Galaxy Wars: Saga Five... Is "LIVE"!
Dec 11, 2019 14:49:58 GMT -5
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Post by The Cosmo Kid on Dec 11, 2019 14:49:58 GMT -5
L I V E A T T H E PAUL SAUVE ARENA
December 11, 2019,
The arena is at full capacity once again and with the recent events, fans are on the edge of there seats in anticipation of the current show. The broadcast team and rest of the crew are already in position and prepared to start the show as they were informed there would be a live broadcast at the opening of the show by none other than "The Dark One" Ryan Cullen.
The fans are all silent as the lights go out and the video tron begins to play the live feed from the local mortuary...
A local county mortuary, the local Diener, Louie Burns, stands next to the corpse of “Hammerhand” Blake Luthor on a table. A towel covers the naughty bits of the former strongman. He puts on a pair of latex gloves and picks up a recorder.
LOUIE BURNS: I’m about to begin the autopsy of Blake Luthor to find the cause of death, though it seems pretty obvious what the cause of death is.
Louie places his hand on where a gaping hole exists in the center of Blake’s chest that goes all the way to the spine.
LOUIE BURNS: Looks like one stab wound to the chest. Likely with the black stone that was found next to his body. Whelp, let’s see what the rest of his insides look like.
Louie grabs a scalpel with his free hand. He presses the blade to Blake’s chest when the door to the room opens up to allow in Victor and Michael Dark. Louie looks at them quizzically.
LOUIE BURNS: What is this? Who are you people?
Louie holds out the scalpel in a threatening manner, but Victor and Michael quickly cross the space between them. They each grab a wrist, forcing Louie to drop the scalpel and recorder. Louie struggles, but Victor punches him in the mouth.
The door to the room opens again to allow in Ryan Cullen. He walks around the table to stand in front of Louie.
LOUIE BURNS: Let me go, you freaks! Who are you people?
Ryan reaches to Louie to cup his chin in his hand with a small grin.
RYAN CULLEN: Where is the spike that was next to the body?
LOUIE BURNS: What? Why do you want it? Is it valuable? Are you the ones who killed Blake Luthor? Let me go!
Ryan releases Louie’s chin and backhands him across the face. Blood trickles down the side of his face from the corner of his right eye.
RYAN CULLEN: The spike. Where is it?
LOUIE BURNS: You’re just some thieves trying to cover up a murder! I’ll tell you nothing!
Ryan picks the scalpel up off of the floor. He looks from the blade to Louie’s now wide open eyes.
LOUIE BURNS: What are you doing? No!
RYAN CULLEN: Hold him steady!
Victor and Michael hold Louie steady as Ryan calmly grabs the diener by the hair with one hand. He holds the scalpel blade above Louie’s jawline with a calm smile.
RYAN CULLEN: Now if you want to be able to have Doctors to be able to reattach your face, I would hold very still.
LOUIE BURNS: Top drawer at the desk. Please don’t cut off my face!
Ryan sets the scalpel by Blake’s head and walks over to the desk. He opens the top drawer and pulls out a small baggie with the onyx spike inside of it.
RYAN CULLEN: Thank you for your cooperation.
Ryan walks over to the table, opening the baggie, and taking out the onyx spike. He turns it over in his hands, examining every crevice of the device.
RYAN CULLEN: Such an interesting relic if it performs the function that was told to me.
Now, Louie Burns looks less afraid and more curious.
LOUIE BURNS: Does what? That’s the stake used to kill him. Right?
RYAN CULLEN: Hmm. Fresh blood to activate it is what he had said.
Ryan picks the scalpel, looking at Louie as a lion might a particularly plump zebra. He slashes the scalpel across Louie’s forehead.
LOUIE BURNS: Ah! Fuck! Fuck you!
Ryan puts the blade down, grabs Louie by the hair, and rubs the stake across Louie’s bleeding face until the onyx stake is coated in blood. It begins to glow a dull red in his hand. He turns away from Louie and plunges the glowing stake into the hole in Blake Luthor’s chest.
The glow of the stake grows brighter and brighter until it’s nearly blinding and then it goes dark again. Blake Luthor’s eyes open up as he breathes in a great gasp of air as his back arcs up. He relaxes back down, his eyes going to Ryan Cullen.
RYAN CULLEN: Rise, Hammerhand. I was given leave to bring you back from death to serve my cause. My name is-
BLAKE LUTHOR: I know you. You got Armand to give me to you?
Blake’s voice is hoarse as if long unused.
RYAN CULLEN: Armand Von Krauss has given me leave to use your service. Yes.
Louie’s eyes are big and round as he watches Blake sit up.
LOUIE BURNS: How? What? You were dead!
Blake swings his legs off of the side of the table, standing up on the floor.
BLAKE LUTHOR: Who are you?
LOUIE BURNS: I’m a diener.
BLAKE LUTHOR: A what?
Louie sighs, blinking furiously to try to clear his sight from the blood that steadily streams from the gash in his forehead.
LOUIE BURNS: I was about to perform your autopsy!
Blake Luthor nods with a grin, he flexes his fingers with metallic pops before punching Louie in the side of the face. Blake grins in satisfaction as he feels the cheek bone crushing from the power of his punch. Victor and Michael Dark drop Louie Burns to the floor and he curls up in a ball, blood pouring from his face.
Ryan Cullen chuckles.
RYAN CULLEN: You’ll make for an excellent addition to Dark Horse.
LOUIE BURNS: I’m about to begin the autopsy of Blake Luthor to find the cause of death, though it seems pretty obvious what the cause of death is.
Louie places his hand on where a gaping hole exists in the center of Blake’s chest that goes all the way to the spine.
LOUIE BURNS: Looks like one stab wound to the chest. Likely with the black stone that was found next to his body. Whelp, let’s see what the rest of his insides look like.
Louie grabs a scalpel with his free hand. He presses the blade to Blake’s chest when the door to the room opens up to allow in Victor and Michael Dark. Louie looks at them quizzically.
LOUIE BURNS: What is this? Who are you people?
Louie holds out the scalpel in a threatening manner, but Victor and Michael quickly cross the space between them. They each grab a wrist, forcing Louie to drop the scalpel and recorder. Louie struggles, but Victor punches him in the mouth.
The door to the room opens again to allow in Ryan Cullen. He walks around the table to stand in front of Louie.
LOUIE BURNS: Let me go, you freaks! Who are you people?
Ryan reaches to Louie to cup his chin in his hand with a small grin.
RYAN CULLEN: Where is the spike that was next to the body?
LOUIE BURNS: What? Why do you want it? Is it valuable? Are you the ones who killed Blake Luthor? Let me go!
Ryan releases Louie’s chin and backhands him across the face. Blood trickles down the side of his face from the corner of his right eye.
RYAN CULLEN: The spike. Where is it?
