. Get ready for your fight.
JL: But where is the fun in that? Like seriously.
Epitome: Bill, Halloween only comes once a year. This isn’t a time for matches or fighting. This is a time for hoodies, pumpkins, and horror movies.
JL: Yeah, like I thought we were fighting after Halloween.
Bill: Why would you fight after Halloween?!? You have a match with Dino & Payne!
JL: Look Bill. Not to be disrespectful or anything but I don’t even know that it’s worth getting out of my bed for two guys named Dino and Payne. Instead, we have something better planned.
Bill: Oh, God. The last time you said that you got banned from a mall for attacking ... which one? Was it Santa or the Easter bunny.
Epitome: He had it coming.
JL: We were thinking something a bit more fun.
Epitome: Okay yeah. We will be at Field of Dreams.
Bill: You’re playing baseball?!
JL: No, who would ever think that you moron?
Bill: It’s a movie!!!
JL: No, it’s a haunted park.... like a horror attraction.
Bill: Oh, you idiots. You’re talking about Field of Screams but that’s not even around here....
Epitome: What do you mean? We found an ad for it on the ground.
Bill: Well, I would guess it’s probably 11 hours north and whoever had it... probably came from there.
JL: Well, this is horseshit. What the hell did we sign up for?
Bill: I have no idea.
JL: Here. This is the other thing we found.
Bill laughs uncontrollably.
Bill: You didn’t actually call the number on the brochure did you?
Epitome: No, we don’t touch things on the ground of bathrooms. Eww.
Bill: Then how did you get this?
JL: Some jerk hung it up on a poll.
Bill: It’s a field of dreams inspired birthday party! Good job, boys. You’re going to be entertainment for a five year old. So you were actually right. So you
Epitome: Bullshit. What’s the pumpkin on here for?
Bill: A pumpkin doesn’t always signify horror and Halloween. I mean, sure.. corn would be more practical but I suppose it’s to signify the time period.
JL: You don’t know what you’re talking about.
Bill: Sure, I do. And you would too if you actually read the flier. So you idiots thought you were doing a field of dreams horror attraction really named Field of Screams—— but you’re actually doing a field of dreams birthday party. Great job.
JL: Did you call us an idiot!!
JL picks Bill up by the collar.
Epitome: Who’s the idiot now?
JL: Yeah, dude.
Bill: Well, I’m imagining you guys are backing out right?
JL: We don’t back down from anything. We’re doing it.
Epitome: So now the question is— how can we make this drag of a party better?
JL: Soda.
Epitome: They probably already have that.
JL: Sooo...... what can we possibly do?
Epitome: Well, I say we say screw that lame party idea. What 5 year knows a movie that came out in the 30s?
Bill: Well, Wizard of Oz and.....
JL: Shut up.
Bill: Okay.
Epitome: We need to make this horror related. Like blood, guts, and...
JL: Flaming pumpkins.
Bill: Are we sure that this is the best idea?
Epitome: Yeah because I came up with it.
Bill: Now to be fair, you guys have came up with an awful lot of ideas that weren’t shall we say mildly... not good ideas.
Epitome: Nah, we got this. Get out of here. We have some preparation to do at this baseball field.
JL: Where is it?
Epitome: We’ll find it.
**********scene ends*********
Scene opens up to parents with their baseball themed birthday party decorations torn down in favor of skeletons with blood, pumpkins, and hay stacks.
Jennifer: This wasn’t what I told you to do, Mark!!!
Mark: I didn’t do this!!!
Jennifer: You didn’t do this? Really?!! Look at these decorations!
Mark: Jen!!! I. DID. NOT. BUY. THIS. SHIT.
Jennifer: So did this magically appear? Are these magical haystacks?
Mark: When I left this morning, everything was exactly how I planned it.
Jennifer: Tyler went home screaming!!!! Look at this, it’s a spider eating a human hand!!!
Mark: Yeah, I see what it is.
Jennifer: Why would you do this? Our boy is crying too! These are not appropriate decorations for a ......
