NEW YEAR'S EVE WINTER GAMES - RESULTS
Jan 1, 2020 0:47:55 GMT -5
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PROWDLY PRESENTS.....
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Lucha Xtreme Wrestling Presents
Live on the XTREME NETWORK & PPV
NEW YEAR'S EVE WINTER GAMES
December 31st 2019 - LXW Wrestle Plex Arena - Albuquerque, New Mexico
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::Ticket Information::
Tickets available at the venue box office, the official LXW website & ticketmaster
Ticket prices (in USD):
$60, $45, $30, $25, $20, $15
Prices do not include service charges or facility fees
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::Warning::
This live event contains stunts performed by professionals or
under the supervision of professionals and maybe unsuitable for younger viewers.
Accordingly LXW and it's producers must insist that no one attempt to
recreate or re-enact any stunt or activity performed in this live event.
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Friday Night Chaos - Staff
Commentators:
Hugo Santana & Jorge Cabrerra
Ring Announcer:
Melissa May
Time Keeper:
Pablo Castrajena
Referees:
Helga Kurgen, Enmascarado, & Javi Moncada
This live event contains stunts performed by professionals or
under the supervision of professionals and maybe unsuitable for younger viewers.
Accordingly LXW and it's producers must insist that no one attempt to
recreate or re-enact any stunt or activity performed in this live event.
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Friday Night Chaos - Staff
Commentators:
Hugo Santana & Jorge Cabrerra
Ring Announcer:
Melissa May
Time Keeper:
Pablo Castrajena
Referees:
Helga Kurgen, Enmascarado, & Javi Moncada
OPENING CONCERT
OPENING SEGMENT
As the opening concert ends, pyro shoots from the stage. "Welcome to the Jungle" continues as the camera pans through the crowd before stopping on the commentators.
Hugo Santana: “Laaaaaaadies and Gentlemen, and everyone watching us on the LXW NETWORK at home or on their mobile devises, it is my distinct honor to welcome all of you to NEW YEAR'S EVE WINTER GAMES 2019! Joining me at ringside tonight is Jorge Cabrerra!"
Jorge Cabrerra: “Wow, and what a main event we have here tonight. Champion verses Champion, in a ICE COFFIN-WINTER GAME MATCH. We will see a NEW YEAR'S EVE FEAST MATCH, for the Women's Championship, and a number one contender match for the LXW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP.”
Hugo Santana: “We’re guaranteed to see blood here tonight. We may even see Career’s ended.”
Jorge Cabrerra: “I’ve been waiting for weeks for tonight. Two title matches on the line tonight, who will retain, who will lose their titles? Let’s find out right now.”
Hugo Santana: “We’re kicking things off with a USSR VERSES USA match between two new comers VLADIMIR and AMERICAN MONSTER
, so let’s go to the ring where our opening match is about to begin!”.
OPENING MATCH
USSR VERSES USA
SINGLES MATCH
VLADIMIR VS. AMERICAN MONSTER
Match Start: As the two wrestlers face off, The American Monster takes a deep breath, and pokes his opponent in the chest, which Vladimir answers with a loud smack to the face. The Monster backs off for a moment, holding his jaw, but quickly turns around, locking up in the standard tie-up. The two struggle mightily, with the slightly larger Vlad winning out, shoving his opponent to the mat. The Monster rebounds to his feet, going for another tie-up, and once again being forcibly returned to the mat. Vlad shakes his head when the Monster comes at him for a third time, but this time, he does not go for the collar and elbow, but rather a quick go behind, tripping Vlad straight onto his face. The American Monster backs off quickly, with a sly smirk on his face. Vladimir does not appear to be quite as pleased, slapping the mat and charging in with a punch, as the Monster ducks into a backdrop suplex attempt. Vlad’s not so easily evaded, though, and locks in a side headlock.
Vlad locks in the side headlock, but is not able to hold it for long, as the Monster backs up against the ropes, using the momentum to shove his opponent off. Vlad shoots off of the hold, rebounding off, and smashes the Monster on the way back with a hard shoulder block. Vladimir follows up with a quick kick to the ribs, sending the Monster rolling out of the ring. Inside the ring, Vlad points at the
Monster, and prepares to execute a rebounding plancha, but is thwarted when A Masked Wrestler runs over, tossing the Monster back into the ring. Vladimir looks a bit peeved by the unwelcome interference, but just proceeds to shake his head, going back to the match. Vlad closes in on the Monster, but is caught unaware with a low altitude dropkick to the knee, which flips him head over heels. The American Monster quickly capitalizes on the move, going off the ropes, coming back with a Keiji Mutoh style elbow drop to his opponent’s throat. Both men roll to their feet in an instant, ending up in identical martial arts stances. They pause for a moment that seems to last for an eternity, until The American Monster makes the first move, striking out with a middle roundhouse kick, which is answered in similar fashion by Vladimir. The two repeatedly trade kicks, neither gaining an advantage.
Vlad starts to win the exchange, as the Monster begins to take longer and longer to answer after each kick, and slumps over, holding his ribs. Vladimir focuses one final kick to send The American Monster to the mat, striking out…but the Monster catches the kick in his arms, delivering a crisp dragon screw! The American Monster links the move directly into his standing half crab hold, the Tax Cut. Vlad is not about to tap out, but then again the Masked Wrestler decides to make his presence known by stepping up to the ring apron, taunting the Monster, and distracting the referee. The American Monster drops the hold, feinting a kick at A Masked Wrestler that sends him off the apron. Vlad is able to get to his feet in the confusion, charging at his opponent. The Monster, though, has a true veteran ring sense, catching Vlad, and hammer throwing him into the opposite ropes.
Vladimir’s in control of his movement, he’s springing into the ropes with a leap…springboard moonsault, he catches the Monster on the way down with a rear facelock, similar to Felix Santana Junior’s World of Pain...and linked it into his inverted swinging neckbreaker, the Red Revolution!
Vlad quickly covers for the pin….
ONE!....TWO!....The American Monster kicks out at two emphatically!
Match Midpoint: Vladimir’s not too troubled by the escape, and answers by locking in a triangle hold. The American Monster struggles within the submission, trying to get his legs off the mat, but is not able to do so. He lingers in the move for a period of time, the referee closing in to check. Vlad tries to shift within the applied triangle hold to cut off his opponent’s air supply more thoroughly, but this is just the break the Monster needs, and he reaches over with his opposite hand, making a wrist clutch, and not only escaping the submission, but cradling his opponent as well!
ONE!....
Vlad kicks out even before the two count! The Monster picks Vladimir off the mat, but is met with a backhand strike to the head. The American Monster steps back on the impact and then fires into his advancing opponent with some very nasty knife edge chops to the neck. Vlad is stunned momentarily by the barrage, but still somehow manages to respond with a series of chops to the chest. The American Monster takes the chops, gives a quick smirk to the crowd and retaliates with stunningly loud chops of his own, knocking Vlad down, and drawing the obligatory “Woooo” from the crowd. Vlad gets to his feet with a punch to the gut, and a knee strike to the ribs. The Monster is doubled over, but still manages to recover and returns with another round of chest chops, which have the double effect of knocking Vlad back and turning his chest to an even brighter shade of red. As his opponent closes in, Vladimir grabs him, and tosses The American Monster into the corner. Vlad sets the Monster up on the top rope, going for what appears to be a superplex, but instead gets countered…
The Monster countered the superplex attempt into what appeared to be a front facelock, but instead of delivering a DDT, he spun around into a grounded front facelock! The Monster locks in the front facelock on the ground, but not for long, rolling Vladimir over onto his back, turning him back over into another facelock, and repeating the process once again into a scissored front facelock. The American Monster locks the front facelock in, going for the win with the guillotine. Vlad has not been sufficiently worn down though, and stands up, turning the facelock into a nasty lifting powerbomb, with the resulting move dropping the Monster on his shoulders and neck. Vlad does not make the effort to go for a pin, instead repeatedly kicking The American Monster in the side of the head until the referee forces him to cease his vicious assault. The Monster stands up to one knee, but does not entirely make it up to his feet when Vladimir meets him with a beautifully executed turning roundhouse to the head, following with a lateral press…
ONE!....TWO!....It is close, but the Monster somehow kicks out, perhaps on instinct!
