New Years Nightmare 2020 (Show)
Jan 6, 2020 3:23:39 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, Soutter, and 4 more like this
Post by SWAT Team on Jan 6, 2020 3:23:39 GMT -5
Syndicate Wrestling & Tradition and the XHF presents ....
Coming to you LIVE from Greensboro Coliseum, Greensboro, North Carolina
Jeremy Tucker : Hello SWAT and WELCOME to New Years Nightmare! Our first show for the year and season, and what a pay per view we have for you tonight, coming to you live on the XHF Network!!!
Andrew Fulton : Jonnie Valentine just won the World Championship on Battleground #22, a huge day for the company. Are we now entering the era of Valentine?
Jeremy Tucker : Could well be, the Era of Pesci is sure to come to a close in tonights main event, when he has to put his career on the line against The Dixie Beast Radu Matei.
Andrew Fulton : My moneys on Joe. He always has a trick up his sleeve.
Jeremy Tucker : How about the War Games, Team SWAT uniting against the might of the KGB, this is going to be one for the ages.
Andrew Fulton : Syberus puts his newly won Hardcore Strap on the line against his fellow Society members, Donovan and Tuxedo Mask, i for one hope they all destroy each other.
Jeremy Tucker : There is an interesting twist to this match, with the winner being the last entrant in next shows Royal Rumble, and the two losers, first two in the rumble!
Andrew Fulton : How about the Irish Rose Bombshells, Avery and Linda, they explode here tonight!
Jeremy Tucker : SWAT is not big enough for the two of them. We have all that and so much more coming your way tonight fans, 11 huge matches, with the return of two legends, Hall of Famer Christian Sebastian Kennedy and Tigerheart Rally Jackson!
Andrew Fulton : Dont forget Duke and Mr Bones, they are facing off in a dumpster match, who will take out the trash in that one?
Jeremy Tucker: We will see soon enough, well fans its not a surprise to see Brian Acres out in the ring without an entrance, but our longest reigning world champion, Radu Matei is standing in their with him. The Sacrificial Idol forgoing his usually pyro displays out of respect for his opponent.
Andrew Fulton: Well they probably spend more on one Matei' ring entrance than Acres takes in winning purses a year.
Jeremy Tucker: Both men are looking uncomfortable. On the last battleground, interim commissioner Zoran Sainovic decided to put one last roadblock between Radu Matei and tonights retirement match. He has to win a loser leaves town match against Brian Acres. In between terrorizing the locker room, Matei first showed his human side by buddying up with enhancement talent. Acres is a friend of Radu Matei. A talented wrestler in his own right, Acres has never gotten the results that his skills suggest he's capable of. If his win loss record is any indication, then he really doesn't stand a chance here.
Andrew Fulton: He's also a family man. So if Radu wants to headline this evening against Joe Pesci, he's going to have to put Acres on the unemployment line. That Zoran is a sick SOB.
Jeremy Tucker: The two men look like they have a lot to say to each other, but the situation is impossibly uncomfortable.
Frank Salazar: Ladies and gentlemen... welcome to NEW YEARS NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Massive pyro explodes, as graphics fly across trons to set the stage for the year end pay per view.]
*MONSTER START OF THE PPV POP*
Frank Salazar: Our openning contest is a LOSER LEAVES TOWN MATCH...
*EPIC BOOS FOR SAINOVIC'S EVIL BOOKING*
Frank Salazar: It is scheduled for one fall, and has a thirty minute time limit. The loser will be forced out of SWAT. Already in the ring, Brian Acres...
*The crowd boo for Acres just because he's not Matei, which causes Radu to wince*
Frank Salazar: And his opponent, our former world champion and current Helloween Cup winner...
RADU MATEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*FUCK ACRES UP MATEI chants also illicit a pained reaction from the obvious winner*
DING! DING! DING!!!