Suddenly a voice is heard
Epitome: Ladies. Gentleman. And all you little brats—- Welcome to FIELD of SCREAMS
Jennifer: What? Where is that coming from?
Epitome appears in a zombie outfit noticably missing a limb and blood dripping out of his mouth.
Mark: What the fuck?
Jennifer: Ummmm.... what the hell?
Mark: I don’t know.
Jennifer: Are these the live entertainment? I thought they were supposed to just have fun with the kids and crack some balls around...
Mark: They were!
Jennifer: You hired a psychopath?!??
Mark: .... psychopaths.....
The kids scramble and run in all different directions trying to avoid the zombified Epitome. Mark and Jennifer try to collect them all but when they see the next part of the attraction not even they can do it. Up on the hilltop, Justin Laali has no head and is on a horse. The horse is handled and was clearly walked to the top of the hill by a handler. In Justin’s hand is a flaming pumpkin obviously emulating the headless horseman from Sleepy Hollow Fame.
JL: Who says Joseph was the only family members who can ride a horse?
The handler lets go of the horse and the instant he does it the horse bucks Justin off the horse. The horse immediately took off much to the handlers disdain. The pumpkin went flying and Justin’s costume practically came fully off of him. Some of the children stopped running to laugh a bit but that only pissed Justin off. He suddenly regathered himself and picked up the pumpkin only to run at them with it and eventually whip it as hard as he can at them. This of course fell harmlessly to the ground. Suddenly there was no one left and the party except a handler who was upset that Justin lied and said he was an expert horse rider and the flustered and frankly on the war path parents. Justin took off the mask and waved at the kids who scattered through the woods..
JL and Epitome:Happy Halloween
JL and Epitome realizing the parents were running towards them decided to run as fast as they could in the opposite direction.
Scene ends
Bill: Okay, so are you guys ready?
JL: What?
Bill: For your match....
Epitome: Our what?
JL: What? We have a match?!?
Bill: Yes! I’ve told you this like twenty times but you’ve done nothing but twiddle you’re thumbs and talk about horror attractions.
JL: Well, it is Halloween. What would you prefer us to do?
Bill: Oh, I don’t know. Get ready for your fight.
JL: But where is the fun in that? Like seriously.
Epitome: Bill, Halloween only comes once a year. This isn’t a time for matches or fighting. This is a time for hoodies, pumpkins, and horror movies.
JL: Yeah, like I thought we were fighting after Halloween.
Bill: Why would you fight after Halloween?!? You have a match with Dino & Payne!
JL: Look Bill. Not to be disrespectful or anything but I don’t even know that it’s worth getting out of my bed for two guys named Dino and Payne. Instead, we have something better planned.
Bill: Oh, God. The last time you said that you got banned from a mall for attacking ... which one? Was it Santa or the Easter bunny.
Epitome: He had it coming.
JL: We were thinking something a bit more fun.
Epitome: Okay yeah. We will be at Field of Dreams.
Bill: You’re playing baseball?!
JL: No, who would ever think that you moron?
Bill: It’s a movie!!!
JL: No, it’s a haunted park.... like a horror attraction.
Bill: Oh, you idiots. You’re talking about Field of Screams but that’s not even around here....
Epitome: What do you mean? We found an ad for it on the ground.
Bill: Well, I would guess it’s probably 11 hours north and whoever had it... probably came from there.
JL: Well, this is horseshit. What the hell did we sign up for?
Bill: I have no idea.
JL: Here. This is the other thing we found.
Bill laughs uncontrollably.
Bill: You didn’t actually call the number on the brochure did you?
Epitome: No, we don’t touch things on the ground of bathrooms. Eww.
Bill: Then how did you get this?
JL: Some jerk hung it up on a poll.
Bill: It’s a field of dreams inspired birthday party! Good job, boys. You’re going to be entertainment for a five year old. So you were actually right. So you
Epitome: Bullshit. What’s the pumpkin on here for?