Vlad starts to show frustration for the first time in the match, arguing with the referee, until the Masked Wrestler steps up on the apron, and yells to him to get back to the match. Vlad takes the advice, and turns around, trying to pick his opponent up…but The American Monster has other ideas, shooting out with Inoki-style sliding kicks to the knee. The Soviet Superstar is forced to one knee, which evokes a look of glee on the Monster’s face, as he backs off, doing what can only be described as a fusion between Keiji Mutoh’s Cross Wizard Pose and his own Victory Pose. The American Monster then charges in, stepping off his opponent’s knee to deliver his Shining Capitol(Step-up Forward Flip Heel Kick), but is evaded when Vlad manages to duck, sending the Monster landing straight on his backside. Vlad quickly takes note of the situation, running at full speed off the opposite ropes, coming back, bouncing off the close ropes, and stepping off the recovering Monster’s knee to deliver his own Shining Wizard variant, the Capitalist Crusher! Vlad then picks his opponent off the mat in a double underhook position, lifting him vertical in what looks to be his spinning sit-down double arm facebuster, the Siberian Express. However, he, too is to be disappointed by a timely counter when the Monster dislodges his arms, latches his feet around Vladimir’s throat, and executes an ultra-rare Hurricanrana counter into a hooked leg pin…
ONE!....TWO!....Vlad kicks out at two and a half!
Match Ending: The Monster takes a moment to catch his breath, keeping an eye on his opponent as he ascends the turnbuckle. As Vlad reaches his feet, The American Monster dives off with what looks to be an enzuigiri, but is not, for Vladimir rolls out of the way at the last moment. The Monster lands on his feet, charging in with a Washington Lariat, but is stopped short with a swift spinning sidekick to the stomach by Vlad. Vladimir pulls his opponent in for what appears to be a powerbomb, but instead lets the Monster slide down, stepping over his arms, and delivering part one of the Iron Curtain II, a Styles Clash maneuver. Vlad keeps the Monster’s arms hooked with his legs, slowly bridging into a handstand, completing the move, and torturing his opponent, sending the referee into a prone position on the mat, checking for The American Monster to submit. As if that hold was not bad enough by itself, A Masked Wrestler reaches over the apron, and clasps Vlad’s elbows, making the already painful submission nearly unbearable.
The referee finally notices the Masked Wrestler’s interference and forcibly kicks him out of the ring with a boot to the face, in the process, disrupting Vlad’s hold. The Masked Wrestler immediately leaps to the apron, grasping the referee by the shirt collar, which prompts the official to gesture for his removal from the ringside. The Masked Wrestler has other ideas, though, shoving the ref, and climbing into the ring. At this moment, a coalition of LXW officials, dragging the unrepentant communist out with them. As this spectacle unfolds, the two competitors both reach their feet, each amused with the bizarre happenings. The Monster takes a breath, and laughs at the ejection, while Vlad simply shakes his head with a hint of a smile on his face, before turning back to the action at hand. The match quickly picks up pace at this point, with both men rested to an extent and ready to continue. The American Monster and Vladimir circle around each other, both sizing up their chances, and perhaps waiting for the other to make the first move.
Suddenly, Vlad lunges out at the Monster, trying to catch him off guard with a wakigatame, (Fujiwara Armbar) but is thwarted when The American Monster spins to the inside, unhooking his own arm, and catching his opponent in an overhead armbar. The Monster then slowly applies pressure on the move, forcing Vlad to lean back, and back, until his shoulders touch the mat…
ONE!....TWO!....Vladimir manages to kick out in a spectacular manner, bridging back into a handstand, and landing on his feet!
Vlad then surprises The American Monster by catching him in a standing arm wrench, twists the arm, and then repeatedly pulls the Monster into a series of knee lifts to the ribs. He continues this assault for a few more times to the shoulder, and then pulls The American Monster in for a vertical suplex…but the Monster is able to smoothly twist back, landing on his feet directly into a rear waistlock. Out of this, he hits a low angle German suplex, picking his opponent up, adjusting his grip, The American Monster then connects with a vicious Monsterial backdrop suplex, bridging back, applying a full nelson, he then completes the Monsterial Series with a Liberalizer! (Full nelson bulldog) The Monster appears a bit winded by his efforts, but then attempts to attack his opponent with another series of knife-edge chops upon recovery. However the various attacks to the arms have considerably weakened the Monster’s trademark strikes, and instead of being knocked back as before, Vladimir responds with a Cold Snap step-up enzuigiri out of nowhere! With both men down, the referee starts the tedious ten count…
ONE!....TWO!....Vlad shows signs of life…
FOUR!....FIVE!....The Monster slowly gets a leg up and under himself…
SIX!....SEVEN!....Vlad slaps the mat, and gets up to one knee…
EIGHT!....NINE!....Both competitors manage somehow to beat the ten count, and the match goes on!
The Monster’s going back to those chops, and Vladimir answers with a right hook and is unleashing some fierce elbows! Vladimir bounces off the ropes with a very fast spin wheel kick to the Monster’s jaw, and goes for the pin!
ONE!....TWO!....The American Monster kicks out, somehow, someway!
The crowd is firmly on their feet at this point, and the two competitors’ trade punches. The Monster starts to gain momentum, striking out with boxing style jabs, and then proceeds to knee his opponent in the gut repeatedly. Vlad is doubled over, and the Monster rebounds off the ropes, going for a vicious Partisan Kick…but Vlad’s not as stunned as he appears, and stands up, evading the kick at the last moment, flowing directly into a swift sweep kick, taking The American Monster down, and going for a folding pin…but the Monster then pulls him into an inside cradle…
ONE!....
Both men’s shoulders are touching the mat…
TWO!....THREE!
The referee calls for the bell, with a confused look on his face. Both Vlad and the Monster rise to their feet, initially claiming victory, until they look at the referee, who raises neither of their arms.
DING! DING! DING!
WINNER: Winner by Pinfal – MATCH IS A DRAW
POST-MATCH SEGMENT
Both competitors confront the ref, asking for the results, but the referee simply shakes his head. The ring announcer, even gets into the mix, asking what happened.
Hugo Santana: "I suppose nobody gets the win…this is quite the confusing scene."
Jorge Cabrerra: "You know, I would go on a rant saying that Vladimir should have won, but I agree, this is confusing! Someone needs to do something…"
Hugo Santana: "Oh no, I believe someone IS doing something…"
Sure enough, head referee, comes storming down the entrance way for the second time in the night, microphone in hand.
Javi Moncada (Head Ref): "What in the dickens happened here! No, I know what happened, precisely what happened! You fouled things up! You incompetent cretin, Mortimer, I have half a mind to ship you straight down to Fallout!"
Hugo Lugo (Ref): "I thought that the Monster had him with that small package, but his shoulders…"
Javi Moncada (Head Ref): "Small package, the only small package that I want to see is the one enclosing your contract permanently! You know damned well that a pay-per-view match of this caliber does not end on an inconsequential note like this did! You make a decision, restart the match, I don’t frankly care, as long as we have a winner! What you did was just plain bloody wrong! You fouled up not only USA, but also you fouled up USSR, you fouled up the fans’ enjoyment of a match with a clear winner, and worst of all, you fouled up the reputation of LXW’s referee staff, and in turn, MY reputation! And I will not stand for that. Have a nice career."
Jorge Cabrerra: "Woah! That, that, that, is what I call a tirade! Have a nice life Hugo!"
Jorge Cabrerra: "Even though the end of the match might not have been optimal, you can not argue that the two competitors did not have an excellent match, one that surely thrilled the fans, and in turn perhaps will be remembered for a long time to come, not just on the end, but on the contents as well."
Fade Out .
Both competitors confront the ref, asking for the results, but the referee simply shakes his head. The ring announcer, even gets into the mix, asking what happened.
Hugo Santana: "I suppose nobody gets the win…this is quite the confusing scene."
Jorge Cabrerra: "You know, I would go on a rant saying that Vladimir should have won, but I agree, this is confusing! Someone needs to do something…"
Hugo Santana: "Oh no, I believe someone IS doing something…"
Sure enough, head referee, comes storming down the entrance way for the second time in the night, microphone in hand.