Jeremy Tucker: The two men offer each other a handshake. Matei has one arm in a sling, courtesy of Cobryn. There's the lock up! Matei winning a test of strength, turning it into a waist lock. Acres counters it into a wristlock, but Matei reverses it. Wristlock into an armbar, but Acres gets to the ropes. Clean break. Another lock up, the larger Matei wins again, but Acres pulls him over with an arm drag into a hammerlock armbar. The two men continue to exchange holds, a far more technical contest than we're used to with Matei.
Andrew Fulton: He's avoiding his usual head dropping shtick. Normally one big drop would collapse Acres' spine like an accordion. Apparently Matei just wants to finish the jerk's livelihood, and not give him tens of thousands of dollars worth of medical bills.
Jeremy Tucker: Matei clearly doesn't want to end Acres livelihood either. Small package by Acres for 1. This is a particularly cruel tactic on the part of Sainovic. We all know that Matei is too injured to continue wrestling, and his days with the company are basically done. The only thing keeping Matei here is running out our owner Joe Pesci, so on the eve of victory, forcing Radu to make this kind of choice? It's sick. The two fighting over a headlock, which Matei turns into a cover for 2.
Andrew Fulton: Please Joe Pesci is the greatest vil- hero in the history of SWAT. The man is always TWELVE steps ahead of everyone. Acres firing off some knife edge chops, not having the same issues with avoiding strikes that Radu does, as Brian is fighting for his life! Even if Radu sends Acres packing, there is no guarantee that he'll actually beat Joe tonight!
Jeremy Tucker: Radu with a school boy for 2, which seems to enrage Acres. The single father of three kicking off Matei's attempt at a grappling and then nailing a thrust kick to the head! That was a vicious enough strike to knock the bandages on Matei's jaw loose.
Andrew Fulton: I mean, given his odds against Joe, I'd much rather Matei took the dive here, disappointing all these fans. You know like the good old days when he made them feel bad for Lynn Brewster. Everyone upset. That's how I want to remember Matei.
Jeremy Tucker: Acres on fire! Necksnap, but rolls through, and neck breaker! Radu must have a hundred pounds on Joe, I think we're all expecting him to send the SWAT manage packing in three seconds.
Andrew Fulton: That's too predictable! DDT by Acres on Matei for 1... 2... shoulder up. Nah, Joe has this tied up this evening.
Jeremy Tucker: Jumping DDT gets another 2 count! Matei's heart is not in this! His insistence on keeping this contest purely technical is putting him at a major disadvantage to Acres who has no qualms about it. Its almost like he's planning on throwing the towel in now.
Andrew Fulton: Well all I know is Matei beat Hell's Bouncer in a record THREE seconds. This match has already gone something like five hundred times that long. We always knew that Acres was better than HB, but the longer this match drags out the worse the night is going to be for Matei. His body was SHOT by Joe and the KGB long before Soutter murdered him on Helloween. That beating he got from Cobryn last week was the last straw. Every second he spends in the ring is borrowed time, and he wants as much of that time as possible going into the main event.
Jeremy Tucker: Matei going for an inside cradle - hard to lock both legs up with that arm in a sling - 1... 2... so close but Acres once again in the ropes. Matei goes for another 1- but Acres reverses it, for 1... 2... Matei with his only working hand managing to grab the ropes. Acres with a VICIOUS kneelift, and Matei is already bleeding. Pesci has to be loving this in the back.
Andrew Fulton: What are those clowns doing here?
Jeremy Tucker: Zousa, Brein, and the Khans - mortal enemies - are all out on the apron to watch the match. While they might key my car later for suggesting their enhancement talent too, its definitely a tight knit group at the front of the card, and all four of these men are watching their friends battle it out for Sainovic and Pesci's amusement. The result might be apparent to everyone, but they know Radu Matei well enough that this could go either way.
Andrew Fulton: TORNADO DDT BY ACRES!!!!!!!! ONE!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TH-foot on the ropes.
