SWAT Hardkore Helloween 2019 (Show)
Nov 8, 2019 2:20:24 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, radu, and 3 more like this
Post by SWAT Team on Nov 8, 2019 2:20:24 GMT -5
Syndicate Wrestling & Tradition and the XHF presents ....
Jeremy Tucker: Hello everyone and welcome to Winston-Salem here in North Carolina! I'm Jeremy Tucker alongside Andrew Fulton and we are about to embark on a historic evening.
Andrew Fulton: That's right, someone in that locker room is going to join the likes of Killboy Powerhead in 1995, Hans Schmutzhausen in 1996 and 1997, "Superstar" Joe Jeffries in 1998, Eerie Von in 1999, King in 2000, Robert Hunglestien III in 2004, "The Straight Shooter" Andrew Sinclair in 2005, "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan in 2006, Andrew Karnage in 2007, Lucifer Jones in 2008, and most recently Beezelbozo in 2017.
Jeremy Tucker: Beezelbozo and Marty Donovan have a chance to become a two time winner and join Hans Schmutzhausen who won it back to back in 1996 and 97.
Andrew Fulton: The second ever two time winner could happen tonight.
Jeremy Tucker: Fans, if you haven't seen one of these, you are in for a treat. Four barbed wire battle royals, falls count anywhere, you have to pin your opponent to eliminate him.
Andrew Fulton: That's right, Jeremy. Then those four winners compete in The Gateway To Helloween barbed wire tag team match. The winning tag team then will face one another in a barbed wire match to win the 2019 Hardkore Helloween Cup.
Jeremy Tucker: Many of the men in this match have said they grew up watching this match and now get to see how they will do in the cruel confines of the barbed wire.
Andrew Fulton: These factions that have begun forming are more important than ever as everyone could benefit from having a friend in one of these things.
Jeremy Tucker: Well, without further ado, let's get to the first Helloween battle royal!
[The camera pans out to show the ring with barbed wire wrapped around it. The opening bell rings and the spotlight hits the ring announcer standing at ringside]
Frank Salazar: "Ladies and gentleman, welcome to Hardkore Helloween!"
[The Winston-Salem crowd roars and holds up their signs as spotlights scan the audience]
Frank Salazar: "Our first contest is the Hardkore Helloween battle royal. Each participant is to be eliminated by pinfall until there is one last man, or woman, standing!"
[The music starts to a dark arena with a pulse that matches the music. Suddenly deep purple lights come on and out struts Cox. He pauses at the top of the ramp and plays to the fans for a second. BOOM! A line of purple pyro shoots from the ground. He starts to walk down the ramp slowly, stopping to take pictures with women and kissing all babies in his path. When he gets the the ring he continues walking around acknowledging the fans, all the way back around to the steel stairs. He makes his way up the steps, stopping at the middle of the ropes facing the fans. He looks around with a more subtle smile now, turning to the ring with a more serious face before entering and loosening up while his music comes to an end]
Jeremy Tucker: We last saw Robbie Cox on the losing end to "Pro Wrestling's Own" Jonnie Valentine. Robbie Cox is a former adult performer, trying his best to make it in the world of professional wrestling.
Andrew Fulton: Oi, what is he doing getting in a barbed wire match when that's an alternative?? He could be the craziest bloke in this match.
Frank Salazar: "Featuring first, from Houston, Texas, standing 6 feet 1 inch tall, and weighing 220 pounds...ROBBIE COX!!!"
[Cox gets a tepid reaction from the Winston-Salem crowd. Brian Acres walks down to the ring to no music]
Jeremy Tucker: And here comes the up and comer Brian Acres. He's recently been part of losing efforts against Hell's Destruction, Jonnie Valentine, Marty Donovan, Tuxedo Mask, and "The Ruler" Paul Blair.
Andrew Fulton: Brian Acres has a chance to make a real impact here if he could even pin one person, as he's usually been dominated fairly easy around here.
Frank Salazar : "From Las Vegas, Nevada, standing 6 feet 2 inches tall, weighing 250 pounds...BRIAN ACRES!!!"
[The fans applaud politely. Something more than "Dancing Fool" by Frank Zappa pumps over the PA. Pyros explode. TJ Zousa jumps through the curtains, busting moves for the Winston-Salem audience in sync to the tune]
Jeremy Tucker: The OZ's are here! These two are probably best known for the dance contest they had with the Indian Assassins in Memphis.
