Cleaver Vs Simpson

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[We see a shot of the famous East LA Pine, a close up reveals sitting with his back to the trunk none other than the Cleaver. He is wearing a purple flannel shirt buttoned at the top, the rest unbutonned under it, and a purple bandanna is tied around his forehead, he is twirling a butterfly knife around as he rests on the tree trunk.]

Cleaver : Hola PSW.

Voice over as Cleaver continues to twirl the butterfly knife, his eyes piercing the camera lens. : Today we find the Cleaver, Carlos Sanchez in his natural habitat. His Bario. The famous East LA Pine. (Is this Edward James Olmos narrating?) The Cleaver is riding high in the XHF after his debut PSW match at Bronx Battle in which he was victorious over one Rey Noche.

Phantom Star Wrestling seems to be pretty impressed with the Cleavers showing, and have thrust him straight into the Main Event of the upcoming show at Galaxy Wars #5 against ‘The Pertpetual One’ Matt Simpson.

Let us hear now from the Cleaver himself.

Cleaver : Rey Noche. You were the first essay. The first of many to come who will fall at the hands of the Cleaver.

Sadly for you homes, that is going to be the highlight of your career, a footnote in mine, a trivia question in years to come. Who was the poor sap who was the first PSW victim of The Cleaver? Rey_Noche. What a disappointment.

One can hope my next match will provide more competition. I mean, it is the main event, so you would think so, but i will not hold my breath. Competition or not, the result is a lay down mazere, the Cleaver running right thru the Pertpetual One Matt Simpson.

Perputual What One is the question Vato?

Perpetual Liar?

Perpetual Loser?

Perpetual Joke maybe?

Regardless Simpson. You could bring the entire Simpson clan with you to the ring, Bart, Homer, OJ, Jessica and Ashley, Marge and Lisa and you still wouldn’t stand a chance against the Cleaver.

[Cleaver stares intensely into the camera. The sunlight gleaming off his blade.]

Know this Simpson, and the rest of the PSW! I am not here to play games. I am here to fight, and i am here to win. You line them up, and i will carve them down. I fear no one, no man alive. I am here to make an impact, and i intend to turn this federation on its head. Anyone who thinks they can hang with me, you must be loco homes. I will slice you to shreds, turn you inside out and when i am done with you, your own madre wont recognise you.

Cleaver slips his sunglasses on and puts a long stem of grass in his mouth and relaxes on the tree as our voice over narrator picks back up. : The Cleaver can do it all in the ring, and out of the ring, he is a once in a lifetime warrior, he demands the best opposition in the world. He needs to be inspired, he needs to pushed to his limits, we seriously doubt The Perpetual One will provide any of these challenges.

Is there anyone in the PSW or XHF who can? If so, please, stand up. Stand up to be counted. Show the world you have the bolas and Corazon to step up to the challenge. See you all at Galaxy Wars.