Javi Moncada (Head Ref): "What in the dickens happened here! No, I know what happened, precisely what happened! You fouled things up! You incompetent cretin, Mortimer, I have half a mind to ship you straight down to Fallout!"
Hugo Lugo (Ref): "I thought that the Monster had him with that small package, but his shoulders…"
Javi Moncada (Head Ref): "Small package, the only small package that I want to see is the one enclosing your contract permanently! You know damned well that a pay-per-view match of this caliber does not end on an inconsequential note like this did! You make a decision, restart the match, I don’t frankly care, as long as we have a winner! What you did was just plain bloody wrong! You fouled up not only USA, but also you fouled up USSR, you fouled up the fans’ enjoyment of a match with a clear winner, and worst of all, you fouled up the reputation of LXW’s referee staff, and in turn, MY reputation! And I will not stand for that. Have a nice career."
Jorge Cabrerra: "Woah! That, that, that, is what I call a tirade! Have a nice life Hugo!"
Jorge Cabrerra: "Even though the end of the match might not have been optimal, you can not argue that the two competitors did not have an excellent match, one that surely thrilled the fans, and in turn perhaps will be remembered for a long time to come, not just on the end, but on the contents as well."
Fade Out .
LOWER CARD MATCH
NUMBER 1 CONTENDERSHIP FOR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
SKY WARRIORS VS EOD (END OF DAYS)
The music cuts, and everyone waits… but nothing happens. After about 30 seconds the crowd becomes restless, and Colt starts to look very concerned… and then suddenly the Luchatron flicks over to show a shot of the backstage, and a familiar face that makes Colt angry, and surprises the fans.
Cyborg Soldier: "Ah, there you are Colt old friend. You’re waiting for Ace, correct? I’m afraid to say that he won’t be able to participate tonight."
Colt shouts at the screen, and the crowd boos. Cyborg Soldier just laughs.
Cyborg Soldier: "No, no, you see Ace had it coming, and so do you. But don’t worry, Colt, I’m sure he wishes you luck… you’re going to need it."
The crowd is booing more heavily now; Colt has not noticed Damian and Apocalipsis silently slipping out of the ring behind him. Apocalipsis takes a chair from under the ring and holds it up level with Colt’s head; the crowd yells a warning, but Colt doesn’t hear it in time, and Damian dropkicks the chair straight into the back of Colt’s head, laying him out on the outside mats.
The crowd boos furiously as Damian and Apocalipsis systematically take Colt apart; Apocalipsis lifts Colt and slams him down next to the ring, as Damian gets on the apron and backflips off. Colt is already looking unable to defend himself properly as he struggles to get up, but this doesn’t stop the assault as Apocalipsis steps up a gear and delivers the Jonormous Slam. Damian follows it with his Final Chapter, and the referee can do nothing as the match hasn’t officially started…
Apocalipsis lifts Colt to put him into the ring, but Damian shakes his head, and points to the area underneath the ring. Apocalipsis drops Colt and comes to see what he wants; he smiles as he catches on, and then pulls out a table. The fans boo even louder, but this only seems to encourage EOD; together they set it up, lift Colt, and drive him through the table with a crash.
Colt does not move at all, and Apocalipsis at last lifts his limp form and rolls him into the ring. Damian slides in, and tells the referee to start the match; the referee obviously is far from happy with the situation, but he has no choice.
DING! DING! DING!
Damian circles his crushed opponent; he feigns nervousness, and then kicks Colt a couple of times, drawing even more heat from the crowd. He drops, and puts a hand on Colt for the pin, and the referee can only shake his head and count….
ONE!....TWO!....THREE!
DING! DING! DING!
WINNER: Winner by Pinfal and #1 contenders for the LXW tag team championship – END OF DAYS
The crowd makes its feelings crystal clear as the referee raises Damian’s hand; Apocalipsis enters the ring, and the two men hug after their “match” before exiting, and leaving the EMTs to attend to Colt. They’ve secured a shot at gold once again… but will they be able to get past the current champions to claim the prize?
NUMBER 1 CONTENDERSHIP FOR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
SKY WARRIORS VS EOD (END OF DAYS)
The music cuts, and everyone waits… but nothing happens. After about 30 seconds the crowd becomes restless, and Colt starts to look very concerned… and then suddenly the Luchatron flicks over to show a shot of the backstage, and a familiar face that makes Colt angry, and surprises the fans.
Cyborg Soldier: "Ah, there you are Colt old friend. You’re waiting for Ace, correct? I’m afraid to say that he won’t be able to participate tonight."
Colt shouts at the screen, and the crowd boos. Cyborg Soldier just laughs.
Cyborg Soldier: "No, no, you see Ace had it coming, and so do you. But don’t worry, Colt, I’m sure he wishes you luck… you’re going to need it."
The crowd is booing more heavily now; Colt has not noticed Damian and Apocalipsis silently slipping out of the ring behind him. Apocalipsis takes a chair from under the ring and holds it up level with Colt’s head; the crowd yells a warning, but Colt doesn’t hear it in time, and Damian dropkicks the chair straight into the back of Colt’s head, laying him out on the outside mats.
The crowd boos furiously as Damian and Apocalipsis systematically take Colt apart; Apocalipsis lifts Colt and slams him down next to the ring, as Damian gets on the apron and backflips off. Colt is already looking unable to defend himself properly as he struggles to get up, but this doesn’t stop the assault as Apocalipsis steps up a gear and delivers the Jonormous Slam. Damian follows it with his Final Chapter, and the referee can do nothing as the match hasn’t officially started…
Apocalipsis lifts Colt to put him into the ring, but Damian shakes his head, and points to the area underneath the ring. Apocalipsis drops Colt and comes to see what he wants; he smiles as he catches on, and then pulls out a table. The fans boo even louder, but this only seems to encourage EOD; together they set it up, lift Colt, and drive him through the table with a crash.
Colt does not move at all, and Apocalipsis at last lifts his limp form and rolls him into the ring. Damian slides in, and tells the referee to start the match; the referee obviously is far from happy with the situation, but he has no choice.
DING! DING! DING!
Damian circles his crushed opponent; he feigns nervousness, and then kicks Colt a couple of times, drawing even more heat from the crowd. He drops, and puts a hand on Colt for the pin, and the referee can only shake his head and count….
ONE!....TWO!....THREE!
DING! DING! DING!
WINNER: Winner by Pinfal and #1 contenders for the LXW tag team championship – END OF DAYS
The crowd makes its feelings crystal clear as the referee raises Damian’s hand; Apocalipsis enters the ring, and the two men hug after their “match” before exiting, and leaving the EMTs to attend to Colt. They’ve secured a shot at gold once again… but will they be able to get past the current champions to claim the prize?
UPPER CARD MATCH
WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP | NEW YEAR'S EVE FEAST MATCH
BARÓN ROJA VS AI MOE (C)
Returning to ringside, the scene has been set for the next contest; around the ring are tables laden with all kinds of festive fare.
DING! DING! DING!
Match Start: BARÓN ROJA begins to talk trash to AI, intensifying the diatribe as AI rolls her eyes, looking towards the crowd instead of BARÓN ROJA. This action infuriates BARÓN ROJA, as she slaps AI. Not surprised, AI shoves BARÓN ROJA, knocking her to the ground. AI goes onto the offensive early, picking up BARÓN ROJA by the hair, and irish whipping her into the ropes. AI expects a reversal upon BARÓN ROJA's rebound, and she guesses correctly, dodging a flying elbow and turning it into a bulldog, planting BARÓN ROJA to the ground. Standing back up, BARÓN ROJA goes after AI in a fit of rage, tackling AI to the ground, and pulling her hair, slamming her head on the mat repeatedly. The referee breaks up BARÓN ROJA's torturing, and AI gets back onto her feet, a little bit dazed. BARÓN ROJA starts to go back to work on AI, putting AI in a sleeperhold and thrashing her around wildly. AI starts to fade, but the crowd cheering her on gives her the strength to elbow her way out of the hold, landing a strong shot to BARÓN ROJA's face. BARÓN ROJA freaks out at this, and attempts to slap AI, who grabs her wrist, and delivers a kick to the face, knocking BARÓN ROJA to the ground.