Andrew Fulton: You just don't hear enough Frank Zappa for ring music these days.
Jeremy Tucker: As a tag team here, they're going to be at a distinct advantage, having a partner to watch their back.
frank Salazar: "And coming down to the ring, first from Rosario, Sante Fe, Argentina, standing 6 feet 1 inch tall, weighing 231 pounds...TJ ZOUSA!! His partner is from Oslo, Norway, he stands 6 feet 3 inches tall, weighing 242 pounds...BRIEN O. THOMAS!! They are THE O-Z!!!"
[The Winston-Salem crowd gives them the first big pop of the night. Then Nimbooda Nimbooda hits the cheers turn to jeers. Rajiv Khan drives down to the ring in his taxi cab. He and his brother Mohammad get out and stands on the roof. They poses for the fans, then Rajiv runs down the bonnet and somersaults onto the aisle]
Jeremy Tucker: Another tag team here that could be helped not only by the fact that they have a partner in the match, but that they're boss Paul Soutter booked this entire match.
Andrew Fulton: Not true at all. Luck of the draw.
Jeremy Tucker: As usual, they have been sent to do the dirty work.
Frank Salazar "They are from Mumbai, India; both standing 5 feet 11 inches, and weighing 219 pounds, RAJIV AND MOHAMMAD KHAN, They are THE INDIAN ASSASSINS!!!"
[The North Carolina fans boo. Sabrina Sinstone begins jogging down to the ring]
Jeremy Tucker And now we make history as women are allowed to compete in Hardkore Helloween this year, starting with Sabrina Sinstone!
Andrew Fulton: Oi, this is a total disgrace if you ask me, Jeremy...
Jeremy Tucker: I honestly didn't...
Andrew Fulton: Barbed wire wrestling is nowhere to be for a lady.
Jeremy Tucker: Well Sabrina and the other women wrestlers competing here to make history like Joanne Canelli and Lynn Brewster disagree.
Andrew Fulton: Women typically disagree with me, Jeremy. That's nothing new.
Frank Salazar: "From Hollywood, California; standing 5 feet 5 inches, weighing 125 pounds, SABRINA SINSTONE!!!"
[Crowd cheers. "Peel Their Caps Back" by Ice T blares thru the arena and the Bandit Mobil makes its way down thru the ramp way. Soutter and Bruno standing in the back. It drives down to ringside and they make their way into the ring]
Andrew Fulton: And here he is, the man himself!
Jeremy Tucker: Soutter has severely stacked the deck here to get himself the easiest first match he could, hoping to be as fresh as possible for the Gateway to Helloween tag team match in the next round.
Andrew Fulton: Again, where are you getting this from, Jeremy. Soutter can only wrestle the matches he's booked for. Joe Pesci thought that this was the best match to open the show.
Jeremy Tucker: You can't actually believe that.
Frank Salazar: "Finally, accompanied to the ring by his bodyguard, Bruno. From Melbourne, Australia; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 364 pounds...'THE MAD DOG FROM MELBOURNE' SOUTTER!!!"
[The arena rocks with boos and Soutter soaks them all in. Rajiv Khan and Mohammad Khan surround him as the rest of the field stares him down. The referee signals for the bell]
Andrew Fulton: And we're off!
Jeremy Tucker: Brian Acres charges at Soutter but Rajiv Khan smacks him between the eyes with a tomahawk chop!
Andrew Fulton: That was a close one.
Jeremy Tucker: Brien O. Thomas takes Sabrina Sinstone over with an arm drag. TJ Zousa runs at Soutter but Mohammad Khan takes him out with a spinning heel kick.
Andrew Fulton: Protect your team captain!
[Soutter grabs Brian Acres by the hair and throws his face into the barbed wire!! The Winston-Salem crowd "OH!!"s at the first barbed wire spot of the night]
Andrew Fulton: And the KGB draws first blood!
Jeremy Tucker: Robbie Cox scoops TJ Zousa up and slams him hard to the mat. Soutter now striking Acres on the back of the head, driving his face farther into the barbed wire!
Andrew Fulton: Soutter showing these lads what Helloween is about!
Jeremy Tucker: Robbie Cox grabs an armbar on Sabrina Sinstone. Brien O. Thomas grabs Soutter from behind with a sleeper, peeling him away from a bloody Brian Acres.