Jeremy Tucker: The O-Z and Indian Assassins looking on. Acres with a high angled DDT!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Andrew Fulton: Radu Matei with a foot on the ropes. Acres hoisting him up again, for a JUMPING SPIKED DDT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE-arm up!
Jeremy Tucker: Acres lifting Matei up, placing him up on the top rope. We don't usually see Matei go up top.
Andrew Fulton: For a reason! Most of his offence is big reversal moves, no one is stupid enough to get him up there! Don't fall for it Acres!
Jeremy Tucker: ACRES UP TOP FOR A... SUPER DDT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Andrew Fulton: HE LET ACRES WIN!!!!!!!!!!
Jeremy Tucker: No, Matei with a foot on the ropes.
Andrew Fulton: God damn that was close. I thought that was it. Look at the jobbers on the entranceway, they all thought it was it! Jesus. You think they'd run the stage and interfere to win it for Acres?
Jeremy Tucker: Their integrity, and respect for Matei, is too high for that. Its far more likely that Sainovic or Pesci interfere and get Radu disqualified to send them packing.
Andrew Fulton: That would be sweet.
Jeremy Tucker: Acres calling for another one, but Matei reaching out goes for a single leg takedown! Again going to technical wrestling out of friendship...
"No."
Andrew Fulton: Acres just kicked the arm away, but is shaking.
"Just... no."
Jeremy Tucker: Matei's right eye looks swollen off all those DDTs, but still finding a way to look up at Brian Acres.
Brian Acres: Its. no. This sucks... but you're not making it better.
Jeremy Tucker: Acres a class act to the end, looks like he's ready to throw up, but demanding that Radu Matei stops taking it easy on him.
Andrew Fulton: Acres looks like he's ready to throw up? Check out Matei! The man looks like he's about to shoot old yeller.
Radu Matei: I... its not worth-
Brian Acres: DO IT!
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*MASSIVE POP*
Jeremy Tucker: RADU MATEI WITH A FOREARM SMASH THAT LOOKED LIKE IT DAMN NEAR BROKE ACRES JAW!!!!! THE CHAMP USING HIS ONE GOOD ARM TO HOOK THE LEGS!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*MEGA POP*
DING! DING!! DING!!!!!!
Jeremy Tucker: The applause from the crowd is more for Joe Pesci's comeuppance than the tragic fate that Zoran Sainovic has given to poor Brian Acres. A consummate professional, who always put entertaining matches while making his opponents look like gold.
Andrew Fulton: Ha, Matei is shaking. Looks like he's ready to cry. Telling Acres how sorry he is, but that clown is too unconscious to hear. Rest of the job squad entering the ring to collect their fallen friend.
Jeremy Tucker: Radu Matei looks eaten up by this match. SWAT has spent 2019 tearing down The Sacrificial Idol physically, but I think he was just done in mentally. I hate to think what this will do to him, going into the main event.
Andrew Fulton: Too angry to think, I'd wager. You don't want to go into a match in a blind rage against a brain like Pesci. You act like a bull in a china shop? He's going to cattle prod the shit out of you.
Jeremy Tucker: Radu Matei joining the Khans and O-Z in lifting Acres up. The unemployed single father slowly coming to. At Matei's insistence a small "ACRES" chant is going up in the crowd.
Andrew Fulton: Won't be first guy on the chopping block tonight. Its new years. IF CSK is any indication, 2020 is going to see a lot of new faces in SWAT. Tonight is all about cutting loose weight. We start with Acres, but before the night is out, Joe Pesci is going to send Radu Matei out to pasture.
Jeremy Tucker: How many cattle jokes did you prepare.
Andrew Fulton: It's going to be a long night.
[The camera pans over to Radu Matei looking like the guiltiest man on earth.]
Radu Matei: Jo... Zoran... you're going to pay for this.
[If his eye hadn't swollen shut, you're pretty sure you'd see tears.]