AI climbs the top rope, looking to end this match before even progressing to the food items outside the ring. She delivers a frog-splash, and covers BARÓN ROJA, who kicks out prior to the first count. BARÓN ROJA starts to realize her only chance at getting an advantage over AI is to utilize the items outside the ring. She walks out of the ring, and taunts AI to follow. AI doesn't comply in the way BARÓN ROJA wants, instead she meanders to another table and picks up a turkey leg, and charges at BARÓN ROJA. BARÓN ROJA reaches for a bowl of Jello and smashes it over AI in the nick of time. However, the bowl turned out to be a plastic mold, and despite a sloppy mess outside the ring, AI isn't fazed as much as BARÓN ROJA had hoped. AI shrugs off the blow, and slaps BARÓN ROJA with the turkey leg, knocking BARÓN ROJA against the table. AI continually beats her with the turkey leg, and eventually takes a bite out of it, and spits in BARÓN ROJA's face, to the delight of the crowd. BARÓN ROJA screams from the greasy turkey hitting her face, but the sound is muffled, as AI grabs some turkey stuffing and forces it into her mouth. BARÓN ROJA freaks out, and manages to get out of AI's grasp, spitting out the turkey-seasoned bread crumbs at a feverish pace. She looks at AI, who laughs at her, and charges her into the ringpost, and a large clang can be heard through the arena. Members of the audience cringe seeing AI forced into the ringpost headfirst, and gasp as she slumps to the ground.
Match Midpoint: BARÓN ROJA grins at her work, and starts to look around the table for more "weapons" to utilize against the champion. She grins when she grabs a bowl of chestnuts, and spills them onto the ground. She picks up AI, who seems rather shaken up from the impact with the ringpost. BARÓN ROJA pulls AI in, and delivers a DDT onto the chestnuts, cracking some of the chestnuts upon impact, while some prove to be resilent and hold their shape. BARÓN ROJA takes some of the chestnut shells and starts to scratch AI up with them, slightly opening AI up, to the utter disbelief of the fans that blood has been drawn in a Diva's match. AI flips around onto her back, and takes one of the chestnuts that didn't break and whips into the left eye of BARÓN ROJA, sending her back, slightly blinded. AI slowly rises, and spins BARÓN ROJA around to face her. She kicks her in the stomach, and suplexes her onto the remaining nuts. Upon impact, BARÓN ROJA shows signs of extreme pain in her back region, from the ever-pesky chestnuts that were roasted over an open fire. AI slides back into the ring to catch a breather, awaiting BARÓN ROJA to get up and re-enter the ring. After a few moments, BARÓN ROJA gets back up, grabbing a box of cheap wine upon her re-entrance into the ring. AI charges BARÓN ROJA, but BARÓN ROJA swiftly dodges the attempt, and blasts AI with the box of wine, busting the ruby red liquid all over the ring. BARÓN ROJA got more than what she expected, as the alcohol aggravated the open wounds AI had already. Grinning from ear to ear, BARÓN ROJA picks up AI and signals for the powerbomb. However, AI pushes BARÓN ROJA, and runs the ropes. BARÓN ROJA follows suit, and looks to push AI outside of the ring. AI couldn't dodge the shove in time, and is pushed into one of the tables, knocking all of its contents over, covering AI in such things like green bean casserole and mashed potatoes.
Match Ending: BARÓN ROJA celebrates in the ring as the crowd continues to cheer both divas' performance in the ring so far. BARÓN ROJA takes the applause as a compliment, and starts to call to some of the crowd members for a louder response. BARÓN ROJA soon turns to look around the other side of the arena, but is met with a five pound Hershey's chocolate bar to the skull courtesy of the recovered AI, dropping her to the mat like a brick. AI laughs, and eats a small piece of the remaining chocolate bar. She then picks up BARÓN ROJA, who is covered in smeared chocolate and she runs the ropes, looking to take her to the outside with a clothesline. BARÓN ROJA comes to her senses, and flips AI over her shoulder. Not noticing AI landed on the apron, BARÓN ROJA is shocked when AI pulls her hair and pulls her slightly over the rope, and delivers a piledriver off the apron onto a table still stocked with food, breaking the table. The crowd begins a chant of "Holy Shit", as AI rises to a pop from the crowd. A wave of laughter overtakes the cheers however, as BARÓN ROJA stands up...with a turkey over her head! When the table collapsed, AI's piledriver inadvertently wedged BARÓN ROJA's head into the turkey! AI smiles and quickly rolls BARÓN ROJA into the ring. BARÓN ROJA stands up, and starts to pat the turkey where her face should be, and a muffled scream can be heard. AI delivers a dropkick to BARÓN ROJA sending her against the ropes. As BARÓN ROJA struggles to get back to the middle of the ring, AI kicks BARÓN ROJA in the gut and spins her around, delivering the inverted DDT! AI covers BARÓN ROJA, whose kick out is thwarted by the weight of the turkey on her head….
ONE!....TWO!....THREE!
DING! DING! DING!
WINNER: Winner by Pinfal and still the LXW Women’s Champion – AI MOE
The crowd roars with approval as AI celebrates in the ring, as some medical staff quickly remove the turkey from BARÓN ROJA's head to avoid a chance of suffocation. BARÓN ROJA freaks out at the sight of AI with the title, and tries to charge her. However, she slips on a little bit of mashed potatoes in the ring, and falls back onto the mat, giving AI ample time to scurry out of the ring, laughing the entire way to the entrance ramp, turning one last time to acknowledge the crowd, to a loud ovation. As the camera fades to a segment, the LXW staff can be seen frantically trying to clean up the ringside area for the next match.
Returning to ringside, the scene has been set for the next contest; around the ring are tables laden with all kinds of festive fare.
DING! DING! DING!
Match Start: BARÓN ROJA begins to talk trash to AI, intensifying the diatribe as AI rolls her eyes, looking towards the crowd instead of BARÓN ROJA. This action infuriates BARÓN ROJA, as she slaps AI. Not surprised, AI shoves BARÓN ROJA, knocking her to the ground. AI goes onto the offensive early, picking up BARÓN ROJA by the hair, and irish whipping her into the ropes. AI expects a reversal upon BARÓN ROJA's rebound, and she guesses correctly, dodging a flying elbow and turning it into a bulldog, planting BARÓN ROJA to the ground. Standing back up, BARÓN ROJA goes after AI in a fit of rage, tackling AI to the ground, and pulling her hair, slamming her head on the mat repeatedly. The referee breaks up BARÓN ROJA's torturing, and AI gets back onto her feet, a little bit dazed. BARÓN ROJA starts to go back to work on AI, putting AI in a sleeperhold and thrashing her around wildly. AI starts to fade, but the crowd cheering her on gives her the strength to elbow her way out of the hold, landing a strong shot to BARÓN ROJA's face. BARÓN ROJA freaks out at this, and attempts to slap AI, who grabs her wrist, and delivers a kick to the face, knocking BARÓN ROJA to the ground.
AI climbs the top rope, looking to end this match before even progressing to the food items outside the ring. She delivers a frog-splash, and covers BARÓN ROJA, who kicks out prior to the first count. BARÓN ROJA starts to realize her only chance at getting an advantage over AI is to utilize the items outside the ring. She walks out of the ring, and taunts AI to follow. AI doesn't comply in the way BARÓN ROJA wants, instead she meanders to another table and picks up a turkey leg, and charges at BARÓN ROJA. BARÓN ROJA reaches for a bowl of Jello and smashes it over AI in the nick of time. However, the bowl turned out to be a plastic mold, and despite a sloppy mess outside the ring, AI isn't fazed as much as BARÓN ROJA had hoped. AI shrugs off the blow, and slaps BARÓN ROJA with the turkey leg, knocking BARÓN ROJA against the table. AI continually beats her with the turkey leg, and eventually takes a bite out of it, and spits in BARÓN ROJA's face, to the delight of the crowd. BARÓN ROJA screams from the greasy turkey hitting her face, but the sound is muffled, as AI grabs some turkey stuffing and forces it into her mouth. BARÓN ROJA freaks out, and manages to get out of AI's grasp, spitting out the turkey-seasoned bread crumbs at a feverish pace. She looks at AI, who laughs at her, and charges her into the ringpost, and a large clang can be heard through the arena. Members of the audience cringe seeing AI forced into the ringpost headfirst, and gasp as she slumps to the ground.