[Soutter signals for help, and Rajiv Khan grabs Thomas around the neck and snaps back into a russian legsweep]
Andrew Fulton: Side Indian Legsweep!
Jeremy Tucker: Soutter now laying in some stomps on Brien O. Thomas. Meanwhile, Brian Acres attempts a hiptoss on Mohammad Khan, but Khan reverses it into a tornado DDT!!
Andrew Fulton: Soutter takes a few steps and drops that big leg across Brian Acres' bloody face!
Referee: 1...2...3!!
Frank Salazar: "BRIAN ACRES HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!"
Andrew Fulton: Big Sout got the first elimination just like that!
[The fans boo as Soutter holds up one arm]
Jeremy Tucker: Brien O. Thomas hits Sabrina Sinstone with a nice dropkick! Sinstone stands up only to be hit with a moonwalk backfist by a dancing TJ Zousa!
[The crowd cheers! The TJ Zousa dances with delight! Brien O. Thomas sees him dancing and looks mad]
Andrew Fulton: I think Brien O. Thomas would like his partner to take this more seriously.
Jeremy Tucker: He tries to clothesline his own partner! Zousa ducked and it nearly took Mohammad Khan's head off!
Andrew Fulton: Friendly fire turned not to friendly!
Jeremy Tucker: Brien O. Thomas grabs Soutter from behind in a waistlock, but Rajiv Khan rocks Thomas in the side of the jaw with a european uppercut.
Andrew Fulton: That's an Indian Uppercut, thank you very much.
Jeremy Tucker: Meanwhile Sabrina Sinstone comes out of nowhere with a flying rana off the top rope...
Andrew Fulton: But Soutter catches her!
Jeremy Tucker: Soutter powerbombs her right into the barbed wire!!
[The Winston-Salem crowd lets out a loud "OH!!" as Sabrina Sinstone is crucified on the barbed wire momentarily. She crumples to the mat and Soutter makes the cover]
Referee: 1...2..3!!!
Frank Salazar: "SABRINA SINSTONE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!"
Andrew Fulton: He's done it again!
Jeremy Tucker: And the first woman in Hardkore Helloween has been taken out.
Andrew Fulton: Ah, you hate to see it.
Jeremy Tucker: TJ Zousa irish whips Robbie, but Cox reverses it and shoots TJ Zousa into the barbed wire near the corner!!
[Fans cheer! Zousa crumples into the corner, covering the laceration on his cheek. Brien O' Thomas pulls Soutter into his legs for a piledriver but Soutter back drops out of it. Robbie Cox jumps to the second rope and plays to the crowd, who gives him a pop]
Andrew Fulton: Look who's smelled a bit of success?
Jeremy Tucker: Robbie Cox jumps down with a broncobuster, pushing Zousa's face into the barbed wire again!!
Andrew Fulton: Less dancing, more clotting.
Jeremy Tucker: Now Rajiv Khan comes off the top rope with a coast to coast dropkick, smashing Zousa's face into that barbed wire again!!
[The fans boo a smirking Khan, who gives them a little dance. Meanwhile, Robbie Cox climbs to the top rope and flies off with a flying body press]
Jeremy Tucker: Soutter catches him and flips him into a devastating full powerslam!
Referee: 1...2...3!!!
Frank Salazar: "ROBBIE COX HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!"
Andrew Fulton: I know you're bad at math, Jeremy, but that's three, count em, three eliminations from The Mad Dog from Melbourne.
Jeremy Tucker: I'm aware. Ugh, TJ Zousa is a bloody mess.
Andrew Fulton: Yeah, he's not long for this one.
Jeremy Tucker: The Indian Express now double teaming Brien O. Thomas, working him over with stomps and chops. Soutter pulls up TJ Zousa by his blood soaked hair.
Andrew Fulton: I think we have a mercy killing coming here.
Jeremy Tucker: Soutter grabs Zousa around the waist in a belly to belly, but TJ Zousa gives him a thunder clap to the ears!
[The crowd comes to life with cheers. Mohammad Khan comes over to help, but TJ Zousa points up in the sky and tells Mohammad to look up. When he does, TJ starts doing the Saturday Night Fever dance, popping the crowd]
Andrew Fulton: Oldest trick in the book.