LOUIE BURNS: You’re just some thieves trying to cover up a murder! I’ll tell you nothing!
Ryan picks the scalpel up off of the floor. He looks from the blade to Louie’s now wide open eyes.
LOUIE BURNS: What are you doing? No!
RYAN CULLEN: Hold him steady!
Victor and Michael hold Louie steady as Ryan calmly grabs the diener by the hair with one hand. He holds the scalpel blade above Louie’s jawline with a calm smile.
RYAN CULLEN: Now if you want to be able to have Doctors to be able to reattach your face, I would hold very still.
LOUIE BURNS: Top drawer at the desk. Please don’t cut off my face!
Ryan sets the scalpel by Blake’s head and walks over to the desk. He opens the top drawer and pulls out a small baggie with the onyx spike inside of it.
RYAN CULLEN: Thank you for your cooperation.
Ryan walks over to the table, opening the baggie, and taking out the onyx spike. He turns it over in his hands, examining every crevice of the device.
RYAN CULLEN: Such an interesting relic if it performs the function that was told to me.
Now, Louie Burns looks less afraid and more curious.
LOUIE BURNS: Does what? That’s the stake used to kill him. Right?
RYAN CULLEN: Hmm. Fresh blood to activate it is what he had said.
Ryan picks the scalpel, looking at Louie as a lion might a particularly plump zebra. He slashes the scalpel across Louie’s forehead.
LOUIE BURNS: Ah! Fuck! Fuck you!
Ryan puts the blade down, grabs Louie by the hair, and rubs the stake across Louie’s bleeding face until the onyx stake is coated in blood. It begins to glow a dull red in his hand. He turns away from Louie and plunges the glowing stake into the hole in Blake Luthor’s chest.
The glow of the stake grows brighter and brighter until it’s nearly blinding and then it goes dark again. Blake Luthor’s eyes open up as he breathes in a great gasp of air as his back arcs up. He relaxes back down, his eyes going to Ryan Cullen.
RYAN CULLEN: Rise, Hammerhand. I was given leave to bring you back from death to serve my cause. My name is-
BLAKE LUTHOR: I know you. You got Armand to give me to you?
Blake’s voice is hoarse as if long unused.
RYAN CULLEN: Armand Von Krauss has given me leave to use your service. Yes.
Louie’s eyes are big and round as he watches Blake sit up.
LOUIE BURNS: How? What? You were dead!
Blake swings his legs off of the side of the table, standing up on the floor.
BLAKE LUTHOR: Who are you?
LOUIE BURNS: I’m a diener.
BLAKE LUTHOR: A what?
Louie sighs, blinking furiously to try to clear his sight from the blood that steadily streams from the gash in his forehead.
LOUIE BURNS: I was about to perform your autopsy!
Blake Luthor nods with a grin, he flexes his fingers with metallic pops before punching Louie in the side of the face. Blake grins in satisfaction as he feels the cheek bone crushing from the power of his punch. Victor and Michael Dark drop Louie Burns to the floor and he curls up in a ball, blood pouring from his face.
Ryan Cullen chuckles.
RYAN CULLEN: You’ll make for an excellent addition to Dark Horse.
As the lights come back on and the video tron shuts off the fans begin to stir as the news of Blake Luthor coming to Phantom Star Wrestling has everyone on their toes and a bit creeped out.
Nikita Petrov: Now, you two see that's what a real boss can do and does, they go out and they get who they want without worry about the cost or repercussions. That's why Cullen will take over this company before long.
David West: In your dreams, The Cosmo Kid won't allow that, I won't allow it, the roster won't hell the fans won't allow that to happen.
Terry Sanders: Well, right now guys we work for both men and we have a show that's getting ready to start so let's do our job and head to the ring where Alejandro Martin is waiting.
Match-up #1
Rent-A-Hero vs "The REAL Lord Dominicus" Lord Dominicus
Alejandro Martin: Ladies and gentlemen, this is our opening match of the night, introducing first... Hailing from "Where Ever Crime Is", weighing in at 227, standing at 5'10". He is your local Rent-A-Hero!!!
As the opening chords of ‘My Hero’ plays, the crowd begins to cheer for their favorite superhero. ‘The Crimson Defender’ walks out of the back holding his wrench above his head for the crowd. He does some showboating as he walks to the ring, and stops before entering. He checks under the apron for any boobie traps or surprises, then slides in. He climbs one of the turnbuckles, and gives the crowd a show, flexing and posing until his opponent arrives.
Terry Sanders: We now have a match up that has been talked about around the locker room since it was announced, these two are destined to become household names.
David West: Yeah, they are but my money is on my man Rent-A-Hero.
Nikita Petrov: Of course you would pick the weak link in the PSW locker room, instead of a pure breed such as Lord Dominicus a DHI rep.
Alejandro Martin: And his opponent for this opening match... Hailing from PARTS UNKNOWN, but currently residing in the pit known as "Bethesda, Ohio". Weighing in at 180 pounds of pure evil and standing at 6' even. He is "The REAL Lord Dominicus" Lord Dominicus!!!
The lights dim and smoke pumps from the stage area as "The Bear Song" by Green Jelly starts to cut through the atmosphere. Soon through the mist comes out Lord Dominicus, wearing the EWF Superior Championship around his waist. He walks down the ramp, sneering at everyone (we think, it's hard to tell with the mask). As the song continues to shred, the darkness that is Dominicus climbs into the ring, ready to get the match underway
Nikita Petrov: Now you see what a real competitor looks like, and what a real owner can sign to a company.
David West: Yeah, yeah kiss a little more a**.
Terry Sanders: Watch what you say, David, you know the censorship is watching. Besides, let's keep it professional.
Referee Emilie Rose signals for the bell...
DING... DING...
Rent-a-Hero and Lord Dominicus circle around one another before locking up in a collar-elbow tie-up. Rent-a-Hero pushes Lord Dominicus backward a little bit before Lord Dominicus’s greater upper body strength comes into play to begin pushing back. But Rent-a-Hero whips Lord Dominicus into the ropes and holds up a restraining hand as Lord Dominicus comes back from the rebound. Lord Dominicus stops in his tracks and looks curiously at Rent-a-Hero who puts his hands on his hips with a stern look on his face.
Rent-a-Hero: Shut up, crime!
Terry Sanders: Rent-A-Hero trying to play mind games with his opponent here tonight.
David West: Maybe, Terry.
Nikita Petrov: No, he's just too stupid to know who he is in the ring with.
Lord Dominicus blinks in confusion as Rent-a-Hero launches at the ropes opposite of Lord Dominicus and comes back with a running big boot.