Match Midpoint: BARÓN ROJA grins at her work, and starts to look around the table for more "weapons" to utilize against the champion. She grins when she grabs a bowl of chestnuts, and spills them onto the ground. She picks up AI, who seems rather shaken up from the impact with the ringpost. BARÓN ROJA pulls AI in, and delivers a DDT onto the chestnuts, cracking some of the chestnuts upon impact, while some prove to be resilent and hold their shape. BARÓN ROJA takes some of the chestnut shells and starts to scratch AI up with them, slightly opening AI up, to the utter disbelief of the fans that blood has been drawn in a Diva's match. AI flips around onto her back, and takes one of the chestnuts that didn't break and whips into the left eye of BARÓN ROJA, sending her back, slightly blinded. AI slowly rises, and spins BARÓN ROJA around to face her. She kicks her in the stomach, and suplexes her onto the remaining nuts. Upon impact, BARÓN ROJA shows signs of extreme pain in her back region, from the ever-pesky chestnuts that were roasted over an open fire. AI slides back into the ring to catch a breather, awaiting BARÓN ROJA to get up and re-enter the ring. After a few moments, BARÓN ROJA gets back up, grabbing a box of cheap wine upon her re-entrance into the ring. AI charges BARÓN ROJA, but BARÓN ROJA swiftly dodges the attempt, and blasts AI with the box of wine, busting the ruby red liquid all over the ring. BARÓN ROJA got more than what she expected, as the alcohol aggravated the open wounds AI had already. Grinning from ear to ear, BARÓN ROJA picks up AI and signals for the powerbomb. However, AI pushes BARÓN ROJA, and runs the ropes. BARÓN ROJA follows suit, and looks to push AI outside of the ring. AI couldn't dodge the shove in time, and is pushed into one of the tables, knocking all of its contents over, covering AI in such things like green bean casserole and mashed potatoes.
Match Ending: BARÓN ROJA celebrates in the ring as the crowd continues to cheer both divas' performance in the ring so far. BARÓN ROJA takes the applause as a compliment, and starts to call to some of the crowd members for a louder response. BARÓN ROJA soon turns to look around the other side of the arena, but is met with a five pound Hershey's chocolate bar to the skull courtesy of the recovered AI, dropping her to the mat like a brick. AI laughs, and eats a small piece of the remaining chocolate bar. She then picks up BARÓN ROJA, who is covered in smeared chocolate and she runs the ropes, looking to take her to the outside with a clothesline. BARÓN ROJA comes to her senses, and flips AI over her shoulder. Not noticing AI landed on the apron, BARÓN ROJA is shocked when AI pulls her hair and pulls her slightly over the rope, and delivers a piledriver off the apron onto a table still stocked with food, breaking the table. The crowd begins a chant of "Holy Shit", as AI rises to a pop from the crowd. A wave of laughter overtakes the cheers however, as BARÓN ROJA stands up...with a turkey over her head! When the table collapsed, AI's piledriver inadvertently wedged BARÓN ROJA's head into the turkey! AI smiles and quickly rolls BARÓN ROJA into the ring. BARÓN ROJA stands up, and starts to pat the turkey where her face should be, and a muffled scream can be heard. AI delivers a dropkick to BARÓN ROJA sending her against the ropes. As BARÓN ROJA struggles to get back to the middle of the ring, AI kicks BARÓN ROJA in the gut and spins her around, delivering the inverted DDT! AI covers BARÓN ROJA, whose kick out is thwarted by the weight of the turkey on her head….
ONE!....TWO!....THREE!
DING! DING! DING!
WINNER: Winner by Pinfal and still the LXW Women’s Champion – AI MOE
The crowd roars with approval as AI celebrates in the ring, as some medical staff quickly remove the turkey from BARÓN ROJA's head to avoid a chance of suffocation. BARÓN ROJA freaks out at the sight of AI with the title, and tries to charge her. However, she slips on a little bit of mashed potatoes in the ring, and falls back onto the mat, giving AI ample time to scurry out of the ring, laughing the entire way to the entrance ramp, turning one last time to acknowledge the crowd, to a loud ovation. As the camera fades to a segment, the LXW staff can be seen frantically trying to clean up the ringside area for the next match.
PRE MATCH SEGMENT
The ring at the moment is empty but the crowd is buzzing with anticipation because at the moment the lights start to dim and the luchatron flickers to life to show the east end parking lot. What can be seen is a ring setup in the centre and an announcer table just off to the south east of the ring. What else could be seen is a woman that is standing in the centre of the ring who happens to be LXW announcer Melissa May. She takes his cue and begins to speak.
Melissa May: Ladies and Gentlemen the following match that will be taking place out here is the Ice Coffin Match. The rules are quite simple. The first person to put the other person through the ice lid to the coffin will be declared the winner of this match. Now if you will stagehands, please bring out the ice coffin.
Stagehands slowly start to emerge from the building some pulling the tank and some others that are pushing the tank from behind that is on wheels to make it of easier movement. Then, to follow the parade of stagehands are “Fast” Hugo Santana and Jorge Cabrerra, who then when possible to quickly move to their make shift announcer table and start talking.
Hugo Santana: Hello everyone once again we finally had made it to our post outside of the LXW arena. We definitely are in store for a very interesting main event match tonight wouldn’t you say so Jorge?
Jorge Cabrerra: Most definitely Hugo, we are for sure going to see someone get the chills by the end of this bout. While the coffin is being placed and all the necessary final checks why not give some details about that coffin that they are fighting to put each other in.
Hugo Santana: Good idea Jorge. This ice coffin is 2 degrees Celsius, and with the freezing point being at the 0 degree mark, or for our Fahrenheit friends that is roughly 35 degrees Fahrenheit. That would be one hell of a cold swim wouldn’t you say Jorge?
Jorge Cabrerra: Mhm.
Hugo Santana: Also, that layer of ice on top of the case of cold water is a half an inch thick so both competitors will be able to stand on top of it in the get go but every second that someone stands on it, you the viewers and the competitors should note that it does get weaker. The walls of that tank are 3 inches thick. And also note now much of water is in that behemoth of a coffin. There is about 200 cubic feet of water in that tank.
Jorge Cabrerra: Man, oh man. I’m getting shivers just thinking about how cold that is.
By this time the ice coffin has been placed on the right hand side of the ring with the short ends facing east/west.
FEATURED MAIN EVENT
CHAMPION VS. CHAMPION | ICE COFFIN-WINTER GAME MATCH
SPACIAL MATCH STIPULATIONS
1. IF THE LOWER TIER CHAMPION WINS THEN THE CHAMPIONSHIPS
WILL FLIP FLOP, THE CURRENT LOWER TIER CHAMPION WILL BECOME THE HIGHER TIER CHAMPION AND
THE CURRENT HIGHER TIER CHAMPION WILL BECOME THE LOWER TIER CHAMPION...
2. THE FIRST PERSON TO PUT THE OTHER PERSON THROUGH THE
ICE LID TO THE COFFIN WILL BE DECLARED THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH.
BUGZ VS. JYNN
Both men walk to the centre of the ring with intense cold looks in their eyes.
Hugo Santana: Wow. Look at these guys, if looks could kill then these guys could go on killing sprees. BUGZ BUGZ with the visible size advantage against JYNN, but that disadvantage doesn’t deter him from backing down.
Jorge Cabrerra: That’s for sure. That is just one obstacle of many for him to overcome in this match.
After the brief staredown, they both start things off with a collarbone tie up. BUGZ is able to win the tie up and successfully gets JYNN into a headlock but then it is quickly countered into a northern lights suplex by JYNN but BUGZ is able to quickly kick out of the pinfall attempt. BUGZ quickly then gets up to his feet and then charges at JYNN and JYNN does the same and charges back at BUGZ and meets him again with a clothesline send him back down to the mat. BUGZ gets up once again and JYNN is there waiting for him, BUGZ charges towards JYNN and JYNN goes for a second clothesline but BUGZ ducks the clothesline and bounces off the opposite ropes JYNN turns around just in time to end up receiving a leg lariat by BUGZ knocking the wind out of JYNN for a moment being.
