Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Dec 11, 2019 22:03:25 GMT -5
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-Begin Transmission-
*We see Heavy Metal Borg looking at the camera.*
: “Oh, I'll never kill myself to save my soul
I was gone, but how was I to know?
I didn't come this far to sink so low
I'm finally holding on to letting go
(I'll never kill myself to save my soul)
I'm finally holding on to letting go
(I didn't come this far to sink so low)
I'm finally holding on to letting go”
*As Heavy talks, we see images of him training with Mecha Gold-Bear IV. They’re practicing various tag team moves on a dummy. Assisted dives, combo strikes, the like. Evil Borg just watches on from the side and is jotting down notes. Back to the solo shot of Heavy Metal Borg.*
: “I'm just weathering a rough patch
Another villain with an itch to scratch
Denial is the darkest when you live in a hole
Why does the hell make you feel so cold?
Make a move and you pay for it
Pick a lord and you pray to it
You're so demanding when you want the truth
But your stories don't read for me”
*As Heavy talks, we then cut to see Heavy watching the promo of Randy Angel, looking more and more furious through a time lapse. We then cut to Heavy back in a ring, practicing attacks on the dummy, only, the dummy looks a little different. He smacks the dummy around. He tosses it around the ring with a few moves, then launches it out of the ring. It falls to the feet of the camera man and we see that a headshot of Randy Angel is stapled to the head of the dummy.*
: “Oh, I'll never kill myself to save my soul
I was gone, but how was I to know?
I didn't come this far to sink so low
I'm finally holding on to letting go
Indecision overload
Keep a buckle on the devil and your eyes on the road
Reaching out for the hand of God
But did you think you'd shake your own?
This killing field is all grown over
The mother*****r wants it wild
Go sow your oats in alphabetical order
The anti-antagonist is back in style
Myopic, cannot see straight
Dystopic, one sin too late
You gotta lie if you wanna believe
But your bibles don't work on me”
*As Heavymetal Borg continues to talk over the video, we see Evil Borg now standing behind Evil Borg, forcing him to work out in the gym. Evil gives maybe 10%, and Heavy smacks him in the back of the head. Heavy shows Evil a book, pointing angrily at it. Evil presumably rolls his eyes, but not sure because he can’t see them, then starts giving 25% to training. Heavy shakes his massive head. He then points to Mecha Gold-Bear IV and back at the book. Mecha Gold-Bear IV then hits a punching bag, sending it off the chain and hurtling across the room. Heavy gives a thumbs up the camera catches the title of the book “Heavy Metal’s Sure Fire Plan to Bring About …THE AFTERWARD!”*
: “Oh, I'll never kill myself to save my soul
I was gone, but how was I to know?
I didn't come this far to sink so low
I'm finally holding on to letting
Go
Did you think you could win? And fill me in?
Did you think you could do it again? I'm not your sin
I was all that you wanted and more, but you didn't want me
I was more than you thought I could be
So I'm setting you free, I'm setting you free
You've killed the saint in me
How dare you martyr me
You've killed the saint in me”
*After coming back to watch Heavy talk for a bit, we cut to Heavy watching Kris Quake’s promo. He just shrugs in confusion. We then cut to Heavy doing more training, but every few seconds, he looks off to the left. After a minute, he lifts the dummy and tosses it out of the ring, to the left, landing on Evil Borg, who’s just eating popcorn and watching TV with Whitey. Evil gives the “what?” body language and Heavy shakes in anger. We then cut to Evil back in the ring and Heavy demands more training. And more training! And yet more training! We time lapse to Evil being exhausted as Heavy continues to demand excellence!*
: “Oh, I'll never kill myself to save my soul
I was gone, but how was I to know?
I didn't come this far to sink so low
I'm finally holding on to letting go”
*Evil is passed out on the ring apron as Heavy continues to train with Mecha Gold-Bear IV. He stops to take a few deep breaths. He then grabs the dummy and grabs his book. He points at the book, then at the Randy dummy, telling Mecha Gold-Bear IV something with visible anger mannerisms. We then cut back to Heavy, looking into the camera.*
: “You've killed the saint in me
How dare you martyr me?
You've killed the saint in me
How dare you martyr me?”
*Evil Borg peaks in.*
: He uh… really hates alcoholics.