Rent-a-Hero stomps Lord Dominicus a few times before trying to lift him up but dropping him. Rent-a-Hero sets back and watches as Lord Dominicus rises to his feet on his own power. Rent-a-Hero charges at the smaller man, going for a shoulder charge but runs right into an arm drag. Rent-a-Hero jumps to his feet and runs right into another arm drag. Rent-a-Hero jumps to his feet again, nailing a dropkick as Lord Dominicus was going for another arm drag.
David West: These two are definitely trying to show why they belong here tonight.
Nikita Petrov: Our man, Lord Dominicus will come out on top, just as DHI always does.
Rent-a-Hero jumps on Lord Dominicus’ prone form and begins smashing him with lefts and rights until the referee yells at him to stop. Rent-a-Hero gets up, waiting for Lord Dominicus to rise to his feet once again before going for another charge. Lord Dominicus gets a hand up and pokes Rent-a-Hero in the eyes as the hero goes for his shoulder charge.
Nikita Petrov: There you go win at all cost.
Rent-a-Hero backs away while clutching at his eye in pain. Lord Dominicus laughs, running at the blinded hero and taking him down with a running leg lariat. He grabs the sides of Rent-a-Hero’s head and drives his thumbs into the hero’s eyes!
Lord Dominicus: You’re going down, peasant!
David West: The Cosmo Kid will have something to say about this we don't compete like this here in Phantom Star Wrestling. We have honor.
Nikita Petrov: This is a battle you fight to win.
Referee Emilie Rose begins to yell at Lord Dominicus to release the move, but he refuses. Referee Emilie Rose counts to five and then the hold is broken. Lord Dominicus grabs him by the head again and smashes his knee into Rent-a-Hero’s face a few times before casting him to the side like so much garbage.
Terry Sanders: I believe Rent-A-Hero's been busted open.
Rent-a-Hero gets to his hands and knees, blood raining down from his face to the mat. He stands up, blood running from his nose, across his mouth, and to his chest. He wipes at his mouth and points to Lord Dominicus.
Rent-a-Hero: Fuck you, criminal!
David West: Rent-A-Hero still defying "The REAL Lord Dominicus" as he shouts at him.
Nikita Petrov: Not for long, he will kneel before his lord.
Rent-a-Hero punches Lord Dominicus right in the mouth! Lord Dominicus punches him right back! The two exchange vicious punches until Lord Dominicus is flattened by a Haymaker. Rent-a-Hero does half of a Moonsault, landing his back on Lord Dominicus’ chest instead of landing chest to chest.
Terry Sanders: Rent-A-Hero quickly turning over.
Rent-a-Hero plants his hands on Lord Dominicus’ shoulders, going for the pinfall as he drips blood onto Lord Dominicus’ chest. Referee Emilie Rose gets into position.
One...
Two...
Nikita Petrov: Lord Dominicus kicks out!
Rent-a-Hero gets to his feet, backing away from Lord Dominicus and watching as he gets to his feet. He rushes in and goes for a belly to belly suplex, but doesn’t get Lord Dominicus lifted up into the air. He sets Lord Dominicus down and keeps hold a bear hug around his opponent’s arms and begins head butting Lord Dominicus over and over again.
Terry Sanders: Blood is flying everywhere as Rent-A-Hero delivers those headbutts.
David West: He refuses to stop fighting, it's the hero in him.
Blood splatters between the two as Rent-a-Hero smashes his forehead into Lord Dominicus’ nose several times. He releases Lord Dominicus, backs up, grabs him, and takes him down with a Russian leg sweep.
Nikita Petrov: You're, little joke sidekick here is only delaying the inevitable because he will fall to Lord Dominicus.
Rent-a-Hero motions to the crowd to get them riled up before he runs to the ropes. On the rebound, he hops over Lord Dominicus to bounce off of the ropes on the other side. He comes back, hops up into the air just as high as he can, and lands on the mat as Lord Dominicus rolls out of the way!
David West: OMG, what a crash and burn, that may cost him.
Lord Dominicus gets up, grabs Rent-a-Hero in a side headlock, and runs at the corner. He converts what looks like sliced bread #2 into a reverse x-factor. He goes for the cover.
One...
Two...
Three...
Referee Emilie Rose signals for the bell as she raises the hand of Lord Dominicus.
Nikita Petrov: I told you all that "The REAL Lord Dominicus" Lord Dominicus would walk away as the winner.
David West: I won't deny he earned the win but it was a bit shady.
Terry Sanders: Now come on guys this was just the first match of the night and we have already have seen so much let get ready for the official word from Alejandro Martin.
Alejandro Martin: Ladies and Gentleman your winner of this match "The REAL Lord Dominicus" Lord Dominicus!!!
Following the first match, we cut to a backstage area where the newly renamed Worldwide Connection is chilling in their room, enjoying their night off. The conversation is mellow and flowing nicely when a knock on the door disrupts them. Reggie gets up to grab the door and see who’s there- an eye-catching blonde in a Domino’s outfit. She shoots Reggie a smile, soothing the star immediately.
Pizza Girl: Hey handsome, got your pies ready here, hot and fresh.
Reggie: Hey… we didn’t order any pizzas?
The girl looks confused, taken aback.
Pizza Girl: Um… this is the right room? Says right here on the delivery notes, ‘Room 420, deliver to the Worldwide Connection’... can you tell me where that might be then?
Reggie: No no, that’s us but just…
Pizza Girl: Well, I’m already here, the pizza is already paid for. Must be a fan of you guys, I don’t blame them. Plus if you don’t take them they will just go to waste so…
She gives Reggie a smile, enough to convince him to sell his soul.
Reggie: Yeah you’re right, must be a gift or some fan appreciation.
Pizza Girl: I think so. After all, you guys are stars, right?
Reggie: Sure are, tag-team superstars.
Pizza Girl: Then you deserve these pies. Plus, what’s a little cheat eating now and then.
Another smile, as she starts to pass three boxes towards the wrestler. Without a thought, Reggie accepts and just watches as the girl gives him a little finger wave goodbye and takes off. He watches her until she is out of sight, let’s out a sigh of approval and returns to the team.
Reggie: Guess our fans want more than our autographs, they also want to feed us! Dig in boys!
The trio of Reggie, Akoni, and DeMarcus start to grab slice after slice of the hot ‘za, stuffing it into their faces. As more slices are eaten, some words appear beneath in ink.
Akoni: What is this? An invite for round two? Heh heh...
Akoni starts to pull the slices away to reveal the words beneath.
Akoni: What the hell is this?
Reggie: ‘Fill your tum-tums, pray for your bum-bums’... what does that even… *eugh*
The rumble of guts is loud enough to silence the room, as Reggie's expression immediately jumps to one of concern. A moment later DeMarcus is rumbling the same way, and shortly after Akoni grabs his belly too.
Akoni: Who the hell sent us-
More rumbling, almost in unison between the group now.