Now doing so, this gives BUGZ a few moments to catch his breath, instead of doing this BUGZ decides to go out of the ring on the west side. He lifts the apron up and just as if he was in the arena he reaches under the ring to find something to get this match more exciting. What he finds is something that is very usable which happens to be a table. He then slides the table into the ring and then goes back to searching for some other useful stuff under the ring. Moments later he finds a ladder, which he slides into the ring too and then he slides himself into the ring. What he didn’t notice was that JYNN had done the same thing except on the east side of the ring. JYNN had pulled out a trash can with a lid, a stop sign and a steel chair. So when BUGZ had gotten himself back into the ring, he was somewhat shocked to see those other weapons in there too and kind of confused on how they got in there.
BUGZ then snaps out of his light daze and quickly thinks of ways of how he can utilize these various items in the ring to their greatest potential. But that thought is quickly put on hold because JYNN one more time charges at BUGZ and BUGZ ducks the clothesline attempt and BUGZ turns around to see a charging JYNN and out of impulse ducks and lifts up at the right time and picks up JYNN for a huge spinebuster spinning him around and having him land back first onto the steel chair that was brought in earlier. BUGZ then stands up and goes over to the table that he had brought into the ring earlier and sets it up in the ring; JYNN starts to stir a little bit and once the table is set up properly BUGZ moves back to JYNN to get him to his feet. BUGZ then starts to lift him up but JYNN starts to fight it and he wins and then he land on his feet and then starts to lift BUGZ up and he is able to execute the BRAINbuster having BUGZ go through the table and then land on his back.
Those stagehands at ringside cringe when they see that and it’s obvious that BUGZ looks to be out cold from that. JYNN stands up and then grabs BUGZ by his head and pulls him over to the centre of the ring, but in the process of doing so BUGZ had grabbed a piece of the table that had broken off from the impact. Once in the middle of the ring, BUGZ puts the piece of table on his head and grabs JYNN’s head and drops him down for a jaw breaker having JYNN’s jaw on the table making him stumble backwards in pain and holding his jaw with his hands. JYNN stumbles backwards and then forewords just enough that BUGZ is able to grab him and pulls him down for a school boy pin but then grabs onto his right ankle and holds him in an ankle lock.
Jorge Cabrerra: Why go for a ankle lock when there is no submissions?! What a stupid idea.
Hugo Santana: I think this is a great idea Eddie, with an injured foot he won't be able to walk thus giving BUGZ a possible advantage.
But JYNN quickly scampers to the ropes and holds onto them but since there is no disqualifications BUGZ continues to hold onto the ankle and this causes JYNN to yell more in pain and then crawls through the bottom rope and out of the ring to catch a breather from the action. BUGZ, who is still a little groggy grabs the stop sign that was brought in and then starts to climb up the turnbuckle and then waits for JYNN to be facing him and then BUGZ leaps off the top turnbuckle holding the stop sign to his chest for as long as possible he attempts a crossbody splash to JYNN who at the last possible moment ducks and rolls forward having BUGZ landing square on the ground with his stomach landing on the stop sign.
Jorge Cabrerra: WOW! THAT HAD TO HURT!
Hugo Santana: Remember folks there are no mats around the ring out here BUGZ had landed on solid concrete.
Jorge Cabrerra: That he did.
BUGZ rolls around on the concrete in pain and JYNN is on his hands and knees still catching his breath. While catching his breath he looks around and gets an idea. He makes his way slowly to the steps that go into the ring on the east side and take them off their set spots. He spreads them apart somewhat so he is able to walk in between them and keeps them close to the apron…
Jorge Cabrerra: I wonder what he is going to be doing now.
…and then reaches down under the ring and pulls out another ladder and sets it on top of the steps to make it into an impromptu table.
He then turns back to BUGZ who is starting to get up to his feet and JYNN then gives him a knee to the face to send him back down onto the concrete but he holds onto him by his head and drags him over to the “table” and steps onto the apron and gets BUGZ to climb up too. He sticks BUGZ’s head between his legs…
Hugo Santana: I think he’s going for the Cradle Robber here.
Jorge Cabrerra: WHAT? He can’t be serious! That’s gonna cause some serious damage to BUGZ.
Hugo Santana: He’s lifting him up!
Jorge Cabrerra: *gasps* HE COUNTERED IT! BUGZ COUNTERED IT WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!
Hugo Santana: Wow that was intense.
As awkward as that would probably be, BUGZ did counter it with a back body drop sending JYNN back first on to the ladder cracking it somewhat, and causing some serious damage to the ribs of JYNN. BUGZ looks back to where JYNN is and takes a moment…
Hugo Santana: What’s BUGZ going to do here now?
BUGZ then bends his legs, hops onto the middle rope and arches his back just enough so that he is able to accomplish the Asai Moonsault that he was after.
Hugo Santana: Wow, for all the pain that he had suffered already that was sure a thing of beauty.
BUGZ lands on the stomach of JYNN perfectly making that arch in the ladder bend even more so much that its touching the concrete. The paramedics that are waiting off to the side are very eager to rush in at the moment to check on these two individuals but they have been informed that they are not allowed to until the match is complete.
Jorge Cabrerra: It’s a shame for these two guys that this match has no pin falls otherwise I’m sure this match would have been over by now.
BUGZ starts to get up from where he is after a few moments and shakes his head to try to get the cobwebs and dizziness out of his head, he then stands on his own two feet and picks up JYNN who is pretty much like a ragdoll at this point and pulls him over all the way around the ring to the side of the coffin and BUGZ just throws him down onto the ground as if he was nothing.
Jorge Cabrerra: They should have gone through the ring it would have been faster.
CHAMPION VS. CHAMPION | ICE COFFIN-WINTER GAME MATCH
SPACIAL MATCH STIPULATIONS
1. IF THE LOWER TIER CHAMPION WINS THEN THE CHAMPIONSHIPS
WILL FLIP FLOP, THE CURRENT LOWER TIER CHAMPION WILL BECOME THE HIGHER TIER CHAMPION AND
THE CURRENT HIGHER TIER CHAMPION WILL BECOME THE LOWER TIER CHAMPION...
2. THE FIRST PERSON TO PUT THE OTHER PERSON THROUGH THE
ICE LID TO THE COFFIN WILL BE DECLARED THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH.
BUGZ VS. JYNN
Both men walk to the centre of the ring with intense cold looks in their eyes.
Hugo Santana: Wow. Look at these guys, if looks could kill then these guys could go on killing sprees. BUGZ BUGZ with the visible size advantage against JYNN, but that disadvantage doesn’t deter him from backing down.
Jorge Cabrerra: That’s for sure. That is just one obstacle of many for him to overcome in this match.
After the brief staredown, they both start things off with a collarbone tie up. BUGZ is able to win the tie up and successfully gets JYNN into a headlock but then it is quickly countered into a northern lights suplex by JYNN but BUGZ is able to quickly kick out of the pinfall attempt. BUGZ quickly then gets up to his feet and then charges at JYNN and JYNN does the same and charges back at BUGZ and meets him again with a clothesline send him back down to the mat. BUGZ gets up once again and JYNN is there waiting for him, BUGZ charges towards JYNN and JYNN goes for a second clothesline but BUGZ ducks the clothesline and bounces off the opposite ropes JYNN turns around just in time to end up receiving a leg lariat by BUGZ knocking the wind out of JYNN for a moment being.
Now doing so, this gives BUGZ a few moments to catch his breath, instead of doing this BUGZ decides to go out of the ring on the west side. He lifts the apron up and just as if he was in the arena he reaches under the ring to find something to get this match more exciting. What he finds is something that is very usable which happens to be a table. He then slides the table into the ring and then goes back to searching for some other useful stuff under the ring. Moments later he finds a ladder, which he slides into the ring too and then he slides himself into the ring. What he didn’t notice was that JYNN had done the same thing except on the east side of the ring. JYNN had pulled out a trash can with a lid, a stop sign and a steel chair. So when BUGZ had gotten himself back into the ring, he was somewhat shocked to see those other weapons in there too and kind of confused on how they got in there.
