Kickstart Xtraction (Robert RP Xtration PPV)
Jan 14, 2020 0:03:52 GMT -5
The Cosmo Kid and mosler like this
Post by Lio on Jan 14, 2020 0:03:52 GMT -5
A Loud roar of a motorcycle can be heard as the camera fades in. What we see is the outside of a biker bar, with a small group of people milling around outside, chatting idly amongst each other. A line of harleys can be easily identified. The motorcycle making the noise in question quickly pulls off with an impressive burnout, leaving tire marks a few feet as it takes off. We fade to the inside of the bar, where sitting at a table in back is none other than former cowboy robot currently human biker, and current DW star ROBERT! With a cigar in one hand, and a pint of beer in the other he appears to be enjoying himself.
Robert: "Oh hey. Didn't see you there. How've you all been? Me? I've been fabulous. Now, I wanna apologize for not being on your tv screens lately, but I've been busy! Busy enjoying all there is to my new found human body! Taking in many sights, and smells. Conquests both adventerous and sexventerous. I just coined that term. Adventerous Sex. Sexventerous. You ever make love secretly in public? In a place where at any moment you could get caught if you slip up? Thats a hell of a rush. Especially when you consider I happen to be a homosexual. I mean it's one thing to catch a man and woman having sex, but two men? OOOOH. Scandalous! Look, I know in this day and age everyone is "woke" and all for gay pride and all. But come on. Your average joe and jane still finds such a thing kinda strange. Like, not "offensive" strange mind, just weird strange. Well maybe the south still finds it offensive strange, but i digress.
He takes a sip from the pint and with a flourish takes a long drag of the cigar, blowing out smoke rings.
Anyway, i'm here now because it seems I actually have a match coming up! On PAY PER VIEW NO LESS! And its an XTRACTION pay per view, which for those who aren't "in the know" means its one fed against another. Whats more, I get to represent Destiny Wrestling in what is essentially the fed warfare match. It's 6 man Survivor rules, where I team with Brandon North, and the ever awesome Hunter Storms...against three people I barely even heard of. Regardless, you can be sure i'll bring my best boots, and leather for this match. You all can look forward to me kickstarting them all, and standing tall with my fellow Destiny wrestlers!
Until then, I bid everyone a fond farwell, and adieu.
The camera pans out leaving Robert to finish enjoying his smoke and drink.
Robert: "Oh hey. Didn't see you there. How've you all been? Me? I've been fabulous. Now, I wanna apologize for not being on your tv screens lately, but I've been busy! Busy enjoying all there is to my new found human body! Taking in many sights, and smells. Conquests both adventerous and sexventerous. I just coined that term. Adventerous Sex. Sexventerous. You ever make love secretly in public? In a place where at any moment you could get caught if you slip up? Thats a hell of a rush. Especially when you consider I happen to be a homosexual. I mean it's one thing to catch a man and woman having sex, but two men? OOOOH. Scandalous! Look, I know in this day and age everyone is "woke" and all for gay pride and all. But come on. Your average joe and jane still finds such a thing kinda strange. Like, not "offensive" strange mind, just weird strange. Well maybe the south still finds it offensive strange, but i digress.
He takes a sip from the pint and with a flourish takes a long drag of the cigar, blowing out smoke rings.
Anyway, i'm here now because it seems I actually have a match coming up! On PAY PER VIEW NO LESS! And its an XTRACTION pay per view, which for those who aren't "in the know" means its one fed against another. Whats more, I get to represent Destiny Wrestling in what is essentially the fed warfare match. It's 6 man Survivor rules, where I team with Brandon North, and the ever awesome Hunter Storms...against three people I barely even heard of. Regardless, you can be sure i'll bring my best boots, and leather for this match. You all can look forward to me kickstarting them all, and standing tall with my fellow Destiny wrestlers!
Until then, I bid everyone a fond farwell, and adieu.
The camera pans out leaving Robert to finish enjoying his smoke and drink.