Reggie: I think I’m gonna shiiiii-
Without finishing his sentence, Reggie jumps up and runs for the closest washroom, a single-occupancy unit. DeMarcus and Akoni look to one another, an unspoken dialogue occurs and both jump up running from the room too, their loud rumbling stomachs heard only slightly louder than the sound of their own flatulence.
Cut back to the arena.
Match-up #2
The Dark Stars vs "Feral Messiah" Dread Wolf & "The Rabid Hound" Sebastian Grey
Alejandro Martin: Ladies and gentlemen, our second match of the night, introducing first... Hailing from the Dark Side of the Stars, weighing at a combined weight of 450 pounds, they are the future of the wrestling business Niko and Kono, THE DARK STARS!!!
"Sixes and Sevens" by Annihilator plays and the tron shows spinning graphic images that turn into the Dark Stars, Niko and Kono, who appear with their valet/wives Terminatrix and Commandrix. They stalk their way to ringside through lasers shooting up in the air slowly with ominous looks of murder on their faces and eyes. Niko holds the ropes down to allow Terminatrix and Commadrix into the ring as Kono somersaults into the ring and jumps onto the top turnbuckle as Kono shoots his futuristic-looking lance up as Niko shoots his futuristic style dagger up and they both roar and bellow as Kono Backflips and lands in a fighting crouch as Niko sheathes his dagger and all four pose intimidating and remove their futuristic gladiator-style armor and go to their corner still glaring ominously at their opponents.
David West: This team has been doing pretty well for themselves as they continue to stalk the tag team division.
Nikita Petrov: I agree these two guys need real leadership and real guidance maybe Cullen should look into them a little closer.
Terry Sanders: I don't believe they need anyone as they run with the Dark Novas.
Alejandro Martin: ...And their opponent's for this tag-team match introducing first... introducing first... Hailing from Joshua Tree, California, weighing in at 230 pounds of fury, and standing 6' even. He is the hunter and we are his prey, the "Feral Messiah" Dread Wolf!!!
Today... upon this hill... I'm counting all the killers...
They sway... as they swarm...
A look of gluttons in their eyes, they mutter as the body loses warmth...
The arena is bathed in dim red lights as "Solway Firth" begins and the sinister masked figure of Dread Wolf appears, slowly surveying the crowd.
They pick your bones like locks inside a tomb...
And take great care to not take care of...
YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!
As drums and guitars crash in, Dread Wolf charges to the ring, sliding in and then rising to his knees, tearing off his mask.
HERE'S AN UNEXPLAINABLE ONE!!!
Terry Sanders: Now here's a dangerous man and probably extremely dangerous tonight as he doesn't like being stuck with a partner.
David West: To be honest, Terry, I don't think he likes much of anything.
Nikita Petrov: My kinda guy.
Alejandro Martin: ...And his tag-team partner for this match introducing next... Hailing from Tasmania, Australia. Weighing in at a pounding 201 pounds and standing at 6'2". He is "The Beast From Down-under, "The Rabid Hound" Sebastian Grey!!!
...You hear "Rat in a Cage" by Smashing Pumpkins blasting throughout the building as the lights go out. Several spotlights start moving around the arena as the settle in on an object high above the ring. As it starts lowering towards the ring you can see it's a cage with what appears to be "The Rabid Hound" Sebastian Grey in it. When it reaches about 5 feet above the ring the cage door opens and Sebastian Grey leaps down into the ring landing on his feet. As he stands there he lets out a mighty howl as he waits for the match to start.
David West: Now, here is a "Rabid Hound" for you, and someone who is perfect to team up with the "Feral Messiah".
Nikita Petrov: This team may have what it takes to be members of DHI, actually both teams may have what it takes we will see.
Terry Sanders: Too bad they are PSW.
As Alejandro Martin exits the ring Referee Emilie Rose signals for the bell...
DING... DING...
Sebastian Grey starts the match off for his team as Niko starts for his team, they both circle each other. Sebastian moves in for a double leg take down slamming Niko to the mat. Niko scrambles to get back to his feet as Sebastian follows him hitting several strikes to the midsection. Niko tries to block them but just isn't fast enough.
Terry Sanders: Grey, is on him like a starving dog on a meat bone.
David West: Yeah and he's devouring it.
Niko continues to try and fight back as Sebastian moves forward pounding on him with kicks and punches. Niko manages to counter nailing a reverse spin kick sending Sebastian through the ropes and to the floor. Kono quickly runs over nailing Sebastian with a knee to the side of the head as referee Emilie Rose is dealing with Niko and Dread Wolf on the inside.
Nikita Petrov: Appears that the experience of The Dark Stars is paying off here.
Terry Sanders: Of course the old distract and attack method.
David West: just a cheap shot and cowards move, something DHI would do.
Sebastian makes his way back into the ring and is met with a knee to the back of the head by Niko who quickly follows up with another and another before tagging in Kono. Kono sprints towards Sebastian jumping high up into the air as he lunges forward delivering a double knee to the back of Sebastian. Dread Wolf stands on the apron with a look of disgust that he's stuck with this guy.
Terry Sanders: The Dark Stars have taken control of the match and really working over "The Rabid Hound".
David West: Yeah it seems as if it's going to be a handicap match as Dread isn't even trying to tag in.
Nikita Petrov: Why should he, he's a singles wrestler, not a tag competitor besides he got stuck with this guy.
Kono continues to attack the back of Sebastian making a quick tag out allowing Niko back in who climbs to the top rope who leaps off dropping a huge leg across the back of the neck and upper back of Sebastian. Kono drags Sebastian up as Sebastian in severe pain tries to fight back but gets nailed with a huge European uppercut before getting dropped with a double team reverse DDT.
Terry Sanders: The Dark Stars are sending a message here tonight to the whole tag team division and not just these two men.
Nikita Petrov: I would say the whole XHF Network as well.
David West: I would say they are getting the message loud and clear.
Sebastian lays there as Kono and Niko walk around the ring shouting at the fans, Sebastian slowly makes his way to his corner just as he reaches Dread Wolf for the tag Dread Wolf drops down refusing the tag. Sebastian stares at him with a look of anger and shock as Niko nails him once again with a knee to the back of the head. Dread Wolf walks away heading up the ramp and out of the arena leaving Sebastian all alone.
Terry Sanders: What the hell the "Feral Messiah" just walked out on the match and his partner.
Nikita Petrov: Told you this gut isn't made for team competition he's a loner.
David West: What a coward, now that's someone who would be a part of Cullen's group.
Niko Continues to attack the neck of Sebastian as he delivers a massive Spiked Piledriver as he goes for the pin referee Emilie Rose moves in for the count...
One...
Two...
Three...
Referee Emilie Rose signals for the bell as she raises the hands of Kono and Niko, The Dark Stars.
David West: What a match these two dominated pretty much from the start.