BUGZ then snaps out of his light daze and quickly thinks of ways of how he can utilize these various items in the ring to their greatest potential. But that thought is quickly put on hold because JYNN one more time charges at BUGZ and BUGZ ducks the clothesline attempt and BUGZ turns around to see a charging JYNN and out of impulse ducks and lifts up at the right time and picks up JYNN for a huge spinebuster spinning him around and having him land back first onto the steel chair that was brought in earlier. BUGZ then stands up and goes over to the table that he had brought into the ring earlier and sets it up in the ring; JYNN starts to stir a little bit and once the table is set up properly BUGZ moves back to JYNN to get him to his feet. BUGZ then starts to lift him up but JYNN starts to fight it and he wins and then he land on his feet and then starts to lift BUGZ up and he is able to execute the BRAINbuster having BUGZ go through the table and then land on his back.
Those stagehands at ringside cringe when they see that and it’s obvious that BUGZ looks to be out cold from that. JYNN stands up and then grabs BUGZ by his head and pulls him over to the centre of the ring, but in the process of doing so BUGZ had grabbed a piece of the table that had broken off from the impact. Once in the middle of the ring, BUGZ puts the piece of table on his head and grabs JYNN’s head and drops him down for a jaw breaker having JYNN’s jaw on the table making him stumble backwards in pain and holding his jaw with his hands. JYNN stumbles backwards and then forewords just enough that BUGZ is able to grab him and pulls him down for a school boy pin but then grabs onto his right ankle and holds him in an ankle lock.
Jorge Cabrerra: Why go for a ankle lock when there is no submissions?! What a stupid idea.
Hugo Santana: I think this is a great idea Eddie, with an injured foot he won't be able to walk thus giving BUGZ a possible advantage.
But JYNN quickly scampers to the ropes and holds onto them but since there is no disqualifications BUGZ continues to hold onto the ankle and this causes JYNN to yell more in pain and then crawls through the bottom rope and out of the ring to catch a breather from the action. BUGZ, who is still a little groggy grabs the stop sign that was brought in and then starts to climb up the turnbuckle and then waits for JYNN to be facing him and then BUGZ leaps off the top turnbuckle holding the stop sign to his chest for as long as possible he attempts a crossbody splash to JYNN who at the last possible moment ducks and rolls forward having BUGZ landing square on the ground with his stomach landing on the stop sign.
Jorge Cabrerra: WOW! THAT HAD TO HURT!
Hugo Santana: Remember folks there are no mats around the ring out here BUGZ had landed on solid concrete.
Jorge Cabrerra: That he did.
BUGZ rolls around on the concrete in pain and JYNN is on his hands and knees still catching his breath. While catching his breath he looks around and gets an idea. He makes his way slowly to the steps that go into the ring on the east side and take them off their set spots. He spreads them apart somewhat so he is able to walk in between them and keeps them close to the apron…
Jorge Cabrerra: I wonder what he is going to be doing now.
…and then reaches down under the ring and pulls out another ladder and sets it on top of the steps to make it into an impromptu table.
He then turns back to BUGZ who is starting to get up to his feet and JYNN then gives him a knee to the face to send him back down onto the concrete but he holds onto him by his head and drags him over to the “table” and steps onto the apron and gets BUGZ to climb up too. He sticks BUGZ’s head between his legs…
Hugo Santana: I think he’s going for the Cradle Robber here.
Jorge Cabrerra: WHAT? He can’t be serious! That’s gonna cause some serious damage to BUGZ.
Hugo Santana: He’s lifting him up!
Jorge Cabrerra: *gasps* HE COUNTERED IT! BUGZ COUNTERED IT WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!
Hugo Santana: Wow that was intense.
As awkward as that would probably be, BUGZ did counter it with a back body drop sending JYNN back first on to the ladder cracking it somewhat, and causing some serious damage to the ribs of JYNN. BUGZ looks back to where JYNN is and takes a moment…
Hugo Santana: What’s BUGZ going to do here now?
BUGZ then bends his legs, hops onto the middle rope and arches his back just enough so that he is able to accomplish the Asai Moonsault that he was after.
Hugo Santana: Wow, for all the pain that he had suffered already that was sure a thing of beauty.
BUGZ lands on the stomach of JYNN perfectly making that arch in the ladder bend even more so much that its touching the concrete. The paramedics that are waiting off to the side are very eager to rush in at the moment to check on these two individuals but they have been informed that they are not allowed to until the match is complete.
Jorge Cabrerra: It’s a shame for these two guys that this match has no pin falls otherwise I’m sure this match would have been over by now.
BUGZ starts to get up from where he is after a few moments and shakes his head to try to get the cobwebs and dizziness out of his head, he then stands on his own two feet and picks up JYNN who is pretty much like a ragdoll at this point and pulls him over all the way around the ring to the side of the coffin and BUGZ just throws him down onto the ground as if he was nothing.
Jorge Cabrerra: They should have gone through the ring it would have been faster.
Hugo Santana: I think at this point Ed; both these competitors had thrown logic out the window.
BUGZ then goes back to JYNN and turns him around so his body is parallel with the coffin and then runs up the steps of coffin but has to catch his breath at the top. This gives JYNN enough time to be able to get up and hit BUGZ in the back making him fall forward and onto the lid having him slide a little. JYNN steps onto the lid and pulls BUGZ over by his shirt so that he is laying length wise on top of the coffin lid. JYNN rips off the shirt from BUGZ’s body and then sits down on the back of BUGZ making his chest feel the coldness of the ice, he grabs onto the arms of BUGZ and does the C Average (Cut throat Camel Clutch). The camera men then zoom in real close on BUGZ who is screaming in pain. The ref who is there at ringside isn’t able to do a single thing except call for 2 things call for the bell in the beginning of the match and then again at the end of it to signify the winner.
Hugo Santana: Look at BUGZ.
Jorge Cabrerra: It’s hard NOT to. The camera is focused close in on him.
Hugo Santana: Touché. But he in so much pain right now. I bet you that he is hoping that this match could be over right about now.
While on the ice lid, cracking can be heard from the pressure of these two men on it and at the same time, BUGZ figures out that, since its ice, he can slide off of it and that he does. He pushes himself backwards off the lid so that his feet land first back on the solid ground.
Jorge Cabrerra: Well that’s being creative there.
Now, BUGZ is in control of what’s going on. JYNN is still on BUGZs back trying to choke him out changing his camel clutch hold into a sleeper. But BUGZ is full of energy and that sleeper hold isn’t doing much to calm him down in this situation. BUGZ continues to carry him out as if it was a piggy-back ride. He carries him over to the ring post and rams him, spine first making a somewhat “ding” sound causing JYNN to instantly release the sleeper hold on him.
Jorge Cabrerra: Wow that had to hurt.
Hugo Santana: At this point of the match, these guys will use whatever is available to them to gain an advantage
BUGZ, still holding onto the legs, continues on carrying him this time back to the ice coffin. Now with JYNN somewhat aware of what is going on sees that they are both heading towards the ice coffin throws an elbow to the back of the head/neck of BUGZ making him stumble a little and making him fall forward just in front of the coffin causing JYNN’s head to hit the side of it making a little crack in the side of it.
Jorge Cabrerra: UH OHES! THERE IS A CRACK IN THE COFFIN SIDE!
While ring technicians rush over to the coffin to see if its going to start leaking or not, BUGZ sees JYNN out on the ground and takes this opportunity that has been put before him. BUGZ, surveys the situation he is in…
Hugo Santana: Look at the look in BUGZ’s eye. I can sense that he is planning something big to happen.
…and then after a moment he runs up the stairs of the coffin and then without hesitation he jumps backwards back flipping over the ring crew, causing them to duck from being scared, and the steps and lands on top of JYNN causing both men to hold their stomachs in pain.
Hugo Santana: What an impact! That Bombs over Bagdad.
Jorge Cabrerra: That move was dan--…er.. I mean deadly.
Hugo Santana: You’ve been using a thesaurus lately haven’t you?
Jorge Cabrerra: Yup. I have been. *Said with a smile*
While stagehands are still looking after the problem with the coffin still, BUGZ gets up and kneels while looking at the lifeless body of JYNN who is lying on the mat breathing heavily. BUGZ gets enough strength to stand he then bends down and makes JYNN sit up. BUGZ starts to walk away from the JYNN but then quickly turns back to him and gives a hard kick to the chest of JYNN sending him crashing back down to the ground holding onto his chest and rolling round…somewhat.