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-Begin Transmission-
*We see Heavy Metal Borg looking at the camera.*
: “Oh, I'll never kill myself to save my soulI was gone, but how was I to know?
I didn't come this far to sink so low
I'm finally holding on to letting go
(I'll never kill myself to save my soul)
I'm finally holding on to letting go
(I didn't come this far to sink so low)
I'm finally holding on to letting go”
*As Heavy talks, we see images of him training with Mecha Gold-Bear IV. They’re practicing various tag team moves on a dummy. Assisted dives, combo strikes, the like. Evil Borg just watches on from the side and is jotting down notes. Back to the solo shot of Heavy Metal Borg.*
: “I'm just weathering a rough patchAnother villain with an itch to scratch
Denial is the darkest when you live in a hole
Why does the hell make you feel so cold?
Make a move and you pay for it
Pick a lord and you pray to it
You're so demanding when you want the truth
But your stories don't read for me”
*As Heavy talks, we then cut to see Heavy watching the promo of Randy Angel, looking more and more furious through a time lapse. We then cut to Heavy back in a ring, practicing attacks on the dummy, only, the dummy looks a little different. He smacks the dummy around. He tosses it around the ring with a few moves, then launches it out of the ring. It falls to the feet of the camera man and we see that a headshot of Randy Angel is stapled to the head of the dummy.*
: “Oh, I'll never kill myself to save my soulI was gone, but how was I to know?
I didn't come this far to sink so low
I'm finally holding on to letting go
Indecision overload
Keep a buckle on the devil and your eyes on the road
Reaching out for the hand of God
But did you think you'd shake your own?
This killing field is all grown over
The mother*****r wants it wild
Go sow your oats in alphabetical order
The anti-antagonist is back in style
Myopic, cannot see straight
Dystopic, one sin too late
You gotta lie if you wanna believe
But your bibles don't work on me”
*As Heavymetal Borg continues to talk over the video, we see Evil Borg now standing behind Evil Borg, forcing him to work out in the gym. Evil gives maybe 10%, and Heavy smacks him in the back of the head. Heavy shows Evil a book, pointing angrily at it. Evil presumably rolls his eyes, but not sure because he can’t see them, then starts giving 25% to training. Heavy shakes his massive head. He then points to Mecha Gold-Bear IV and back at the book. Mecha Gold-Bear IV then hits a punching bag, sending it off the chain and hurtling across the room. Heavy gives a thumbs up the camera catches the title of the book “Heavy Metal’s Sure Fire Plan to Bring About …THE AFTERWARD!”*
: “Oh, I'll never kill myself to save my soulI was gone, but how was I to know?
I didn't come this far to sink so low
I'm finally holding on to letting
Go
Did you think you could win? And fill me in?
Did you think you could do it again? I'm not your sin
I was all that you wanted and more, but you didn't want me
I was more than you thought I could be
So I'm setting you free, I'm setting you free
You've killed the saint in me
How dare you martyr me
You've killed the saint in me”
*After coming back to watch Heavy talk for a bit, we cut to Heavy watching Kris Quake’s promo. He just shrugs in confusion. We then cut to Heavy doing more training, but every few seconds, he looks off to the left. After a minute, he lifts the dummy and tosses it out of the ring, to the left, landing on Evil Borg, who’s just eating popcorn and watching TV with Whitey. Evil gives the “what?” body language and Heavy shakes in anger. We then cut to Evil back in the ring and Heavy demands more training. And more training! And yet more training! We time lapse to Evil being exhausted as Heavy continues to demand excellence!*
: “Oh, I'll never kill myself to save my soulI was gone, but how was I to know?
I didn't come this far to sink so low
I'm finally holding on to letting go”
*Evil is passed out on the ring apron as Heavy continues to train with Mecha Gold-Bear IV. He stops to take a few deep breaths. He then grabs the dummy and grabs his book. He points at the book, then at the Randy dummy, telling Mecha Gold-Bear IV something with visible anger mannerisms. We then cut back to Heavy, looking into the camera.*
: “You've killed the saint in meHow dare you martyr me?
You've killed the saint in me
How dare you martyr me?”
*Evil Borg peaks in.*
: He uh… really hates alcoholics.-End Transmission-
