Don't turn around....
Jan 13, 2020 12:54:05 GMT -5
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Post by Lio on Jan 13, 2020 12:54:05 GMT -5
The camera opens on the inside of a hotel room. Pretty seedy if you ask me, but eh. That's the life of a wrestler in a no budget promotion. Front and center on a bed is Mike Lio, the day after his impressive win at hegemony. He's sitting on the edge of the bed, hunched over. Hands clasped together between his legs. After a few moments of silence, he suddenly begins whistling a tune. Knowledgeable viewers would recognize this tune as "Der kommisar". "Dont turn around....oh oh.....Der Kommisar's in town....Oh oh....." Mike Lio can be heard softly singing to himself.
Suddenly he picks his head up and flashes a grin to the audience at home.
"Well now. I did exactly what I said I was going to do didn't I? I unleashed the beast within. I Beat Fukushima Zombie and AI Moe, thus punching my ticket to glory. I now find myself in a four way lego minefield death match. And not only that, but my opponents are absolute legends in the ring....and some holdover from the soviet union. Yeah that's right Mr. Sainovic. I'm talking to you. I had a look at your most recent promos and I gotta say. Wow. Here I thought the cold war ended in the 80s. But no, we got ourselves a throwback here. I'm guessing the cold war never ended for you, did it? With your look, and your manner of speech, and your propensity for violence....and budget cuts. Man. That's a hell of a thing."
He softly shakes his head for a moment before staring directly at the camera looking serious as hell.
Make no mistake though. You wont have as easy as of a time this go around Zoran. Zoran? What even kind of name is that. Sounds like someone who should be doing a production of fiddler on the roof or something, if you ask me. As you so succently stated yourself, Blake Luthor isnt exactly the best and brightest XHF has to offer. Tough as nails, sure. But that's about all he has going for him, from what I understand. Compared to myself, Death Trap, and Maverick anyway. I mean hell, Death trap is a former X*Crown Champion in his own right, and Mav's the current X*Crown champion. Me and Death trap are former world champs of our respective feds, and mavs won the secondary title in his.
At the same time I understand you yourself are a former top title holder in your fed and shortest reiging holder of it's secondary title. A man known for bringing....international objects? Into the ring. Huh. I always called em foreign objects, but I guess that works too. I think you'll find that I myself like using various improvised weaponry as well. Things wrapped in barbed wire, a spiked knee pad, hell even the ring itself can be my weapon. And if all that fails, I got these two to fall back on.
He lifts his fists up for the camera.
So please. Don't belittle us like you did Luthor. I want you to bring your A game Zoran. You're definitely going to need it. Otherwise, you may find yourself on the other end of your waterboarding torture. So until next time, dasvidaniya.
Lio abruptly stands up from the bed, leans back and lets out a defiant roar that has enough force to shatter the nearby window of his room.
END FEED.
Suddenly he picks his head up and flashes a grin to the audience at home.
"Well now. I did exactly what I said I was going to do didn't I? I unleashed the beast within. I Beat Fukushima Zombie and AI Moe, thus punching my ticket to glory. I now find myself in a four way lego minefield death match. And not only that, but my opponents are absolute legends in the ring....and some holdover from the soviet union. Yeah that's right Mr. Sainovic. I'm talking to you. I had a look at your most recent promos and I gotta say. Wow. Here I thought the cold war ended in the 80s. But no, we got ourselves a throwback here. I'm guessing the cold war never ended for you, did it? With your look, and your manner of speech, and your propensity for violence....and budget cuts. Man. That's a hell of a thing."
He softly shakes his head for a moment before staring directly at the camera looking serious as hell.
Make no mistake though. You wont have as easy as of a time this go around Zoran. Zoran? What even kind of name is that. Sounds like someone who should be doing a production of fiddler on the roof or something, if you ask me. As you so succently stated yourself, Blake Luthor isnt exactly the best and brightest XHF has to offer. Tough as nails, sure. But that's about all he has going for him, from what I understand. Compared to myself, Death Trap, and Maverick anyway. I mean hell, Death trap is a former X*Crown Champion in his own right, and Mav's the current X*Crown champion. Me and Death trap are former world champs of our respective feds, and mavs won the secondary title in his.
At the same time I understand you yourself are a former top title holder in your fed and shortest reiging holder of it's secondary title. A man known for bringing....international objects? Into the ring. Huh. I always called em foreign objects, but I guess that works too. I think you'll find that I myself like using various improvised weaponry as well. Things wrapped in barbed wire, a spiked knee pad, hell even the ring itself can be my weapon. And if all that fails, I got these two to fall back on.
He lifts his fists up for the camera.
So please. Don't belittle us like you did Luthor. I want you to bring your A game Zoran. You're definitely going to need it. Otherwise, you may find yourself on the other end of your waterboarding torture. So until next time, dasvidaniya.
Lio abruptly stands up from the bed, leans back and lets out a defiant roar that has enough force to shatter the nearby window of his room.
END FEED.