Hugo Santana: Ladies and Gentlemen that are watching this match I have just been informed that the coffin has been repaired and the crack has been sealed up.
BUGZ then bends down to pick up JYNN once again by the head but JYNN takes this chance and grabs onto the sides of BUGZ and yanks him down making him hit the stairs face first ending his momentum that he had going.
JYNN then crawls over to the ring apron and sticks his head under the apron and then his arms and then after a moment or two he emerges with a smile and then starts pulling out another ladder. But just any old ladder, he is pulling out the jumbo sized ladder. He gets to his feet and then stands up the ladder and leans it against the corner post. He goes back to get BUGZ…who happens to not be there. JYNN starts to look around to where he could be.
Hugo Santana: Where did he go?
Jorge Cabrerra: I don’t kn--OH WAIT I KNOW! I KNOW! He’s in the ring!
While JYNN was getting the ladder setup, BUGZ had gone into the ring and bounced off the opposite ropes and charged back towards JYNN and then when he reaches the ropes he flips over them and lands on his shoulders and is able to hit a hurricarana as best as possible (due to the condition he is in) sending both guys down to the ground once again.
Hugo Santana: Now that was impressive. Nice Hurricarana by BUGZ there.
BUGZ is first to his feet and he goes over to JYNN and picks him up by his head and drags him in the direction of the announcer table.
Jorge Cabrerra: Uh oh looks like were gonna get the action up close and personal here.
BUGZ continues on dragging him over to the announcer table and then once there he gets JYNN’s head and makes him hit his head on the announcer table having him slouch over it completely. Then while JYNN relaxes on there, BUGZ goes back to the ring where the ladder was placed and grabs that and carries it back over to the announcer table.
Jorge Cabrerra: Uh...Max, I think it’s time we got out of the way of these two if we don’t want to get hurt here.
Hugo Santana: Yeah good idea.
Both men abandon their posts at the announcer table, leaving BUGZ to do his destruction of it in peace. But, luckily for the fans of ACW their announcers had gone wifi, so they can still be heard. As BUGZ sets up the ladder JYNN had gotten to his feet and had climbed onto the announcer table. Once BUGZ turns around JYNN jumps off for an axe handle smash on BUGZ but BUGZ ducks it and leans on to the table and grabs a TV monitor and whacks JYNN on the head, making him fall down to one knee.
Jorge Cabrerra: OH MY GOSH!! WHAT A SHOT!!
Hugo Santana: What a deadly blow to the skull of JYNNI am surprised that he isn’t down on the ground after it.
BUGZ then picks up JYNN and puts him on his feet and then clears all the stuff off the announcer table and then rolls JYNN onto the announcer table. He then quickly makes his way to the ring and reaches into the ring for the chair that was used all the way in the beginning of this match up. He then quickly makes his way back to the ladder with the chair in hand and climbs it all the way to the top.
Jorge Cabrerra: This is going to be big. I can feel it.
BUGZ reaches the top of the ladder and then sits on the very top, pauses and looks down below at the lifeless body of JYNN and then off to the horizon. Then out of nowhere he stands up, chair in hand, and leaps forward front flipping in the process and completing a somersault legdrop with the chair connecting on the upper chest of JYNN and thus breaking apart the table in the process.
Jorge Cabrerra: WOW WHAT A MOVE! THAT HAD TO BE LIKE 20 FEET HIGH!
Hugo Santana: What a somersault legdrop. That’s going to cause some serious damage to the body.
Jorge Cabrerra: YOU THINK?
Both men after a minute or two start to move and stand to their feet but that last one is showing the damage on JYNN because he has been busted open and blood is visibly dripping down his face. BUGZ starts to get up too, and he looks to be in better shape. Now BUGZ is looking to end this fight so he starts to drag JYNN back to the ice coffin. While being dragged, JYNN steps out in front of BUGZ and this results in JYNN giving BUGZ a drop toe hold onto the concrete making BUGZ land face first on the concrete. JYNN walks over to the ring and reaches under the bottom rope and grabs the trash can and lid and brings them out of the ring. He turns to BUGZ and makes him kneel on his knees and puts the trashcan over his head.
Jorge Cabrerra: Looks like lights out for BUGZ here.
He then takes the trashcan lid and starts whacking both sides of BUGZ and then once JYNNis done BUGZ continues to kneel there but eventually he falls forward hitting the concrete. JYNN goes back under the ring once more and this time he pulls out 2 steel chairs.
Hugo Santana: JYNN now with 2 steel chairs in his hands. This can’t be good for BUGZ.
Jorge Cabrerra: That’s for sure this will be D-A-N-G-E-R-O-U-S.
He goes back to BUGZ who is still not moving and with a trashcan on his head. He bends down to pick up BUGZ once more and once again makes him kneel. With those 2 chairs in hand he stands behind BUGZ, holds his arms out wide and then quickly pulls them in as if he was playing the symbols and BUGZs head just had happened to be caught in between.
Jorge Cabrerra: OH MY GOSH!! THAT WAS CRAZY! BUGZ’S HEAD MUST BE RINGING LIKE….WOW!
Hugo Santana: BUGZ’s head just got rung.
BUGZ starts to slump not forward but to the side this time but JYNN doesn’t let him fall over. In fact he stands him up on his feet, takes the trashcan off his head and now he picks him up and throws him over his shoulder and carries over to the ice coffin and lays him on his back.
Hugo Santana: I think JYNN is looking to end this match right now.
Although JYNN has blood dripping down his face, this doesn’t stop him or slow him down from what he wants to do. JYNN goes back over to the jumbo ladder and picks it up and carries it over to the ice coffin. He puts it in between the ring and the coffin making the steps facing east/west, and then starts climbing the side that is facing BUGZ with a chair in hand to make sure that he doesn’t suddenly get up from his sleep and do something to JYNN.
Once he reaches the top of the ladder he looks down at the still motionless body of BUGZ. He starts to psych himself up and puts his arms up with chair in hand.
Hugo Santana: What’s he doing? Is he going for a 450 splash?
Jorge Cabrerra: I don’t think so Hugo. I think it’s the…
JYNN jumps.
JYNN’S FINISHER!!!!
The two plummet through the lid of the coffin, sending up a giant surge of frigid water in the process. After this resounding crash, a chilling silence permeates through the arena.
Jorge Cabrerra: They both went through! But who won the match?
Suddenly a hand shoots up from the gelid water. It grabs hold of the edge of the tank and slowly begins to pull a body out from below.
Hugo Santana: We do indeed have a survivor, but who’s it gonna be?
Eventually, there emerges a face, that of none other than JYNN!
DING! DING! DING!
WINNER: Winner and still the LXW Champion – JYNN
After JYNN finally manages to get the upper half of his body out, he tumbles out of the tank and flops onto the outside mats.
Jorge Cabrerra: But wait! BUGZ is still in the tank!
Despite the languor that weighs down his limbs, JYNN still pulls himself to his feet and reaches underneath the ring to pull out a sledgehammer.
Jorge Cabrerra: What does he possibly have in mind for this DAAAAAANGEROOOOUS weapon?
JYNN takes a wide swing that strikes the glass side of the tank with tremendous ferocity. Hairline cracks creep across the glass, but it doesn’t quite give. JYNN takes yet another swing. The cracks deepen. Finally, JYNN musters up his last reserves of adrenaline to take one concluding swing. This time, the glass brilliantly shatters into a rain of glittering shards, and the deluge of icy water flows out, along with an iced down BUGZ. The sledgehammer slips out of JYNN’s grasp as he collapses to one knee.
Hugo Santana: I don’t believe it! JYNN has just saved BUGZ!
BUGZ spits up a few mouthfuls of water before laboring his way back up to his feet. JYNN too eventually pulls himself back up to his vertical base. The two men just stand there, glowering intensely at each other, until JYNN uncharacteristically offers his hand for a handshake. BUGZ moves in to take it, but JYNN quickly pulls it away!
Hugo Santana: What despicable disrespect from JYNN!
Jorge Cabrerra: At least he’s living up to his namesake. That truly left us astonished.
A torrent of boos begin to rain down on top of JYNN, but he hardly cares as he struts his way to the back, leaving a bemusedly grinning BUGZ in his wake as the show goes to a commercial.
END OF SHOW
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