Terry Sanders: Would have been better of "The Rabid Hound" would have had a partner.
Nikita Petrov: The Dark Stars have a bright future ahead of them and hopefully as part of DHI.
Terry Sanders: Well, let's go to Alejandro Martin for the official word.
Alejandro Martin: Ladies and Gentleman your winners of this match The Dark Stars!!!
We cut to a backstage promo area, where it looks like one of PSW’s resident tag team the Dark Novas are getting ready to conduct an interview with Gill Snider. Both girls are sat across from the interviewer, making sure they have their microphones on and ready to go. Gill fixes himself and looks to the cameraman, who starts counting them down… three, two, one.
Gill Snider: Hello ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us tonight on Phantom Star Wrestling! Right now I am joined by one of the company's original superstar teams, the Dark Novas! Terminatrix, Commandrix, thank you both for joining me. Before we get going I-
Gill’s words are cut short by the loud cheering and exciting sounds of a fan approaching, a larger man in a floral-patterned shirt and shorts. He skips over the trio who are mid-interview, seemingly unaware of his obstruction.
Man: Oh my GOD it’s the Dark Novas! I love you girls so so much! And I just looooove your gimmick, superstars from the future here to kick ass! The Dark Stars are fine, but the Novas...wow!
Gill Snider: Excuse me sir, but we are in the middle-
Man: Oh! Sorry, I didn’t realize what this was, I’m such a goof! I was coming to find these girls tonight anyway, call it my ‘Intergalactic Mission’ and now here they are!
The man squeals in excitement, much to the bemusement of everyone else.
Gill Snider: Sir, I am going to have to ask you-
Man: No sweat Gill, love you too by the way, but I was hoping to leave something sweet for the girls by the locker room and now… well, I get to hand-deliver it instead! I stayed up all night baking these with my Momma at home, it’s her secret recipe!
The man pulls a bag into the shot and slowly unpacks it pulling two separate cardboard boxes.
Man: Don’t worry, it ain’t anthrax or nothing. Just my Mama's secret recipe for her banana creme pecan pie! And believe me, it’s ten times as devious as it sounds!
He hands a box to each girl, with pies inside. Commandrix opens hers for a glance inside and seems content with what she sees.
Gill Snider: They smell delicious, but Sir we are in the process of-
Man: Got it, Gill, reading you loud and clear. Ladies, it has been a dream come true! I hope you like Mama's cooking, the taste really pops in your sense!
The man gives the girls another wave, they look back at him unphased and he turns to skip away. Composing themselves, Gill tries to get back on track.
Gill Snider: *ahem* Gotta love spending time with the fans! Now, as we were about to discuss earlier… what’s that sound?
Gill looks to the two ladies, who are also now becoming aware of a sound. A ticking, like an alarm clock about to go off.
Gill Snider: Is… are your gifts ticking?
Confused, both the Dark Nova’s pop open the top to inspect the pies, and as predictable as it gets… they explode, right into their faces, showering them with a banana cream pie! Shrieks and cries come from the startled stars, who jump up to start cleaning off their faces. Gill simply sits back in his chair, accepting his interview is a bust. One of the boxes falls to the floor, and we get a close-up shot of the message that was written underneath the pie…
"I swear, that happens to all guys".
The camera fades to black as the crowd can be heard bursting out laughing...
Terry Sander: Wow, what is going on here tonight?
David West: Appears all of the freaks are out tonight.
Nikita Petrov: Don't blame me, these aren't my type of people.
Match #3: Fatal Four Way Ladder Match
"The Superhero Supernova" Space Oddity vs "The Tyrant" Bellatrix Taylor vs Lucas Swann vs "The White Star" Alexia
Alejandro Martin: Ladies and gentlemen, our next match of the night is a Four-way ladder match four a mystery contract, introducing first... Hailing from unknown origins, weighing in at a gravity-defying weight of 200 pounds and standing at 5'10". He is the star of stars, "The Superhero Supernova" Space oddity!!!
An abridged version of Powerman 5000's "Space Oddity" cover hits and a sci-fi light show plays across the stage as smoke fills the entranceway. As the music ramps up in intensity, Space Oddity walks out through the curtain and takes a knee, head down - waiting for the lyrics to kick in. As they do, he springs up and runs the aisle to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope and then running up to the top of one of the turnbuckles as stars are projected down into the ring and across the crowd. The music fades out and the lights come back up, as Oddity jumps down into his corner.
Terry Sanders: Here is the man who has been on a roller coaster of sorts since day one here in PSW.
David West: That might be so but his future is written in the stars and he is still burning bright.
Terry Sanders: I agree, David.
Alejandro Martin: ...And his opponent for this match... Hailing from Dunedin, New Zealand, weighing in at 121 pounds, and standing at 5'4". She is a dominant force in wrestling as she calls herself "The Tyrant", she is Bellatrix Taylor!!!
Steel bars slowly lower down in front of the black curtains. "I Am The Tyrant" by FROZEN CROWN bursts into the arena as a brunette known as Bellatrix Taylor appears behind the bars and begin shaking them. Looking unamused at this she steps back, jumps forward and punches the bars down. Looking more satisfied at herself Bellatrix makes her way down to the ring, gets on the apron facing the hard camera and yells out "TYRANT!" before entering the ring, via seductively bending over the middle rope, and punching her right hand into the air.
Nikita Petrov: Now this is who I see as a champion in this company and in this business.
David West: So do we, "The Tyrant" is an extreme athlete and competitor no matter where she is.
Terry Sanders: Absolutely!
Alejandro Martin: ...And their opponent for this match... Hailing from Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada. Weighing in at 227 pounds and standing at 6-foot even. He is formerly known as AWF's Zakk Sawyer, he is Lucas Swann!!!
We hear “Hello World” hit as the lights go down and turn a deep shade of blue. Shortly after the intro to the song, we hear the chorus.
“Hello, World!"
I heard ya been lookin’ for me
I heard ya been waitin’ on me
Well I’m here and I’m here to stay
"Hello World!"
Sometimes your love turns to ugly
Well, this world, it ain’t gotta love me
So it’s cool ‘cause I’ll be okay”
We then see Lucas Swann come out as the lights flash blue and yellow. He looks out at the crowd, who are divided. One half cheering for him, the other half booing him. He then looks straight at the ring and proceeds down to the ring, very methodically. When he reaches the ring, he climbs the ring apron, wiping his feet on the apron and stepping through the ropes. He then gets into his corner, removes his jacket and shades and awaits his for the bell.
Terry Sanders: Lucas Swann, a man on a mission, he is here for one thing and that's that contract hanging above the ring.
David West: He maybe after one more thing, a victory.
Nikita Petrov: I think he's hoping that contract is for DHI, that's what he wants.