Bill: A pumpkin doesn’t always signify horror and Halloween. I mean, sure.. corn would be more practical but I suppose it’s to signify the time period.
JL: You don’t know what you’re talking about.
Bill: Sure, I do. And you would too if you actually read the flier. So you idiots thought you were doing a field of dreams horror attraction really named Field of Screams—— but you’re actually doing a field of dreams birthday party. Great job.
JL: Did you call us an idiot!!
JL picks Bill up by the collar.
Epitome: Who’s the idiot now?
JL: Yeah, dude.
Bill: Well, I’m imagining you guys are backing out right?
JL: We don’t back down from anything. We’re doing it.
Epitome: So now the question is— how can we make this drag of a party better?
JL: Soda.
Epitome: They probably already have that.
JL: Sooo...... what can we possibly do?
Epitome: Well, I say we say screw that lame party idea. What 5 year knows a movie that came out in the 30s?
Bill: Well, Wizard of Oz and.....
JL: Shut up.
Bill: Okay.
Epitome: We need to make this horror related. Like blood, guts, and...
JL: Flaming pumpkins.
Bill: Are we sure that this is the best idea?
Epitome: Yeah because I came up with it.
Bill: Now to be fair, you guys have came up with an awful lot of ideas that weren’t shall we say mildly... not good ideas.
Epitome: Nah, we got this. Get out of here. We have some preparation to do at this baseball field.
JL: Where is it?
Epitome: We’ll find it.
**********scene ends*********
Scene opens up to parents with their baseball themed birthday party decorations torn down in favor of skeletons with blood, pumpkins, and hay stacks.
Jennifer: This wasn’t what I told you to do, Mark!!!
Mark: I didn’t do this!!!
Jennifer: You didn’t do this? Really?!! Look at these decorations!
Mark: Jen!!! I. DID. NOT. BUY. THIS. SHIT.
Jennifer: So did this magically appear? Are these magical haystacks?
Mark: When I left this morning, everything was exactly how I planned it.
Jennifer: Tyler went home screaming!!!! Look at this, it’s a spider eating a human hand!!!
Mark: Yeah, I see what it is.
Jennifer: Why would you do this? Our boy is crying too! These are not appropriate decorations for a ......
Suddenly a voice is heard
Epitome: Ladies. Gentleman. And all you little brats—- Welcome to FIELD of SCREAMS
Jennifer: What? Where is that coming from?
Epitome appears in a zombie outfit noticably missing a limb and blood dripping out of his mouth.
Mark: What the fuck?
Jennifer: Ummmm.... what the hell?
Mark: I don’t know.
Jennifer: Are these the live entertainment? I thought they were supposed to just have fun with the kids and crack some balls around...
Mark: They were!
Jennifer: You hired a psychopath?!??
Mark: .... psychopaths.....
The kids scramble and run in all different directions trying to avoid the zombified Epitome. Mark and Jennifer try to collect them all but when they see the next part of the attraction not even they can do it. Up on the hilltop, Justin Laali has no head and is on a horse. The horse is handled and was clearly walked to the top of the hill by a handler. In Justin’s hand is a flaming pumpkin obviously emulating the headless horseman from Sleepy Hollow Fame.
JL: Who says Joseph was the only family members who can ride a horse?
The handler lets go of the horse and the instant he does it the horse bucks Justin off the horse. The horse immediately took off much to the handlers disdain. The pumpkin went flying and Justin’s costume practically came fully off of him. Some of the children stopped running to laugh a bit but that only pissed Justin off. He suddenly regathered himself and picked up the pumpkin only to run at them with it and eventually whip it as hard as he can at them. This of course fell harmlessly to the ground. Suddenly there was no one left and the party except a handler who was upset that Justin lied and said he was an expert horse rider and the flustered and frankly on the war path parents. Justin took off the mask and waved at the kids who scattered through the woods..
JL and Epitome:Happy Halloween
JL and Epitome realizing the parents were running towards them decided to run as fast as they could in the opposite direction.
Scene ends