Jeremy Tucker: But Soutter takes him out with a spear into the barbed wire!!
[Zousa face slices into the barbed wire and he falls to the mat unconcious. Soutter aggressively covers him]
Referee: 1...2...3!!!
Andrew Fulton: I don't think Soutter liked having his ears messed about.
Jeremy Tucker: And now we're down to just Brien O. Thomas and Soutter's personal goon squad.
Andrew Fulton: Hey, they have feelings, you know?
Jeremy Tucker: Brien O. Thomas knows the odds. The Indian Express go in for the kill, but Thomas is ready for them. He hits Mohammad Khan in the teeth with a superkick! And a dropkick for Soutter!
[The fans cheer as Soutter is almost pushed into the barbed wire by that dropkick but he stops himself. Meanwhile, Brien O. Thomas hits an oncoming Rajiv Khan with a clothesline]
Andrew Fulton: Wait, what is he doing?
Jeremy Tucker: Brien O. Thomas now peppering Mohammad Khan with a flurry of kicks in the corner that are knocking him into the barbed wire!
[The Winston-Salem audience tosses a soccer ball into the ring. Brien O. Thomas lights up an begins demonstrating his old soccer moves]
Andrew Fulton: Oi, this isn't football. It's wrestling!
Jeremy Tucker: And barbed wire wrestling at that!
[Brien O. Thomas kicks the ball back into Mohammad's face, and then over the barbed wire back into the crowd]
Jeremy Tucker: Brien O. Thomas turns around into an avalanche into the barbed wire by Soutter!!
Andrew Fulton: That's 364 pounds pushing him into that cursed wire!
[Thomas screams in pain and then collapses to the mat. Soutter makes the cover]
Referee: 1...2...3!!!
Frank Salazar: "BRIEN O. THOMAS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!"
Andrew Fulton: Soutter has got a clean sweep of the entire battle royal! He's done it.
Jeremy Tucker: Who'd a thunk it?
Andrew Fulton: Me, that's who.
[Soutter explains to Rajiv Khan that he wants his brother to lay down for them]
Jeremy Tucker: Oh, if he's so tough, if he's so powerful, why does he need to ask people to let him win.
Andrew Fulton: It's strategy, Tucker. Wake up. The Mad Dog of Melbourne will walk out of this match, as fresh as a daisy. His partner and opponents won't have a chance in The Road to Helloween.
Jeremy Tucker: Wait, I think Rajiv is having a bit of a disagreement with Soutter about laying down.
[Crowd cheers as Rajiv and Mohammad seem to be having second thoughts. Soutter tells them, "I've got it." as if he has a plan]
Andrew Fulton: Soutter grabs Mohammad Khan by the throat with both hands and lifts him in the air, choking the life out of him!
Jeremy Tucker: Rajiv Khan trying to pry Soutter off of his brother, but having zero success!
[Soutter tosses Mohammad down into the barbed wire, getting another "OH!!" out of the crowd. Soutter turns around and scoops Rajiv up into his rikishi driver]
Andrew Fulton: Soutter Special!!
Jeremy Tucker: Soutter piles up the Indian Assassins and gets a running start and gives them both Soutter Splashes!
Andrew Fulton: He pins both men!
Referee: 1...2...3!!!
["Peel Their Caps Back" by Ice T plays and the fans boo. Soutter raises his arms in victory, then taps on his wrist to make the referee raise his hand]
Frank Salazar: THE WINNER OF THE HARDKORE HELLOWEEN BATTLE ROYAL #1...'THE MAD DOG OF MELBOURNE' SOUTTER!!!"
Jeremy Tucker: Well, when you get to hand pick your opponents, this is what you get.
Andrew Fulton: Get what? This was probably the best Hardkore Helloween battle royal I've ever seen!
[Bruno walks into the ring and tosses a couple of crumpled $100 bills on the even more crumpled bodies of Rajiv and Mohammad Khan]
Andrew Fulton: See? And they were even paid for their trouble. What a great boss.
Jeremy Tucker: You couldn't toss me into that barbed wire for $10,000!
Andrew Fulton: I honestly don't get you sometimes.
Jeremy Tucker: Soutter now waits to see who wins the third battle to see who he will be teaming with in The Road to Helloween match against the winners of the second and final Hardkore Helloween battle royals.
Andrew Fulton: (doing math) Ok, got it.