Alejandro Martin: ...And their opponent for this match... Hailing from Camden, England. Weighing in at a firm, fit 144 pounds and standing at a vivacious 5'5". She is a take no names, beat 'em up, type of bitch, she is "The White Star" Alexia!!!
With the start to Bring Me The Horizon's "Sugar Honey Iced & Tea" brings the lights to a mixture of red and white colors.
'Cause it's got my head running 24/7
I don't know if I can figure it out
It's all messed up, only one thing I know for sure
We're so full of
That's when Alexia enters the arena and already asserts her dominance with the stance she performs on the stage.
Sugar, honey, ice, and tea
Sugar, honey, ice, and tea
Everybody's full of sugar, honey, ice, and tea
Sugar, honey, ice, and tea
Alexia makes her way to the ring with a purpose, not looking back at the fans as she enters the ring and waiting for the match to start.
David West: "The White Star" a dark horse in this match, Terry.
Terry Sanders: As always she's always a threat and a mystery as what she will do inside that ring.
Nikita Petrov: This match has no rules except to win you have to grab the contract at the top of the ladder, we will see just what she is made of.
Terry Sanders: We will as we always do along with everyone else.
As Alejandro Martin exits the ring Referee Emilie Rose signals for the bell...
DING... DING...
Lucas Swann instantly goes on the attack charging Space Oddity, as Alexia nail's Lucas with a leg sweep causing him to crash face-first into the mat. "The Tyrant" stands back watching for a moment as she allows them to waste energy. Alexia continues her attack as she jumps on top of Lucas hitting him with lefts and rights as Space Oddity joins in kicking Lucas in the midsection before turning his attention on Alexia nailing her with a spinning roundhouse.
Terry Sanders: Well that was a short-lived partnership.
David West: This match is every competitor for themselves and could possibly have major implications for the winner.
Nikita Petrov: Or it could be the winners worse nightmare, depending on who wrote up the contract.
Terry Sanders: That's right we don't know which one of the owners created that contract.
As Alexia falls Space Oddity begins stomping on the knee of Lucas before Lucas can slide out under the bottom rope. "The Tyrant" rushes over nailing Lucas as his feet hit the floor, knocking him into the steel steps. Space Oddity runs over to the opposite side of the ring jumping out as he scrambles for the nearest ladder. Alexia still laying in the ring holding her head as she tries to shake the cobwebs from that kick.
David West: looks like Space Oddity doesn't want to play much longer he's going for the ladder.
Terry Sanders: Well that is the object of the match, David.
Nikita Petrov: It's a smart move, plus it can be used as a weapon.
Alexia slowly works her way to her feet as Space Oddity finds a ladder she runs hitting the ropes as she gains speed running towards Space Oddity as she attempts a suicide dive but is met with a high knee to the face by Space Oddity. He leaves her lying there as he grabs the ladder tossing it in the ring sliding in after it. "The Tyrant" and Lucas continue to battle it out on the other side of the ring ramming each other into the ring barriers.
David West: These four are tearing each other apart.
Nikita Petrov: They better if they want to make it in this business.
Terry Sanders: But is the prize going to be worth it?
"The Tyrant" rakes the eyes of Lucas forcing him to release the chokehold as she staggers over to the ring sliding into it. Space Oddity still setting up the ladder trying to center it underneath the contract as Alexia still out on the outside. Space Oddity begins to climb up the ladder as the fans go crazy but "The Tyrant" runs over drop-kicking the ladder knocking it over sending Space oddity all the way out to the floor.
David West: Now that's got to hurt, it's at least a 15-foot fall to the concrete.
Terry Sanders: At least and he's not moving, we may need medics out here.
Nikita Petrov: We have movement from Lucas and "The White Star" now.
Both Lucas and Alexia are now inside the ring trading lefts and rights as "The Tyrant" joins in trading rights and lefts with both of them. The fans can be heard cheering their favorites as all throughout the arena. Referee Emilie Rose watches as the three competitors trade blows Space Oddity still out motionless on the outside.
David West: What the HELL is this?
Two thugs in hoodies come rushing the ring from out of the crowd nailing Lucas and Alexia from behind they deliver massive slams to them followed up with a double team powerbomb to both competitors as "The Tyrant" frantically grabs the ladder setting it up as she begins to climb it the two thugs leave Alexia and Lucas laying as they exit the ring jumping back into the crowd disappearing.
David West: What was that? These two again.
Terry Sanders: This is getting really old someones got to do something about these two.
Nikita Petrov: Maybe they work for the boss? You, ever think about that?
Space Oddity is still motionless on the outside and now Lucas and Alexia are down and out in the ring as "The Tyrant" climbs the ladder grabbing the contract. The crowd reacts with mixed reactions as referee Emilie Rose signals for the bell... "The Tyrant" Bellatrix Taylor sits on top of the ladder holding the contract in hand as she enjoys her win.
David West: Well, she has done it, and soon we will find out what that contract holds.
Nikita Petrov: Better yet I want to know who the thugs were and why they helped her win?
Terry Sanders: I don't know, but I'm sure The Cosmo Kid will deal with the situation and other than that Bellatrix earned the win. let's head to Alejandro Martin for the official word.
Alejandro Martin: Ladies and Gentleman your winner of this match and the secret contract "The Tyrant" Bellatrix Taylor!!!
Match #4
"The Villain" Liam Bradley vs Rey Noche
Alejandro Martin: Ladies and Gentleman our next match of the night is set for one fall... Hailing from Nottingham, England, weighing in at 170 pounds and standing 5'7". He is "The Villain" Liam Bradley!!!
The sounds of Avenged Sevenfold's "Nightmare" begins to play out through the PA System as the lights flow through the arena before shining down onto the stage.
NIGHTMARE!
And standing at the stage is Liam Bradley. Sporting the black fur coat, the plague doctor mask and holding his signature black umbrella, as he slowly turns to show off his clothing attire for everyone to see. He points his umbrella out to the crowd before making his way down the ramp.
DRAGGED YA DOWN BELOW
DOWN TO THE DEVIL'S SHOW
TO BE HIS GUEST FOREVER
PEACE OF MIND IS LESS THAN EVER
He makes his way to ringside and climbs up the steel steps, walking along the apron before brushing his feet on it and then entering the ring. He raises his umbrella up high for everyone to see and then takes off the mask from his face. He heads into his corner and places his umbrella and mask on the ring mat, before turning and waiting for his opponent.
Terry Sanders: This guy made one hell of a debut at Bronx Battle Mayhem and has been making cosmic waves ever since.
David West: He will do major things here in PSW, Terry.
Nikita Petrov: He sure will for Cullen and DHI.
Alejandro Martin: And his opponent for this match...Hailing from Quetzaltenango, Guatemala, weighing in at 185 pounds and standing at a mere 5'7". He is Rey Noche!!!
