Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Jan 21, 2020 22:22:29 GMT -5
OOC: I have no idea what the rp restrictions are but I wanna do this anyway
*We open on….Liam Bradley? I mean, it’s him, right? Umbrella, plague-era bird mask, fur coat? OH WAIT NO SURPRISE! Not-Bradley pulls up his bird mask to reveal the mask of THE GREAT LORD DOMINICUS!*
LD: Ha! Surprised you all didn’t I? But that’s not surprising to me. After all, if you put on enough gimmicks you can be anyone you want, even a villain I guess.
*He sluffs off the fur coat and punts the umbrella away*
LD: You see that’s Liam Bradley, he’s a guy with a fancy candy coating- well wait, it’s not that fancy, so I guess it’s a wrestler in a box. That covering doesn’t mean anything about you, it’s all just appearances. You’re another PSW scrub, just with some thinking-within-the-box Halloween costume that apparently makes you think you’re something special.
*Yes, the observation that Dominicus literally looks like a Halloween costume isn’t lost on me- it is lost on him though.*
LD: You’re just like the rest of that pathetic company, just a bunch of create-a-superstars all thinking within the box. You’re a box. That’s what I’m saying. But I, oh I am a majestic predator. A beast that refuses to be confined. You see that box there?
*LD points to a nondescript cardboard box on the ground. He then reaches off camera and grabs some stage hand holding a hilariously large remote with a button on it.*
LD: Release the beasts.
*The nervous aid presses the button as “Flight of the Valkyries” by Wagner (pronounced “Vogner” for those who don’t know art) begins playing as the “beasts” are…RELEASED!*
LD: YES! DESCEND UPON YOUR WORTHLESS FOE! HE IS AS UNORIGINAL AS THE PAPER PRODUCTS THAT MAKE HIM!
LD: RISE! RISE MY DARK ARMY THAT REPRESENTS MY MALICIOUS INTENT!
LD: YES! YOU FEAR NONE AS YOU HAVE THE BLACK GRAND POWER OF LORD DOMINICUS BEHIND YOU!
LD: NO TERRAIN CAN STOP THE EVIL THAT IS LORD DOMINICUS! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
LD: ALL SHALL FALL UPON THEIR KNEES AT US!
LD: ENOUGH!
*The music stops as the hilariously adorable corgis roll around and play at Lord Dominicus’ feet.*
LD: Do you see now how woefully out of your depth you are, Liam Bradley? You are but a box but I- I AM THE MIGHTY CORGI ARMY! GREATEST HUNTER IN NATURE! Also incredibly fluffy and fun to roll in. BUT THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT! While you villain away doing whatever villains do, MY ARMY AND I SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD! FIRST PHI AND THE XHF JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP……THEN THE WORLD! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*As Lord Dominicus belly laughs with all the evil that inhabits his soul, the fuzzy dark army barks intermittently*
LD: YES! JOIN ME AS WE CELEBRATE THE FALL OF THE VILLAIN!
*Barks and laughs follow as we fade out.*
*We open on….Liam Bradley? I mean, it’s him, right? Umbrella, plague-era bird mask, fur coat? OH WAIT NO SURPRISE! Not-Bradley pulls up his bird mask to reveal the mask of THE GREAT LORD DOMINICUS!*
LD: Ha! Surprised you all didn’t I? But that’s not surprising to me. After all, if you put on enough gimmicks you can be anyone you want, even a villain I guess.
*He sluffs off the fur coat and punts the umbrella away*
LD: You see that’s Liam Bradley, he’s a guy with a fancy candy coating- well wait, it’s not that fancy, so I guess it’s a wrestler in a box. That covering doesn’t mean anything about you, it’s all just appearances. You’re another PSW scrub, just with some thinking-within-the-box Halloween costume that apparently makes you think you’re something special.
*Yes, the observation that Dominicus literally looks like a Halloween costume isn’t lost on me- it is lost on him though.*
LD: You’re just like the rest of that pathetic company, just a bunch of create-a-superstars all thinking within the box. You’re a box. That’s what I’m saying. But I, oh I am a majestic predator. A beast that refuses to be confined. You see that box there?
*LD points to a nondescript cardboard box on the ground. He then reaches off camera and grabs some stage hand holding a hilariously large remote with a button on it.*
LD: Release the beasts.
*The nervous aid presses the button as “Flight of the Valkyries” by Wagner (pronounced “Vogner” for those who don’t know art) begins playing as the “beasts” are…RELEASED!*
LD: YES! DESCEND UPON YOUR WORTHLESS FOE! HE IS AS UNORIGINAL AS THE PAPER PRODUCTS THAT MAKE HIM!
LD: RISE! RISE MY DARK ARMY THAT REPRESENTS MY MALICIOUS INTENT!
LD: YES! YOU FEAR NONE AS YOU HAVE THE BLACK GRAND POWER OF LORD DOMINICUS BEHIND YOU!
LD: NO TERRAIN CAN STOP THE EVIL THAT IS LORD DOMINICUS! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
LD: ALL SHALL FALL UPON THEIR KNEES AT US!
LD: ENOUGH!
*The music stops as the hilariously adorable corgis roll around and play at Lord Dominicus’ feet.*
LD: Do you see now how woefully out of your depth you are, Liam Bradley? You are but a box but I- I AM THE MIGHTY CORGI ARMY! GREATEST HUNTER IN NATURE! Also incredibly fluffy and fun to roll in. BUT THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT! While you villain away doing whatever villains do, MY ARMY AND I SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD! FIRST PHI AND THE XHF JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP……THEN THE WORLD! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*As Lord Dominicus belly laughs with all the evil that inhabits his soul, the fuzzy dark army barks intermittently*
LD: YES! JOIN ME AS WE CELEBRATE THE FALL OF THE VILLAIN!
*Barks and laughs follow as we fade out.*