The lights dim as alone spotlight appears on the stage, in a cloud of fog Rey Noche appears. He points to the heavens gives a sign of the cross, and runs to ring sliding under the bottom rope.
Terry Sanders: Rey Noche has been a rather tough competitor since showing up here in PSW.
David West: He sure has and tonight he will be tested as well.
Nikita Petrov: I look forward to this match.
As Alejandro Martin exits the ring Referee Emilie Rose signals for the bell...
DING... DING...
As the bell sounds to start the match, Liam Bradley crosses the ring with haste and begins laying into Rey Noche with lefts and rights. Rey drops to his knees, hitting a low blow. He pulls Liam down with a double leg take down, doing a flip while holding the legs to get into a pinfall position right off the bat as referee Emilie Rose moves in.
One...
Two...
Terry Sanders: Liam Bradley kicks out!
Both quickly get to their feet and into a collar-elbow tie-up that lasts only a few seconds before Liam whips Rey Noche into the ropes. Liam takes off running after him and hits a shotgun dropkick that sends Rey Noche over the ropes and to the concrete floor!
David West: What a drop Kick by Noche.
Nikita Petrov: That was a stiff kick sent him straight to the floor.
Liam Bradley slips under the bottom rope, grabs Rey Noche, and whips him into the ring steps, destroying them. Liam runs at him, aiming a punt kick at Rey’s head, but Rey dodges. Liam kicks the bottom ring step with a resounding clang. He hops on one foot while holding his other foot in pain. Rey lashes out with a sweeping kick to take out the leg that Liam is standing on to send him face-first into the ring apron.
Terry Sanders: This match has turned violent within minutes.
David West: What would you expect from two very aggressive wrestlers.
Rey Noche stands up, jumps up to the ring apron, and springboards off of it to hit a senton on the outside of the ring.
Nikita Petrov: I would say extremely aggressive.
Far from counting out both wrestlers, referee Emilie Rose has rolled out of the ring and is watching the action from ringside. Rey gets Liam up into a side headlock. He hops up into the air but comes back down. He hops back up into the air again, completing a backward flip to complete an Asai DDT on the concrete floor!
David West: I think Noche may be trying to Kill "The Villain".
Nikita Petrov: I like his thinking.
Rey Noche stands up, pulling Liam up, and whips him into the security railing. Rey comes at him, but is drilled by a punch from the crowd! Rey staggers backward so that Liam can kick him in the groin and hurl him against the disassembled ring steps again. Liam reaches into his tights, turns, and hands the offending fan a five-dollar bill.
Terry Sanders: What a cheat, "The Villain" paying fans to do his dirty work.
Nikita Petrov: You do what it takes to win, no mercy at all cost. Cullen will approve of his methods.
David West: But the owner and boss The Cosmo Kid won't.
He grabs Rey by the head and puts where his mouth is on the bottom step. He grabs the ring apron, does a quick handstand, and comes down with his knees to hit the ring step as Rey Noche moves out of the way! Liam Bradley flops onto the floor like a fish out of the water as he grabs at his knee from the failed mega curb stomp.
Terry Sanders: Noche is lucky he moved there or he would have been done for.
David West: Better believe it, Terry.
Rey waits for Liam to rise up and hits a sidekick that sends Liam backward to the ropes. Rey keeps back this time instead of going on the offensive, keeping away from the crowd. Liam slides along the ring railing until he gets to the aisle heading to the back. Rey begins to follow Liam this time as Liam backs his way onto the entrance stage.
David West: Apparently referee Emilie Rose is letting this match be falls count anywhere or no count-out because these two have been out longer than a ten count.
Nikita Petrov: It's her call.
Instead of telling both men to head back to the ring, the ref follows along. At the entrance stage, Liam Bradley grabs a microphone with a grin.
Bradley: Why am I the Villain, Noche?
Rey just shakes his head and shrugs as the fans both boo and cheer.
Bradley: Because I don’t play fair! Come out!
Four thugs come out from backstage and join Liam Bradley at his side.
Bradley: You could give up now and save yourself a beating, Noche.
The thugs begin to circle around Rey Noche. He tries to keep them all and Liam in his field of vision, looking side to side to see which of them will make the first move. The ref just keeps watching the action, not telling the thugs to leave the area.
Bradley: You give up?
Rey Noche shakes his head “no”. Liam just shrugs with a laugh.
Bradley: I did warn you. Get him!
As the thugs close in, Rey Noche flings a back elbow to knock one thug upside the head to knock him from the ramp. He turns and sidekicks a second thug off of the other side of the ramp. He rushes a third with a spear, lifting him up, and slamming him down like a powerbomb, and turns to face the fourth thug. The fourth thug looks pale with fright, pulling a knife.
Terry Sanders: This match has gone too far get security out there, these thugs are pulling weapons.
David West: Why hasn't the referee called the match or called for security?
Nikita Petrov: I will tell you why I was just told before the match Ryan Cullen changed this match to a No Dq.
A knife that he drops as soon as he sees Rey Noche running for him and hitting a shotgun dropkick that sends the thug flying off of the platform. Rey Noche turns around to find Liam with a microphone being busted on his head. Liam pulls Rey up into a backbreaker position and then chucks him off into a knee lift! He goes for the cover on the entrance stage referee Emilie Rose gets into a position to count the pinfall!
One...
Two...
Three...
Terry Sanders: It's over "The Villain" has stolen this match and it only took him and four others to do it.
Nikita Petrov: Hey, he did what he had to and it was all legal.
David West: Whatever, keep telling yourself that sooner or later The Cosmo Kid will get rid of DHI from this company.
Terry Sanders: Okay everyone let's go to the ring and Alejandro Martin for the official word.
Alejandro Martin: Ladies and Gentleman your winner of this match "The Villain" Liam Bradley!!!
Main Event
"The Perpetual One" Matt Simpson vs Carlos "The Cleaver" Sanchez
Alejandro Martin: Ladies and Gentleman our next match is our PSW MAIN EVENT match introducing first...Hailing from Springfield, Kentucky. Weighing in at a feathery 168 pounds and standing at 5' 6". He is a dreamer of stars, he is "The Perpetual One" Matt Simpson!!!
The music plays as Simpson comes out from the back. He moves slowly to the melancholic tune. Making his way into the ring.
Terry Sanders: "The Perpetual One" has come a long way since day one here in PSW.
David West: I would say so he has gone from opener to the main event.
Nikita Petrov: Well tonight he may be going to the local morgue.
Alejandro Martin: ...And his opponent for this MAIN EVENT match... Hailing from Campeche Mexico, weighing in at 244 pounds and standing at 6' even. He is the man known as "The Cleaver" Carlos Sanchez!!!
"Historical Fact" hits and "The Cleaver" glides to the ramp way, he moves like a cat, and strides to the ring with purpose, shaking his head at the fans with contempt, he slides under the bottom rope, and circles the ring then stretches on the ropes as he awaits the beginning of the match.
Nikita Petrov: Here is a man worth watching "The Cleaver".
David West: I would have to agree with that.
Terry Sanders: This match should be one to remember.
Referee Emilie Rose signals for the bell...
DING... DING...
Cleaver takes the attack straight to Simpson hitting a devastating clothesline following up with several stomps to the gut as Simpson lays on the ground. Cleaver showing no mercy as he mounts Simpson delivering stiff forearms and elbow strikes across the face of Simpson.
David West: Sanchez, isn't holding anything back tonight.
Terry Sanders: He sure isn't this appears to be a whole nother side of him.
Nikita Petrov: Yeah, one that Cullen will enjoy.
Cleaver continues to beat on Simpson relentlessly busting open the eye and mouth of Simpson, as blood flows freely. Referee Emilie Rose tries to step in and check on Simpson but Cleaver continues to beat on his opponent. Referee Emilie Rose begins a five-count.
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
David West: Finally Sanchez has backed away from "The Perpetual One".
Terry Sanders: He almost got himself disqualified.
Cleaver goes right back on the attack nailing a running knee to the face of Simpson, the fans scream and boo at Cleaver as Simpson's head bounces off the turnbuckle. Cleaver grabs the head of Simpson pulling him up as he sets him up for a Spinning Falcon Arrow. Simpson tries to block it but just doesn't have the energy and gets planted with it.
David West: "FALCON ARROW", "FALCON ARROW".
Cleaver looks around for a moment instead of going for the pin he makes a cutting motion across his throat and climbs the ropes to the top as he shouts something at Simpson in Spanish before unleashing a 450 Splash on his opponent.
Nikita Petrov: What a move from this killer.
David West: He sure has shown a new side of himself tonight.
Terry Sanders: "The Perpetual One" hasn't even had a chance.
Cleaver hooks the legs as referee Emilie Rose moves in for the count...
One...
Two...
Three...
Terry Sanders: Thank God it's over, let's get medics out here to help Matt Simpson.
David West: "The Cleaver" isn't even waiting around he's already heading up the rampway.
Nikita Petrov: Why should he hang around he did what he needed to.
Terry Sanders: well anyways let's go to Alejandro Martin for the official word.
Alejandro Martin: Ladies and Gentleman your winner of the Main event match Carlos "The Cleaver Sanchez!!!
Following the main event’s conclusion, the two stars begin to make their way to the back and fans start to prepare to leave the arena when suddenly music starts blasting from the PA system and a duo walk out on stage.
David West: Who’s is this Terry? I don’t recognize the music.
Terry Sanders: Me neither David, but I guess we will find out who these folks are!
The camera zooms in to show a man in a floral-patterned shirt, matching shorts. He is wearing a pair of dark aviators to cover his eyes. Next to him is a ravishing blonde-haired lady, wearing a tight black dress, short to her thighs and sky-high stilettos. They take in the surrounding fans and steps aside to let ‘The Cleaver’ walk past them to the back. The duo starts to walk to the ring, the woman climbing the steps to enter while the man circles the ring to grab a microphone from the announcer's hand.
Terry Sanders: Not too sure who these two are, but security isn’t attacking them… means they must be new signings for PSW.
The man slides into the ring, and signals for his music to be cut.
Man: I never thought I’d be back in this hellhole of a city again, but here I am. Montreal, famous for Bret Hart, strippers and the best damn blow this side of the border… I fucking love you French bastards!
The crowd cheers, happy with the weird remarks.
Man: Myself and my partner have been watching silently from the sides, taking our time to show ourselves. We have tried valiantly to make friends here before our key introductions, stopping by to see the Convicted at the last Galaxy Wars…
We cut to a scene at Bronx Battle Mayhem, showing the Convicted discovering their locker room turned upside down and thrashed. Aaron looks around the room and slowly picks up a piece of paper, a soaking wet poster. He looks at it before dropping it, noticing that there are a lot more posters on the floor and furniture. Like, everywhere. Eric grabs one from a nearby wall and looks at it, before realizing it’s upside down.
Eric Chronister: ‘Cumming Soon’... oh don’t worry, whoever you two are, we’ll be ready. Ready to kick your asses!
He drops the poster and it sways softly to the floor. The camera pans into the image before the scene ends…
Eric Chronister: ‘Cumming Soon’... oh don’t worry, whoever you two are, we’ll be ready. Ready to kick your asses!
He drops the poster and it sways softly to the floor. The camera pans into the image before the scene ends…
Man: How rude, we just wanted to make the place feel like a home! And again tonight, people cursing us out without even knowing us! What gives!
We cut to the locker room of the Worldwide Connection, who all look visible sick right now. Washed out and weak looking, they all react the same way when they see the blonde woman in the ring-
Akoni: That’s her! That’s the bitch who gave us our pizzas!
Clearly enraged, we cut back to the ring.
Akoni: That’s her! That’s the bitch who gave us our pizzas!
Clearly enraged, we cut back to the ring.
Man: Feed a team and they just get real shitty, and shit all over your good deed. What shitty, shitty stoners.
The man passes the microphone to his partner, the ‘pizza girl’.
Woman: All we wanted to do was come bearing gifts, make some friends, maybe establish some partnerships. But now everyone is real, real mad at us. Boo-hoo! What can we do!
We cut to another clip showing the Dark Nova’s cleaning themselves off, still pulling banana cream pie from their hair and clothing. They both look to the camera and realizing their ‘gift’ came from the same floral man a furious Commandrix just kicks the camera out until we get a static feed.
Woman: My friend here stayed up all night long making those pies, and what do they do? Just too them on the floor, not even enjoying the sentiment. Some people, I tell yeah… but I guess the real question now is about us. And who exactly we are.
The man grabs the microphone back.
Man: We are hot. We are sexy! We are rockstars of the movie world, masters of the music world, commanders of passion and pleasure, champions of flesh and fluid, astronauts of your erotic spaces…
Woman: OK, I think they get the idea. What we are, is the new wave of talent in this stale federation. A fresh piece of fruit, sweet on the lips but a sting in the guts. We are here to rock this place to its very core. We are here to throw down and fuck up. We are here to kick ass and see who’s got the balls to stand up to us. And from where I’m standing, I’ve got bigger balls than half the guys on this roster.
Man: We don’t take names. We don’t plot revenge. We don’t worry about tomorrow. We fight today, we rule today. We are your next big thing, we are the climax this show has badly needed. We are…
The large screen shows up their logo, matching their name as their music starts to blast over the arena and fans become awash in pink and aqua lighting. The duo poses and stands for the attention of the cameras and fans as the show finally rolls to a close.